Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Smartbuy]Hi Fellow Mongers

Should I spend more quality time in Pattaya, and skip toying with a Cambodian excursion this December?

From the Cambodian forum, i think the place has gone to the dogs and should be given a wide berth. I was interested in SR, but airfares are a ripoff, and there is a crackdown in Cambodia & attitude there has soured as well. Don't think I can combine sightseeing with sexable company. Too hard - so no money for them.

I believe optimum strategy is to do Pattaya, not be in it Dec 20-31 but head over to Indonesia , as last years Patts forum suggested prices doubled about then. Screw that. If Patts hotels are emptier, its because is is not the only show in town.[/QUOTE]

Pattaya is THE place man....its like the wall street of mongering....others only try to copy or catch up with Pattaya...it always good to try new things in mongering...yet the well established places are hard to beat...like most agree that vietnamese girls are the best yet Vietnam is yet to make a mark on mongering rader...its a combination of variety of things that make Thailand what it is today.

Kudos to Thai King for not listening to western moral church brigade who threaten to cut aid if sleaze goes on...its the same sh**t happening in PH too...look we may hate what king does...but one thing he does right is not listen to any moral brigades.

Price don't double in Pattaya...we lack research...i was dot at the X'mas and new years...and i had plenty of option to go with girls and bars who were offering normal rates...only hotels have increased their prices but by not much...they advertise the price way ahead of time.

Common, you are lucky if you can go on xmas and new years the place rocks

[QUOTE=Majestic1967]Hi,

I'm going to Pattaya for the first time on September 24 thru October 8. need to know where in Pattaya I could stock up on condoms and Cialis. Or anything similar to Cialis. Please give me a hand with this little problem.

Thank You.[/QUOTE]

Its easy go to any pharmacy they mostly have cialis and condoms..if they say bring DOC receipt..play dump foreigner and they will tell you to bring next time...however there has been a crack down recently on cialis etc check out few pharmacies mostly smaller ones..they should have a stock

[QUOTE=Starchild2012]...like most agree that vietnamese girls are the best yet Vietnam is yet to make a mark on mongering rader...[/QUOTE]'Most' don't agree on anything of the sort. Certainly Vietnamese girls have their adherents. But then so do Chinese girls, Indonesians, Thais, Filipinas, and a few others too. And the longer you're in Asia the more you come to appreciate each of them.

Oh, and Vietnam has more than made its mark in our hobby, first pre-1975, and then again in the '90s. Unfortunately it's been going downhill for a while now, mainly due to the fact that the economy is growing so fast that the girls have other opportunities and mongering is getting expensive. You can still do very well there, but it usually takes some insider knowledge and language.

[QUOTE=Amjeck]The 1200 and 1500 quotes were from soi6 bargirls for LT?

BEER BARS (not soi6) (18-21yo market):
I recently had one beer bar girl quote me 1500 ST and another 2000ST. Both were young an cute, but neither would budge on price. I've found that most beer bar girls will gladly go for 1000ST, but not so many will go for 500-700 anymore.[/QUOTE]Amjeck,

Yes I have girl that quote me that too just move on only dumb ass newbie will paid that kind of price ,some girl will quote a high price because they don't want to be barfine ,they want to pick their customer the hot one will do that .

Fast eddie 48

[QUOTE=Popper1] decided to go for the Pattaya 200. 300 baht experience. However, to me this a test of manhood which, just like slaying dragons, must pass.
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FANTASTIC!!!! I visit Pattaya only for the barely barely legal super hotties fresh of the bus, but heh .... to each his own. While this is was beyond what I would want to experience, but the shots, and the commetary was stellar and hilarious ....worthy of "60min" report

[QUOTE=Travel Fox]This was circa 5 years ago..am shocked she is still at it...[/QUOTE]
PLEASE dig up more!!!!!

[QUOTE=Popper1]This my first posting with pictures. Hope it turns out OK. Jackson, you the man!

From the readings of this forum, and always up for a challenge, decided to go for the Pattaya 200. 300 baht experience. At present have experienced the cheap charlie. Santos Street of AC. Which was good but now getting a bit expensive as is all of AC; BasketBall Court of Cebu which was awesome; and that place which name I forgot (help me guys) in Surabaya which was triple awesome.

Wanted to experience this place which not for the faint of heart. Perhaps for a bit of bragging rights. Spoke to some friends here who have lived Pattaya for over 5 years, and none ever heard of this place.

To the beginning. Woke up. Ate good breakfast. Now, my hotel is in South Pattaya, and I left about noon. Heat of the day. This is the rainy season and it rains constantly. Walked there. For those who do not know how to get there, go entrance of Walking Street from Beach Road. Keep walking until WS ends. Past Tony's, past that whole newer area. Continue on the main road, again. There is that go-kart racing thing on the left. Small street on the right, and recall it on a slight incline. Go.

When got there was pretty sweaty. Immediately saw three gals to the left. None were spring chickens, that's certain. However, to me this a test of manhood which, just like slaying dragons, must pass.

Of the three, chose the best one there, which was just barely passable. They offered me a threesome or foursome. Ummmmm, tempting but no thanks. OK, time for pictures. Here my walk to paradise (pic-01). On my way to my personal "chateau" you can see the fancy decors of nearby hotels (pics-02 and 03). Next (pic 04 and 05) you can see my cinderella opening and entering our personal love castle.

Pic-07 is inside the suite. As you can see, rather spartan. Thankfully nothing to get in the way, as electricity, water, AC, lights, or even room to stand up straight. To hinder the [b]love experience[/b]. Now, keep in mind that it was extremely hot and humid outside. Inside it was an absolute oven.

While the entire castle was rocking, I was in complete sweat. Seriously. I mean, it was like running a marathon in 90 degree heat. And how I lasted to the end is a complete mystery. However, I Popper did run that marathon and to completion. And I even won the race.

At the end the condom has to be properly disposed of. As pictures 08 and 09, there were many holes in the floor of the chateau used for this purpose. Think mine is one of them in picture 9.

Since my first time there, gave her a generous 300 baht, knowing full well that 200 would have sufficed. She also took one of my unused Durex condoms for a tip, so if one of do yous take her and use a durex with a blue wrapper, it's mine. So hope you enjoy it.

Heading back I walked up the rest of that street. Guess there were 10. 15 gals there. None looked that great. Pic 10 you can see a gal standing near a van. Others just sitting around and wanted me to join them. Think you just take them in the woods or something. Suspect it no where near the decor I had.

Walking back, desperately needed a shower. The humidity was terrible and it soon began to rain. Then thunder. Once back in hotel may have spent about an hour in the shower. Yes, I am proud to have done it. And no, am not planning to do it again.

Hope you enjoyed my report.

Popper[/QUOTE]Love these type of down and dirty Reports. Walking on the low side can be a ton of fun actually from time to time. Please do keep these coming.

[QUOTE=Smartbuy]Hi Fellow Mongers

Should I spend more quality time in Pattaya, and skip toying with a Cambodian excursion this December?

From the Cambodian forum, i think the place has gone to the dogs and should be given a wide berth. I was interested in SR, but airfares are a ripoff, and there is a crackdown in Cambodia & attitude there has soured as well. Don't think I can combine sightseeing with sexable company. Too hard - so no money for them.

I believe optimum strategy is to do Pattaya, not be in it Dec 20-31 but head over to Indonesia , as last years Patts forum suggested prices doubled about then. Screw that. If Patts hotels are emptier, its because is is not the only show in town.[/QUOTE]

I'm in the same boat. I'm going to Pattaya in Dec too and I was planning on 7 - 10 days in Cambodia. I want to see Angkor and I'd like to go to Snooky. But, between the inflated prices for a plane ticket and recent reports I'm starting to think about doing something else. I'm not sure what, maybe I'll look into Indonesia too - never been there.

[QUOTE=Travel Fox]This was circa 5 years ago...

Disposable camera and lots of love...

I think she lost a little in the breast dept. Not sure if she is on something or just the natural process of getting older. I am shocked she is still at it...[/QUOTE]

Wow! I hooked up with her when I was there in Feb. I can't believe she's been there that long! I got her number but didn't end up seeing her until the morning I was leaving. She was really good and I was kind of pissed I hadn't called her sooner. The only thing I didn't like was that when I gave her 500 after she insisted on a tip - said because I came on her face I needed to give her more. I think I gave her another 1 or 2 hundred. I was leaving anyway, but I didn't appreciate her insistent attitude. She was great up until then though.

I remember I had her name written down as 'Kwant'. I might have screwed that up though.

[QUOTE= Undakovabrotha]I live for these types of reports. Monger on![/QUOTE]Thanks. Surprised not nominated as [u]Report of Distinction[/u].

[QUOTE= Bumholes1]Wonderful service every time - which you cannot always guarantee from a beer bar![/QUOTE]Actually, Have been going to Pattaya now since figure 1998/9, and for past five years never pay bar fines. Far better performance, and no mandatory LD, BF, or rest of the hardcore sales crapola. As the saying goes, bar fines are for tourists and suckers.

[QUOTE= Ekspat]Maybe Dolly's?[/QUOTE]Yea, that's the place. Awesome. Just don't go there at night. Could be dangerous. Just love those islands.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]Great report Popper. I was too shy to bring my camera out while I was in the open like you did. I'm like you. Once was enough to say that I have done it. For now I will stick with the discos and Beach Road until some new Cheap Charlie location pops up.[/QUOTE]Thx Mr. E. From you this means a lot.

BTW: My "camera" is a Sony-Errikson flip-phone which I bought used back in 2007/8 for 1200 baht, and then two or three years old. Got it at Big C, upper floors which are labeled "Cheap Charlie Special". I refuse to waste good cash on any cell phone, esp when they all do the same thing.

Besides, no self respecting bar girl would even consider stealing it.

[QUOTE=Hummer Bird]FANTASTIC!!!! I visit Pattaya only for the barely barely legal super hotties fresh of the bus, but heh .... to each his own. While this is was beyond what I would want to experience, but the shots, and the commetary was stellar and hilarious ....worthy of "60min" report[/QUOTE]Yea, but anyone can do that.

Popper
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"All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be."

-- Pink Floyd

Now I live in Bangkok it wasn't going to be long before I decided to visit Pattaya to see what all the fuss is about. So on Friday after work I had a car to take me the shortish journey by motorway in 2hours. Would have been quicker but the storms caused so many crashes on route that there were many hold ups.

I stayed at the Baywalk residence – had reasonable reputation on here and also was only 1000THB on Agoda. The room as I expected was basic with a dark ugly bathroom but it was clean and being on Beach Road 2 mins from Walking St it had location on its side.

Wanted to explore some beer bars first so turned right and walked up past Mikes keeping my eye on the other side of beach road. Met an American guy Tom who wanted to tell me about his previous night and then when we bumped into each other next bar seemed obvious to stay together. Went to beer bars past soi13 the girls not great but there were odd muay fights with 6 year olds!

Finally into Walking Street – went to beer bars just inside on the right (Simon's bars?) had a few good contacts but my new friend wanted to explore further in. He didn't quite understand difference between go-go and beer bar so took him into Peppermint which was heaving – just bodies everywhere and of course a few who wanted to land on us and ask for drinks. Tom was keen but not keen enough.

I tried to find X Zone but my map let me down so we went back to earlier bar – I barfined the cutey I had played with before – Siriya – 300bf+2000 for LT. A very good evening and morning – touch of the GFE about her. Great English and unusually from Chang Mai not Isaan.

Saturday was grey and I realized that sitting on the beach was not an option so bit of shopping then lunch and beers at beer garden before an afternoon kip. Wandered round looking for good looking massage option – found one went for the hour aroma (280 instead of 400+ in Bangkok another example of Pattaya being cheaper) let her tug away for awhile but didn't want a finish saved it for the evening.

Got baht bus round to soi 6 but nothing interesting there so wandered down had dinner at very expensive Hard Rock before next bus to Walking – couple of beers in one of the bars by beer garden then kept going down and went to Baccara very bored looking girls and tonight on my own found X Zone – I was only punter and was quickly moved to a stage area to "play" with 2 of the girls – obviously the banana/fist thing is a routine but interesting given that they do it with no guarantee of money at the end. They asked about short time but while I enjoyed the moment there is something off-putting about then fucking a girl who has done this act with so many blokes – illogical I know.

Back up Walking then made a classic error – 3 weeks since I arrived in Bangkok and there in front of me were East European blondes of the sort I know from Tallinn/Krakow/Berlin and even London. I am referring of course to Ladys Shadow.

I know many of you are groaning "don't do it" but I did – my drink 300 her drink 600! Then private dance 2000 – so why? Well apart from the delight of something different (like eating McDs after weeks of Tom Yung) I wanted to see the etiquette – how did it work? I knew from the price list it was a rip off compared to anywhere else in town but I was intrigued. For what it's worth (and for 2000 it was worth a lot) the dance was as good as many normal lap dances I've had in my time (and of course 2 songs in London would be 40quid or 2000 baht anyway) with touching and she paid a fair degree of attention to my bits – didn't ask about taking her out but does anyone know the bar fine and ST/LT prices?

Out of Walking to get more money then up to Penthouse to see Kitten/Obsessions. But made decision to find a girl on Beach Road – 5 mins later one was in my room doing very passable OWO with CIM. 500THB.

Finally Sunday morning sun came out – hour by the pool before trying to check out – the thieving gits claimed I had a beer from the fridge which I didn't but they deducted 60 from my deposit anyway – left a bad taste and just why do they bother – what happened to customer being right? But gentlemen watch yourselves if you do book the Baywalk (meant to say as well the brekkie was dreadful) think they have a sequence of scams if they do that over 60baht!

Baht bus to the Bangkok bus station and very quick journey back to Mo Chit for 120THB real bargain!

Still so many bits to explore but after the last few days will be paying far more attention to the Pattaya section of the forum and will go back very soon.

[QUOTE=Methos]I remember I had her name written down as 'Kwant'. I might have screwed that up though.[/QUOTE]When I originally asked her name I heard Kwan. So I kept repeating "Kwan" aloud when we were together as not to forget it. if it was not Kwan then she never corrected me. Showdown is more familiar with her so maybe he can tell us for certain.

Couple of days before me and one of my travel companion arrived at 11.00p.m. after a long traveling from Chiangmai by bus. We were decided will stay at Hotel Penthouse and skipped any prior hotel booking. We were gladly obliged by the hotel reception when we asked to visit the rooms before we confirm. On the way to the rooms my companion started to made comments:

“It’s a tree house”

Any way we continued our visits +1000b and +1,300b rooms. Mirrors, lightings, Straps, dancing poles nothing impressed to my friend. In front of the reception counter we decided not to get any room here.

“Rooms are dirty” – the comment of my travel mate.

So we started our walk to find an Internet café to book our room in convenient place. Finally we find our room at “Estinny Inn” on Soi 8, and finished our booking by Agoada. We both were hungry as hell and decided to keep our baggage at the café and our request was gladly obliged by the café. We went out to get our eateries and we felt to have couple of drinks also. So far on our knowledge the Cafes in Thailand usually keeps open for 24hrs. So with relax at 2.00 a.m. we arrived at café and surprisingly found closed. What the hell ! We were seeing our belongs through curtain but finally we find no way to have up of those.

It was raining with cats and dogs and we two stupid started our walk to our hotel without our baggage. When we arrived at our hotel on soi 8 and entered in our room it was 4.00 am.

We were soaking wet and never complained to each other.

I don't understand the purpose of your post? First, you tell us you didn't like the hotel you went to. (You hadn't even booked one ahead of time)? Then you leave your luggage at an internet cafe? (You were lucky your luggage was even there the next day!)

So you book another hotel but didn't go check in at the hotel at midnight or so? Then you go out and eat and drink (you saw a couple of drinks?) so I'm assuming this might have taken two hours maybe? Then you return at 2 am! And you are surprised the internet cafe is closed in Pattaya?

And then apparently you walk for two hours arriving at 4 am at your hotel in the rain? No taxi or baht bus?

And what is the purpose of your post? To warn us that it helps to think a bit before doing dumb things?

[QUOTE=Mua Tur]Couple of days before me and one of my travel companion arrived at 11.00p.m. after a long traveling from Chiangmai by bus. We were decided will stay at Hotel Penthouse and skipped any prior hotel booking. We were gladly obliged by the hotel reception when we asked to visit the rooms before we confirm. On the way to the rooms my companion started to made comments:

“It’s a tree house”

Any way we continued our visits +1000b and +1,300b rooms. Mirrors, lightings, Straps, dancing poles nothing impressed to my friend. In front of the reception counter we decided not to get any room here.

“Rooms are dirty” – the comment of my travel mate.

So we started our walk to find an Internet café to book our room in convenient place. Finally we find our room at “Estinny Inn” on Soi 8, and finished our booking by Agoada. We both were hungry as hell and decided to keep our baggage at the café and our request was gladly obliged by the café. We went out to get our eateries and we felt to have couple of drinks also. So far on our knowledge the Cafes in Thailand usually keeps open for 24hrs. So with relax at 2.00 a.m. we arrived at café and surprisingly found closed. What the hell ! We were seeing our belongs through curtain but finally we find no way to have up of those.

It was raining with cats and dogs and we two stupid started our walk to our hotel without our baggage. When we arrived at our hotel on soi 8 and entered in our room it was 4.00 am.

We were soaking wet and never complained to each other.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]When I originally asked her name I heard Kwan. So I kept repeating "Kwan" aloud when we were together as not to forget it. if it was not Kwan then she never corrected me. Showdown is more familiar with her so maybe he can tell us for certain.[/QUOTE]

Looking through my phone I have her name written down as Kwang. Thats what I call her.