Report Trip Day 5: Showtime at Classicos
There's nothing better then to wakeup with a beautiful woman by your side that's willing to please you at a moments notice. She asks me if I'm hungry. I'm like "yeah, you cooking breakfast?" She's like "yeah, of course". Gave her some money and off to the store she went. Caught up with the fellas and their girls are gone by now. They had a good night and got a little to fuck up. Good times indeed.
My girl came back from the market and fixed us all breakfast. Damn this woman is amazing. After we ate I told my girl that I would call her later about tonight. She's says ok and left. Human nature kicked in and I wanted to try something new. Open the portable menu (cell phone) to see what's available. Hmmm let's call Ms Melons from Crystals. Called her up and sure nuff in 45mins lunch was served. Damn those tigo bitties were HUGE and for good reason. Found out that she was pregnant. As long as it wasn't mines I didn't give a damn. Fooled around with Ms Melons for a couple of hours. Had to put my signature (cum) on those melons. "Truly yours, Coolie High"! Gave her 1800peso and off she went. Now that's room service with a smile.
The fellas and I just lounge all day at the villa. They were telling me how the previous night out they came across a cat name George. Supposedly he's a Dominican that was in the states but now lives in DR. George was putin them up on game on how Sosua hustles. George was also telling them about Santiago and how the females are finer and cheaper. They want to drive up to Santiago tomorrow night. I'm like we'll C. Junior is shaky as it is and now yaw two are chilling with another DR hustler. Ooh and by the way I'm not tipping George shit. That's your boy.
Finally we get ready for showtime at Classicos where we anticipate more honey then a bee hive. Everyone is fresh dress and ready to leave when all of a sudden we here a door bell. Mike answers and it's my girl Sade! WTF! I'm saying to myself woman I didn't call you but damn you're looking good. Got her hair and nails done for a brotha. Woman is looking magically delicious. Had to tell my girl that it's going to be just the fellas night out this evening. When she found out that we were hitting Classicos she was none to pleased. I slid her some bread and told her that Ima call her a little later. She leaves the scene. The fellas start to get on me saying I got a stalker on my hands. Yeah, yeah I see we got jokes.
We get to the main strip and everyone is on their hustle. The vendors are selling the late night snack. The bars are busy. The ladies are showing off their curves like there a new car at a dealership. "want to test drive me baby"! Maybe later! Let's see what else is out tonight first
Finally we made it to Classicos. My boy Mike and Marcus also got to know a cat we'll call Mr. Cool. Mr. Cool had a big bottle of grey goose in the big VIP area. I go and introduce myself to Mr. Cool. He was like hey I'm just with my wife tonight why don't y'all just chill in the VIP room with me. Fuck it why not. We order a bottle of Jack for us as well. Mr. Cool was telling me about himself and how he comes to DR every other month from Canada. Mr. Cool gave me the NUMBER 1 advice even above learning Spanish when it comes to life in DR. It's all about who you know. Take care and get to know the proper people and they'll take care of you. For a second I thought he was talking about Vegas my current residence. Now every female that passed the VIP section wanted to get in. Not if Mr. Securidad has something to say about it. The fellas and I took good care of security so he can keep the vultures away.
All was cool until Junior received a call. My girl called him to let me know that she's on her way to Classicos. "WTF you mean she's on her way Junior. Do you want to start World War 3"! If she sees me chilling with another female she's going to beat that ***** ass. The fellas are having a good laugh at my expense. "Hey that's what happen when you try to be captain save a hoe and keep them around to long", says Mike. "Damn you came all the way down here to be put in handcuffs like your married", laughs Marcus.
Hey Mike she ain't a hoe and if she is god bless her either way. BTW who cook your hungry ass breakfast this morning? Ooh that's right it was my hoe. Your hoe gave you some pussy, took your money and ran as soon as the sun shined. Ooh and BTW wasn't it my hoe that was at a corrupt police station fighting to get back our money yesterday. Bet money that your hoe wouldn't fight for our behalf.
Didn't matter what I said the fellas were still on me. Mr. Cool was like my boys did the same thing to me when I decided to get married having all this pussy around. If she's a good one you have to stick with her. So at this point I'm like fuck it. She got me. Called her up to ask how far she is from the club. "Be there in 10mins, " she says.
My girl finally arrives and the fiesta continues on. Moments like these you have to take a pix of. As a gringo you work your ass off to get to DR and to party like you're a rock star. Enjoy it! Finally got back to the crib. Turned on Quincy Jones- secret garden and explored all my girls secrets
Trip Report Day 6 Sunday Coolness coming soon.
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Back from first trip to Sosua
That was a good time! If you can't have fun down there, check your pulse. A few observations (especially for a newbie);
Taxi from POP to Sosua is $25/pretty much a fixed rate
$10 entry tourist fee at the airport
No problems exchanging money on the street. Good rate. Convenient.
A couple of ATM's within a couple of blocks of Calle Rosen (Scotia Bank and Banco Popular)
Rental car not needed. I will say that the owner of the Terra Linda told me he has ordered 20 motorbikes for daily rental. He's looking at $20 per day. I would probably do that just for fun when it becomes available.
Gym-located on the 4th floor of the Sosua Bay Casino (you can't miss the building). Pretty nice equipment. 150 Road/day 500 Road/week. Take a towel or they charge 50 pesos to 'rent' one. There are lockers available. Take your own lock and key.
Terra Linda is the place for me. Great staff. $59 day for at least 3 consecutive days. Great breakfast, security, free wifi, clean rooms, large pool, excellent location. It's been open for 6 months and according to the owner they have not advertised at all. Their business has been via word of mouth and I overheard everyone around the pool/bar/breakfast table saying I'm going to tell my boys this is the place to stay. They were totally booked for this weekend according to the owner. He's putting in a 100' flatscreen outside near the pool and another smaller flatscreen inside the restaurant somewhere. I think the Terra Linda will have to be booked in advance in the near future.
Learn some Spanish. Once you get beyond 'how are you, my name is, you are beautiful, how much', you are likely to hear crickets. Consider it a life skill. I failed on this one but I'll work on it before I return.
If you find a chica you really like and she's up for it, run around for a day with her. My girl had friends that worked at a couple of small bars that I would have never found on my own. There were only 4 or 5 girls working there but a couple were stunners. Don't discount slowing down while walking past a small bar. You never know. The Chica I hung out with for a couple of days took me to her apartment she shared with her cousin. I asked a lot of questions and she was willing to fill me in on everything from the prices they pay, things to see and do in Puerto Plata etc. She cooked me some good Haitian food, taught me a little Creole. She also negotiated a couple of taxi rides, showed me where the gym was located and walked me over, pointed out the atm's for me, took me to a couple of hole in the wall/local restaurants. It was all good.
I went to LaPassion on the first night just to check it out. I spent about an hour and a half and never returned. I got a good experience from 'Rhianna' but Lapassion is just ok. Go see it once and decide for yourself though. There are at least two or three girls that work there that have really fine bodies. I just found it a little awkward. I think because everyone that comes in gets 3 or 4 girls staring at them, you can't see their ass or the bodies of any other girl walking around because they are two feet from your face. One guy waved them off after he just sat down and they came over and they really didn't take it well. He just wanted to fuqn breathe, I think. It was funny. Anyway, it's worth checking out. Let me repeat this, however, about Passions. There are a couple of smokin' hot bodies in there.
Beyond Passions are a few small bars that get little foot traffic in front of them. Walk or moto-bike about an eight of a mile 'beyond' passions and you are likely to see something you like. They want your business down there too, and it shows.
Take an extra toothbrush for your room.
Take some chocolate bars- a mixed bag of Reece's cups/almond joy. Whatever. They love that shit.
Take some 'Astrojel' or equivalent.
Don't make any extended eye contact unless you want a visit. If she comes up to you, be nice even if you know your not even going to buy her a drink. Ever see a chick in a club wave off a guy or make a face when he approached her? There's a nice way to say no. I usually used the line that I was waiting for my girl. There are a lot of chica's standing around watching the two of you. Let her walk away with a little dignity. There may be a super hot chica behind you waiting to do the same thing.
Don't wait for your friend or group of friends to go down with you. Half of the time they will find an excuse to delay or postpone or shorten the trip. It is fun to travel with friends but if they can't go you can have a hella good time without them. You can sit down next to anybody sitting pooside, at breakfast, or at the bar and they'll tell ya everything they know about Sosua (some of them will even throw in their whole life's story). The point is that it's fun to run with your friends but you'll have a good time without them if they can't go. Your going to have more fun in a long weekend than the boys back in Des Moines are going to have in a year. Fly solo if necessary. Life is short.
Tip generously. You can afford to or you wouldn't have spent the money to get down there. (Karma)
If you experience stress or frustration in any way while your down there, on the flight home, do a self-eval. If your not having fun 24/7 in Sosua, it's YOU.
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