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This is a large two story house near the racetrack on Avenida Eusebio Ayala and Avenida Republica Argentina. The address is Lapacho 570 near the corner of Patria. The house faces the Jockey Club, and yesterday I watched a very interesting class in the English riding style. The house is covered by a large metal wall, but is quite spacious and comfortable inside. Nine ladies were presented, $130, 000 Guarani for 30 min, and $200, 000 Guarani the hour. All were pretty. I like Paraguay because it doesn't have the hard commercial edge Buenos Aires seems to have acquired. I definitely recommend this location for those willing to venture beyond the confines of the downtown Palma area. If not, the girls told me they do outcall to hotels, but I'm sure the prices are higher. BTW, they told me the Sheraton accepts visitors which is across the street from Shopping del Sol, though not in the downtown area.

Nobody report about car rentals so I think for anyone need to rent a car in asuncion will be usefull. Asking around the varius companies, most they give an offer for one month rental 850 to 1050 US. Finally AVIS propably gave me the best offer for 900 all inclunding and for sure without a car you are in the big trap that calling MICROCENTRO. And something more about how cheep is the country, I found to be same with Argentina in everything except privado prices and this not in all privados, there are places that are out of logic asking for one hour even 1000000 G that meens with today rates more than 250 US. I ll be back if I have something intersting.

[QUOTE=Paparidis;1163321]Nobody report about car rentals so I think for anyone need to rent a car in asuncion will be usefull. Asking around the varius companies, most they give an offer for one month rental 850 to 1050 US. Finally AVIS propably gave me the best offer for 900 all inclunding and for sure without a car you are in the big trap that calling MICROCENTRO. And something more about how cheep is the country, I found to be same with Argentina in everything except privado prices and this not in all privados, there are places that are out of logic asking for one hour even 1000000 G that meens with today rates more than 250 US. I ll be back if I have something intersting.[/QUOTE]For cars, I get the best rate from TRANSGUARANI (it was for 3 days). As the clim did not worked properly, the lady agreed to upset my milage excess. So it was fair. Car brought to my hotel. TRANSGUARANI: (595 21) 662071.

For girls 1 million G is a misunderstanding or a joke! Never observed in privados last November (cf my reports: 120 KG to 250 KG. Maybe a little more in a privado called THAI, which looked effectively chic. But I went away)

Whats up guys.

I didn't post here for a while.

I life here since almost 3 years now.

Maybe some of my posts here are useless, because I always express my neglection towards Prostitutes, but I can still help you out on most stuff.

I look for people who are like me.

Men that try to get normal women, without have to pay them even their toilet paper.

Men that respect themselfs, have values and standarts and won't change them for the sake of a particular woman.

I believe in male dominance, and a woman shouldn't take control over my actions or even worse try to screw me over.

Iam working on a system that works. On the Street, on Bars, on Restaurants and Pubs.

If you are shy and want to enrich your lifestyle with women and in general. Let me know.

Whats better you won't have to pay for a cold unmotivated working girl, but you will probably get to know healthy beautiful women of color.

I don't need to pay. Although I earn thousands of Dollars with poker per month.

Thats not the lifestyle I desire, women are free to pay me drinks though.

That is not arrogance that is Attitude.

Let me see whos interested PM me and we will party up and try some stuff.

Asuncion is full of beautiful women!

Saludos,

Manuel

Hi at all,

I'm new in town. Today I have had my first experiance with paysex in asuncion. Azara 1340 a young pimp introduced me to the girls. Only one girl was a pretty one and good enough. So I choosed her I think barbie is her name. The price was 200. 000 for 1h. The pimp brought me to the room and I waited at least 20min before barbie appeared.

Befor he told me anything in spanish but I couldn't understand him. So that point is my fault. But when she appeared she started wanking me immediately and polished my helmet until I exploded in the lubber. After about 30 min the pimp knocked on the door and I told her that I payed for 1h with girl and I'm going to stay for 1h with girl. She walked to the door and shortly talked to him then came back. She started jerking me again and gave me a second blowjob, but the fu. Cking pimp knocked after 5 min again. That was it, I have been very upset and said to her it's enough. So no more business with me. Barbie is a nice and pretty girl but I can't recommend the place.

I hate it to be disturbed while having sex.

At alpha aleman:

Let's go for a beer and have some fun without paysex

Hi Rdaff, good for you, you got your rocks off in Asuncion! Last time I went to a casa I was so wasted that it resembled a zombie movie.

After agreeing with my choice that sex was "no go" she proceeded to give me a relaxing massage that I had to fight with all my willpower

to stay awake, so as not to wake up robbed or with one kidney etc. You get the drift. I hope you have better and happier experiences

in Asuncion, I for one really liked it albeit in the cooler months!

But seriously, I have mongered in places where one would be scared limp to trust a taxi in the condition I was in, but Asuncion, no problem!

While I congratulate A Alemain on his tenacity. Life is too short, really? AA. If you have mastered Spanish after 3 years, move your poker
prowess to Colombia and smell the flowers!
BTW, after several attempts to correct the "correcting" software, I decided to let it ride, but FWIW this grammar software sucks.
Suerte

[QUOTE=RobertDaff; 1185408]Hi at all,

I'm new in town. Today I have had my first experiance with paysex in asuncion. Azara 1340 a young pimp introduced me to the girls. Only one girl was a pretty one and good enough. So I choosed her I think barbie is her name. The price was 200. 000 for 1h. The pimp brought me to the room and I waited at least 20min before barbie appeared.

Befor he told me anything in spanish but I couldn't understand him. So that point is my fault. But when she appeared she started wanking me immediately and polished my helmet until I exploded in the lubber. After about 30 min the pimp knocked on the door and I told her that I payed for 1h with girl and I'm going to stay for 1h with girl. She walked to the door and shortly talked to him then came back. She started jerking me again and gave me a second blowjob, but the fu. Cking pimp knocked after 5 min again. That was it, I have been very upset and said to her it's enough. So no more business with me. Barbie is a nice and pretty girl but I can't recommend the place.

I hate it to be disturbed while having sex.

At alpha aleman:

Let's go for a beer and have some fun without paysex[/QUOTE]

I visited the 968 Piripiti (?) listed in Ken Apples report. First, it had a sign announcing it was moving on 15 August. About 10 women, all 7 or better. Price was G / 120, 000 for an hour. My gal claimed to be 18, and her snatch felt like it. She was very friendly, nice, no rush, pretty. A little too much makeup. Apparently, they don't change the bed covers after a session, which kind of creeped me out. But, overall an excellent encounter.

I also went to some other unnamed place via taxi (voy a una casa de chicas) , I couldn't tell you where. The meter read G / 13, 000, but he claimed the price was G / 20, 000. That house only had a couple of gals, but both were very nice. It was G / 100, 000 for the hour.

Both houses were incredible bargains if you ask me.

I have one very simple question for all of you fellow mongers;

Instead of dealing with pimps or getting into lousy places, isn't possible to spend the night with any GF style girl (semi-pro) instead?

Going out with her for dinner or drinks and then end up at my hotel for the night?

Thanks for answering

No. See below. Life is too short.

[QUOTE=PAO1908; 1187199]I have one very simple question for all of you fellow mongers;

Instead of dealing with pimps or getting into lousy places, isn't possible to spend the night with any GF style girl (semi-pro) instead?

Going out with her for dinner or drinks and then end up at my hotel for the night?

Thanks for answering[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paparidis;1163321]Nobody report about car rentals so I think for anyone need to rent a car in asuncion will be usefull. Asking around the varius companies, most they give an offer for one month rental 850 to 1050 US. Finally AVIS propably gave me the best offer for 900 all inclunding and for sure without a car you are in the big trap that calling MICROCENTRO. And something more about how cheep is the country, I found to be same with Argentina in everything except privado prices and this not in all privados, there are places that are out of logic asking for one hour even 1000000 G that meens with today rates more than 250 US. I ll be back if I have something intersting.[/QUOTE]Are the car rentals offering gps loaded with the Asuncion road map?

Took the chicken bus from Clorinda (never go to this town; it reminded me of Cambodia) , Argentina. Had a little trouble because they will not let non-Mercosur people cross the foot bridge in Clorinda, because they have no way to give them the exit stamp. Had to take a combi van, very uncomfortable. 10km to Puente Falcóand, to catch the chicken bus. 5k guaranies. This bus goes to the bus terminal so I got off at Mariscal López and took a city bus into town. I think that was 1500 guaranies. Got off at Colón and B. Constant and walked two and a half blocks to the Asunción Palace. Could have ridden one more stop but the exhaust fumes were getting to me. This hotel is not a palace. Kind of run down in the lobby, and run down in the room too. Small TV (like 13 inches max) , poor lock, but good hard bed and roomy. Got cleaned up (raging hot water, good water pressure, flimsy shower curtain so leaked everywhere, but decent thick towels). Shampoo smelled funny which fit right in with clothes I had washed in Clorinda, which smell like disinfectant or insecticide. So all that made me feel quite romantic.

I had changed 100 Argie pesos in Clorinda for 87k guaranies, but was then offered 89. 1 on the paraguayan side of the bridge. That was just to have money for the bus and the cab I did not take. I figured I'd take a cab from Mariscal López but some lady on the chicken bus told me what city buses went to centro so fine. Anyway I needed to become a guaranillionaire, one of the things I like about Paraguay. Got a million guarnies at the HSBC ATM on Estrella and O'Leary. Had seen a clean looking restaurant on Estrella between O'Leary and Ayolas but when I went in, it turned out to be a buffet with lukewarm chafing dishes. I must say I have not seen Sterno in a very long time. Left. Went in another restaurant on the same block, smelled like [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] worse than any restaurant I have ever entered. Left. Went to the good old Chopería del Puerto on Colóand and Palma and ordered tallarines estofados con carne. This is supposed to be bow-tie pasta and estofado means stuffed. What it actually was, was spinach linguine with large chunks of stew meat. I was starving since I had not found anything even remotely resembling a meal since I had left Formosa on Monday. It was actually quite good and the Pilsen beer was near freezing as usual. On the chalkboard it listed two prices for all the specials. I think this one was 7k and 12k. 23k total was the bill, so I asked the waiter what the difference in price was and he said 7k was for a half portion. I am not a big eater and if this was the full portion I would hate to see the half portion. I could have easily eaten two and probably should have.

The outlets in the hotel are of the two round prong type which will not work with anything I had with me, so I bought an adapter for 3k and of course it did not work because it had no ground. Also bought some beer and snacks at a fairly large grocery, which had no Pilsen. Got some cheap brand called Kaiser, never heard of it, tasted fine. Time for pussy now. Because I could not stay on the net long because my computer was not charged, I quickly pulled several addresses that were all on the same couple of streets. Had a bunch on Azará but before Gral. Díaz turned into Azará I recognized 14 de Mayo and headed up the hill to 1008, an address that seemed familiar, and the neighborhood did too so I knew I had been there before.

Yep. Blue door, cheery fag receptionist, definitely familiar. So out comes a chica, looks okay, friendly, missing a tooth or two, introduces herself, stands there. Ummm there is only that one chica. Well, my feet are sore and I have not had pussy in about five days. Confirmed the price, as reported. 120k la hora. Andrea is her name. I am not expecting too much at this point. Room is fine and has a clock and I think I have been in it before, fake brick wallpaper. [B]Immediately starts BBBJ! An Asunción first! [/B]It was good, too, not just nibbling around. Thought about cumming in her mouth but I think she knew what I was thinking so on went the plastic condom (even though my perfectly good US condom was displayed prominently on the mesita) and then it is the dick breaking, ball smashing guaraní reverse cowgirl. But she had a firm body and a nice ass so that was okay for a while and then some more positions and busted a nut around the 40 minute mark. Washed up, had a nice chat about Buenos Aires and how there are no clocks and they knock on the door after 40 minutes. 24 alleged years (my guess was 23) , one kid, a 5 year old boy. I guessed both age and sex which amazed her. The age guess was based on her age minus 18. Talked some more about why Argies are racist and why paraguayas thus lie in the clubs and say they are from Misiones. Nice gal. Will not repeat, of course. She did insist they were open 24-7, about which there has been some discussion on the board, but said they really did not have very many chicas working there right now.

Tomorrow I will go to some places on Azará. I think my approach will be one street per day. My budget is only going to allow one chica a day unless I want to go the half hour route and-or find a cheaper hotel. The former seems more likely than the latter but I will be interested to see what the breakfast is like. If it is very poor I may bail on this hotel. The big thing for a lot of guys is it is chica friendly but I cannot really see bringing chicas back to my hotel in this town.

Liters of beer at the grocery are more expensive than in BA by 10 or 15% but single cans are cheaper by about the same margin. So you win a few and you lose a few.

Beautiful weather here. High 70s (F) and sunny with a bit of a breeze. Could not sleep in the Asunción Palace, way too much street noise, and the wooden windows were so loose the bugs were coming in. So I went down to the next block to the Hotel Armelé and looked at the rooms there. They were advertising $49 US but when I got there they said $55 US. I figured I would look at the rooms before I started to beat up on them about the price. Saw two rooms, one with a balcony on Palma and another interior. Even the one on Palma was much quieter than the Palace, because the windows were better and because it is on the seventh floor. That was a much bigger room too, and not near as run down. But, the bathroom smelled funky and I had that issue in Formosa; smells like a stinky toilet but it comes up from the floor drain. So, I took the interior room which did not have that issue. I stayed at Armelé on my first trip and I remember the breakfast was not very good, but if I have a refrigerator I can work around that.

Then I beat them up on the price until they came within 5000 guarnies of the Palace. I just kept saying that $49 US is on the internet right now as we speak. They said their website was down which is obviously bullshit:

[url]http://www.reservas.net/app/hotelreservation.exe?2623[/url]

Then they said, well the price in dollars is going to fluctuate in guaranies. That is same excuse the Palace, which was advertising either $35 or $39 US, gave me last month when I made the reservation. So then don't advertise in dollars; advertise in guaranies. Anyway the dollar has been strengthening against the guaraní the last few days. Finally at the third level the manager (cute) agreed to 185, 000 guarnies if I stayed 11 days (as I plan to) and paid in cash each day. Fine. Hello? If I pay in cash each day and then decide to leave before 11 days are up, what are you going to do, sue me? I decided to stay one more night at the Palace because I had unpacked all my shit (note to self: don't do that, but I was tired of living out of my backpack). It was too late to eat, pack, and check out on time so I went back and ate, massively. I will say that is a very good breakfast. But Armelé has a pool which might help combat boredom.

Bought a couple of 99 cent mysteries for my Kindle and headed out to the Plaza de los Héroes for some light reading. BTW the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] smelling restaurant is at Estrella 769 in case you want to avoid it, or have some kind of fetish or something. Read for an hour or so. The big thing the vendors were selling there were knives. Big ass knives, like a Swiss Army Knife on steroids. They weren't too pesky but didn't your mama teach you not to interrupt people who are reading?

Then I walked to the Plaza Uruguaya, which is tent city and quite nasty. I had a hamburger from a street stand after I watched for a few minutes and saw he was using plastic to handle the food and that the patties were in a cooler. 6k for the burger with tomatoes, ham, and cheese, plus 4.5k for a Pilsen. This is not the place to sit and read so I proceed to Azará. I figured when my legs got tired I would hit a privado. BTW things are not as far away as they seem here because there is no 100 block. So you go from General Díaz 101 to Azará 101. In other words, there are no one- or two-digit street numbers. Ran out of gas around 900 so went to Azará 905 which looked familiar.

Entering the place, I recognized it as one of the places I had been to on my first trip, but one where we had left without having sex. Chubby young madam was friendly as advertised. They had a lot of chicas, as advertised. Waiting room has coffee and a water cooler. There is a separate door to exit by, although I don't see what good that does since it's right next to the entrance. I was shown five chicas. Four doable but one had a cold attitude. Fifth one had too much junk in the trunk. The waiting / viewing room is not well-lit. Primarily for that reason I decided I would go for a half hour in case I got fooled by the lighting. Chose Diana for 80K.

Nice body, especially the tits. My guess from the tits is, no kids yet. Had not had regular dental care in her youth, unfortunately. No BBBJ this time. But it was a good CBJ so I just let her suck me off, which took her about twenty minutes. So not much time to chat. She asked me how I knew about the place. I never mention the forum so I said some Dutch guy named Eric told me about it in Iguazú Falls. She said, 'Oh, yes; we all know Eric. Where is he from again? ' I said he was from Holland and she said, 'He got mad because I thought he was German. ' So I explained about Hitler and such. The thing is, I made that all up about Eric. Weird. Then she asked about the guys in the white shirts with the name tags so she got a brief history of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. God, I hate those sanctimonious fucks. She asked if they came to the privados which was pretty funny. I was explaining how they couldn't even go out alone and how they couldn't even drink coffee. None of that made any sense to her, or to me either for that matter. Then the bell rang. OK place, nice girl, won't repeat, of course. No hot water in the sink but the bathroom was clean. Probably there is hot water in the shower but I don't shower in privados.

What else? I noticed that the exchange rates are better on the side streets of 14 de Mayo and O'Leary than on the main exchange area on Palma. Saw 3880 on O'Leary at Oliva. Bought two beers at a C store / kiosco and the gentleman steered me away from the Pilsen, which he said was still a bit warm. I appreciated that and bought Brahma instead. In Argentina they sell you lukewarm beer all the time and often charge extra for beer from the cooler vs. From the shelf. But then in Argentina you get BBJ with CIM. So, you win some and you lose some.

[QUOTE=Tp Horn;1186974]I visited the 968 Piripiti (?) listed in Ken Apples report. First, it had a sign announcing it was moving on 15 August.[/QUOTE]The new address of this place, known as Gozanos VIP, is Republica de Colombia 987 and the cross street is Estados Unidos.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1193118]...She asked me how I knew about the place. I never mention the forum so I said some Dutch guy named Eric told me about it in Iguazú Falls. She said, 'Oh, yes; we all know Eric. Where is he from again? ' I said he was from Holland and she said, 'He got mad because I thought he was German. ' So I explained about Hitler and such. The thing is, I made that all up about Eric. Weird. Then she asked about the guys in the white shirts with the name tags so she got a brief history of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. God, I hate those sanctimonious fucks. She asked if they came to the privados which was pretty funny. I was explaining how they couldn't even go out alone and how they couldn't even drink coffee. None of that made any sense to her, or to me either for that matter...[/QUOTE]Loving the trip report!

Thanks,
Helpmann :)

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