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[QUOTE=Keg; 1197743]SG,
I read this story in the UnionTrib, real bummer. Thanks for including the CBP link, it appears to be all clear now, so I'll be heading down this afternoon.
Did anyone crossed over last night?[/QUOTE]I was in town last night for El Grito. The pedestrian border crossing was business as usual. I read that the car lanes are reduced to about half and there's not a clear ETA when they will reopen. Since I cross at 3am, car traffic seemed to be swift.
They had one day special for $20 online! When I got there even though had a prinout confirming $20 they tried for $25. On principle stood my ground politely, asked for management, got it! The place is dark in room but great showers, beds, no Internet, but fine for price plus you can bring any chicas to you room even street chicas which I did. Read my next report. When I brought street chica in clerk asked for a dollar, I found this comical and gave him a dollar! Oh, watch out for stairs in Rizo de Oro, hard to navigate even sober.
[QUOTE=Drossi137; 1197334]Hey guys, planning on making a trip soon, is there any site that has common spanish phrases I should know when negotiating with girls because my spanish is really bad. You know, like a quick guide on how to ask for stuff when you're negotiating.
Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]I used these books when learning about 8 years ago. All are available online, used and cheap. 1". Spanish for Gringos,"even phrases for dating, romance. 2."Mexican Spanish"good pocket phrasebook, dating, romance terms, also. 3". Margarita Madrigals Guide to Spanish"love that first name "Margarita"Good luck, though I learned more from people the books good starter material Big john
[QUOTE=Phordphan;1191689]Well, let's just say that some sights are best unseen and left to the imagination. :)[/QUOTE]I agree with that completely.
[QUOTE=Phordphan;1191689]But I wonder, after you roll around nude in the shaving cream, how do you clean up? You can't just get dressed. Enquiring minds, and all that.[/QUOTE]You don't. You clean up as best as you can and go with it from there. The shaving cream was the easy part, the freaking beer they kept dumping sucked. So you smell like cheap aftershave mixed with beer and no shower to get it off you.
Not that I know anything about that.
Still buzzed from last night to type in great detail, but, had a fucking awesome night down at the zona, spent most of my time with a chica I met last week.
She hails from Cancun and was there with her friend for like 10 days vacation before school starts.
She is as cool as always, slowly, very very slowly taking in her drink, never pushing me for anything and even when she went ahead to order another fischa, she asked for beer and a glass of ice and she explained that there was more liquid for her to consume than the regular drinks which is just one glass and finishes quickly.
Is she awesome? Or is she fucking awesome?
To top that off, I went vamos arriba with her, total GFE, no rush, total foreplay, washed me and gave me the awesomenest BBBJ I have had in a long time, and she was dripping wet too, and after we were done (cuddling included) , I wanted to give her the money I paid her last time and she refused it, and I offered, and she refused it again, saying that she had a great time, and asked me to just buy her 2 more drinks after we returned to HK, which I did.
Is she awesome? Or is she fucking awesome? .
I also told her story about my ATF#1, to which she just laughed it off and told me not to worry about it, but even after we parted ways and was exchanging txt messages, she was asking whether I returned to amnesia after leaving the zona.
Of course I did, was still a little hung up about getting flaked. ATF's phone hasn't been ringing through and no return on my txt mensajes.
Heading down again tonight, of course meeting with the awesome chick in HK for the last time, and of course, trying my luck again at amnesia.
Peace
Landed on Friday evening. Checked into Ticuan at USD 56 for emperor room and it is a great choice. Large rooms and efficient staff.
Around 10 pm Went walking 8 blocks to the action scene. Checked Adalita but selection was poor. Moved to HK and it was full. Absolutely no place to move but great as you could grab all tities and asses for fun. Exchanged USD 40 for 1 dollar notes to hand out to the dancing ladies and nuzzle the face in the different sizes of boobs and smell variety of pussies.
After spending the entire 1 dollar notes on various girls saw a girl who looked appealing and started the routine. She was smiling and laughing and I like that in a girl. I asked for BBBJ and she agreed for 80. Up we went and paid 15 to the hotel. I was expecting a normal service and was pleasantly surprised. She was clean shaven with a beautiful pussy and an awesome ass. I kept complimenting her and it seemed she was turned on. We took a shower and she licked me and I started licking her. We jumped into bed and were in position 69. She was in her full swing and took me in completely and gave the best BBBJ ever. I have a few times experienced the GFE suck and this was one of my lucky days. She was at it for 20 mins and there was a knock and I asked her to pay them 15 enough to stop bothering us for another half hour.
There is a picture in the room of an Indian king fucking his queen doggie style with 2 women watching and she wanted to try that. On with the condom and we went into that position with me hard slapping her ass and then she was laughing and saying she was sure I wanted two girls to watch. But I said my eyes were only for her and she became very GFE. We tried several other positions and best part was that she wanted me to kiss her deep. She was a great kisser and this is something that turns me on completely. We were talking and laughing in between serious fucking. And I am sure some of the mongers and boys outside must have heard us.
I mentioned that I needed to cum in her mouth and she readily agreed. So I threw the condom and she held out her tongue to slurp all the cum. Her fingers were on my balls and scratching. I have seen all this in various porno movies but I seemed to be in one of them now. I burst out completely and cum was all over her face and tongue and boobs. She licked me clean and even swallowed some of it. It has never happened to me with a hooker and this was an outstanding performance.
We hugged for a while and then off to the shower again. Her only request was not to put water on the hair as she had to go back to her performance. I was tempted to ask her number and name and make her my permanent GF but my judgement tells me to leave it at that. Why spoil a great evening by trying to get into an emotional affair. She said this was one of her most enjoyable fucking sessions and I am tempted to believe her.
I gave her 150 as we were almost an hour together. She never asked for it but I know the rates and it would have been wrong to short change her. We kissed for almost 5 minutes before we parted. She knew I was not coming back her way and told me to be careful with girls. Absolute GFE.
I went out and had a great meal. Coming back around 12:30 my Johnny was up for action again and decided to hit HK again. Mistake. Never do another fuck after a great fuck. This lady Crystal, was younger but with an attitude. Had brown and golden curled hairs and asked for 80 upfront but said she will do everything. Up we went and she started acting as soon as she put the money in her purse. Saying she has hurt herself with pole dancing and her nipples were swollen and I could not squeeze her boobs or ass or anything. Her nipples were covered with a flower tape and she lied down with no emotions almost like fucking a corpse. And worst was that she was expert in putting the legs in a manner that I could only go in not more than an inch at best. It was impossible. No hugging, no kissing, no squeezing and worst. No fucking. In disgust I threw the condom and walked out and called the hotel manager who shrugged his shoulders and said I should meet the HK bar manager Hussein who was nice but said it is a difficult situation for him as I was in for more than 10 mins so cannot qualify for a refund. He still called this girl. CRYSTAL and she lied completely (obviously in spanish so I did not understand anything) what I found out that she said that I had quick sex and wanted more. She said I was hitting her but thank God the bar manager did not believe her. He asked all the boys in the hotel and the receptionist and they agreed that I was out in 10 mins screaming but nobody could know whether we had sex or not as the condom was lying in the dustbin.
To cut the story short. Cristal or Crystal was now nowhere to be found so no refund but Hussein was kind enough on three things. 1. He would give me entry free for next two days and 2. I could take a girl up and they won't charge for the room and 3. In case any other ISG member reported Crystal to him he will throw her out of HK. How about that. The power of ISG. So guys next time you have a girl like that do not keep it to yourself but tell the manager of whichever bar. Slowly and surely we will weed the bad ones out as it is our duty to the fellow mongers.
Next day I wanted only to sample the SW and decided it has to be a score of 4. So left hotel at 2 pm after lunch and was surprised to find very few girls. Perhaps it was the heat. Waited till about 3:30 at a bar and then did the first round (and then came later at 10 pm to do the second round). Found a nice tall young girl who wanted 20 normal and 30 without clothes and 40 for a blow-job with condom. I absolutely hate a CBJ so settled on normal without clothes and all future fucking to USD 30. Now here is the interesting part. I may have found out the magic potion that unleashes me and distinguishes a good fuck from a bad fuck for me. It is kissing. Kissing passionately on the nipples and mouth turns me on but most important. The girls who allow that are definitely better GFE than who lie down to finish your juice.
In all I sampled 4 SW till about 4 am in the morning between visits to various bars and small rooms. The best one was Kalina just standing a little ahead of HK. I was sure by this time that I will only go with girls who allow me to kiss them and she agreed. I would rate this 30 dollar plus 5 expense for the room at par with a best quickie. She was moaning right, and scratching my back and ass and my nipples all the time. Half way through I lifted her and thrust deeper. She told me later that she enjoyed the fuck and again I am happy that my John could rise to the occasion to service the needy.
So after 6 fuck Tijuana veteran I have discovered a few things about my style and plan to keep it simple. I make a pledge to go with only those girls that allow kissing and with no one else however tempting and ravishing they might look standing or dancing.
Overall had 2 great fucks. 2 average and 2 extremely bad deals. It is not about SW vs Bars, it is about kissing or no kissing. And If you guys try this formula and if it works for a few of us. It could become our secret formula to increase that GFE success ratio.
I've been lurking this forum for a while and decided it was time to post a report. Reading all these stories about how easy it was to get laid down in Tijuana I thought to myself what am I waiting for and decided to go for it. I've always been extremely shy around girls so you guessed it I was a virgin. So after reading and memorizing all the advice I'd read on these threads I figured what have I got to lose (pardon the pun).
Ideally I would have had a wingman to go with me but because I wanted this trip to be all about me I decided to go solo. I was kinda scared to go by myself at night somewhere I'd never been before so decided to go during the day. I drove down to the border, parked behind JIB and walked across. I hopped in a yellow taxi (in the front seat, of course) and told the guy to take me to Adelitas. He tried to convince me to go somewhere else, but I lied and told him I was meeting my friends there. So off we went. We pulled up by the bar and I paid him the five bucks plus one for a tip (I had three denominations of bills in three different pockets. Ones for tips, fives for drinks, twentys for girls. And a five in each sock for cabs. This way I can just pull out cash without haivng to fumble around and showing too much money by mistake).
I remember reading how dark it felt coming into AB from outside during the daytime so I made sure to wear sunglasses that day. I didn't want to be tripping around as soon as I went in and making an ass of myself. I go inside and there were quite a few girls there for it being so early in the day (it was a little after one or so). I buy a drink and walk around. A couple of girls came up to me but they were too aggressive. I wasn't feeling it. So I sit down and this gorgeous Latin chick walks by and sits down next to me. She asks if I'll buy her a drink. Of course I say yes. By this point I had made up my mind I was going to fuck her, and I was sweating like crazy with the anticipation. Legs were shaking, heart pounding, everything. I decided not to waste any time and asked her how much. She said 60 like I expected, didn't bother haggling since by now I was probably stuttering. I should have had a few more beers but oh well. Off we went. She took me next door and we went upstairs. I paid 12 for the room and was so nervous I almost dropped my money on the ground. I wanted to appear calm so she wouldn't know it was my first time, but I think she probably knew the minute I walked in the room.
Anyway we go into the room and I put her money next to her purse on the table. She smiles and sits me down on the bed. By this point everything seemed sort of surreal. She went into the bathroom for a few minutes and then we start to undress. She was awesome. Perfect body and she did a good job keeping me relaxed. She started with a CBJ for a few minutes, then she climbed on top and we started to fuck. We did a few different positions and I finished her off doggy. Came kind of quick but she was willing to let me try again after a bit. I told her it was my first time and she said she could tell. Not sure if that was a good or bad thing, but apparently she gave me a freebie so it must not be too bad. After a couple of minutes I was ready to go at it again. This time I lasted longer and heard the famous knock on the door. She started moaning and if I'm not mistaken I believed she came. I asked if I could come on her and she said yes, so when I was ready I pulled out and came all over her tits. We cleaned up and she gave me a kiss on the cheek on complimented me on how good I was. She was probably just saying that but it felt good all the same. I decided I was not quite ready to leave so I went back to the bar and order more drinks. I noticed this girl in the part of the bar where all the hot girls hang out. With my newfound confidence I went straight up to her, grabbed her by the arm and said "let's go." She didn't waste anytime and we agreed on 60 and up we went. The sex was ok, not as good as the first girl, but this chick was definately hotter. After fucking her for twenty minutes I let her ride me and she finished me off in no time. Paid her and went back downstairs.
I ran into the first chick I was with and we clicked again right away. We went back upstairs and the guy at the counter gave me a grin. By this time I was feeling like I owned the damn place and I gave this girl a good pounding. It was porn-style sex complete with fake orgasms (or maybe they were real?) I'm pretty sure everybody could hear us. When we were done we exchanged cell numbers and she told me never enjoyed a customer so much. Not sure if I buy it but she sure knows what to say. Anyway I paid her ten bucks extra and this time she gave me a kiss on the lips. It wasn't DFK or anything but it was still pretty nice.
I go back down and have another beer before leaving. I decided to try one of the street girls before heading home. I walked down the alley and saw a few girls who looked good enough to be working at the bars. I asked one how much and she said twenty. Five for the room and we were upstairs. No BJ but for twenty bucks I think I got my money's worth. Overall I was pretty happy. I got to fuck three chicks and had a little money left over to grab a bite to eat after. I will definately be going back again next month when I get paid. I think I will stick to the one BG and try a few more of the SGs this time. Hopefully I can convince my buddy to go with me and we can check out the nightlife. Will report then!
Great report, but, you never mentioned the GFE's name or what she looked like.
I would rather have a girl who gives good service, but is not a "hottie", than a "hottie" who just lays there any day of the week. Our goal is to find a GFE hottie. Please give more details about the GFE. I will be there in December, and would love to write the same report that you did when I return.
[QUOTE=Metro Male;1198311]Overall had 2 great fucks. 2 average and 2 extremely bad deals. It is not about SW vs Bars, it is about kissing or no kissing. And If you guys try this formula and if it works for a few of us. It could become our secret formula to increase that GFE success ratio.[/QUOTE]Cool post Metro Male, always nice to read about a successful trip. I'm sure many will agree that chicas kissing during a session is certainly part of the GFE equation, but I'm not sure you can call it a "secret formula" really. The GFE and / or PSE are a bit subjective, based on each persons expectations and experiences. Cheers.
I have only found one good kisser in all the girls I've been with there, plenty of girls kissed though. I do agree the good kisser was pretty damn great but 1 in 50/100 is not really great odds. I may feel old but in the big picture I'm not and I've become increasingly irritated with girls I felt I needed to teach them how the hell to kiss, fuck, BJ everything. I'm worried that by the time my age doubles I'm going to ***** slap a working girl right out the window one of these times. I know everyone likes there own thing and I can understand that not every girl will be perfect but some things just seem obvious, this one girl in the Philippines (not a bar girl) would bite my lip so hard it'd hurt. I had to tell her like 3 times to stop and finally was like next time no more sexy time for you. A SG last trip would stick her tongue out and just barely touch my cock with it, she might as well try to jack me off with two fingers. I don't get it, porn is readily available everywhere it seems obvious to study up a little bit. I feel like I need to make a website or infomercial to teach women how to please a guy or something. Either that or we need to go back to the day we clubbed them over the head and had our way with them because that would be better than some of the experiences I've had over the last couple years and it seems to be getting worse.
Great first report, sounds like you had quite a good time. Looks like you did your homework on this site and gained enough good info to make everything go smooth. If you are interested in having a couple extra bucks for the ladies, you can walk past the yellow cabs to and cross the street by Mcdonalds and catch an econo cab they would be happy to deliver you to the zona for 3 dollars. Or if you don't feel like walking just tell the yellow cab guy you are going to catch an econo cab for 3 dollars and they will usually match the price. And remember everything in Tijuana is negotiable even the sex.
From virgin to veteran in a matter of hours Tijuana comes through again.
[QUOTE=Hugotheman; 1198657]Great first report, sounds like you had quite a good time. Looks like you did your homework on this site and gained enough good info to make everything go smooth. If you are interested in having a couple extra bucks for the ladies, you can walk past the yellow cabs to and cross the street by Mcdonalds and catch an econo cab they would be happy to deliver you to the zona for 3 dollars. Or if you don't feel like walking just tell the yellow cab guy you are going to catch an econo cab for 3 dollars and they will usually match the price. And remember everything in Tijuana is negotiable even the sex.
From virgin to veteran in a matter of hours Tijuana comes through again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. Will be sure to do that!
[QUOTE=Keg;1196925]Dude, if a first-timer is asking for directions, isn't it easier just to direct them to the taxi stand? As you stated in your post,"walking is better as long as you know where you are going", but then you don't post the walking directions for the newbie.[/QUOTE]Of course, silly me. From the San Ysidro border crossing, cross the bridge over the river. Make your way to the arch then make a right on Revolucion to Coahuila then make a left. BTW, I've only been down there once and had fun at Adelitas (believe it or not, a girl approached me almost right away, but I digress) so I am also a newbie.
Hope that helps.
Headed down on Saturday afternoon, got there around 5:30ish, parking lot was pretty full and looked like it would be a busy night. I walked to the Zona from the parking lot got my vitamin V along the way. Went to the alley first and got coffee, checked out the street scene.
I did not see very many street chicas that got my attention so I headed to HK bar and the place was packed. Bought beer at the door and sat down at one of the dance Islands, while sitting there I met this taller tanned girl with long jet black hair from Mazatlan.
She called her self Brietza. She seemed to be in her mid 30's to me as she had kind of a rough looking face but not ugly, she has a very athletic looking body with fake titties. I would give her a 7 at best due to her face but not ugly, just looked like she been out in the sun allot and had that weathered look.
The vitamin V was kicking in and she had a pretty nice personality and spoke ok English so I asked her how much for an hour. She said $100. 00 so off we went. This chick was pretty cool, smart with good humor. She slapped on the condom and started out with BJ and then asked me to do her doggie. I pounded her long and hard until I blew. Kicked back and talked for a bit until I was up again. She started out with condom BJ again, back to doggie and then, missionary, and down to sideways missionary, not even sure what that position is called, she was on her back with one leg up and over while I as on my side and I pounded away as hard as I could. It took me while but I finally blew.
Back down and headed over to one of the taco shops and got a 2 fish and one shrimp taco, best I have had in a while and for four only bucks.
Cruised through a few of the other clubs and did not see anything the interest me and back to the alley and pickings were still pretty slim, most of the girls I saw seemed mostly 3 and 4's by me. But I finally found one that I knew and have not been with in about 3 to 5 years, she calls her self Sissy or something like that. Very very short. Maybe 4'8? Long black hair, maybe in her late 20's by now and very small built all around built but not sickly thin but still cute. All, I would give her a 6 or 7 but not ugly at all just not that hot either, more of that girl next door look I guess.
Any way up to room and I couldn't believe how small she is, we did sin ropa, did not even talk about price. Stated out missionary and then went to cow girl, she felt very nice bouncing away on top of me and as light a feather, switched to doggy and realized I was having trouble Cumming and worried about knock on the door so back to missionary and I pounded her as hard as I could until I finally came. Man it felt good. Also to note she was telling me thank you like 4 or 5 times while I was hammering away and lightly kissing her. Business must be slow? I gave her 30 bucks and headed back to the street. Got me a few more beers in HK bar and watched the dance shows until about 11Pm I got in to a taxi and headed back. Line was very short and I was back home in my own bed by 12:45 AM
I got to Tijuana about 5 PM Friday afternoon and checked into Hotel Hacienda Del Santiago which is my hotel of choice as it is close to the action, is clean. They are supposed to have Wifi in about a month which will make it even better. Had exchanged messages with Guitarrefreak to have a couple of beers together, but we never could hook up.
Started out at Chicago Club. There is a gal in there that is half Japanese and half Mexican named Lisette that is really hot and I have been eyeing her for about a year, but she seemed to be always occupied in a booth with a guy for one or two drinks and upstairs. Back downstairs with another guy waiting for her. It seemed like there was always a line of guys waiting for her, so I had never had an opportunity to be with her. Friday night I found out why. I got to Chicago Club about 6 and asked Richard the mesero what time Lisette got to work. He said between 7 and 8 PM. I told him that I wanted a reservation to be her first for the night. Richard said no problem. I went out and had a couple of quesadillas con carne and was back at Chicago Club at 7.
Lisette showed up about 7:30 and Richard brought her to me. I bought her a couple of girlie drinks and we chit chatted for about half an hour. I speak pretty good Spanish so it is easy for me to chit chat with these gals. We went upstairs. I paid for an hour for the room as I am an old fart and it normally takes me almost an hour to come. The good providers love this and the bad providers complain about this."When are you going to come, etc.". I was a little disappointed at first as she put on a condom to do the blowjob. I really prefer BBBJ and usually don't repeat with those that only do CBJ. I told her that I wanted BBBJ in Spanish and she told me that she never does this. It was one of the best if not the best CBJ that I have ever had. She really knows what she is doing. Next we went to cowgirl, doggie style with me standing at the side of the bed, her on her back with me standing at the side of the bed and finish with mish with me blowing one of the biggest loads of my entire life. I looked at my watch and it we had only been together for 20 minutes. This never happens to me! She said that we have time to do it again if I have more condoms. I told her that I more condoms but didn't think that this old man could come again before the hour was over. She told me not to worry that she would take care of me. She had me lay on my stomach and gave me a massage with baby oil for about 10 minutes. She had me roll over, put on the cover and started with another incredible CBJ. She indeed took care of me and she made me come just before the knock on the door. I could not believe it!
Next I headed to Hong Kong where Guitarrefreak said he would be. We never found each other. I chatted with my bartender friend Fernando that I had known for several years when he was the daytime manager at Chicago Club. I was waiting for 11:00 PM to go back to my room, take a shower and wait for one of my favorites of Tijuana to show up to spend the night with me. She used to work at Chicago Club, but doesn't work anymore. She always spends one night with me when I am in Tijuana. She sent me a text message and told me that she would be late and would arrive at 1 AM as that was when her mother would be home to watch her kids. I headed to my room at midnight and she called me at 1 to tell me she had just arrived so I headed downstairs to meet her. She left at 3 PM on Saturday. She always does this and I always give her $200 and she never complains about this.
Next I put on my Chivas jersey and cap and headed to Hong Kong to watch the Chivas / Puebla game. The Chivas lost but so did America, so it was okay. Guitarrefreak and I were supposed to hook up at this time, but it never happened. Then I headed to my room to take a well deserved nap.
Last week one of my favorites from Mexicali (I have been mongering in Mexicali for several years and have lived there on and off) texted me and said she was now working in Tijuana at Amnesia. Now I have heard a lot about Amnesia, that it had the best looking women in town, but had never gone there as there is too much action in the zone. Saturday night I headed to Amnesia to visit with my friend. It was $8 to get in for which you get a "free" drink. It is a really fancy place, but as I entered I was disappointed as there was nothing in there hotter than the top gals at Hong Kong, Adelita or even Chicago and the girlie drinks are $10! Guitarrefreak was to meet me there, but I guess our timing was off. My friend sat down with me, I bought her a couple of drinks and asked her what time she got off of work. She said about 3 and to meet her at Sanborns at 3:30.
I got to Sanborns at 3:20 and she showed up at 3:30 and we taxied to my hotel. During the night she was complaining about Tijuana, that she doesn't have any friends there, that she misses her friends in Mexicali, etc. I was planning on heading to Mexicali on Sunday afternoon, so I told her that she could come with me if she wanted to. She said great and spent the night with me. Sunday morning, she headed to her hotel to get her suitcase. When she returned, we ate something at La Perla and headed out on the toll road for Mexicali. We got to Mexicali at about 5:30 Sunday afternoon and checked into a hotel. We went and had dinner and back to the room for some more good sport.
We got up this afternoon and as we were eating breakfast she gave me the normal line in Spanish."I think I am falling in love with you". I told her that I had told her when we first met in Mexicali that I wasn't looking for love, that everytime I had a girlfriend like her that I got hurt, and that it would never work out her being 20 and me being 64. She said she remembered that I had said that we could only be friends when we first met so we can be friends "with benefits".
I took her to the hotel where she lives in Mexicali. As she got out of the car I was expecting her to ask for money. I didn't offer any as I was testing her friends with benefits statement. She never asked for any, kissed me goodbye and asked when I was going to return to Mexicali. I told her soon. She headed into her hotel and I headed for the border crossing, which only had a 12 minute wait and headed for home.
I wish that every weekend could be as good as this one, but know that most will not be.
Have fun out there and be safe!