Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[QUOTE=Polyorchid]Mik, Thanks, I think, maybe. I hope your contribution here has made you feel better; are you a teacher? [/quote]
I'm not sure how to take this, sounds like a backhanded compliment so
don't take it the wrong way but I feel like telling you to get f@cked.

This is the reason why I never spoon feed people. You have to earn it.

As for me being a teacher. NO. I don't have the patience to deal with people who don't want to learn, If you are interested then sure I can show you a thing or two but its up to you to work it out from there.

[QUOTE=Polyorchid]
I came home and searched further and did find another post that did state it was in Binh Thanh (BT) district. So, I get on a moto again and sure enough, a mere half mile from my 110 DBP in district 1, I found 110 DBP in Binh Thanh district. And, voila, there's Benny's.
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Once again failure to RTFF. Going back a few pages, months will usually answer most questions you have.

[QUOTE=Polyorchid]
I have now figured out (correct me if I am wrong, you old timers) that Q is synonymous with district. I suspect it may be an abbreviation for "quartier", the French word for district.
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There ya go, you've worked it out!
Now you can find all the other cryptic street names and districts.
Just have to post up your reports.

OK, so I have my trusty Honda Wave and am cruising the city...decide to hit Binh Thanh district again. Going past Benny's, I see another hot toc a couple doors away and decide to give it a try.

The place is called MY TIEN and is at 90 Dien Bien Phu in Binh Thanh district. I went in and received a warm and cordial greeting from mamasan at the front desk. She pulls out a piece of paper and writes 250,000. I said "Benny's 200,000". "OK, 200,000" she says very quickly matching the competition.

Well, I had a much friendlier girl this time. Took me upstairs, laid me down, began quizzing me in Viet....and finally gave up, seeing I spoke not a word. She then unbuttons my shirt and pulls down my shorts and briefs.

Once again, I seek to break precedent and remove said briefs and shorts. Same reaction as Benny's as she grabs them and pulls back onto my lower legs.

I am stroking her ass and pussy under her dress and she pulls away....only to pull up her dress and remove her panties and also pulls down the top of her dress....for full access to two very large but firm breasts and a well-shaven pussy which she put my hand on.....very accommodating.

She had good technique and broke the bank in less than 5 minutes...either a tribute to her craftsmanship or a comment on my need.

All in all, a pleasant experience. She laughed and joked, complimented my little elephant and generally made me feel very welcome.

Paid my 200,000 at front desk, was given a bottle of La Vie water, and away I went.

Thumbs up for MY TIEN!

[QUOTE=Mik Hcmc]I'm not sure how to take this, sounds like a backhanded compliment so don't take it the wrong way but I feel like telling you to get f@cked.

This is the reason why I never spoon feed people. You have to earn it.

As for me being a teacher. NO. I don't have the patience to deal with people who don't want to learn, If you are interested then sure I can show you a thing or two but its up to you to work it out from there.


Once again failure to RTFF. Going back a few pages, months will usually answer most questions you have.

There ya go, you've worked it out!

Now you can find all the other cryptic street names and districts.

Just have to post up your reports.[/QUOTE]Mik I think you jave mistaken polyorchards lack of initiative in terms of RTFF as oppose to what it really is, ie stupidity, I mean someone has given him the address with the district name and if he had given that to the taxi driver in total instead of just the number and street name, then he would have got there, also try a bit of google might help.

On the way out of HCMC crossing the Cha Gia Bridge from the Dong Tay highway (into D8) right past the big Prudential building is a massive KTV/Massage building. It looks almost like something you might see in Thailand. I didn't get a chance to stop and try it out but wonder if anyone has been here.

Maybe I will give it a try another time.

[QUOTE=Polyorchid]The place is called MY TIEN and is at 90 Dien Bien Phu in Binh Thanh district. I went in and received a warm and cordial greeting from mamasan at the front desk. She pulls out a piece of paper and writes 250,000. I said "Benny's 200,000". "OK, 200,000" she says very quickly matching the competition.
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This is a good report. It's so nice to read something like this, with fact's, numbers, and 1st hand experience.

And good negotiating. These places shouldn't cost more than 200,000.

The experience you had sounds very normal. Groping is normal in these places. Glad you found a friendly girl.

[QUOTE=Bespoke]On the way out of HCMC crossing the Cha Gia Bridge from the Dong Tay highway (into D8) right past the big Prudential building is a massive KTV/Massage building. It looks almost like something you might see in Thailand. I didn't get a chance to stop and try it out but wonder if anyone has been here.

Maybe I will give it a try another time.[/QUOTE]

You mean Cha Va Bridge? Can't find 'Cha Gia' Bridge. Is this east or west of Phu Dinh Bridge (Nguyen Van Luong)?

[QUOTE=Johndao]Ho Chi Minh City's central area is divided into Districts, some with numbers and others with names...

Districts are divided in Wards, called Phuong in Vietnamese and often abbreviated by letter F. Most wards are numbered but some are named. For example, most people's favorite Blow and Gos are in District 1, Dakao Ward. District 1 is shaped kind of like an L turned on its side, so Dakao sort of sticks out into an area surrounded by D3, Phu Nhuan and Binh Thanh...[/QUOTE]

Nice primer on HCMC geography, JD.

One minor correction: Wards (Phuong) are often abbreviated by 'Ph.' Technically speaking, the letter 'F' does not exist in the Vietnamese alphabet.

[QUOTE=MutantChicken]Mik I think you jave mistaken polyorchards lack of initiative in terms of RTFF as oppose to what it really is, ie stupidity, I mean someone has given him the address with the district name and if he had given that to the taxi driver in total instead of just the number and street name, then he would have got there, also try a bit of google might help.[/QUOTE]
Guys,
Why so tough on Polyorchid? I would not say he is stupid at all, but he is new here and things can be confusing. From what he has written so far I give him 9.5/10 for initiative. So he got confused by HCMC Districts. Who here has not been confused by local addresses especially at first? This is a guy who did read the Forum first, he just made a small mistake cause he was more interested in getting his dick sucked than reading further. I was actually the first to mention Benny's here a while back and I even included a map and marked approximate location of the place in my post.

I think this guy is ok and may be an asset to the Vietnam threads, something we sorely need. Poly was on a bike on his own, scoping places his first week here! And he found one and checked it out and posted a report right away. I say we need more like him so let's treat him right. He's no Pokey Penguin or Joe Coodige types who can't find their way even given explicit directions. I have been helping Poly via PM and I hope in the future he'll be able to provide some more original photos for the VN Forum. We need that.

JD

[QUOTE=Raverboy]Nice primer on HCMC geography, JD.

One minor correction: Wards (Phuong) are often abbreviated by 'Ph.' Technically speaking, the letter 'F' does not exist in the Vietnamese alphabet.[/QUOTE]
Yes, you are right Raver, there is no letter 'F' in the Vietnamese alphabet and Ward or Phuong is often abbreviated by 'P' or 'Ph'. I should have written that occasionally it is abbreviated as 'F' but usually as 'P' or 'Ph'. I was just trying to help others in all abbreviation eventualities. Where I live, my address is always written with 'F' for the ward, don't know why.

See attached, from the book "Footprint Vietnam" By Claire Boobbyer.

JD

[QUOTE=Raverboy]You mean Cha Va Bridge? Can't find 'Cha Gia' Bridge. Is this east or west of Phu Dinh Bridge (Nguyen Van Luong)?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure of the exact spelling b/c I heard "cha ya" bridge so given the southern accent it could be Cha Va. It is past the Nguyen Tri Phuong bridge if you are heading (west?) away from D1 on Dong Tay highway.

[QUOTE=Raverboy]You mean Cha Va Bridge? Can't find 'Cha Gia' Bridge. Is this east or west of Phu Dinh Bridge (Nguyen Van Luong)?[/QUOTE]It is indeed Cha Va bridge. I couldn't find on google maps but found it on diadiem.com. The street is Van Kiep near the Chau Van Liem circle if you're coming from district 5.

My name is Polyorchid and I am a My Tien addict!

I really did NOT plan to stop there today but as fate often does, it presented me with an opportunity to go to Binh Thanh and I passed right by My Tien and Benny's. So, innocently enough, I decided to stop and get some pics of My Tien. Well, of course, for safety's sake, I had to pull off the highway and park to get a good picture.

Aw, hell, I'm here, and the girls are looking sweet so I might as well stop in for a good handmaiden's wank, so in I went.

I was immediately commandeered by what appeared to be Uncle Ho's long lost grand-niece and she whisked me into the back room. But, wait, just as she bulldozes me in, I catch the eye of a sweet young, ultra small breasted other girl. So I stopped the bulldozer and said "I want her". Which all involved immediately understood.

So, with the tag brilliantly and successfully executed, I proceed into the room with my future wife. And what a wise decision that was.

She was fun, funny, laughing, tickling me, etc. All in all, a very fun girl, with excellent A+ cups, perfectly fitting my profile of the perfect breast.

Lots of DFK, touching, groping, and finally, the elephant roared.

I even got a picture of her before I left. Never did ask her name, but a very sweet, accommodating, and ever so willing provider.

I have attached a picture of her and one of the front of both BENNY'S and MY TIEN. Remember, they are no more than 100 feet apart. My Tien at 90 Dien Bien Phu (DBP) and Benny's a little further down.

Ha has been working at the Blow and Go on NPK longer than any other. The shop is in it's fourth location (which was also the second, but now renovated) in five years. These pictures were taken in 2005.

JD

There is a hotel in District 5 on Tran Hung Dao (Between Bui Huu Nghia and Tran Tuan Khai) that offers pretty good service. The entrance fee is 100,000, which includes use of the steam room, sauna, cold plunge etc., a 1 hour massage, plus at the end you can relax in an room with large couches with your massage girl, have a free drink (coffee, fresh juice etc.), a bowl of instant noodles with egg, and watch tv. Your massage girl will sit there with you and chat if you desire (you're not required to partake)

As far as extra services go, they all offer BBBJ but CIM will depend on each girl, but most of them do not. They are also not pushy about price. They dont ask how much you will tip. Before, there use to be a sign in every room that said the standard tip was 200k and the girls do not expect any more than that. However, the signs have been removed now, but they still work in the same fashion. Also, most of the girls there do a real good massage as well.

The facilities are good, but not great. Its an older hotel, but everything is clean. Overall its good a good bang for you dong kinda place. Sorry guys, I forget the name of the hotel as I am writing this post. If you are coming from D1 down THD, it will be on the left hand side of the street. Its a hotel, with massage and karaoke. The massage is open 24hours a day.

So I was a bit bored tonight and there was a slight break in the rain so I decided to take a drive into District 7. I went down to Lam Van Ben to see if any cafe om's were open, but I couldn't see anything happening. Keep in mind it was late...11:30pm or so. I made a right turn onto Nguyen Thi Thap and saw a BUNCH of massage places open with a bunch of cute girls in short skirts. Not sure about services here. For some reason I have really had on my mind a cafe om (never been). I ended up making a left hand turn onto Le Van Luong (going back towards PMH). I drove for awhile until I came across 279. There was about 4 girls sitting out front and they kinda called me in as I passed by. This is a dark Cafe Om type place. I pulled in and chose the best looking of the 4. I would say they were a 7/10, all with large (above average) sized breasts. We went straight into the back area where they had 3 small couches, separated away from each other for "privacy". There was no one else there so it was no big deal to me.

Sat down and was offered some beverage. The girl and I chatted for a few mins, just some small talk, then she asked me to pull down the pants as she did the same. She cleaned me up and began to ask how much for a BBBJ. I said 100k and she giggled. Ended up paying 300k for BBBJ, coffee and house fee. Without looking up in the forum, I can't remember if this is average or 100k high. But anyways that's what happened. Service was good, she took her time, I never felt rushed. Afterward she gave me a quick neck and back rub to and then I was on my way.

This place seems to stay open late. Not easy to find in that area or for a cafe om. They seem to usually close around 11-11:30 pm. This places had a good selection of girls (small shop but many girls), and service was pretty good. Nothing spectacular but also not bad either. That's always a plus here in VN. The street is dark, not much lighting, but this place is easy to see in the evening, as there isn't much around it. I added a photo of the general area of which it is in.