One beer fallacy, Songkran Cowboy handie and a quick exit
It's been heavy 2 Songkran nights trying to find good places to drink but not come across water fights which was not that difficult given that I like off-the-map, out-of-farang-zone places. Which is where this weird youngish white dude is become increasingly recognized by staff used to mostly Thai patrons. But at least its close, girls are available on request and it's generally a fun atmosphere. Think Spanky's but no nudity (unless you tip 100 B to a girl for a topless lapdance) but way more chill.
On the 3rd night yours truly wanted a bit of Nana love. One beer I told myself, then a walk around and back home. One beer.
Madness started at the very mouth of the soi, reaching its peak just after entrance to the Plaza, smack in between Hillary and Hooters. It was approaching 1 am, but might as well be 1 pm with the levels of energy, bass, water smashing into people all over and general party atmosphere that was hard to resist. From the perch of nearby bar, properly soaked from a full water bucket administered down my back by a smiling waitress, yours truly already failed at the one beer concept. Not that it took long, it was just too much fun to watch people go nuts soaking each other. Not even a visit to Short Time Alley bar, called No name which is another excellent peoplewatching place (Koreans seem to be very much into ladyboys, I keep confirming), helped much. Eye wants where the action is, so I got my ass back to a bar close to the action and kept watching the drenched incredible mix of WGs, tourists, residents, waiters and waitresses, pickup trucks full of people. Utter, amazing, beautiful mayhem!
Having finally had enough of peoplewatching, managed to escape through the back ally, making a the-tour to a pretty dead soi 7. From there, quick motosai to Cowboy to check up on Dollhouse. Which was beautifully buzzing as ever, girls on stage recognizing the weird guy with a mini-crush on number (redacted) which was also there. Great times all around, and managed to meet the very polite American gentleman who's been running the bar past 6 months. Which is about the time this place became my first choice.
Now it's at this point in timeline that I have to thank gents who mentioned Meet The World in Patpong and while I browsed some random posts from the past also Jungle Jims in Cowboy. The small unassuming bar that you'd think is just another dive is indeed live and well, serving handjobs (for 500) and blowjobs (1 k) from the seat at the back wall. Nothing quite like sipping on a beer in a full bar, few blokes up front having a lookie loo guessing what's happening and not quite believing it, with my finger on an increasingly wet pussy of a now pantieless provider eager to please. One nice spurt into her hands later (because sometimes a man just needs a solid handjob) and a nice cleanup of my pecker by the lady and we were all smiles, back in the regular seats and me ordering another round of ladydrinks.
Patpong has its Meet The world.
Cowboy has Jungle Jim's, and I imagine a few others (any tips?
What about Nana bars with handies in the back? Is it possible that Mothership doesn't have this service?
Ended the evening in an underground club in Ratchaprarop, one of those hushhush places that everyone knows about and are open until 6 am - 300 B to enter with a drink included. In no time a couple of what were likely freelancers were around me offering to inhale from a baloon (I still don't get whatthefuck), with one getting a drink from me and shortly thereafter grinding her ass into my crotch.
I got a bit handsy and in Singa-whisky fueled stupor might or might not have tried pulling down her top a bit to expose a nipple. That seemed to incite a reaction from her and her couple of friends - "oh no you're not supposed to do that". Like what, just sit there pay for our drinks LOL. I was at the door about 3 seconds later, finding my way out through the building and down ratchaprarop where I was nicely smeared with white paste by a couple of karaoke bar ladies.
It was about 4 am and time for my nightly visit to McDs to soak up the booze.
Happy fucking, gents!