Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]This post is for real mongers; meaning those that will fuck anything that moves, anywhere, at the drop of a hat

She was out of that box so fast I honestly don't even remember seeing her get dressed. But I guess when yaba calls. By now it was getting dark. I got dressed and found my way back up the path to my bike and rode off into the sunset.[/QUOTE] The Title of the report should be " Believe It or Not". Different strokes for different guys! I need to rush to the loo. I'm feeling Queasy!

No personal innuendos; but Mr E., you must be desperate!

So only very bad looking girls over there?

Are they not allowed to reach the beach road?

Maybe there is the police doing some selection!

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]This post is for real mongers; meaning those that will fuck anything that moves,....I parked my motorbike in the grass ... I got dressed and found my way back up the path to my bike and rode off into the sunset.[/QUOTE]
Yeah that is like the docks in sihanoukville. Anyways your lucky it did not cost you 300.000 baht!! Very common to have your motorbike nicked, and never a trace to be found. your very lucky indeed!!!

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]
I didn't want her to stop sucking me but in order to get my 200 baht worth I had to try her out in mish and doggy. [/QUOTE]

Not so long ago I was suckered into purchasing a 180 baht ladies drink on Soi 8 so I appreciate a man who seeks and finds genuine value for money in Pattaya.

She's not quite the type you'd want to take back and introduce to the family, judging by her pic, but an experience no-doubt and a great report.

Thanks!

What an oustanding skank report. I hope you have been defuminigated by now, she has been treated for whatever she carries (that you, mercifully, may be spared of) and everything is hunky door. The things we do for love!
Her cum shot gave a pretty good idea of her degree of skankiness.
Not asking about hygienic standards, but her kitty looks inviting.

[QUOTE=Vittu]What an oustanding skank report. I hope you have been defuminigated by now, she has been treated for whatever she carries (that you, mercifully, may be spared of) and everything is hunky door. The things we do for love!
Her cum shot gave a pretty good idea of her degree of skankiness.
Not asking about hygienic standards, but her kitty looks inviting.[/QUOTE]

Now that's what they mean by "trickle down economics." Hope the clinic has something for that ___________________(fill in in about 3-days).

I think Mr. E deserves standing "O" for actually being able to get it up in such abject conditions.

I think my dick would have grown legs and run off by itself.

:eek:

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]I saw big tits today about 12:30 on Beach Road. I told her that I wanted her for short time later. However, she does not have a phone. It's 6pm now and I'm going to go see if I can find her again. If not, I will go hit one of the back woods girls for 200. I am supposed to meet my gf at Central Festival at 6:30 for bowling but I'm going to call and tell her to make it 7.[/QUOTE]

She's got a phone for sure. She called yesterday with one of those "sick buffalo and needs some money" stories that Thai girls tell. She didnt know you and thats maybe why she didnt give it to you. I'll ask her can I give her number to you.

WOW E. I like mongering with Beach Girls rather than go-go or MP girls because they are plainer and simpler but you went beyond even what I could do with this girl! Just looking at the sores on her face was enough to make me put on a condom just reading your report! God knows I hope you didnt BBBJ with this girl!

Damn. I've had some questionable fucks in my time but nothing that nasty.... at least, as far as I can remember.

One of the best. This guy is really true to the sport. Monger On!

[QUOTE=Undakovabrotha]One of the best. This guy is really true to the sport. Monger On![/QUOTE]The only thing I can think of to possibly out-do E-man is for somebody to eat her box w/pics. Any volunteers? Anyone?

Not that I'm crawling over people to get there, but where is this place? Must be on the far-end (north) of beach road. Is it somewhere north of holiday Inn? I saw some shacks around there I think.

Reminds me of the low dollar shacks in Pnom Penh. Gaps in the floor boards. No air circulation. Ya just have to love it.

Reminds me of the low dollar shacks in Pnom Penh. Gaps in the floor boards. No air circulation. Ya just have to love it.

The day before yesterday my friend took me to a salon that he goes to for hair and nails. The girl who runs the salon (who is a definite stunner by the way..tall and thin...and I don't even like thin ladies. She looked so good that I actually thought she was a ladyboy for the first 45 minutes) took us to a massage parlor that she likes. When I first walked in I saw one girl of my dreams. She gave me a foot massage and I told her that I would call her when she finished work so we could go out together. As usual I happened to be in some other things and did not call her.

Last night I went bowling with my Thai gf who works at the hotel I used to stay at. While we were bowling she told me that she thinks she is in love with another guy. I played the sad role but of course it was no problem for a player like me. When we finished bowling I tried to take her to her house but she said she wanted to take me out for drinks. She kept asking but I continued to decline thinking that I would be free to head down to Walking Street later. It was 10:15pm when I dropped her off.

I headed to the massage parlor from the day before in order to get a nice massage and a nap before it was time to go to Walking Street. To make a long story short the girl from the massage place ended up coming back to the apartment with me after the massage. 43 years old, but my type. She stayed until it was time for her to go to work this morning. Net Cost: 0 baht!