Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Alexandra2525;2974278]Hey guys.

My first ever mongering trip to Thailand is almost here! I'll have two nights in BK before I fly to Phuket. As my time in BK is pretty short I'll be doing the obvious / easy stuff like Nana Plaza and any other bars walking distance that take my fancy.

Are there any venues there that insist on long pants for entry? Obviously it's going to be hot out there and I would usually prefer to wear shorts in a climate like that. I have smart shorts and shirts ie I wouldn't be out in cargo shorts, vest and flip flops but would it be better to wear long pants?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have seen tourists in temples in Bangkok with shorts. Not ridiculously short shorts, obviously hot pants won't do, but khaki shorts are fine. It's hot as hell in South East Asia. Wear whatever you want, in most places in Bangkok if they need you to cover up, they'll have shawls ready for you. Plenty of clueless tourists showing up at what Arun and such places, wearing next to nothing, at the entrance they'll just make you cover up with whatever they have in hand. That's it. This ain't like malasia or Indonesia where you have a bunch of highly fanatical muslim types that'll kick your ass if you show a little skin. Ha!

It's Thailand baby! It's all sex, all the time. It's a playground created by Mephistopheles Himself for us to spill seed in. Have fun! You're going to literally the best adult playground in the world and you thinking about a dress code? Even at Nana and Cowboy, 9 out of 10 dudes there dress incredibly shabby. Like they're about to mow the lawn on a Saturday kind of shabby.

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;2974410] Pull out is better than cum in pussy for birth control.[/QUOTE]A bit of back door action is even better.

[QUOTE=GaijinGigolo;2974389]You don't need long pants anywhere in Thailand other than the Buddhist temples.[/QUOTE]Doesn't Levels on Sukhumvit Soi 11 require men to wear long pants and no sandals / open toe shoes? Maybe other similar clubs too. They used to. But I have not gone in there in a couple of years.

As I consider myself an old Bangkok hand and having had previously good experience with local joints I just had to do T-Ded. While having significant Thai experience for literally decades I do not speak Thai nor do I particularly like the party setup thing. I am no heavy drinker, monger alone so it is kind of not my sweet spot.

T-Ded is easy enough to find, BTS Saphan Kwai, walk 10 minutes past the Big see turn left two times and it is difficult to miss. Action starts around 9 pm, they are open until 5 AM. The place is in urgent need for renovation, nothing high end here. Just a run down gogo bar with dancers in bikinis. I entered around 9:30 after a massage nearby as I had arrived too early. The massage was good but most interesting was the special negotiation going on in the next section. My therapist and I had a good laugh.

So back to T-Ded. You just enter, the manager speaks 3 words of English, get a table or a private room (150 Bath per hour). Order drinks and food or pick a girl first. Manager is very helpful but you will be the only white Falange. There were at least 50 girls, most GND and really almost all doable. I picked one, who turned out to be a dancer so she will be away for a couple of minutes occasionally but no worries she will be back. The private rooms have glass doors so not much privacy, I did not experience or saw a lot of naughty action therefore. Communication via google translate was easy. The food costs 150 to 400 bath a plate, beer also 150 for a big bottle. They will try to get you to order more and everyone wants a 100 baht tip. So watch it. It will add up. I stayed 2 hours with my girl and paid 2200 including tips, it will be difficult to get much less. The 100 baht lap dances are lame. She grinds you for 3 minutes and lets you grab her naked tits. You give her 100. Not sure why that is in any way appealing. Take out to a nearby dump hotel with only cold water is 2500 all inclusive, she wanted 6 k for the night but leave at 6 am. No good deal IMHO. So I took her ST, which was short but a full GFE delight. Tipped her 500. So the whole evening came to a little more than 5 k plus 65 baht motobikertaxi back home. And I doubt you can get this much lower. It is absolutely no problem to go there as long as you know how to behave in Thailand and watch your expenses. It was it worth for me to experience it once but is it really cheaper? I visited Geisha to see my lovely Bam and had a bar tap of 1 k for 3 lady drinks plus my beer. BF 1 k and she would have gotten another 3 k. So no big difference. But thanks for finding this place and keep more local options coming. There is much more to Bangkok than Nana, Soi Cowboy and the usual MPs!

FA.

[QUOTE=StevieJ1;2971166]Burana Sat Road.[/QUOTE]I walked up and down the length of that road today.

My God.

Is that where they put the old birds out to pasture? LOL.

I don't mind a bit of rough but that place was apocalyptic.

It was interesting to me as an explorer but not as a monger.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2974402]You get better results with long pants. You don't see hiso Thais wearing shorts.[/QUOTE]It probably depends on what your legs are like.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2974402]You get better results with long pants. You don't see hiso Thais wearing shorts.[/QUOTE]Nyezhov is spot on. If you must wear shorts, only during the day, long pants at night.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2974552]If you must wear shorts, only during the day, long pants at night.[/QUOTE][B]Is that because you are in [U]CockBang[/U][/B]?

Because it is not like that in Pattaya. In fact clothing with natural soft materials so that they do not irritate the skin of the girls that want to grind on you is highly recommended if your prefer venue where all hands are on dick (I mean on deck). Or is it that you lovers of [U]CockBang[/U] don't engage in such decedent activities and just politely observe and admire the female form from afar.

[B]ROTFMAO[/B]!

Hi everybody, I am looking for the absolute best of BKK, the hottest girls around, and willing to pay for it too. If you have any recommendations where the absolute VIP girls would go outside of the usual Nana / Soi Cowboy / Patpong, would appreciate it. Price is no object. Feel free to PM me if easier. Thanks. In advance.

[QUOTE=Hcqygauqas;2974613]Hi everybody, I am looking for the absolute best of BKK, the hottest girls around, and willing to pay for it too. If you have any recommendations where the absolute VIP girls would go outside of the usual Nana / Soi Cowboy / Patpong, would appreciate it. Price is no object. Feel free to PM me if easier. Thanks. In advance.[/QUOTE]You are in the wrong city. Take a short flight to Singapore or Macau, stay at Marina Bay Sands or the Venetian Book the Penthouse Suites but most likely they will be booked 1 year in advance, become a LVS (the owners of MBS and the Venetian) VIP member and the casino or operations manager will get you what you want.

[QUOTE=Hcqygauqas;2974613]Hi everybody, I am looking for the absolute best of BKK, the hottest girls around, and willing to pay for it too. If you have any recommendations where the absolute VIP girls would go outside of the usual Nana / Soi Cowboy / Patpong, would appreciate it. Price is no object. Feel free to PM me if easier. Thanks. In advance.[/QUOTE]Maria and the like. Fishbowl selection, sidelines even better. You'll have to do your business in-house but I imagine after a few visits with a girl, take out options become viable. Another option would be the Gentleman clubs like PIMP. I posted about it recently. Not my style and a bit of a cock-tease. But I imagine if one invested in multiple visits and splurges on the same chick, she would make herself available for take out. These two venues had the best looking girls for top dollar. However as you can see in both instances it also requires an investment in time.

I agree with the previous posters. Sure you can spend your days seeking out top dollar high roller women, but Bkk is just not geared up that way. Thailand's charm is the cheep and cheerful. Multiple pops per day, switch girls, venues, formats. I'm pretty sure 500 USD on the streets of BKK can keep you occupied for days with decent quality women and service. That to me is far better than spending 500 bucks for an hour with a seemly high class chick who speaks pigeon English and may or may not put out.

[QUOTE=FernandoAlonso;2974494]As I consider myself an old Bangkok hand and having had previously good experience with local joints I just had to do T-Ded. While having significant Thai experience for literally decades I do not speak Thai nor do I particularly like the party setup thing. I am no heavy drinker, monger alone so it is kind of not my sweet spot.

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Take out to a nearby dump hotel with only cold water is 2500 all inclusive,
[/QUOTE]I'm similar, but yikes. I'm too spoiled to enjoy unheated showers at night and did not know about that.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2974493]Doesn't Levels on Sukhumvit Soi 11 require men to wear long pants and no sandals / open toe shoes? Maybe other similar clubs too. They used to. But I have not gone in there in a couple of years.[/QUOTE]Possibly, but I wouldn't consider that to be nana plaza and the surrounding bars.

[QUOTE=Hcqygauqas;2974613]Hi everybody, I am looking for the absolute best of BKK, the hottest girls around, and willing to pay for it too. If you have any recommendations where the absolute VIP girls would go outside of the usual Nana / Soi Cowboy / Patpong, would appreciate it. Price is no object. Feel free to PM me if easier. Thanks. In advance.[/QUOTE]It is all in the hunt because the truth is: really hot working girls are a somewhat rare find in BKK's nightlife industry and in my experience although one can find them in small numbers almost anywhere, if you look. So, first I recommend a couple of the better Nana Go Go's like Rainbow 4 and Billboard as a good starting point and to anchor your expectations as to what you can expect. My favorite Go Go's will usually have at least 3 or 4 very pretty girls working there. The lesser Go Go's won't have any doable girls IMHO. 555.

Next, widen the search to include a few high end soapies like Black Caviar, Maria Massage, and La Belle. These soapies recruit their girls from a different source than the Go Go's, and cater more to NE Asian tastes in girls. Not all soapy girls are hot, of course, but I am pretty sure you will find a few girls that you will find attractive there although I could be wrong.

Next, check and some of the nightclubs. Nightclub girls are FL's and their talent level can be high, although sometimes it is hit or miss. You never know until you go.

And lastly, if you have the time (and money) and are still searching, check out a Gentlemen's Club like The Pimp Club. You will find some very pretty girls here too, but the downside is that the Pimp is very expensive, and shagging a Pimp girl of your choice is not guaranteed.

Good luck hunting.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2974552]Nyezhov is spot on. If you must wear shorts, only during the day, long pants at night.[/QUOTE]What is the basis for this comment? Many people post similar things. I agree that Thai men wear long pants, I see no reason to mimic them. I wear shorts and running shoes, switch to sandals for raining days. My shirts range from button down to golf shirts to ordinary T-shirts. Always clean clothes and freshly showered. I seem to be welcomed everywhere I go, though I don't go to high end restaurants or 5-star hotels.