Trip Report: Day 1 The Return
Ahhh so good to be back. I first had to thank the man upstairs for getting me here safely. Hell I even tip the guys playing music for you as you enter the country. I got thru customs with ease and my guide Junior and his friend Cesa that let me borrow his truck for the week was there waiting for me. My 2 amigos from the states are coming tomorrow so Ill have the whole villa to myself tonight. I get to the villa and everything was prepared for my arrival. Cool! Got settle in negotiated the price for renting Cesas truck for week then off we go into town. I transfer money on the street corners with no problems.
Stop at the German shop to pickup some cigars. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the place but they make their own cigars and the quality is unmatched in Sosua. If any forefathers know what German shop I'm talking about let me know. Got a little hungry so we stop at a corner BBQ and order a whole chicken with fried bananas for 250peso. Looking around and all I saw was ass. Which flavor do you like? Without a doubt you can place your order when it comes to the ladies. Like burger king said, have it your way
My guide Junior sensing my anxiousness to jump back in the game told me he have a honey dip working at the bar across from where we purchase the food. I'm like cool so my guide goes and introduces me to the honey. Let’s call her Ms.E. She tells me that she'll be getting off soon and we'll be available. I'm like cool I'll get with u later. Junior then offers to take me to a place called Rio Verde just before the airport. He tells me that the ladies are cheaper and that if you want you can rent out a room. We get to Rio Verde and it was cool. The lady wasn’t up to my standards but they for damn sure smelled fresh meat and was eyeing me at every turn. Chilled for an hour and I was like I want to go back to Sosua and drive thru the main strip Pedro Clisante. Trying to be cool I couldn’t find what I wanted so I was like fuck it let's pickup the honey dip from the bar. We go and pickup Ms E and low and behold she has a friend. Happy hour anyone : )
I take them back to the spot and told my guide to come back in a couple of hours. Once gone off to the pool me and the ladies. Passion was in the air as it was a sex extravaganza. Ladies down here rarely play with each other but no matter I'm the main star and the director in this scene.
Moments off being deep inside Ms. E while passionately holding onto and kissing the other honey, runs thru my head as I write this. Having two honeys switch back in forth giving u head while the other massage and suck on your balls while u lay back halfway out the pool watching the sun go down is a feeling I won't soon forget. No doubt about it dreams do come true. Me and the ladies went at it like where starring in the movie Caligula. So much so that when my guide came back he caught me smashing outside on the outdoor tables. Good times indeed.
After that I gave them 1500peso apiece just to see if they where cool. And sure nuff they wasn't. DAMN!! They started talking about how much it cost to get their hair done again cus they got it wet blah blah blah. No worries with a performance like that I had no troubles giving them the extra 500peso they requested apiece and off they went. Now on to the next one
Rested up and hit the main strip round 11ish. Eyes, legs and thighs perk up. They see fresh meat and I'm dinner. Everywhere I go everyone men and women stare at me cus of my height. If I had a dollar for every time someone came up to me and said "muy grande" I would have made back all the money I spent in Sosua plus have some extra change to spare. ”NO SH** I'm tall” is what I want to tell them but I don't sweat it
Started at the bar outside Latinos club to see if I can find a catch of today but forget catching one cus most of the time you'll be trying to throw them back in the sea. The ladies are hungry and aggressive. Throughout all the ass, tities and thighs that slide your way you gotta be cool. And more importantly always follow your instinct. At first it's a sensory overload so you gotta just sit back, relax, sip on a presidente and gather your self.
Don't select the first one that comes your way cus your certain to find another one that's finer. Believe that!! Me and my guide make our way down to the bar below Classicos. At this point I'm playing with the honeys trying to figure out what's the market rate these days for an all nighter. Broads will test you and start off at 3000 peso. If a female offers you that price you should tell her that she can kiss your ass. Tell her to come correct or if you want to play the game tell her you'll think about it and send her on her way. You’ll see that same girl again either later on or the next day and by then she’ll agree to your terms. But then again it may be already too late for her cus you found something better
My guide, Junior wants me to go thru him and have him negotiate and he'll talk to the females but I'm like naw. I want to learn Spanish. And the only way to learn is by talking to the ladies. Only when I'm truly stuck do I want my guide to come thru and translate. So we finally make it upstairs to Classicos and I’m scheming on something chocolate. We'll call her Ms. C, the Haitian Princess. Told her to come over and we start conversing. Damn she fine and young to. Only 20yrs old. She then tells me that she's Haitian and that she prefers to speak in Creole. No worries cus my guide slide thru and help the translation. Didn't even bother to ask her how much just wanted to get to know more of her. Jackpot I found a winner. Now while I found my haitian princess my guide found something he wanted to take back to the villa. He's telling me it's on for another happy hour but he'll be co-starring in this scene. I'm like cool why not as long as I get Ms. C first.
We go back to the villa and have a few shots and take a few pictures together. All was chill. I go to the bathroom and come out and the princess was there waiting for me. Now right outside my bathroom is a small corridor with a desk that holds a lamp in a vase. It happen so fast, I went from passionately kissing Ms. C to moving that vase aside, sliding her mini skirt up while putting her sexy ass on the table, slid the condom on and game on F**k the bedroom. The time for action was here and now. Damn the pussy was good.
So while I'm deep in passion with the haition princess I hear a little noise in the background. I first think nothing of it cus I'm in the moment with Ms. C. I could careless whose watching just don't disturb this groove. Then I look to my right and I see Junior and his girl arguing no more then 3 feet away from me “WTF!!! CAN’T U SEE I’M BUSY! TAKE THAT BULLSHIT OUTSIDE” I yelled to him. So off they went. Not less then 2 minute later Juniors girl, we'll call her Loco comes to me while I'm still on the scene smashing out the princess and ask me, “are u going to f**k me as well”. I'm like yeah but I'm in the middle of something right now go f**k my boy Junior and holla at me in a hour. She like no I want u. She then proceeds to get necked and try’s to get on top of the desk right beside Ms. C. The whole time in still deep inside Ms. C trying to not stop the chemistry that we had going
So while I try and please both females on this itty bitty hallway my guide cones to me mad cus the female that he wanted rejected him and only wants me. So he's going home for the night. DAMN!! My guide goes off and tells me that the ***** is crazy and that I should only pay them 500peso both when I'm done with them and that if I don't he's done being my friend I try to calm the situation down by giving him a 1000pesos and tell him to be cool and I'll get with him in the morning. He then leaves the villa
Now where was I. Ooh that's right I was in the process of a late night happy hour. I goes off to the bedroom and ask whose first. Ms. Loco enters the room but before that she accidently knocks over the vase in the corridor. DAMN!! Trying to stay in the moment I'm like fuck it, bring your ass in here and let's see what you got. Ms. Loco has her
wish and I'm smashing her well while the haition princess Ms. C waits outside by the broken glass
So after I came twice with Loco I got a little irritated how not neither one of them tried for a second to clean the broken vase. I couldn't find a broom so I did what I could to clean it up. Now back to the main catch of the day Ms. C. I bring her into the room for some quality time. The princess tells me that I'm thru from having been with Loco. I tell her no I'm not. Believe me sweetie I got enough to feed the needy. Lights, Camera, ACTION!!! All of sudden Loco cones and stop the scene again. CUT!!! Now what? All of a sudden Loco wants to leave and wants her money so she can go. Now Ms. C wants to go as well. I tell Ms. C to stay and don’t move cus we got a scene to finish.
My attention is now towards kicking Loco out. Since she broke the vase. Didn't attempt to clean it up and then finally gets jealous cus my attention is not on her but on Ms. C, I tell her I'll give her 1000pesos and she can get the f**k out. She gets mad and demands 2000 peso and im like I have to pay for that vase you broke. She goes off and is like I'm going to call the cops. I'm like please do and once they see your breaking sh*t in the villa we’ll see who'll be victorious. I have no problems bribing cops.
Anyway while she's trying to find her phone. I call Junior and tell him to come back and get rid of Loco. Now Loco is hollering about she can't find her phone. I'm like u know I didn't take it you've been around me the whole damn time. Somehow someway I get her out of the house. Junior pulls up in the truck. They talk and she gets in. He drives her down to the security gate to get her cedula. All of a sudden I see Loco get out the car and Junior drives off. WTF!! All you see is Loco arguing with security. She wants to walk back up to my villa but security ain't having it. I go in check on the haition princess and told her don't move I'm conning back. I then call my guide Junior and was like what happen. Why u leave? He tells me that Loco started to accuse him of stealing her phone and that he told me to not pay her. I'm like yo, I need you to come back and translate for me so that there's no misunderstanding when I talk to security. With all seriousness I need you now. My phone disconnects and I tried to call him back. Mutha*****r turns his phone off. Tried to call him several times but to no avail. DAMN.
So I goes back out to the front and Loco is walking with 5 security guards all strap with shotguns arguing the whole time. They stop midway in the streets and one of the security guards come and talk to me. I tell him the situation. That she broke my vase and gone crazy and I had to kick her out the house. Security was like can u give her something so she can go away. Already knowing I was going to have to pay this broad off so I can get be done with this I decided to play the game and bullshit with her. So I told the guard I'll give her 500peso to make like tree and leave. When the guard told her how much I would pay her it pissed her off something terrible. I'm not going to lie I was laughing when she got mad at the offer.
Then the security came to me again. And this time I showed him the damage that she did and told him that it's going to cost me. And he was like look can u offer something a lil more. I'm like a 1000 peso. They tell her the price and she's livid and yelling. She wants 2000 peso. The whole time I had a smirk on my face cus I knew what the out come was going to be I just wanted to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] her off more. So finally the manager of security comes and was like look this is a private place we can't be having this unruliness around here. Can u give her a little more? Finally I relented and said I'll give her 1500peso. Security tells her the price and Loco agrees to the terms.
Finally the broad leaves. I go and check on the haition princess and surprisingly thru out the whole TNT we know drama segments she's still in my bed butt baked and waiting for me. After a bit of apologizing to the princess for the whole episode we finally finish our love making scene and passed out into each others arms
Epilogue
I here someone knocking on the door. It's 5am. I'm saying to myself if it's this crazy broad again I'm seriously going to knock her out. I don't hit on females but there are exceptions to every rule and she's about to be to be the exception. I get to the door and it's my guide Junior. He start off by apologizing to me and that he was a lil drunk and that once the broad said those lies about him he got pissed off and left the scene. I told him that’s good and all but moments like these is why I pay u. Damn just driving me around. When problems arises I expect you to handle it and not cower away and cover your own ass
I then let him know that I'm in the tourist business as well in Vegas and that people pay me to take care of situations like these. Instead of him getting upset that the broad didn't want to fuck him he should have been cool and just let me know. Hey I think you should leave that girl alone and I would’ve been like cool let's drop her like a bad habit.. He goes on to then tell me that for now we shouldn't go around the main strip and that the broads are crazy. And from here on out he should pick'em. But I'm like you were the one that pick this broad not me. And by the way I had to cleanup your shit. I gave you 1000peso and your broad another 1500 peso. That's 2500 you cost me. He then begins to apologize again profusely. At this point I’m dead tired from the day so im like just go lay on the couch and we'll finish this discussion when I wakeup. I go and snuggle with the hation princess and as I close my eyes with a smirk on my face I say to myself “Its good to be back in Sosua”
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