Medellin Reports

I feel for you. No one should be subjected to the Kafkaesque hell of Colombian web sites, especially not the government web sites. They make me smile and laugh because they bring to mind the irony of the Antioquia government's "software valley" and "digital nomad" market programs. These programs promote Colombia as a paradise for entrepreneurs looking for low cost web development resources. Well, this is one of those examples of getting what you pay for. The content and programming of so many local websites would look bad even if this were still 1997. They are full of wrong and out of date information and runtime errors that leave you dizzy.

Anyway, if you wait on line at San Antonio you can score a Civica. Avoid rush hour and it won't take very long.

[QUOTE=Eloket;2727705]I checked this out. There was a comercial at the Metro station about their website and an app. I went into the website and though there was a english version, it wasn't easy to understand. No way of buying a ticket online but a link to the app. Downloaded the app. To buy a ticket in the app you had to present a Colombian ID. I go back to the web page an go to help. There is a answer on how to get civica card. As a note in this answer it says that since world wide supply of data chips is low there is not so many civica cards at hand. No specification of where to find them. I think this is the answer to the question. They have stopped delivering new cards.[/QUOTE]

It was indeed the Slapshot / Blakman show and it was a welcome break from watching the President's coronavirus briefings on television every night.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2727732]As I recall Blakman was here during the Pandemic and always dueling with who I think it was Slapshot? As to what the Chicas liked to drink and munch on.

And the comparison between the two was like night and day, with the difference being kind of like eating burgers or lobster.

That eight months Colombia was closed during the Pandemic was an interesting time here.

Lot's of guys kind of vicariously imagined having sex here reading the reports from the guys down here.[/QUOTE]

A few weeks ago I was in Bancolombia branch to replace my expired debit card. The manager kept insisting I get a Civica linked card. She wouldn't back off even after I told her a have several Civica cards already. Maybe this is why. I went along with it just to get out of the bank after I was there nearly an hour.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2727718]This explains a lot, yesterday I noticed riders, on the Metro, mostly foreigners, using a different type of card to access the Metro.

It's amazing how the Pandemic has affected everything.

At least there's no shortage of hoes, if anything, at least in Colombia, things couldn't be better.[/QUOTE]

Wow, hats off for the report and photos. Now, where's the pic of her jugs jaja? They seem to be much bigger compared to the last time I saw her.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2727716]Remember that preggo chica in the park? That was the first time I ever casually mentioned a chica here and three other guys knew exactly who I was talking about, she is that hawt. We all spied her in Parque Botero. I had basically a washout session with her the first time but we will just consider that the set up. I was on my way to see my waiting GZGTG (Ground Zero Go-to-Girl) when I spied the preggo chica again, same spot. She remembered me. I didn't fuck around and wasn't going to get caught dickering in the room like last time so I told her 100 mil COP for an hour, no restrictions, no condoms. She hesitated for a few seconds then accepted.

She clearly is new to the game and doing the single mother with no visible means of support routine. She walked me over to yet another love motel I had never seen before. She might be getting a kickback because I was told I had to rent the room for two hours for 40 mil COP. Okay, I wasn't going to stop now.

She was detached and disinterested. I didn't care. She gave me head kneeling at bedside, I ate her out and fucked in missionary and doggy. While she was in doggy I gave her little asshole a good tongue reaming and she didn't flinch. Didn't respond, but didn't flinch, sometimes a girl will pull away the first time she feels a tongue on her bung hole.

Pussy felt great, just like pregnant pussy should. I gave her my best tongue treatment and when I asked her if she liked it she said, "un poco" or a little bit.

That was yesterday. Her due date is today, jajajaja. She told me she would meet me back at the same spot after her prenatal visit at the hospital today to do it again and I said sure.

She has a beautiful face with huge puppy dog eyes and an amazing pregnant body. Before she went down on me for bareback oral she asked me two or three times if I had any sexual diseases. I thought to myself, if a guy would knowingly go out with an STD to monger, then he probably is not going to admit it, right? But she needed the reassurance and I gave it to her, then I gave it to her.

Now how would you "ranking" guys score a chica like this? I mean, if you were into preggos, she'the have to be close to a nine or above, but some guys are turned off by it, so then is she a three? Jajajajaja. I guess preggos are their own niche.[/QUOTE]

You are right about the women making things work in terms of families, kids in the lower / working class. I get the feeling men play a greater economic role in wealthier families. I'm not saying they are faithful, if anything they probably have more women due to their money, but they support their kids and wives. But, I need to talk to more men and also more middle-class to wealthy people to get a fuller picture of how relationships and things work from their perspective (goals for the future). Anyway, I come from at this from a social science / anthropology perspective which makes me want to get to the bottom of how these social dynamics work. The way I see it, knowledge is power.

Here is a last general tip (for all of you) about how to deal with requests for money online or in person. I love the term "interesada". It is essentially equivalent to gold digger. I find if you preempt with that in a smooth, indirect way during a conversation it stops some requests for money in their tracks. Don't directly call a woman interesada, but you can say "intento mucho evitar las interesadas" (I try as much as possible to avoid the gold diggers) or something to that effect. Many Colombian women are quite proud despite their very real financial needs and they don't want to see themselves in that negative light. I've also said "Soy muy sensitivo sobre el dinero. Quiero estar seguro si estoy hablando con o viendo a alguien es porque tienen interes o why atraccion a mi como persona" (I'm very sensitive about money. I want to be certain that if I'm talking to somebody or seeing them that its because they are interested in and attracted to me as a person). Or "soy una persona con ojos abiertos why yo se que la amistad why amor verdadero no son basado en dinero" (I'm a person with open eyes and I know that true friendship and love aren't based on money). But I do think some strategic gifts are a good way to grease the wheels of any relationship. Just be sure it's on your terms.

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2727411]And I love to throw in, "desde mi corazon" or that my gift is "from the heart". That seems to assuage the transaction further.

The only conceptual difference I perceive in what you wrote is that I see the women as the backbone of this country, and the men not being the strong, role model providers you listed. But I am going by nothing other than my own limited personal experience on that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Recondite;2727795]You are right about the women making things work in terms of families, kids in the lower / working class. I get the feeling men play a greater economic role in wealthier families. I'm not saying they are faithful, if anything they probably have more women due to their money, but they support their kids and wives. [/QUOTE]The lower class makes up 80% of the general population. The wealthier class would obviously control more of the money.

If you're into social anthropology, how about the Medellin saying, "When a woman cheats on you, it's with another woman". Just thought I'd throw that in there for no particular reason other than human interest.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2727743]I have never shied away that I like La Isla. To me, not all women in La Isla are BMWs, otherwise I can just tell any El Centro girl to go to work in La Isla, then you would consider them to be BMWs, right?[/QUOTE]But you do not know what this poster got. He seemed happy with what he had. If she was the gymnast type I saw, he did not overpay at all. If she was hideous or average looking, then he probably did, but I was not there and neither were you or anyone else.

When you tell someone they way overpaid for a beer at La Isla or a hotel room at the Marriott, that would be considered obnoxious as fuck. Why is not the same with women?

The reason we have these forums is for information and that price for takeout from La Isla is reasonable. If you do not like, do not go there but shut up. This is not helping. It is grand standing and bullying. Saying La Isla is charging $5 a beer is not a threat to you. Exito is not going to charge those prices and bashing guys who drink beer at La Isla or take out women from there is nuts.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2727743]I think you are a good guy who just takes a different side. Why? Because you defended other members and you have shared information that others don't. I remember JB62 was asking info in Bogota thread and you provided the info too. I just don't see the negative side of you shown here would be true when meet in person.[/QUOTE]Nounce, my agenda is everyone be informed, have a good time. And not be fucked with when sharing information. What goes on with these Medellin morons is that any potential threat to their stomping grounds, and they go nuts. Seeking is not a threat to the playground and neither is La Isla, and I wonder if part of the reason for this is these guys who pay so little know they are so open to being bashed for what they are doing.

I just saw a sign at the Cartagena airport bashing sex tourism. In Florida at the airport, I heard one of those announcers overhead on tape speaking out against trafficking. By the way, LE's POV is that if you see a WG, you are supporting trafficking even if the woman is not trafficked. The DAs blabbered on about Robert Kraft and trafficking even when the woman was not trafficked. And I heard these three idiots at the Cartagena airport openly talking and loudly talking about the places they went for sex.

As far as being in the minority, that can change in a second, and it is important to be morally in the right and not just in what you perceive as the majority. Congress has passed a law that you cannot have sex overseas with a minor, so they have given LE the ability to reach overseas with sexuality. The truth is if the Feds shined a light on what you all were doing you would see very quickly that your belief that you are in a majority would be gone. You losers are bullying American men into giving these poor 3rd world women, refugees, and single moms less money?

Now compare that to where I am and have been. And I am negative? With all due respect, Nounce, quit listening to the Medellin morons and get your head out of your ass. It should not take a probe by the Feds to see what you all are doing is wrong.

[QUOTE=NeilGeorge;2727771]Sounds like eating the results of another man's cum. And licking her asshole.

Not my cup of Tea.[/QUOTE]Perhaps times are changing, and licking assholes and slurping down another guy's Jizz will become in vogue. Maybe I'm missing something here.

Regardless, not my cup of tea either, and there have been other posts about guy's licking girls assholes, but gargling with a Chica's douche water and / or getting the remnants of a hot load from the John before assuming she was barebacked is perhaps new territory here, as I haven't seen any posts of guys doing that, not at least yet.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2727772]I feel for you. No one should be subjected to the Kafkaesque hell of Colombian web sites, especially not the government web sites. They make me smile and laugh because they bring to mind the irony of the Antioquia government's "software valley" and "digital nomad" market programs. These programs promote Colombia as a paradise for entrepreneurs looking for low cost web development resources. Well, this is one of those examples of getting what you pay for. The content and programming of so many local websites would look bad even if this were still 1997. They are full of wrong and out of date information and runtime errors that leave you dizzy..[/QUOTE]Effective October 20 of this year the Visa regulations will change in Colombia with some new categories. Interesting enough is that they have a Digital Nomad Visa along with a lot of changes to requirements for the many types of visa they offer in the Visitor, Migrant, and Resident categories. Only thing missing is a Monger Visa. LOL.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2727591]You pretty much nailed it. JjBee's moderator buddy censored my post when I called him out on this.

I figured he would respond to you with arrogance and take both sides of the issue, and he did not disappoint. The whole post is about a WG than he says he would not want to marry a WG. Which is it? Wife or WG? Who knows? The key is you are not special enough to figure it out. To me, it is like okay pal. Let us call a truce. You and your crew stay in Centro and tell us how great you have it and how you have it all figured out and how getting Colombian elites is impossible, and you know why that is right? Because if those players cannot do it, well, then no one can. Let's see if the moderator protects his baby again.

Thing is MB with what you just posted you are not a average monger but ahead of the game. When you made that comment about elites not being on seeking, I am wondering what you are putting in your profile and why you are not getting the hits and elites like I was. What are you putting in as your income and assets? Your income should be $200,000 and your assets should be $1 million. Even if it is not that, it does not take much to look like you have wealth in Colombia right?

Yeah, most women on seeking are your P4 P players, but I met one girl whose family was well to do. She was in college, and her father, an entrepreneur, paid for her schooling and an apartment in Medellin. If I had to guess, I would put his income in the top 5% of Colombians.

Then there was one 21 year old university student who was different than the typical P4 P girl. She looked like someone pampered her whole life. Once again, she was in school and had her apartment paid for. She told me her mother was a brain surgeon and she struck me as someone who was cut off by her mother for being too greedy. Her telling me this changed nothing and if this was true and I have no reason to believe otherwise, that would probably put her mother in the top 1% of all wage earners in Colombia.

And that was just in Medellin. Don Carlos got to a seeking girl before I did who picked up him in a Mercedes. I had talked to her. She was a lawyer, Paris trained chef, and had travelled all over the world.

These women seemed elite to me. Of course, the Medellin morons will disagree. It is not possible that any of these woman are better than those in Centro. Heck, the La Isla women are Pintos now. LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm not really looking for elites or someone who comes from a rich family or has an established career. My target audience is 18-24 yo, and the sweet spot is 22-24 yo, ideally college girls or fresh out of college having a part time job. I like them young, fresh and energetic, without kids, prior marriages, etc. These girls are more fun to be with and easier to meet because they usually have flexible schedules vs someone working 6 days a week and taking care of kids on top of that. I'm not looking for someone broke as fuck, and most centro girls are like that, broke af, can't even afford to pay a water or cellphone bill (heck, some of them don't even own one). The girls I'm meeting have their basic needs covered / paid for, they are not stressed out all the time and I don't have to watch my stuff because they won't steal it.

To date elites, one has to live here full time. I have tried to meet a dentist, an industrial engineer and a real estate broker, but it was difficult to schedule, and my limited time here is precious, so i gave up.

It's hard to argue with your analysis here.

[QUOTE=NeilGeorge;2727771]Sounds like eating the results of another man's cum. And licking her asshole.

Not my cup of Tea.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2727740]Is what foto did I post that made me look old? Jajajaja.[/QUOTE]Jaja not "old" exactly, just older than the number of chicas you were reporting on handling led me to assume. I thought you are twenty something swimming in testosterone.

Well, clearly whatever you have been doing works for you as the results speak for themselves.

As for being a degenerate, this is more of moral issue not a medical one but no doubt the adventures you report on here place you on the tail end of the bell curve (whether it is the 'right' end or not is another story and a topic for an endless / pointless discussion).

Some ATM info for the Revolut card (MasterCard) users:

Davivienda. Error.

BBVA. Error.

Caja Social. Error.

Banco de Bogota. Error.

Bancolombia. Ok, 600 mil withdrawal limit with 22 mil fee.

Green ATM (I forget the name, 4 letters I think, starting with B) - ok, 18 mil fee.

Banco Pichincha. Used to work, not any more.

Colpatria. Ok, no fee and withdrawal limit at least 900 mil at once, possibly more but didn't try.

Also on the topic, if one needs to make a cash deposit to Bancolombia account there are couple ATMs called "Cajero Multifuncional" where one can input cash. There is also a lot of "corresponsales bancarios" points all around, small shops etc where one can just ask for "consignacion en efectivo", hand cash and the account number and they will make a deposit.

What is Revolut?

[QUOTE=AdamWl;2727933]Some ATM info for the Revolut card (MasterCard) users:

Davivienda. Error.

BBVA. Error.

Caja Social. Error.

Banco de Bogota. Error.

Banclolombia. Ok, 600 mil withdrawal limit with 22 mil fee.

Green ATM (I forget the name, 4 letters I think, starting with B) - ok, 18 mil fee.

Banco Pichincha. Used to work, not any more.

Colpatria. Ok, no fee and withdrawal limit at least 900 mil at once, possibly more but didn't try.

Also on the topic, if one needs to make a cash deposit to Bancolombia account there are couple ATMs called "Cajero Multifuncional" where one can input cash. There is also a lot of "corresponsales bancarios" points all around, small shops etc where one can just ask for "consignacion en efectivo", hand cash and account number and they will make a deposit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NeilGeorge;2727771]Sounds like eating the results of another man's cum. And licking her asshole.

Not my cup of Tea.[/QUOTE]Can't say I even follow your line of reasoning. I always wonder what the motivation is when someone goes out of their way to diss another guy for mongering. Self validation is the only thing that really fits. Thanks for "sharing", jajaja. If I had your feeling about another post, I would ignore it and move on. But I guess that's just me in this example.