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[QUOTE=Fortunate;2810219]Anyone know of any erotic barbershops around? Getting a haircut, shave, and blowjob sounds like a good time to me.[/QUOTE]This reminds me of a hardcore porno magazine I used to have decades ago called "Shave and a Butt Fuck" [B]hahahaha[/B].
Has anyone had bareback action with any of the sluts on Smooci?
[QUOTE=Truckdriver;2810422] All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?[/QUOTE]Why not go to Pattaya? Soi 6 and REAL G clubs like Kinnaree and Passion sound EXACTLY like what you're looking for. Contrary to popular belief you do not have to by drinks in these bars.
[QUOTE=Clone01;2810394]Hi, stupid questions, If I hire 2 freelancers and a friends hire another two.
Would the girls be okay with 4 v 2 orgy?[/QUOTE]It would have to be conveyed to the ladies before hand.
In some instances they will demand 2 payments for each girl, which I believe the chances are high.
It will always be good to confirm the cost first.
[QUOTE=Clone01;2810394]Hi, stupid questions, If I hire 2 freelancers and a friends hire another two.
Would the girls be okay with 4 v 2 orgy?[/QUOTE]They might BUT imo Thailand is not the country for this. Maybe with a decent amount of booze first to loosen them up. Best way to do this is find a group of 4 who already know each other.
Soms haven lollipop and lolitas. It's their business model.
[QUOTE=Truckdriver;2810422]What are the most convenient places for quickies in Bangkok? I don't want to drink beer, I don't want to chat the girl and buy her ladydrinks, I don't want an hour long massage with a full-service ending, I don't want to have to bring a girl to my hotel room, I don't want to have to browse profiles on the Internet. All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?[/QUOTE]
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Now that this is the case in Bangkok and Pattaya, I am anxious to read a flood of responses to Tustia's question from Smooci's and all the escorts services' customers here that, sure enough, each and every girl they ever booked and had in their room provided bareback fucking without hesitation.
This ought to be very enlightening.
[QUOTE=Truckdriver;2810422]What are the most convenient places for quickies in Bangkok? I don't want to drink beer, I don't want to chat with the girl and buy her ladydrinks, I don't want an hour long massage with a full-service ending, I don't want to have to bring a girl to my hotel room, I don't want to have to browse profiles on the Internet. All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?[/QUOTE]My type of monger. I go to Thermae at 08:30 pm. Find one, wham bam, kap khun kap baby, off to have fun!
Fun is not drinking myself senseless with a girl who doesn't speak English.
[QUOTE=Truckdriver;2810422]What are the most convenient places for quickies in Bangkok? I don't want to drink beer, I don't want to chat with the girl and buy her ladydrinks, I don't want an hour long massage with a full-service ending, I don't want to have to bring a girl to my hotel room, I don't want to have to browse profiles on the Internet. All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?[/QUOTE]Lo-lee-tas and Kasalong? Are they still up and running? Both were 800 baht for BJ. No one ever asked for drink. It was inside, upstairs and go.
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[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2810635]My type of monger. I go to Thermae at 08:30 pm. Find one, wham bam, kap khun kap baby, off to have fun![/QUOTE]Well, I prefer one fuck around lunch and another one in the evening, but with the prices I'm seeing my planned fuckation may instead turn into a vacation with a few occasional fucks here and there. I've read some reports on Thermae and the prices the girls there charge are on par with what I pay for a quickie at home (1500-2500 baht) in one of Europe's most expensive countries. Feels a bit strange to travel to a third world country and pay first world prices.
[QUOTE=EihTooms;2810633]Now that this is the case in Bangkok and Pattaya, I am anxious to read a flood of responses to Tustia's question from Smooci's and all the escorts services' customers here that, sure enough, each and every girl they ever booked and had in their room provided bareback fucking without hesitation.
This ought to be very enlightening.[/QUOTE]"I never tried Smooci but I bareback all the girls each time I go Bkk and Pattaya. THey all accept without any hesitation. Condoms are not used anymore in Thailand. I know so manymen who don't use condoms there anymore."
Interesting. Not my experience lately. I was at Bit Service on Suk 22 and FS was all covered as well as Passsions 2 weeks ago in Pattaya which required condoms for FS as well.
[QUOTE=CountBangkcula;2810385]
1) I have massively cut down on drinking this year and can't see myself having more than a few drinks when I do head out.
2) I will need to work remotely for 4 days: 7 PM to 3 AM local time. Will need to be fully sober on those days.
3) Temperatures and air quality look ridiculous at the moment and I don't want to be trawling Sukhumvit aimlessly looking for an encounter.
As a result, I will look to Smooci, TF, and MR as alternatives to supplement some of the day time / late morning void in addition to some of my regulars.
I will post some reports once I am on the ground, but wanted to pen this just to say thanks to some of the great forumming recently.[/QUOTE]1 & 2) You'd be surprised how little some people drink in BKK or even don't drink. Don't sweat it, a single beer or a coke or whatever is fine. Not an issue to just not drink during the day is it? Since you'll be working at night and not awake until like 12-1 pm you're fine.
3) Don't worry, people always ***** about this, its going to be fine.
On the other stuff -- all MPS open like 12 noon-ish. You don't need to do escorts or anything else if you don't want to. MPs do a ton of their business during the days and its totally normal and expected to go there at any time. So on work days, you can go when you wake up or at 3 or at 5 whatever. They are also often better in the day as the girls are all there and haven't been banged 5 times already, or are waiting for their first customer of the day. I find day-time MP fun to be better than night and usually more choices since its less traffic then.
[QUOTE=Truckdriver;2810422]What are the most convenient places for quickies in Bangkok? I don't want to drink beer, I don't want to chat with the girl and buy her ladydrinks, I don't want an hour long massage with a full-service ending, I don't want to have to bring a girl to my hotel room, I don't want to have to browse profiles on the Internet. All I want is a 15-20 minute standard fuck with condom. I've read that there are dedicated blowjob bars in Bangkok, are there no dedicated fuck bars or simply brothels?[/QUOTE]If you're looking for the amsterdam or european quickie suck and fuck, its not entirely what they do in BKK, but you can get it. ITs just that they offer you a lot more for the same price, you don't need to just do 20 minutes, its the same price if you want an hour or only a little more for longer.
You can go into any special Massage Parlor (aka an "MP" in board lingo) -- MPs are brothels, they just don't call it a brothel, but anywhere else in the world, its a brothel. Just ask for an hour. Suck and fuck until you're done and want to leave, whenever that is and then leave. This does take a little extra time as you need to shower. But you can walk in, get a girl, shower and be fucking in 10 minutes.
If you want a real quickie, any BJ bar, such as Dr. BJs or Kasalong and any other can do a quick BJ or quick fuck just like you want, go in, grab a girl, say you want to fuck, and its a done deal. But of course the quality is often less than ideal and you're technically paying for more than 20 minutes for a fuck.
No talking or discussion is needed or expected at MPs or BJ bars. Just money and fuck.
[QUOTE=Truckdriver;2810758]Well, I prefer one fuck around lunch and another one in the evening, but with the prices I'm seeing my planned fuckation may instead turn into a vacation with a few occasional fucks here and there. I've read some reports on Thermae and the prices the girls there charge are on par with what I pay for a quickie at home (1500-2500 baht) in one of Europe's most expensive countries. Feels a bit strange to travel to a third world country and pay first world prices.[/QUOTE]Then skip Thailand. If you're on a strict budget then maybe BKK and Pattaya are not what you're looking for. Direct yourself to Phnom Penh or Jakarta. Go with the Gaito girls in Ho chi Minh. Can be extremely cheap incalls with girls in their early 20's. Places like Germany are cheap especially if you only go to things like brothels and don't pay entry fees to FKK clubs. Thailand is more to have a good time with a cheerful Thai girl and for most guys spend the entire night with a girl for a fairly reasonable price. Hate to imagine how much an entire night with a girl from FKK Oase or Sharks would cost.