Trip Report Day 3: Not for the Timid Part 1
woke up to sade and the honey is gorgeous. you know a woman is beautiful when u wake up to her in the morning and she look exactly or better then what she did the night before. my boy marcus knocks on the door and ask me what should we pay these broads. his girl is asking for 2500. now as a bargaining man i off the top want to just give them all 2000peso and tell them to begone but caution now comes to mind. as a monger you have to know when to hold them and when to fold them. the difference between 2500peso and 2000peso is literally 13.89usd. and the broads we'll cause havoc for that last 13 dollars.
one of the forefathers said it best, “you pay them to leave". so we all gave the broads 2500 and they were happy and left. but before ms. sade left i ask her what's she's doing today. she's like nada. i'm like meet me at the beach later. she's says ok. damn was i feeling this girl energy
so after they left my boys mike and marcus tell me stories of their first night with a dominican woman. they both was trying to use that, “ooh i just want to chill and talk with you psychological bulls**t you use in the states to make a woman think that its not about having sex with her. which in terms make her want to have sex with you”.
but i'm like fellas this ain't the us that s** is not going to work. and sure nuff it didn't. mike got called out by his girl. she outright ask him "are u gay"! anger my boy so much he said he had to put on his hard hat and go to work for a solid 2hrs just to prove his manhood. marcus girl literally snatch the dick from him while he was trying to sleep. i was laughing my ass of the whole time they were telling me their story. i'm like sosua is not for the timid. it's alright to try and be cool when selecting a female but when you take her back to the room she wants you to take charge. aggression rules supreme down here and the ladies will call out your manhood. you can pay them what they ask for and not have sex with them and they still will feel slighted.
soon junior came a little later and took us to the beach. everywhere we go we here my friend, my friend, we got the best cigars, come check out my store, blah blah blah. now there were several cats that were selling cell phones on the beach with a sim card chip. my boy buys one for 500 peso with like 15mins of airtime on the phone. called my boys phone using mine and it worked perfectly. cool. so we finally get to the spot on the beach. everybody is trying to service us. you need chairs on the beach i'll get that for you. you need that cigar lit here use my lighter.
hell even the kids were getting into the act. some teenage kids that learn english thru television comes and wants to be down. if u don’t finish that drink ooh the kids we'll finish it. half a burger you didn't finish don't worry the kids we'll ask for the other half. i had to admire the young kids hustle cus this is what they have to do to survive. aren’t no i have a mom or dad to take care of me its hustle or don't eat. in the states we don't know this type of survival. hell i never want to experience that feeling. so we took care of the few kids that were with us
now why everybody was trying to hustle us junior introduces us to a guy name juan jose garcia (i know his full name cus i still have the receipt). he goes by the name jose for short. he tells us that he has a private boat to go fishing and he's in charge of the banana boat ride as well. now if you come across a guy name jose that has a private boat on the beach do not use his services! at all!! the guy is a rip off. in my day 4 report all we'll be explained. so at the time he offered us a private boat for 8hrs, 12 to8pm for 400dollars for tomorrow afternoon. knock it down to 300 usd and we agreed to the terms. we gave him a 100dollar deposit as well
the hustle calms down a bit and sade enters the scene. damn she fine. maybe it was the liquor or that sweetest taboo melody that was stuck in my head that made me want her so bad. she comes and sits next to me. we talk a little bit and i was like let's get into the water. we go into the water and the chemistry intensifies. she's holding onto me. i'm kissing on her. the scene was set. the sun shined on us, the ocean was calm and all was good. action!! the moment was like something out of a romantic novel. a midday love making scene in the ocean while people were around and i didn't give a damn who was watching. she didn't either.
after the moment calm down the fellas wanted to try out the banana boat ride. now the banana boat is where you have about 6 people that get on a boat that looks like a bananas. a speed boat is in front and tugs the banana boat rapidly. i must admit we had fun on riding the banana boat. now while on the beach junior introduces us to another guy we'll call mr. m. he’s an american that moved to sosua. a real cool cat he tells us about how life really is in sosua and how he made the transition from moving from the states to dr. the fellas and i was like why don't you come with us tomorrow on our fishing trip. he's like cool i'll getup with yaw tommorrow.
we finally get back to the villa and my girl wants to know what am i doing for tonight. i'm like me and the fellas are going out tonight but i want you to go on the boat trip tomorrow. she's like cool just don’t let me find out you went to classicos and brought another female back here. i have friends that'll be watching me. i'm like everybody and their mother is already watching me. she's like i'm serious i'll smack the shit out of you. i'm like, i know!! we kissed goodbye and me and the fellas rest up for tonight
day 3 not for the timid part 2 coming soon