Sunday report and mini-guide
Just got back from Tijuana earlier today. Didn't see any lingering sign of the raid from Friday night, everything normal. Walked around the club at 8:30pm, about 20-30 girls were there. Saw three I liked and on my second circle around chatted with one I liked, from Mexicali. She was friendly and I asked her upstairs rather than buy drinks. Paid $12 for the room, paid her $70, and she said she'd give me a massage. She turned out to be really good at it, with her warm pussy sitting on top of my ass as she took her time. Next she had me turn over, and gave me a CBJ. Good technique, and great natural body as well. Asked me what position I liked, and we went at it however I wanted. The beds in this hotel have a mirror so it's always a nice touch. She mentioned that she did just massages as a side job. I asked her which days she worked and in reply she added that it was the end of her shift. It was just around 9pm still. Another successful trip. Total time from crossing border to crossing border: 50 minutes (10 minute walk + cab. 5 minute to choose a girl. 25 minutes with girl. 5 mins using club bathroom and looking. 10 minutes cab + walk. 5 minutes immigration.
In San Diego for comparison, it's generally impossible to get a girl like this for anything under $300 and she more often then not won't be as good or enthusiastic. In Tijuana you can get a good GFE experience more often than not at Adelitas, in my experience.
What follows is a brief guide for anyone new to Tijuana. It's only based off my experience over a few years as a SD local plus from friends I've shared info with. Thanks to everyone else who's helped all these years on this forum.
Itinerary. If you just want to fuck for money using the minimal time possible with no other hassles (MFM. Minimal Fuck for Money) , this is a bare bones step by step guide for beginners!
1) Drive towards the border on freeway 5 and exit the last exit (exit 1A). Pay attention to the freeway signs as you near the 3 mile mark where it lists all the exits. Take the last one, which will be labeled as "last exit USA". BTW, exit 1B is the second to last exit, so don't worry about passing it. Use google maps if you're not good with exits.
2) After you exit the freeway, choose a parking lot. I prefer going straight at the intersection, and making a right into the parking lot there. It's $10 which is more than other places, but the closest lot possible (I. E. Least walking distance). There are other lots of course as low as $4 you can walk from or take a shuttle. Take your ticket as you enter and leave it in your car when you park. Personally, I'd recommend getting to the border around 8pm if you're not sure. I also recommend only taking what you need, and if it's an MFM you're looking for then just take your Passport / driver's license, cash, car keys, and maybe even a cell phone (if you must). Just my opinion but I strongly recommend you don't take ATM or Credit Cards, any other form of I'd (business cards, etc.) , valuables, anything possibly considered a weapon, etc.
3) Walk to the sidewalk and head towards the border turnstile. Follow everyone else and you'll see. After the turnstile you'll be in the "neutral zone", and eventually walk through a second set of turnstiles. Keep going straight and you'll soon be at the taxi area which is full of taxis and guys dressed in black asking if you need a taxi. Say yes or si.
4) Tell them which bar you want to go to. I suggest Adelitas Bar as your first stop by default, both because it's good and because they're unlikely to mishear you say it. The fare is typically $5, sometimes $6. Most of this pays for the gasoline. You can sit in the back of the cab like most tourists, or sit in the front like most locals. Doesn't make a difference.
5) The red light zone is going to be a few blocks from the giant arch, but the taxi has to take an indirect route to get there both because of the streety layout and to avoid traffic. It'll be just under 5 minutes without traffic. You'll know you're getting close as you see lots of large neon signs and people milling. If by any chance you see a swarm of cops / federal agents herding people so they can be searched and checked, it's a raid and you're out of luck. Go back to America or anywhere else in Tijuana.
6) If you chose Adelitas, there will be a huge sign saying "Adelitas". Walk straight through the curtained door.
7) Circle the club inside and every time you see a girl you like make a mental note of where they are and keep count. When you make a full circle, there are three possible numbers in your head. If Zero, go to another club like Hong Kong. If One, pick that girl. If More than One, pick one girl for now with the other girls as backup.
8) Don't be afraid, walk up to the girl you choose and say Hello, or hola. Doesn't matter which. She might speak a lot of English, or zero English. Doesn't matter which. Spend 0 to 5 minutes chatting with her, but no more than that or you're likely to be asked to buy yourself a beer and buy her a drink by the waiters at Adelitas. Of course, some people do prefer this but this is an MFM guide. Instead, ask her if she's available to go upstairs with you and she will obviously say yes. If it's your first time with this girl, you might want to confirm the price she charges at this point. Most girls charge $60 or less, but certainly some nice girls charge more like $70 or $80.
9) Follow her out the front door and go next door to the hotel on the left. Go upstairs, pay the nice guy $12. She'll get her purse from that guy, and you guys go to your room to fuck.
10) Pay her and get your clothes off. If you're a virgin, look up a guide on how to fuck. If not, then fuck. You'll generally get a blow job and sex in any position you prefer, but of course some girls are better than others.
11) Shower and use the bathroom in the room if you prefer, and get your clothes back on. If you want to fuck another girl, have your rest and go to step 7. Otherwise, proceed to step 12.
12) Outside Adelitas, say you want a taxi and enter the taxi at the front of the taxi line. Say you want to go to the border, and he'll take you.
13) You'll exit standing next to the freeway, on the Mexican side of the border. Walk paralell to the freeway along the narrow corridor to the immigration checkpoint, about 3 minutes away. I suggest you don't stop for any reason no matter how much some stranger may ask you for money or offer you something. Who cares if some lady opened the door to your taxi for you (which happened today's trip and a previous one) , don't give her money just politely ignore her. Sadly, I also have to mention a small warning that occasionally there have been police shakedowns right at this location very late at night (ex. Past midnight). But just walk calmly and directly to the border station and you'll be fine, especially it's still before midnight with the mass migratio going on.
14) At the immigration check, wait in line until it's your turn. Present your passport or driver's license. They might ask you a simple question, so give them a simple and correct answer and you should be fine to pass. Example quetions are: What are you bringing? (today's question) What's your name? (if they ask a second time, give the same answer) What did you do in Tijuana? (answer: visited the bars) Don't joke, don't be disrespectful, don't make this take any longer than it has to because this is an MFM guide!
15) Find the parking lot you parked at. The one I mentioned is going to be across the freeway, which you can use the pedestrian bridge or walk the long way around to get to. The sign for the bridge says "to Mexico" but that doesn't mean you must go to Mexico if you use it. Either way, the freeway is your best reference if you get disoriented for any reason.
16) Get back on the 5 freeway, being careful not to go 5 South (the wrong way) and cross into Mexico. There's a warning sign for that particular route.
Total cost for the above trip is going to end up about $90-$100, depending on the options you chose.
Some notes for beginners:
* If you just want a MFM, park and walk. Don't drive through the border. Driving through generally takes much longer and has other disadvantages. If you want to stay overnight or bring girls to your own hotel room, there are some great tips in this thread on that.
* Don't hang around outdoors in the red light district any longer than you have to. This is especially true after midnight when there aren't many people around. Inside the clubs is the safest place to be in that part of town. Tijuana is not very dangerous, but it's also not exactly safe. The main dangers are drunk locals with guns (like the murder of the bouncer just a few weeks ago) , pickpockets, and cops looking for a shakedown (like yesterday during the raid).
* If you want mexican food, the best places are outside the red light district as well as in other towns further south.
Lastly, practice safe sex. Condoms are standard in Tijuana but some guys and even girls will go without it. This is your choice of course, but allow me to dissuade anyone else who might be on the fence about it. If you're already made up my mind, just ignore and skip what I'm about to say:
* If you don't wear condoms, you will get Chlamydia and / or Gonorrhea sooner or later in Tijuana. For about half of men, it's asymptomatic meaning you'll never know until you get a girlfriend or get married. She'll see a doctor and then tell you to see a doctor too. For the other half of men, it isn't asymptomatic meaning you'll have pain and sickness as well as a different kind of embarrassment coming out of you. If left untreated this way for long enough, it can cause infertility in both men and women by causing extreme inflammation of the reproductive tracts. In any case, you'll have to go to a doctor or clinic sooner or later to get it diagnosed. BTW there are several 100% free clinics in SD, and those are actually the best. If diagnosed, they'll give you antibiotics. That might not work because of resistance (which is common these days) , so they'll give you a different antibiotics. You'll probably be cured after 1 or 2 tries, but there are some strains that are hard or even incurable with common antibiotics. Long explanation I know, but just keeping it real.
* The rate of AIDS in Mexico and among sex worker is low, but not zero. Up to you. This is a situation of small risk high penalty, aka getting a raffle ticket each time you do something stupid. In any case, if you don't use condoms hopefully you'll just get Chlamydia and Gonorrhea instead.
* Almost all the workers in Tijuana shave, so the risk of crabs is low. Crabs are the best STD because you can cure them over the counter, but until diagnosed you will spread them to anyone else you have sex with and they'll have to cure it too. There can be weeks of lag between infection and symptoms as the eggs hatch and begin to literally suck your blood for nourishment. Crabs are white or red (after a meal) and cling on to your pubic hair. But don't shave yourself bare just yet read on!
* The main STD that condoms don't work for is genital herpes. People with genital herpes have breakouts of red bumps in the genital area, and during this time they are the most infectuous. However, there is no guarantee the lack of symptoms means you can't get it because the breakouts aren't 1 to 1 with the chance of infection, but a visual check is still your best option. In any case, several studies suggest that shaving your pubes bare may increase the chance of contracting herpes, both through tiny cuts on your skin and the lack of pubes itself. In conclusion, herpes is a virus, and it is 100% incurable because it burrows into your nervous system. If you get it, you get it for life and wil have periodic breakouts more or less once a year. Fortunately, there are dating sites for people with herpes, to find other people with herpes to date and marry.
* In conclusion although practicing safe sex is no guarantee, it's better by several orders of magnitude. You will have less worry, less risk, and probably no less fun this way.
Sorry for all that detail but if this helps even one or two people it was worth writing. Here's to your own successful no holds barred riki tiki bang bang time. =)
Have fun!