I strongly agree! On the part about the Penguin from Batman
[QUOTE=TomJones06;2916983]Hello all, I am currently In the land of smiles, the land of milk and honey, the Adult Disney World, or so I thought. A bit of backstory: I'm 36, blk, US Navy Sailor, and two years away from retirement. Before heading my final command, I decided to spend my transfer leave looking at different areas of the Philippines and Thailand for pote, ntial landing situations post retirement. I also figured ID kill two birds with one stone and get a little action in. After a successful week in Manila touring condos in Makati and BGC, and having to beat the ladies off with a stick, I made my way to Bangkok. First day was spent getting a signature spring massage at spring spa. Great deep massage from a portly old lady. I then toured a few apartments and dropped by Lolitas on soi 8. The girl was cute enough, but she failed to get the ole trouser snake to spit (I blame the young lady in Manila who went to town on me the previous evening.) I Called it a day after dinner and hit the room. The next day (yesterday) I toured more condos and did a tour of what Arun, lovely place, loved the history. Last night is where things got a bit sour. I'm staying on soi 11, so I decided to check out thermae. Now I'm not conceited, but I do consider myself to be a conventionally attractive individual. 5'11,230 lbs, muscular, with a six pack of and and well groomed / dressed. Also, from what I've been told, a very nice smile. I have never had an issue with the ladies in the you. S, or otherwise. Until last night. I got a beer and made a lap around the room and you would have thought I had a face tattoo that said AIDS on my forehead! Not a single lady in the room would even meet my gaze. I grabbed a second beer and talked to an older guy in a corner who told me to come back later as there would be more talent after 11 pm. I decided to walk the Sois and see what I could find. It was a bit wet out last night, but the streets were still packed. I think I discovered a cheat code on how to spot a ladyboy! As I was walking the ladyboys who were obviously ladyboys all tried grabbing me and, or called me sexy as I walked by. Not going to lie, this gave my ego a bit of the boost it needed, but I like girl butt. Unfortunately, the actual women freelancers standing on the streets wouldn't even meet my eye. Not even the African chicks! (One African chick did grab my arm, but I'm not convinced she wasn't a dude. Hard pass.) Ok, so at this point my feelings are hurt. It's honestly not the first time in my life I've been in a similar situation, but getting turned down by hookers kinda stings a little. My feelings were hurt. I made my way back to thermae and the place was way more packed with women, but again, not a single one would even look at me. I sat down and just looked around and a fuckin geriatric, balding Asian guy was getting blinded by the beaming smiles as he passed, WTF?! I'm not dumb, I get it. Who wants a big black guy with stamina when you can have an old guy who may not even rise to the occasion. I know this, but damn, not a SINGLE option for me?! I leave for the second time and make my way back to the room. I make it a point to smile at every single chick I pass on the streets and again, I'm treated like a fuckin lepur. I remember my first port visit to Pattaya beach back in 07 like it was yesterday. I was serenaded with calls of chocolate man, so sexy, and I had no shortage of ladies ready and willing to take me on. My how times have changed. I could have probably had some luck at Nana plaza, but I don't really drink like that and I'm not too keen on paying that kind of money when I'll be back In the Philippines this weekend where it's either free, or very cheap. I guess the moral to this story is if you are a relatively young, fit black guy in Bangkok, you may be in for a bad time. Not sure if the same applies to young white guys because I ddn't see very many out last night. If you're Asian, or I shit you not, a white guy who looks like the penguin from Batman returns in a fuckin mobility scooter, you will be a kid in a candy store.[/QUOTE]That's what I've been saying for literally years now TomJones, and I thank you for saying it too. Only in places like Thailand, where if you are old and look like Danny Devito can you get sex, paid or otherwise. I'm thankful that places like this exist, or I'd never be able to get laid. Ever. Cause I'm too ugly, and now I'm also very old. I thank Baphomet that I had a chance to go to Thailand couple times to fuck chicks, just by giving them some cash. It ain't just me either. You can be an ancient old farang, and ugly as shit, the Thai chicks will flock over to you and be all over you like you're some of kpop star just cause you're a white guy. A super old, decrepit, ugly white guy. It ain't about the cash or whatever, it's all about the status that apparently being with farangs confer. Even with the super old, ugly Danny Devito looking ones. Go figure.