Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=BHawk;2783793]Just woke up at a Bangkok airport Hotel after sleeping off some of a terrible jet lag. Heading to town. I need to see girls. Naked girls with nice tits dancing and flirting. As far as I ve understood three places are Baccara, Crazy House and Geisha (Nana). Any other suggestions to see naked girls, sip a beer and go for it?[/QUOTE]I was only there for a day maybe it was too early but Baccara didn't get nude. Crazy house full nudity there. No one had any panties on, maybe jsut a skirt with like atleast half just nothing on.

[QUOTE=Lcale1982;2783794]I was only there for a day maybe it was too early but Baccara didn't get nude. Crazy house full nudity there. No one had any panties on, maybe jsut a skirt with like atleast half just nothing on.[/QUOTE]There's no nudity on the main floor at Baccara. You need to go upstairs for full nudity. If you look up through the glass floors from the main floor you can see the dancer's pussies who are nude upstairs.

[QUOTE=BHawk;2783793]Just woke up at a Bangkok airport Hotel after sleeping off some of a terrible jet lag. Heading to town. I need to see girls. Naked girls with nice tits dancing and flirting. As far as I ve understood three places are Baccara, Crazy House and Geisha (Nana). Any other suggestions to see naked girls, sip a beer and go for it?[/QUOTE]Baccara isn't full nude, only Topless. Dollhouse has fully nude girls on stage though.

To the Thai American fellow below and anyone else considering the African street girls patrolling Suk and elsewhere, I would say stay away. In addition to most of them being overweight and dramatically unattractive, they are not known for providing good services and usually their African handlers are not too far off watching the deal go down.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2783810]There's no nudity on the main floor at Baccara. You need to go upstairs for full nudity. If you look up through the glass floors from the main floor you can see the dancer's pussies who are nude upstairs.[/QUOTE]Aww damn, that's why it seemed so empty guess everyone else was upstairs. Guessing the hotties were upstairs too. We left after a drink haha, woops.

[QUOTE=Tomasb;2783821]To the Thai American fellow below and anyone else considering the African street girls patrolling Suk and elsewhere, I would say stay away. In addition to most of them being overweight and dramatically unattractive, they are not known for providing good services and usually their African handlers are not too far off watching the deal go down.[/QUOTE]I've only been with two walking up and down Sukhumvit over the years as the vast majority of them are ugly but those two provided good service.

After my experience at 7-heaven, I was reluctant in trying anything else for a while, but decided to try doki doki on one of my nightly strolls. My goal was to go to paradise massage but once I got there and saw all the bright light and other massage ladies trying to get your attention, I chickened out and went to doki doki instead. Its a much more quiet area. Arriving late into the evening there was only 3 masseuse available which doesn't surprise me much as they are always busy. This is my first line up and was kind of relieved there wasn't 10-20 girls looking at me while I was choosing. Only one really caught my eyes, I don't even know if the other girls were good looking because she grabbed all of my attention. Mia had a club like dress and was just stunning. The tinniest thing at barely 5 feet was still decently shaped despite how thin she was. Started with a standard shower on the mat and she offered me mouthwash. That body to body wash was heavenly so much so that I thought I was going to pop prematurely but held strong. I know a lot of people in this forum aren't big fans of nuru massage but as a first time user I loved it. She had great oral skills and that body in cowgirl was amazing. I know we have the option to fuck on the bed instead of the nuru mattress but she didn't offer and I really wanted to try it out on the slippery mattress. Damn is it hard to fuck on there but very fun. My muscles ached from trying to stabilize myself on there so if you want a more relaxing fuck go on the bed. Overall amazing experience but not too GFE so ID give the experience a 9/10. From other reviews, it seems like I didn't get the full package with DFK and rimming but I was plenty satisfied. I would definitely go back and get Mia again unless anyone has recommendations? Top performers seem to get booked up really quick but I'm not sure how to research who's a top performer since all the information seems to be years old.

The next day I was still high on my experience that I decided to try out TSG sideline. It took me a while to really get how the sideline (fiwfans) sites worked since they seem to cater more to locals. I was doubtful they would serve foreigners but looks like most do. Setting up an appointment is very easy. You just DM individual girls and ask if they are available at specific times. So the way I understood it, if you see the girl on the fiwfans website it means she's available today. I decided to go with Grape and setup an appointment in the early afternoon. I saw the location was about 45 min walk from where I was and decided fuck it ill just walk it. I couldn't have made a worst decision as I arrived drenched in sweat and very likely turned her off a bit. The photos were definitely altered cause she looked different but she was still decent looking as a girl next door. In terms of service the sex was fine but she got tired really quick and was annoyed I wasn't cumming fast enough. This is a thing I noticed with all providers, they just want an easy fuck but that's just not me. For the first time I ended up not popping and its not for a lack of trying. Nothing to do with the sex itself as she was still pretty hot but the mix of the apartment being hot, my walking and the great experience I had the day previous so lessons learned: don't exert yourself too much. Overall the experience was a 6. 5/10 because her attitude really wasn't great. Not sure if it was because I wasn't a local or she was just exhausted. I think TSG sideline is still great value even if you get some bad experiences because of how cheap it is I can still have 3 fucks over 1 doki doki massage. But if you want an almost sure thing Doki Doki seems to be the way to go.

[QUOTE=Tlito;2783569]Some very poor reports about Kokoro.
I did not go there last visit went to pretty. Fantastic service.
After I walked from Kokoro because of shit service.
The girls look nice in the pics but when you walk into the shop the mama is very unfriendly and will only let you look at pics of girls working. I walked and went to pretty.[/QUOTE]Certainly I prefer a live lineup. But for Kokoro (and Don Quixote) I understand management's point of view. Those 2, IMHO, are [I]assembly line[/I] shops, you know, think meat packers, where the mamasan's job is to get those slabs of beef (aka customers) on the hook and into the [I]processing[/I] areas of the line. While [I]slower[/I] shops might have the girls sitting outside (Soi 23, Soi 22, Soi 24) or make a lineup available with an intermittent flow of customers, MY experience, those 2 shops have a CONSTANT flow. In Kokoro, there were at least 3 other Asians (Koreans?) waiting. Too time consuming and tiring for the girls to be having CONTINUOUS lineups. Thus tablet selection. Like I say, I don't like it, but I understand it.

For ME, it's not all that important that the MAMASAN is my best friend. I want somebody efficiently taking my order (I hate the chatty Kathy cashiers yakking it up with the customer in front of me while I'm waiting to pay). At Kokoro, I had a booking to ENSURE I had Michelle's experience. I was content to roll the dice based on the website photo (exceedingly rare that I do so), and glad I did. Buzzed in, walked to the desk, had the following pleasant conversation:
[I]Do you have a booking?[/I] Yes. [I]Michelle?[/I] Yes. [I]Please have a seat, she'll be here shortly, and here's a bottle of water.[/I] I have no complaints: the booking, made 1 or 2 days in advance, was honored and completed. Nothing unfriendly about it. And I have no complaints about Michelle's service, and it IS the girl's service I care about.

At Don Quixote's, initial visit, I was the only customer IN the shop (4 waiting outside). Asked to sit, mamasan came over, showed me the laminated price / service card, a tablet for selection, swiping through the prospects, explaining things. My choice, based on an FR here, wasn't available. Took some hoops, and a misunderstanding, but the girl was there the following day. Yes, that time, the mamasan was rather brusque, repeating "pay money now", but it was also a misunderstanding of mine that my choice WAS available. And at that time, there were 5 other customers IN the shop.

For me, both shops provided the girls that I wanted, and I enjoyed both. 'Nuff said.

[QUOTE=The Kaiser;2783587]Pretty sure it would be the granny since she was quite gaunt, but maybe the plump one just went on a crash diet. Hard to say, but this one wore glasses, if that narrows it down.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's the grannie, and she'll try to serve ALL the tourist prices. The other mamasan (hopefully senior), is a lot nicer and I've had some nice conversations with her about previous girls and things in general. Not saying she wouldn't try for the tourist prices too, but all you have to do, as you walk in, say, "Beer still 100 baht" with the reply "OK, for you, yes". Likewise for BJ. I asked and accepted the quoted lady drink price as I didn't remember, and for the FS, when told 1500, I queried the 1500 and it was, "OK, for you, 1200". Minor, just more the principle [s]...[/s]

[QUOTE=Tomasb;2783821]To the Thai American fellow below and anyone else considering the African street girls patrolling Suk and elsewhere, I would say stay away. In addition to most of them being overweight and dramatically unattractive, they are not known for providing good services and usually their African handlers are not too far off watching the deal go down.[/QUOTE]Not always. Steer clear of the ones in groups or sitting with older Thai ladies. I picked up a slim African lady last time and had a fantastic night. We went out for a meal and a few drinks and then she came back to my room and loved me long Time. Nice girl, I hope I can find her again next time I am in Bangkok.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2783910]Certainly I prefer a live lineup. But for Kokoro (and Don Quixote) I understand management's point of view. Those 2, IMHO, are [I]assembly line[/I] shops, you know, think meat packers, where the mamasan's job is to get those slabs of beef (aka customers) on the hook and into the [I]processing[/I] areas of the line. While [I]slower[/I] shops might have the girls sitting outside (Soi 23, Soi 22, Soi 24) or make a lineup available with an intermittent flow of customers, MY experience, those 2 shops have a CONSTANT flow. In Kokoro, there were at least 3 other Asians (Koreans?) waiting. Too time consuming and tiring for the girls to be having CONTINUOUS lineups. Thus tablet selection. Like I say, I don't like it, but I understand it.

For ME, it's not all that important that the MAMASAN is my best friend. I want somebody efficiently taking my order (I hate the chatty Kathy cashiers yakking it up with the customer in front of me while I'm waiting to pay). At Kokoro, I had a booking to ENSURE I had Michelle's experience. I was content to roll the dice based on the website photo (exceedingly rare that I do so), and glad I did. Buzzed in, walked to the desk, had the following pleasant conversation:
[I]Do you have a booking?[/I] Yes. [I]Michelle?[/I] Yes. [I]Please have a seat, she'll be here shortly, and here's a bottle of water.[/I] I have no complaints: the booking, made 1 or 2 days in advance, was honored and completed. Nothing unfriendly about it. And I have no complaints about Michelle's service, and it IS the girl's service I care about.

At Don Quixote's, initial visit, I was the only customer IN the shop (4 waiting outside). Asked to sit, mamasan came over, showed me the laminated price / service card, a tablet for selection, swiping through the prospects, explaining things. My choice, based on an FR here, wasn't available. Took some hoops, and a misunderstanding, but the girl was there the following day. Yes, that time, the mamasan was rather brusque, repeating "pay money now", but it was also a misunderstanding of mine that my choice WAS available. And at that time, there were 5 other customers IN the shop.

For me, both shops provided the girls that I wanted, and I enjoyed both. 'Nuff said.[/QUOTE]Glad Michelle was ok. Thanks for the update.

That is ok if you book online but if you are a walk in and want to see a girl, like I did it is not acceptable. The majority of punters who read this forum want to be sure they are not wasting their had earned. Too many times I have read about photo shopped girls at Kokoro and other places. When you walk in and the place is empty and you just ask politely to see the ladies and the Mama says no. You just walk like I did. I will never walk in too Kokoro again.

Pretty and Premier 101 both marched their girls out and I picked the hottest from both line ups. I have both these exquisite young hot ladies on line and will see them again. Both of them were under 30 hot and smiled at me in the way a 60: plus man likes to be smiled at. I then had 2 shots and an amazing time with both ladies. This May not happen if you end up with a photo shopped girl who is 20 pounds and years older than her photo. Nuff Said.

I wrote my experience with Sideline couple of days ago. The girl was also on Fiwfans under same agency Tsg sideline I think is called. So, the girl from Sideline was asked me to open on my phone picture when is written "Fiwfans" on blue cackground colour and take picture with me holding phone but my face is hidden. I agreed. And now what I see is picture of us, with FAKE review. I didn't write any rewiev on Fiwfans about her, nor on Sidelane. So guys be careful when read rewievs, take it with big reserve as probably many of them are fake.

Sometimes a man just had a fucked up week and needs a load off. Karma don't care, fuck you. Some Fridays just turn out to be a complete piece of shit. And then there's 20th of January Fridays. Which did look like a complete piece of shit until that BTS ride downtown.

9 pm I find myself stone cold sober on BTS waiting for that voice to first say "Nanaaa" and then the more stern "Asokkk". Get off for a short walk to crazy house side of Cowboy, right to Dollhouse. Upstairs of course, do I look like a tourist that'll gawp at dressed ladies downstairs? Well. There's 4 girls up here and sure they're all in their best birthday suits and smiling. And all that's fine but there's no punters. Meh I miss the crowd so thank you ladies I say as I walk over to Suzy Wong not that far away. Now there's a crowd and a girl here and there with a top off, my Jack&soda quite approves thank you.

Lady just next to the entrance has some moves and looks oh-so-sexy and smiling. Yes you bartender send her a drink. No no I don't want her in my lap, let her dance thank you. Woom woom woom thank you wonderful next bar please. But then. It's fucking Cowboy, I'm not a tourist, Cowboy you're a lovely beast but thank you and fuck you, I move on.

Step step step. Is my phone counting thoes steps? Need to work off that booze sir. Next stop. Thermae. Or I should rather say. Meat market a la Thermae. Which is absolutely overrun with freelancers on both sides, and grabbing that not-so-expensive drink at entrance and making a slow beeline across the bar never felt so full of opporunity. Ladies are smiling, customers are a-plenty even if some are fucking fat, some old, and some trying to stay fit by sipping on their sodas. To each their own I respect all of you gents. And wish ladies all their best after my Bangkok-given Jack&soda.

I don't feel like walking, Grab bike take me to Nana, I need a rush of knowing I could get kneecapped by a random rearview mirror near the end of Soi Arab.

Right on, I know what I want. It's not just working girls you'll find at entrance of Nana Plaza waing to the spirit house next to Kickoff. You'll see this random whiteguy of uncertain age or origin waing as well. Wishing the ladies good business, small dicks and a quick return. For other punters, not for me. I want the one that'll fall in love and do LT if I pay for ST. Here's hoping, and and-th Jack & soda.

Mandarin and Red Dragon have some hotties. But they all just mean business and no smiles so not for me. Too many tops are ON, instead of off, thank you. Right on up to Butterflies in that wonderful red waiting armchair. That'll be jack and soda please yes.

I will never again find that 3 digit lady starting with 4 I had an incredible night with. Might have been a fluke. Those magnificent, freak of nature wonder-boobs might have tried for a few nights, ended up with me in a hotel not far from Cowboy fucking throuhgout the night and decided to call it quits after reception started knocking on the door. Damnit, didn't take so much as a LineID. Because I can always go back to Butterflies, right? Fuck no. But it might be karmic. One to file under memories.

Day after. Back to Butterflies. Finding that wondeful 22 year old dancing her ass off in the topless tub and her older friend who was with that guy living in Vietnam that night we all ended up outside having some food and me paying only barfine and not much else because fucking by end of the night was out of the question due to Mr Jack and his sodas. Yeah I'm weird but also know what I want. And if the lady refuses a modest tip for her time who am I to object to getting a freebie? I'm your humble servant who after that each and every fucking time gets her a drink and drop a 100 into her panties when I see her on stage. And her older tattood friend. Well. Next birthday I'm taking them LT both. That'll be fun once they start going down on each other. And me. Probably in Meet the World just to make things completely depraved. Because the bottom never looked so good if observed through the thick end of a bottle of Jack.

Back to that gonzo night. Land me in familiar Spankies. Now gents (and probably odd lady here). I've been a patron of Spanky's since the dark days of Covid, and way before when I was but a tourist, a simple budding monger see. I've seen Spankies at its good, at it's shitty and at it's boring. I've seen Captain Horndog, I've seen the new young guy trying to not fuck up too badly.

But tonight.

This was something fucking else.

Cookie was there, after breaking up with her ex. The idiot ex, was supposed to be the One. Didn't work out. He doesn't even fucking know she has a uni diploma and can sell ice to an Eskimo just like she sold apartments before deciding dancing and fucking is just more fun, no sir. Cookie can also be amazing company, nevermind taking her ST / LT, just do some drinks.

Ah on amazing. Rujapa if that's her name. The boss of Spankys. The sexiest fucking ever boss in Nana, (co-?)Owning Spankys and Blondie, always ready with a smile and your humble reporter's silent suffering ever since I laid eyes on her. Stickman, you did not pass on my public "love letter to her" - not sure whether to tell you to go fuck yourself or thank you, because it was probably too weird when I wrote that whisky fueled email, not unlike this post.

But tonight. Rujapa took me to the stage, had drinks with me, flashed that incredible smile and along with Cookie made me feel like I'm in 7th heaven while show went on onstage. Some stuff no photo or video can record better then my own memory.

Somewhere between rounds, my eyes fall upon the North Indian couple so enthralled in the Spanky's show that yours truly couldn't resist buying both a drink. Had yours truly continued, the female part of due would have gone to some lenghts to continue what she was starting to display. But that's a story best continued in fantasy. May Karma bless them, grant them some good fucks, good cums and good sexy fucking babies.

Goddamnit Bangkok, I love you. Fuck you, and happy fucking.

Happy in that post-drinking McDonalds, trying to make sure all those Jack&soda's don't completely fuck me up in the morning. Happy on that mototaxi driving home, breathing in the unexpected smell of the sea along Phloenchit, then barbecue along Ratchaprarop and so on. While me and moto driver passed next ot RPrarop soi 18 where party goes on waaaay past 2 am. And nearby Rainbow Pub which plays the absolute best thai folk love songs with drunk or semidrunk thais dancing along.

And all of the above written with a heavy head. Thinking that next time Patpong warrants another visit. Because Tata in Black Pagoda that can massage a dick through pants like no other is waiting, you just never know who might walk into King's castle and if all else fails suffering a bit of urethritis after Meet The World just might be worth the debauchery (and yes. Let your imagination on deparavity run wild, those ladies at MTW can do that and more, blow you fucking mind out of this world and leave you wanting for more). What fucking city. Fuck yeah.

Goddamnit Bangkok, I love you. Thank you, fuck you, and happy fucking. I might not need it as much, but I sure as fuck am not moving anywhere anytime soon.

[QUOTE=BPalacio;2783789]Short little report from a admittedly green and undoubtedly dumb newbie here in BKK. Staying at JW Marriott right near Nana. For the light sleepers out there, it is NOT soundproofed well at all despite stating on the site that it's supposedly soundproofed. Really pissed me off because getting some sleep here even with earplugs has been quite a challenge. Everything else about the hotel, as you'd expect from a Marriott, is top-notch.

Anyway, onto the shit that people will actually care about. I'm a Thai American and have a lovely Thai girlfriend back home, so I wanted to try something else here in BKK. I like curvy women and opted to try out an African broad. Have seen that their reputation is far from stellar on these forums.

Trust the reports, fellas.

I got an African broad off of Soi 4 and it went pretty much par for the course. Told her 2000ST for basically an extended blowjob session no cover. She agreed and came over. I locked all my things in my safe prior to her arrival. When she got here, she asked if she needed to even undress because it was just a blowjob. Told her yes, dear, you should take off your top at the very least.

Onto my dick she went. Initially a decent blowjob with her trying to go deepthroat and kiss my balls. I'm not a huge guy, maybe even below average, but she was making a show about how deepthroat was not something she'd be doing for any extended amount of time. After blowing me for less than 10 minutes, she stops and says something to the tune of "huh, not done yet?

Said nope, and she tried to gave a halfhearted handjob. Started getting soft and was, quite frankly, getting a bit pissed about the whole experience so far. I told her I'd like her to continue her mouth work. She said nah.

OK.

At this point, I just said fuck it and just jerked off. Told her to open her mouth when I was about to finish, and she endearingly asked "you want to come in my mouth? Laughed, and then declined the thoughtful gesture. Came on her ass instead and she responded with a groan. Paid her the 2000 and she was off into the night again.

With my grand sample size of 1, I have to say the field reports on African ladies here in BKK are all accurate. Again, I'm an idiot and am very green, so keep that in mind if you've read this far. Probably will try to find a curvy Thai lady and hope things go better.

*If anyone has experience with submissive escorts, any race, in BKK, I'd love to learn more. Thinking about checking out Demonia and facefucking a submissive, so might post about that experience later.

Signing off, gents.[/QUOTE]If all you wanted was a BJ just go to a BJ bar. Less than half of what you paid and always reliable and convenient.

Someone please explain to me why they love Bangkok?

Are you an older gentleman and massages / escorts are your thing?

Are you a straight monger that can't get sex on a normal basis from at least decent looking women back home?

Or, do you live here permanently and have the time to uncover and polish the gems?

Staying anything less than a few months here, and it is a sh*t show IHMO.

So many games, straight up con people, and fake smiles. Not to include what I feel is outright prejudices towards Blacks regardless how you present yourself. I'll be in Thailand for at least another 3 weeks and I can't wait to leave Bangkok this morning. I couldn't even sleep well during the night I was soo pissed that I allowed myself to be jerked around on Soi Cowboy last night. I should have known better. Don't remember the bar, but it is either next to or two doors down from Suzy Wongs. I only got sucked in because NOTHING was looking alluring enough to pay stupid prices and a real cutie SEEMED interested enough that just maybe she'll barfine. If not, no biggie. I'll have a couple drinks with her and bounce. I didn't care to spend a little change for small time chatting and BS'and with a hot young thang.

Each time it was "2" drinks for her. Long story short, I burned $100 in record time. That shock came when I felt barfining here was not an option and asked for the bill. Prices were insane and she said something to the effect that she does not do that. I would have been ok spending half of that, but the quick work to drive the bar tab up left a very bad taste in my mouth. Soi Cowboy will NEVER get one dime from me. It's my first time during this week that I asked about the barfine and then get rejected in a sense.

I did pick up a FL on Suh Thursday night that was good enough for a ST play. Nothing to write home about. The funny thing is she kept saying. You handsome on the ride down the elevator to let her out. If I was soo handsome, why the f*ck didn't you act like it in the session? The service was meh.

I did get an amazing massage at the Health Land in Ekkamai. I got the 90 minute aromatherapy oil massage. I asked for hard pressure and man those little elbows went to work. I felt like a noodle when she finished. It did surprise me when she basically scooted down the underwear they provided. There's no way in hell a man can massage me like that. At one point I tensed as it seemed like she was about to plucker my backside at one point.

So many details, so little desire to type all this stuff out. I appreciate you guys that take the time to list all this stuff. I'll probably post just interesting tidbits going forward. I'm going to try to relax in Rawai / Patong Beach. I need to wash the Bangkok filth away and reset. This has had to be my worst mongering experience ever and I've been at this at least 15 years and 5 continents. However, I do think I would be ok if I lived in Bangkok. I wouldn't ever go in the tourist zones. Lots of women demanding regular relationships online.

[QUOTE=AlwaysHorny2;2784082]Someone please explain to me why they love Bangkok?

Are you an older gentleman and massages / escorts are your thing?

Are you a straight monger that can't get sex on a normal basis from at least decent looking women back home?

Or, do you live here permanently and have the time to uncover and polish the gems?
[/QUOTE]Fortunately I'm not black so I won't feel the racists stuff you're probably encountering. Encountered some racism towards whites in Thermae cafe, where they seem to prefer asian customers. They'd refuse white customers or just give them higher prices. I guess middle aged and there for the escorts, massages not really my thing. Yup don't care to put in the effort to get a woman back home so I pay to let loose. Just got back from a few weeks in Pattaya and BKK and had a blast. I feel a lot more workers in Pattaya or at least more concentrated in a small area. Maybe you'll find someone who will treat you better.