Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=RajPatela;2858114]Patpong is the Worstest of the Worst known areas to play in.

In a line up of 6 girls. 2 are 7 out of 10. Okay Buddy.

I.[/QUOTE]Wow. Thats better than it was 15 years ago (Thaniya excepted, some real talent down there if you enjoy the overpriced in house Japanese).

[QUOTE=PhilAndererer;2858093]LOL, I'm neither Japanese nor gay.

I'm just searching for a more relaxed experience. In Sukhumvit, I often feel rushed. Pattaya, on the other hand, offers varied experiences from beer bars to gentleman clubs and it feels more spacious with a diverse range of options.

I get that Bangkok / Sukhumvit is a bustling city, but everything seems limited to a few lanes and similar offerings. The predominant gogos and nurus all feel the same. And places like Soi Cowboy, feels like you're done exploring in a flash. His description sounds like they offer a more laid-back experience, so I want to see how Patpong / Thaniya suits me.[/QUOTE]Enjoy. You have been warned. If I was traveling to BKK and had limited time, I wouldn't go there. Hell, I would go to Pattaya first.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2858183]Have they finally turned out the lights in Patpong? I know SOL (RIP) is history but how about Meet the World? Last report I could find was 10 months ago. Just wondering so I can set my expectations accordingly for a return later this year. Thanks.[/QUOTE]My Kid was in town in August and because I snore and smoke too much weed, she ditched me to go stay in Silom (plus I wasnt about to walk 20,000 steps a day with her in shopping malls).

She got bored one night and cruised around Silom / Patpong. She liked the gay places but didn't have a lot of good things to say about Patpong, given her observation of drunkls fighting with ladyboys and "dad do you go there, those girls are so old old and ugly". She's not a rookie either, she has probably 12 tips to BKK under her belt.

BTS Nana School Girl.

Now located at Nana Plaza area right in front of one of those Beer Bars. Her and the African s clog up for Traffic. Last night I came within 18 inches of her Face. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2858183]Have they finally turned out the lights in Patpong? I know SOL (RIP) is history but how about Meet the World? Last report I could find was 10 months ago. Just wondering so I can set my expectations accordingly for a return later this year. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I was there slightly more recently, March 2023 and got a great BJ from Yaya. Like you I hope it's still there when I next vist BKK in January.

[QUOTE=RajPatela;2858114]Patpong is the Worstest of the Worst known areas to play in.

In a line up of 6 girls. 2 are 7 out of 10. Okay Buddy.
[/QUOTE]Did you think Black Pagoda was bad in 2016/7? One of the best gogo girl lineups I've ever seen. Was the big King's Castle bad in 2017/8 especially when they moved to their temporary location? Imo was the best gogo bar in BKK at the time. I'm a big Patpong guy but even I have stopped going now. I went after COVID and it was depressing. I think I posted photos on here. When the night market left it was game over for Patpong.

Patpong also had that amazing BBQ place. That was another reason to go to Patpong. It moved around 2018 to the other side of Lumpini Park.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2858509]Patpong also had that amazing BBQ place. That was another reason to go to Patpong. It moved around 2018 to the other side of Lumpini Park.[/QUOTE]I still like to visit Patpong but will probably only go once per trip. It's always fun to walk down Thaniya even if only a few girls will look at you. Pink Panther had a good selection during my visit a few months ago. The bbq place you are referring to is probably Smokin Pug. They recently opened another location on Sukhumvit Soi 20. Good bbq food.

Last night Schoolgirl Happenings. As I walked past her she turned my way. OMG-. She is even uglier than I thought. LOL.

Funny part is she was Prettier than the Ethiopian standing a few Feet away.

I'm not laughing at you guys who like them. I know to each their own.

P.S. . If you actually watch close a lot of the Hotter non Lady's in the Plaza get barfined by Asians.

SIAM PARAGON! HOLY MOSES! I've been there! You've been there! We've all been there! It's incredible this happens in Bangkok. I thought shit like this only happens in the united states, cause we suck over here. Nothing bad ever happens in Bangkok. It's paradise. How? Why? This kind of thing is so common in america that most times it doesn't even get reported anymore unless there's at least 10 casualties. Bad things only happen where I used to be and where I currently am. Never where I'm not. Cause my life sucks, everybody else's is awesome. Cause where I am sucks, and everywhere else is awesome, or at least that's what I'm told over and over and over again by everyone my entire Goddamn life. I'm in denial fellas, cause Bangkok is too perfect for things like this, I'm just going to ignore this story and never think about it again. Cause Thailand is paradise. Plain and simple. I know I will be happy there and that's where I want to die. By God, Thailand will be the one to kill me, not the united states, I swear by the balls of Christ himself!

Why is it when I'm somewhere it sucks and when I'm not there anymore it's awesome? Decades ago I was stuck in south east Asia, and back then, I'll tell ya fellas, it was literal hell. It was actual war, ok? I kid you not. And back then the USA was prosperous, everybody was rich, and now that I'm stuck in the US it's expensive as hell to live, while South East Asia is dirt cheap, every idiot foreigner there drives a Benz and fucks hot chicks even if we look like Danny-freakin-Devito! Everyone in Asia is rich, prosperous, happy, and despite the higher standards of living these days, still very happy to treat Danny Devito-like white guys as Gods, hah! God, I hate my life. Good thing there's not much of it left. It's been decades of shit. Let me spell it out: ES, H, AI, TEE. Shit.

Man. Siam Paragon, sure brings back some memories. I remember I was there with an escort like 10 years ago now, the report might actually still be here in this forum, and probably in another review site that rhymes with 'the memotic preview' dot com. Yes, she was very hot, but not that great fuck wise. She taught me a most important lesson in that looks only go so far with chicks. What they should do is actually perform, and it's always a diamond in the rough when you find a super babe that also performs. Those I always give 10/10. Anyway, those were the days when I was stupid enough to want to spend time with these chicks like some kind of idiot boyfriend, sheesh. I did that in one of my earlier Prague trips too. Nowadays, forget that shit. Just fuck them'. That's what you're literally paying them for. Wining and dining them? What the hell for? You know you're going to bang them anyway, it's not like trying to date some chick. Jeez. Anyway, back then I figured I would try to kill 2 birds with one stone, cause I always wanted to visit the world famous aquarium in Bangkok's Siam Paragon. I even took photos of her there, but I can't be sure I even have them anymore. Yeah, not half bad memories, I wish I knew how to do Bangkok better back then, but now I freakin' do, live and learn. And yet when I have 'figured out' how to do Bangkok proper, I can't get back there! Ahhh. Go figure. Such is the shitstain that is my life.

So, no. No bad things have ever happened in Siam Paragon or in Bangkok in general. When you think of Siam Paragon, don't think of bloodshed from gun violence, just think of the aquarium, it's really nice. Remember fellas, Bangkok specifically and Thailand in general is paradise, it's perfect in it's own way, like the way Singapore is perfect, like the way Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland and New Zealand are perfect. Nothing bad ever happens in those countries, every person lucky enough to be living there are as happy as human beings can ever be. If you're from those countries and you somehow still have something to complain about then please take a long walk off a short pier. The places I used to live, where I live now, it's all crap. Talk about fate, luck, ain't no such thing as karma or God or any of that shit fellas. It's all meaningless. You're either born lucky or you're not. So if you've got breath in you left, go out there and just fuck. It's the only thing that really brings any real joy in life. Friends? Family? Kids? Are you fucking kiddin' me?

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2856877]Glad to help you out:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/forumdisplay.php?110-Quebec[/URL]

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?385-Montreal[/URL]

Of course, if everyone is like you, there might not be a lot of activity; but the threads [B]ARE[/B] there, with Montreal seeming to have a steady flow of posts (of course [B]NOT[/B] any from you). But hey, writing an FR does take time, which you seem to be short of. So with respect to BKK, no use wasting my time helping someone with so little time to spare.

[HIGHLIGHT]Shout out to [B]Bunky[/B] and [B]Newton York[/B], two [B]CONTRIBUTING[/B] members.[/HIGHLIGHT] Funny how the people you would help never ask for any.
Not quite BOTG, but starting my intel collection by reading (SAY WHAT ?!?!?!) before a trip late this year.[/QUOTE]Looking forward to your reports 11 Bravo, it's awesome you get to go back later this year. Man, I wish I could go to Thailand again. Somehow I'm still employed and with this not so great job, and at my age, if they don't fire me soon, I might just have to quit anyway and then it's on the way to Thailand! I'm planning on sometime in 2024, but no rush. I'm trying to look at this with a silver linings outlook, if I can save up more cash, why not. Means I can stay longer and bang more chicks next time I'm in Thailand. We all know things change pretty fast in the Bangkok scene, so my experiences from a year ago are already outdated. If you've got time, I hope you'll visit and report on 'Butterfly Massage' and especially 'Bangkok Smile Massage' [URL]smilebangkak.com[/URL], they spell their website Bangkak instead of Bangkok, which ironically makes them even easier to find considering how many establishments in Bangkok have 'smile' in the name. Looking like there's some real good talent at that place, some of those girls I had good times with back when they were at Happy BKK. Man, I can't imagine how many new places and chicks there'd be by now in Bangkok. Have fun dude! I really miss all this, not even just the trips, but the weeks leading up to the trip, the anticipation, the excitement, the research on where you could go, what chicks you might bang. Man, if there's any reason to bother living life at all, this is it. Bangkok is it.

[QUOTE=Tvataham274;2857553]Pimp club, google allmighty says this is its site and location. Is this the right place?

[URL]https://www.pimpbangkok.com[/URL]

Opposite PT Gas Station, 496 Rotchanamin Alley, Khwaeng Wang Thonglang, Wang Thonglang, Bangkok 10310, Thailand.[/QUOTE]That's the place, a bit over-rated if you ask me. Not saying it's a place for dudes with more cash then sense, but then again if you can afford it, why not? Hell, if I had the cash I'd fly business class all the time. You can almost guarantee a good time if you tip the mamasan well when you ask her which of the chicks will fuck, because not all of them will. And she'll be pricey when you do bang her. You'll have fun drinking with them if that's your thing, but for me, at my age, I just got to get to the fucking cause I could keel over at any time. I don't know about you other fellas, but I ain't got the time to wine and dine no more, and the more I think about it, the weirder it seems especially when you've already paid and agreed to the sex, so what's up with the date? I totally did Bangkok wrong years ago, and I more than made up for it last year, and I can only pray to the Sex Gods that I will be alive long enough to go back and fuck my way thru Bangkok one last time, some time soon.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2858934]Looking forward to your reports 11 Bravo, it's awesome you get to go back later this year. Man, I wish I could go to Thailand again. Somehow I'm still employed and with this not so great job, and at my age, if they don't fire me soon, I might just have to quit anyway and then it's on the way to Thailand! I'm planning on sometime in 2024, but no rush. I'm trying to look at this with a silver linings outlook, if I can save up more cash, why not. Means I can stay longer and bang more chicks next time I'm in Thailand. We all know things change pretty fast in the Bangkok scene, so my experiences from a year ago are already outdated. If you've got time, I hope you'll visit and report on 'Butterfly Massage' and especially 'Bangkok Smile Massage' [URL]smilebangkak.com[/URL], they spell their website Bangkak instead of Bangkok, which ironically makes them even easier to find considering how many establishments in Bangkok have 'smile' in the name. Looking like there's some real good talent at that place, some of those girls I had good times with back when they were at Happy BKK. Man, I can't imagine how many new places and chicks there'd be by now in Bangkok. Have fun dude! I really miss all this, not even just the trips, but the weeks leading up to the trip, the anticipation, the excitement, the research on where you could go, what chicks you might bang. Man, if there's any reason to bother living life at all, this is it. Bangkok is it.[/QUOTE]Chill. Things do not Change fast in Bangkok or anywhere in Thailand.

Other than BTS and Mrt expanded nothing changes.

[QUOTE=Allover;2858516]The bbq place you are referring to is probably Smokin Pug. They recently opened another location on Sukhumvit Soi 20. Good bbq food.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that information! Much better location than Lumpini Park. I really recommend this place for any guy who likes a large portion of tender ribs. 1. 0 km from Soi Cowboy and 1. 3 km from Soi 24 Alley. I can see myself going after a nice afternoon massage. Damn it doesn't open til 5 pm.

Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.

[QUOTE=LR123;2859036]Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.[/QUOTE]Depends on you. I can't sleep on planes so I am always very tired when I arrive in Asia from the USA (not sure where you are coming from). I have learned the hard way to take it easy the first night. This is very true if you are taking any kind of sleeping medication. So I would choose the escort and then a good nights sleep.

[QUOTE=RajPatela;2858114]Patpong is the Worstest of the Worst known areas to play in.

In a line up of 6 girls. 2 are 7 out of 10. Okay Buddy.

I.[/QUOTE]Totally disagree. See my recent report a few pages back. I much preferred Patpong to Suk / Cowboy / Nana. Thaniya is not just for Japanese. I am not. And I had a fabulous time there several nights running.

[QUOTE=LR123;2859036]Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?

Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.[/QUOTE]I can't sleep that first night until I get laid. In February 2022 I was climbing the walls in my hotel while I waited for my 24-hour COVID test results. Smooci, FiwFans, ThaiFriendly, etc are not recommended because they can all turn into a can of worms. Your timing is perfect for walking along the odd side of Sukhumvit from Cowboy to Soi 5 (including Thermae) and then across Sukhumvit and down Soi 4. You are unlikely to find the hottest girl in town, but it will be near effortless to find something available with minimum effort. Be on the lookout for many overly friendly ladyboys.