Pattaya Reports

If you see a McDonalds on the left, which is the same side as Soi 6, jump off and walk back 2 minutes to Soi 6 and the 'handsome man' fun begins.

[QUOTE=Chachi420]On my previous trip to Pattaya I stayed on LK Metro.
Wanting to sample the delights of soi 6, I would take a baht bus down second road.
I managed to miss Soi 6 twice, and ended up having to walk to back to Soi 6 from Soi 2,3 or 4.

Those Soi numbers are so damned hard to spot from a moving vehicle!!

Is there a landmark i can utilise, to stop at the right street?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Winthorp]Am thinking of taking a trip over to Thailand this year, can anyone explain to me how ST and LT works? Is there like an industry standard of ST for an hour and LT for all night or it is down to each girl herself? What is the STI rate there like also?[/QUOTE]Wintrip,

Is this a newbie questions ST is short time one shot you are done time is up and LT is all night multi shot, any more questions can you figure it out or just go there and find out yourself.

Fast Eddie 48

[QUOTE=Slackerslacker]Just before Soi 6 is Soi6/1
Straight across the street (2nd road) is a large Siam Bank branch with their Sign high in the air.[/QUOTE]
Good advice ... except that it's the main Pattaya branch of the Bangkok Bank -- not Siam Commercial Bank.

I'm wondering how to ask if a girl offers anal? I want to ask as discreetly and politely as possible, and have had problems in the past relating my desires to Thai girls. Is there a Thai word that i could maybe whisper in her ear to get my request across?

Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Jon Miller]I'm wondering how to ask if a girl offers anal? I want to ask as discreetly and politely as possible, and have had problems in the past relating my desires to Thai girls. Is there a Thai word that i could maybe whisper in her ear to get my request across?

Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
How 'bout this, Jon:

"boom-boom doodt mai?"

Good luck,
Daddy

Just a quick report from yesterday, for all yous back in the States. Read and weep.

This trip been here almost 2 weeks, averaging 1. 5 gals a day. Nearly dry when coming. Probably should slow down, but won't. As my long standing belief, bar fines and LDs are for suckers and noobs only. I've done perhaps 5 in five years, and then only when with friends.

Had two gals yesterday. First went to a place called Pump Station (Soi Post Office?). Gal was super cute, and had small perky breasts. In past they always gave BBBJ. For the first time ever, had a condom put on and she began blowing. It probably just as well, since I've had some infections from BBBJs before. Anyway, that turned to a hand job, and she was pumping for over 30 minutes. Thinking that vitamin see works pretty well. To help relive the pain of her arm and mouth, I kindly offered to boom boom her, but she would not. Oh well. At the end, her arm and mouth was exhausted and she commented how strong I am. For me, at 830 baht (which did include a ST room) was the most expensive and worst I've had thus far. Not to say it a bad experience, just the worst so far this trip.

Then last evening about 1:30 AM decided to find a gal. My hotel is in S. Pattaya so not a problem. Countless gals walking around. Within 20 minutes offered one 500 and she quickly took it. She from Chang Mai. Very white skin, 29 years, large breasts, and taller than most. Does work as a hair stylist and bla bla bla. Gave BBBJ which was average at best. We did cow girl, missionary, and doggy. Banged her hard. Would not let me 3-hole her. Like before, it took me a very long time to come.

Damn I hate Pattaya.

Popper

[QUOTE=Jon Miller]I'm wondering how to ask if a girl offers anal? I want to ask as discreetly and politely as possible, and have had problems in the past relating my desires to Thai girls. Is there a Thai word that i could maybe whisper in her ear to get my request across?

Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

You can also use which is the way I ask... len dtuut mai ( the mai is question word )

LBM

[QUOTE=Fast Eddie 48]Wintrip,

Is this a newbie questions ST is short time one shot you are done time is up and LT is all night multi shot, any more questions can you figure it out or just go there and find out yourself.

Fast Eddie 48[/QUOTE]I think there is variation and one needs to be wise to scams. Like trying to limit LT to 2 shots or girl tries to go at 5/6am. Or earlier.

I remember one member creating 'Medium times' of 4 hours. Its all negotiable.

How do we let them know using a mobile phone is bad.

On bar fines, I noticed girls lining up to get their cut from the 600bt bar fine. Something like 220 bt. Can someone explain.

I can believe ST is now 1 shot and that's it, but once upon a time it was 2 hours and 2 shots, and the girl would be professionally embarrassed if she could not get you off a 2nd time and that was when barfines were 300 or so bt. (excluding soi6 like places).

I have a notepad that details my prescription of expectations. Including no smoking, no mobile phone over 30 seconds. It works 50% of the time and 50 % girl tries to alter the deal. Next time I will state I will come back to the same bar and butterfly another, stating that one was 'not good'.

This comes back down to motivation. I must test if giving out undies works well, as an alternative to ladydrink, beads or slipping a 50bt directly, as members have previously mentioned.

Buying GF a handbag is a definite no-no, a girl then wants to go out and show it off, so promising to buy it in the morning not evening is a smarter bet.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]Good advice ... except that it's the main Pattaya branch of the Bangkok Bank -- not Siam Commercial Bank.[/QUOTE]

Sorry about that, got my banks confused.
Thanks for the correct info Daddy

[QUOTE=Jon Miller]I'm wondering how to ask if a girl offers anal? I want to ask as discreetly and politely as possible, and have had problems in the past relating my desires to Thai girls. Is there a Thai word that i could maybe whisper in her ear to get my request across?

Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE

I assume you will be asking a professional.
Therefore discreet and polite are not required for her, maybe only for you.
Almost certainly she speaks some english, especially sex-english.

I phrase my question like this:
"Can I fuck your ass"?

Never been misunderstood.

Hi all, I have just come back from a 3 week trip to Pattaya and thought I would share my experiences and also ask some questions of the more experienced forum members. A little about me first; I am 56 years old, divorced (6 years), 5'4" and a little overweight a typical Pattaya Farang. This is my 5th trip to Pattaya. On the first 4 trips I was only with (one) the same girl and on the last trip only had 3 girls. I have only ever picked up girls on Beach Road and never taken a girl out of a bar or GoGo bar although came close on the last trip in Bangkok at Soi Cowboy.

Friday – 6th August

Arrived at my hotel (Sandy Spring – Soi 13) at about 1:30 am (local time) and checked in. I was determined to get a girl for the night so almost immediately went out to Beach Road to see what was about. Surprisingly, still quite a few girls about but no real quality not that that was important at that time. All I was looking for was a long slow suck and to come in the girls mouth and then get some sleep next to a warm body. Walked north up to Mikes Shopping Mall and did notice a reasonable looking girl on the shop's side of the road. It seems that the girls were all standing on the non-beach side of the road. Turned back with intent to speak to the girl I spotted and noticed this other girl, a touch shorter than me with big tit's so decided to approach her instead. She had a nice body, good legs (don't they all), and a little older than I would normally prefer but as I said I had specific needs and was not to fussed. She said her name was Eat. I told her exactly what I was looking for which she agreed to and negotiated a fee of 1000 THB and that she would stay at least until 12:00 the next day, so back to the hotel. On the was stopped by the 7/11 for some water; asked Eat if she needed anything and she asked for some beer, I said ok get what you want and she got a large bottle of Chang which she ended up drinking all of it. Had a shower and when I finished found her on the balcony drinking the beer and having a smoke. Don't smoke and would not knowingly pick a girl that smokes. She then said that she needed to go out for 5 minutes to see her friend, had to give her a key or some money (didn't really care) I said ok and she went leaving her bag in the room. She was out for at least half an hour or perhaps more which pissed me off a little. Back in the room she said 'sorry sorry' and then had a shower and came to bed. In bed she was a little fidgety, nice to the feel and seemed a little Horney. She then gave me a little bit of a blow job but didn't seem keen on going for too long. Then said "put on condom" and despite my protest kept repeating it. Didn't feel like arguing so did and we fucked which was ok but not great. For me to really enjoy I need to be worked up a little. Then she asked "do you want to fuck me in the bum, give me more money". I asked how much and she asked for an extra 500 THB and agreed. Got out the KY and did the deed which I must say I did enjoy. After that she went to the bathroom to clean-up and I was so tired that all I wanted to do was sleep. Out of the bathroom Eat went out to the balcony for a smoke and then came to bed. She was so fidgety that I couldn't fall asleep so told her (nicely – more of a suggestion) that she get dressed and go home. At first she didn't want to but then changed her mind and off she went and left me her phone number. During the night she explained that she worked in a bar in Naklua (Tiger Beer Bar) and didn't come to the beach all that often and had only been doing anal for 3 months. I think that she got the wrong impression as when leaving she said that she would pop by after the bar closed tonight which I did not want as I was looking for something different and a little bit more quality. Nevertheless, she was a good little package but not exactly what I was looking for. What did I learn – (1) ask if they smoke up-front; (2) make sure they understand what you want and stick to it.

More later.

[QUOTE=Slackerslacker][QUOTE=Jon Miller]I phrase my question like this:
"Can I fuck your ass"?[/QUOTE]As a trained linguist I modestly like to think that I have a pretty good ear as to when someone gets an utterance exactly right. And that's exactly right.

[QUOTE=Trantinr]...She then said that she needed to go out for 5 minutes to see her friend, had to give her a key or some money (didn't really care)... She was out for at least half an hour .. In bed she was a little fidgety.. She was so fidgety that I couldn't fall asleep[/QUOTE]

Sounds like she went out to smoke ya-ba. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'd say it makes for better short-times but probably worse long-times. I can't imagine sleeping next to a girl you just picked up on Beach Road! (you're a braver man than I am).

[QUOTE=Popper1]...As my long standing belief, bar fines and LDs are for suckers and noobs only. I've done perhaps 5 in five years, and then only when with friends.

Had two gals yesterday. First went to a place called Pump Station (Soi Post Office?). Gal was super cute, and had small perky breasts. In past they always gave BBBJ. For the first time ever, had a condom put on and she began blowing... was the most expensive and worst I've had thus far.[/QUOTE]

The Pump Station is even more for suckers and noobs, Popper - that place at 830 baht is ridiculously overpriced for just a BJ. Certainly anyone who gets hit the the demand of a condom there should get up and walk out.

But I'm with you on the 'insufficient juice' problem - on most of my Pattaya visits (usually only a few days), I undergo at least one or two 'boom-boom too long but can't finish' situations.

[QUOTE=Hotman 666]This is Thailand you are talking about! THERE ARE NO STANDARDS (FOR ANYTHING!)

What a WG may (seem to) agree to at the negotiation stage and what happens in reality may be completely different.

I have been with 500 Baht girls who have been happy to stay with me for several hours, or even over night. I have also had the occasional bad experience of a girl (after agreeing to a price for long time) wanting to leave after an hour or so.

However YMMV with the same girl, on the same day, at the same price!!!!!!

Don’t try to figure out Thai logic (There is none!) Just RTFF, buy your ticket and ENJOY!

Hotman.[/QUOTE]Ok I've been going to Thailand for a long time now, since the early 70's, and in my experience if a girl renegs on an agreement, like wants to leave after one pop for st and one hour and we agreed on 2 hrs 2 pops, then I offer her half the rate. Its as simple as that. Usually they stay for another hour and try really hard to get that second pop as they don't think they will get all their money if they don't. I believe this is very fair after all they are trying to basically rob you by leaving early.

Happy pooning,

Wangho6969

[QUOTE=Popper1]Just a quick report from yesterday, for all yous back in the States. Read and weep.

This trip been here almost 2 weeks, averaging 1. 5 gals a day. Nearly dry when coming. Probably should slow down, but won't. As my long standing belief, bar fines and LDs are for suckers and noobs only. I've done perhaps 5 in five years, and then only when with friends.

Had two gals yesterday. First went to a place called Pump Station (Soi Post Office?). Gal was super cute, and had small perky breasts. In past they always gave BBBJ. For the first time ever, had a condom put on and she began blowing. It probably just as well, since I've had some infections from BBBJs before. Anyway, that turned to a hand job, and she was pumping for over 30 minutes. Thinking that vitamin see works pretty well. To help relive the pain of her arm and mouth, I kindly offered to boom boom her, but she would not. Oh well. At the end, her arm and mouth was exhausted and she commented how strong I am. For me, at 830 baht (which did include a ST room) was the most expensive and worst I've had thus far. Not to say it a bad experience, just the worst so far this trip.

Then last evening about 1:30 AM decided to find a gal. My hotel is in S. Pattaya so not a problem. Countless gals walking around. Within 20 minutes offered one 500 and she quickly took it. She from Chang Mai. Very white skin, 29 years, large breasts, and taller than most. Does work as a hair stylist and bla bla bla. Gave BBBJ which was average at best. We did cow girl, missionary, and doggy. Banged her hard. Would not let me 3-hole her. Like before, it took me a very long time to come.

Damn I hate Pattaya.

Popper[/QUOTE]What is the name of your hotel. I am going down there in September and I would like to stay near the action. Do they charge extra for the girls.

Thank you