So tongues are nearly rupturing holes through everybody's cheeks, right?
[QUOTE=Red Kilt; 1312239]Check out this link.
Very very funny.
"Philippines Bishops declare support for ejaculation"[/QUOTE]The first giveaway about this hoax is the nifty acronym: "CBCP, or the Censorious Bishops Collegium of the Philippines." Right.
But the highpoint for me was the satirist's self-deprecating conclusion:
"Meanwhile, Fr. Tomasito Torquemada, CBCP director of information, sternly announced that a news website reporter will face excommunication for 'blasphemy, heresy and spreading satirical interpretations' of church affairs.
'We're already reserving a bunk in Hell for him, very close to the boilers, ' Torquemada warned.
Manila's newsgathering circles are buzzing with speculation about the identity of the condemned reporter-CNN"
Actually, I applaud the Inquirer management for condoning such colorful and apropos satire.
But in the world of real Catholic leaders, one of them addressing the lambs at the EDSA Shrine protest had the gall to refer to the proposed legislation as "corruption." Now asshole, let's talk about real corruption: Corruption is when the CBCP repeatedly extended its blessing to the corrupt previous president, GMA. Corruption is also the name for centuries of Catholic clergy impregnating young God-fearing Filipinas and swearing them to silence lest they incur God's wrath. And corruption is the name for centuries of harvesting collections from poor Filipinos--for the purpose of building up wealth on earth for the Church--while promising redemption in a fictional hereafter for those who could least afford to be making these contributions. Does this sound a little like atheist cynicism? Nah.
Straight to hell. Wow, that brings back memories.
Think horny teenage boy 15. Think nun with a vow of celibacy.
She tells the class that sex before marriage is a sin and one would will go to hell. Then she tells the whopper,"Even thinking about sex before marriage is a sin and you will go to hell."
That's when it became crystal clear to the 15-yr-old virginal X, these religious nuts don't know what they are talking about.
[QUOTE=Red Kilt; 1312239]Check out this link.
Very very funny.
"Philippines Bishops declare support for ejaculation"
[url]http://globalnation.inquirer.net/46487/bishops-declare-support-for-ejaculation[/url]
They also don't like premarital sex, sex for pleasure, kinky sex, sex video sex, imaginary sex, phone sex, Internet sex, sex for hire, and same-sex sex.
WR. Sorry but you will be going straight to hell[/QUOTE]
Renting a condo vs. Hotel?
Greetings all!
I know I'm probably in the wrong place for this so I apologize in advance if I am. Four of us are traveling to makati in September and we were looking to rent 2 two bedroom condos in the fort area. It averages to about $40 dollars per person each night. Has anyone here rented a condo? We are only staying for 5 or 6 nights. The place is pearl lettings.
Man, I've been on here for hours trying to figure out the lingo, the do's and don't's but its not going to fully make sense until I'm there. LOL also, I hear a lot about AC vs. Manila. Whats the distance I have to travel from makati to AC? By cab.
Thanks all.