Stupid Shit in Brazil

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2984489]These girls have re-wired my brain. I find myself singing to music, laughing, being extra productive at work and feeling really good. Two is the right number, they know my likes, they have fishnets, thigh highs, fuck me boots, delicate see through lingerie and dress up nicely and know ho to behave when we go out, one on each arm. Both are learning English. Other guys high-five me spontaneously and the married guys look all sad as their wife scolds them looking over at us. Even funnier going through airport security, lots of understanding smiles, the people of Brazil understand life is to be lived.[/QUOTE]Love this report because as you say it's the way life should be. Shacking up with one on call hottie is always great but def envious of you being the creamy filling in the sandwich cookie.

What you say about "rewired my brain" is sooooo true and must just be male chemistry. I find after a good night of fucking that for the next two days everything is right with the world. Nothing bothers me. Just kind of an ongoing bliss. Ah girls. They are just the best when done right.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2984419]You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. [/QUOTE]Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the privê scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.

Well said senor sperto.

Whether 5 of 7 years, readers should know some sources on this group are outdated.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2984407]I respond in this thread, it seems proper. You're reporting about your balls that only gets shaved when you travel to Brazil? Hygienic issues like this should be taken care of more regularly. The hair must have grown a lot during these seven years.[/QUOTE]

Well said again.

Everyone should just ignore me and read only cane to get information based on his thousands of accurate reports the last 5 years (that would be irony, as there are none).

[QUOTE=Sperto;2984622]Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the priv scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.[/QUOTE]

Everydayspy on youtube andy bustamante interviewed by a woman youtuber says same thing.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2984613]Love this report because as you say it's the way life should be. Shacking up with one on call hottie is always great but def envious of you being the creamy filling in the sandwich cookie.

What you say about "rewired my brain" is sooooo true and must just be male chemistry. I find after a good night of fucking that for the next two days everything is right with the world. Nothing bothers me. Just kind of an ongoing bliss. Ah girls. They are just the best when done right.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sperto;2984622]Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the priv scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.[/QUOTE]Nobody here on the entire site does it as much as him. Not even close. And the "humor" consistently fails when he's the only one who gets his often unintelligible rants. He himself said he writes for himself only! Yet, he continues to post stuff allegedly for himself in a public space = a boring, never ending reel of boasting. Use the ignore button? Hey, how about you guys practice what you preach and stop harassing other members here? All the bitterness and insults going way back. I've never been to Brazil was the first one. Then I hadn't been to Brazil enough times. Then I hadn't been to enough different places in Brazil. Now it's that it's been too long since I've been to Brazil. What are you going to say next now that I start taking at least one big trip a year (at least a month) to Brazil? I could take more but have other countries I want to see and other things I want to do. You're both just pathetic in your desperate attempts to hold the mantle. Kings of the hoors! With one who thinks he's Hemingway LOL! At the end of the day I don't give a shit what you say. I'm now in a position to travel throughout the year and around the world in a way neither of you could even dream of. That's not a boast. That's the truth! See you desperados at the beach. But I'm sure I'll never see you in a place like Scandallo. Because you can't afford it! Stick to your filthy trash prives. In Sampa in time for Carnival!

[QUOTE=Sperto;2984622]Vagabundo shares a lot of useful information on the priv scene. He has his own way of writing, often with humor. I don't see why it should be called boasting. Because he writes about himself in the third person? You also do that. This forum is great as sometimes valuable information is shared, information that help others. Another great thing is the ignore button.[/QUOTE]I am very tolerant to ranting and I am willing to put up with a lot for the sake of reading some entertaining or informative posts, but I ended up putting Vagabundo on my ignore list because he really takes the cake.

Sperto is the one poster on Brazil that every new member should read back to his first reports which include detailed maps from before the smartphone.

As for me, as I have said ignore me. Go ahead and just read Senor Cane's detailed reports from the last 5 years and compare that with your actual experience in Rio de Janeiro and make your own conclusions.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2984799]Nobody here on the entire site does it as much as him. Not even close. And the "humor" consistently fails when he's the only one who gets his often unintelligible rants. He himself said he writes for himself only! Yet, he continues to post stuff allegedly for himself in a public space = a boring, never ending reel of boasting. Use the ignore button? Hey, how about you guys practice what you preach and stop harassing other members here? All the bitterness and insults going way back. I've never been to Brazil was the first one. Then I hadn't been to Brazil enough times. Then I hadn't been to enough different places in Brazil. Now it's that it's been too long since I've been to Brazil. What are you going to say next now that I start taking at least one big trip a year (at least a month) to Brazil? I could take more but have other countries I want to see and other things I want to do. You're both just pathetic in your desperate attempts to hold the mantle. Kings of the hoors! With one who thinks he's Hemingway LOL! At the end of the day I don't give a shit what you say. I'm now in a position to travel throughout the year and around the world in a way neither of you could even dream of. That's not a boast. That's the truth! See you desperados at the beach. But I'm sure I'll never see you in a place like Scandallo. Because you can't afford it! Stick to your filthy trash prives. In Sampa in time for Carnival![/QUOTE]

[URL]https://youtu.be/N9Sm0F30gdQ?si=F07yp78xUdBiVv3-[/URL]

Another member of this board has compared to vagabundo's writing to tropic of cancer by henry miller.

In turn, vagabundo found that this book is on the economist dot com s list of the 500 greatest books of all time.

Another book on that list is fear and loathing in las vegas by hunter s. Thompson.

Another member of this board suggests vagabundo looks at the rum diary.

[URL]https://youtu.be/R8KblG1S0_A?si=Uv4mAsdmi11M4BYF[/URL]

[URL]https://youtu.be/XRZGhL1y83c?si=26v1-hrfMuENeRhs[/URL]

I found this interesting when I looked up the video of this. Vagabundo's life resembles in a good way, both miller and thompson in the eras that they produced their books. These 5 years, 1800 ish days when many contributors to this board were locked up in Covid pussy prison, we few, we happy few were on the beach with rio's hoars, smoking a joint, for you, around posto 5 or posto 12 or maybe posto 2, in barra the tijuca.

And if you weren't here, then yes, you missed a golden era.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2984419] ... I rarely read anything that you write anyway. [b]Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do.[/b] ...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;2984799]And the "humor" consistently fails when he's the only one who gets his often unintelligible rants. He himself said he writes for himself only! [b]Yet, he continues to post stuff allegedly for himself in a public space = a boring,never ending reel of boasting.[/b] [/QUOTE] All just pitiful and attention seeking idolatry!

[QUOTE=XXL;2984815]I am very tolerant to ranting and I am willing to put up with a lot for the sake of reading some entertaining or informative posts, [b]but I ended up putting Vagabundo on my ignore list because he really takes the cake.[/b][/QUOTE]Been there, done that....passed on getting the commemorative T-shirt and mug at the VB1 souvenir shop! [I][b](...kkkk!)[/b][/I].

That is it.

Cane has landed in Brazil for his great return after 5 years and the country is clearly going to shit as he has brought way too many gringos with him.

Jesus, I can't wait for Carnival to be over and all the fucking gringos -- I mean criminal targets -- to get the fuck out of Brazil again so it can go back to normal.

So what has The Cane learned?

Show us your latest pictures of Elisa Sanches?

I believe that I took these pictures of The Cane with Elisa Sanches recently at Perola Negra.

Am I right?

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2984854]Sperto is the one poster on Brazil that every new member should read back to his first reports which include detailed maps from before the smartphone.

As for me, as I have said ignore me. Go ahead and just read Senor Cane's detailed reports from the last 5 years and compare that with your actual experience in Rio de Janeiro and make your own conclusions.[/QUOTE]

There they are.

Pictures of elisa sanches.

My offering for world peace between Godzilla and King Kong in our little volcanic island.

Every Wednesday at Paris Cafe the tequila sisters dance at 21 h or so, and they are much better, but they don't escort.

Elisa though, she's been doing some extreme stuff in the porno world, and she is a local celebrity.

Is that you, john wayne? Man, I would love to live near perola negra. Going to see a place next door tomorrow, but it will be super expensive.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2987263]That is it.

Cane has landed in Brazil for his great return after 5 years and the country is clearly going to shit as he has brought way too many gringos with him.

Jesus, I can't wait for Carnival to be over and all the fucking gringos -- I mean criminal targets -- to get the fuck out of Brazil again so it can go back to normal.

So what has The Cane learned?

Show us your latest pictures of Elisa Sanches?

I believe that I took these pictures of The Cane with Elisa Sanches recently at Perola Negra.

Am I right?[/QUOTE]

Reading the the Rio de Janeiro Anal thread. I must be old fashioned that prefers a pussy instead of an anus. When I girl ask me to have anal sex I can oblige, specially when it's a regular girl. However having my anus licked or have a prostata massage never crossed my mind. To each their own.

The next customer is unlucky if he will deep kiss the girl who just rimmed another customer.

So, The Cane returns to Rio de Janeiro and his great report is to go to 4 x4? Come on?

Let me guess, you paid like 500+ reais all in, and got it all covered as in, wrap up your dick in cellophane. And you stayed in Copacobana?

To begin, you need to go to Mosaico, after midnight.

Then Paris Cafe and Perola Negra. And all the prives.

Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country.

Oh yeah, all of you readers out there, make sure you ignore me and ask for The Cane's update to the Bubba Boy Guide based on his extensive boots on the ground experience in Rio de Janeiro.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2989364]Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country.[/QUOTE]Give him a slack and don't piss on his parade. Seven years outside Brazil is a long time and in no time he's back home. I guess I missed his reports as I have my ignore list.