FKK Artemis - Berlin

Artemis was dead last night! It felt like a Friday night from hell. Lineup was so so and there were very few girls compared to the amount of bratwurst available.

Session #1 Virginia (Hungary) Blonde girl with DSL (dick sucking lips) and big but not XXXXL boobs. Great PSE BJ finished with CIM. Had a little chat after sexy time and she was great fun.

Session #2 Evelina (Polish) Brunette with a big nicely shaped ass. Asked her if she did anal (she said no) but I couldn't pass on that ass. Good session and I told her that I might want to repeat later.

Since there wasn't much else to choose from I went with a sure thing.

Session #3 Evelina but this time it was much more sensual. Had a nice chat afterwards in the room then I gave her a tip and she lit up.

The hunt is on.

Thanks for the helpful responses so far. To provide some context, I have been to Artemis once before a few years ago, but I was inexperienced and was too quick to go with any girl who approached me. I still had a great time, and can't wait to return (as an American, it is hard to believe such a wonderful place even exists) , but I think going in with a little info about girls who currently frequent the club will help me make better choices. It still all comes down to the vibe with a particular girl, but some background info is still useful I think.

As a follow-up question-has anyone ever encountered an American girl working at Artemis. I imagine not-a hot American girl would expect a lot more $ for sex-but I am curious.

V

[QUOTE=VegaV7; 1471951]Thanks for the helpful responses so far. To provide some context, I have been to Artemis once before a few years ago, but I was inexperienced and was too quick to go with any girl who approached me. I still had a great time, and can't wait to return (as an American, it is hard to believe such a wonderful place even exists) , but I think going in with a little info about girls who currently frequent the club will help me make better choices. It still all comes down to the vibe with a particular girl, but some background info is still useful I think.

As a follow-up question-has anyone ever encountered an American girl working at Artemis. I imagine not-a hot American girl would expect a lot more $ for sex-but I am curious.

V[/QUOTE]I'm American too. I've been to the brothels in Nevada many times so after hearing what the fees are like at Artemis I understand what you're saying about American prices. I've never been to Artemis, but having found out about it a few months ago I am trying to get their before the end of the year. The girls look amazing, the rates are incredibly cheaper than Nevada's legal prostitution, and it sounds like the girls are eager to do more like CIM and anal.

I've been reading along the posts here learning more. There is a lot of information here and I thank the posters for the reviews.

[QUOTE=NYMike; 1472051]I'm American too. I've been to the brothels in Nevada many times so after hearing what the fees are like at Artemis I understand what you're saying about American prices. I've never been to Artemis, but having found out about it a few months ago I am trying to get their before the end of the year. The girls look amazing, the rates are incredibly cheaper than Nevada's legal prostitution, and it sounds like the girls are eager to do more like CIM and anal.

I've been reading along the posts here learning more. There is a lot of information here and I thank the posters for the reviews.[/QUOTE]Having been to Nevada brothels and Artemis, there really is no comparison at all. It's definitely worth the trip if you can make it happen. The only reason it's taken me so long to get back is that I'm in a relationship of sorts.

[QUOTE=NYMike;1472051]I've been to the brothels in Nevada many times so after hearing what the fees are like at Artemis[/QUOTE]The girls at top FKK clubs in Germany rival top Las Vegas strip clubs like Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire, not the scary girls you get in a Vegas brothel.

[QUOTE=Banana Boi;1472083]The girls at top FKK clubs in Germany rival top Las Vegas strip clubs like Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire, not the scary girls you get in a Vegas brothel.[/QUOTE]From what I'm reading here and the pictures on the Artemis website I see what you mean. For example, a girl with Jenna's or Nina's body is rare in the major brothels of Nevada, and if you do get one the price is outrageous and everything costs extra, a lot extra. And CIM is not going to happen anywhere in Nevada.

Boyze- please especially you Yanks, some of whom are new, kindly move or continue your Las Vegas vs Das Westkreuz musings to the LOUNGE area where it properly belongs. Otherwise this degenerates into a kind of personal chat zone vs helpful info or insights on how to manage the Love Bahnhoff experience. The Lounge thread is set up for this, and you can get in some some pretty good rants as well, as the current "dickscussion" shows

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3309-German-FKK-Clubs-Lounge-and-chat-area![/url]

Now re DasBooty. RB was also on location Friday night. Of course you are entitled to your opinion, but to say it was a night of "hell" seems way over the top, especially as you seem to have still managed with 3 sessions. I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived early like 530pm and left around 11pm. Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal), no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1472336]Now re DasBooty. RB was also on location Friday night. Of course you are entitled to your opinion, but to say it was a night of "hell" seems way over the top, especially as you seem to have still managed with 3 sessions. I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived early like 530pm and left around 11pm. Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal), no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.[/QUOTE]Hahaha fair enough. I was there between 22. 45. 04. 45. The ambiance in the main room was that of a funeral apart from the girls working the poles. Last time I visited artemis it was on a Friday and it was busy! This time though. Complete opposite. The plus side of this was as (you mentioned) that there was no waiting for rooms.

Originally Posted by Rocketboy0 [View Original Post]

I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived [B]early like 530pm and left around 11pm. [/B] Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal) , no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.

[QUOTE=DasBooty;1472365]Hahaha fair enough. I was there between [B]22. 45. 04. 45[/B]. The ambiance in the main room was that of a funeral apart from the girls working the poles. Last time I visited artemis it was on a Friday and it was busy! This time though. Complete opposite. The plus side of this was as (you mentioned) that there was no waiting for rooms.[/QUOTE]So you guys barely overlapped, in fact, DasBooty may have got Rb's locker as her left.

We have seen before the effect of RB rising off onto Halenseestrasse. The whole tone and tenor of the place drops when he leaves the building.

Its said, Elvis Presley had a similar effect (different time, different place, similar aura).

BSK

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1472662]Originally Posted by Rocketboy0 [View Original Post]So you guys barely overlapped, in fact, DasBooty may have got Rb's locker as her left.

We have seen before the effect of RB rising off onto Halenseestrasse. The whole tone and tenor of the place drops when he leaves the building. Its said, Elvis Presley had a similar effect (different time, different place, similar aura). BSK[/QUOTE]First to clear up a mystery, I am a he, not a her. And I mean really, after all those showers together...Plus, otherwise, how could I have gotten in (on a non dessous night)? Obviously, you are skimping (again) on the meds. I have talked to the management about keeping a reserved locker there, as it is a real pain lugging the whip, chains, clips, battery & cables, etc back and forth all the time. They said "why would we care?". They have a point.

Your other helpful comment does however raise an interesting issue about when are the optimal hours to hit the Bahnhoff. I continue to believe that the early worm catches the bird, or at least catches them fresher, when all systems under less stress. We will have to see if Das Booty kicked his lurking hours forward, would that change his opinion? I unfortunately cannot go later, as I have promised my mum to respect her curfew.

And since we are on the cliche train, it might have been just a case of knowin' when to hold 'them, knowin' when to fold them, or 2 shits passing in the night, or an ass half empty / half full. Thangyouvurymuch.

There is supposed to be a blonde girl from Austria working here. Does anyone know what name she goes by?

[QUOTE=Akibono;1472835]There is supposed to be a blonde girl from Austria working here. Does anyone know what name she goes by?[/QUOTE]She's named Mandy actually.

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1472662]Originally Posted by Rocketboy0 [View Original Post]

I found it a pretty normal, pleasant Friday night, though I arrived [B]early like 530pm and left around 11pm. [/B] Plenty of good choices (and I am picky) and variety, not overly crowded (if anything less men than normal) , no waiting for rooms, just the usual after a hectic Messe. I was actually surprised how many of the A Team were on hand as I would have expected a thinning of the ranks, a healing pause (and a re-balancing of financial portfolios) post IFA.

So you guys barely overlapped, in fact, DasBooty may have got Rb's locker as her left.

We have seen before the effect of RB rising off onto Halenseestrasse. The whole tone and tenor of the place drops when he leaves the building.

Its said, Elvis Presley had a similar effect (different time, different place, similar aura).

BSK[/QUOTE]I'm inclined to support your thesis. RB must have worn out all the poor girls. The downstairs massage table was constantly being used by the likes of "I love Abdul" girls and what not.

Anyone here been to gt vienna and could give me some idea what the artemis girl lineup is like compared to gt vienna. Also out of interest why was artemis so dead that Friday night. Many thanks.

[QUOTE=StarletVoyager;1472946]Anyone here been to gt vienna and could give me some idea what the artemis girl lineup is like compared to gt vienna. Also out of interest why was artemis so dead that Friday night. Many thanks.[/QUOTE]Having been to both venues at the same time of year, I'd rate Artemis much higher. Nicer place, better & more diverse line-up.