FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Tosha; 1467903]I hear that until 10th of September Artemis is expected to be busy though as on 11th, IFA end and I read that most of the people who are at IFA leave as it finishes on 11th.

I just hope that all line ups will stay on week after IFA.[/QUOTE]Stop worrying, it's going to be great. I'll be up with other ISGers on the 11th too.

Cheers.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1467895]thanks for the info Pharisaer. Guess it's going to be fun. LOL.

Kimino[/QUOTE]Maybe I'll check it at Saturday, we'll see. I have to make a phonecall first.

[QUOTE=HockeyPuck821;1467622]That's all you've got for a description? Not much to work with. But I second the Angie suggestion, as she is truly sensual and pleasant. Was she slim, her hair tied up and had a tattoo above and to the left of her pussy?[/QUOTE]I think it was her yes.

Since this is my first visit to an FKK I'm now sure that I like escortservice better than the FKK setup, so please take that into consideration when reading my report.

(I've posted some of these earlier but I do it again since I didn't have all the names correctly. Big thanks to Pharisaer!)

Jade (or Jude) (Someone can probably fill in. Couldn't find anything on their site). German. She really looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt, and in my eyes she looks so nice that I turned my head everytime I saw her. Talked to her for some time, and she was really nice so I decided to go with her to a room. Once there, the girl really changed; Appeared pretty uninterested and in a hurry to get quickly done.

Not Recommended.

Irish (Manila)

She's pretty low and not part of the most attractive.) Really a great girl to talk to. I only had her for 30 min massage only. Since she claims to work at an massage studio when not working in Artemis. Did a pretty good job.

Nikole (Czech Republic)

Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts". She also tried to sell me anal and cim many times all through the session. Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.

Not Recommended.

Laura (Hungarian. Dark hair)

She's not really my type of girl, but after some nice chats and blowing her off two times, she would still wave and smile if I looked at her. (Not like many of the other girls that was so charming until I said I didn't want to come with them too the room, and they just turned away and left)

Incredible experience. An intense session with lots of DFK. When we where done we where both soaked in sweat.

Highly recommended.

Julianne. Tall dark haired. Czech Republic? (Sits mostly at the bar in the lounge, but I didn't see her smoke)

After spending some time chatting with her at the bar, I got a feeling that this would not be an incredible experience.

In the room this turned out to be pretty acurate, but since it was early in the day and noone better around at the moment I did it anyway, so that's my own fault. .

Not Recommended.

Nina. Dark haried (Czech Republic?)

On my stay I got to know this great Swedish guy (If you're on this forum send me a message) who comes in regulary, and after telling him about my first experiences he recommended me to try Nina.

What can I say, besides that I should have followed his advise the first day. Had a great session with her and I would highly recommend her.

I told her that I should have been with her on my first visit, and her answer was that she had asked me, but I turned her down, and she never asks twice, so that was totally my fault.

When I think about it I remember turning her down, but how could she also remember. She must have a super memory.

I got a feeling she is one if the more popular girls in this forum and I can see why. Will for sure see her again.

Highly recommended.

To sum it all up.

This is my first trip to Germany and an FKK club, and because of a couple of great experiences the last day I would say it was nice. After the first day I was not sure if I would be back.

For future trips like this I will still prefer Prague / London or Manchester as they are my usual destinations. More about that in the Berlin section, since it mostly covers escorts.

Will I go back? Probably, yes.

The reason is that it is a nice place, lots of beautiful girls to look at and take to the room if you would like. But it's also a great place to relax, take a swim, sauna or an dampfbad.

Lately I've been working 14-15 hours days, so this time the timing was perfect. Next time I'm really exhausted and need to refill my batteries, FKK Artemis is the place I will visit.

Again, as so many people have wrote earlier in this forum, but that cannot be said enough times. Take some time, talk a little to the girl you would like to see if there are any chemistry there.

I really had this in mind my first day, but still I ended up in the room with gorguoues, boring, whining babes. On my second visit I had learned my lesson and choosed girls wiser.

PS: Since I really like Prague the best, I just have to say that me mostly picking Czech girls was really just an coincidence.

[QUOTE=BoniFun; 1467990]Nikole (Czech Republic)

Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts". She also tried to sell me anal and cim many times all through the session. Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.

Not Recommended.[/QUOTE]She will do anal but won't do doggy because it hurts. Where's the logic in that?

[QUOTE=BoniFun;1467990]Big thanks to Pharisaer!)[/quote]You're welcome. It's for mongering scientific purposes only. Big thanks for your report!

[QUOTE=BoniFun;1467990]Jade (or Jude) (Someone can probably fill in. Couldn't find anything on their site). German. Not Recommended.[/quote]AFAIK correct spelling is Jayda. Tried her a year ago or so, just an average experience.

[QUOTE=BoniFun;1467990]Julianne. Tall dark haired. Czech Republic?[/quote]She's Czech. Maybe correct spelling is Giuliana, but I don't know.

[QUOTE=BoniFun;1467990]Nina. Dark haried (Czech Republic?) She must have a super memory.[/quote]Legendary Nina. Uncrowned Queen of Fickfabrik and Poondorf. Czech. She can recall nearly everthing what you spoke and did with her, room number, lenght of session. Incredible.

[QUOTE=BoniFun;1467990]Will I go back? Probably, yes.[/quote]Probably? You will, definitely. Now you're hooked.

[QUOTE=BoniFun; 1467990]Nina. Dark haried (Czech Republic?)

On my stay I got to know this great Swedish guy (If you're on this forum send me a message) who comes in regulary, and after telling him about my first experiences he recommended me to try Nina.

What can I say, besides that I should have followed his advise the first day. Had a great session with her and I would highly recommend her.

I told her that I should have been with her on my first visit, and her answer was that she had asked me, but I turned her down, and she never asks twice, so that was totally my fault.

When I think about it I remember turning her down, but how could she also remember. She must have a super memory.

I got a feeling she is one if the more popular girls in this forum and I can see why. Will for sure see her again.

Highly recommended.

Will I go back? Probably, yes.

I really had this in mind my first day, but still I ended up in the room with gorguoues, boring, whining babes. On my second visit I had learned my lesson and choosed girls wiser.[/QUOTE]Hi there!

Are you from my neighboring country and like to hang aroud by the pool, without book?

Then maybe I'm the Swedish guy.

Glad to hear that you got some nice time in any case. And Nina has a super memory, anything you've forgotten, just ask her.

Antex

[QUOTE=Antex; 1468103]Hi there!

Are you from my neighboring country and like to hang aroud by the pool, without book?[/QUOTE]I could be that guy. In case you have a crazy hairdo.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1468064]AFAIK correct spelling is Jayda. Tried her a year ago or so, just an average experience.[/QUOTE]Last time I saw Jayda (she's half Spanish, half German from Hamburg and sells cars on her spare time) she had blonde hair and didn't look like Jennifer Love Hewitt at all.

I like this girl though. She has a great sense of humor, and is not pushy to get to the room from my experience. Truth be told yes. She may not be the best bed wrestler, but not the worst either.

[quote]=BoniFun; 1467990]Since this is my first visit to an FKK I'm now sure that I like escortservice better than the FKK setup, so please take that into consideration when reading my report.

Nikole (Czech Republic)

Pretty tall blond girl with bangs (Hair cut short above face) Really good looking girl but stone cold after entering the room. Things like "don't touch there" and "I don't do doggy because it hurts". She also tried to sell me anal and cim many times all through the session. Needless to say I left early with unfinished business.

Not Recommended.[/quote]Again another client's bad experience with Nikole. Please sent complaints to Artemis management for this girl. I did too.

[QUOTE=Eliazar;1468404]Again another client's bad experience with Nikole. Please sent complaints to Artemis management for this girl. I did too.[/QUOTE]I think there is no point complaining about girls then these type of girls will go somewhere-else instead of change themselves.

Personally, I think it is better to let the sharks swim, then we learn how to manage them. This way we remain with more selection of girls, good looking girls.

This upsell etc. Are like a disiease we do not want to spread, Yes I feel that. But I think complaining won't change a thing as these girls are mostly nice, but they aint most obedient type of girls.

Personally, I manage with these girls via money as that is what they want, but when I pay I tell them what I want, like I take up the offer of CIM or Anal, BUT gives certain conditions OR I do that one session and never go with her again, it is just 60 euro and there are more nice girls than sharks in Artemis.

I know I know, it is annoying, but this is never ending issues, so personally I just deal with it my way and never let these girls do things their way all the way, but I do give half way to come to some agreement to get good session.

Personal opinion.

Hey, how are the IFA Tsunami so far? Crowded beyond imagination tsunami or usual weekend tolerate level crowded wave?

Once I was in Artemis when there was football match in Berlin. Whoa. It was like riding crowded train.) I hope IFA is not that bad of crowdiness.

[QUOTE=Pistons; 1468246]Last time I saw Jayda (she's half Spanish, half German from Hamburg and sells cars on her spare time) she had blonde hair and didn't look like Jennifer Love Hewitt at all.

I like this girl though. She has a great sense of humor, and is not pushy to get to the room from my experience. Truth be told yes. She may not be the best bed wrestler, but not the worst either.[/QUOTE]She is one hot Chica! I had a good turn with her. I concur with Pistons. She does not look like Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is much prettier, in my opinion. There is something special about her personality. You can see it in her smile. Recommend! I didn't know she sold cars. She could probably sell me a lemon and I would buy it.

FiddyCent

[QUOTE=Eliazar;1468404]Again another client's bad experience with Nikole. Please sent complaints to Artemis management for this girl. I did too.[/QUOTE]IMHO you should stop your little crusade against her. Just try another girl or two. Please, read and understand the words of a wise man like Mr. Tosha:

[QUOTE=Tosha;1468603]I do that one session and never go with her again, it is just 60 euro and there are more nice girls than sharks in Artemis.[/QUOTE]Yes, there are more nice girls. Once you know a girl is a shark: let it swim, catch another fish.

Chanced the last shot before the IFA Tsunami. Very pleasant, no more crowded than normal Fri or Sat and then only around midnight. Full team back apart from Martha (R) and Marketta (CZ) and Kimino I do mean FULL. Whether they will survive til next week who knows. RB chose not so wisely, trying for me unplowed fields w Chris (RU) and then Danielle (D) both with too many constraints or, for his tastes some odd techniques and will not repeat. C'est la vie. Also, despite superb weather and great food, there is some problem with the outdoor jacuzzi which since over a week has been, and continues to be, out of commission. They are of course working on it many IFA-tiers will be disappointed. However, finally FINALLY some decent music vs the usual computer generating wanking sounds outdoors and great to just hang out.

[QUOTE=Antex; 1468103]Hi there!

Are you from my neighboring country and like to hang aroud by the pool, without book?

Then maybe I'm the Swedish guy.

Glad to hear that you got some nice time in any case. And Nina has a super memory, anything you've forgotten, just ask her.

Antex[/QUOTE]Hi Antex!

Yes, that's most probably me. Big thanks again for you're great tip. I did not try the other girl you recommended (Big boobs, short blond hair) Because she did not really look to be my type. Maybe next time!