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[QUOTE=Chris Long; 1218659]Hi Everyone,

I am going to be in Tijuana Thanksgiving weekend for the first time, would any one like to meet up and hang out. I will be staying on the Tijuana side until Sunday.

A few questions I will need internet connection because I will still have to check in with work over the weekend. Are there any internet cafes in the zone as I don't feel comfortable taking my lap top with me. Also do you pay the girls after or will they insist on payment first, can you just show them you have the money lay it on the counter and let them they can have it after you are finished, will this work. Will the girls let you kiss them and go down on them I prefer to go down on them first before the BJ and the sex, I'm old and like to play around in it first to get me going.

Thanks In advance and if any one wants to meet up down there and help a newbe out the first beer is on me.

Chris[/QUOTE]Hi, Chris.

First, RTFF. Much of what you ask is covered. And more.

Book a room at the Ticuan. If your laptop is around 14" it will fit into their in-room safes. They have wifi, although it can be a bit spotty, depending on where your room is in relation to the WAP. There are some internet cafes in Centro. Can't tell you exactly, but ask the front desk.

You'll get an argument on the subject of paying first. But most of the experiences on this board are of the negative variety. You pay first and lose any leverage you have. And often the session goes downhill. YMMV. My personal rule is that I never pay a BG up front. If she demands, then I know she is prety hard-core and been around too many gringos. And that's a deal-breaker. I've had a couple of SGs, and some chicas in CR who were ready to walk, but showing them the money and promising payment afterward did the trick. But that is very much the exception in my experience.

Going down on them is hit or miss. Some like it, others don't. It's best to ask first. But some really dig it! The downside is that it eats up a lot of the clock. If you like taking your time, you will need to book an hour. The f*cking hotel will charge double, but don't you even think of paying the chica double or you will be summarily drummed out of the Tijuana Corps. Stick to the MXN800 range for an hour and you'll be fine. Under no circumstances go above MXN 1, 000.

[QUOTE=Chris Long; 1218659]Hi Everyone,

Will the girls let you kiss them and go down on them I prefer to go down on them first before the BJ and the sex, I'm old and like to play around in it first to get me going.

Chris[/QUOTE]When interviewing BG's at HK I found that most will let you go down on them but kissing was mostly off the table. However I have seen some kissing going on with clients. Usually they know each other for a while and the girl has adapted to keep her long time client happy. As a newbie to the BG scene and a non ficha buyer I had a hard time negotiating Kissing and BBBJ with BG's. If cost is not an issue to you then anything is possible. I was looking for a 600mx deal but decided I'd rather pay more for a low rate SG that does what I like. I was happy that way.

Take your time and trust your gut instinct. It is a shame to give these girls up to 1000mx for a "hands off" session. I'd have more fun blowing the money on a new pair of sneakers.

Phordophan has it 100% correct when it comes to payment. If she can't deal with the money on the table and payment afterwards let her walk.

Tijuana Map in Jpeg format,

Could you post the Tijuana Map in Jpeg format for Ipod and others. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1218718]I used this map on my recent trip. Maybe somebody can use this.[/QUOTE]

I had business in San Diego on Monday and Tuesday, so I planned my trip so that I could enjoy some south-of-the border fun.

Day One:

Landed around 3:00, got my rental car, checked into the hotel where I'd be staying for the next several nights, and then headed for the border. I stopped off for some Vitamin V before heading for the Zona and got enough to last for my entire trip. The weather was really crappy, cold and rainy. I knew that I wanted to get a Greek trip in on this visit. I've always found that the schoolgirls standing at the corner will be up for anyting if the price is right, so I headed that way. There were about 5 of them there and I picked the most petite and asked for the price for sexo anal sin ropas. She said 100, I countered 80 and we were off to the room. She wanted to ride me cowgirl, which was fine with me. After a few minutes, she was really hoping that I'd finish soon, which I did.

After that, I went over to Revolution to grab some dinner. Then I hung out in a bar that was showing the MMA championship. I was sure glad that I didn't invest in PPV since the fight only lasted about a minute. After that, I was ready for round 2. I didn't see anything in AB or HK that struck me. The crowds were light, probably due to the rain. I crossed over to Mermaids and went upstairs. Turned out that there was a super hot spinner in the lineup, so that worked for me. She gave me a semi-decent massage for about 15 minutes and then we got to the main event. I pounded her in just about every position I could think of until I was done. Headed back to the border about 8:00pm and was happy to see no wait an the line.

Day Two:

Woke up Sunday morning, got some breakfast, and decided to head back over. I've never been in the Zona in the morning, so I really didn't know what to expect. Went into HK and was surprised by the number of ladies working. With only a handful of guys in the place, I felt like I had my pick. I looked eyes with one that looked like she'd be fun. She joined me in the booth and I made it clear that I wanted full GFE if we went Arriba. She agreed, and we were off. We when through the alphabet of positions and I finished in mish with her tongue down my throat. After that, I walked over to Revo and got a legit massage as Viva Mex and called it a day. The line was huge at the border, so I paid 5 bucks to one of the vans in the bus lane and made it over in pretty good time.

Day Three:

After spending Monday and Tuesday on my business activities, I had something special planned for Tuesday night. Before leaving home, I set up a TLN with Mexico Lindo Bar with Jennifer and Sunny. I had been with Jennifer before and knew that she was a lot of fun. Sunny is one of the newer chicas in the stable and I really loved her pictures. Dennis assured me that I'd have a great time, and he was absolutely right. I met the taxi driver near the McDonalds and we all headed off to La Mansion. Once inside, we ordered some Tecates, showered off, and hopped into the sack. Jennifer was a absolute tiger. Sunny was a bit more demure, but also a lot of fun. It was spectacular. 8 hours filled with mouths, fingers, boobs, and pussy. We took a couple of naps along the way and called up for a room service snack around 2:00. I managed 4 pops during the course of the night. It was glorious.

In the morning, the line was incredibly long. I did the $5 bus thing again and made it through in about 15 minutes. Overall, a very successful trip. Looking forward to my next visit.

[QUOTE=Sound7; 1219259]Tijuana Map in Jpeg format,

Could you post the Tijuana Map in Jpeg format for Ipod and others. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I tried to convert it back to a jpeg but had troubles. I didn't think about smart phone usage when I posted. Sorry

[QUOTE=Sound7; 1219259]Tijuana Map in Jpeg format,

Could you post the Tijuana Map in Jpeg format for Ipod and others. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Tijuana Map jpeg

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1219409]Tijuana Map jpeg[/QUOTE]Thanks! Hopefully people can enlarge it.

I'am never sure when I write these reports if I should only just stick to useful information for other members. Or if anyone likes to read about the trials and tribulations of carrying on a relationship with a lady in the Zona. But if you ever think it is posible you might want to get mixed up with one of these ladies you might find the info useful.

Things I learned on this trip.

1. Ticuan is still favorite. I prefer my room on the same side of the building as the front entrance. In the wee hours as the drunks are leaving Las Pulgas many fights and arguments and drama, it is better than watching TV.

2. Many times it is asked on this board is it ok to bring a lady back to your Hotel. On 2 of the 3 nights I ended up with 2 girls spending the night and no one at the desk batted an eye.

3. Favorite club in the Zona, is Tropical Bar if you want to drink dance and have a good time seems like the most festive of the clubs. Also the new addition is a good place to go sit with the right Chica and get away from all the commotion.

4. I'am pretty sure GF loves me, and it is still never about money with her. But as usual I will proceed with alot of caution. She might just see me as part of her exit strategy from the Zona. She is in her upper 30's and is probably thinking she does not have many years left in the bar. She claims she will no longer go to the room for sex only dancing and lady drinks I guess without a spy I will never know. But then again if I'am going to get mixed up with a lady in the zona I better not worry about things like that.

5. And most important try to make sure not to get her to drunk. Some people like me are passive happy drunks. And others become angry and sometimes violent when consuming to much alcohol. I found her to be a bit dangerous after to much alcohol.

So as far as the report met GF at her work a little before she finished her shift good timing I only bought 1 fichia. We then met up with one of her BG friends at Las Pulgas and ended up staying till about 3 a. M. It was nice having her friend there she was attracting men and they would buy buckets of beer, and I ended up not having to buy all the drinks. After Las Pulgas ended up at Ricardo's a restraunt about a block away. The food wasn't that good, seems like you can get better tasting food at the street taco stands. All 3 of us ended up back at the Ticuan to go to sleep. I found it unusual to be having sex with her, while her friend was in the bed next to us. I was waiting for her to join in but it never happened.

Friday she said she was not going to work so we just spent the day together she had a few errands and I went along for the ride.

We had dinner at Los Panchos on Rev. It is one of my favorite places for carne asada tacos. We then ended up hanging out at a few bars in the Zona. Tropical was the most entertaining, there was a shirtless American who spent the night dancing with himself. A drunk old guy who amused himself by constantly throwing limes napkins and other trash onto the dance floor. And then there was the old Gay guy in the cowboy hat. He set his sights on a guy sitting by himself and came to his table and sat next to him and put his arm around him. The guy was complaining to the waiters they just seemed to chuckle. Seems like there was no security to help the guy out. Anyway we headed back to the room around midnight for mucho sexo.

Saturday she wanted us to go to her casa so she could pick up some cloth and check on the family. I told her I would stay at the hotel and she should text me when she comes back. She asked for 10 dollars for gas and I gave it to her. I still have not figured out proper shitting etiquette when you spend this much time together so that was probably the main reason to stay in the room. We met up again about mid afternoon and the first thing she did was give me the 10 dollars back, she said she ended up not needing gas. Once again when it comes to money this girl is very unusual compared to the girls you will find in the Zona.

Saturday night she made plans for her friend to meet us at the room for another night at Las Pulgas. In an effort to test our situation I told her to go to Las Pulgas with her friend and I would stay in the room cause us old guys need alot of sleep. She failed that test, she said ok bye. I didn't expect her to leave the love of her life to go dancing with other men. But oh well I wasn't going to lay around the room and feel sorry for myself so I headed to the Zona. I had the cab driver send me a text that he was a friend in town and to meet him at Tropical for a drink, just in case I needed some kind of cover story. Took a walk through most of the clubs hoping to maybe come across a fellow ISG member. Pretty sure I would be able to spot Steve, Joe or maybe even Tom. But I just ended up drinking and flirting for the next 2 hours. Then I started getting the calls and texts to please come meet them at Las Pulgas. So eventually after getting a bit drunk I headed to Las Pulgas.

Las Pulgas was packed I even had to wait in line to get inside. There was alot more drinking at Las Pulgas and before I knew it, it was 5 something in the morning we were all pretty drunk and headed back to the hotel. So me and 2 drunk ladies headed to the room of course I 'am starting to picture a wild 3 some back in the room. Nope thats not where this story is going. For some reason my GF likes to act like she is mad about something when she drinks. And after a few minutes it always follows the same pattern we kiss make up and everything is fine. So as we are leaving she acts like she is mad about me going to the Zona earlier. She goes to one food stand to eat and I go to another. After I get my food I spot her and her friend over by the massage place across the street. So me always joking around I pretend I don't see them and go walk into the massage parlor. The guy inside is like one moment and I can see the ladies and pick one. Right about then my GF walks inside to see what the hell I'am doing. I start yelling yes yes I want that one and grab my GF by the arm the guy is yelling back no no she no trabajo aqui. I ask how much and he is still trying to explain that she is not a worker. She had a bewildered look on her face so I guess that made the whole thing more believable. I say it is ok I take to my room and then I walk out. Once I was outside I looked back at the parlor and all the ladies are lined up at the window trying to look outside to see what is going to happen next. At that point I say look at the beautiful ladies in the window, that triggered something all of a sudden she flipped out she kept repeating " beautiful ladies" and she jumped in a cab to leave me and her friend are trying to get her out of the cab and get her to calm down. We finally get her back to the room and she starts all over again she grabs her keys and said she is leaving, we get the keys away from her and then she really flips out she starts throwing everything she can get her hands on. Her and her friend are yelling at.

Each other, then she punches her friend in the nose. Then comes a knock at the door and it is someone from the hotel checking to see if everything is ok. Next thing I know her and her friend are hugging and all of a sudden everything is ok. I guess I'am probably not prepared to deal with all this baggage these ladies carry around inside them but I seem to always enjoy these trips enough to come back again.

Sunday morning she woke up as sweet as can be and kept apoligizing to me and her friend. I headed to the border after breakfest. The line was very long but it doesn't seem to matter how long the line is it usually takes about an hour to cross. Now if I could find a way to avoid the $30. 00 parking bill after a 3 days visit.

Sounds like the fun I always have on my trips.

[QUOTE=Hugotheman; 1219643]Things I learned on this trip.

2. Many times it is asked on this board is it ok to bring a lady back to your Hotel. On 2 of the 3 nigh.[/QUOTE]Many mongers stay at Ticuan. In fact at one point the staff were in cahoots with various outcall agencies to hook guys up. BTW thanks for providing some color about your visits. It's been years since I've spent significant time at Tropical but when I did I don't even recall seeing any late 30's women working there. Is your GF's BG friend hot? Why exactly does she stay the night with your two? Why not put her in a cab?

[QUOTE=Hugotheman;1219643]I'am never sure when I write these reports if I should only just stick to useful information for other members. Or if anyone likes to read about the trials and tribulations of carrying on a relationship with a lady in the Zona.[/QUOTE]I for one enjoy your stories, keep them up.

[QUOTE=Hugotheman;1219643]I still have not figured out proper shitting etiquette when you spend this much time together so that was probably the main reason to stay in the room.[/QUOTE]The proper etiquette is to do it right off. That will set the pace of shitting over the duration of the relationship. Don't let grass grow under your feet. The longer you wait the more uncomfortable it will be to start. Just say my stomach is killing me. I'll be in my office if you need me. The same when you see a woman you like you want to go right up to her. Don't stare at her for 15 to 20 minutes.

Yea Reinaldo I guess 37 does sound kind of old as far as Tijuana club girls go. But its not like you are going to walk through a club and go maybe that Grama looking thing over in the corner is the one Hugo was talking about. She looks pretty good when I first saw her I would have guessed 25-30. I have had my share of the 19 year old hard bodies and in most cases they will just lay there and go are you finished yet. Remember women reach there sexual peak around 35. And besides the older you get the younger they look.

As far as her friend she is 26 nice body probably around a 6 or 6. 5. As far as her spending the night I just rolled with it and didn't ask any questions. The beds at the Ticuan are large and there was enough room for everyone. Now if we would have been out with her favorite masero Pablo and he wanted to spend the night, that shit aint happening. I would be more than happy to pay his cab fare to get him the hell out of there.

I did find it kind of funny, one morning I was having breakfest at the Ticuan restaraunt when I overheard the conversation of 2 gentleman sitting in the booth next to me. The conversation centered around eating pussy and sucking on tits and whether or not the ladies in the Zona take enough care to properly wash up between customers. Or is it posible that they may be ingesting the bodily fluids from there previous customer. Interesting table talk, and I guess the Ticuan's far share of business does come from fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Hugotheman; 1220592]Yea Reinaldo I guess 37 does sound kind of old as far as Tijuana club girls go. But its not like you are going to walk through a club and go maybe that Grama looking thing over in the corner is the one Hugo was talking about. She looks pretty good when I first saw her I would have guessed 25-30. I have had my share of the 19 year old hard bodies and in most cases they will just lay there and go are you finished yet. Remember women reach there sexual peak around 35. And besides the older you get the younger they look.

As far as her friend she is 26 nice body probably around a 6 or 6. 5. As far as her spending the night I just rolled with it and didn't ask any questions. The beds at the Ticuan are large and there was enough room for everyone. Now if we would have been out with her favorite masero Pablo and he wanted to spend the night, that shit aint happening. I would be more than happy to pay his cab fare to get him the hell out of there.

I did find it kind of funny, one morning I was having breakfest at the Ticuan restaraunt when I overheard the conversation of 2 gentleman sitting in the booth next to me. The conversation centered around eating pussy and sucking on tits and whether or not the ladies in the Zona take enough care to properly wash up between customers. Or is it posible that they may be ingesting the bodily fluids from there previous customer. Interesting table talk, and I guess the Ticuan's far share of business does come from fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]The problem I have with older chicas is that, as a rule, the older they get, the sloppier they get. This is often countered by their increased level of passion. The ones that raise their level of passion counter proportional to the the sloppy level increase are the best. I agree that most hottie central looking chicas are dead wood in the room.

I know a Brazilian girl back home who is 37 and actually looks better now than she did 5 years ago. She has also raised her performance to top shelf stuff. When she told me how old she was, I had no problem acting surprised be / see I would have guessed 30.

I'm a lazy bastard, and have been lax in posting TRs. So, I'll try to catch up.

I decided to to an overnight a few weeks ago, when it was raining so badly. I wanted to cancel, but I'd already booked the Ticuan, bought train tix, etc.

It was clear and a bit chilly when I left, but by the time I got to SAN it was raining pretty hard. It let up by the tmie the trolley got to SY, but picked up again about the time I started to cross that f*cking bridge. By the time I got over I was pretty wet. I was kicking myself all the way for forgetting a hat.

Just past the old overpass entrance there were a bunch of jackbooted faggots, in cool-ass sunglasses and doing their best to look like real hard-asses. Obviously looking for dangerous persons, but more obviously afraid of geting their snazzy uniforms wet. So, they were all crowded under that overhang.

Finally got to Ticuan, my TLN was waiting for me. Got the the room, got my wet jacket off, and started to warm up a bit. I'm getting revved up when she tells me that there is something she absolutely, positively has to see at the church. She says it's there at 4:00, and that it's some stuff Pope John Paul II used to own. I'm not too thrilled, but she promises it will only take a little bit and we'll come back immediately. Then she drops to her knees and starts administrating a very good BBBJ, with promises of more to come. Had I known then. But it sounded like some sort of historical collection of interesting artefacts.

She then says she needs my coat, as her giant furry one is too long and she trips over it. Lucky for me I brought a nice warm pull-over sweater, just in case. So, we go out and grab a cab. Of course, the TJPD has like a 3-block area around the church cordoned off, so we have to get out and walk in the pouring rain.

Surrounding the church (and inside) are all manner of trinket sales people, selling giant photos of JP2, rosaries in little boxes with his picture on it, etc, etc. And they were doing a brisk business.

Of course we get there at 4:20 and whatever we were supposed to see is gone. I see a poster on the wall, and deduce that this traveling show will be at the new cathedral at 5:00. So, I tell her that we should go there and see it. What a huge mistake.

After a long-ass ride in the rain (where she tells the cabbie she's thirsty and insists he hop out and go into an OXXO to buy her a soda) we get to the cathedral. It's about 4:45-ish and there is already a long line. So, we get into said line. Thank God the rain stopped. But a wonderfully cold sharp wind came up.

The line started moving at 5:00, just as advertised. It moved a fair amount, thens stopped dead at 5:15. And we stood in that fucking line, wet and freezing, for almost another 90 minutes. All the while vendors worked the crowd, selling these huge posters, suitable for framing, of JP2. You got to be kidding. You're going to hang that where?

I was getting seriously pissed off. My back was tightening up, my feet hurt and I told her if we don't start moving by 6:30 I was going back to the hotel and she could meet me there. But it started moving at exactly 6:30, and we were inside about 6:45.

The line wandered down the stairs, through some under-construction parts of the cathedral, and into a wide area. OK. Finally going to get to see this neat-o collection of stuff.

In a wide spot was a funeral bier, made of fancy metal and porcelain, with JP2 painted on the porcelain ovals on the sides and ends. On top was a plexiglas box with a fucking statue of JP2, wearing the papal robes, or some shit. And people were crowding around this creepy-assed thing, touching the top, muttering to themselves, and practically swooning. What the ever-loving fuck? She's all excited and starts taking photos and hanging around it. One of the ushers is trying to get me to move along, but she's dawdling. I figure the good stuff is up the hallway a bit. But NOOOOOO!

We walk up the hall and suddenly I find myself outside in a parking lot. I lost it. I turned to her and said is that it? We stood in line for TWO FUCKING HOURS to see that?

She looked very hurt and I was sorry I lost it. She said she was sorry, I told her that I thought, based on all the hoopla that it was something a LOT bigger than a fake pope in a box. But the fun wasn't over. Then we had to hoof half-way around the Plaza Rio area untile we could catch a cab to the PR shopping center where I made a beeline to Starbucks.

After some hot coffee, and a movie at the VIP, I felt better. Took a collectivo back to Centro, had some delicious tacos in front of the Ticuan, and off to bed for some debauchery and sleep.

Next day, another round, shower and out the door. The line at noon was all the way around the corner and then some. I just whipped out my SENTRI and bypassed all of it.

I always laughed when I read stories of Mexicans (and other Catholics) flocking to see the Virgin Mary in a water stain under a bridge, or some other nonsense. I had a hard time believing people were that gullible. But, if nothing else, I got a good education thsi trip. They are! And I got to see it up close and personal. Wow! Added bonus. I DIDN"T get pneumonia!