April 2024 - A week in BKK report
April 2024 - During my visit to BKK, I've tested the following:
THERMAE:
I went there 3 times, for the fun only.
There are dozens of posts on the subject, no need to add more. Girls are from 3 to 6 in my dickmeter, maybe one or two 7 but not more. All the smiles turned towards the Koreans, the Japanese. I have only been attracted by a lovely 6 but she has refused (Nota, I'm in the 50's, not fat, no grey hairs, I can still fuck without paying. But I am not Japanese or Korean.
If you go alone, spot another solo farang; the exchanges are always nice. Met an Englishman passing through the first night, before being joined by a German who lives in BKK. After two drinks there watching the surrounding circus (position yourself in the center of the large roll and watch, it is entertaining), we accompanied the German to Soi Cowboy's Crazy Horse, had a beer, and ended the evening without consuming.
Verdict if you're alone:
Thermae: worth it.
Crazy horse: uninteresting unless with friends.
KHAO SAN ROAD.
WTF. No comment. Giant noisy weedy mess. Even Grab send you a message before your pick up to go back hotel "dammage to the car can be subject to charge. Be polite with the driver". Nowhere else in BKK I've received such txt.
KAPOO CLUB:
So for those even more clueless than me, a Kapoo is a bit like a university street food stall. But in such case the food has a pussy. A brothel for Thais (which means Google Translate is the only friend of the punter lost in the suburbs). Indeed it's cheap, it's fresh, it's out of the way but it's not very good.
Kapoo is not easy to find, neither for contact, other dedicated forums or Tg channels provide directories with contacts via Line, nor for getting there (several kilometers from the center).
Once contact is established, they send you the lineup of the day with prices, measurements, etc.
Of course, Photoshop is brothel best friend but being a novice doesn't mean being an idiot, we're not surprised that a model costs 1700 baht per hour. We understand each other.
In short, among the 3 clubs with established contacts, a price range of 1700 to 3400 baht per hour, I chose to try the extreme. The cheapest.
Arriving on the spot, greeted in what resembles an office reception. Counter, receptionist, sofa. Not a word of English. Not one, nothing.
The guy call a girl who thinks she speaks a little which allows me to see that Photoshop is super strong. She went from rank 5 with the photo to 3 in real life. Nevermind, I continue and choose the two level 6 available hoping for a 4 .
Price announced: 1700 for B2 be and 2850 for full service.
After a while, they push me a little to choose. Still looking on their phone. One of the 3 or 4 available.
I discover the girl. Fresh.
Arrived in the room, I hesitate to ask her not to turn on the air conditioning to push the vice of the Macao or Taiwan revival of the last century.
Shower time. She washes me then asks me to go to bed. There, she also washes herself and, although she has already washed from the previous client. Which I will later find out. She saves time. It takes more time to wash a girl who is 1 m60 and 40 kg than a farang of 90 kg.
She joins me, I'll spare you the details but the same expected codes: Massage, then tongue tours around my nipples with moans that make it clear how good my breasts can be for girls, she loves it and moans as if she comes (the moment is ridiculous). Covered blowjob then she grabs her phone to type: Sex 1500 baht. I just negotiate it down to 1000 just so that at least the total doesn't cost me more than if I had chosen the set menu at the entrance. The extra is, for the room and the girl, disproportionate, but I don't feel like bargaining and I'm rather glad the money goes directly to her.
End of operations, shower again and goodbye.
Verdict:
- Is it worth doing? Yes, for those who like to step out of their comfort zone, luxury.
- Is it worth redoing? For me, no. The efforts don't match the sensations. It's a quick, tasteless affair, therefore uninteresting.
Ah last: 45 minutes, I did not request to go up to the hour.
MIXX - 2 visits.
Friday evening - 250 baths entrance fee including a drink. Arrived at 1 am, it's the best time. Interacted with a Frenchman and an American who are regulars.
100% of the girls are pros (even the few Westerners present were pros with a fat Russian). It is a Dubai atmosphere without the Russian girls though. So if you like girls a bit vulgar then Mixx is for you. Little refinement. No attraction that night so did nothing.
Saturday night - 350 baht, . 100 more vs yesterday "because it's Saturday".
I was immediately drawn to a non-eastern girl, whi comes from. The far East. Of Russia: Siberia. As nothing's better than a Russian girl for me, there's no doubt she'll be my girl. To prevent any risk of a breakup, I decide not to negotiate and immediately agree 7 k baht for 1 hour. (For those who want to comment on the stratospheric price for Bangkok, you can, but I don't care. 180/200 $ is 30%/50% cheaper than in Europe for the same Level 7/8, and it's okay for me.) My choice was confirmed when she ordered her drink: a beer. She did not take advantage of my pre-agreement. Fair.
The girl is a real occasional who only does this during vacations. True or not, it doesn't matter. She was sweet, hot, had a perfect body, and a lovely face. With only one weak point: Not blonde. Nobody's. Especially not the Russians. Perfect.
THAI FRIENDLY.
I honestly do not understand all complains I have read from guys who are not satisfied. The rules of the games are simple:
1- Pay for a premium access.
2- don't bother making plan in advance (if you look for ST). The girls of today will not be there in a week or two.
3- Filter: Nearby X kms + Women (or Tgirl if that's your choice) + Online.
4- Go and send several "Hi", nothing more. To harvest, one must sow broadcast.
5- Turn off the app (notification ON), and when the fish is here, go back.
6- Ask "freelance?" and if the answer is positive, ask immediately her Line and keep on chatting via Line.
7- do what you want.
Usually, girls propositions are from 2 to 5 K baths for a ST 2 hours. But taking into consideration the contract is "2 hours or 1 shoot", the real time depends on you.
Anyway, I had 2 meetings in my room, ok and one amazing ewperience: A threesome with a 26 why (Level 9) girl + her husband 50 why old. It was their first experience so not a PSE meeting but a surprising one for. 0 baths.
So then, do no throw away TF as option IMHO, just be prepared to spend time and pay attention, my tips: if the online pic looks to nice to be true maybe indeed it is not True + if only 1 pic, swipe. They can have 1 or 2 pics really attractive and when you see others, it is less the case.
That is the end for me and sorry if it was too long.
I do not know what I missed as it remains for me 2 nights here? Maybe a visit to soapy massage or Gent Club. Or maybe if I can ask for an advise? I am looking for a luxury place (like a Gclub or Soapy parlour) where I can find model girl for a GOOD and real oil massage before boumboum. AMOF, the famous soapy places are much more concentrated on the sensual soapy and sex, more than real massage. Not my taste.
Take care and enjoy.