Warsaw

[QUOTE=WadPro;2970801]I am visiting warsaw very soon but I couldn't find any reviews about the strip clubs. All the reviews are about the massage parlors. Could someone post his reviews and recommendations on warsaw strip clubs please?[/QUOTE]First of all. Avoid clubs who recruit on ther street like Foksal Club. They are only trying to trick you.

My personal favourite is New Orleans. Very nice girls there and most of the speak good english. It is quite expensive but nobody would not try to steal from you. That is my best tip.

Hola Fellows.

I got the best Christmas gift on Christmas Eve I have mongered in a lot of countries and for me the best options are Russia, Ukraine and Poland (partly due to many ukranians) which give best GFE experience some fancying me genuinely and some of course playing the GFE part well. I had a good time in Athens with Russians and Ukranians too. I was looking forward to be back in Poland after Sofia and Bucharest where it was not upto my standard. And boy, I got more than what I expected. I always try the 30 min massage to test and then repeat.

Thanks to Winston Mayona who has summarised very well about all girls in the MPs. One of the best options is of course [URL]https://mt-imperium.pl/[/URL] which is a commercial safe salon setup with no extras. I had been to a similar good place in Gdynia (check my post) and I knew the expectation. He had in summary mentioned Alisa & Marta to be the best options and you can scroll to read his detailed post. I whatsapped them and 6 to 7 girls were available. Cost was 180 zl / 30 minutes. I nearly went with Alisa.

Also the 2nd option I read about was [URL]https://touchmagic.pl/[/URL] And this place offered extras with a BJ. A first in a massage place for me. So I wanted to try it out for sure. They have 3 locations and depending on girl you ask for, they send you location (they are all near to each other). Their website has photos of girls without face shown and exact way to get to apartment door is there. Also, once you there and you cannot find, they will whatsapp you. Very professional approach. They have 2 programs available standard (with BJ and HJ) or soft. Only 2 girls were available on Christmas Eve. Alina and Kira. 30 min was 200 zl. Klara was too but later. I went ahead with Alina.

And so began the best massage ever (Santa gave Christmas gift already ho ho ho.).

Alina was in her late 20's spoke good english and very eager to help. She asked if I had been there before and I told her no. Gave the money and off to shower. The room and the bathroom was very clean and this gave me a good first impression. I must have taken 8 to 10 minutes to shower and be ready. But she gave me 30 minutes after shower (30 min of performance). She asked me to lie on bed and asked if I would like CIM with condom or without? Woah, I was like there is BJ and then CIM and that too without condom. Thought of that made me hard. I said without of course.

She immediately got on top of me with her pussy rubbing on my dick and started sliding. One of my fave massages and started with a bang. She asked if its ok if she could get on top. I was like 100 percent baby, ho ho ho she took her time, no rush, no time watching, she gave a 2 min normal massage and slid B2 B on top of me after some talk. At one point she stopped talking and we felt each others breath. When she was on top of me, I touched her face gently and grabbed her a $$. I sucked her nipples in that position and kissed her everywhere. She said only kissing is not allowed. I said ok. She got off and then kissed my legs and massaged them slowly coming up to the thighs, all the time looking directly in my eyes with a naughty naughty dirty gaze. I loved it and returned the gaze. And she told me, you are a bad boy. Ho Ho Ho.

Then she again did something that drives me crazy. I always ask but it happens rarely. She did it on her own. She started sucking and licking my balls, for soem time. She went even under on my Gspot and I was loving every moment of it. I put my hand on her head. She has such a cute face too. I so wanted to kiss her lips After some time, she started giving me a BBBJ. Oh man, she knew all the right moves what men like, trust me. Total GFE. I told her to massage my balls slowly while she gave me head. She told me, you like it sensual ha. We did have some chemistry for sure and knew she wanted me to have an extra good time.

Then I asked her to bring her a $$ closer to my right side and she continued BBBJ and I had a different view now, first with her looking me in eyes between my legs and not side view of her bobbing up and down on my sloppy shaft. I was caressing her a $$ (she has a good body, natural perky tits and shapely a $$) and feeling her everywhere. I did not know if I was allowed to touch her pu $$why and then I did. She did not mind. I asked her for 69 and DATY.

She was happy to oblige and put my face between her legs in 69 and she had such an amazing clean pussy with great hygiene. I was out of breath and I asked her to get back to her original position between my legs. I wanted to feel her warm mouth around my Johnny. Again gave me B2 B and started sucking. I actually was ready to explode and I asked her to keep going, closing my eyes and exploded a lot in her mouth with multiple orgasms. Oooh, she took it deep inside. She told me: You are very passionate. And we both smiled.

Then she cleaned me 2 to 3 times down there, slowly. My time sure was up. And in most places, they look forward to me going away as business is finished. But not here. I started to get up to go and she pinned my dick and me down on the bed. Ho Ho ho. She said relax, and started to massage me gently the legs with oil just to soothe me and we had a good conversation. She enjoyed the time we had too. I complimented her and she told me at other places they do not do this. I feel she really took care well of me. They even offered tea or coffee at beginning.

So in all aspects from room, bathroom, hygiene, service this was a great experience and exactly what I like. Maybe it is different for each one of you.

WIR? 100 percent. ALINA is the girl I recommend. I doubt any other girl will give the same experience to this level.

If oyu do visit her after reading this, mention the guy who met her on Christmas eve who was a kind person. Maybe she remembers ho ho ho.

Damage 200 zl.

That should tell you wonders right there. Legit businesses don't need touts. The pitfalls of Polishbsyrip. Clubs are well documented. If you go and I wouldn't recommend it. Bring a wingman to help keep your eye on pils being slipped into your drinks and any number of other very dangerous activities. I like an app called Showaround for cheap insurance.

[QUOTE=WadPro;2970801]I am visiting warsaw very soon but I couldn't find any reviews about the strip clubs. All the reviews are about the massage parlors. Could someone post his reviews and recommendations on warsaw strip clubs please?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FilthyBeaver;2971041]That should tell you wonders right there. Legit businesses don't need touts. The pitfalls of Polishbsyrip. Clubs are well documented. If you go and I wouldn't recommend it. Bring a wingman to help keep your eye on pils being slipped into your drinks and any number of other very dangerous activities. I like an app called Showaround for cheap insurance.[/QUOTE]I have visited New Orleans Stripclub a lot. Alone. There has never been a problem there. I never leave a drink or a beer. So I would say that club is very safe and serious. Five minutes away at the corner of Foksal and Nowy Swiat you got Foksal Club. STAY AWAY. They want to ruin you.

I was absolutely mobbed in Gdansk just walking between the Christmas market and my hotel on the island. I was alone and looking like I have some money and these guys get paid on commission so I get it, they're trying to earn a buck but it won't be my buck. I will say that they are were all very exceptionally polite even after I gave them a very terse no, wishing me a nice evening and holiday season. I'm really liking the Poles in general. Streets are clean and there's civic pride, you can see it. Walk down any marginal street in my very expensive west coast city and there trash bags, shopping carts, dog shit, you name it. Saw none if that even the water canal out to Westerbeek was clean and trash free.

[QUOTE=Theo69;2971290]I have visited New Orleans Stripclub a lot. Alone. There has never been a problem there. I never leave a drink or a beer. So I would say that club is very safe and serious. Five minutes away at the corner of Foksal and Nowy Swiat you got Foksal Club. STAY AWAY. They want to ruin you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FilthyBeaver;2971347]I was absolutely mobbed in Gdansk just walking between the Christmas market and my hotel on the island. I was alone and looking like I have some money and these guys get paid on commission so I get it, they're trying to earn a buck but it won't be my buck. I will say that they are were all very exceptionally polite even after I gave them a very terse no, wishing me a nice evening and holiday season. I'm really liking the Poles in general. Streets are clean and there's civic pride, you can see it. Walk down any marginal street in my very expensive west coast city and there trash bags, shopping carts, dog shit, you name it. Saw none if that even the water canal out to Westerbeek was clean and trash free.[/QUOTE]I see little crime in Poland, but the two things that stand out as I see it:

1. Taxi drivers scamming tourists.

2. Some stripping bumps.

If you are unlucky, you can be cheated out of large sums at a strip club.

But at New Orleans in Warsaw, I'd say it's dead serious, although they can certainly get better at getting rid of guests who are too drunk.

Maybe its most safe avoid stripping.

Though this is the Warsaw thread, you made a wise choice avoiding these hacks in Gdansk. Same things happened to me and I heard some horror stories beforehand about how these clubs that these touts take you to do a shakedown on the poor gullible fools who go with them. I suspect the same applies in Warsaw.

[QUOTE=FilthyBeaver;2971347]I was absolutely mobbed in Gdansk just walking between the Christmas market and my hotel on the island. I was alone and looking like I have some money and these guys get paid on commission so I get it, they're trying to earn a buck but it won't be my buck. I will say that they are were all very exceptionally polite even after I gave them a very terse no, wishing me a nice evening and holiday season. I'm really liking the Poles in general. Streets are clean and there's civic pride, you can see it. Walk down any marginal street in my very expensive west coast city and there trash bags, shopping carts, dog shit, you name it. Saw none if that even the water canal out to Westerbeek was clean and trash free.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2971675]Though this is the Warsaw thread, you made a wise choice avoiding these hacks in Gdansk. Same things happened to me and I heard some horror stories beforehand about how these clubs that these touts take you to do a shakedown on the poor gullible fools who go with them. I suspect the same applies in Warsaw.[/QUOTE]Again.

Strip clubs are something you should really be skeptical about, but at the same time they are tempting.

The New Orleans club in Warsaw is, as I see it, safe. Lots of pretty girls and the zloty notes fly fast. But NOBODY is fooling you. The place does serious art. But they TEMPT you.

But anyway, I would recommend being careful with the alcohol. It's easy to get drunk in the company of a beautiful lady who talks to you while she rubs your neck.

[QUOTE=Theo69;2970606]Fantastic report. Your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback.

I have cleared-up some space.

[QUOTE=MexicanLover;2970994]Hola Fellows.

Thanks to Winston Mayona who has summarised very well about all girls in the MPs. [/QUOTE]Appreciate the feedback. Glad to hear that it's helpful.

Warsaw is a not the easiest to navigate when new; I know from personal experience.

Great report on Alina.

I have visited her 1. 5-2 years ago, when she was new. She didn't speak any English, and looks like his customer service and erotic game have grown tremendously. Will need to go back to her.

I have posted some detailed reports on Magia Dotyku girls as well; probably just older and further down. You can search by my forum posts.

[URL]https://mt-imperium.pl/veronika-masaz-striptiz-dwie-piosenki-250-zl/[/URL]

I've read multiple positive reports about Veronica in the past and decided to pay her a visit. She's friendly and pleasant, smiling and has a good sense of customer service to start things off. She speaks some basic communicative English, but later you realize that it's not enough to really converse.

In terms of looks, she's attractive; Rather short, not thin, more of an average build. A butt girl; so, she has quite a nice ass, and fairly small breast. During the massage when I touched her arms and her legs, they seemed muscular, rather than floppy. A nice body overall. She has a couple of tattoos, one on her arm and one on her ass.

Once in the room she sent me for a shower and went out; came back in a while and undressed. I got to bed and she started massaging the legs, which was quite good. Then my butt, which was also good. And finally, some work on my back, shoulders, and arms. Overall, a decent massage.

Then she started the body to body, which was nice, but it was rather forgettable and monotonous. What stood out though was the blowing of hot air, and the tongue in my ear. She made an effort with this. During the massage there were quite a few teases with a lot of touching between the legs.

After the flip, which was exactly at the 30-minute mark she did some more body to body; first sideways, and then coming over from down. She did some kissing on the cheek, and then sat on the side and started with it the handjob. Compared to some of the other MT Imperium girls, her method was very mechanical and not sensual; no buildup. Also, she very quickly picked-up the pace and was looking to finish.

I asked her to slow down, which she did, but then assumed that I had finished and was cleaning me up. Then she lay down beside me and was cuddling. The cuddling was very nice, she let me kiss her shoulders and neck and also put a hand around her and touch her body. She tried to make some small talk as well.

With still more than 15 minutes to go, she told me that she was going to go for a shower, so I told her to make me finish. She apologized, saying she thought I had finished earlier. Gave me a handjob to completion, and went for her shower. Some great views, and being the last customer for the day, I think she had a fairly long shower and also undid her hair and washed it. Once done I went for my shower, and she started cleaning the room and went out.

When dressing up, I tried to talk to her and though she did respond, it was very matter of fact. She seemed very uninterested; so, I suppose that most of the effort prior was part of the routine, and now she was out of the service mode.

If you're looking for someone who's not very tall or super skinny, she has a really good body. But on the flip side, the body to body and handjob weren't great. Quite weak in comparison to other MT Imperium girls. Still, it's worth visiting her, and for the price of PLN 220 is good.

Setup - 10/10.

Location - 6/10. (Kacza).

Appearance 8/10.

Massage 7/10.

Erotic Element - 5/10.

Atmosphere - 6/10.

Would I go back? Will try some of the other girls first.

[QUOTE=Itchifinga;2968096]I tried the restaurant setup with Jolene, we went Italian and she did the dress to impress to perfection. I enjoyed chatting with her and her gorgeous eyes macking me horny. She does get a little embarrassed when talking a little dirty, which I find charming. A great experience followed by a very satisfying couple of hours in my hotel room. Definitely a memory.[/QUOTE]Just a short question for all the experienced "Joleners" here. The photos do not show much, but suggest she might be the kind of "small and chubby" girl. From one of the pictures I suspect not only ass, but also a little belly. Could you please confirm? Just to know when making my decisions. Many thanks!

Thanks.

Are there any apartments / massage places with complete sex which are safe, reliable and BBBJ with everything included? Remember having good ones in Athens pre covid?

[QUOTE=WinstonMayona;2974145]Thanks for the feedback.

I have cleared-up some space.

Appreciate the feedback. Glad to hear that it's helpful.

Warsaw is a not the easiest to navigate when new; I know from personal experience.

Great report on Alina.

I have visited her 1. 5-2 years ago, when she was new. She didn't speak any English, and looks like his customer service and erotic game have grown tremendously. Will need to go back to her.

I have posted some detailed reports on Magia Dotyku girls as well; probably just older and further down. You can search by my forum posts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MexicanLover;2974963]Thanks.

Are there any apartments / massage places with complete sex which are safe, reliable and BBBJ with everything included? Remember having good ones in Athens pre covid?[/QUOTE]Hi Mexican Lover, I don't know of any massage places that offer sex, and is safe and reliable. Just BBBJ, as you know some girls in Magia Dotyku offer.

There are apartments which have a couple of girls, you would usually call a handler / agent who would speak in English and set it up. But most of these are unreliable, and depending on the girl you will either have a poor or very poor experience. There maybe some exceptions of good experiences. Some years ago I lucked-out with a great girl, but a couple of months later when I called she was no longer working there. Returned to Krakow was what I was told.

If you're looking for independent full service providers, you could try the following:

Agata ([URL]https://pl.escort.club/anons/36122.html[/URL]).

Julia ([URL]https://pl.escort.club/anons/18946.html[/URL]).

Moniq ([URL]https://pl.escort.club/anons/125436.html[/URL]) - Difficult to contact sometimes.

Jolene ([URL]https://pl.escort.club/anons/129252.html[/URL]) - No personal experience but great reviews.

Natalia ([URL]https://pl.escort.club/anons/47014.html[/URL]) - No personal experience but good reviews.

Hope that helps.

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This is a summary of visits 2, 3 and 4 to Monroe. The first visit is detailed in a separate past post.

She introduces herself as Alicia; hard to tell if that is her real name. She follows a certain pattern, and once she gets to the action, she seems to be rushing to the finish line. This approach I had initially attributed to only visiting for a half-hour. When I visited the second time I opted for a full hour, and unfortunately the routine was identical. She is usually always under the influence in the evenings, and is in a happy drunk mood.

Once out of the shower, she starts with asking you to lay on your back. There's a bit of a striptease, and then she proceeds to play with the balls, before giving a covered blowjob. It's good, but short, less than a minute. She wants to move on to sex, and starts with a little bit of riding, then a switch to doggy, and finally missionary; all totaling to under 5 minutes. And she's picking-up the pace and going a bit wild.

Though the sexual experience was good, it was too rushed. I contacted her a couple of days later and planned for another visit. This time I was clear that I wanted to take things slow. It also helped that she wasn't drunk. In fact, she was a bit dull from drinking the previous day.

This time we had more rhythm going through the pieces gradually. First some good missionary, then some doggy, and finally some scissoring sorta action. This was the best of the experiences with her.

The fourth meeting was after a break of several months. As usual, she was drunk and it's likely that she didn't recognize me. She offered me a drink, which was a nice gesture. The routine was identical to previous times.

If you are into tall women who are not skinny and have light brown tan skin, she fits the bill. You're probably better-off opting for the half hour option, as it's going to be a rushed affair anyways. As a positive, she is often available late. The atmosphere is always cordial and friendly. She's usually a bit drunk and in a good mood. The drink she offers is an alcoholic beverage, sometime offering refills too. Her mood seems to always be excited and horny. So, you don't have to worry about a grumpy person who behaves like a dead fish in bed.

Setup - 8/10.

Apartment - 9/10.

Appearance - 6/10 (Face is weaker).

BJ - 6/10 (Good but short).

Action - 6/10 (Hot but rushed).

Atmosphere - 7/10.

Would I go back? Would prefer to try others; but can be considered as an option sometime.

[QUOTE=Petal;2974510]Just a short question for all the experienced "Joleners" here. The photos do not show much, but suggest she might be the kind of "small and chubby" girl. From one of the pictures I suspect not only ass, but also a little belly. Could you please confirm? Just to know when making my decisions. Many thanks![/QUOTE]In no way "small and chubby" girl. She is not exceeding tall, only 162 cm and has excellent tits and ass, I would say her belly is normal for her height and that she has tits and ass IE not flat, but that is a matter of choice, I am not into sports / muscle bellies on women, curves and softness is for me the key. I hope this helps!