My first night in Bangkok was regrettable to say the least! I went to Nana Plaza first around 11 pm, maybe it's the time of the year (few days before NYE) but it was wall to wall packed! Every bar I went in to had few if any seating available and men massively outnumbered women, which put me off. I hopped over to Soi Cowboy where it was a little better. I settled at Crazy House after touring the strip where, to be fair the dancers in there are some of the most gorgeous I've seen in my 2 weeks in Thailand so far, but they saw a naive rookie a mile away and I got fleeced good (which I'll admit isn't the first time I've made this mistake!) after a few too many drinks, pent up excitement and the allure of hot topless girls in front of me, ID lost my head and became pretty easy to part with my money.
A few of the girls swarmed me when I arrived, I stuck with the one I found the hottest, easily a 9/10, drop dead gorgeous! One girly drink paid for and she was all over me, on my lap, kissing my face all over and non stop giggling, and I was caught in her web! Soon after another girl came up asking for a drink, also a 9/10 - with a banging body too, I didn't take much convincing to buy her a drink as well and she placed my hands on her awesome breasts as a thank you. Now, here's where the mistake starts, as now a gaggle of go go girls swarmed me! I now had 5 girls in front of me all asking for a drink! These drinks weren't cheap either, but feeling a bit too much bravado in the moment I caved, a shot for all, which soon extended to a drink for two of the bar staff and the massaman as well! Who was very touchy herself through the night and didn't mind copping a few gropes off me either. She offered me to bar fine the first girl I was with, who was on her 3rd drink by now, damage would be 700 bh + 4000 for the ST. Too deep now to back down at this point, and her gorgeous smile beckoning, I was quick to accept. This extended to an offer to also take the 2nd girl for a 3 some, but even in my drunken stupor 8 k was too much to part with. The drink tab however totalled just shy of 4000 bh: !
We made our way to a short time room on cowboy, which was around 300 bh. Now, I could have forgiven myself the next day for having splurged so much cash on my first night, were it not for the fact that what followed was particularly disappointing. Gone was the overly eager and excitable girl kissing my face nonstop and hopping up and down my lap for the past hour, and replaced with a mechanical starfish, oral with condom, very light kissing and little affection. We boned in a few different positions and it didn't take me long to finish in the bag. She was washed and dressed and we were out within half an hour. We exchanged lines but I didn't stay in touch. I woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and feeling like a massive mug to have spent over £200 on my first night with so little to show for it. I was too jet lagged to attempt a 2nd night in Bangkok and began to feel a little disheartened that Thailand wouldn't be the promised lands I hoped it would. However the following week in Pattaya more than made up for it, in fact it was so good I fear it may have changed my life forever trip report of Pattaya to follow shortly in the Pattaya thread.