Montreal

[B]Strip clubs:[/B] pay between CDN $100-300 for a legitimate 9 to grind on your junk. These are no mileage but you can touch boobs and butt and the women at chez paree and wandas can compete with any establishment in the world in the looks dept. Very reasonable to get blue balls here before getting better mileage somewhere else or to skip these entirely. Me personally I think once per trip is OK on account of how hot the women are.

[B]Rub and tugs:[/B] pay between 150-200 to get rubbed down, get oiled up tiddies rubbed on you, and then jerked by a naked hottie. Montreal nuru massage is open between 10 am and 5 am so I've been here when flights are at weird times or as a failsafe when my other appointments fall through. Depending on the time you go, some of the women who work at strip clubs also work here, and there's almost always at least a 7 on staff. I used to think these were tourist traps but the price of GFE has increased steadily and squeezing a 9's tiddies while she jerks you off and says filthy things, or an 8 who takes handjobs very seriously and fingers your bum at the same time, these are kinda cool experiences.

[B]FS massage parlors:[/B] $300+ per hour for a massage and GFE. These used to be awesome but theyre slowly moving out of my rotation.

-2214 MP: this has moved away from the Atwater metro and isn't near a metro station anymore so its a little annoying to get to without a car. The facilities and services are top notch but the lineup used to be 8 8's but is now 1-2 women per day max (they have not recovered from covid), often 6's. Feels bad.

-YPG MP: moved into dilapidated facilities (the old isis spa) near Beaudry metro. There's garbage in the streets, hobos in the adjacent awnings, and the rooms are very old. The services are GFE and the lineups are 3-5 women, mostly 6's with the odd 7. If 2214 is professional this place is unpolished. Like the women do not have a sense of what they are supposed to do, even during presentation many will just pop their head in the doorway and then leave.

[B]Escort agencies:[/B] do you like 19 year old sweet college girls who wants to please you even if she doesn't know how? What about 25 year old instagram baddies in their sexual prime? Or mid-30's MILFs who have been working for a decade and can make you cum with their hands behind their backs? Montreal escort agencies have the whole gamut. Pay $250-300/ h for regular sloppy DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS, and tip extra for stuff like greek or CIM. Typical airbrushing pictures and fibs about weight / age are the norm here, the "Best" agency changes every couple of years but currently: Sensation, Forever, VOG, and Euphoria have the best rosters.

[B]Independent escorts:[/B] I do not bother with these. These are typically more expensive than agencies and without any of the quality control or logistics guarantees. Indys can provide decreased services or flake entirely without their bosses getting mad at them. I can see wanting to support an indy as she breaks free from an agency, but I'm not in town frequently / long enough for that to happen with me.

So I was in Montreal and spent some time checking out places. Except for my YPG experience, no particular order of the disappointments.

YPG- Location was a little difficult to find and parking was tough. It looks like its closed but its not. Open outer door and you will get buzzed in. Greeted by hostess / owner. Very friendly. Took the time to explain the process. This is the first thing I liked. She asked how I found the place I said Internet. She says to me they pride themselves on customer service. I was brought to the room. Nice and clean. She had me sit down and I asked for presentation. She tells me 20 for that and I give it to her. Just that. Not the room fee. The 20 is applied if you stay. THIS is how it should be! Chose the one most excited to see me. Angelina. Cute little spinner. Small T's but cute and responsive. Asked if we could use bed instead of table and I said sure. She gave a five min massage and tells me to turn over. I mean lets face it. She knows I wasnt there for a massage. Covers me and starts giving a blow job. It was lackluster at first but then she started going and uh oh better stop this quick time. I flipped her on her back and ate her out to completion. Tasted great. Had her jump up on top and girl has skill. Changed to mish and she was nice and tight. I went back down and got her to go again. Then she said it was my turn and boom, done. Took my shower then she took hers. We talked a little and then I said my aurivoir. This is the place to go if there are too many to choose from. Traveled through here to the states and will return when I can for sure. If you meet many and can't decide, look for her. Everything here is a solid 5! They are def about customer service. If you see Angela, please treat her well. Of course, YMMV.

LE Penthouse- Fkn disaster! The place it is in what looks like a slummy neighborhood / industrial area. Receptionist was annoyed I asked for presentation. Wanted me to pick from the TV screen. Tells me the price of the room 70 and she says you have to tip separate. I asked the amount and she says 160-250. So girls come in and I pick Jamie. She comes and asks what I want, I tell her I want to fuck, and she says that's 300. I'm like that's not what I am told up front. Then she says 250. I am already turned off so I said no. So I laid down for massage. Lackluster massage if you can even call it that. Just was being pissy she didn't get the full coin I'm sure. 5 minutes and then says to turn over. Stands over me, jerks me off and that's it. I paid for room for an hour and didn't even get that. At this point I was like whatever and left. Place sucks.

Mosin- Tried the place from Google reviews. Got there and doorman says girls are busy and I can wait upstairs. Looks nice enough. I told him I want presentation and went up. Also, asked him price he said 180 inclusive. So after 5 minutes, a chubby girl comes up and says cmon in. I said I wanted to see all the girls she says they are busy and to go with her. Not sure what the place is about, but the girl didn't impress me. I would try again though when it might not be a busy time.

Massage La Montréalaise- First, finding parking was horrible. It was about 1030. Only two girls to pick from. Last time I was here there were 11 dif girls to choose from. So I didn't stick around. I would go back and try once more.

Sunflower Spa- Asian place. Massage was brutal. Girl was chubby. Would neither recommend nor repeat.

Spa Maximum- Last year I found this place by complete accident. It was absolutely the best time. So I had called in advance to see if my favorite was still there and they hung up the phone on me. So I was like WTH. Looking back, probably tired of old customers calling. I got there. This little old woman who looked like the cleaning lady was offered by a younger girl. No presentation. No options. So I am pretty sure they changed owners. And yikes isn't even the starting description. So stay away from this place.

[QUOTE=SmollPP;3030912][B]Strip clubs:[/B] pay between CDN $100-300 for a legitimate 9 to grind on your junk. These are no mileage but you can touch boobs and butt and the women at chez paree and wandas can compete with any establishment in the world in the looks dept. Very reasonable to get blue balls here before getting better mileage somewhere else or to skip these entirely. Me personally I think once per trip is OK on account of how hot the women are.

[B]Rub and tugs:[/B] pay between 150-200 to get rubbed down, get oiled up tiddies rubbed on you, and then jerked by a naked hottie. Montreal nuru massage is open between 10 am and 5 am so I've been here when flights are at weird times or as a failsafe when my other appointments fall through. Depending on the time you go, some of the women who work at strip clubs also work here, and there's almost always at least a 7 on staff. I used to think these were tourist traps but the price of GFE has increased steadily and squeezing a 9's tiddies while she jerks you off and says filthy things, or an 8 who takes handjobs very seriously and fingers your bum at the same time, these are kinda cool experiences.

[B]FS massage parlors:[/B] $300+ per hour for a massage and GFE. These used to be awesome but theyre slowly moving out of my rotation.

-2214 MP: this has moved away from the Atwater metro and isn't near a metro station anymore so its a little annoying to get to without a car. The facilities and services are top notch but the lineup used to be 8 8's but is now 1-2 women per day max (they have not recovered from covid), often 6's. Feels bad.

-YPG MP: moved into dilapidated facilities (the old isis spa) near Beaudry metro. There's garbage in the streets, hobos in the adjacent awnings, and the rooms are very old. The services are GFE and the lineups are 3-5 women, mostly 6's with the odd 7. If 2214 is professional this place is unpolished. Like the women do not have a sense of what they are supposed to do, even during presentation many will just pop their head in the doorway and then leave.

[B]Escort agencies:[/B] do you like 19 year old sweet college girls who wants to please you even if she doesn't know how? What about 25 year old instagram baddies in their sexual prime? Or mid-30's MILFs who have been working for a decade and can make you cum with their hands behind their backs? Montreal escort agencies have the whole gamut. Pay $250-300/ h for regular sloppy DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS, and tip extra for stuff like greek or CIM. Typical airbrushing pictures and fibs about weight / age are the norm here, the "Best" agency changes every couple of years but currently: Sensation, Forever, VOG, and Euphoria have the best rosters.

[B]Independent escorts:[/B] I do not bother with these. These are typically more expensive than agencies and without any of the quality control or logistics guarantees. Indys can provide decreased services or flake entirely without their bosses getting mad at them. I can see wanting to support an indy as she breaks free from an agency, but I'm not in town frequently / long enough for that to happen with me.[/QUOTE]Good summary. Thanks. Are there any incalls for 30 minute sessions?

[QUOTE=JoeThighsMan;3020718]What is the issue with your real number? In the States I can understand, but its legal in Canada.[/QUOTE]It's not legal in Canada either.

I'm going to be visiting Montreal from Boston around thanksgiving break, and I'm looking for more info on top agencies and providers. The few agencies suggested below (Sensation, VOG, Forever, Euphoria) seem to have a variety of good options. Are there any in particular from there that are top tier or must see? Also, any sites other than this to read more reviews on the providers from these agencies? I'm fine with independent too, just want a great GFE experience, which there aren't many in the Boston area. Thank you!

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I finally have boots on the ground in Montreal. I will journal my experiences here.

TLDR: I tend to have a long, windy writing style. If you don't like it, skip it or feed it into an AI for a summary.

[B]Day 1:[/B]

Landed 730 p, already dark.

30 min baggage claim glitch.

30 min taxi line.

$55 taxi to hotel.

Got settled in hotel too late it seemed to get anything going with the main agencies. I considered a 24 HR spa, but found a MERB listing for Jade Palace incall escorts. No intel, but I enjoy sometimes just taking a blind chance. Called and set an 1120 p meet at a downtown apartment. Took an Uber then walked around in very chilly breezy weather x 30 min killing time.

[B]Nancy:[/B]

Overall pretty bait and switch, but whatever. No resemblance to ads. Promise of BBBJ, CIM, and a whole lot more from booker's text. Reality was a early-thirties mom? From Singapore, very little English, bit of a belly but nice breasts, pleasant enough personality, slightly cute, overly-glossy face, and smooth soft skin. Unquestionably a step up from the rando Asian apartment ads in Atlanta. It was all covered. She directed me to the shower but did not join. Then started on belly with some light massage. Asked for attention to my taint and she did not disappoint. Plenty of taint, asshole and ball play and some HJ with oil. I got up on all fours for a bit, I was half hoping she would finger fuck me or maybe lick my taint and balls, but no. So I flipped. Then to CBJ, just OK. Then I asked her to ride me, not bad but not really anything special. I was tired and enjoying it though. No eye contact throughout, I did some light breast touching and licking which was allowed without protest. I was pretty beat and enjoying just lazing there, but didn't think she would finish me off with her so so vibe (kinda mechanical). Went to mish and found the sweet spot. She took a pretty hard pounding for a few minutes and I was spent. She massaged my legs a bit, then I showered again and left. 220 CAD = $157 for 45 minutes. She did not rush, but I don't think I stayed the whole time, mainly due to fatigue. For the price hard to complain -- cheapest lay I've had so far in and America. Still though the offer was a blatant lie and I have no intention to pursue this resource further. I will somewhat tolerate doctored looks, but misrepresenting services?? No.

There was then much wandering in the drizzly, cold rain through some pretty cool streets and finally got back to the hotel at 1 AM. Too late and too far away I realized I should have checked a strip club near where I was downtown. Maybe tomorrow. Felt pretty safe wandering around. Planning to schedule with an Asian agency in AM. I want a good legit massage too.

[B]Day 2.[/B]

I texted 3500 Massage (discovered on Merb) and the booker was very responsive. Assured me no prob to do a walk-in, which I preferred since I wasn't sure of breakfast timing. She texted me the address and the list of providers.

I also texted Euphoria and with no fuss got scheduled with Maddie at 5 pm.

Went to a cafe called Suzette and had French onion soup and a strawberry crepe for breakfast. Yum, but probably overpriced. Realizing now that Old Montreal is kind of a tourist trap. But the vibe is fun LOL.

[B]Ling:[/B]

Uber'd to 3500 massage near La Fontaine Park. Mamasan? (no, actually it was Sasha) greeted me and assigned me to a young lady (Ling) who led me to a room. Opted for 1 HR massage. Pretty routine for about 30 minutes. Not the firmest massage ever but she did a lot of limb stretches which I enjoyed. Also her style using her petite frame and arms and hands felt very soothing. A bit sensual. She was very sweet and we chatted a bit off and on.

After 30 minutes I presumed the initial massage was complete at which point she asked "Do you want hand job?" We clarified the menu and pricing. I opted for fully nude HJ, nothing beyond that available. Got some excellent teasing face down first, then the flip.

Interestly I am usually not into them stripping down. Seems like a waste of money. But in this case I was too charmed by her youth, smile, kindness, and slender frame. Definitely my ideal type. I gently caressed her small breasts, her waist, her tummy, her youthful ass, and vag but didn't push it. I would call her shape perfect for my tastes. I was quite smitten by the whole package and surely not in my right mind. I would probably have accepted a marriage proposal LOL. Why does a plain, youthful face become siren-like as she smiles, looks in your eyes, giggles, and rubs one out?

She did a decent job, no rushing, and took direction. Only frustration was that I wanted to ravage her. Finished up with some more arm and leg work on the front.

Face: 5 going to 6. 5 when she smiles.

Body: 10 (for me. I am not into busty, curvy girls. Much prefer a lithe Asian frame).

Attitude: 6 (friendly, sweet, too much spray bottle and wipes LOL).

Massage: average (5).

Service: slightly above average (6) - good pacing, light teasing touches, but no anal stimulation.

Caveat: somewhat of an obsession with germs but not so excessive as to be a major turn off.

Paid 70 + 100 CAD = $122. I would sugar daddy this girl in a heartbeat for $1 or 2 K a month, phew.

Anyways, on the way out I chatted using my limited Mandarin with mamasan and that lit her up LOL. It turns out this was Sasha (who I have seen recommended on merb), so I may come back for a session with her. She is significantly older than Ling, but still attractive IMHO. Great smile.

Got a cafe latte then will stroll the park in sub-freezing temperatures to recharge for Maddie.

[B]Maddie:[/B]

Found through Euphoria. Showed up to an apartment as directed feeling rather shy for some reason. I have done a lot of massage shops and K-girls. Language barrier usually keeps things moving along pretty smoothly just by the routine of it. But meeting a young, hot English speaking woman that I now need to make small talk with?! That is not my forte, by I plowed through. She was very sweet and I confessed my shyness. She was definitely a good sport.

Went in for a solo shower then stripped down and we slowly warmed up on the bed. I found her to be young (mid 20's?) and quite attractive. Very womanly shape, small framed in the chest and upper body and a bit more pelvic width and junk in the trunk in a very good way. I think what I liked most about her was her personality very easy to talk to, she is a bright girl, and very intuitive. We got along quite well and had some things in common. Honestly I was pretty spent from 2 prior shots in less than 24 hrs and 1 just about 4 hours previously, so I wasn't really feeling very powerful and aggressive.

Enjoyed some BBBJ and DATY but seemed rather muted about it so I figured let's move on. For whatever reason she didn't offer DFK, nor FIV, but honestly I didn't really care. I am getting to the point with these women that I am not going to fuss or twist arms or get bent out of shape about their rules. There are peak experiences, horrible experiences, and everything in between, there's no avoiding it. The hunt for the perfect encounter never ends anyways.

Personally I would have preferred someone more responsive and into it, possibly climaxing herself during the encounter. If it was my lack of ability oh well. She stated it took her a very long time usually. Not sure what was going on there. I am not Brad Pitt, but I have had encounters where there was a ton more passion. Overall I had a good time and no regrets. Couldn't finish due to the darn condom though. #3 in 24 hours ain't going to happen that way for me. So a little anticlimactic. Overall a decent encounter but did not blow me away. Maybe I was too tired and passive. 270 CAD = $193.

Face: solid 7.

Body: same.

Attitude: 6.

Service: 6 (decent BBBJ, she did offer to try and finish me off using BJ at end, but limited responsiveness is a big issue for me -- in fact I would say a woman's responsiveness is the number 1 factor leading to a satisfying encounter for me).

There may be a fundamental limiting factor here in Montreal for me: I am just not a condom guy. In Atlanta, despite the annoying cost, I can procure BBFSCIP with the K-girls and J-girls. If I am in Montreal trying to squeeze in extra encounters and extra shots in my limited time, all using a condom, it gets to be a diminishing return (as far as my ability to enjoy and consummate the event). Honestly, despite the cost I have found nothing that compares to US K-girls (who almost always offer a rather costly BBFSCIP upgrade). I even missed them in Bangkok, getting only about 25% BBFS there. There is just nothing that compares to raw sex. With the K-girls I end up witht the opposite problem: popping too soon, LOL.

Sent some early morning texts to some agencies and the responses started coming in over cappuccino and croissant.

Mandy:

Set up a midday with Mandy of MAE88. Billed as a slender 45 kg Chinese girl in her early twenties. After some weirdness with a doorman who spoke zero English I finally got up to her place in downtown area. I must say she fit the bill mostly, although not tiny enough to be 45 kgs!

I showered up and met her on the bed. My laziness continued as I had her give me a brief massage then rolled over for quality BBBJ. No DT but decent effort and spent a fair amount of time. Cover on and she then countered with her *own* laziness as she gently insisted on missionary! Haha, ah well the endless dance of men and women jockying for control.

Ok hon no worries, I'll put you to work a little later. Or so I thought. Anyways she took it well and her "arousal" seemed reasonable, not that obnoxious fake overdone crap. Swung her leg around for some sideways missionary and seems like by this point she is reaching her hand down pleasure herself. OK girl, you go.

Then went to fully prone and at this point point it is pretty clear this girl is climaxing which pretty much made me let go too. Helped her out with my hand over hers down below and that was that. Something about the look of a girl with messy hair and a shit eating grin as she stumbles up and finds her balance after I made her cum that is pretty much the best for me. An ego boost now and then is no terrible sin.

We goofed around on the translator app and snuggled for ten minutes then it was shower time.

270 CAD = $193 x 45 min.

Face: 6. 5.

Body: 6. 5 (nice MMs, responsive to gentle nipple treatment, slender, mid height, rear was typical Asian but not completely flat).

Attitude: 7. 5.

Service: 6. 5 (CIM available but the moment called for something different; as can be the case with Asian providers, a little obsessed with tissues and the like).

And what do you know? A Korean restaurant right across the street. A hot bowl of chicken and ginger soup (Sam gye tang) seemed fitting as a wind down.