Rio de Janeiro Reports

[quote=aquemini; 1117023]i just used a great service in rio. rioupscale. com. i was just in copacabana for 3 weeks and stayed in one of their penthouses. i also rented one of their armored cars and they drove me and toured the favelas, what excitment that was. i felt really safe with these guys, they also had armed security when i needed. i guess they have been catering to the richest people in the world and have a the contacts to the most beautiful women i have ever seen. he negotiates the girls as a brazilian so they do not pay the gringo price. i am asian so, but speak english and they helped me far more than i could have imagined. also, they hooked me up with a massage therapist who blew my mind. these guys come highly recommended. i am seriously considering buying one of their places for sale because i had such an amazing time.

i &9829; rioooo[/quote]so you rented an armored car just to tour the favelas? hahahaha! there are many favelas that are now run by bpm, when in the hell to you need an armored car. you can catch a cab to tavares bastos favela and here live jazz at the maze. donkey!

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112; 1116741]Just wondering. What are the top countries that Brazilian GDPs go to work (and by work, I mean For money, for all your smarta$$es out there)!

Rodeo[/QUOTE]I understand that Spain (and Portugal to a lesser extent) are popular destinations for them.

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112; 1116741]Just wondering. What are the top countries that Brazilian GDPs go to work (and by work, I mean For money, for all your smarta$$es out there)!

Rodeo[/QUOTE]There are a lot of Brazilian GDPs in Italy, and I mongered with one at an FKK club in Germany.

[QUOTE=Ipanema Carioca;1117100]So you rented an armored car just to tour the favelas? Hahahaha![/QUOTE]I found the bit about negotiating Brasilian price for a favelada particularly amusing. Bet that was a good deal . . . Until you factored in the cost of the armoured car.

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112;1116739]War criminals? Really? I'm sorry, but, that is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard on this board. This year! Some of us steal money the honest way, yet still prefer to give it away (selectively) for a quality piece of ass. Although I agree that the prices are out of hand and that I would never pay 500 Real to bang, there are some guys that make so much money. The honest way. That they don't care. I hope to be there one day. For the sole purpose of being able to buy any bi#ch in the world and make her kiss my sceptor![/QUOTE]I know politics and mongering don't mix and are not allowed on this board but at the end of the day there are some political factors that affect mongerism. War criminals are the mercernaries who are getting 6 figure pay to hang out in afganistan. Not sure what the number of them going to brazil are.

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112;1116741]Just wondering. What are the top countries that Brazilian GDPs go to work[/QUOTE]Portugal is number 1, simply for language reasons. Spain number 2. But you can find them anywhere in the German FKKs as well. For example,"Leonie" is a star at Bernds Schieferhof."Viagra" was a star at the old Atlantis and then at FKK World. There are always a couple in Oase and Palace, two FKKs near Frankfurt, Germany.

There are also a few working in the US. Lots in Vegas, some in NYC. Heck, I have even seen the occasional Brazilian on the menu at the Montreal agencies.

But in my book the number one collection of Brazilian girls in any place outside Brazil can be found at Lady Marmalade Parties in London, UK (has its own thread in this forum). In this place you pay a flat fee for a 2- or 4-hour party and then can have as much sex with as many girls as you can handle. At least 7 girls are present at each party; most of them seem to be from Brazil. I have only been three three times, but each experience was outstanding.

[QUOTE=Euro100;1117252]But in my book the number one collection of Brazilian girls in any place outside Brazil can be found at Lady Marmalade Parties in London, UK (has its own thread in this forum). In this place you pay a flat fee for a 2- or 4-hour party and then can have as much sex with as many girls as you can handle. At least 7 girls are present at each party; most of them seem to be from Brazil. I have only been three three times, but each experience was outstanding.[/QUOTE]Is this sort of thing legal in the UK?

[quote=aquemini; 1117023]i just used a great service in rio. rioupscale. com. i was just in copacabana for 3 weeks and stayed in one of their penthouses. i also rented one of their armored cars and they drove me and toured the favelas, what excitment that was. i felt really safe with these guys, they also had armed security when i needed. i guess they have been catering to the richest people in the world and have a the contacts to the most beautiful women i have ever seen. he negotiates the girls as a brazilian so they do not pay the gringo price. i am asian so, but speak english and they helped me far more than i could have imagined. also, they hooked me up with a massage therapist who blew my mind. these guys come highly recommended. i am seriously considering buying one of their places for sale because i had such an amazing time.

i &9829; rioooo[/quote]unlike some of these other cynical posters i'm going to assume that this is a real report and not an advertisement. can you elaborate on some of these prices you paid? that is, how much was the car rental and how much did they negotiate the girls for and where (at your place or somewhere else) and for how long?

[QUOTE=Edward M;1117275]Is this sort of thing legal in the UK?[/QUOTE]To be honest, I am not sure. I would assume that it is not. If you go to LMP's website, you will not find an address. You have to call and book a party, and then they will tell you. So you can draw your own conclusions.

I heard New jack City in Niterio got raided. Can anyone confirm that and is it still operating?

[QUOTE=Edward M;1117280]Unlike some of these other cynical posters I'm going to assume that this is a real report and not an advertisement. Can you elaborate on some of these prices you paid? That is, how much was the car rental and how much did they negotiate the girls for and where (at your place or somewhere else) and for how long?[/QUOTE]This is not an advertisment. Just wanted to share a good service. I been traveling to Brazil for many years. Using many services. Usually do not p4p. I have money. Those of you who said it was fake armored car, has obvisously not been in one before. Is no problem for me to pay for a good service. Maybe my price bracket is different from yours and you have never lived this life. This is why I usually don't post here. Too many jealousy and negativity.

[QUOTE=Ipanema Carioca;1117100]So you rented an armored car just to tour the favelas? Hahahaha! There are many favelas that are now run by BPM, when in the hell to you need an armored car. You can catch a cab to Tavares Bastos favela and here live jazz at the Maze. Donkey![/QUOTE]Don't get yourself scared off by smartass tourist's remarks. No Carioca would ever laugh at you for using an armored car. They would, if they could afford it. Just most people take their risks.

You can get into a road block by armed gangsters in fake police uniform at any time of the day. For example on the way from the airoport into Rio you usually would get into road blocks only late at night. But in Tijuca, or even Botafogo, you can run into them during the day time.

Make sure it is armored to withstand assault rifles, and the armoring is within its validity. After a few years it expires.

I think I once met the guys from this site, the only ones that can afford such feats are members of police. Aquemini, feel free to get in touch with me, would love to chat with you.

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112; 1116741]Just wondering. What are the top countries that Brazilian GDPs go to work (and by work, I mean For money, for all your smarta$$es out there)!

Rodeo[/QUOTE]Some guys answered already. Warm weather and Latin language are a plus. Portugal, Spain, Italy. In the US California and Florida. New Jersey for some funny reason. (but Visa requirements are a damper)

But everywhere else: Switzerland, Germany, . The funny think is, they might be cheaper in a German FKK then in Centaurus or even in L'Uomo. Guess they get more customers in a day in Europe.

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112;1116739]War criminals? Really? I'm sorry, but, that is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard on this board. This year! Some of us steal money the honest way, yet still prefer to give it away (selectively) for a quality piece of ass. Although I agree that the prices are out of hand and that I would never pay 500 Real to bang, there are some guys that make so much money. The honest way. That they don't care. I hope to be there one day. For the sole purpose of being able to buy any bi#ch in the world and make her kiss my sceptor![/QUOTE]Brazil is the sure place for criminals to escape to. Train robber Mr Biggs is the prime example. Here is another one.

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101231/ts_afp/brazilitalytrialextraditiondiplomacy_20101231133912[/url]

Of course, if you are a boxer from Cuba, federal police will convince you to surrender and go back. Lula kisses. Ss of leftist regimes.

Any criminal who knocks up a Brazilian and gets a Brazilian kid can be sure to never et extradited.

[QUOTE=MrBigy; 1116063]Brasil is for playas who are War criTminals with stolen money to burn. Not for the hard working guys who earn an honest buck. 1 dolla is pretty much 1 real. And the hookas want upwards of 500 Real? Are you kidding? This is the third world and they want outrageous sums of cash for what? Brasilian bitchs love sex and give it up for FREE to any cool guy, I know because I bang them all the time for FREE. But when you are desperate and go to the clubs they smell it, but asking for hundreds come on. Are you guys that desperate? Maybe so. And with the olympics, world cup, oil discoveries, contracts with China, brasil looks to be the powerhouse of latin america like Argentina NEVER was.

If you are not a war criminal then stay far far far away from brasil. Its a shame because once upon a time brasil was cool and affordable, but with time things do change[/QUOTE]Certainly. A few decades ago, minimum wage was 30 dollars, a termas was 20 dollars. These times are over.

These guys who say they don't pay 500 for a girl go to a termas and dole out 350 for the girl, for 40 minutes plus an hour at the bar, plus 50 for drinks. You will not pull a girl out of Barbarella for less then 500 all together.

There are Brazilians who pay 500 or more, but not for the average wh. Ore you guys would find. And, there are much cheaper ways to get girls, but most gringo's would not want to go to the trouble.

Check.

[url]http://www.tigresastijucanas.com/home.html[/url]

Half hour R$ 60, 1 hour R$ 80.

[url]http://www.mixmassagem.com/principal.htm[/url]

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[QUOTE=Aquemini;1117404]Usually do not p4p. I have money. Those of you who said it was fake armored car, has obvisously not been in one before. Is no problem for me to pay for a good service. Maybe my price bracket is different from yours and you have never lived this life. This is why I usually don't post here. Too many jealousy and negativity.[/QUOTE]In other words he is telling us that if we got to ask, then we can't afford it!

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1117458]In other words he is telling us that if we got to ask, then we can't afford it![/QUOTE]In my case for the car, yes, I am sure I cannot. However, I am wondering what the "Brazilian" price was for the girls.

One of the best laughs I had in Rio was watching Sammy Sosa's grandiose Help entrance. He was being taken around by a friend of one of the doormen. Sammy was covering his face and going on and on about no photos and the doorman said,"Who in the hell are you? I want a photo with my friend not you." Later Sammy got visibly pissed because no one recognized him.

It is not that most of us cannot afford certain things, we just know they are not necessary. In other words, a fool and his money were lucky to have gotten together in the first place. I regularly get e-mails from Rio agencies that specialize in models and actresses. I also have ridden with friends in Rio who own armored cars. Unlike a tourist, they are in positions or travel into areas where their lives could be in real danger.

I stand by my original assessment that the post is either self-promotion or bullshit.

If someone sincerely is interested in renting an armored car then they may want to consider renting from Hakan who has been renting apartments in Rio for many years. He also can provide bodyguards.

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