Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2716780]Versalles is an historic institution. I love the atmosphere and old photos but I am very uncomfortable with the lack of cleanliness. I've seen cockroaches walking across the merchandise in the front counter.

Not far away, also on Junin (Carrera 49 and. 52-84) you can get a very good breakfast at Reposteria Astor. Astor was started by a Swiss immigrant family. Every inch of the place is spotless. [URL]https://www.degusta.com.co/medellin/restaurante/astor-junin_102725.html[/URL] The waitresses wear starched uniforms. The atmosphere is very much like tearooms you find in the major European capitals (e. G. Angelina in Paris [URL]https://www.degusta.com.co/medellin/restaurante/astor-junin_102725.html[/URL]).

I look forward to hear what people think.[/QUOTE]Food sucks at Versalles, and I've heard the Swiss place is excellent, with great baked goods, where as at Versalles everything is stale.

[QUOTE=AdamWl;2716965]Went to Conejitas, a bit nicer than Nueva Avenida. It was packed with locals. Watched coupe dances but nothing to my liking. Mostly thick, "Botero chicas". One dancer was simply horrid, not sure how she was even allowed on the scene. Maybe she's the owner's wife or smth.
Saw some SWs I liked, I think I'll ask for whatsapp and arrange a meet that way. Not good enough Spanish to negotiate then and there. The idea of approaching them in front of all the people watching (police included) feels uncomfortable as hell though.[/QUOTE]Good report. Sounds like your getting the hang of it.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2716978]Food sucks at Versalles.[/QUOTE]Service is dreadful too. The cashier wouldn't even split a bill for us when I went. Wouln't tell us the price of any individual item on the bill, just a total. WTF?

Across the road is the Hacienda. Much better service, interior and food.

[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2716862]Another report after you incl many others from well travelled mongers say Medellin is one of the top destinations right now, and I agree. Sorry to hear your trip ain't going well so far. But truth is Medellin can compete hard head to head with Brazil, you just have to know how to navigate the scene there as I can tell you're still new to this hobby or in Medellin.

First, I'm writing cause I'm a bit like you, at times I want nothing but BBBJ and BBFS, and for Medellin the best way of getting that is to go after non pros or semi pros as we call them. Sign up for SA, DC, or Tinter Gold, pay the $99 bucks or sub fee so don't be an el cheapo. Even if you're there for a week it's still worth it imo. Or if you habla a bit of espaol, just visit some of the malls there and test your pick up skills, and you'll see an entirely different set of girls. I've picked up at least 5 waitresses, others from grocery stores, as they walk by when I sit in restaurants in La 70, at the mall, clubs, normal girls are everywhere and best part is I usually pay those $0. 00, and full BBFS. From SA, DC, Tinder, 30-40% will still be hardcore pros or low key pros, but many will be new girls testing themselves, starting out or playing hookie part time for extra money while in school. Those are the ones you can manipulate easily to do what you want incl rawdogging like a horny wife on her honeymoon. FB was just as good back then, but not anymore really, they're mainly pros now on FB. With hundreds of guys asking for FB IDs and all targeting the same hunnies it was only a matter of time, especially if your friend list is small. The solution is to go on actual dates, drinks, dinner, talk a bit.

Not criticizing you necessarily bc many dudes come on here with this expectation and usually get laughed at. Like why be so lazy and only stay at your hotel all day? I get it, we're in that on-demand generation where we can order anything online. But girls aren't like ordering an Uber or Pizza LOL. You still have to make some efforts to impress her (hawkers still have emotions, so imagine normal women) - she could be starving, thirsty, or whatever; just pretend she's a human being for a sec and not a piece of meat. It's sad to even have to write that.

Be realistic, you can't expect to meet a woman anywhere in the world and in like few minutes expect her to "Make love" to you as you described, expect to burry your sausage raw and nut inside her to possibly gift her a new pair of baby twins, multiple times, all because you're such a handsome tourist changing her life. For $40? Come on bruh. No disrespect, this is honestly trying to help and you're not the only chomp thinking and failing like this LOL. Trust me I meet them daily in MDE.

Medellin is a great city and the people are beautiful and kind, treat those women well and you'll get anything you desire. Hope it gets better.[/QUOTE]Your response is valid, and helpful. I suspected SA and non pros are a better fit for me. I've also discovered the friendliness of normal girls as I visit stores and restaurants, and I'm fully bilingual so conversation is not a problem. As far as making love, I was being sarcastic, the term is loosely used here.

I'm actually used to meeting girls in Montréal and Brazil, working girls, that give proper service even after just meeting you. The key might be those are real professionals and not just a random Facebook girl trying to make a wage as a side job. It's interesting, I met a different FB girl yesterday, she provided as she agreed but the passion is not at the level I'm used to. However, she was quite funny and we had a conversation about Facebook versus Lleras Park and Centro girls, the girls all think they have a ranking and one can't jump to the other very easily.

I like Medellin, to your point it might be on par with other destinations, depending on your needs and time to hunt. For mine, I might need to invest more time into SA or other methods, time I don't have because work.

EB.

You will like tomorrow's numbers even more. The live mid market rate at this time:

1 USD = 4,335.43 COP.

Jul 6, 2022,15:08 UTC.

[QUOTE=GroggyRo;2716967]Grabbed some pesos yesterday at 4,198/ USdollar. Last time I was here it was around 3900 give or take 100 Cop. Liking these numbers.[/QUOTE]

Hacienda doesn't serve breakfast. They offer good quality mid market renditions of basic Colombian dishes of rice, beans, pork, and overcooked seafood. I rate them 1/2 point above Hato Viejo. They cater to tourists and out of towner Colombians. Few residents of Centro can afford it except as a special occasion splurge. Besides the food, the biggest advantage over Versalles is the floors are swept and mopped.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2716994]Service is dreadful too. The cashier wouldn't even split a bill for us when I went. Wouln't tell us the price of any individual item on the bill, just a total. WTF?

Across the road is the Hacienda. Much better service, interior and food.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2716778]Don't worry, I am not telling you to RTFF, jaja.

You will get about ten different reasons for answers.

The most common being it's a sign of blowjob expertise.

The one they always forget about is that the "palito" or little stick left over from the lollipop can be uses as a tussi spoon.[/QUOTE]One obvious reason is that the Colombian sweeties love their sweets. Took my girlfriend* to a candy store last week and she was, well like a kid in a candy store.

[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;2716846]Anybody have any tips for eating healthy in Medellin? Restaurants that have some decent choices you can order on Rappi? No I don't cook or meal prep either haha.[/QUOTE]I love Lentijas Express. They're on Rappi. Mundo Verde too. I hit the salad bar at Crapes & Waffles regularly. Not sure if that's available online.

[QUOTE=Tottem;2716627]Breakfast in Medellin sucks. So far I have eaten in Nutibara, Dorado La 70 and Vivre. All breakfasts are equally bad and the latter 2 hotels are rated 4. 5 of 5 at google reviews. Those people that did the reviews must never have tried a breakfast in an European hotel. They will also complain if you go a second round to get more food. In Europe it is always buffet style. How much do I need to spend on a hotel in Medellin to get same quality breakfast as in Europe with buffet style? In Brazil the hotel breakfasts are much better then here and it is buffet style and that is hotel for half price of what I pay here.

By the way noone mentioned hotel Vivre in the thread so I did not know if it was girl friendly but they confirmed and they also accept Venezuelan ID cards.[/QUOTE]You are 35 or more pounds overweight and your cholesterol is pushing 260. You take medicine for high blood pressure and if you are not already glucose intolerant you will soon be diabetic. Jajajajaja, I am being intentionally rough on you because the typical "American" breakfast is full of sugar, fat, and let's not forget the cancer causing nitrites. The average American would do a lot better to eat the typical Colombian breakfast. I hope your cultural sensitivity goes beyond food. But yeah, the breakfast at the Dorado sucks. I have stayed there and almost never ate there. Ostee Out and Keep On Keepin' On.

I write this update with some post nut clarity from the balcony of my apartment, Poblado and my new place with a beautiful view of Medellin have been good to me.

Yesterday evening I had a new find come see me, Luisa was her name. She said she used to sell kisses in high school, she's a good kisser with a dirty mouth. Very down to earth girl, 22 year old with a good body, a bit on the fit side. She agreed to two shots for as long as it would take me she said. She's a paisa for sure, told me I should not get girls from Centro because that's where old ones end up LOL. She said in Lleras girls work because they need the money badly, and can't wait around just being on Facebook. She said Lleras is not like it used to, that it was a nice place with nice people at good clubs or restaurants and they could be subtle about finding clients, but now everyone knows the place and "good" girls don't want to work there anymore. 250 mil plus taxi.

As it turns out, girls started replying to my messages, and even approaching me suddenly. All it took was some marketing on my Facebook.

Today, I woke up and had some breakfast in Provenza, Repeat is the name of the spot, real good food with nice ambiance. Would recommend. Then, instead of searching on SA, I decided to persevere on FB and it paid off. I set my first date for today.

Drum roll for her name. Camila #3! LOL. She even had a ring with her name on it so it's real. I found a GND, 22 year old, she showed up with Jean shorts and small cropped tube top, no bra. Taking her natural be cups out was so easy! Nice alabaster skin, all natural. She was bubbly and very happy (or acted anyways). We drank some Coronas and then she provided all services with energy and effort, BBBJ, kissing, CFS, and said she wanted me to give her my leche on her chest so I obliged. She then asked for CIM, but I was dried at this point. It turns out Camila #3 was the winner! 250 mil plus taxi.

I had set a possible date with another girl, she said she got her boobs done recently and had a checkup nearby. She volunteered to meet me and let me see if I liked her, if I didn't she would leave she said. Awesome service. We agreed to meet at the bar of my building for a drink. Her name was Dani. A mix of Chinese & Colombian, 24 year old, light skin, pretty face and a lot of tattoos but not distracting from her beautiful attitude and smile. Of course I took her upstairs once we agreed on 250 mil. Great kisser, tight body, she's had a lipo I'm sure but nice and firm ass. Tits are still recovering so I couldn't play, but they look promising. She treated me like a king, all positions I wanted, BBBJ, kissing, and started with CFS, but at some point the condom broke and I ended up giving her a hot creampie. So nice seeing my seed pouring out of her. 250 mil.

Now we are talking Medellin! I'm back!

EB.

[QUOTE=EverythingBlue;2717117]I write this update with some post nut clarity from the balcony of my apartment
Now we are talking Medellin! I'm back!.[/QUOTE]My only question, is "post-nut clarity" thinking with your little head or big head? Jajajaja.

[QUOTE=EverythingBlue;2717117]I write this update with some post nut clarity from the balcony of my apartment, Poblado and my new place with a beautiful view of Medellin have been good to me.

Yesterday evening I had a new find come see me, Luisa was her name. She said she used to sell kisses in high school, she's a good kisser with a dirty mouth. Very down to earth girl, 22 year old with a good body, a bit on the fit side. She agreed to two shots for as long as it would take me she said. She's a paisa for sure, told me I should not get girls from Centro because that's where old ones end up LOL. She said in Lleras girls work because they need the money badly, and can't wait around just being on Facebook. She said Lleras is not like it used to, that it was a nice place with nice people at good clubs or restaurants and they could be subtle about finding clients, but now everyone knows the place and "good" girls don't want to work there anymore. 250 mil plus taxi.

As it turns out, girls started replying to my messages, and even approaching me suddenly. All it took was some marketing on my Facebook.

Today, I woke up and had some breakfast in Provenza, Repeat is the name of the spot, real good food with nice ambiance. Would recommend. Then, instead of searching on SA, I decided to persevere on FB and it paid off. I set my first date for today.

Drum roll for her name. Camila #3! LOL. She even had a ring with her name on it so it's real. I found a GND, 22 year old, she showed up with Jean shorts and small cropped tube top, no bra. Taking her natural be cups out was so easy! Nice alabaster skin, all natural. She was bubbly and very happy (or acted anyways). We drank some Coronas and then she provided all services with energy and effort, BBBJ, kissing, CFS, and said she wanted me to give her my leche on her chest so I obliged. She then asked for CIM, but I was dried at this point. It turns out Camila #3 was the winner! 250 mil plus taxi..[/QUOTE]See man, all you needed was a little pep talk!! LOL. Glad you had a couple good ones. Dude I daydream of mde when away, it can happen w patience. To be fair to you I get your point about Brazil, you get spoiled instantly there and yes it's immediate GFE from most pros. They're perfect actors. You got to work a bit harder for it in Col but once you figure it out then you realize mde could easily be #1. For me it is at least only bc it costs me $3 k + round trip to Rio, and $500 to mde LOL. That's a lot of extra nuts or w an extra $2500 usd. Let's see what Camila #4 and 5 brings.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2716633]women's opinion of beauty is more reliable than men's[/QUOTE]The best barometer for when you have a hot novia is when other women tell you she is good looking.

I would've damned the torpedos and let her wear the Wicked Weasel. Long before I knew a place like Medellin existed, I was living in Sarasota and dating a Brazilian model from Rio. Let's just stay this was long enough ago that nobody in the USA was wearing string bikinis yet. I took her to a corporate beach outing on Siesta Key and to say she created a buzz when she stepped out in her Brazilian micro-bikini would've been the understatement of the year, jajaja.

I may have to tap you for some knowledge in the future state about the logistics of bringing a girl over like you did.

I love me a good demolition derby.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2717082]You are 35 or more pounds overweight and your cholesterol is pushing 260. You take medicine for high blood pressure and if you are not already glucose intolerant you will soon be diabetic. Jajajajaja, I am being intentionally rough on you because the typical "American" breakfast is full of sugar, fat, and let's not forget the cancer causing nitrites. The average American would do a lot better to eat the typical Colombian breakfast. I hope your cultural sensitivity goes beyond food. But yeah, the breakfast at the Dorado sucks. I have stayed there and almost never ate there. Ostee Out and Keep On Keepin' On.[/QUOTE]For me I always check my health by sitting down and looking at my belly. If I can see the contours of the muscles in the abdomen then I am good. If you sit on a chair legs 90 degrees and look at your belly and it is just a straight line or in worst case a convex surface then you should reconsider your habits. Everybody has a six pack if the do not carry excessive amounts of fat over it. 2 months ago I stopped eating everything that has added sugar and all fried things, did not change anything with my exercise, many a huge difference.

Anyway we met today in the elevator at nutibara. I was going up you were going down. I have shaved head and look Easter European. Your pants and hair really give you away.

One thing that nutibara has over Dorado La 70 and Vivre is really good ventilation. It does not feel like artificial air-conditioning, is more like a breeze weeping the room. And when you set a certain temp is gets there quickly. Also the amount of light that gets into the rooms is nice. Really enjoy the rooms. The wifi is connection is terrible though, speedwise it is actually good. I get 19 Mb/s when doing a test. Osteknot I remember you mentioned wifi extender in another thread. Beds are my opinion good. My conclusion when I looked into hotels in Medellin is that for the money you pay at Nutibara you can not get any better. If someone has another opinion please enlighten me. Yes the hotel has seen it's best days long ago and everything is run down and clearly needs a renovation but it still has it's charm. The height of the roof inside the rooms does a big difference also. You can say the rooms are very "airy". Hard to beat the location also. I do not think is is very noisy as someone mentioned. Very nice staff.

[QUOTE=AdamWl;2716965]
Saw some SWs I liked, I think I'll ask for whatsapp and arrange a meet that way. Not good enough Spanish to negotiate then and there. The idea of approaching them in front of all the people watching (police included) feels uncomfortable as hell though.[/QUOTE]You really don't need a whole lot of Spanish for this. You just use the basics and the phrase of "cuantos quieres por un rato?" which is "how much do you want for a while?" She'll answer anywhere from 20-50. The room will be anywhere from 8-15. From there it can be as easy as pay for the room, bang, pay her. The other key phrase is "pago despues, siempre" which is "I pay later, always. " The general risk of a SW is much higher of course, in many ways. If you just go with the flow, and just when it feels wrong, you should be okay.

And on a side note, it's pretty hard to get lost walking to La Plaza Minorista. It's a straight shot on Av. De Greiff, a 10 minute walk from the Museum, less than half a mile. Something I've done to get familiar is use Google Maps Street View to "walk" the route. I think I'm going to go there in the morning to get some things.

On a side note, Grill Nueva is the cheapest with the worst rooms, Conejitas is a tiny bit more but with much, much nicer rooms, and Barra Ejecutiva is much more expensive than I like (drinks, fee, bar fine, all add up to be way too much), with almost okay rooms. Ultimately it's about the talent present. I think it's a crap shoot really, but Barra Ejecutiva seems to have the best of the three. Oddly enough, I think the kickback to the women for their beer is exactly the same, 2 k. You'd think with how much more they charge for drinks at Barra Ejecutiva they'd kickback more.