Stupid Shit in Brazil

Yes, well done. Vagabundo needs to update bubba boy's guide for prices, and will add your list. But send me or senor Nounce, Jimmyboy a pm and we can collaborate. Thanks for the good reporting.

[QUOTE=Sp1000;2983100]I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.

An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.

The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).

Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2983117]Yes, well done. Vagabundo needs to update bubba boy's guide for prices, and will add your list. But send me or senor Nounce, Jimmyboy a pm and we can collaborate. Thanks for the good reporting.[/QUOTE]Who is this Vagabundo guy you keep referring to? 🤪

[QUOTE=Balboa;2983224]Who is this Vagabundo guy you keep referring to? 🤪[/QUOTE]I was wondering about it so I googled it. I think in this context, it is a common technique used in literature. Ex: Julius Caesar wrote Commentarii de Bello Gallico as a third-person narrative.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2983455]I was wondering about it so I googled it. I think in this context, it is a common technique used in literature. Ex: Julius Caesar wrote Commentarii de Bello Gallico as a third-person narrative.[/QUOTE]LOL, you don't have to go that far.

[URL]https://youtu.be/zJgOKjq1zfM[/URL]

It must really be a slow news day if you are analyzing Vagabundo's literary style.

To wit, just look up Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer, and Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those two members of the Economist500 greatest books of all time have a child and the offspring is Vagabundo's posts on this site.

So, there you have it, South of the Tropic of Cancer, where the NATO treaty does not apply, Vagabundo is writing Fear and Loathing in Rio de Janeiro.

Last Friday, Vagabundo did a valentines day date with Anne Amari at Sheik Hotel. We fucked twice, and it was pretty good fucking all in, while watching youtube, dipping in the hidromassagem, and smoking ganja, hence the aforementioned Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas allusion (another big literary word, almost worth the price of the bitcoin). Maybe it was 30 minutes of fucking, maybe it was 20. Vagabundo paid 400 to her as he was feeling magnanimous, like Ceaser but really he knows he was just the fool in the room. He paid Sheik hotel in centro 140 or something like that for 4 hours with hidro. So, Cost per fuck per minute was way out of line with long term low averages that Vagabundo tries to achieve. But whatever, these are Reais, ie, fck you dollars. The Sony mini speaker that Senor Dreman brought for Vagabundo which he paid cash for in local currency boomed really well with the ganja in the hidro massagem, so there is that.

What is there to say that Vagabundo has not said before. Gentlemen now abed in England, thee must find something better to do than to analyze Vagabundo's scribblings.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2983455]I was wondering about it so I googled it. I think in this context, it is a common technique used in literature. Ex: Julius Caesar wrote Commentarii de Bello Gallico as a third-person narrative.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2983636]It must really be a slow news day if you are analyzing Vagabundo's literary style. [/QUOTE]Maybe because it is so extremely self-centred and rather boring? Mostly personal fucking, generally incoherent, and with little information value?

[QUOTE=Explorer69;2983823]Maybe because it is so extremely self-centred and rather boring? Mostly personal fucking, generally incoherent, and with little information value?[/QUOTE]In other words archetypal ISG narration.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2983636] just look up Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer, and Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those two members of the Economist500 greatest books of all time have a child and the offspring is Vagabundo's posts on this site.

So, Vagabundo is writing Fear and Loathing in Rio de Janeiro. [/QUOTE]Hey Vagabundo, you ever read Hunter Thompson's earlier novel, "The Rum Diary"? It is pretty good. They also made a movie of it starring, you guessed it, Johnny Depp & Amber Heard. Amber looks hot in the movie.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2984236]Oh, you know a trip must be close when The Cane starts to "manscape" his body![/QUOTE]I respond in this thread, it seems proper. You're reporting about your balls that only gets shaved when you travel to Brazil? Hygienic issues like this should be taken care of more regularly. The hair must have grown a lot during these seven years.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2984407]I respond in this thread, it seems proper. You're reporting about your balls that only gets shaved when you travel to Brazil? Hygienic issues like this should be taken care of more regularly. The hair must have grown a lot during these seven years.[/QUOTE]Hasn't been 7 years since my last trip to Brazil but 5 plus. For the foreseeable future I will be going to Brazil at least once a year. But thanks anyway for opining regarding my balls!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2984029]As for critics about my writing being too personal, I really only write for myself as an audience.[/QUOTE]If you really only wrote for yourself as an audience, then you would be satisfied writing in a personal diary, as I have suggested before that you do. But, the truth is that you don't write only for yourself. You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). And then you belittle the reports of others by saying it didn't happen if there aren't any pics. Interesting because I don't recall seeing too many pics lately to validate your own reports. I rarely read anything that you write anyway. Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do. But carry forth and monger bro! Do your thing. And I'm going to do mine. Going forward I will be taking at least one big trip a year to Brazil for the foreseeable future. And when I do my reports? They won't be just for an audience of one (me), but in the true spirit of this place, for the reading enjoyment and edification of the membership here. That's what this place is supposed to be about. The useful passing of information through the sharing of experiences. Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. Scroll tide!

The Carnivale starts shortly that I may or may not attend, prolly shell out about $USD600 to get a decent seat unless anyone knows a better / cheaper way. Fortunately my live in dupla keep me happy, I got them separate bedrooms for a bit of privacy and space, though usually one sleeps with me and often the other slides in to join, I suppose a sort of female rivalry for the attentions of man of the house. They adopt this rivalry in BJ's and how slutty they be. It's pretty insane banging one, legs high, ankles locked behind my back whilst the other one does very naughty things with my butt and ball sack slapping the girl underneath me, usually some slippy stuff and butt / ball massage as I bang away. It makes for some seriously intense moments, a huge grin, a sort of teenage wild spirit takes total possession, a whoop and wild, earth shattering orgasm thrusting and throbbing away, totally overcome in the moment. The girls always laugh at the putty I become under their soft little feminine charms.

These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughing, being extra productive at work and feeling really good. Two is the right number, they know my likes, they have fishnets, thigh highs, fuck me boots, delicate see through lingerie and dress up nicely and know ho to behave when we go out, one on each arm. Both are learning English. Other guys high-five me spontaneously and the married guys look all sad as their wife scolds them looking over at us. Even funnier going through airport security, lots of understanding smiles, the people of Brazil understand life is to be lived.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2984489]These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughing[/QUOTE]Are they any good in the kitchen? What are their typing / office skills like? Have they any marketable skills besides the obvious? Do they play the field? Do they do each other?

The better way is the samba school rehearsals in the 2 months leading to carnivale. Free. Closer to the girls, get their #. Credit to chcolateluvr for many in 2022 and caliboy for guiding to salgeuro last year.

As for the sambadrome, go once, but I can send you the pics.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2984489]The Carnivale starts shortly that I may or may not attend, prolly shell out about $USD600 to get a decent seat unless anyone knows a better / cheaper way. Fortunately my live in dupla keep me happy, I got them separate bedrooms for a bit of privacy and space, though usually one sleeps with me and often the other slides in to join, I suppose a sort of female rivalry for the attentions of man of the house. They adopt this rivalry in BJ's and how slutty they be. It's pretty insane banging one, legs high, ankles locked behind my back whilst the other one does very naughty things with my butt and ball sack slapping the girl underneath me, usually some slippy stuff and butt / ball massage as I bang away. It makes for some seriously intense moments, a huge grin, a sort of teenage wild spirit takes total possession, a whoop and wild, earth shattering orgasm thrusting and throbbing away, totally overcome in the moment. The girls always laugh at the putty I become under their soft little feminine charms.

These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughing, being extra productive at work and feeling really good. Two is the right number, they know my likes, they have fishnets, thigh highs, fuck me boots, delicate see through lingerie and dress up nicely and know ho to behave when we go out, one on each arm. Both are learning English. Other guys high-five me spontaneously and the married guys look all sad as their wife scolds them looking over at us. Even funnier going through airport security, lots of understanding smiles, the people of Brazil understand life is to be lived.[/QUOTE]

You're right.

Everyone should block me and only read your many thousands of accurate reports from the last 2 years.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2984419]If you really only wrote for yourself as an audience, then you would be satisfied writing in a personal diary, as I have suggested before that you do. But, the truth is that you don't write only for yourself. You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). And then you belittle the reports of others by saying it didn't happen if there aren't any pics. Interesting because I don't recall seeing too many pics lately to validate your own reports. I rarely read anything that you write anyway. Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do. But carry forth and monger bro! Do your thing. And I'm going to do mine. Going forward I will be taking at least one big trip a year to Brazil for the foreseeable future. And when I do my reports? They won't be just for an audience of one (me), but in the true spirit of this place, for the reading enjoyment and edification of the membership here. That's what this place is supposed to be about. The useful passing of information through the sharing of experiences. Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. Scroll tide![/QUOTE]