General Reports

[QUOTE=Gaijin Gigolo;1231063]Freebie. We really don't give one damn that nobody else is in our league, least of all weak little nations that always seem to be looking for a handout from us. And I mean that both literally and figuratively.[/QUOTE]Fatantastic well thought out reply. And there I was commenting about a sporting situation, when up pops Big John waving his stars and stripes.

And you wonder why Americans now actively hide their passports in check in queues (in English we says Queues, certainly not lines). I think you just provided us all with the answer.

Although given that China seems to own most of the Sovereign debt of America, it would seem that America will be soon seeking its own handouts.

I visited Hong Kong for the first time in late November and mid-December. I visited Phuket, Thailand in between and was able to get a surprisingly good round trip rate from Hong Kong through Air Asia. This report is aimed towards newbies. As always, this forum nails the best of scene. Hong Kong isn't the best place for budget / mid-range travelers. At least on this trip, I'm glad I booked my hotels though Agoda well in advance since the rates skyrocketed as my trip aproached. I limited my night time activities in Kowloon. The go-go bars in Wan Chai sounded like budget killers.

I stopped in Sticky Fingers. Good band playing hard rock tunes and looking like they have day jobs as accountants. There were some actractive ladies but they were far outnumbered by tons of men that looked like they were on a corporate retreat. I stayed at The Bauhinia TST by Knutworth Terrace on the front end of the trip. Never brought anyone up but found a good rub and tug around the corner on Kimberley Road. I noticed the next day that there was a small yellow sign next to the enterance. It's by the Ben and Jerry's. Paid $300HK.

The rest of my activities were up in Mong Kok. On the back end of the trip, I stayed at the Casa Hotel on Nathan. This is a nice hotel to be walking distance to the Temple Night Market (behind the hotel) and the 141. Com buildings in the area. I spent the first night roaming the market, drinking Carlsberg Special Brew and shopping for Christmas gifts. As reported here, as the market starts to close, the ladies start to appear. I didn't see anyone that I wanted to bang so I walked down to Dundas 37 which is also by the hotel.

Ok, so this was not one of my prouder moments at Dundas 37. Since I'll never meet any of you in person, I guess I can tell this story. I picked a young, eager lady. After a quick shower, it was down to business. It's been a while since I've had the salad tossed. Just as I was really starting to enjoy it, I ripped a huge fart in the face of the young lady with her tounge down my anus. I was mortified! I thought I was going to puke! She assured me it was OK, and she got back to business. I was starting to get my mojo back. As she's riding me cowgirl, I look out the corner of my eye and there is a huge cockroach running down the side of the bed. Oh man, I hate cockroaches, esp. When I naked. She took a few swips and the sucker just would not die. It kept doing laps around the bed, his bed obviously."He likes to watch" the girl has been trained to say. I didn't think I was going to be able to finish. Knocks started coming at the door but the girl was a trooper and finished me with a BBBJ in the shower. The mamasan asks me how it was and I tell her the girl was great but get an exterminator.

I enjoyed a couple of 141 girls in Mong Kok. This was great raw experience, just a small notch below Vila Mimosa in Rio and the brothels of Ecuador for me. There is something about walking into a dingy building on a bustling street, taking the rickety elevator up to the 9th floor and walking out into narrow hallways lined with red lights and small apartments containing ladies that will make you very happy for between $300 to $400HK. The best one I visited during the late afternoon had about a dozen post-it notes on the back of the door. They all had a time written on it. I'm assuming that each one represented a customer she had. Senior members, let me know if you can confirm this. The folks that contribute to this forum blazed the trail. I only follow in the foot steps.

[QUOTE=FreebieFan;1231214]And you wonder why Americans now actively hide their passports in check in queues (in English we says Queues, certainly not lines).[/QUOTE]I usually tell people I'm Canadian if I don't know them, as my accent is quite close. One thing I've loved about SE Asia is the lack of chest thumping Americans. Now that's gone too? Damn.

To keep things on topic, though, I agree with punter Howman on Sticky Fingers basically but I noticed that nobody pursues the girls much. So you can take your time to decide about the few ladies in attendance and not have competition it seems. Got a nice Filipina spinner there last time!

Cheers.

The Tanuki

[QUOTE=Makeupaname;1231203]Chantiks grammar and vocabulary is defiantly not that of an indonesian working girl, but he does have current info on wan chai. I doubt many regular ISGers believe it, but I am sure there are a few lurkers sending PMs.[/QUOTE]What?

My grammar is very average. I don't write as well as 90% of posters.

Uncle Goobers report from last night is very accurate.

Not surprised that there was a minor fight outside QV. Regular guys and girls like it to be peaceful. Maybe it was the loud RAP music from Coyote. Navy guys do enjoy Coyote.

PM's. Get very few PM's. They say a dog's bark is worse than its bite.

[QUOTE=Howman;1231271]I look out the corner of my eye and there is a huge cockroach running down the side of the bed. Oh man, I hate cockroaches, esp. When I naked. She took a few swips and the sucker just would not die. It kept doing laps around the bed, his bed obviously."He likes to watch" the girl has been trained to say.[/QUOTE]Great report. Loved it.

It looks as if its not only the girl that needs to be examined closely when visiting 37 Dundas. That's put me right off!

[QUOTE=Uncle Goober;1231207]OK, then, Boarer, just for you.[/QUOTE]Thank you Uncle Goober.

[QUOTE=Uncle Goober;1231207]Around 10pm there was a minor brawl between some navy guys from Coyote[/QUOTE]Darn! I missed it. Maybe they will repeat on Friday night.

Great report. I was actually prodding you to tell Chantik that the Nimitz class is the biggest, meanest and sickest ship to sail the Seven Seas.

I actually enjoy the break into hip-hop and having the crew show off the latest and dirtiest dancing. Heck, when I try to go club hopping in the States, it is a lot harder and dangerous to go to hip-hop joints.

My little dig at women was because it reminded me of a time when, only with a few minutes left in a very interesting game, the phone rang and I had to vacate the room. Rushed down to the nearest pub showing the game to watch the end. My little companion started getting very excited, animated and squealing at the wrong moments. I got many glares and a couple sympathetic looks from the other patrons.

[QUOTE=Chantik;1231293]My grammar is very average. I don't write as well as 90% of posters.[/QUOTE]Chantik, I suspect more than 10% of Americans are illiterate and you probably write better than half of the Americans. That is a big jump from just being able to speak English. I only wish my Bahasa, Chinese, or Tagalog is a good as your English (I can say beer in all the aforementioned languages). Man, that really expands the pool of ladies one can seduce or at least talk into bed. I. E. Freebies.

[QUOTE=Howman;1231271]I look out the corner of my eye and there is a huge cockroach running down the side of the bed.[/QUOTE]Good report. However, also read a report about how Mongkok has the highest density of cockroaches and rats (the non human kind) in Hong Kong. Wait till you see the rest of Asia. Seen snakes, big beetles, geckoes, spiders, and other insects.

[QUOTE=Makeupaname;1231203]Chantiks grammar and vocabulary is defiantly not that of an indonesian working girl, but he does have current info on wan chai. I doubt many regular ISGers believe it, but I am sure there are a few lurkers sending PMs.[/QUOTE]Exactly right.

[QUOTE=Howman;1231271]Just as I was really starting to enjoy it, I ripped a huge fart in the face of the young lady with her tounge down my anus.[/QUOTE]LOL! Chantik, he sounds like your kind of guy. You two should hook up!

[QUOTE=FreebieFan; 1231214]Fatantastic well thought out reply. And there I was commenting about a sporting situation, when up pops Big John waving his stars and stripes.

And you wonder why Americans now actively hide their passports in check in queues (in English we says Queues, certainly not lines). I think you just provided us all with the answer.

Although given that China seems to own most of the Sovereign debt of America, it would seem that America will be soon seeking its own handouts.[/QUOTE]


Who's hiding their passport? We Americans are rightfully proud of who we are and don't hide it from anybody. I do believe you must've been sauced up hallucinating if that's what you think you saw in the LINE of people at customs, dude. And we say 'dude', not 'mate'. A mate is your life's partner with whom you have sex and raise a family with. But as I said, we don't care what anybody thinks of us. Must suck to be where you're from, hmmm....

[QUOTE=Gaijin Gigolo;1231361]Who's hiding their passport? We Americans are rightfully proud of who we are and don't hide it from anybody. I do believe you must've been sauced up hallucinating if that's what you think you saw in the LINE of people at customs, dude. And we say 'dude', not 'mate'. A mate is your life's partner with whom you have sex and raise a family with. But as I said, we don't care what anybody thinks of us. Must suck to be where you're from, hmmm.[/QUOTE]Speak for yourself. I'm an American expat and I keep my passport in it's cover when going through immigration everywhere except in the US, and most American expats I know do the same. I'm not ashamed of my country at all, but I am ashamed at how some of my countrymen act when they're outside the US. Rather than be associated with them, which happens more often than we'd like, most of us experienced travelers know it's better just to keep a low profile.

[QUOTE=Gaijin Gigolo;1230312]Those 'drunken, moorish meatheads' are the ones who will save your ass every single time your helpless little country gets in a bind so I suggest you change your tune toward them. Same goes for you other assholes who feel threatened by them and see fit to calling them names. And sorry, I don't see how a shipload of patriots bringing a huge pile of cash into the city whenever they visit is a problem for the locals, or anyone else for that matter.[/QUOTE]You're moving to HK right? LMAO You'd better shitcan that attitude before you come here, you will give Americans a worse reputation than they already have. Some of that bad reputation came from the drunken boorish meatheads in the Navy that visit here a few times a year. I don't feel threatened by them, good for them for having a good time, working for Uncle Sam must suck pretty badly.

P. S. America hasn't saved anyone since WWII and you've long since destroyed all of the admiration and good will that came out of your performance in that war.

And now back to our regularly scheduled program.

[QUOTE=Chantik; 1230756]I was paraphrasing what Johnny Rocket said in an earlier post. As Boarer highlighted in the post before mine. Read it.

I now understand why my friends joke that America has 51 states rather than 50 states. The 51st state of America is the rest of the world.

[b]Anyway the guys on this forum will be waiting in the New Year for your reports on the Domestic Helper scene. [/b][/QUOTE]I'm sure he will crush it. LOL

[QUOTE=Gaijin Gigolo; 1231065]You haven't seen the way your Ozzie mates act when they get a half pint in them? Take a look around, son.

And if you disagree with the mighty world saviour, don't call us anymore when you need help.[/QUOTE]Which is the last country that called America for help? I can assure you that in Vietnam, Grenada, Panama, Haiti, Iraq (twice) , Afghanistan and Libya, among other places, the Americans were uninvited "guests."

[QUOTE=Gaijin Gigolo;1231062]Chantik, we all know you're not an Indonesian female as you claim to be. Why the charade?[/QUOTE]I can assure you that she is.

Typical American, showing up and telling everyone what's what.

[QUOTE=The Tanuki; 1231276][b]I usually tell people I'm Canadian if I don't know them, as my accent is quite close. One thing I've loved about SE Asia is the lack of chest thumping Americans. Now that's gone too? Damn. [/b]

To keep things on topic, though, I agree with punter Howman on Sticky Fingers basically but I noticed that nobody pursues the girls much. So you can take your time to decide about the few ladies in attendance and not have competition it seems. Got a nice Filipina spinner there last time!

Cheers.

The Tanuki[/QUOTE]THIS 100%

I tell people I'm Canadian too. And I definitely have not missed the American attitude.