Day one of Fat Lazy B*** in Dubai
Saturday.
Arrived terminal 1, 11:00 and in room at Crowne plaza by 12:30.
I was in such a rush to get out of the airport didn't realise I picked up the wrong bag. (which brain was in control! ).
Any how after only one phone call with Dnata (who I must say were very helpful and gold star for customer service).
An hour wasted in taxi to the airport and back. Which I must say was not bad timing for Saturday afternoon.
So in the room, checkin my emails as I have been flirting with a few Pis on friendster. I was thinking of taking a taxi up to jockeys when I get and I'm form one of the friendster (Karen). Tel no available on request PM me.
Cut a long story short. Turns out she is a WG. But not Dubai at the me.
Gives me tel no of friend (Lovely). Well being the fat L B Iam. I call Lovely to arrange delivery service to my room. She describes her self as petite, young and good service. So I book.
An hour later I get sms. "I'm out side hotel".
2 mins later I'm giving 50 DH to taxi driver whilst Lovely stand to one side.
Well lovely by name, lovely by looks and lovely by nature. We have one drink in the bar and up to the room.
Absolutely no problem with security or reception.
Well lovely is young she told me 21. Yep she even showed me passport copy, comes form Phili and "works" in a house. She would not disclosewhere.
Says managers fee is 500 (she has a 10, 000 debt).
So taking lessons form other previous posters, I make effort to make her feel comfortable. Suggest shower together.
In the shower. Wash and play. Then to bed. DFK. Lots of touching. She gets very excited. Wonderful BBJ. I reply with DATY till she cum. And boy did she cum. No faking there.
Small and very tight. Glad I took the time to loosen up.
She started with cow girl, reverse cow girl, mish, over the sofa. Over coffee table. Finally shoot my load in doggie. I swear she cam half a dozen times.
We collapse on bed. I start getting dozy. She cuddles up to me. Half hour later I wake up with lovely giving me back massage.
On to round two. Same as earlier. Little slower this time. Lots passion and cumming. Collapse again.
Lovely gets call from manager " where are you? "". She tell me that she had put the mobile on silent whilst I was sleeping and that she mus go now.
So I give her 500 Dh for manager and 300 DH for her. She give me big smile, kiss and cuddle.
Hour later she sms me "thank you for being nice"
Look 9. 0 (if you like pretty, petite, young Pinoys) Service 9. 0
She send me sms asking when will I see her agian. Either tonight or tommorow. Depending on how other ventures work.
More report to follow.
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Supplemental day one Fat Lazy B**** in Dubai.
After Lovely left (see previous report). Had another sleep.
Woke up 11:30, hungry and horny. So determined to hit golden triangle.
Too hungry to concentrate, so down stairs to WagaMama. Some lovely food.
I was watching all the crowd going into Zinc. Lots of beauties. I wasnt in the mood for night club yet.
Someting else caught my eye 2-3 PRC's hanging around out side.
Finished food and went out side for a smoke and to be noisey.
Well first PRC comes up to me. "you want massage" I decline, but tell her I like the look of her friend. She call her friend over. Anna her name. Been in Dubai 3 weeks. Very good english actually.
Anna about 30. I know probably older. But very pretty. Good body. No obvious fat. We agree 500DH for massage in my room.
So back up stairs. Again no problem with reception or security.
In the room I tell I suggest shower again. She likes.
We shower, wash, play. Then onto the bed: I was right FIT body, probably see cup. No ounce fat. No sign of children either.
Everything I like in session. DFK. BBJ, lots postions and noises. Maybe faked. But convinsing enough at the time to make me feel like I'm a supa stud LOL.
We finish and I am drained. Anna asks for a drink. (I thought here we go gonna raid the mini bar). Well no. She has a cup of tea. Another massage. This time. I am spark out. I wake up at 4:00 am. Anna still there next to me asleep. She feels me move and wakes. She ask " you want me go? ". I told her she could stay as long as she likes. I'm going back to sleep.
Next thing I know. She warming up next to me. Starts playing with little Ray. Moves on to BBJ. Absolutely wonderful. ON with the jacket and she is riding me cow girl. All the way to her CUM. No fake there. I roll her over and finish with the lovely sight of her arse as I unload in doggie.
Back to sleep. 9:00 am and wake to hear Anna phone ringing. She answer it. Roll over and say to me "time to go" then proceeds to give me BBJCIM.
Into the bath room. Sounds of coughing & spitting.
When she come out. She dressed ready to leave. I offer her 500Dh, expecting her to demand more. She doesnt. So I give another 200 saying thanks for great time. BIG smile
Kiss and she is gone.
Looks 8.0
attitude 9.0
service 9.0
I never got her number .. maybe see her agin one night out side the hotel.
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Day two fat LB in Bubai: Trying for a freebee
So over the past month I have been mailing and I'm ing a few lovelies from Frienster. Met up with one tonight Lets say L. 30 yo. Nice rack. Very pretty. Works at the Metropolitan Hotel.
Picked her up at the hotel. Went Burj AlArab (I think thats right). Dinner, drinks. Lots of questions from her. Lots of BS from me.
She warmed up to me alot. But was obvious wasnt gonna get any tonight. Dropped her off at staff residence. 12:30. Told the taxi driver. To driver round corner to rattle snake.
Had to pay entrance fee. Can't remenber how much. Told get one free beer.
Went to bar. Ask for pint of? Can't remember. Barman gets pissed when I hand over voucher. Says not for pint. I said a beer is beer. Whats the problem. No only bottle corona. So I take the corona. Tell him to keep the pint.
I wonder around. Full CIS. From FUBs to tall blonde model types. Chat with a few. Check out prices.
Opening at 1500.2000. They think I just get off the plane,
Finish corona. Back at the bar. Order JD and ginger. Bar man trys to stiff me with short measure. I tell him to do it again. He NOT happy. Tough sh*t. I payed my way through Uni doing bar work. I know the tricks.
This tickled the girl sitting next to me. She saying they all cheats. We strike up conversation. Turns out she is turkish a pt wg. Has other job a tour guide. Offers to drive me back to hotel. Its now 2:00 someting I'm drunk. So agree price of 1000DH
Turns out she telling truth. Has car. Front seat full paper work. In hotel again no problem.
Into session DFK. BBJ few postions (bit hazy). I know I finished in Doggie.
Her name is Thelma. 30-35, good body. Had kid. But was very friendly.
Experience 8. 0
Looks 7. 5
Attitude 8. 0
She woke me before leaving a number on bedside cabinet. I sms her next day to thank her for taking care of me. She said she wanna see me again.
We will see.
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day 3 fat LB in Dubai.. good freebe
Monday. Spent morning catching up with work.
Also I'm girl from friendster. She say she have day off (she is nurse). Must come to Fujairah to see her.
What the hell. I grab taxi. 2 hours and 200 Dh later I arrive in Fujairah.
Meet with S. She ok. Pretty but no stunner. (more like your mates wife that you would if she offered).
We go to room. She pulls out bottle of JD. Who am I ti refuse. We chat for a while, drink a far bit. She finally warms up.
Strts with bit kiss and cuddle, she tell me she not had sex in 14 months. I promise to be gentle.
Well this led to a FULL on session, BBJ, DATY sex in different positions.
When she first cum. She cried. Then she just did not stop and did not want me to stop. Two pops is a row (thanks to the Cialis). I swear she cum a dozen times. Sleep for few hours. Then we go dinner, Hilton resort very nice. Wish I could afford to stay there sometime.
Back to her room after food and drinks. More JD. 3 or 4 more sessions. I am completly nackered. Too sore for the morning glory. S did make coffee and say she wann see me again before I leave.
Slept in the cab ride back this morning.
Off to Jockeys for an afternoon punt.
Will report later
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Day 4 fat LB in Dubai. Another freebe
Well is there really such thing as a free be?
S was great, had some genuine passion and desire.
The cheap B**** I am. Sat down and worked out the costs.
Taxi return Fujairah. 450 AED
Drinks and dinner at the Hilton resort 650 AED
5 hours in a taxi.
4 hours sleep sharing a single bed. Not comfortable.
Was it worth it. Yes. For the pure fun and satisfaction that I cal still BS my way into some woman’s Pu**y.
Would I put that much effort in again. Hell no. I would rather get a couple of ST's
So onto Tuesday.
Caught up with some work after returning from Fujairah.
Slept a couple of hours. Woke up with raging hard on! (lasting effects of the caulis)
So for the fun of it took a cab up to Jockeys. Reached there about 4:30.
Place small and quite dingy (piper I agree. No atmosphere).
Wg to punters 70 /30
Mainly PRC some stanis. But FUB's and 1 Egyptian girl. Very nice but not my type.
Had the usual approaches from the over zealous PRC's. " you want lady. I give you good sex how much you pay"
After two pints g I was about to leave. When in she walked.
Jenny. 5' a very nice b+ cup. Which looked bigger on her small frame. Pretty face, big smile, slim legs.
I actually paid her no attention when she first came in as she was friends with one of the over zealous I had to swat away.
I take a second look at her and she catches me. Immediately walks over, introduces herself.
Good engrish. Good conversation. Starting price of 500AED. We negotiate to 400AED. Finish beer and into taxi.
If you have been following my reports. By now you will know exactly what I like.
DFK, BBJ, lots of positions, lots of participation and noise. Finish with doggie.
Jenny did not disappoint. Went the extra with body wash and massage after.
20 AED tip for the taxi.
Jenny quiete professional. Has no qualms about her "job". Have cell no if.
Would recommend if you like small pretty and enthusiastic.
More to follow
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Day 4 fat LB in Dubai. Good freebie part two
After Jenny had left, showered and had food.
Had a date set up with Friendster no 3. Really didn’t expect much. Hence the afternoon shot with Jenny.
Any how exchange a few sms and agreed to meet me out side my hotel (I am such a LB).
Lets call her D.
Well D is a 32 yo 4’ 8"! Filipino, (I am only 5'6") everything small (T & A) with a vey pretty face and a smile that game me an instant hard on.
I was expecting dinner and chat (like Friendster no 1), " no" she says. Lets just have a drink.
Didn’t fancy Harvester, so we went to Trader Vics. (BTW definite 4-6 wgs CIS at the bar waiting around. Didn’t see any punters approach)
Actually had a really good time, had a good conversation.
Tells me about her job as lawyers assistant, excitement of being in Dubai only 3 months, freedom from her family, good money to send home. Bla, bla.
The usual BS from me, which she lapped up.
3 or 4 cocktails later the band starts and she drags me up dancing. I got to say she was very good dancer. I had a good time.
Cocktails finally take their toll around 12:30. I’ve got presentation to make next morning. She has work.
So I walk her round to front building to get taxi, when she takes me by complete surprise and says " you not feeling sexy then? "
Well does a one legged duck swim in circles. I grab her hand. And its up to the room. Again no problems with security or reception. I think they keeping a tab of how many I get up to my room.
Sex was awesome. Drunken animal sex. Everything that rocks my boat.
Two rounds before we both collapse in heap.
7:00 her alarm goes off. F**k my head hurts. In the bathroom. Bottle water and 4 panadol and crawl back into bed, where D has her mind on breakfast.
Lets just say. I thought my head was going to explode with the pain. But the sight of D reverse cow girl. And the look of delight on her face in the mirror made up for it.
7:30 D is out the door. Didn’t even want taxi money.
That was a lovely freebie.
Tonight. Got to hit the golden triangle. Seeing as I have the taste of Filipino. Gonna start at seaview.
Report to follow.
Last day tomorrow. Out with WR. Piper hope the flu gets better.
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Piper, 1Ball, Sonic Ray and WR (and Fly GuyII by phone!)
Fellow Mongers
Well I have met with a few new mongers recently and last night was no exception.
Apart from meeting up with the ubiquitous Piper who was on good form (ie he lost again at pool) I also met Sonic Ray and 1Ball. Both nice guys full of energy, not as handsome as me but then who is :) Also did not get chance to meet up with Fly Guy II this time but we spoke and will catch up next time FG is through. But he did have a good time with Joy I know
SR has had some fun here in Dubai but unfortunately his last night was not as expected with Anne – apologies for that SR, am not used to failure with the girls I know
1Ball is not like Giotto from the Thailand thread has described him. Giotto – 1Ball is a man of sophistication, humour, wit and intelligence, a great conversationalist and fun to be with. Are you sure this is the same 1Ball you have warned me of? :)
He also managed to talk business with 2 Filipinas (well that was his excuse) past midnight. A good man always putting his work first. Piper was engaged with Sade an African when I left, better chance with her than winning at pool I think!
Went to Capitol Hotel – Rockwells and met the guys. Traffic being snarled everywhere we stayed there until I took SR and Anne back to the Crowne Plaza for his night (well few hours) of limited fun :). Not been in Rockwells for a long time and it has changed to a Filipino bar, 2 bands playing, lots of regular workers in the bar but a few WGs with customers and some with their western boyfriends. Good mix and a nice night seeing the guys.
An interesting (?) note is that when SR and I were waiting for valet parking at the Crown Plaza a Rolls Royce pulls up, the 2 guys get out and waiting for them were 2 girls – not the best lookers or the best figure – but a change from the normal valet parking.
Also while waiting for SR in the lobby a very good African passed by. Now I am not an African fancier but I could with this one, slim, high heels, nice everything a 9 in my book but she asked concierge a quick question and then went down the escalators again. But still a nice African
Am seeing the receptionist from a doctors surgery tonight, not P4P but I know I will have as she is a cute Filipina ;) Lovely jubbly.
Keep hard and horny
