CAUTION – This is a true story
Last night I negotiated an evening of fun with a tall, very attractive, 35 year mature Russian lady that I met in Rattlesnake. We arrived at my apartment and proceeded with the subject of the negotiation. She insisted on a CBJ although we had previously agreed a BBBJ. At that time I was unaware that she had a wad of chewing gum in her mouth. After a few strokes she let out a soft aaargh. I looked down to witness chewing gum all over the condom and long stringy strands of gum hanging from her lips. I’m not certain what sort of gum she was using, or whether the lubricant on the condom had altered the composition of the gum. Anyway, she eventually managed to break free from the long stringy strands hanging from her mouth and lips. Unfortunately these fell into my pubic hairs and onto my testicles. Impossible to remove is not an understatement. We both picked and plucked for about half an hour. In the end I decided on radical action and shaved completely. By this time the magic of the situation had evaporated, so I sent her back to Rattlesnake to torture her next unsuspecting customer.
The moral of the story: always ask your partner to put her chewing gum on the bedpost.
AMP or MP's on WASL Rd. or Al QUOZ
Hi guys,
I've been catching up on the reading and I'm very interested in getting the contact info and addresses of the earlier (and above) mentioned AMPs.
My usual thursday night's cost me around 1,000AED + taxi + drinks and I dare only to sneak guests in after 2AM (cute potential girls in neighbooring flats, don't want them to know about my mongering) which is not very practical.
So occasionally visiting MP's would be much more lenient on the pocket and schedhule.
Would really appreciate the info in PM :)
Thanks in Advance!
Jay