Colombo

Hi all,

I recently paid a little visit to the LP joint (it has couple of different names).

As I was a first timer there had to tag along with a friend who knew the place.

Took the elevator near the HSBC ATM machine went straight to the 8th floor. Once there two guys standing outside came asked what we wanted. After a little chit chat and confirm we are here to get some. They knocked on the door and we were given to go in.

The place was lit with red and I also noticed a CCTV monitor focused towards entrance.

Once inside, saw 2 russians, 1 asian(Chinese, thai.) and about 7-8 locals. A guy there told us to pick a gal. So picked a gal who had this innocent look and paid them 4K. Then she took me to different room (apartment) right in front of the room which I went in first. In there, went through a few rooms (occupied) and got to a vacant room. (the room sucks. No fans, no door locks, the bathroom outside didn't have power)

The girl I picked told that she was 22 and her name was anjali. Well the session started off with a CBJ. Went with missionary, cowgirl and DS.

She did a great job. But unfortunately for me I was a bit intoxicated and tired so didn't really enjoy it that much.

Once done headed back out. She bid me farewell when we were at the first apartment. And I headed downstairs in the elevator to meet up with my friend who was already out. On the way down a guy told me to go to the club below saying there too you'd get girls. Might try that out some other time.

Overall.

Face 7/10

Body 6/10

Attitude 8/10

Boobs 5/10

Ass 6/10

Hope you like my first report.

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I am not too thrilled about the CCTV part, Be careful guys some CCTV is recorded direct to hard disk and some pretty sharp clear photos can be captured from this, I know because I have done it in my professional work. In case of a raid or something you would not want your photo in the newspaper as one of the clients visiting a popular brothel in Colombo. I know that there are rumors that some of the popular MP's too have some sort of camera at the reception but no one can say anything as these are advertised as MPs and LP is not.

JD

[QUOTE=Serious Sam]Hi all,

I recently paid a little visit to the LP joint (it has couple of different names).
The place was lit with red and I also noticed a CCTV monitor focused towards entrance.........

[/QUOTE]

Its true. My guess is that they have it for their own security. Hope they ain't recording.

[QUOTE=Jay Dee]I am not too thrilled about the CCTV part, Be careful guys some CCTV is recorded direct to hard disk and some pretty sharp clear photos can be captured from this, I know because I have done it in my professional work. In case of a raid or something you would not want your photo in the newspaper as one of the clients visiting a popular brothel in Colombo. I know that there are rumors that some of the popular MP's too have some sort of camera at the reception but no one can say anything as these are advertised as MPs and LP is not.

JD[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Serious Sam]Hi all,

I recently paid a little visit to the LP joint (it has couple of different names).

As I was a first timer there had to tag along with a friend who knew the place.

Took the elevator near the HSBC ATM machine went straight to the 8th floor. Once there two guys standing outside came asked what we wanted. After a little chit chat and confirm we are here to get some. They knocked on the door and we were given to go in.

The place was lit with red and I also noticed a CCTV monitor focused towards entrance.

The girl I picked told that she was 22 and her name was anjali. Well the session started off with a CBJ. Went with missionary, cowgirl and DS.

She did a great job. But unfortunately for me I was a bit intoxicated and tired so didn't really enjoy it that much.


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I was never a fan of LP cause the service was hopeless. All the girl seem to want to make you cum as fast as possible and get rid of you. The bed linen is thrashy. In short its not cost effective at all. You pay a whole lot of dough, and take a lot of risks, without any guarantee of satisfaction. I suggest that avoiding of LP be the best option.

The State Run Daily News is advertising the MP at the Hotel Taprobane which is a subsidiary of the Bank of Ceylon. Some time back I heard there were Russians who offered more than massage. Does anyone know about the service and extras at this joint ? The Cops cannot raid this place if it is advertised in a Govt paper and owned by the Govt ( thru BOC). Might be the safest MP to visit. Dont know if part of the charges are going to the Treasury .

[QUOTE=Casanova69]The State Run Daily News is advertising the MP at the Hotel Taprobane which is a subsidiary of the Bank of Ceylon. Some time back I heard there were Russians who offered more than massage. Does anyone know about the service and extras at this joint? The Cops cannot raid this place if it is advertised in a Govt paper and owned by the Govt (thru BOC). Might be the safest MP to visit. Don't know if part of the charges are going to the Treasury.[/QUOTE]As far as I understand this place, lets call it HTS is owned by the same people who runs the SC at GT and SH somewhere between Kollupitiya and Bamba. They seem to be paying their dues on time to LE so never heard any of those places getting raided. (Please correct me if I am wrong.) I've only been to SC at GT out of those three and the place is clean, respectable and comfortable. What I've heard from others is that the other two places are the same. You can get extras in the form of at least HJ but not FS. But the girls at SC at GT were not that good. No GFE, mechanical and not good looking. It is, I would say a good place for beginners. You get a clean place with a better sense of security at a higher price. (2. 5k at least) I think all three places are like that. I don't think there were any foreigners working in any of those places. I've asked them over the phone and they said only locals. But you never know. When you become a regular, they may offer wonderful extras.

Talking about the raids, doesn't matter where things are advertised, the police can raid if they want. I've seen the joint at LP advertised on yellow pages (I think it was in the 2004 edition) under entertainment. But that place got raided. The question is why would the police would want to raid. The reasons I could think are 1. The operators don't pay their dues 2. Some politician wants to make some noise 3. Some judge gives an order if the neighbours or some activist make complaints

The thing with those 3 joints are, reason 1. They seem to be paying up 3. They maintain a quiet and what seems to be a decent profile (since the price is high, drunken bums don't seem to go there and make a racket) but for 2. Nobody would know what the politicians would do

However, these 3 places seem to top the list when it comes to safety (as far as I could C.) But you have to monger at your own risk.

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LP

I must say I have to agree with you guys.
This place is highly overrated


Day 1
I decided to go in the evening (as advised by TeaBoy).
Went to the 8th floor and started to walk down the corridor.
A bouncer dude asked me what I was looking for and I said apartment 8/11.
Told him a friend of mine from overseas asked me to check it out and I was here to check it out.
Asked me “girls tha”? and I said yes. THAT’S IT.
Led me in straight away.
It was much easier than I had anticipated as I have heard that they scrutinize you unless they know you.
Rubbish!!!
No need of the introduction by a “member” crap.
It’s run down brothel and not some exclusive place.

There were about 8 local girls and 2 “Russians”. ( Or course any white female from an eastern European country is Russian )
I was told that its 4000 for SL and 500 for Ruussian.
I was taking a good look when they let 3 other guys walk in. So I felt a little rushed.

Mamsan was lying on a couch and asked me if I was interested in any of the girls.
I was. That’s because I was in the mood for a “trashy screw”.
A dude said that the “Russians” suck well.
Maybe they do but they looked a little past their day of expiry and the commercial didn’t help either.
Told him the truth. That it was local talent I was interested in.
I selected a girl who showed a little interest by flashing a few mischievous smiles.
To be honest if I wasn’t in a trashy mood I would have given it a skip like I did on day 3.
This is one advantage that this place offers.
I chose a girl who said her name was ?Sathya.
She was short, dark, ……………… Well not worth mentioning
Like I said trashy.

I was led into an apartment that was in total darkness. We entered the master bedroom in that unit.
Again I have to agree with Sexmachinelk. The linen, the room etc was far below what I expected. But like I said I was in a trashy mood so I got down to business.
She promptly removed all her clothes and started rubbing me.
She looked worse without clothes.

Then her mobile phone rang ;she excuses herself and answers it.
Then starts off a CBJ. 2/10

I keep thinking; how can someone be this bad at their job?
It’s not the lack of interest( which I can understand ) but poor technique.
Geesh !
No offence but aren’t they hookers. Isn’t this their job?

The phone rings again.
It’s the same guy who called before..
She lies to the poor bastard by saying she is at home and how she tried to call him but she couldn’t. All this while giving me a HJ.

Started in the missionary position and went through the usual sequence of positions as shown in every porno. lol
She was willing to ride me ( cowgirl and reverse cowgirl ) but again her technique was hopeless.

Now she is wondering why I am not blowing my load.
I was bored and told her to give me a HJ.
That too was dragging for a while.

Thankfully her guy put me out of my misery by calling her again.
I think the poor SOB was wondering what the hell she was doing .
She told him that she was at home. He then asked why its noisy and she tells him its because she stepped out of the house. When asked why she told him that there was a power cut…blah blah

Meanwhile I got dressed and started to walk out.
She begged me to wait a little and I did but left the place even before she got dressed.


Day 2
After doing some shopping I decided to go to LP for some R & R.
Although I was in a t shirt and shorts I walked in without any questions being asked.
I chose a girl who said her name was Sharma.
She was slim, a little tall, nice tushy and seemed very friendly.
Not the prettiest girl though; and her assets looked better in the bra than out
We started off well.
I was told that AC rooms/ better rooms are available upon request.
She started by kissing my neck and down the body caressing and slowly stripping for me.
I cannot comment on kissing on the lips or DATY as I was NOT interested.
Thereafter, she proceeded to give me a good CBJ.

Asked me if I wanted to dictate the “action” or whether I would want her to.
Sex was good. She enjoyed the doggy session. She positions herself for DS like a pro ( no pun intended )
But I am afraid it was my fault this time.
I think she expected me to be more pro active and pleasure her but as a rule I don’t bother about pleasuring sex workers unless I am genuinely turned on. ( which I wasn’t )
We were going on for a while when she popped the question……………….
She did a few impressive maneuvers to try and expedite the process but it ended up being a HJ. (good HJ too )
Overall, it was acceptable by SL standards.



Day 3

Took a look at the local talent.
Mostly the same girls.
Walked away

[QUOTE=Sexmachinelk]I was never a fan of LP cause the service was hopeless. All the girl seem to want to make you cum as fast as possible and get rid of you.

In short its not cost effective at all. You pay a whole lot of dough

[/QUOTE]


None of the girls know to dress well.
These girls think that if they wear a skimpy dress they are hot.
They think that the mere act of entering them is adequate satisfaction.
The management is not concerned about “quality control” & “customer satisfaction”
I think that’s the primary problem.
Someone should educate them about dressing, their job description and phone etiquette.
The only reason I can think why they prosper is that it’s the only place I know that offers full service that has been in existence for a while.

I shall be leaving the shores of SL soon.
But I must say that although the cost for FS is 25-35% of what I would normally spend the “fun” is less than 10%. (Most of the girls are better than the top models here)


[QUOTE=Sexmachinelk]
The bed linen is thrashy.
[/QUOTE]

Amen to that.
Its outright putrid ( So much so that I try to screw with minimal bed contact. lol )



[QUOTE=Sexmachinelk]
and take a lot of risks, without any guarantee of satisfaction. I suggest that avoiding of LP be the best option.[/QUOTE]

I am not sure about the “risk” you refer to
Is it STD or Law enforcement ?

If its LE; I think its probably as safe as most MPs.
Although you cant say you are there for “ayurvedic treatment” if its raided; I still think its safer than smaller MPs.

On day 2 the mamasan who was there looked and sounded like a fairly educated lady from a well-to-do background.
I think this place is well “connected” and the token raids are few and far between with hardly any consequence to its activities.


Avoiding LP is a good idea………………..
But it’s the easiest place I know where you can get locals for FS with 100% certainty.

[quote]Led me in straight away.
It was much easier than I had anticipated as I have heard that they scrutinize you unless they know you.
Rubbish!!!
No need of the introduction by a “member” crap.
It’s run down brothel and not some exclusive place.[/quote]

Ebola,

Thanks for your report. LP is a place where foreigners are welcome. This applies also to Sri Lankans who have lived abroad and come dressed in Bermuda shorts and speak Sinhala in plummy accents.

[quote]Then her mobile phone rang ;she excuses herself and answers it.
Then starts off a CBJ. 2/10[/quote]

Are there guys who are so desperate that they want to phone these trashy girls?

Tea Boy

[QUOTE=Tea Boy]Ebola,

Thanks for your report. LP is a place where foreigners are welcome. This applies also to Sri Lankans who have lived abroad and come dressed in Bermuda shorts and speak Sinhala in plummy accents.
[/QUOTE]

I hate this self discrimination that we do.
I don’t think it’s for “foreigners" as such
I think they just need to be sure you don’t look like LE or some dude who is going to cause trouble.

I don’t think the "bouncers" should put off any guy who wants to go there.
But I would recommend going on a weekday on Day 1.


FYI :-
I spoke in Sinhala and my Sinhala is fluent, flawless with no accent.
(Sorry but I am a little hurt as I am proud of my nationality and the colour of my skin)



[QUOTE=Tea Boy]
Are there guys who are so desperate that they want to phone these trashy girls?

Tea Boy[/QUOTE]

So it seems….
But I think the guys have no idea what they do.
I did feel really sorry for the guy because he was upset & sounded like he cared but you wouldn’t believe the “lovey dovey” stuff she said to calm the poor dude.

At LP there is a poster ( actually a paper with large handwriting) prohibiting the exchange of phone numbers. ( written in appalling language )



Its worse at Karaokes.
These girls get a LOT of calls.
This is more in the hope of picking them up which is a lot tougher than most guys realize.
More on this topic later……………

[QUOTE=Ebolalk]LP

I keep thinking; how can someone be this bad at their job?

It's not the lack of interest(which I can understand) but poor technique.

Geesh!

No offence but aren't they hookers. Isn't this their job?[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree with you more. Sometimes I've felt like as if they are doing it as if I am holding a gun to their heads and forcing them to do.

If there are anybody who is running a joint reading this please get your providers to at least see the instructions in the following web sites.

How to give great HJ. [url]http://www.Handjobadvice. Com/hand-job-advice-intro.html[/url]

Various positions. [url]http://www.Sexinfo101.com/[/url]

Some advice. [url]http://sex. Healthguru.com/[/url]

When somebody is paying for something that person would expect the provider to be professional. The provider should have done her homework.

Today's Daily Mirror reports that a brothel in the Nugegoda Police area was raided and 6 girls arrested. This rang some alarm bells as the last report on TEP 5 stated that there were 6 girls there. I hope this is not the place. The report specifically said it was a brothel, and the usual stuff about "under the guise of an Ayurvedic Centre" was not there. I have not been to TEP 5 yet, and I also don't know exactly what area is covered by the Nugegoda Vice Squad who did the raid.

P.S. I wrote TEP 4 by mistake.

[quote]I spoke in Sinhala and my Sinhala is fluent, flawless with no accent.
(Sorry but I am a little hurt as I am proud of my nationality and the colour of my skin)[/quote]

Ebola,

Sorry. Just a joke. No offence.

Tea Boy

Hi

Am visiting Colombo after a real long time. Last time I was there in 1999 and had some good fun at a Karoke club at galle road.

There is not much info about this in this forum. Can some senior please give some info on this.

Also it would be nice if some senior member can suggest the 3 best places to go for massage. As of now I could make out only 1 place Liberty plaza. The other places mentioned are in abbrevations. JH/JG etc. If the name and locations are mentioned, it would be very helpful

Thanks

Mitian

[quote]Am visiting Colombo after a real long time. Last time I was there in 1999 and had some good fun at a Karoke club at galle road.[/quote]

Mitian,

Sadly, the mongering situation in Colombo has deteriorated since 1999. The reason members use abbreviations is that they are afraid their favourite places will be raided by Police. Your best bet is the Thai massage parlours at the Galadari and Juliana hotels. If you want local girls, the bell-boys at your hotel may have contacts.

Tea Boy