Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Sperto]Those smiles and the swayinging bundas-do-jacaré ("alligator tail ass swing"). [/QUOTE]

Now that is too friggin funny! Priceless!

[QUOTE=Maawf1960]This is my first post or famous last words. I have been here in Brazil for a few months. I have a friends in Rio who is looking for a little extra money on the side. She is a Samba dancer and is in top form. This girl is the real deal and her deep throat and swallow is unbeatable. Send me a PM for a high def photo and her info. Thank in advance you wont be disappointed.[/QUOTE]What are you some type of P.I.M.P. or something ?? did you know you can get lock up for this " even in Rio".

Kid Cisco

Sperto, very well said and truth behind every word!

Guys, don't try to be "Captain-Save-A-Ho"!

I've seen guys refinance, put all expenses with Pro's on credit cards, ruin their financial lives in Rio because of falling in love with a pro! This has been said over and over on this site, when you are in a relationship with a Pro you are in a relationship with her entire family! I don't mean just her kids or her Mom, her entire family (Mom, Dad, kids sisters, brothers, cousins, second cousins and so on) This is who you become financially responsible for!

Here is another thing; a pro and even non pro Brazilian girls will call most guys in her life that are around her family her cousins! Don't be fooled! These are not real cousins they are just guys they have known since they were kids or teenagers and they bang each other whenever they want! It's so funny, every time I've met a girl in Brazil and she talks about her real close guy cousins I ask: "are they really your cousin or is that who you fuck for fun? " They laugh every time!

Musze3000

[QUOTE=Sperto]Christopherd was speaking about love.

I fall in love everyday in Brazil. Those smiles and the swayinging bundas-do-jacaré ("alligator tail ass swing"). Mostly my paixao only last to the next street corner or about 10 seconds after I unloaded my Spertinhos.

Falling in love with a pro in Brazil is a mistake. A BIG mistake! I've seen buddies with more than 20 years of experience of Brazil falling in love with GP's. They live in a fantasy and being used as milk-cows. The paixao only last as long as they keep sending money to... rebuilding the house, kids school, dentist fees, new refrigerator, car etc etc. They get ass- f***ed so deep without realizing it.

Falling in love with a non-pro in Brazil is also a mistake, unless you are prepared. "Eu te amo!" comes very easy in Brazil. If you want to be happy, be honest and keep an distance to the girls. Don't give false promises of a future together. Enjoy your time together. If it continues on your next visit, then it's great. If not, there are plenty more fish in the sea.

IMO the best option is travelling around in Brazil. Various GFs in different cities and maybe one "true love". Hopefully you will still have the option of the daytime visits to the centro casas.[/QUOTE]

Earlier this year Juliana claimed she missed her "love" a Brit. About 6 months ago he sends for her and all was good in London, until she get's the bright idea to work her Copa trade because she is bored while the dumb bloke is work for him and her. He decides to send her back to her favela. But she wanted him to send her to Switzerland instead. He found his balls and said F*** YOU! She got there through the Brazilian underground railroad.

Then she found that the UK deported her and posts the following on facebook.

"F***** UK evil place and evil peoples, the UK deport me for NOT reasion and try f***** in Switzerland just because I am brasilian but hahaha. For then they send the paper to Switzerland but they no care about because they hate UK and imigration in Switzerland give me more time to leave EuropeUnion. Thank you UK =D Big mistake for you and good for me!"

[QUOTE=Ipanema Carioca]Earlier this year Juliana claimed she missed her "love" a Brit...[/QUOTE]
Am I missing something? Juliana Monteiro? Another GP in Europe. What has this to do with Rio?

Does anyone know if the former or current pornstars are still working the Termas in Centro? I know Luana, Nanda, Darlene, and Soraya used to be there. I am planning a trip into Rio and would love to visit one in Centro.

[QUOTE=Bootytapper]Does anyone know if the former or current pornstars are still working the Termas in Centro? I know Luana, Nanda, Darlene, and Soraya used to be there. I am planning a trip into Rio and would love to visit one in Centro.[/QUOTE]
As far as I know everybody you named is not working in the termas anymore. Well not at the well known termas that is.

[QUOTE=Sperto]Christopherd was speaking about love.

I fall in love everyday in Brazil. Those smiles and the swayinging bundas-do-jacaré ("alligator tail ass swing"). Mostly my paixao only last to the next street corner or about 10 seconds after I unloaded my Spertinhos.

Falling in love with a pro in Brazil is a mistake. Falling in love with a non-pro in Brazil is also a mistake, unless you are prepared. "Eu te amo!" comes very easy in Brazil.[/QUOTE]

I was speaking about it in inverted commas you will notice. I like all that heady shit whether with a pro who says she can't possibly charge me or a non-pro (only slightly safer) who realises something or other or thinks she does. Eu te amo, especially in Rio seems to refer very much to the moment. I am out the country before she thinks I might be crazy enough to buy her a new computer. I have never been fucked over after getting into an emotional relationship so far in the years I've been coming, and if anything it's maybe cos I treat it as a game the same way they do and just manage to stay one ahead (I'm a tight bastard even when it comes to dating even in the West). The danger is that they fake it emotionally more realistically than most western women can do it for real. If you know it's a game and have fun it's fine. If you start believing it's reality - especially when she's out of your sight - well that's like a funeral. The maximum time I have 'fallen in love' is two weeks, stayed at her apartment, she bought most of the food, shagged me senseless and gleefully the second I walked in. If I'm in one place for two months or more the last thing I do is get involved with [I]anyone[/i] - just fucks everything up. Live Brasil - women are the side dish - do the emotional dramatics while staying ahead in the last few days to round it out. I never even give a present at the airport - I just like that nice sight of a woman with a few soft tears in her eyes as I board a plane. Nice warm feeling for the flight. Just remember it's Brasil.

My wingman was more into it than I ever am. He had a girl in several cities that paid the lot and wouldn't even let him buy a meal. But he would spend more time on women than I do, and was good at it. There is usually some sucker in Scandinavia paying her upkeep and she just feels so guilty she has to share her good fortune with the guy she's with - my buddy. But he'd have to fly somewhere else for a break. My life in Brasil is more about having the garota options sorted out as a formality a bit like stocking the fridge then having a real agenda involving music, dance, discovering new scenes. I like to get laid at night without thinking about it all day. Some people only think of Brasil for the sex. I think why fucking bother flying all that way, just spend the airfare on prostitutes back home if that's the only thing. Spending an airfare to do Carnaval, the Amazon, the culture, that makes sense. Sex is like the air that we breathe - I don't want to have to think where the next breathe is coming from. Fortunately Brasil that is not too difficult.

[QUOTE=Sperto]Am I missing something? Juliana Monteiro? Another GP in Europe. What has this to do with Rio?[/QUOTE]As much as you keep whining about Help closing Sperto. If you don't want to read what I post, then close your fucking eyes!

[QUOTE=Ipanema Carioca]If you don't want to read what I post, then close your fucking eyes![/QUOTE]
Wash your mouth with soap, Ipanema Carioca.
I do like to read all your well written reports about Rio, Ipanema Carioca.
I guess I just failed to understand the Juliana Monteiro story, Ipanema Carioca.

[QUOTE=Mongmann]As far as I know everybody you named is not working in the termas anymore. Well not at the well known termas that is.[/QUOTE]

I know a porn star named soraya, but that has been a while ago. Can try to locate her. Probably she would not work for cheap.

But, I think I should not help out or else someone will call me P.I.M.P.

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco]What are you some type of P.I.M.P. or something ?? did you know you can get lock up for this " even in Rio".

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]


I checked the definition of P.I.M.P here
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp[/url]
A pimp is an agent for prostitutes who lives off their earnings.

Obviously you don't get girls at termas, massage parlors, brothels, and internet escort agency where they get P.I.M.P.E.D and others live off their earnings.

Bars like Barbarella subject girls to all kind of rules and demand a 2 drink fee for leaving, so these are also P.I.M.P.E.D

I was going to suggest you find non-P.I.M.P.E.D at street corners, but then I remembered that some local police charges protection money for the right to stay at a street corner. So these are also P.I.M.P.E.D

Now if a guy offers to intruduce a girl, most likely without getting a cut from here, then you complain? The only non-P.I.M.P.E.D girl you could find! The only girl where nobody lives off her earnings. And you rant against it.

So, of course, you would not accept a girl that is being P.I.M.P.E.D by another girl, be it for fee or a free introduction.

What does that leave for you? Using your great game to get non-pros? or date chicks from dating services like match.com?

Maybe you are at the wrong board. You should find a dating board, or a feminist anti-prostitution board to exchange your ideas.

[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist]I checked the definition of P.I.M.P

A pimp is an agent for prostitutes who lives off their earnings.

Maybe you are at the wrong board. You should find a dating board, or a feminist anti-prostitution board to exchange your ideas.[/QUOTE]Not this again. is another discourse on PIMP'in with the daddy dog puff brigade really needed here.

[QUOTE=Bootytapper]Does anyone know if the former or current pornstars are still working the Termas in Centro? I know Luana, Nanda, Darlene, and Soraya used to be there. I am planning a trip into Rio and would love to visit one in Centro.[/QUOTE]

Check out this girls video at the bottom of her page:

[url]http://www.hotside.com.br/acompanhantes-garotas-de-programa-rio-de-janeiro/mayarashelson.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist]I checked the definition of P.I.M.P here

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp[/url]

A pimp is an agent for prostitutes who lives off their earnings.

Obviously you don't get girls at termas, massage parlors, brothels, and internet escort agency where they get P.I.M.P.E.D and others live off their earnings.

Bars like Barbarella subject girls to all kind of rules and demand a 2 drink fee for leaving, so these are also P.I.M.P.E.D

I was going to suggest you find non-P.I.M.P.E.D at street corners, but then I remembered that some local police charges protection money for the right to stay at a street corner. So these are also P.I.M.P.E.D

Now if a guy offers to intruduce a girl, most likely without getting a cut from here, then you complain? The only non-P.I.M.P.E.D girl you could find! The only girl where nobody lives off her earnings. And you rant against it.

So, of course, you would not accept a girl that is being P.I.M.P.E.D by another girl, be it for fee or a free introduction.

What does that leave for you? Using your great game to get non-pros? or date chicks from dating services like match.com?

Maybe you are at the wrong board. You should find a dating board, or a feminist anti-prostitution board to exchange your ideas.[/QUOTE]Well I am not a p. I. M. P per say except for my corpaorate bosses who would like me to sell there services more. However like most of the mongers on the board I have beem a J. O. H. And from time to time and you could get arrested for that as well even in Brazil!