Scams, Oddities, Novelas, and Danger (I. E. Fear and Loathing in Rio)!
[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1111868]Quotes from my Carioca work colleagues:.
They miss all the fun at night in Centro, like some of my favorite experiences:.
8 pm. The Scandal. Seeing a van load of cops beat down a street vendor and tipping over his portable churrascaria grill along Ave Rio Branco, then taking the cooked sticks back to their police van to eat, etc.
9 pm. The Odd. Getting sexually harrassed by the Rio's oldest geriatric GP who hangs out outside Bar Florida, while relaxing in a plastic chair otuside drinking cafezinho to get charged for banging real 20 something GPs inside the bar. Her final lines, 'if you won't fuck me for money, just give me the money, you come fuck these girls every night, you must be rich, its nothing to you. No? You are a liar. Then give me a cigarette. I need a cigarette'
2 am. The Drama. Low end GP crying after sex, talking about little baby home in Minas Gerais and showing pictures on her cell. 6 month stint living in the fuck rooms at Florida before she goes home again.
3 am. The Danger- getting attacked by feral dogs in Largo de São Francisco de Paula as I walk back to the hotel. [/QUOTE]LMFAO! That about sums up a typical noite novo in Ri-ho! What is worse though, the feral dogs or the new breed of feral GDP's? I had one try to kick in my apt. Door two nights ago at 2am after I told her I was not letting her in (because I was with my novo garota).
As one of my amigo's here told me a couple of months ago,"The girls here don't get mad, they get psychotic"! AFIRMATIVA! This drama did not happen when 'Help' was here (overstating the obvious). That club kept the piranha's separa and tranquilla. Now they're all in a feeding frenzy and going Copa Louca.
Beware. Be very aware.
My trip to Centaurus last August
Enclosed is my report from Centaurus from my trip late August. I will post in this forum. Key learning. Don't let the Garotas push you into anything. Wait by the stairs for the hot girls to come back down the stairs after their sessions. You can get a DDG 10 this way. You chose the girl and not the other way around. My story is below.
The next day I decided to hit Centaurus. I needed money and I tried to hit up a cash machine. My CC card isn't working. I call the CC company and they say they do not do business in Brazil. They tell me 'Sorry-too much fraud. ' Well fuck you very much! Note# Make sure you let your CC company know that you are in Brasil prior to traveling there so that they don't cut you off. I got a cash advance from the hotel which charged me a fee and pays a poor interest rate but at least I had cash. I showed up at Centaurus at 11:45PM and I paid the 450R$ cash up front (no way am I leaving an electronic trail). I change into my robe and slippers and head upstairs. I walk into the bar and I am alone for a split second. No sooner then that I turn around I am mobbed by four girls. From left to right they were black, Mulatto, brunette and blond. The girls were trying to talk me into a party with all the 4-colors of Brazilian women. I just want a beer and a chance to get acclimated. At my suggestion they start to kiss each other. My heart starts to beat real fast and I am so stiff that I can't even blink! At that moment I felt like 'Old Blue' on Old School. 'Just ring the fucking bell you pansy. ' We all kiss – 5 tongues at once (this can't be sanitary). They are all taking turns stroking my cock. I tell the girls I paid for one relax. I tell them that if they all want to do me for that price than I am fine with it. I eliminate the black and mulatto. I congratulate them because they came in 3rd and 4th. Now I steer Carol the cute 5'9' blond girl to the couch. She brings her friend that I am not too excited about. I am on my second beer and they are telling me that I have to hurry we are running out of time and I need to go downstairs and pay an extra 230R$ for a 3sum. The club closes at 2 AM. I am feeling that they are too pushy and I get up and walk away to find the mulatto and that's when it happened. At that time, walking down the stairs was an angel. She was a 5'5' 115 Lb 20 year old Spanish girl with black hair, an olive complexion, and piercing brown eyes with blue-green eye shadow. She has natural see-cups and is wearing white statin lingerie and spike heels. I swear she had a visible aura or glow like an angel. The other girls that were fighting over me ceased to exist. I could hear the girl form Ipanema playing in my head as she walked across the bar to me.
Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking, and when she passes each one she passes goes 'a-a-hh!"
She introduced herself as Bianca. We talked and I started my third beer. She kissed as sensual as the finest girls in Montreal. She is as pretty as Eleganza's Kelli and as cute as Ex E's Alyssa, with a body like the famous Liz. I decided that this is the girl for me for my first relax. She makes a phone call and we climb the stairs. Bianca leaves me in the room to take a shower. She comes back in black lingerie: A black t-back thong and matching bra with black satin cover (I don't know what the fuck this stuff is called but I know what I like). She was so hot I fell to my knees and I started to worship her from the feet up. We go to the bed and we start off by DFK and we disrobe and then I am DATY and Rimming this sex goddess. She gives me a spirited CBJ and then we started MPOS followed by anal. She is crying for me to come in her ass. We switch to CG and she is fucking me violently and she goes from angel to devil. We start to fuck Doggie and she has to pause to put the air conditioning on because we are sweating profusely. I am ramming her big time and the rubber breaks. 'Not so good' says Bianca. She puts a new rubber on my Johnson and rubs lube all over it and we start sport-fucking Mish so we can kiss as I come. I come buckets and she says 'Wew. ' I go downstairs and take a nice shower and go up and grab another beer and talk business with a 61 year old Portuguese man. He says that Centaurus is for tourists but still a good place. I said well this is what I am today! He buys me a few beers and then I meet Celia a 19 year old Portuguese girl. More to come.
After Centaurus closed it's doors at 2AM I decided to find something to eat. I had the cabbie drop me off at a 24 hour restaurant. It was doing a pretty good business. Since Rio is so close to the equater this restaurant, like many others, did not have a door. Anyway, I was halfway through my late night snack when I heard the sound of several men singing coming from outside the restaurant. All of a sudden the men rounded the corner and entered the restaurant. There were 6 or 7 men, all wearing white robes like they wear in the Termas and each one of them had an SP in tow. They were singing what appeared to be a soccer song as they were seated in the back of the restaurant. The light skinned black SPs, all wearing about 5" heels, just smiled as they walked arm-and-arm with their singing men. It was the funniest sight. Everyone in the restaurant was cracking up. My waiter lauged, shook his head, and looked at me and said "Loco." Ahhh what a great atmosphere in Rio De Janeiro!