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Errm not sure how this is in a PHP thread but yes, I've had excellent service in Hong Kong, especially Kowloon, the night Market and the yellow sign establishments. I've had a great time in Manila, Subic and Angeles, but prefer HK to PHP in many ways.
It's a one night stopover so I'd rather pay extra than risk a screw up. My stomach can't cope with food yet after the hotel stomach-cramp sandwich (euphemistically entitled 'a cheeseburger'), so I make my peace with large amounts of water and head on down to Blue Nile to catch the early birds.
It's just before seven. I want to attract attention, so am better dressed than the unmade-bed guys hanging around. I order a drink for the best looker I can see simply as bait. As soon as the mamasan has started wondering about my game I buy her a drink too. While keeping muff-bait happy on one side, I explain my requirements to Mama Mamasan: good looking girl, nice body and nice personality, good in bed, short time for 3 or 4 hours (I'm thinking 2 to 3 but want some leeway) and she'll get a tip if she's good.
Within minutes, Mamasan has introduced me to a shy good looker. She asks for a posh drink, and I tell her that Mamasan gets a posh drink cos she's Mamasan. Anyone else gets a ladydrink (ie, establish that I am spending money but not being dumbass about it, make her work for it - similarly take the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] out of a waitress pestering me for a tip - I apologise for giving her 15p and fish out a 1p from my pocket. Nice laugh and she f*cks off and leaves me in peace. Mamasan's choice is ace. Hotel reception look suitably impressed and deferential. She is a tall, slim, Pampanga girl, 22yrs old, and moves like she was in the movies in a previous lifetime. She also looks impressed with the nice bed (one of the very few things Swiss Chatet hasn't screwed up). The bed, unlike the ornate sofa, is raised, which I hope makes it less accessible than the cushions from under which a rather large roach* later sprang.
Fortunately my Blue Nile girl knows how to be a Lopez-like seductress without any of that 'sit down for a prim drink' routine. (which is good, as the Swiss Chalet glasses in this 'luxury suite' look like they've fermented false teeth for a few weeks rather than seen sparkling wine). She doesn't even need to go to the toilet - which is great as the flush mechanism doesn't work properly and so needs considerable force to make anything disappear.
Half an hour of good foreplay, about an hour of sex, and half an hour chitchat before taking her back to Blue Nile so she can show off. By 10.15 I'm tucking into some decent food and still have the rest of the night to play.
[food: I quite strongly recommend the food counter in the street off Fields near Angel Witch. A lot of discerning local girls eat there and it's easy to see why. The chef has a passion for food. His veg are all cut with that fancy Thai edging and cooking to al dente perfection. And whatever you order costs a fraction of what the hotels charge for a pale imitation of the same dish. If you're unsure about the menu, ask your chica, or look what others are eating, or just order something vaguely familiar-sounding like yakisoba or chop suey. ]
*technically, I'm not sure it was a cockroach - maybe some other local beetle. I didn't ask it to stand still for a detailed check.
[quote=poopbunny]just curious. how many days notice did you get of the cancellation?[/quote]
in my case it was something like couple of weeks. in my friends case it was something similar, but he took the email as just another ad-spam from cp since they send those quite often hence his problem in singapore when he arrived to the canceled flight.
Came to angeles last night.
Used the southern cross bus, much better than swagman's. Modern & cleaner. Met some friendly blokes in the bus who are probably reading those lines:)
Had so much trouble to book a room, WTF is going on, no crisis or what?:)
ABC full, Pacific Breeze full, Valentino's full, Lewis Grande full, etc.
Ended up taking the last room at the Orange Lion. It's clean, but it's already worn out despite being 5 or 6 years old! What a crappy construction!
The walls are already very deteriorated.
Oh well, guess you can't ask too much for 2400 pesos.
Went to barhoop around 8PM, tried those new bars shooters and co. Near the mac donalds, also tried club Asia.
Very few clients, (which is odd are hotels are full.) and also girls seems to be brain dead, they dance without convinction, seems to be bored to death and hardly notice anyone looking at them.
That's nuts compared to burgos where girls are much more business orientated.
As I'm not going to beg a girl to talk to me or even get the mamasan to get her off her podium to grab a drink with me, I decided to go to bed alone.
Seriously, I had the pesos, I was reasonly horny. There is a serious problem here, nobody seems to want to earn their pesos:)
Will hunt today for an hotel room. And hopefully will have more luck for my last angeles night.
Just departing - exit tax is now 600pesos (hotel got it wrong). Free wifi in departure lounge.
[QUOTE=Christopherd]It's just before seven. I want to attract attention...[/QUOTE]
You did that by offering to tip for a short time.
[QUOTE=Escort Fan]Had so much trouble to book a room, WTF is going on, no crisis or what?:)
ABC full, Pacific Breeze full, Valentino's full, Lewis Grande full, etc...[/QUOTE]
Several of those are extremely popular hotels and will be the first ones to fill up.
[QUOTE=Christopherd]
.....It's just before seven. I want to attract attention, so am better dressed than the unmade-bed guys hanging around. I order a drink for the best looker I can see simply as bait. As soon as the mamasan has started wondering about my game I buy her a drink too. While keeping muff-bait happy on one side, I explain my requirements to Mama Mamasan: good looking girl, nice body and nice personality, good in bed, short time for 3 or 4 hours (I'm thinking 2 to 3 but want some leeway) and she'll get a tip if she's good.
Within minutes, Mamasan has introduced me to a shy good looker. She asks for a posh drink, and I tell her that Mamasan gets a posh drink cos she's Mamasan. Anyone else gets a ladydrink (ie, establish that I am spending money but not being dumbass about it, make her work for it - similarly take the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] out of a waitress pestering me for a tip - I apologise for giving her 15p and fish out a 1p from my pocket. Nice laugh and she f*cks off and leaves me in peace. Mamasan's choice is ace......[/QUOTE]
Mate, my hat is off to you. Such a great approach I will remember and use it myself. You got everything you wanted, kept everyone smiling, did not spend a fortune and had a great evening. Everyone can get what they want in this town, if they can just take a step back like you did and figure a game plan first. Congratulations.
[QUOTE=Rob Woodrow]You did that by offering to tip for a short time.
[/QUOTE]
Not quite. I only did that *after* the mamasan came over.
Wake at 6am and realise my flight and Singapore later today are still a long way away. Nip round the corner from Swiss Shatty Hotel to check out old blow row.*
1. I picked up a girl from here earlier in the week. Early twenties, pretty face, nice personality. But when she stripped off, the sight was a bit scary. Belly and breasts exceedingly unattractive. They must have enormous babies, delivered using Caesarean section with garden shears. She was almost unstoppably enthusiastic, but I grabbed my goolies protectively and made a polite excuse.
2. Last night here, and an early stroll after taking my 'posh shag' back to Blue Nile for a drink. There's only one really attractive girl on blow row I can see and, surprise, surprise, she's a cherry girl. 19yrs old. She offers me 'cherry blow job' but I'm more in an all-or-nothing mood and let her pass. Plus, personally, I would want more than an 'entertainment license' ID and don't know if it is really worth the hassle. **
3. By 6am I am as horny as Satan on hot chimichangas. I'll proposition cherry girl with a 'you bj me, I bj you' offer and insist on real ID to cover my ass. But I get there and she's showered and changed ready for home, and she's looking distinctly less keen. But there's a girl with a smile that gives me a hard-on, and she's trying to escape the pawing of a guy who looks like he survived Apocalypse Now. I ignore the 'HaveeDrinkeeSir' girls and say no, I don't wantee drink, seat, or 'WhereYouFrom???' game, thank you. very salamat. I motion to Smiley Girl, pay my 700 barfine, and set my phone alarm so I won't miss my airport transfer. She has a few stretch marks, but very fine mammaries, and smells hot. The kind of down & dirty smell I like on my fingers (rather than in my mouth). (btw, Do girls here think it's unhygeinic to wash inside their fannyparts, or is it not something you do once you're born again to jesus?)
It's very hot sweaty sex. No polished performance, just nice hot lust and thighs full of energy. She draws the line at a butt-f**k, but my alarm's going anyway and I've had a good value session. Just time for a quick shower before the airport transfer. :) * * *
[QUOTE=Christopherd]Wake at 6am and realise my flight and Singapore later today are still a long way away. Nip round the corner from Swiss Shatty Hotel to check out old blow row.*
1. I picked up a girl from here earlier in the week. Early twenties, pretty face, nice personality. But when she stripped off, the sight was a bit scary. Belly and breasts exceedingly unattractive. They must have enormous babies, delivered using Caesarean section with garden shears. She was almost unstoppably enthusiastic, but I grabbed my goolies protectively and made a polite excuse.
2. Last night here, and an early stroll after taking my 'posh shag' back to Blue Nile for a drink. There's only one really attractive girl on blow row I can see and, surprise, surprise, she's a cherry girl. 19yrs old. She offers me 'cherry blow job' but I'm more in an all-or-nothing mood and let her pass. Plus, personally, I would want more than an 'entertainment license' ID and don't know if it is really worth the hassle. **
3. By 6am I am as horny as Satan on hot chimichangas. I'll proposition cherry girl with a 'you bj me, I bj you' offer and insist on real ID to cover my ass. But I get there and she's showered and changed ready for home, and she's looking distinctly less keen. But there's a girl with a smile that gives me a hard-on, and she's trying to escape the pawing of a guy who looks like he survived Apocalypse Now. I ignore the 'HaveeDrinkeeSir' girls and say no, I don't wantee drink, seat, or 'WhereYouFrom???' game, thank you. very salamat. I motion to Smiley Girl, pay my 700 barfine, and set my phone alarm so I won't miss my airport transfer. She has a few stretch marks, but very fine mammaries, and smells hot. The kind of down & dirty smell I like on my fingers (rather than in my mouth). (btw, Do girls here think it's unhygeinic to wash inside their fannyparts, or is it not something you do once you're born again to jesus?)
It's very hot sweaty sex. No polished performance, just nice hot lust and thighs full of energy. She draws the line at a butt-f**k, but my alarm's going anyway and I've had a good value session. Just time for a quick shower before the airport transfer. :) * * *[/QUOTE]Chris,
I also have a nice girl from the Honky tonk bar across from the wild orchild ,her name is christine I was surprise she is very pretty your don't normally see hot girl like this here,take her back to central park for mount her for 45 min very tight and bbbj is good ST for 700 peso ,can barfined her for all night after mid night for 1200 peso.
Fast eddie 48
Day 17: After a long ride from Batangas Port to AC (cost Peso 3000 for private car) my buddy and I checked into the Lewis Grand hotel and met up with two more friends who had flown in from the States. Room rate at Lewis was $69 per night, but I think it has gone up to $75 just recently. The hotel has all the amenities you could want and a friendly, helpful staff. The one draw back is the amount of time it takes for the water to get hot when you turn on the shower; as long as ten minutes sometimes. After a quick shower we all head down to the Black Pearl, my favorite BJ bar on Santos Street, to get a good suck before starting the evening. Upon arrival I noticed that the looks of the all the talent poor; somewhere in the 2-3 range. I passed on the BJ and went bar hopping with my friends instead. I passed on BF’ing a girl that night and chose to return to my hotel alone to get some sleep. I had plenty days left for BF’ing a girl.
Day 18 started with some breakfast and a trip to AC1 gym on Friendship highway. It has enough free-weights and machines to keep a fitness buff happy, but no cardio machines like elliptical or treadmills that are worth a damn. The ones that they have can’t be used for running, only walking. The Air conditioner keeps the place cool for a comfortable workout. All in all not a bad gym for the pinas.
After a good workout and a shower I sit at the bar in the Lewis and have a few drinks with my friends. Evening arrives and I head back to the Black Pearl to see what the talent looks like. Nasty! The black Pearl has some real dogs now. I walk a little further down Santos street to the Honky Tonk club. The difference in quality is astounding! I sit at the bar and order a beer and strike up a conversation with mamasan. I ask her if any of her girls can deep throat a cock. She says, “sure, I have a girl who can deep throat and I have a girl who can fuck in the ass! Which do you want?” I laugh at this and tell her I have never had a girl deep throat me yet. I even bet her that her girl can’t do it and tell her I will buy every girl and her a drink if her girl can take me to the root. So mamasan calls girl #13 over. She’s very small, thin and not too bad looking. Mama says something to her in Tagalog and the girl immediately turns to me and says are you ready to go? I tell her there’s no way she’s gonna deep throat me. She reaches over, slides her hands down the front of my pants, and claims she can do it.
700 Pesos later I’m in the back room laying on the bed while girl #13 tries to gobble my shit to the root. In the process, she catches some of my foreskin in a gap between her teeth on one of her down-strokes and puts me in excruciating pain. I almost quit right then. She apologizes profusely and continues to work my root, but catches my skin again several strokes later. At this point I’m done with her attempting to deep throat my root. She wants to continue but I stop her, dress and go sit back at the bar. Girl # 13 comes out a few minutes later and tells mama what happened. Mama apologizes and offers to get me another girl. I’m a little apprehensive after having my root raked like that, but accept her offer, so she calls girl # 14 over and we head back to the small room in the back where she washes me and start her BJ. I couldn’t cum because her BJ sucked (no pun intended). I spread my legs further and hiked the up a bit and pushed her face down towards my ass. She licked my ass as I jerked my own meat. It took a while, but I finally came. I washed in a bucket of water, dressed, tipped her 500 pesos and returned to the bar for another beer. I told mama she had lost the bet.
I link up with my friends and start bar hopping. When we get to Typhoon Club the door girl recognizes me as one of her cousins friends and calls her cousin to tell her I'm in town while I’m enjoying the sites inside the club. Fifteen minutes later Girl #14, an old friend of mine walks in the door and sits next to me. We bar hop some more and then head to the hotel to make up for lost times. Girl #14 is always a good rider!
YM
Was in Angeles last month. Bought some Cial in a box. Got sick. Beware.
Believe they called it Cial 50 or Cial 100. It doesn't exist as my research to date has shown. Bogus Product.
Buy from Pharmacies only.
Best,
Five10
[QUOTE=Five10]Was in Angeles last month. Bought some Cial in a box. Got sick. Beware.
Believe they called it Cial 50 or Cial 100. It doesn't exist as my research to date has shown. Bogus Product.
Buy from Pharmacies only.
Best,
Five10[/QUOTE]
If you took Cialis in either a 50mg or 100mg dose you're bound to be sick. 20mg is the recommended dosage for that particular product. I've tried stuff off the street in the past with good results, but I'm not saying it's always safe. It's too easy to get a script for whatever you need nowadays so it's best to see a doctor.
YM
I saw a couple guys just go into the pharmacy and ask for viagra or cialis without a script. I would make the effort to go to the pharmacy and get your c or v rather than risk your life with some street vendor.
[QUOTE=Yella Man]If you took Cialis in either a 50mg or 100mg dose you're bound to be sick. 20mg is the recommended dosage for that particular product. I've tried stuff off the street in the past with good results, but I'm not saying it's always safe. It's too easy to get a script for whatever you need nowadays so it's best to see a doctor.
YM[/QUOTE]
You don't need to see a doctor to get either Cialis or Viagra, just go into the pharmacy and ask for it. Same for most antibiotics, you just need to know what you want. Mason Drugs on Fields, on the corner sells genuine products. There is absolutely no reason to deal with street vendors for any product you want, aside from everything they sell being garbage, you can buy anything they sell cheaper. You think they are certified wholesalers? They go to the various markets, buy the sunglasses and various other crap, double the price (or more if you are a real fish) and sell it on the street. Their drugs are all knockoff, not generic, and probably mix the active ingredient with chicken shit. Only an idiot buys Cialis or Viagra off the street, you have no idea what is in that pill.
Just like the girls that go around selling bottles of Jack Daniels, Remy Martin, etc. on the cheap. They pull the empty bottles out of the bar's trash bin, mix up a batch of what looks like whiskey, using local liquor (about 80 peso a bottle), cut three or four times with Jack, water or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. They got counterfiet seals they then use to seal the top, put it in the box they also got out of the bar's garbage.
And these people are not stupid, might suggest they are smarter than most of their customers. They've spent years trading techniques and refining their presentation so best to manipulate their would-be victims. And they have excellent memories and share customer information among themselves, a few days visit here dealing with them, all of them will know if you have money, what you buy and what hotel you stay at. And those few incidents of pick pocketing or robbery, probably have their origin in the person having dealings with some street vendor, who pointed him out as a potential target for crime. Flower girls, cigarette boys, sunglass salesmen, knock off drug people, street beggars, recommend you don't engage and don't give them anything. It is entirely safe here in Angeles, but I am amazed on this continuing discussion on the merits of buying street drugs from a con artist.