Alas, poor Kaiser! I knew him, Horatio – a fellow of infinite jest.
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782898]In retrospect, I spent too much time with outcalls, MPs, and Sideline. Gogos are definitely the creme de la creme and I expect the Freelance bars to be similar in quality. Just need to head there and have a backup plan.[/QUOTE]There are many [I]roads[/I] in BKK; some are deadends, some are [I]hills[/I], some lead to mountain [I]tops[/I]. The [I]entertainment[/I] is in the travel.
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782898]Kokoro photos DO look much less edited, but no one caught my eye, so I never bothered visiting.[/QUOTE]Understood. Michele's photo at Kokoro [U]I[/U] found [I]compelling[/I], worth a visit, even with the masking. She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Beautiful face, beautiful body, good (business) service. But her physical presence alone was enough to make the trip worth while (FR posted). Wouldn't be a regular, but every now and again [S]...[/S].
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782898]There were 2 girls whose lady drinks were technically 2 drinks (whiskey / soju and coke). I've now added that to my list of red flags. The first drink is now the cost of business, but the second one HAS to be earned. If I were still in BKK, I might have tried the shaw shaw line. I'm afraid it would sour a lot of potential interactions, as well as earn a few refusals, but without some field testing, I can't be certain. Plus I'm sure a little charm may help it go down more smoothly, so I definitely see it as something worth fine tuning so cut costs and streamline the selection process.[/QUOTE]Stick on his Suzie Wong bar's writeup mentioned the 2 drink [I]MO[/I] at a number of bars, but at least there, it's served in the same glasses that the customers get, not thimbles.
The "shaw shaw", said with a SMILE, when it does sour the interaction, my reaction is a solid "Bye". For me, it's just one of those markers that says I know the score, that her physical presence is not alone sufficient. Many "at bats" in a baseball game, so I'm not concerned with a couple of strike-outs.
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782898]This seems like a fair assessment. For the lunch date, it's because the quality of girls working in the afternoon is often disappointing. This way I don't have to compromise on quality if I want some afternoon delight before the nocturnal hunt.[/QUOTE]Everyone has their own set of eyes, but I've found some very fun times in afternoon MP's. Yes, it's only an hour, 90-minutes, but a lot of fun can be had. YMMV.
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782908]Private Kaiser on duty! Star of Light is down, I repeat, Star of Light is down! [/QUOTE]Seems that the SOL is [I]SOL[/I]. That is a [B][u]loss[/u][/B].
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782939]Next to me was an older gentlemen who was being thoroughly entertained by 3 of the nude girls. I felt like asking for the one in the center to join me, but she only had eyes for the older man beside me and I didn't have the heart to try and steal another man's target after having had that done to me twice already.[/QUOTE]Not stealing. I don't cut in, but eye contact and a smile at least marks you as an alternate [S]...[/S] and if the deal isn't being signed [S]...[/S] No harm, no foul.
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782939]Brought up the bar fine and she hurried off to change as I settled my bill. I paid around 2000 baht for the bar fine, but I don't remember exactly how much the bar fine was. She was only interested in ST, but I couldn't bring up the cost or time before she scurried away. HUGE MISTAKE![/QUOTE]Often repeated here: don't leave the bar without BOTH parties understanding the [I]contract[/I]. I might roll the dice on menu, depending on how [I]compelling[/I] she is, but time and PRICE [S]...[/S] On the other hand, it's a lesson that I've had to relearn when I've grown complacent.
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782939]Once we got out she asked me to draw the curtains. How a girl that literally dances buck naked on a stage is embarrassed by not having the curtains drawn on the 23rd floor in the middle of the night is a mystery to me.[/QUOTE]Thailand, in MY experience, is a very conservative society. I always had to silently laugh when a girl who had just been dancing nude on stage, back in the room, out of her solo shower, came out, wrapped in a towel, and jumped under the covers before the towel came off. I once asked and was told, "but on the stage, I was just dancing with my friends. Now I'm alone with you". You'll also notice that the only public displays of affection are from falangs (holding hands or arms around shoulder don't count). On the other hand, I'm enough of a realist that she might not want to be associated with me out in public [S]...[/S].
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782939][B]20 Jan[/B]Plus it looked like Therma was a bit of a walk from either Nana or Asok BTS and my sweat may have made me a less attractive option for the Freelancers, so Thermae was shelved. [/QUOTE]You like the skywalks (e.g. Asoke to Cowboy). At Asoke BTS, just turn around and take the skywalk in the other direction, exiting the BTS turnstyles on the Nana end, but staying on the elevated walk. Usually a breeze, and certainly beats the crowds on the sidewalk below. Walk down to the end (not THAT far), exit to the right towards the Sofitel hotel, but instead of the elevated ramp to the hotel, take the stairs down to the sidewalk, U-turn, and it's 10 M to Thermae. Now your success inside is another matter.
[QUOTE=TheKaiser;2782963]I couldn't spot Star of Light, but did see the Meet the World sign on the second floor as I was strolling the street below. There were 2 ladies dressed in red sitting outside with the door to the bar closed. Was I about to witness my first debaucherous orgy? No, there was literally no one inside. I asked the mamasan for a Singha ands asked if I would like to buy the ladies a drink. I asked her if anyone else was working, but it was only those 2. Neither were to my taste frankly, but feeling obliged to experience one of the classic punter haunts, I took up mamasan's offer of a 2 lady discount.
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Unfortunately the couch made the cowgirl position less than ideal.
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I just wanted a little anticlimax to a fantastic threesome experience. We conversed a bit with mamasan acting as the translator. 'Sui Mai' and the Isan equivalent 'Nyam Bo' were added to my dictionary. There were quite a few other words I learned, but they have since evaporated from my mind. Aside from 'Pum Pui' which Vivian said pinching her love handles.
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It's a shame since this was one of the best experiences I had had and close to the cheapest too.
*[B]Damages[/B] = 6,000 = 1000 + 1000 for the BJ round, 1500 + 1500 for the sex round, 900 for 2 Singha and 4 lady drinks and 100 for Mamasan Translate.[/QUOTE]The bad news? You paid the tourist prices. The good news? You met Meet the World. And your tourist [I]fee[/I] was just a bit more than a SINGLE Nana bar fine. I've said it before, I'll say it again: read here and remember (though trivial details can be easily forgotten). Beer=100, BJ=800, FS=1200 (though that was with condom, but I don't think the lady would have minded if it had been BB as it was myself that had and put on the condom), Lady Drink=150. I knew the prices from my previous visit, and so confirmed before I partook. Granny did try and use the tourist prices on me a week later, I just had her show me the bill, and went through it, line by line (line item veto) and corrected each one. Just something to be aware of. But who's counting when you're talking "one of the best and (relatively) cheapest"?
FYI: there is a mattress on a raised platform in the back, towards the toilet, in an alcove with curtains, BUT the mattress leaves a lot to be desired. Seems like a number of holes in the foam, hopefully not the platform, but overall, the mattress is not that solid. I think next time I'll avail myself of a bench.
Just curious: besides the servers, I know 2 managers. One is a THIN granny who usually sits at a front table just inside the door. There is also a SLIGHTLY less old, more heavy set (not fat, but with some meat) mamasan. I get along well with the heavy set one, and easily tip her. The granny, not so much. Just wondering which you were dealing with (I'd guess NOT the granny, but just curious).
Likewise, while I am VERY familiar (unfortunately) with 'Pum Pui' (the Thais might be conservative in SOME things, but VERY direct in others), what does [I]'Sui Mai' and the Isan equivalent 'Nyam Bo' [/I] mean?
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Finally, I salute you on your complete and entertaining FR's. I understand the TIME and EFFORT they take, and it's been a fun read and a lot of info for the literate members. I always find it interesting to see where others play, though any PIMP experience for me, as the Thais say, "next life". Good luck on your future endeavors.
Motorcycle Taxis: Risky But Sometimes Thrilling
[QUOTE=11Bravo;2783294]A motorbike taxi is a real e-ticket ride. Do it once when you are SOBER and have your wits about you. Makes you feel glad to (still) be alive.[/QUOTE]LOL! I realize this is the Bangkok forum, but since we're talking about motorcycle taxis. . . .
In Pattaya a few years ago on New Year's Eve I hired a motorcycle taxi to take me from the west end of Soi 6 to Walking Street. It was a few minutes before midnight and Beach Road was jammed. The driver made a show of checking out the traffic, then turned back to me for 30 seconds of amiable negotiation over the fare. Can't recall the exact amount, but his holiday surge price was reasonable under the circumstances.
The ride south on Beach Road was surreal. My driver skillfully zoomed between the lanes of traffic, clearing the massive tour buses by inches. About halfway to Walking Street the clock struck midnight and the fireworks started. The next few minutes were like something out of a video game. As you guys know well, the opportunities to be a naughty boy can be reduced during the holidays, especially on New Year's Eve, when so many people in the "industry" are otherwise occupied. So for me, the ride turned out to be the highlight of my evening.
Newbie experience with African broad. Their reputations are accurate
Short little report from a admittedly green and undoubtedly dumb newbie here in BKK. Staying at JW Marriott right near Nana. For the light sleepers out there, it is NOT soundproofed well at all despite stating on the site that it's supposedly soundproofed. Really pissed me off because getting some sleep here even with earplugs has been quite a challenge. Everything else about the hotel, as you'd expect from a Marriott, is top-notch.
Anyway, onto the shit that people will actually care about. I'm a Thai American and have a lovely Thai girlfriend back home, so I wanted to try something else here in BKK. I like curvy women and opted to try out an African broad. Have seen that their reputation is far from stellar on these forums.
Trust the reports, fellas.
I got an African broad off of Soi 4 and it went pretty much par for the course. Told her 2000ST for basically an extended blowjob session no cover. She agreed and came over. I locked all my things in my safe prior to her arrival. When she got here, she asked if she needed to even undress because it was just a blowjob. Told her yes, dear, you should take off your top at the very least.
Onto my dick she went. Initially a decent blowjob with her trying to go deepthroat and kiss my balls. I'm not a huge guy, maybe even below average, but she was making a show about how deepthroat was not something she'd be doing for any extended amount of time. After blowing me for less than 10 minutes, she stops and says something to the tune of "huh, not done yet?
Said nope, and she tried to gave a halfhearted handjob. Started getting soft and was, quite frankly, getting a bit pissed about the whole experience so far. I told her I'd like her to continue her mouth work. She said nah.
OK.
At this point, I just said fuck it and just jerked off. Told her to open her mouth when I was about to finish, and she endearingly asked "you want to come in my mouth? Laughed, and then declined the thoughtful gesture. Came on her ass instead and she responded with a groan. Paid her the 2000 and she was off into the night again.
With my grand sample size of 1, I have to say the field reports on African ladies here in BKK are all accurate. Again, I'm an idiot and am very green, so keep that in mind if you've read this far. Probably will try to find a curvy Thai lady and hope things go better.
*If anyone has experience with submissive escorts, any race, in BKK, I'd love to learn more. Thinking about checking out Demonia and facefucking a submissive, so might post about that experience later.
Signing off, gents.
