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May you unexpectedly find yourself in a shower
[QUOTE=MiamiBoy1;2734530]Gosh, if you want hot water stay in a nice hotel or apartment in a nice neighborhood. Don't expect all the bells and whistles paying under 3 bucks for a room. This topic should be moved to the stupid shit in MDE thread, no wonder mongers can't find useful info in all the clutter here.[/QUOTE]With an electric shower head heater, 220 V, and a short circuit, jajajajajajaaaaaa.
Now for the good stuff, fotos: All of the same chica, the amazing Purrfekt Piel. Besides having a damn-near purrfekt body and a sexual dynamo in bed, there is not a single tattoo or piercing anywhere on her lucious body. She has been a solid #5-7 on my List since its inception, and she never wavers.
I made a couple of very rare introductions (don't ask unless I have gotten to know you first) for her to mongering buddies of mine and they both said the same thing. "How can you possibly have five chicas above her"?
I have never bought her a phone and she charges me below FMV (Fair Market Value). Of all the chicas on my List, she is the easiest to get along with, never hassles me over anything. She is totally compliant sexually. For that reason, we go out on dates, more than any other chica on my List except for Numero Uno, Catgirl. I really do love Purrfekt Piel and I believe she loves me as well, and if she doesn't, she has me fooled and that's good enough for me, jajajaja.
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Yeah, water and electricity, a classic match-up
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2734557]Many years ago I was dating a chick in Costa Rica. I always stayed at her house. One morning I went to take a shower. The water was cold. I reached up and touched that thing and it shocked the shit out of me. I am pretty wary about touching those things with the water on these days. Adjust it to the winter setting before turning the water on and leave it alone. The less you open the water, the hotter it will be. That is if the shit is wired correctly.[/QUOTE]I am happy for you that you always stayed at her house. Saves money. Thanks for sharing that.
First time I saw an electric shower head heater, well maybe you read my prior post. I would've just as soon reached out and put my hand inside an alligator's open mouth. As I have observed over the years here, you do not always come across as the sharpest crayon in the box, jjajajajajajajaa.
Just to show you that we are capable of doing stupid things (except yours was dangerous) I had my two antique sports cars hooked up to battery tenders or trickle chargers while I was in Medellin this past trip.
One I hooked up wrong, reverse polarity, positive to negative and negative to positive, and fried the battery. The only other apperent damage so far is that the digital clock no longer works, jajajaja. I hope that is the extent of the damage done there.
There's more. I forgot my other car was hooked up to the battery tender and pulled out of my garage. When I returned home I had a "WTF" moment when my extension cord was strewn all over the driveway, jajajaja. Fortunately, no harm done there. So we all do stupid things, some are stupider and more dangerous than others.
I contend your mind is warped. Not in a perverted way, but in a "I have lost touch with normal reality" way if half of what you claim on here is true. Even though you and I are nothing alike, I have been told the same thing many times, that I am living in a seperate world, jajajaja. I readily admit that when I am in Medellin, it feels like an alternate universe to me, compared to here in Pussy Prison.
Non-random gratuitous fotos: Nine different chicas from Ground Zero (except for one) who I picked up in real time and took to Love Motels. All were clean, happy, pretty, sexy, and good performers for FMV (Fair Market Value) of a little more than one peso per minute.
A user here once sarcastically chided me by saying, "I guess your hunting skills at Ground Zero are better than others". I don't know about that but 95% of the time I can find chicas there like these. I banged two preggos on a day when users were posting here there were none at Ground Zero, and both were cute and good performers.
I responded to a PM earlier today about El Centro being a cool place to leave your chicas in the bedroom asleep at The Nutti, run across the street for a session or two at Ground Zero in a love motel, then back to The Nutti for more fun. Not hard to average 4. 3 chicas per day doing stuff like that. Asti Out.
Two Water Valves Which One Do You Turn A Barrio Girls Dilemma
[QUOTE=NilAdmirari;2734564]Actually, for those many Medellin BMs (who, unlike you, if I recall rightly from previous posts) regularly, or just from time-to-time, visit the lower-end casas, spas, clubs, and short-time, love hotels, the availability of hot water with their bargain-basement dalliance can be of legit interest--and a quite reasonable and diverting topic for a half-day or so of interchange on this thread. Speaking for myself, it had not occurred to me before reading a couple of the recent posts, that the use of electronic (often jerry-rigged) shower heads may explain why, in the same casa, one can find hot water in one room and not the next, or on one day, and not on the following. A little "Aha" moment of epiphany on an otherwise slow Sunday morning. And useful info to boot.[/QUOTE]Seeing that we are on the subject of "hot showers". I was in a Love Motel in Centro today that actually had a rainfall showerhead in it with an external water heating system. I had my Chica shower first, and when she stepped out I asked if there was hot water. And she said yes, very hot, in fact to hot.
This may sound odd, but she didn't know how to adjust the temperature by turning on the cold water as well. Still may seem odd to some, but the majority of Colombians don't have hot water as has been noted here, let alone the heated shower head types being discussed here as well.
So my Chica did not know that she could adjust the water temperature, meaning instead of one valve to turn on the shower, meaning the water is either on or off, versus having both a hot and cold water valve to turn the water on and adjust the temperature.
It's one thing to have hot water, but imagine having it, and not knowing how to use it meaning adjusting the temperature.
What threw her for a curve was that there were two water valves, one hot and one cold, which she was not accustomed to.
Regardless, she figured it out though when showering afterwards getting all my jizz off of her.
I didn't feel stressed at all
[QUOTE=UniversalX;2734795]I didn't mean a literal list. Just a I stayed here, and hot water was available. Was not trying to stress the forum out. LOL.
Thanks everyone back to posting Mongering Escapades.[/QUOTE]I know you were joking about "stressing the forum" but let me check. Were you feeling stressed Smurfer Dude? Null Admiral? MoJo? Clueless? Mr. Interstate? MiamiToy? Maybe that last guy a little bit stressed but I am confident he recovered. I am afraid you may have a slightly exaggerated since of self-importance. I know exactly how that feels, jaja.
Status quo around here, someone brings up a topic but then it takes on a life of its own, for better or worse. The original poster is often just a springboard, sort of like an inanimate carbon rod of Simpsons fame.
I often thrown in several fotos in my responses simply for the value of gratuitous sex.
As you can see here and now, I will flog a dead horse into dog meat. I am known for that and that won't change.
I'd have to say you still missed the point somewhat. List or not, as soon you as post you experience, and then the next guy goes "there" and finds the opposite, which I promise you will happen, all you have done is created an expectation followed by disappointment. All unhappiness is preceded by desire, according to Buddha. Things change in Colombia more often than most places I have been to in the world. But anyone who wants to post about whether or not their shower had hot water last night is free to do so, obviously.
Which brings me to my second point. A much more valuable attribute that will keep a mongerer happy in Medellin in general is not "complaining" or focusing on the "lack" of something that is normal for eighty percent of the population, but instead be flexible and adapt. Dare I suggest "accept" that hot water will not always be available and (gasp) re-condition your brain into thinking that this does not preclude having a good time. Be pleasantly surprised when you do get the hot water that appears to be so important to you and others.
With or without your permission, the board will Keep On Keepin' On. Try not to get electrocuted by a shower head and you should do fine. Jajaja.
Electric Hot Water Shower Heads In Centro Love Motels
[QUOTE=UniversalX;2734795]Thanks for those who posted positive constructive comments.
Electric Shower Head. Something to look for and knowledge to adjust settings.[/QUOTE]I've never seen an electric hot water shower head in a Centro Love Motel.
I haven't been in all of the Love Motels, but have never seen one which I suspect is for many reasons, such as patrons getting electrocuted.
And I could easily see this happening.
I've heard of people dying in Love Motels, but not by electrocution.
Threesomes in Casas. Few Questions
Folks,
Couple of quick questions:
1. Are threesomes usually available in casas?
2. Do casas offer any discount for two ladies for example but one get one free. LOL just kidding. May be something like 100 K for two?
3. Does anyone have any reccs for truly bi or lesbo SWs?
Often Threesomes are duds but once in a while you hit the jackpot. I would love to know what the experienced mongers have to say about this possibility in casas or even with centro girls.
All this talk about hot water, what about Air Conditioning
Has anyone found a short term hotel room in Centro or even a casa with air conditioning. I hate sweating my ass off and overheating.
[QUOTE=Surfer500;2734863]I've never seen an electric hot water shower head in a Centro Love Motel.
I haven't been in all of the Love Motels, but have never seen one which I suspect is for many reasons, such as patrons getting electrocuted.
And I could easily see this happening.
I've heard of people dying in Love Motels, but not by electrocution.[/QUOTE]
