FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Scrambledeggs;1502739]Wondering whether there is any way I can find out what girls are working when I am there, or preferably (if possible) try and make a booking?[/QUOTE]Whatever might be theoretically possible is on a practical level close to impossible. Even the front desk does not really know who is in until they sign in on the day-people get sick, change their mind after a prior rough night, leave to deal with some family crisis etc. On any day, the situation may not be clear, on an individual basis til 20:30. So even if someone were to "agree", it is not 100. If you met someone and you both agreed to meet later, or even the next day at a certain hour, that might fly (though on a couple of occasions, my "next day deal" has fallen through. Plus, part of the deal at the Love Bahnhoff is on a rare occasion, a girl can refuse, so not sure who will agree, sight unseen. And then there is a non trivial issue of how accurate the website photos are, or your memories or expectations. Surely far easier to just seize the moment.

You are welcome to try and for sure ring vs some contact sheet. But it`s all so fraught with "ifs" that it`s just more realistic to turn up and see how the karmic breezes are blowing. Out of 100 or so options, even if you can't always get what you what, you just might find, you'll get what you need.

[QUOTE=London Traveller;1502754]I have never tried to make a booking ('termin' in German) but it is definitely possible.[/QUOTE]A booking at Artemis? Managed by the front desk? Never heard about it. Maybe you've got an appointment with your girl.

[QUOTE=London Traveller;1502754]Probably better to give the club a call rather than use the website.[/QUOTE]Agree. Website is BS. Maybe it's better to give them a call before 8pm, because it's rather busy at the front desk during the evening hours. Remember: they have to collect money, to explain the rules, to distribute the keys and the bathrobes and such things.

Hi all,

This time I chose a Sunday for my Artemis visit. Much better then going on the crowded Fridays and Saturdays. Even if the line up is not like these days, it is more then good and the girls have more time for you. Also, Anetta is back. She gave me like every time a awesome BJ. Artemis has some surprises in the ongoing "Adventzeit". Stay tuned. So far from the German FKK front.

Enjoy,

RN

[QUOTE=Mr Ho;1498930]One thing I love Marketa is that she is all natural. Also when she blow you she smile as she does it. I find her ok kisser and average CIM, but you can pretty much do many things with her.[/QUOTE]I fucked pretty, blonde Marketa in the ass in one of the small rooms off of the kino. She had an incredibly tight, Czech girl butt hole. Didn't think I was going to get in, but I did. Nuts deep on such a little girl! We both enjoyed.

Hi,

Is the gorgeous Sheenya still working the the love Banhoff! Had some great moments with this girl but have not been able to get over in quite a while!

[QUOTE=The Cane;1502857]I fucked pretty, blonde Marketa in the ass in one of the small rooms off of the kino. She had an incredibly tight, Czech girl butt hole. Didn't think I was going to get in, but I did. Nuts deep on such a little girl! We both enjoyed.[/QUOTE]Hey hey hey Mr Cane!

You lucky man! I went with her during my last visit in late September this year, but since I know her now for 3 or 4 years, I only went with her once for 30minutes. You know with old flames, it become a nice routine habit to just go once again and I must say that she is nice hearted person. I feel comfortable with her.

First time I went with her was also next to kino down stairs and she gave me great session as she told me she had bad session with previous client I remember. It was few years ago. Since then I always go with her at least once. I never did anal with her though, so I missed out on that one. I could just imagine what you said as she has tight body especially for her age (I think she is 29 or 30 now) , and best thing is that she is all natural. I won`t be going to Artemis this year, but when I go back when year is over and berlin get more warm (berlin winter is too harsh for me) , I hope to see her there again in Artemis for 4th or 5th year. A lot of girls come and go, but she is now one of the old line up left at Artemis.

[QUOTE=The Postman;1502909]Hi, Is the gorgeous Sheenya still working the the love Banhoff![/QUOTE]Yes. (Ten characters needed.)

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1502116][u]Natalia:[/u] Has left last year, won't return. She's out of Artemis business AFAIK.

[u]Cindy:[/u] Is an Artemis regular actually. You can meet her this week.

[u]Kamilla:[/u] The Polish Kamilla isn't all new. She's a returner. Light brown curly hair, curvy type. Lovely.[/QUOTE]That's a shame. I thought Natalia just changed her name to Cindy after lurking on their homepage. I remember my first visit at the Art after a rather horrible experience with a light skinned Turkish girl named Alev. Natalia was coming to our sofa, sucking on a lollipop and asking if I wanted her Polish speciality. I declined and she told me to tell her if I'd change my mind. Then she walked away and sat down by the bar. I saw her ass and instantly walked up to her and took her to upstairs. Top performance and she also started DFK which initially got me off my feet but then I just felt like "Fuck it" and kept going on with the DFK. I didn't do her anal and I always hoped that I might get the chance to do so.

Forgot to mention, last week in the Never A Dull Moment Department, a po-litical protest took place at the doors of Hell, the entrance to Artemis. FEMEN against the mongers. Article, photos, video hier:

[url]http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/femen/nackt-demo-vor-hauptstadt-puff-33582914.bild.html[/url]

I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1503245]I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.[/QUOTE]The Femen girls didn't enter the building. Maybe they were instructed about trespassing. Business inside stopped for some minutes. The curtains in the upper bar were opened, and nearly everybody inside watched the show outside. Some commotion, not more. By the way: the girls inside Artemis are much prettier than the topless girls outside were.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1503245]Forgot to mention, last week in the Never A Dull Moment Department, a po-litical protest took place at the doors of Hell, the entrance to Artemis. FEMEN against the mongers. Article, photos, video hier:

[url]http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/femen/nackt-demo-vor-hauptstadt-puff-33582914.bild.html[/url]

I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.[/QUOTE]Wow. This is crazy. But as far as I understand. FKK like Artemis is actually protecting girls working condition, so I am not too sure what more these feminists want from this necessary occupation which actually is oldest occupation of humanity. At least now with system of fkk, we learnt to protect girls working condition rather than make it illegal and make it unprotected underworld job for women. So I think place like artemis is plus for feminist group. I guess they want to abolish prostitution but since it will always be there, I hope these feminist kindly understand that fkk maybe the best format for working girls.

As much as I can say this on internet, I won't have guts to say it to these naked feminist protesters since debate will be not understood by them and in part by me LOL

It is nice to see some of familiar receptionists of Artemis fighting back at these naked protesters on video LOL It must have been hard for girls entering building or leaving work with these protesters protesting, same for punters getting in. At least punters see protesters naked body for free as punters walk into the building LOL

What`s up with Artemis lately? In 2012 there was a fight apparently with clients and security that made it to newspaper. Then in 2013, this naked protesters that made it to newspaper and it seem TV too? As there was a video coverage on the link. Is Artemis being target? I just hope it is merely a coincidence as club is managed properly with good managements and staffs, never had any problem or un-comfort there.

[QUOTE=AltimaTravels;1502447]She was there last weekend. Looking rather Foxy.[/QUOTE]Great! Thank you very much!

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1503245]Forgot to mention, last week in the Never A Dull Moment Department, a po-litical protest took place at the doors of Hell, the entrance to Artemis. FEMEN against the mongers. Article, photos, video hier:

[url]http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/femen/nackt-demo-vor-hauptstadt-puff-33582914.bild.html[/url]

I had no idea what was really going on inside that place. Shocking.[/QUOTE]Right, I've had enough!

I propose we form our own action group. We could call it Men-femen. For our first action we could stand outside Oase naked from the waist down with slogans painted on our genitals insisting that Mario brings back the free buffet.

Are you with me brothers?

We may need a rethink on the name though. Men-femen does sound a bit gay.

[QUOTE=Mr Ho; 1503357]Wow. This is crazy. But as far as I understand. FKK like Artemis is actually protecting girls working condition, so I am not too sure what more these feminists want from this necessary occupation which actually is oldest occupation of humanity. At least now with system of fkk, we learnt to protect girls working condition rather than make it illegal and make it unprotected underworld job for women. So I think place like artemis is plus for feminist group. I guess they want to abolish prostitution but since it will always be there, I hope these feminist kindly understand that fkk maybe the best format for working girls.

As much as I can say this on internet, I won't have guts to say it to these naked feminist protesters since debate will be not understood by them and in part by me LOL

It is nice to see some of familiar receptionists of Artemis fighting back at these naked protesters on video LOL It must have been hard for girls entering building or leaving work with these protesters protesting, same for punters getting in. At least punters see protesters naked body for free as punters walk into the building LOL

What`s up with Artemis lately? In 2012 there was a fight apparently with clients and security that made it to newspaper. Then in 2013, this naked protesters that made it to newspaper and it seem TV too? As there was a video coverage on the link. Is Artemis being target? I just hope it is merely a coincidence as club is managed properly with good managements and staffs, never had any problem or un-comfort there.[/QUOTE]I guess it is inevitable that there will be trouble amongst the clientele every so often. In fact I am surprised it doesn't happen more often. A combination of boozed up men, testosterone, ladies and different cultures is a recipe for trouble. However it doesn't happy very often. From what I have seen the security guys, the bar and admin staff and the Ladies keep an eye on potential trouble makers and are able to head them off with a firm, quiet word and suggestion that they behave or leave.

All of my German friends are very liberal and don't have any sort of problem with the idea of a well managed brothel. Inevitable some of the rad-fem inclination with be anti and they have the right to protest. Having done that, they are forgotten.

I reflect on how FKK Artemis would survive in the UK, if such a thing was legal. The place would be full of pissed up idiots who don't know how to behave and outside would be lurking a group of paparazzi photographers trying to catch out unwary politicians and footballers. The conservative tabloid press would be frothing at the mouth with hypocritical indignation. It would never work. Sadly.

Sorry about your bad experience with Alev, but do you know if she used to work at Oase? The Alev I am looking for had C cup natural breasts. Her most distinguishable feature would be scars on on the mid-thigh area on both legs. I had heard that she ventured out there probably about two years ago. When was the last time you saw her? Do you know if she is still working there?

[QUOTE=Simon Rex;1503198]That's a shame. I thought Natalia just changed her name to Cindy after lurking on their homepage. I remember my first visit at the Art after a rather horrible experience with a light skinned Turkish girl named Alev. Natalia was coming to our sofa, sucking on a lollipop and asking if I wanted her Polish speciality. I declined and she told me to tell her if I'd change my mind. Then she walked away and sat down by the bar. I saw her ass and instantly walked up to her and took her to upstairs. Top performance and she also started DFK which initially got me off my feet but then I just felt like "Fuck it" and kept going on with the DFK. I didn't do her anal and I always hoped that I might get the chance to do so.[/QUOTE]