Pattaya Reports

Several members have sent PM’s to me asking for details of the young Chinese / Thai girl I found at “Coconut Bar.”
Although I enjoyed two great sessions with her over one week I have not kept her contact details! Why??
Well, in my opinion, when you find a young, fresh and enthusiastic provider, make the most of it because within a very short time she will become a hardened professional!
Much better (at least for me) to start again each trip with the “new stock.”

I have had several experiences over the years with young, fresh, innocent, new girls and to try to repeat some months later only leads to disappointment.

Last year I took a “Pattaya Virgin” from one of the Bar Beers just off 2nd Rd, Mama san (who I knew well from previous visits) told me that she had only arrived in Pattaya the previous day and had never been with a Farrang before! She was 19 years old, very shy, virtually no English and absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!
Mama San was happy for her to go with me for her first Pattaya experience as I am an older farrang and (as Mama San told the girl) Jai Dee Mak Maa!
Back at my hotel the girl was, understandably very quiet to start with but after she got over the initial shyness was an absolute pleasure to be with and we had three long, and enjoyable, sessions overnight.
When, in the morning, she had to phone her friend to pick her up from the hotel (as she had no idea how to get back to her room) her newness to Pattaya was confirmed to me.

I went to the same Bar Beer around 3 months later. Yes “my” girl was there but what a change! Her freshness and innocence was gone and she was “working the bar” like a true professional. In the short time I was there she must have had lady drinks from at least 4 punters and had now learned to maximise her undoubted assets. Mama San told me that she was usually the first to get bar fined and that she had, at least, one customer every night!
I did not take her that night and, although I am sure that her customers were perfectly happy with her service it would have been impossible, for me at least, to recreate the pleasure of that, first encounter, with her.

So, sorry I can not give any contact details but, in my opinion there is always a true “diamond” out there somewhere. Just keep searching. After all, that is part of the fun!!

Enjoy,
Hotman.

[QUOTE=Hotman 666]
Well, in my opinion, when you find a young, fresh and enthusiastic provider, make the most of it because within a very short time she will become a hardened professional!
Much better (at least for me) to start again each trip with the “new stock.”

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Very true!

All these girls have shelf lives that don't last very long. It's a good thing that new ones show up everyday.

I meet a new girl, second day working and took her for a few days, it was fun teaching her how to do things the way I liked it, and she was happy to learn,
But 3 months later it was like another girl, she had learned the ways to do less "work" , had made friends with some of the other girls and learned all of their bad habits , I quess I knew this was going to happen, I just hoped not so fast,

And yes there are new ones everyday, but they are not as easy to find as they were years ago, Maybe I need to hang out at the long distance bus stations for the new ones :)

But the hunt is often the best part......

BK

[QUOTE=Hotman 666]Well, in my opinion, when you find a young, fresh and enthusiastic provider, make the most of it because within a very short time she will become a hardened professional![/QUOTE]

This is very true, and I've enjoyed the new ones and later been disappointed as they tarnish, but invariably my favorite providers are not new fresh enthusastic ones, but those rare long-termers who are still great fun in bed.

In my experience girls who have been in the business for years and are still unaccountably horny and enthusiastic (at least apparently), are the most amazing ones. I do know a few like that, and they're very rare and very fun, and better even than a fresh one.

[QUOTE=Opebo]In my experience girls who have been in the business for years and are still unaccountably horny and enthusiastic (at least apparently), are the most amazing ones.[/QUOTE]They're wonderful, aren't they? I've known a few over the years and one of them described it like this: 'I just love sex and this job gives me plenty of it.'

The best thing about them is that I guess a lot of guys just pound away, so they respond really well to a long slow sensual shag. Professional sex at its best.

[QUOTE=Opebo]I've enjoyed the new ones and later been disappointed as they tarnish, but invariably my favorite providers are not new fresh enthusastic ones, but those rare long-termers who are still great fun in bed..[/QUOTE]

Opebo,
You raise a good point.
Although repeating some weeks / months later with a “fresh, young and new” provider usually, in my opinion, leads to disappointment I also have a few tried and trusted regular “professional” providers whose service has remained excellent, or perhaps even improved, over the years.

Fresh and unspoiled or experienced long-termers????
Hmmmmm.
Decisions, decisions, always decisions!!!
Enjoy!

Hotman.

Hi all,

I just posted my final report from this summer's trip to LOS in the Chiang Mai section. I think it may be of interest to colleagues who have read my posts in this section.

Stay horny my friends,

Uncle V

PS: Now back in the US and assiduously following the advice in my tag line LOL

[QUOTE=Hotman 666]I still maintain that “Coconut Bar” is the best overall value for money in the whole of Pattaya.

Hotman.[/QUOTE]Overall, good report and it does bring back alot of memories.
The overall quality of beach Rd is down compare to some of the gogo ladies but advantage is NO BF and don't have to buy her LD. It's strictly: Wam, Bam and thank you Mamam.

Btw, talk about horrors, there is still this hideous woman about 40y/o (if you can "it" that) I remember from last year that refused to go away as I said no, kept grapping my arm with her hideous hands and won't let go. Man, I still have nightmares as I can't forget her face. Can't describe it as it was something out of a horror movie in 3-D. So not all memories of Beach Rd are good. Sorry, just wanted to share.

FZ

[QUOTE=Kumbu]Umm, I'll try. Sorry, not for lack of want, but I just don't remember many names. I'll show you what I mean:

- A hotel on second road, past South Pattaya Road (I think this is technically called Pratamnak Road.). It isn't the Erawan hotel, but nearby, a little closer to S. P. Road, and on the same side as Erawan hotel. Had noodles, rice, Tom Yum, all no good.

- The various Arab restaurants across the street from there, all mediocre at best.

- The Wave in the Marriott building. Terrible food, way overpriced. I tried the Thai booth, the Indian booth, and that's all I could handle.

- Some place on soi 2, they had free wifi so I stopped in and tried some pad siu. Terrible.

- Coffee Club. This place is not all that bad. A little expensive and snooty, but not terrible. The best thing I have had in there was the cashew chicken. Their breakfast eggs and stuff are not terribly good, mostly because of the bread they have. They only have white bread, but if you request it, they will give you something they call Turkish bread, which is basically thick white bread. Their coffee is ok.

- breakfast at various places like Lek Hotel, that cheap hotel on the corner of soi Diana and 2nd road (the one that advertises 600B rooms? Forget the name).

- I ate at that outdoors place opposite soi Diana on 2nd Road (on the beach side) once with a girl. She ordered, and the fish she got was great, the curry I got was lousy.

- That place on Walking street, next to soi 16, showcasing seafood and stuff. They have a guy who walks around in a cowboy outfit. They have an indoor a/c area, which is why I ate there. The seafood stuff was not bad, other things were not terribly good. Overpriced, IMHO. Wanted to try the French place just down the street from there, but it was a sweltering night and I needed the a/c.

- Some German restaurant on 2nd Road past soi Diana. Sorry, can't remember the name.

- That Italian coffee/gelato joint on soi Buakhao. Their coffee is pretty good, but I found their food insipid and overly cheesy. And expensive too.

- The outdoors restaurant right on the corner of soi Diana and 2nd Road (non-beach side). This place is ok. Decent prices. The noodles are not to rave about, but you could do worse.

- The restaurant inside the supermarket in that complex right there. It's next to the California Wow. This restaurant is not too bad. It has a/c, so that makes up for a lot. + it's open 24 hours.

- That place next to Marine disco. The outdoor food place. The fish here was actually pretty good, but I can't eat a whole fish by myself. Ever. But it was damned tasty. Other stuff was downright wretched.

- Once, in desperation, I ate at Mr Sandwich. I had a chicken shawarma. Tttttterrible.

- food court at Central Festival. Not all that bad, actually.

- That pub on soi Buakhao, with the green sign. The Thingy and Booby? What's it's name? Turn left from soi Diana onto soi Buakhao, it's on your right hand side, before you get to the Italian coffee/gelato place. I ate there once with a girl, and she sat next to me. All I remember about that place is her silky inner thigh in the palm of my hand. That and the 90 minute erection I had.

Umm, that's all I can remember for now. I like the suggestions people are posting. I'm keeping a list and I will be sure to visit them when I return.

So that's Patts. As for. Bangers. Did you say? Nice. I'll post that in the, ehem, Bangers section.[/QUOTE] I think its the butchers arms you mean?

Day 1 :- Found a bus just as i stepped out of the BKK Airport , 200 Baht included the fair and Hotel drop off . Journey took just about 2 hrs from the Airport to the Hotel. Checked into Penthouse Hotel and thanks to the forum got a upgrade to the Patpong 2 Room . Nice clean hotel with practically all amenities you need on a mongering trip. My room had a small Balcony as well , being a smoker thats always a plus for me.

Called up an old friend and she was at the door before i could take a dump. No stunner but its always nice to get ur back scrubbed and a nice massage after a long journey. Was fairly natural to get horny so just about 3 hrs into pattaya i was finished with the first round of sex.

Day passed fairly quick and as the lights came on , I found myself on the walking street trying to get a look into every GOGO for that prefect girl to take back. Eventually found a stunner at Happy GO GO , paid the barfine and got her back to the room. What followed was awesome....at one point i was stupid enough to take her out in the balcony and we tried some doggie there...was about 3 am but damn those were memorable 10 mins .

She left early in the morning about 6-7 , did'nt have the energy for a morning fuck so did'nt mind. Gave her 1500 B and she seemed pleased with it.

Day 2 to follow...

[QUOTE=Travelforfun]Eventually found a stunner at Happy GO GO , paid the barfine and got her back to the room. What followed was awesome....at one point i was stupid enough to take her out in the balcony and we tried some doggie there...was about 3 am but damn those were memorable 10 mins .

She left early in the morning about 6-7 , did'nt have the energy for a morning fuck so did'nt mind. Gave her 1500 B and she seemed pleased with it.

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Good to hear you got a good price on that. She didn't state her price before you barfined her?

I got two girls last week in two different walking street gogos for 1000ST each.

Bargain hard gents!

[QUOTE=Travelforfun]Day 1 :- Found a bus just as i stepped out of the BKK Airport , 200 Baht included the fair and Hotel drop off . Journey took just about 2 hrs from the Airport to the Hotel. [/QUOTE]


sounds like a great deal. Any more details? Would save me almost 1000BHT next time.

[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]sounds like a great deal. Any more details?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]sounds like a great deal. Any more details? Would save me almost 1000BHT next time.[/QUOTE]
Unless you are riding THAI or EVA (maybe Singapore, too) from the US you get in WAY too late for the bus (about midnite or so and the last bus goes at 7PM local or so).

[QUOTE=Dinghy]Unless you are riding THAI or EVA (maybe Singapore, too) from the US you get in WAY too late for the bus (about midnite or so and the last bus goes at 7PM local or so).[/QUOTE]That's certainly not true. You just mentioned two and my China Airlines flight arrives at 11:30 in October and my Cathay Pacific flight (both from San Francisco...ans I think my Nortwest Flight ( now Delya) arrived well before 7...). In fact I don't think I've ever taken a flight that's landed late.