We got your straightforward right here, pal.
[quote=maninthestan]
in a lot of countries they have weird procedures on making contact and settling terms.
i just like to know if things are straightforward.
[/quote]
making contact and terms?
by the time you walk from the door to the bar, at least 50 prostitutes have already sized you up to determine what's in your wallet, and by the time you take the first sip on your beer, at least 10 tramps have already approached you to give you the official rp welcome;
"come on, let's go! davai!!!
what you wait for? we must go now, you take me. yes?
you are here ookra-ina, and you are the pennis for seks.
no? thees ees boat, seks boat!
i am ho, you are koostomer, now geeve me munny!!
hurry up you stoopeed leetle man, geeve me munny now!
why you don't wont me, you are gay boy or someting??
fock you, you are loser!
my name??
who cares my name!
my name is, geeve me munny!!"
is that smooth enough for you?
you want more?
sure.
"how much?
sure, i am most beautiful girls in ukraine, but i give you best price because you are such handsome man!
only 500 euro for 1 hour.
what for 1 hour?
i go to shower alone for 30 minute.
then i smoke for 15 minute.
then i give fantastic blow jobs with gondon for 20 seconds.
then great sex for 2 minutes, its enough!
i am too busy, but its the best 2 minutes of your life!
then my husband calls me to say, get the fuck out of there immediately.
then i go, back to river place, to rob, i mean service, next idiot.
ok, you understand, let's go."
so make sure you go there every night, and have a great trip in ukraine.
Ire Shmire! You can't raise what I ain't gots!
[quote=maninthestan]
bez, i'm sorry to have raised your ire.
i did deserve it.
[/quote]
congratualtions manstains!!
the only thing you deserved, is the realization that you've been grotesquely punk'd.
you raised no ire in me son, i've been ire-free since age 8 when i had an emergency ire-ectomy.
god help y'all, will anybody here ever stop over-reacting/taking me serious? its all just breakin' balls!
surprise!! i have never meant anything i wrote, every last word all 100% pure soft warm dog [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url].
yeesh, don't you even know the translation of bez bezarra, is russian for, "eh......, fuggeda-bowdit!"