Lisbon

Muri: "It was too cold to fuck, at least in that pensão" -

Muri, I am glad that I am still in Brazil and returning only in a few days to Lisboa - hopepfully the weather is better by then - how was the SNOWFALL in Lisboa??? I can imagine that all the girls around Baixa are dying of cold.

I bring a suite-case full of Brazilian sun-shine with me.

Carlos

Good news, King Carlos, bring all the tropical sunshine you can...

...but do not attempt to sell it in a Saldanha *****house for €150 per hour, which is the absurd price being quoted by some of the Photoshop Princesses of Portal Privado.

(Muri missed yesterday's snow: he was sleeping a siesta like the old pig he is)

When there is time, we will discuss the local forum GPguia, a recent discovery...

Dear forum,

I am completely new in this section. I usually look at other parts like Ukraine, Russia or Moldavia since I travel frequently there. Visiting Lisbon for the first time in a couple of weeks I decided to get some information from your postings. In fact I read almost the whole thing. It was like reading a novel! At the end, you are left with the feeling that the viruall description of the events in the forum becomes more important than real life and sex action itself. I have to congratulate you all for the fine work especially the great Murillio who seems to be the leader of this forum. Since I will have time to go out 2-3 times at most what are your three top recomendations. I guess what is number 2 and 3 since MK seems to be the top choice. I suppose I should not mention the fact that I am Greek after what happened in 2004 but on the other hand the Portugal fans showed such class after the loss that it may not be a problem after all.

[QUOTE=Petemarkou]Dear forum,

I am completely new in this section. I usually look at other parts like Ukraine, Russia or Moldavia since I travel frequently there. Visiting Lisbon for the first time in a couple of weeks I decided to get some information from your postings. In fact I read almost the whole thing. It was like reading a novel! At the end, you are left with the feeling that the viruall description of the events in the forum becomes more important than real life and sex action itself. I have to congratulate you all for the fine work especially the great Murillio who seems to be the leader of this forum. Since I will have time to go out 2-3 times at most what are your three top recomendations. I guess what is number 2 and 3 since MK seems to be the top choice. I suppose I should not mention the fact that I am Greek after what happened in 2004 but on the other hand the Portugal fans showed such class after the loss that it may not be a problem after all.[/QUOTE]Hi there!

If you read my last posts (in fact, the first 5 or 6 I placed here), you'll have a fairly delightful sample of the local delicacies.

2004 was nothing. As a matter of fact, I was more than glad that it was all finally over.

Boys, girls:

Many of us here operate in both languages, mais o menos, so be sure to look at GP Guia,

[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/index.php[/url]

It's the Lusophone monger-mart that Muri had been seeking.

Scroll down past the voluminous and cock-stiffening delights of the various regions of Brazil until you reach the Portugal section.

Bearing in mind that Portugal has less than half the population of the city of São Paulo, we have to be proud of the contribution.

If you are in Lisbon and you like to pay to fuck, this is prescribed reading.

Even if your Portuguese is poor... ... no, especially if your Portuguese is poor, this is essential homework.

Mur has already amplified his knowledge of the pay scene in Lisbon by reading these posts. For example, he had never heard about the yellow house in São Joâo de Estoril... until last week.

More later

Hi guys,

If you dont understand Portuguese well enough to read the GPGuia forum, remember that theres automatic translation to english available there. Just click the button "English translation by Google" on the left top.

Simple n Easy.

Dear Kam Leao,

Thanks for the information. I will be staying near Instituto Superior Technico and I suppose it is not very far from the center. Any good restaurants in that area? I heard that fish is very good in Lisbon.

All the best,

Pete

Roma

While I have a «Descafeinado» at the Imperador, a 20 year old Café-Restaurant just half a minute away from busy Avenida de Roma where I just spend wonderfully the past 30 minutes, I think upon the WSG Forum.

I am 50 euros poorer, but hell! I feel great. Just stoned from the head that was given to me by this blonde Brazilian called Sabrina. No she is not the old time classic brunette Sabrina from the classic movies shown on TNT channel once every month. She told me she was 20, from Minas Gerais, and that she is here for the next two month only. Nine month abroad means the world for these sweethearts.

What I can tell you is that first this apartment is placed in a classic Avenida de Roma style buildind-blocks from the early fifties, to be exact at the green building where you can find the Spanish bank Santander, Nº 40, 7th floor D not to lose the exactness of facts. Avenida de Roma, Nº 40, 7th D, Tel: 937 229 225 to make it short and painless!

The mamas an, Elisa, a woman in her early forties, Portuguese, way to big is…a sweetheart. You can have a beer, a vodka, a whiskey, in a refurbished blue living room, on a nice sofa and you can right away listen the girls giggle in the kitchen. Why are the girls always kept in the kitchen? I would love to fuck there!

Anyway she put me at ease right away and I immediately felt that I was going to stay.
To the best in the house, and I make a taste while I sit in the Café! My car is waiting for me to head home. This is actually a difficult parking area. But either Parque Roma, from Emparque or the little construction site behind the sinful apartment are a good chance to leave the car back.

Now to the best in the house:
Erika, a Portuguese red head in her late 20s. She wore sexy lingerie and short black leather boots on high heals. Her legs looked great, but she is wearing a few kilos of dispensable fat tissues (2 kilos!). But she is sexy and completa and looks to be worth a try because of her nasty look…and her boots of course.
Next came a gigantic brunette, I forgot her name but she was to tall anyway but her legs looked sexy.
Next: Inês a china type Brazilian, elegant lady with beautiful eyes, but she would not give her ass away. She is skinny, but shining in her classic black top and short grey m miniskirt. Again sexy high hell black boots. She is worth a shot.
Then came Sabrina, a blonde with a nice body, a few kilos could come down, say 3, but those brown eyes and those full lips made it up for me. She resembles Scarlett Johnson!, or at least made me dream of. Her blow is good, covered but intense and deep throat, her hands move along well, her pussy is almost completely shaved and she wears some stupid tattoos, she made while she was 15 or 16. I can hear her say: «Você quer foder comigo? Apertadinha?» She can handle a lot of positions and gets dirty really easily.
Next I was shown Kelly a blond tall Brazilian in her early 30s in a beautiful black long-sleeves summer dress- Valentino style! Her legs looked great and her bosom promised to be big, not showing if it was natural or silicon. There was one girl I did not get the chance to see.

Elisa the mamas an is hugely friendly and welcomes you with her bit tits and smile for a visit anytime. The team offers 8 to 10 girls tops and there is a rotation every month or so. Elisa commands the palce and reinsure you that she will not disturb you and that there is no clock ticking away. I did not get to see the Suite since I was only staying for half hour time and got a silly plain room…but who cares!

[QUOTE=Zé Duron]Erika, a Portuguese red head in her late 20s. She wore sexy lingerie and short black leather boots on high heals. Her legs looked great, but she is wearing a few kilos of dispensable fat tissues (2 kilos!). But she is sexy and completa and looks to be worth a try because of her nasty look…and her boots of course.[/QUOTE]You should try her!.. She's absolutely amazing: deep, deep, deep throated BBBJ (with the final fireworks in the manner of CIM), higher education as far as A-levels are concerned (she actually invites you to do it since, she confesses, she enjoys it more than everything else!), no problem with (a very savoury) DATY and - that's a bonus for all you Anglophones - she speaks a perfect English.

Just a little curiosity: do you think Sabrina will be too strict with the "C" in the "BJ"?...

Hi Gentlemen,

I am very impressed about your meticolous reports in this forum.

I am going to visit Liboa along with a couple of friends at the end of April this year and would like to ask some questions to the experts. We prefer exciting clubs with a little erotic show and the opportunity to have a better selection of girls rather than just visiting a private apartment.

I already have flipped through the posts and the internet sites and found the famous places like "hipopotamo" and elefante branco.

I know that these places are more expensive but the question arises: is it worth these extra spendings.

Maybe you know the "Golden Dolls" club in St Petersburg, Russia which I visited recently. They have a selection of about 40 girls, one prettier than the other, an exciting strip show and perfect service. Do you think there is a club in Lisbon which compares favourably with that description.

Thank you so much in advance. (I promise I will post my experiences)

Hi Kama Leão

I think that she will be stricter then with her beautifull butt. She is disposed to give her ass away if you go for the full hour but i think that she is harsher on her covered BJ!

Buit then again it might just be me!

[QUOTE=Tacitus]I know that these places are more expensive but the question arises: is it worth these extra spendings. [/QUOTE]Forget it. More than likely at Elefante Branco, Hipopotamo (and Gallery too), you will be ripped off. They will ask you for 200/300€ - you'll be tempted to go along with that because most of them are really astounding... - and you'll get a lousy and hurried treatment. Of course you could get lucky... but I wouldn't bet on that!

If I were you, I'd change my routine a bit and try some of the girls in the "massage clinics" or the private appartments mentioned here.

If you can read a little Portuguese try the Portugal section od the Brazilian forum GPGuia. Lots of useful hints there.

Take care.

Please look at [url]www.clinicadoprazer.com[/url] - you are getting better prices and services there.

Carlos

(p.s. the weather is so lousy - it is unbleavable for Lisboa. You are virtually washed away.)

External factors are frustrating, and next week brings more sex prison. But Murilloa saw one favourite. Ripe, ‘blonde’ Suzy of Quinta do Barão. She greeted him in a pink business suit, white stockings, basque and heels. In her warm bedroom he very slowly removed all but the stockings, exposing firm natural curves. Then she knelt, unzipped him, tugged out his eager friend and deep-throated him, uncovered…this is the eternal fantasy of visiting the thirty some secretary who drives the office crazy with lust.

She’s sensitive and sweet in the ‘entr’acte’, talks and strokes with no hurry, indeed little sense of time. No TV, no traffic noise, nobody else in the apartment crashing round the kitchen, or shitting in the bathroom, or putting you to shame with high-volume humping in the next bedroom. Best of all, no mama-san tapping at the door. Mur had already passed the hour when he requested a ‘segunda oportunidade’. “A hand job?” he timidly inquired. “Sure”, said Suzy, her handsome smile brightening the twilit room, “would you like an oily one?”

So an oily one it was, our friend turning from flopping minnow, to fat pulsating eel, to spouting sperm whale in Suzy’s slick hand. There is something exciting about the noise of an oily wank, as the pace increases, no, gentlemen? This by itself would be worth €50. Preceded as it was by a long imaginative BBBJ and fuck, we are talking top VFM.

There are compatriots of Suzy’s with photo-shopped images on PortalPrivado, vending mechanical rides at €100 and up, not a million miles from Saldanha. They should all be assembled for a ‘professional development day’ in the Café Maracanã, where the Countess of Curitiba, dressed in her business suit, would introduce a training and motivation video - of herself at work. A video is too dull? Why then, Mur himself will volunteer for a live demo.

From the sexy smile as she opens the door, to the loving hug before closing it, Suzy’s aim is to pleasure you. Which means, of course, that she receives pleasure, and respect, in return, as well as the money. A simple equation, you’d think; but beyond many Brazil bimbos.

One warning if you are returning to domestic duty after Suzy. She combines strong perfume with her own lovely aroma of femme-en-chaleur. So, even when your car is still around the corner, Dona Esposa Legal will flare her nostrils and know that you have been leaping the fence and rutting in other farmyards. It doesn’t worry Mur, who enjoys waking stiff in the solitary night to recapture the day’s joy in a faint odour. But wedded guys, use her immaculate bathroom before departure.

Gentlemen, this has been a ‘tease’, because Suzy is leaving today, Monday, on holiday to Curitiba, spending Carnival with family and returning on March 20th. Muri will be at the airport with a bunch of carnations, a bottle of Champagne, and a hard-on.

Murilloa sometimes works the Cascais Line, and so do many women, as readers know. But it was not till last month that he found the Yellow House. This seems to be a well-known ‘pit stop’ for mongers condemned by capitalism to spend years of their lives driving the ‘marginal’, the busy coast road. It is at the traffic lights where, heading W towards Cascais, you can turn N off the ‘marginal’ to cross the railway at São João. One minute’s walk from the station of that name. A Little Brazil with a fairly rapid turnover, open 24/7, charging €40 by day, €50 by night. Tel. 969256484. A good resource if you live nearby and wake at 0530 knowing you will be pronounced clinically dead if you do not get a fuck in the next hour.

It is opposite an emergency dental clinic, so if you lose your false teeth in the dark bush of a Goiás girl you can cross the road for replacements. This advantage is outweighed by the fact that, in spite of a discreet green fence and gate, you are exposed to all the cars pouring along the ‘marginal’ or stopped at the traffic light to get a better look at you, as you slink in with a thought-bubble saying ‘pussy!’ above your head. The house is, well, yellow in colour, and bears the number 11. Mur had two satisfactory bouts in ten days with a young morena, Cláudia but no second helping was offered and she was too keen to get rid of him the second time, so no repeat. She claims to have been educated in a convent - it is good to see nuns preparing their young charges for the challenges of modern life.

Probably all the girls are similar, offering a straightforward CBJ-and-ride at a fair price without aspiring to be Girl Friend or Porn Star.

Mur’s thanks for this discovery go to GPGuia, the subject of his next report.