One good turn deserves another
[QUOTE=Sharq]First off I would like to thank the kings of Dubai, MK and JSF for their help on my great weekend I had in Dubai (Friday through Monday). After reading all the reports here on the forum I pretty much was focused on getting some action at Rockafellas. [/quote]You are welcome mate. I could do no less after the numbers you gave me while I was in bombay resulted in my solitary punting experience (exceptional for bombay I must add). Anytime you are in town give me a shout. Pity we could not meet up this time.
Cheers
Justfun
Cross Post from Bar Crawler
Given the discussions from awhile back (I do follow my own advice, download the treads, read, and catch up) thought this was appropriate.
BarCrawler writes: [b]Dissatisfied v Satisfied Mongers.[/b]
Prompted by 11Bravo's comments to Danwee and having a quiet night in, I did a quick search back through the thread. It started to occurred to me that persons posting on the thread fall into two groups, those who enjoy the experience and those that never seem to get satisfaction.
Characteristics of the unsatisfied monger's posts. [list][*]Lots of questions. [*]Need to find the best looking girls [*]Money is no object[/list]
Characteristics of the satisfied monger's posts. [list][*]Freely share information [*]Look for fun girls with looks a secondary consideration. [*]Work within a reasonable budget.[/list]
We all look for different things but at the end of the day what we all want is a good time. My advice to the dissatisfied, your expectations are too high, lighten up a bit and relax, you become so obsessed with finding perfection that you never have a good time. Try to have a bit of fun and try to find a girl with the stunning attitude, not the stunning looks.
Some comments on questions. The chances are if you don't get an answer it's for one of two reasons; [list][*]It's been mentioned in the thread many times before, but in that case chances are you will get a UTFSE reply.
[*]No one knows. This would be the case, particularly regarding hotels as most of the regular posters are residents. 11Bravo did an excellent job of compiling the GF hotel list drawing on more than one forum for the information, but I would hazard to guess, he has never taken a girl to a DXB hotel.[/list]
HI piper - Venture Capital conf on 22nd April
Hi Piper,
There is a large VC conf on the 22nd at the Shangrila Hotel for 2 days, so expect prices to go up with all these money bags running around town chasing anything in skirts.
Let me know if you still wanna meet up.
Cheers - Bond.
What happened to the neighborhood?
With Wed night's starting pitcher having moved on to a higher paying team (sigh), out and about Wed night.
[b]Seaview 21:30 - 23:00[/b]
Band now starts at 9:45. Very sparse that early. Even later on, still sparse wrt wg's (yes, I understand this is Seaview). But last night looked like last Sunday night (was also there for 1st set). A couple of familiar faces, but nothing that jumped out. Mainly PRC's, some CIS, a few africans. One new PRC, trying hard, "This only 2nd time I come here"; unfortunately, still had that garlic aroma. Nice girl, rough business. Didn't see any "Take me home NOW's".
Group of US Navy? youngsters; however, wg's knew they were on Cinderella liberty, so didn't even bother. Given that there was nothing compelling (for me, YMMV), after 1st set, headed for other venues.
(Ever Ready: nice seeing you again).
[b]York 23:15 - 23:45[/b]
Given I was downtown, decided to stay. While waiting to cross street in front of York, saw a graphic depiction of the [b]UGLY[/b] side of dxb: taxi waiting for the left turn. A commotion inside caught my attention: at first I thought it was a joke; single passenger asian female in front seat waving arms at driver, the rolling pin, slap fight style. Suddenly, the passenger door opened, and she half fell/pushed out, feet caught inside, hanging on to door with 1 hand, seat (or seatbelt) with other hand, ass [b]close[/b] to ground. Hope it was close to, not on, as, by now, realizing it was not a joke, a number of us were moving towards the taxi, so the driver then SPED away, making the left turn. This guy was moving, she hanging on LITERALLY for dear life. If there was any clearance between ground and ass, it was millimeters. Any number of bystanders taking off in pursuit, girl [b]SCREAMING[/b]. Thank God he was forced to stop 10 m down the street. Obviously, large crowd of bystanders gathering. Two emeriti’s in native dress, telling people to move on. I asked one if he had called the police; he looked at my ignorant self and said, "I am the police". Girl was sitting in taxi, justifiably hysterical, sobbing (hopefully out of fear rather than injury). I don't know where driver was. Given situation under control, and since I despise lookie-lous, I continued to York. (30 minutes later, ambulance was just pulling away, so hopefully, girl was not hurt that bad). SAD!
Sidebar: Note how fast CID was on scene... obviously there already.
On into York. Yikes! What happened to the neighborhood? York used to be like that pleasant, middle class community. While not the class of the "gated" Cyclone upper income community, York was comfortable and, like buying a house, good value for money, above the "starter" homes of Imperial Suites. Going back after 4, 5 months, felt like I'd walked back into one of those now blighted neighborhoods. You know, what used to be nice, now turned just a slight bit seedy, with more derelict, uncared for houses on the street. Large african contingent, chinese fighting to maintain their neighborhood, with some CIS roaming about.
Saw a couple familiar faces, almost temped by one; just not quite, but nice chatting with her anyway. Several other passable PRC's, but... nothing like 6 months ago. Perhaps a bad night (but it was Wed, a weekend). Not empty, but not packed either; plenty of room to move around, see and be seen. Trouble was, like Seaview, I was not seeing anything "compelling".
Left feeling sorry for the girls I knew still working York, like the homeowner in a deteriorating neighborhood; their "property" values not going up due to the decline, but subject to the same downward spiral. Last night anyway, York had a definite Imperial Suites' air about it (not good).
[b]Plan C:[/b]
Depart York. Outside, called a number I'd gotten from TGIT afternoon last week (hadn't been THERE in ages). No answer. Damn, figures.
Just as getting ready to leave for Rattlesnake, my mobile rings. It's plan C calling back; no noise in background. She's home, sleeping... OK, at least she seems to be available. She determines who I am (JUST having a number not sufficient; you need to establish your bonefides), then asks me where I am; "York". Smart girl, she asks, "If you're at York, why no music?" Explain I've just left. She asks if I'm interested; we discuss price (I hate doing that over the phone). She's at 500, I'm at 400 (after all, if she's at home, how good can business be?). We agree that if I want her, it'll be for 500, and I'll swing by "near Astoria" to pick her up. I consider the "unknown" factor, the PARKING/TRAFFIC problems in that area, and decide to head out on the highway for the 'Snake. Can always backtrack.
[b]Rattlesnake 00:00 - 00:45[/b]
Crowded, but not overly so. Make my way to bar, FINALLY catching bartenders attention (they are NOT the swiftest). As I don't blend in, he remembers, and brings me my coke ( I learn from other's examples). Best thing about 'Snake, it's 10 dhs. Look around, the "usual" mix: PRC, some CIS, more africans (talk about globalization, except for a few exceptions [Cyclone - no africans, Rockafellas - no chinese], all places looking the same.
Catch the eye of a fetchingly attired PRC over the shoulder of her current prospect. Give her a nod, move off to clear the main "aisle". She strikes out with him (or perhaps just sees a better chance with me), arriving at my side couple minutes later. She's doing some "suspicious" marketing, as in, "Don't worry, I give [u]best[/u] massage..." It's like you're driving your car, make a turn, was that REALLY a barely audible grinding noise, or just road noise? I'm leery; those girls that claim to have the best massage don't... but some nice hand's on from her beginning to sway my opinion (MISTAKE #1).
We discuss price... initial quote, the now common 700 (equates to Cyclone's 1000). Sorry, I'm not a FOP (fresh off plane). She asks how much I'll pay; eventually, I counter with 400. She starts with the "weekend" surcharge, entrance fee, drinks overhead...
I weigh my options: back to Seaview, Cyclone (it's just that the 85 dhs fee hurts and drives up an already high cost), Miss Plan C... maybe call the Cyclone girl from last week (good service, although not GFE, but for 500, at Cyclone these days...), or see how much fun this girl is. I ask what time she'll leave in AM; she responds, "up to you", and agrees, reluctantly, to pay after. I'm lazy, go for the bird-in-hand... (I'm my own worst enemy).
[b]Lessons Learned[/b]
Back to my place (the BEST news, she shows me how to take the BACK exit from Metropolitan). First thing she does is write down her mobile number (I'm thinking she's certainly optimistic... or perhaps, given my too easy capitulation, I'm tagged as an easy mark).
Now the grousing starts... not pay money now, "I not know you." I tell her that I don't know her either. She's in a rush to hit the bedroom. While photos were OK'd at the 'Snake, now, after 2 clothed, "enough". (That grinding noise becoming more pronounced at EVERY turn).
No problem, on go my shoes, it's only 1am, we'll go back to the bar, "no harm, no foul". The "high pressure" clears the storm front, at least temporarily. However, over the next hour, that storm front continues to threaten, each time only diverted by the stationary high pressure front of RTB (return to base). While effective, it's obvious this will not be "fun". Unfortunately, my inertia continues, so so does she (with the service).
Forget about fantasizing about baseball to slow things down; I'm using whatever to just get it over with as quickly as possible. Well, it's better than self-abuse (I think). Her "best" massage is all of 10 minutes. Given it's just past 2am, I TRY and take a shortcut, offering her 300 and a ride back to the Snake. I'm pimping, "You will find another customer... make MORE money". She's not buying my bs, holding me to the original contract. Around 3, her mobile rings, she's speaking English, I'm "Please God..." She says "Good night" and hangs up; I'm convinced that God has deserted me in my time of need.
She does live up to her word of the "up to me" AM departure, as long as I had in mind a 7am wakeup (I didn't). After the morning wakeup, and another 10 minute massage, I'm really thinking that self-abuse would be better; at least I could sleep in. But like we say, you pay them to leave, and it can't be fast enough. She's asking for a service rating; I am a gentleman, and keep my mouth shut (you know, if you can't say anything good...
I succumb to her "taxi" money whinging for an extra 25; again, worth it to me to have her OUTSIDE SOONER rather than later (I chalk it up to a stupidity tax). I point her in the direction of the main road (short block away); as she disappears around the corner, first time a smile hits my face.
It's like that plastic model kit you bought as a kid; the box cover looks so good. You open up the box, you know all the parts are there, but... They just never quite fit together. Next time, I'll pull my head out of my ass, and go with the ST, option for LT, rather than belatedly try for the opposite.
Hopefully, it's only a temporary decline for the York (ER, you were right), just very sad to see its decline. At least with the Seaview, there is always the band.
My consolations:[list][*]I know what HER experience is like WITH ME.[*]Makes me appreciate those GFE's all the more[*]Makes me appreciate my luck in so many GFE's[*]There's always tomorrow.[/list]
[b]Thursday TGIT 13:00 - 14:00 [/b]
Given that I was up EARLY, got all my chores done, so, as I was downtown, stopped off at TGIT. Lot of cookie-cutter PRC's, a few CIS (1 decent), and a smattering of africans. Some decent PRC's (for me); another time, I would be tempted for a leisurely afternoon. Some familiar, one a good time from a year ago, now back. Very pleasant, with a legit rack. But decided to hit The Bananas for a pizza (very good), and wait Miss T's arrival this evening.
All in all, you can't win them all. Next game.
Slimy Herpal Massage for your single small breast ...
here's another advert from expatriates.com (dubai "services" section). had me laughing for many reasons:
natural herpal massage by professional male, for slimig and if you have a small breast its very effective to enlarge it.
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just found another one (i really should do some work but i'm easily distracted today). anny and fanny indeed:
we are 2 belgian girls, 32 years and 25 years old. beautiful blond girls,blue eyes,perfect body and mine, educated , speeking english, french and dutch.we are in dubai on 15th till 22th may, hilton jumeirah. if you want a night full surprises and sensuality, drop us a mail. kisses where you like, anne & fanny.
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i just dropped them a line. last time i had a belgian girl i was a teenager. anyone want to go double-dutch? i'll take the 25 yo. :)
