Phuket Reports

[QUOTE=Pimpa;1465477]According to the infos on the Katherines gallery photos, not one girl allows DFK, only kissing with closed lips[/QUOTE]Thanks for details, I will be put up in Patong and need to get to Phuket down one of the days, as per my analysis Songthaew's are the cheapest way to get down to Phuket Town, however their service is only till 6PM (bit strange such services ends up so early in evening in LOS, ideally such services in LOS should be between 6PM to 6AM IMO) is what I have read, I intend to stay in Phuket town in evening and explore Phun Phun area after Katherine's visit but a little bit worried about getting back to Patong and do not want to end up with Tuk Tuk Mafia.

Also are there any short term hotels which is best near Phun Phun area in Phuket town? I have considered another option to go to Phuket down using a scooter, we drive scooters in our country and pretty much used to Thailand like roads, traffic, so no problem in riding, I will have another friend who doesnot drink, so no problem getting into drunken driving as well.

[QUOTE=Pimpa;1465477]According to the infos on the Katherines gallery photos, not one girl allows DFK, only kissing with closed lips[/QUOTE]I think if the word 'French' is mentioned in their profile, then it means they'll do French kissing or DFK or whatever the definition of frenching is. If it said only closed lips, then that's exactly what it mean, she ain't going to kiss you with her mouth open.

What a girl will and will not do really depends on the girl and what she thinks of you. Best to ask her before you go to the room to be sure you get what you want. You have to pay at the front desk, so be sure before you pay.

Yes "french" means she will DFK.

If you explore Phuket Town go to "The Pink Lady" a bar with girls but you have to go late at least after 10 P.M.

[QUOTE=ZeonIn; 1465588]Thanks for details, I will be put up in Patong and need to get to Phuket down one of the days, as per my analysis Songthaew's are the cheapest way to get down to Phuket Town, however their service is only till 6PM (bit strange such services ends up so early in evening in LOS, ideally such services in LOS should be between 6PM to 6AM IMO) is what I have read, I intend to stay in Phuket town in evening and explore Phun Phun area after Katherine's visit but a little bit worried about getting back to Patong and do not want to end up with Tuk Tuk Mafia.

Also are there any short term hotels which is best near Phun Phun area in Phuket town? I have considered another option to go to Phuket down using a scooter, we drive scooters in our country and pretty much used to Thailand like roads, traffic, so no problem in riding, I will have another friend who doesnot drink, so no problem getting into drunken driving as well.[/QUOTE]Can senior Phuket mongers please guide which is a best hotel for Short Term near Phun Phun Area in Phuket Town, budget 500 to 600bhat for 3 to 6 hours clean and GFE.

Also is Soi 11 a worthwhile visit during night or we stick to Pink lady / Fantasia.

At Nieht, Did you pay motel charge during your Katherine's visit?

[QUOTE=ZeonIn; 1468370]Can senior Phuket mongers please guide which is a best hotel for Short Term near Phun Phun Area in Phuket Town, budget 500 to 600bhat for 3 to 6 hours clean and GFE.

Also is Soi 11 a worthwhile visit during night or we stick to Pink lady / Fantasia.

At Nieht, Did you pay motel charge during your Katherine's visit?[/QUOTE]I didn't pay for the hotel since Katherine MP had to fix their rooms. In Phun Phun area, the Motel 9 Inn has clean and big rooms, rate is 450 thb for ST. In my opinion, Pink Lady is not worth your time and money, unless you speak Thai and want to waste money at tipping. Fantasia is closed for quite awhile, don't know if it is for good or not. I live in Phuket for 12 years, never found 1 punt at thoss places. On weekend, Timber Hut is full of hot office gals, out for a party with their friends, you will have more fun there after 11pm. PM me when you're in town, if I'm free, I can meet up w ya for a beer or some fun.

[QUOTE=Neiht;1468400]I didn't pay for the hotel since Katherine MP had to fix their rooms. In Phun Phun area, the Motel 9 Inn has clean and big rooms, rate is 450 thb for ST. In my opinion, Pink Lady is not worth your time and money, unless you speak Thai and want to waste money at tipping. Fantasia is closed for quite awhile, don't know if it is for good or not. I live in Phuket for 12 years, never found 1 punt at thoss places. On weekend, Timber Hut is full of hot office gals, out for a party with their friends, you will have more fun there after 11pm. PM me when you're in town, if I'm free, I can meet up w ya for a beer or some fun.[/QUOTE]Neiht. Thanks for guidance, we have only one night in Phuket town after Katherines visit, what is your best recommendation to monger, objective is for ST hook up and not LT, we want to leverage your experience and not waste time in hunting places.

[url]http://katherine-escort.com[/url] [A great line up this week]

Name: Emma (same as photo. 90%). She's available for another 2 weeks in Phuket. Worked at Viagra Escort in Bangkok last year.

Face: 8/10 (pretty & shy, Chinese-Thai mix)

Age: mid 20s

Height: 1. 65m (long legs, small firm butt)

Body: 9/10 (firmed, flat stomach, nicely trim hair, has a noticeable scar over her right breast)

Boobs: Nice C-cup, fake, but soft. They felt great when she tits fucked LB.

BBJ: 8/10 (teaser, long stroke BBBJ, ball licking and sucking)

FJ: 8/10 (Missionary, sideway, power drill, She came during CG)

DATY: allowed, clean, shapely pussy.

Butt: small & firm.

GFE: 8/10 (full on French & tongue play, nice soft lips)

Damage: 2, 000 THB (90 minutes, walk-in during happy hour at 6pm)

WIR: second time with Emma (forgotten until the session was finished)

Finished my day in town with a couple of hours to chill and avoid traffic, so I dropped in to Katherine's at about 6pm. There were 2 other guys walked in right after me. Took a look at the cards. 13 girls were available (full house). Wanted Emma base on her photo, so chose her. The boys asked for a line up, and wow, great show, all from 7-9 in looks and body.

Emma came out, took me upstair to a newly remodeled room, nice! She started playfully by checking my LB for size, I checked her to make sure she wasn't a ladyboy. She spoken English perfectly, and also Mandarin for any bros who prefer that. All good fun! Chit chat a bit, got her stuff, off with my clothes and into the shower. She kept the light dimmed, feeling self-conscious of her scar. Gotten me washed and cleaned, then she kneel down and give me a superb BBBJ while she's cleanning my ass hole. Multi-tasking at it best, I loved it! Got LB to stand at attention, then she asked me to dryoff and on to the bed for massage.

She did a great 30 min Thai Massage, worked out all the knots. This gal knows how to massage, put me into relax mood easily. Then come the oil, back, butt (playfully with mine a bit) , then flipped me over. Then come the body to body oil rubbing, those damm tits were nice. Cat bath, BBBJ, balls sucking and licking, tits fucked for 15 min or so. Gave her a little DATY to get her going, then on with the dom and off she goes. 20 minutes of slow fucked, pounding and her grinding the heck out of me she came and then crashed. I told her I would pop on her boobs, gave me the ok, but looked worry that I might shot a load on her face. I played nice and all over her tits and stomach.

Cleaned up, gotten dress then I realized that I had her a year ago. She laughed and thought so, since she kept asking me if we met somewhere before. She looked much better now then last year. I recalled my session with her was rushed and she was kinda drunk and didn't perform much other then bending over to let me do her doggie standing up. Like her much better this time around. She jokingly said that she can fuck 10 guys a day, no problem. Funny gal! If you like a tall, slim, pretty gal who can massage & fuck, She's it!

[QUOTE=Neiht; 1470003][url]http://katherine-escort.com[/url]

[A great line up this week]

Name: Emma (same as photo. 90%). She's available for another 2 weeks in Phuket. Worked at Viagra Escort in Bangkok last year.

Face: 8/10 (pretty & shy, Chinese-Thai mix)

Age: mid 20s

Height: 1. 65m (long legs, small firm butt)

Body: 9/10 (firmed, flat stomach, nicely trim hair, has a noticeable scar over her right breast)

Boobs: Nice C-cup, fake, but soft. They felt great when she tits fucked LB.

BBJ: 8/10 (teaser, long stroke BBBJ, ball licking and sucking)

FJ: 8/10 (Missionary, sideway, power drill, She came during CG)

DATY: allowed, clean, shapely pussy.

Butt: small & firm.

GFE: 8/10 (full on French & tongue play, nice soft lips)

Damage: 2, 000 THB (90 minutes, walk-in during happy hour at 6pm)

WIR: second time with Emma (forgotten until the session was finished)

Finished my day in town with a couple of hours to chill and avoid traffic, so I dropped in to Katherine's at about 6pm. There were 2 other guys walked in right after me. Took a look at the cards. 13 girls were available (full house). Wanted Emma base on her photo, so chose her. The boys asked for a line up, and wow, great show, all from 7-9 in looks and body...[/QUOTE]Wow Neiht. 2 visits in 2 weeks and both times looks like you had wonderful time at KM, Did you ever try 2 girls, 2 pops at a time earlier? On a average how long each girl stays at KM, looks like most of them are Bangkok escorts coming for short time to Phuket.

Do you recommend soapy or Oil massage? Will they do both in one session?

Due to record-setting passenger numbers, the airport is currently undergoing a THB 5.8 billion (approx. USD $188 million) expansion and renovation which will last until 2015. The expansion plans call for a new international terminal, refurbishment of the existing terminal for domestic use, and other airfield improvements. A new car park as well as air cargo office are also being planned. Terminal construction is expected to start in July 2012. [6] A rail link from alternate Krabi Airport is being considered as well as the airport is congested and has little room to expand beyond 2015.

Anyone know where I can find a listing of GF hotels in Patong? Seriously considering a trip there in December, mostly for SCUBA, but want a place where I will not have a problem with guests. No stranger to our hobby, or Thailand, but never stayed in Patong. I would like to have something booked before I travel, but can move in the first day or so. Prefer nicer accommodations, a short walk to the beach. Am considering the Holiday Inn, for starters. Anyone have experience with this place? I know many hotels in Thailand are GF, but some places are definitely not! Any guidance would be appreciated to save my time RTFF. Know the scene, just looking for a list.

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4;1477545]Anyone know where I can find a listing of GF hotels in Patong? Seriously considering a trip there in December, mostly for SCUBA, but want a place where I will not have a problem with guests. No stranger to our hobby, or Thailand, but never stayed in Patong. I would like to have something booked before I travel, but can move in the first day or so. Prefer nicer accommodations, a short walk to the beach. Am considering the Holiday Inn, for starters. Anyone have experience with this place? I know many hotels in Thailand are GF, but some places are definitely not! Any guidance would be appreciated to save my time RTFF. Know the scene, just looking for a list.[/QUOTE]I see there is actually a Phuket Hotel thread. Will go look there, but would appreciate if anyone knows if a comprehensive list exists that I could consult. Since this is also a vacation, I am looking for nicer accommodations.

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4;1477617]I see there is actually a Phuket Hotel thread. Will go look there, but would appreciate if anyone knows if a comprehensive list exists that I could consult. Since this is also a vacation, I am looking for nicer accommodations.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.bargirlfriendlyhotels.com/phuket-guest-friendly-hotels-2/[/url]

Thinking about the Boathouse or Shores at Kata myself. Both are GF.

I know it's not as good as Patong, but there are trickles of reports here and there about the Kata monger scene. But no real names and ratings. That's where I'll be for 7 nights in a few weeks. I'm sure we'll be heading into town mostly, but if there are options in Kata that can supply a gem here or there, I'd love to know where that might be. I'd favor a gogo or beer bar over massage. But a solid massage or soapy with carry out options would also be appreciated. I promise to write full reports when I get back.

Greetings friends, been a while since on the forum. Now married and baby on the way hence not much mongering recently.

I'm in a dilemma and hoping the forum can help (apologies if I'm in the wrong thread). Wife is pregnant and becoming less interested in our normal very healthy sexual activity. She seems to approve extra marital activity however would rather not her know the details of what I get up to. Hence in a situation where seeking a bit of daytime short time action but not quite sure where to look.

I'm in Phuket and know the area well but struggling to find some fun gf experience that doesn't involve some time wasting poor effort oil massage.

Any assistance really appreciated.

Hi guys, I'll be in Phuket for Christmas and was wondering if ay of the clubs or MPs feature exceptionally busty, slim girls. Thanks for any replies.

[QUOTE=D Cups;1489961]Hi guys, I'll be in Phuket for Christmas and was wondering if ay of the clubs or MPs feature exceptionally busty, slim girls. Thanks for any replies.[/QUOTE]I found the girls to be bustier in Phuket then Bangkok and Pattaya. The MP girls are busted until the late shift starts at 3pm but still a bad way to go about getting your big titty fix. Bars and GoGo bars are a much better way to go about this but the way I'd really suggest is growing a pair and hanging on Bangla Road from 9PM. 4AM. I saw some of the best racks in my life on this street and it is one of the best places in the world to get women in my opinion, better then walking street Pattaya. Don't be intimidated by all the young, diesel guys walking around. Your baht is the equalizer and be blunt.

Visited Bangla road and really didn't like it: the girls in the bars seemed really bored, no fun interactions, no atmosphere. Gogo's were fun but I couldn't take out the sexy ones. Funny thing was plenty of middle aged couples visit these gogo's, including ugly Russians. How frustrated the guys must be when leaving to their hotel with their overweight and unattractive wives. Hollywood disco too loud. I was starting to miss Bangkok. Went to Malibu bar in Kamala and met a very interesting girl. Alas she wouldn't go out. That time of the month? Next stop was a row of bar / massage places with room for quick boom-boom in Bang Thao (second row street behind the beach) Local expats playing You Tube songs and drinking beer. A cute new (2 months) Isaan girl accepted only on the second night to come to my hotel. She said it was the first time in a hotel! No DFK, no BJ but great sex.

[QUOTE=Paebiifm;1489184]I know it's not as good as Patong, but there are trickles of reports here and there about the Kata monger scene. But no real names and ratings. That's where I'll be for 7 nights in a few weeks. I'm sure we'll be heading into town mostly, but if there are options in Kata that can supply a gem here or there, I'd love to know where that might be. I'd favor a gogo or beer bar over massage. But a solid massage or soapy with carry out options would also be appreciated. I promise to write full reports when I get back.[/QUOTE]Three years ago I did find some gems in the Kata bars. But I think it is hit and miss.

I am headed to Phuket in 2 weeks and renting a sailboat for a few days. My friend has had to cancel, so I was thinking of getting a girl to join me for a few days of fun, but leaves me with no time to really shop around and try before taking her for 3 days. She also needs to be able to swim and OK to go on a boat. I was considering using Katherines (pricey I know but could email and book in advance). Any suggestions or other options? Has anyone used rubyphuket. Com before? Or should I just hit the bars and try to pick the best I can? I am OK with paying a little more to book in advance if I feel it has a higher chance of success for this situation.

If anyone had a recommendation and contact info for a girl who would fit the bill that I could arrange in advance that would be great. But I fully understand if you don't want to share with a first time poster.

Thanks in advance for your advice.

[QUOTE=TexGhost; 1491571]I am headed to Phuket in 2 weeks and renting a sailboat for a few days. My friend has had to cancel, so I was thinking of getting a girl to join me for a few days of fun, but leaves me with no time to really shop around and try before taking her for 3 days. She also needs to be able to swim and OK to go on a boat. I was considering using Katherines (pricey I know but could email and book in advance). Any suggestions or other options? Has anyone used rubyphuket. Com before? Or should I just hit the bars and try to pick the best I can? I am OK with paying a little more to book in advance if I feel it has a higher chance of success for this situation.

If anyone had a recommendation and contact info for a girl who would fit the bill that I could arrange in advance that would be great. But I fully understand if you don't want to share with a first time poster.

Thanks in advance for your advice.[/QUOTE]Being the owner of a yacht, I am interested to know where the research of TexGhost leads. She should also be able to cook + massage well.

[QUOTE=TexGhost;1491571]I am headed to Phuket in 2 weeks and renting a sailboat for a few days. I was thinking of getting a girl to join me for a few days of fun, but leaves me with no time to really shop around and try before taking her for 3 days. She also needs to be able to swim and OK to go on a boat. I was considering using Katherines (pricey I know but could email and book in advance). Any suggestions or other options? Has anyone used rubyphuket. Com before? Or should I just hit the bars and try to pick the best I can? I am OK with paying a little more to book in advance if I feel it has a higher chance of success for this situation.[/QUOTE]Figure it will take a week or longer to find the right girl to accompany you on a cruise because at the minimum a punter needs to spend an hour or two per girl to find out if she is the wrong girl and at least a couple nights with a girl to find out if she is the right girl. For most of us the hunt is an integral part of the fun. Your problem seems to be you are too much in a hurry and expect these girls to be like products on a shelf. Pick one or pick another one; its all the same. But no, that is not how it is. Even good girls can vary greatly and your experience with a girl as compared to my experience with the same girl can be very different. You really do need to take your time to shop around and find the right girl. If you try to hurry things it will most likely end up badly. Remember what mama said: "You Can't Hurry Love" by the the Supremes. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ7uXX9K7Sk[/url]

I suggest you barhop around Bangla, meet the girls at night, concentrate on having a good time punting, don't think about sailing invitations, just shag them. The same advice applies if you want to hook up with some Katherine escort girls. If you really like a particular girl invite her sailing the next day, but for the day only. You can always extend the invitation for a longer time frame if you are both having a good time.

Heading to Patong Beach in December. Have an apartment on the north end off of Phra Barami Road and Rat-U-Thit. Recently read that the Tuk-Tuks are a ripoff and no Bhat Buses in the evening. Curious to know how far a walk it is from the north end down into Bangla Road? Also if anyone can share the most economical means of getting around short of renting a moto. Too dangerous for me to consider that option, but do not want to pay $5-6 each way if I can avoid it. If the walk is 10 min, no problem. But am unable to figure out how far it is from my apartment to the entertainment area. Am surprised that there are not Bhat Busses that run the circuit. Everywhere else I have been in Thailand, they have been the most economical form of transportation. Des not seem to be the case on Patong. Appreciate any advice or link to quality information that will help educate me.

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4;1491851]Also if anyone can share the most economical means of getting around short of renting a moto. Too dangerous for me to consider that option, but do not want to pay $5-6 each way if I can avoid it. If the walk is 10 min, no problem.[/QUOTE]What do you expect to hear? There is no way of getting around economically, short of renting a motorbike, period.

[QUOTE=Marcos;1491854]There is no way of getting around economically, short of renting a motorbike.[/QUOTE]That really sucks. Bhat Buses have always been economical everywhere else I have been in Thailand. Motorbikes are just too dangerous to rent. I have done that before and have had nothing but problems; mostly upon return with mythical damages. Any Idea how long it takes to walk about half the length (North to South) as Bangla Road is just short of mid-way from my apartment.

[QUOTE=Marcos;1491854]What do you expect to hear? There is no way of getting around economically, short of renting a motorbike, period.[/QUOTE]Quite honestly, I did not know what I would hear. Plenty of information in both directions on this matter. May have to suck it up for a 1 way transport home and hoof-it going down at night.

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4;1491857]That really sucks. Bhat Buses have always been economical everywhere else I have been in Thailand. Motorbikes are just too dangerous to rent. I have done that before and have had nothing but problems; mostly upon return with mythical damages. Any Idea how long it takes to walk about half the length (North to South) as Bangla Road is just short of mid-way from my apartment.[/QUOTE]I've rented many times in Patong and never had any problem after finding a shop that did not insist on keeping my passport (pure crazyness). None ever played the non-existant damage. Best is to rent from your hotel or guesthouse. Cost is as little as 120 Bath / day for an Honda Click-I. If you want to know how long it takes to walk anywhere use google navigator app and select "by feet".

[QUOTE=Marcos;1491859]I've rented many times in Patong and never had any problem after finding a shop that did not insist on keeping my passport (pure crazyness). None ever played the non-existant damage. Best is to rent from your hotel or guesthouse. Cost is as little as 120 Bath / day for an Honda Click-I. If you want to know how long it takes to walk anywhere use google navigator app and select "by feet".[/QUOTE]Cool. Google navigator is a cellphone app? Actually, I just found it on my phone. Never used it before.

The problem is I am renting an apartment from a private party, not a hotel. Do not believe they have that. Will just have to deal with it. Thanks for the google navigator app idea.

[QUOTE=Marcos;1491859]I've rented many times in Patong and never had any problem after finding a shop that did not insist on keeping my passport (pure crazyness). None ever played the non-existant damage. Best is to rent from your hotel or guesthouse. Cost is as little as 120 Bath / day for an Honda Click-I. If you want to know how long it takes to walk anywhere use google navigator app and select "by feet".[/QUOTE]I actually figured out how to do it on the google map by getting close and then modifying the route. Looks like about 1. 5 miles which will take me only 15-20 minutes. So I will probably just walk down at night and then pay the highway robbery to get back to the apartment with my "new" friend. LOL Pretty cheap to rent a car, but what about parking once you get down there? Able to share where you got a rental so cheap where they did not insist on keeping your Passport? I HATE that and avoid renting for that reason alone.

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4;1491869]I actually figured out how to do it on the google map by getting close and then modifying the route. Looks like about 1. 5 miles which will take me only 15-20 minutes. So I will probably just walk down at night and then pay the highway robbery to get back to the apartment with my "new" friend. LOL Pretty cheap to rent a car, but what about parking once you get down there? Able to share where you got a rental so cheap where they did not insist on keeping your Passport? I HATE that and avoid renting for that reason alone.[/QUOTE]I do not see a reason on earth to walk anywhere unless is 50m on the beach. I've also rented a car and parked pretty much anywhere, there is a parking lot adjacent to Bangla to which you walk back taking a funny shortcut that brings you straight to Hollywood's stairs, that is where one wants to be anyway. To rent a bike from an honest shop take the road where the firefighters are, it makes is a left sharp corner and then opens widely by the canal. Rental shop is next to a welding / mufflers shop and there are more around.

[QUOTE=Marcos;1491874]I do not see a reason on earth to walk anywhere unless is 50m on the beach. I've also rented a car and parked pretty much anywhere, there is a parking lot adjacent to Bangla to which you walk back taking a funny shortcut that brings you straight to Hollywood's stairs, that is where one wants to be anyway. To rent a bike from an honest shop take the road where the firefighters are, it makes is a left sharp corner and then opens widely by the canal. Rental shop is next to a welding / mufflers shop and there are more around.[/QUOTE]Obviously you are more adventurous than I. But thanks for the insight. Driving in Thailand, unless in the countryside, is a recipe to ruin a short vacation. Just my opinion. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=LookingToSwing4;1491878]Obviously you are more adventurous than I. But thanks for the insight. Driving in Thailand, unless in the countryside, is a recipe to ruin a short vacation. Just my opinion. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Thank you for driving (should I say walking) the exchange full circle to your starting point.

[QUOTE=Marcos;1491885]Thank you for driving (should I say walking) the exchange full circle to your starting point.[/QUOTE]LOL. Thanks again for the local knowledge. It is not that I am a cheapskate, it is just $5-6 USD for a 1 mile trip is "jacked". I find it hard to believe how they get many to pay that. Guess they do or they wouldn't keep charging it.

Despite the advice of my friend Netty Bumpo not to waste time and money on massage places in Phuket I had to seek shelter from the heat after an all morning motorcycle ride. I went to a place on Thanon Rathutit, just across Rosco's bar, you walk against traffic on this one way street, turning left from Sawadirak Road. I picked a lady in a traditional long-skirt Thai dress with a pretty good size / enormous rack, maybe 40 years old, nice smile and friendly attitude, otherwise slim. 200 TBH, oil massage. No negotiation upfront for extras, etc. She took me upstairs, closed a curtain around a massage bed, and, surprise surprise, when she came back she only had very short swim trunks on, and a sport bra plus t-shirt. To make a nice and long story short: After the back massage she got herself freed out of the rest of the garments and we had a great time, great long DFK, BBBJ, FS. Her body was just amazing. 1200 for her, 200 for the establishment. Nice.

I can dig it. I'm glad you had a good time. :)

Boots & Saddle Bar in Patong Beach, Phuket is opposite C&N Hotel on Bangla Road. I came with friends from Australia. We had a wonderful experience. The staff is honest, the drinks are very strong, the music is off the hook. There are about 20+ beautiful ladies. Age ranging between 19. 38 years old. The best part is the owner is a foreigner. What makes this an advantage is that they have to comply with all Thai laws. What this means, the Thai owners don't. Example. One of my friends got ripped off at his hotel by a lady at a Thai owned bar. He went back to the bar, the Thai owner only said sorry and too bad. Whereas, Boots & Saddle Bar have to keep copies of all the ladies and maintain their medical updated. So, having a foreigner owner, they must keep all things honest and above board. Once I found this place, I was able to keep a tab. Get rides to and from the airport or hotel. They directed me to honest taxi people, helped me out when I lost my credit card. They were their when I got in a motorbike accident the the motorbike rental place tried to rip me off, etc. What I saw in the 3 weeks in Patong and going bar hopping, Boots & Saddle is the best.

Thank you for everything.

Oh, forgot to upload photos from the time I was here at Boots & Saddle Bar. Patong. Hope to see you there in April 2014. This is when they have the Water Festival. You can't miss this. Boots & Saddle is right on the main road and best of all the toliets are very clean. The regulars who come here are from everywhere. Auzzie, Germany, Norway, Belgium, France, Spain, UK, US, Japan, China, Dubai, Kuwait, Sweden, Switzerland, I mean everywhere. As Toby Keith sings it;"I Love This Bar"

[QUOTE=Terwagne;1491078].Funny thing was plenty of middle aged couples visit these gogo's, including ugly Russians.[/QUOTE]Funny how experiences can be different) Gee! The Russian girls I saw with guys were great. I looked for EE girls whilst there. Checked out the usual places recommeded like Banana Disco, Hollywood, Tiger etc but found not one. Wow! Then I read how the Tuk Tuk and Taxi drivers had done a road blockage protest in February this year because of the Russian massage parlours around town, and the police went around and busted them. Strange, I can't understand why they would do that. I would've thought it would be good for business. Every time a tuk tuk driver asked me if I wanted a lift, I said could you take me to any Russian girls, to which they had no answer, I questioned why they protested over them? They just started to pretend to not speak English) I also read how in May this year the Police went and busted clubs Banana Disco, Hollywood, Tiger and even Seduction. They even went to la Amour and Mon Rouge because there was apparently topless Russians. LOL. That is startling. What about all the Thai ping pong ball shows. The Police seem fixated on busting Russians. I checked out La Amour and Mon Rouge but its all to controlled. They tell you where to sit and you can't go to the bar and have to use the waitress, and its overpriced, and the girls are programmed etc. On my last night I discovered Paradise club, and my view is regards Russian girls, all roads lead to Paradise club. Its up the Alley beside Mon Rouge. Its more relaxed and friendly. Free entry but drinks are pricey but its not so pushy. All is available. Girls are ok to ). Whilst there 8 police walked in and waited for 10 minutes. Odd? What are they playing at. It appears there under the control of the tuk tuk drivers. Thailand is an international tourist destination and some international girls work there. Big deal. You go to any other International city and theres International girls. The more Variety the better. And before you start lecturing me about "go to Russian for Russians", where I come from theres many many Thai girls working there and some Russians, and Taxi drivers and Police don't hassle either of them. Cheers Nickc

Went to Tger, the bar down the far left corner, meet a great Thai girl. As we left the heavens opened and by the time we got to the top of Bangla Road, the top road was flooded half a foot. Took of my shoes, rolled up my pants and carried my girl on my back across the road and 50 metres to my hotel. By the time we got there it was 2 foot water and the first floor of the hotel was flooded. We were both absolutely skin dredged and rolled in and upstairs. She was a good sort and just laughed about it. We watched from upstairs as the road flooded even more and people scrambled to move their motor bikes. A memorable night)

anybody know any good bj bars? apparently [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] is gone now.

[QUOTE=Nickc; 1498529]Funny how experiences can be different) Gee! The Russian girls I saw with guys were great. I looked for EE girls whilst there. Checked out the usual places recommeded like Banana Disco, Hollywood, Tiger etc but found not one. Wow! Then I read how the Tuk Tuk and Taxi drivers had done a road blockage protest in February this year because of the Russian massage parlours around town, and the police went around and busted them.

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Thailand is an international tourist destination and some international girls work there. Big deal. You go to any other International city and theres International girls. The more Variety the better. And before you start lecturing me about "go to Russian for Russians", where I come from theres many many Thai girls working there and some Russians, and Taxi drivers and Police don't hassle either of them. Cheers Nickc[/QUOTE]Maybe the Russian clubs don't give a commission fee to the tuk tuk drivers or -heaven forbid- the Police.

Is there a thermae equivalent in Phuket? Or is the closest thing Tiger disco? Basically interested in FLs in a relatively quiet environment without LBs mixed in.

[quote=bushwick2002;1500272]anybody know any good bj bars? apparently [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] is gone now.[/quote]i too would love to know the answer to this question! where are the bj bars in the bangla street, patong beach area.

Going to Phuket for some diving. Obviously going to be doing some mongering while there. But going to be alone. Haven't been to Phuket before. Is it safe to monger alone? Anybody going to be there around the 15th to 21st of March? I'm thinking about staying at the La De Bua. Apparently girl friendly and no joiner fee's.

Any reports guys?

Had a nice one with big boobs at Katherine's in Phuket Town. Going to Christines in Patong later today to find one with even bigger boobs. Merry Christmas everbody!

[QUOTE=Bucko911; 1511811]Going to Phuket for some diving. Obviously going to be doing some mongering while there. But going to be alone. Haven't been to Phuket before. Is it safe to monger alone? Anybody going to be there around the 15th to 21st of March? I'm thinking about staying at the La De Bua. Apparently girl friendly and no joiner fee's.

Any reports guys?[/QUOTE]I've been there alone twice and I'm going back soon. No need to worry about your safety. I've always felt safe there. Just be careful that the girls don't put anything into your drinks. I've heard too many bad stories about that. I'd never have a drink with them in my room.

To me that is a big draw to the LOS. My first time there I arrived in Bangkok at 1:30 am with no hotel reservation. I knew I wanted to stay near the Nana district so I got the taxi to drop me there. So I am walking up and down the street in the middle of the night looking for a room and I have never felt safer, especially not in LA where I have lived for 30 years. The tourist industry is the #1 industry so there is no way the government will let things get out of control. If the cops see the locals even looking funny at you they will beat them within an inch of their lives.

That said, I'm sure there are certain parts of any city where it is not a good idea to be if you are just visiting, but that's not where we want to be anyhow. Relax, feel safe and enjoy your time there.

I have been to Phuket a couple times, always with my wife though, and so mainly sneak away for a quick MP experience. Some great experiences, others not so great. Problem is that I need to quickly get away and get back usually, so no time to really shop around. Wondering if anyone has some "hotspots" they would suggest for someone in my position. We will stay in Patong, but go to different beaches in other areas, Surin, Kata, Karon, etc. So open to all suggestions! Thanks!

I guess this is a factor of too much choice? In countries with less access, the communities tend to be more active.

[QUOTE=Bucko911; 1511811]Going to Phuket for some diving. Obviously going to be doing some mongering while there. But going to be alone. Haven't been to Phuket before. Is it safe to monger alone? Anybody going to be there around the 15th to 21st of March? I'm thinking about staying at the La De Bua. Apparently girl friendly and no joiner fee's.

Any reports guys?[/QUOTE]Another great hotel, right in the heart of the action, GF friendly, great rooms and well priced, is the Yorkshire Hotel. Well worth a look.

5 minute walk to take your lovely GoGo back, or theres even a ST hotel in a Soi just next to the GoGo Soi for a really cheap price.

Secondly, Phuket is very safe, but like everywhere there are some dickheads around. Just use common sense, if someone looks dodgy, stay away. I took girls back to my room. Just keep valuables in the room safe. I have never had an issue with drink spiking, but again, just use common sense and all will be OK.

Solo mongering is great!

[QUOTE=Cooper966; 1526074]Another great hotel, right in the heart of the action, GF friendly, great rooms and well priced, is the Yorkshire Hotel. Well worth a look.

5 minute walk to take your lovely GoGo back, or theres even a ST hotel in a Soi just next to the GoGo Soi for a really cheap price.

Secondly, Phuket is very safe, but like everywhere there are some dickheads around. Just use common sense, if someone looks dodgy, stay away. I took girls back to my room. Just keep valuables in the room safe. I have never had an issue with drink spiking, but again, just use common sense and all will be OK.

Solo mongering is great![/QUOTE]Can confirm. Great hotel, clean, friendly staff, good food. Was there for three nights.

Due to SCUBA diving I usualy stay at the east coast, around Chalong. The scene there is very low key but so are also the prices. Bar fine usualy 300 BHT and LT 1500 or less. But it's sometime hard to find a 7, 8 or even more in terms of looks.

C11

Hi guys,

I am going to be two months in Phuket but not in Patong area. I will be in Chalong. I know I will be not that far out from Patong, Kata and Karong but I was wondering if anyone had tips about Chalong itself.

Thanks in advance.

I just had a romp at Katherine Massage this evening and thought about sharing my experience.

I took a cab from Patong for 400 Bht and reached straight to Katherine's. It is in Poonpon area with loads of massage parlours tucked in a small lane.

The guys at the reception showed me the catalog, with the same photos as we see in the website but with numbers. I mentally shortlisted 3 of them, Xenon 32, Suzie 42 and Icy 45. They told me the rate was Bht 3600, but for Happy Hour discount the price will be 3000. I mentioned that I was told it is 2, 200 but they denied. Not wanting to be seen as someone who tries to bargain at a massage parlour, I agreed to the 3000 Bht and they paraded 6 girls which included Suzie (42) , my first choice and Icy (45) my second.

Suzie avoided eye contact with me but her profile said she allows CIM but does only closed lip kissing. Icy was charmingly smiling at me but her profile said she doesn't do CIM, but does French kissing. So following the rule 'always pick a girl who wants to pick you', I decided to choose Icy with Suzie still to make an eye contact with me.

Icy was very happy and immediately started taking care of me. Neatly took off my shoes and gave me the house slippers and guided me to a neat room 2 floors above. The room was very neat and clean with a retro sofa and a shower cubicle. She seductively touched me as we reached the room and she is very good looking and exactly my type. 23 yr old, neither too tall nor too short, fair skinned without tattoos, no fake boobs and a big smile. She speaks decent English and is from Chiang Mai.

After undressing and petting for a while, we hit the shower and she cleaned me inside out and gave me a good BBBJ in the shower cubicle. We came out and she lay be face down for a good 30 minute massage which was better than most I have had in a sex massage place. Once she turned me over, she licked my nipples and gave me a good BJ before capping me and riding me. She did well being on top and her pussy is tight and very responsive. I told her to slow down or I will cum and we changed positions. She has the right tightness and I had to slow down and change positions atleast 4 times because I really wanted it to last.

All positions went so well that I couldn't decide where to cum. Finally, I decided to make her blow me but she requested not to cum in her mouth and I promised her I wouldn't. So she sucked me for the next 8-10 minutes and just when I got the tingling feeling, I pulled her face up and she jerked me to a great orgasm. It was a very satisfactory bonk and while I was expecting a damage of 2, 200 I have to admit that it was worth 3000. She will be leaving on 25th and I have her number to contact in Bangkok, her next destination.

Overall, a good experience and I have a feeling I will see her again!

[QUOTE=OlivOnline; 1533600]Hi guys,

I am going to be two months in Phuket but not in Patong area. I will be in Chalong. I know I will be not that far out from Patong, Kata and Karong but I was wondering if anyone had tips about Chalong itself.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]There are few bars / massage places on the pier road.

[QUOTE=Das Amitabha;1534150]I just had a romp at Katherine Massage this evening and thought about sharing my experience.[/QUOTE]Are there many places like this in Phuket Town?

[QUOTE=Llantarnam;1535290]Are there many places like this in Phuket Town?[/QUOTE]Yes, that Punpon Road has numerous Massage Parlours, big and Small. Katherine Massage and Angel Massage are the bigger ones and there are at least 5-6 nearby which are smaller and provide similar services. I am told that the girls are decent there as well and they are less expensive, due to lower infrastructure costs etc.

I wished to give it a try next day but didn't have enough time. A taxi guy who himself often goes to these massage parlours, told me that the standard rates are between 1,700 BHT to 1,900 BHT for these smaller massage places.

Will be back in Phuket in a couple of weeks time. Hope Patong beach is more active than the forum.

Lat time I was there the rates were 1000 short time 1500 long time (plus any necessary bar fine). Are they still the same, or have they gone up?

[QUOTE=Das Amitabha;1536151]. A taxi guy who himself often goes to these massage parlours, told me that the standard rates are between 1,700 BHT to 1,900 BHT for these smaller massage places.[/QUOTE]If he mentions that price it means he then expecs the MP will give him at least 3-4 massages for free having brought such a good customer.

Hi,

Can anybody tell me best place for fun in Phuket.

There is just one Best Fun Place in Phuket. Patong Street.

Its lined up with bars, discos and girls.

Just look around and its paradise.

A Tip: Be nice to the gals and see the way they go out of their way to please you.

[QUOTE=GamIndia;1543638]There is just one Best Fun Place in Phuket. Patong Street.[/QUOTE]Actually named Bangla road.

Recent short stay in Patong. Day 1 Christin Massage. Turn left into Rat-U-Thit Road heading to beach at junction with Bangla. 10 minute walk a huge pink building with sign outside. Upstairs about 8-10 girls (only 1. 30 PM) 3,000 Baht.

Bo. Superb nuru type slidy massage (except with soapy bubbles) then FS. Great way to clear jet lag. Later that night to Bangla and ended up in Suzy Wongs Devils GoGo club. Topless and naked dancers to choose from but pricey short time of 2500 Baht. Next night Rock Hard a GoGo. Similar prices and mixture of Thai and East European girls. Both places the girls would come an allow you to handle the goods while you decided.

Any couples in Phuket between 25th and 30th to meet me and my Thai wife for having some fun.

Can anybody suggest. How can I invite girls in hotel.

I am in Phuket and please share some contact.

[QUOTE=Noodlesnick;1544551]Recent short stay in Patong. Day 1 Christin Massage. Turn left into Rat-U-Thit Road heading to beach at junction with Bangla. 10 minute walk a huge pink building with sign outside. Upstairs about 8-10 girls (only 1. 30 PM) 3,000 Baht.[/QUOTE]I will be in Patong beach from this Saturday, and was thinking of trying Cristin massage. Do the girls offer OWO?

[QUOTE=Llantarnam;1544943]I will be in Patong beach from this Saturday, and was thinking of trying Cristin massage. Do the girls offer OWO?[/QUOTE]Mine (Bo) didn't.

Hi guys,

Are the prices on Katherines escort website what you guys are paying or do you negotiate at all?

Thanks

Greetings,

I recently had holiday in Phuket with the family and due to a lack of personal time to venture out for some of the mongering venues decided to head to Patong area near Kristian spa. I was approached by two ladies who were sitting on stools opposite Kristian spa. They were dressed in beautiful pink tops and long silk skirt. I got temped to try a hot oil massage with cream. It was about 800b for about 90mimutes.

I followed the lady to the alley and went to the third floor. She asked me to shower even though I told her I had just had a bath. Anyway came back to the room wearing a towel. And she asked me to lie face down on the floor bed. A few minutes later I heard a knock on the door and she was in with a huge bowl of warm water and a towel and another huge bowl with white cream.

She gently started to clean and massage my feet. It felt amazing. Then she adjusted the towel which was still covering my backside. And she sat on me. For the first time I felt her bare skin, I was wondering if she had taken her skirt off. As I very tempted to turn around. But I couldn't as he was massaging my neck and back. If I did I would have twisted them badly.

She slowly started to move the towel around to massage my inner thighs and lower back gently (accidentally) caressing my balls. I was sensing some thing more to come. I started to get a boner. She asked me turn over. And for the first time I saw what she was wearing. Wow. She was in the smallest tiniest bikini top hardly covering her breasts and a boy shorts. I couldn't take my eyes off it. She continued her massage on my stomach and chest sitting between my legs and and once only knee. It was an amazing experience. When she moved closer to my balls she confidently massaged my penis and didn't say a word. I was in heaven. Once the time was up she asked me if I needed anything else. I said can you please take care of him. She agreed for 1000b which I was willing to pay. As my brain was now somewhere else. She took of her top and kept her bottom on and started to massage my member. It was marvelous. Then to my surprise she went down on me and deep throated me. I was in paradise.

I was about to come and told her I am coming. She didn't stop and sucked me dry and swallowed the entire load.

I left tipping her an additional 200b and left the place totally satisfied.

G

[QUOTE=Gunners1; 1549289]Greetings,

I recently had holiday in Phuket with the family and due to a lack of personal time to venture out for some of the mongering venues decided to head to Patong area near Kristian spa. I was approached by two ladies who were sitting on stools opposite Kristian spa. They were dressed in beautiful pink tops and long silk skirt. I got temped to try a hot oil massage with cream. It was about 800b for about 90mimutes.

I followed the lady to the alley and went to the third floor. She asked me to shower even though I told her I had just had a bath. Anyway came back to the room wearing a towel. And she asked me to lie face down on the floor bed. A few minutes later I heard a knock on the door and she was in with a huge bowl of warm water and a towel and another huge bowl with white cream.

She gently started to clean and massage my feet. It felt amazing. Then she adjusted the towel which was still covering my backside. And she sat on me. For the first time I felt her bare skin, I was wondering if she had taken her skirt off. As I very tempted to turn around. But I couldn't as he was massaging my neck and back. If I did I would have twisted them badly.

She slowly started to move the towel around to massage my inner thighs and lower back gently (accidentally) caressing my balls. I was sensing some thing more to come. I started to get a boner. She asked me turn over. And for the first time I saw what she was wearing. Wow. She was in the smallest tiniest bikini top hardly covering her breasts and a boy shorts. I couldn't take my eyes off it. She continued her massage on my stomach and chest sitting between my legs and and once only knee. It was an amazing experience. When she moved closer to my balls she confidently massaged my penis and didn't say a word. I was in heaven. Once the time was up she asked me if I needed anything else. I said can you please take care of him. She agreed for 1000b which I was willing to pay. As my brain was now somewhere else. She took of her top and kept her bottom on and started to massage my member. It was marvelous. Then to my surprise she went down on me and deep throated me. I was in paradise.

I was about to come and told her I am coming. She didn't stop and sucked me dry and swallowed the entire load.

I left tipping her an additional 200b and left the place totally satisfied.

G[/QUOTE]Dang G, that was what I was hoping for! Congrats to you. The CC are going to say you over paid. LOL don't pay any attention to them.

[QUOTE=Deepak2012; 1544923]Can anybody suggest. How can I invite girls in hotel.

I am in Phuket and please share some contact.[/QUOTE]Dude, before anyone else says it, RTFF!

I will be in Phuket for my first visit on April 29. Anybody wanting to meet up and show me the town would be great. I have been reading the threads but if anybody has good hotel advise (3-4 star) please let me know.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Zzblue; 1552394]I will be in Phuket for my first visit on April 29. Anybody wanting to meet up and show me the town would be great. I have been reading the threads but if anybody has good hotel advise (3-4 star) please let me know.

Thanks[/QUOTE]C&N Hotel is good. At top of Bangla Road and 5 mins from the beach. I always stay there. If you book 3 nights or more at their website, they will pick you up at the airport too.

Thanks. I assume the hotel is guest friendly?

[QUOTE=Deepak2012;1544923]Can anybody suggest. How can I invite girls in hotel.[/QUOTE]Just approach any girl and ask for her postal address. From a stationary shop then get a invitation card. Send it to her by snail mail with your hotel and room number and sit in your room and wait. It's that simple!

[QUOTE=Zzblue;1553715]Thanks. I assume the hotel is guest friendly?[/QUOTE]Yes, of course. You see many "couples" at the breakfast.

[QUOTE=Ekspat;1553883]Just approach any girl and ask for her postal address. From a stationary shop then get a invitation card. Send it to her by snail mail with your hotel and room number and sit in your room and wait. It's that simple![/QUOTE]This is too funny, Eks!

Was in Phuket a couple of weeks ago for the first time in about 5 years. Arrived on 22nd March at about 9:30pm. Had a quick shower and then walked to Bangla road only to find everything closed (elections?). Pleased to see everything was back to normal the following night.

Prices appear to have gone through the roof. Last time there were far more freelance girls around in the beer bars, now they all appear to be aligned to a particular establishment. Saw an attractive dancer in one of the bars in the Tiger complex. The lady drinks were 200b (which sounded expensive) but decided to buy her one just to see what was on offer. She said she would come back to my hotel if I paid 1000b bar fine. 3000b for her, and 2 more lady drinks. As the man from the news of the world use to say, I made my excuses and left.

[QUOTE=Gunners1; 1549289]Greetings,

I recently had holiday in Phuket with the family and due to a lack of personal time to venture out for some of the mongering venues decided to head to Patong area near Kristian spa. I was approached by two ladies who were sitting on stools opposite Kristian spa. They were dressed in beautiful pink tops and long silk skirt. I got temped to try a hot oil massage with cream. It was about 800b for about 90mimutes.

I followed the lady to the alley and went to the third floor. She asked me to shower even though I told her I had just had a bath. Anyway came back to the room wearing a towel. And she asked me to lie face down on the floor bed. A few minutes later I heard a knock on the door and she was in with a huge bowl of warm water and a towel and another huge bowl with white cream.

She gently started to clean and massage my feet. It felt amazing. Then she adjusted the towel which was still covering my backside. And she sat on me. For the first time I felt her bare skin, I was wondering if she had taken her skirt off. As I very tempted to turn around. But I couldn't as he was massaging my neck and back. If I did I would have twisted them badly.

She slowly started to move the towel around to massage my inner thighs and lower back gently (accidentally) caressing my balls. I was sensing some thing more to come. I started to get a boner. She asked me turn over. And for the first time I saw what she was wearing. Wow. She was in the smallest tiniest bikini top hardly covering her breasts and a boy shorts. I couldn't take my eyes off it. She continued her massage on my stomach and chest sitting between my legs and and once only knee. It was an amazing experience. When she moved closer to my balls she confidently massaged my penis and didn't say a word. I was in heaven. Once the time was up she asked me if I needed anything else. I said can you please take care of him. She agreed for 1000b which I was willing to pay. As my brain was now somewhere else. She took of her top and kept her bottom on and started to massage my member. It was marvelous. Then to my surprise she went down on me and deep throated me. I was in paradise.

I was about to come and told her I am coming. She didn't stop and sucked me dry and swallowed the entire load.

I left tipping her an additional 200b and left the place totally satisfied.

G[/QUOTE]The usual tips in massage places are 500 for HJ. 1000 for BBJ, and 1500 for FS. So she was honest.

Hello folks,

I am visiting Phuket next week, read the forum going back to posts from 2010. From the knowledge gleaned, decided to book Charlie & November hotel (has been mentioned as joiner friendly). I have been to phuket a couple of times, but always with my wife, so do not really have any mongering experience there. This will be my first trip alone. Having read thru the posts from the last 3 years, I have a fair idea what to find where, But, I hate going out alone. If any fellow members are in Phuket next week, let me know, maybe we can meet over a few beers and go out hunting together. Please PM me if interested.

Will post on my adventures once I get back!!

Cheers

[QUOTE=Koliflaver;1579417]Hello folks,

I am visiting Phuket next week, read the forum going back to posts from 2010. From the knowledge gleaned, decided to book Charlie & November hotel (has been mentioned as joiner friendly). I have been to phuket a couple of times, but always with my wife, so do not really have any mongering experience there. This will be my first trip alone. Having read thru the posts from the last 3 years, I have a fair idea what to find where, But, I hate going out alone. If any fellow members are in Phuket next week, let me know, maybe we can meet over a few beers and go out hunting together. Please PM me if interested.

Will post on my adventures once I get back!!

Cheers[/QUOTE]Been there in early May and if you can visit Christine massage. You will have wonderful soppy massage and FS for 3000 Baht. Its must do thing in Phuket. You can choose you girl from more than 25 girls. I had an awesome session with Apple (No 11).

Hello everyone,

Landed in Phuket last night and while waiting for my bags started chatting with a lady standing next to me. She told me that she had just returned from a 15 days overseas "tour of duty" to Singapore (Orchard Tower). Now she was planning to spend some time in Phuket to explore possible business opportunities before heading back to Issan. Anyway, one thing led to another and by the time our bags arrived the deal had been struck. She was ordinary looking, 6 or 7/10, but what she had going for her was her English language skills. Reached the hotel, had a shower and a quicky to relieve the pent up horniness, and then headed out for dinner to one of those middle eastern restaurants near Jung Ceylon mall. Back to the room after dinner, took it slow for the first round. Started with me taking her from behind facing the mirror so that I could see her tits swing and the expression on her face. Then moved over to the bed for a bit of doggy and reverse cowgirl and finally finished off in good ole missionary. Woke up in the morning to the sound of running water and found that she was taking a shower. So I had no choice but to join her in the shower and start all over again.

Overall experience: 8/10

GFE: 9/10 (totally unhurried as she wasn't under any pressure to get to a bar, and had probably made a decent amount in Singapore).

Looks: 7/10

Tits: 34 B

Clean Shaven down there.

Damage: 600 for dinner, 2000 for her time, 200 tip. Total 2800. A decent deal as I didn't have to pay a Bar fine and buy Lady drinks.

Hi,

I've been searching for soapy MPs / FS parlors in Phuket but so far no luck except few like Christines & the other few who serve only local Thais. Does anyone here have more info about MPs in phuket similar to that of Pattaya? Thanks.

Great tip about this hotel in the thread, thanks for that. Not only do they give you a free pick up, but also a free night if you book on their hotel site, the price is the same as on agoda, etc. Hopefully the place is not to noisy, I'll find out next week.

Can someone point me to the gogo or beer bar where I can find Russian ladies (like to freshen up my language skills). Which beer bar is most happening?

Will report back upon my return.

Cheers

Hi Don,

I was there last week, and stayed at the same hotel. Make sure you get a room in the renovated wing, the rooms in the old wing are a bit dilapidated.

The positives.

-Economical.

-Girl Friendly.

-Very close to the action.

Negatives.

-Lousy breakfast.

-Rooms in the old wing are in a bad shape.

-Internet connection keeps dropping.

If you head from the hotel towards the beach on Bangla road, there is a pub / disco which has a couple of Russian (CIS) women standing outside and beckoning punters. Since I did not venture in, I am not sure if they do take out, and what the cost is.

Happy Hunting.

A general tip about lunch, if you like Thai food, try the food court in JungCeylon mall (basement). A lot of variety and wallet friendly prices.

Enjoy!

Thank you for posting this report. I plan to stay there during my visit in November.

I hope you can answer a couple of questions:

1. Is it possible to get any extras (HJ or BJ) at the C & N massage attached to the hotel?

2. How is the little massage place just opposite to the hotel in the alleyway? Does it offer extras?

Thank you

[QUOTE=Koliflaver;1587083]Hi Don,

I was there last week, and stayed at the same hotel. Make sure you get a room in the renovated wing, the rooms in the old wing are a bit dilapidated.

The positives.

-Economical.

-Girl Friendly.

-Very close to the action.

Negatives.

-Lousy breakfast.[/QUOTE]

Kaliflav,

Apologies one more follow up q (also to the forum, not trying to turn this into the Phuket hotel thread.

- Turns out there are 2 types of rooms:

A. in the new wing, however, the wing is a couple years old.

B. In the old wing, however these are renovated more recently.

I assume you are advising to stay in be. ?

Thanks, arriving tomorrow and will post my debaucheries as they occur.

Don,

I am indeed referring to be, the renovated rooms, white corridor nice blue colour mood-lighting.

Nola, I will not be able to comment on the offerings at the spa's, as I did not partake of their services. I am more into the pick-up-from-bar for Long Time. Spa's and massages, soaps or otherwise have never been my choice of mongering.

[QUOTE=DonChristiano;1588189]Kaliflav,

Apologies one more follow up q (also to the forum, not trying to turn this into the Phuket hotel thread.

- Turns out there are 2 types of rooms:

A. in the new wing, however, the wing is a couple years old.

B. In the old wing, however these are renovated more recently.

I assume you are advising to stay in be. ?

Thanks, arriving tomorrow and will post my debaucheries as they occur.[/QUOTE]Don,

I hope you can shed some light on the possibilities of extras available at the C & N Massage (within the hotel) and the massage parlor just opposite to it in the alleyway.

Thank you guys.

first off, apologies to all for posting this about 20 days after the actual date, but got involved in tons of work. anyway here goes.

second evening, after dinner headed out for a stroll down the road from jungceylon towards hard rock. was offered massage several times on the way. kept declining till i was stopped by an indian girl at one of the massage joint (found out that although she was ethnically indian, but was born in myanmar and raised in thailand). the massage was ok, her attitude was great. she started giving a lot of attention to my balls and dick, and soon the soldier was standing at attention. she was willing for fs fora tip of 1000, and i was in no mood to argue. thats when things went bad. she took off her panties, and what a frightening site. loose, smelly, somehow totally unappealing. anyway poked her a bit and then asked her to blow me, to which she obliged. covered bj, lasted about 5 odd minutes till relief.

after having gotten over my horniness i was more in a mood to sit and watch the world go by (rather a circus on bangla road). an interesting side note, an australian chick was standing on the road with the menu etc of a beer bar, trying to get customers to come in. she practically dragged me into a beer bar in the complex of that has statues of tigers made all over it (on the left side if you walk on bangla heading towards the beach). anyway, at the beer bar there was the usual gaggle of bar girls and also a group of israeli's (3 girls and 2 guys) who were on a vacation after finishing their military reservist training. shared a few beers with them and decided to head back to the hotel. as i stepped out, i was stopped by a young lady (couldn't have been a day over 20) who was on the heavier side, but she had these most funky braces that i couldn't help just standing there talking to her. fairly ok conversation skills. decided to take her for the night. as we were walking away, a middle aged lady came and grabbed the girls arm and started jabbering something in thai. supposedly she was the girls "aunt" and wanted the financial arrangement settled up front. i politely declined to pay 2500 up front, and started walking away, within seconds the offer was 1500 for the night, but pay upfront. no!!

normally i would have walked away, but there was something about the smile with braces that pulled me back. so i said ok, 1000 now, 500 in the room. the "aunt" reluctantly agreed, on the promise that i buy her a beer from 7-11.

back in the room, the girl wanted the remaining 500, i said later, and she did not make a fuss about it. she made a call (probably to the "aunt") and then we got talking. she said she used to go to college but had to drop out due to financial constraints etc etc. after bait of chit chat, we hit the shower. she had smooth skin, absolutely tight, no sag or stretch. back in the bed, she was a bit inexperienced, but willing to learn and very accommodating. the first round was a slow one, taking time to get comfortable and open up (literally). i slept like a baby. woke up at about 6:30 am to find her fast asleep, with one of her tits poking out from the covers, couldn't help but lean over and start sucking it like a baby. she woke up and immediately ran to the toilet, heard her [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] and gargle / mouthwash. she came back to the room and jumped into the bed, by then i was horny and hard as hell, pulled on a condom and mounted her missionary, was in no mood for different positions or sexual gymnastics. pure hard core deep pounding till i shot my load.

oh, and i paid her the remaining 500 baht, plus 200 baht tip. money well spent.

[QUOTE=Andy7;1586188]Hi,

I've been searching for soapy MPs / FS parlors in Phuket but so far no luck except few like Christines & the other few who serve only local Thais. Does anyone here have more info about MPs in phuket similar to that of Pattaya? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Katherine's in Phuket Town is fairly good. I went there a couple of years ago. Clean, well run operation but a bit on the pricey side.

I'm planing an Asia trip again.

Been to bangkock and Pattaya was thinking of trying Phuckett heard it was more of a resort, is there also mongering and SW there or is it just couples, am I better going back to Pattaya to party thanks for any help.

[QUOTE=JohnnyDd;1593288]Katherine's in Phuket Town is fairly good. I went there a couple of years ago. Clean, well run operation but a bit on the pricey side.[/QUOTE]Ya, I've been there. If you like big boobs get Pooki. She was a lot of fun. I did her New Year's Eve. What a way to ring in 2014! There is also a good restaurant very close.

[QUOTE=UncleAl;1598624]I'm planing an Asia trip again.

Been to bangkock and Pattaya was thinking of trying Phuckett heard it was more of a resort, is there also mongering and SW there or is it just couples, am I better going back to Pattaya to party thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]Pattaya is by far the better option if mongering is Your main purpose With the trip.

There are SW in Phuket also, as well as bear-bars and AGogo-bars.

But not anywhere near the the numbers in Pattaya.

Also the prices are higher, and in my opinion the girls in Phuket are more cynical and more "businessminded.

For mongering and partying-go to Pattaya.

Phuket is more of a beach resort with some mongering possibilities thrown in as a bonus.

[QUOTE=Whorist;1598878]Phuket is more of a beach resort with some mongering possibilities thrown in as a bonus.[/QUOTE]Right. On a 1 to 10 sliding scale: BKK scores a 9. 8 for mongering and a 0 for beaches (swimming pools don't count), Pattaya scores a 9. 6 for mongering and a 2 for beaches (Pattaya's polluted beach looks ok but scores pretty low in my book), Phuket Island scores a 6 for mongering and a 6 for beaches, Ko Lipe scores a 1 for mongering (bring your own girl) and a 8 for beaches and Palawan, Philippines scores a 0 for mongering (bring your own girl) and a 9. 5 for beaches.

So Phuket stands out as a destination where one can enjoy some great beaches (outside of Patong Beach, rent a motorcycle to get around) and still meet some nice girls and punt quite succesfully at night. To improve on the Phuket beaches means forgetting about punting and bring your own girl. On the other hand to improve on Phuket's punting scene means forgetting about enjoying a great beach. It is up top you.

I have a couple Phuket questions for you gentlemen here. I spent a few days there a few years ago, but do not recall too many details. Hehe!

First what is the name of the big multistory pink hotel massage place on Bangla Road, Patong?

Second, I have a lady friend (fuckbuddy) who is decidedly bisexual and told her about the fantastic Thai-Slide soapy massages. She told me she definitely would like to experience this. So my question is, would she be allowed to go into a parlor and pick a girl out of the fish bowl? Or would she be thrown out? She also told me she would like to see a girl do pussy tricks. Would it be cool for her to go into a bar and check this out?

Thanks guys.

OD.

Here's a few pics from this morning. A very nice girl.

[QUOTE=OrgasmDonor;1599483]I have a couple Phuket questions for you gentlemen here. I spent a few days there a few years ago, but do not recall too many details. Hehe!

First what is the name of the big multistory pink hotel massage place on Bangla Road, Patong?

Second, I have a lady friend (fuckbuddy) who is decidedly bisexual and told her about the fantastic Thai-Slide soapy massages. She told me she definitely would like to experience this. So my question is, would she be allowed to go into a parlor and pick a girl out of the fish bowl? Or would she be thrown out? She also told me she would like to see a girl do pussy tricks. Would it be cool for her to go into a bar and check this out?

Thanks guys.

OD.[/QUOTE]I believe the name of that massage place in the pink building in Patong is Christine Massage. I am not sure if you can take a lady in there, but I don't think they would mind. You will have to find a girl who is bi too. Or you can talk to the other massage places in Patong and see if you can bring a massage girl to join you two in your hotel room.

Men and women are both allowed to enter the ping pong bars, where the girls perform tricks with their pussies. In fact, in late 2013 the singer Rihanna tweeted after seeing that show and it created a mini "scandal". The owner of the bar was arrested.

Good luck and enjoy.

[QUOTE=OrgasmDonor;1599483]I have a couple Phuket questions for you gentlemen here. I spent a few days there a few years ago, but do not recall too many details. Hehe!

First what is the name of the big multistory pink hotel massage place on Bangla Road, Patong?

Second, I have a lady friend (fuckbuddy) who is decidedly bisexual and told her about the fantastic Thai-Slide soapy massages. She told me she definitely would like to experience this. So my question is, would she be allowed to go into a parlor and pick a girl out of the fish bowl? Or would she be thrown out? She also told me she would like to see a girl do pussy tricks. Would it be cool for her to go into a bar and check this out?

Thanks guys.

OD.[/QUOTE]Easy web search can answer everything (once you know what its called). LOL.

[URL]https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Christine/@7.890623,98.296479,2a,90y,90t/data=!3m5!1e2!3m3!1s47933361!2e1!3e10!4m5!1m2!2m1!1sChristin+near+Phuket!3m1!1s0x30503abb1e4f525b:0xd7f7e3b629fc22d1!6m1!1e1?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]http://www.patong.com/spa-massage/christin-massage-phuket[/URL]

[URL]http://theblogstar.com/christin-parlor-soapy-massages-for-women-in-phuket-more-then-a-body-massage/[/URL]

The "tin" is Christin is short, but sometimes its called Christine (which make the wrong pronunciation for a Thai).

I don't know about Phuket, but can see "pussy" performing shows in Suzi Wong, Soi Cowboy (BKK) late at night. I usually leave before the "ugly" shows preferring more sexy shows, like the lesbian shows for example. Even Crazy House has some upstairs shows, and of course shows are big in Phat Phong.

For a bi-sexual girl, Suzi Wong is a very good place to pick up a girl for 3-some. Not every girl is into this but some are. Can ask the mamasans or waitresses about which girls to talk too. Bo and Dtom are likely girls if you like slim, and Anne maybe a chance if you like big tits (enhanced).

See also my report about nice bodyslide at Dr BJ Nuru.

THANK YOU! That second link answered every question I had about Christin. I guess from there the annoying street touts can guide her to the pussy-skills shows. Cheers Mate!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1599630]Easy web search can answer everything (once you know what its called). LOL.

[URL]https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Christine/@7.890623,98.296479,2a,90y,90t/data=!3m5!1e2!3m3!1s47933361!2e1!3e10!4m5!1m2!2m1!1sChristin+near+Phuket!3m1!1s0x30503abb1e4f525b:0xd7f7e3b629fc22d1!6m1!1e1?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]http://www.patong.com/spa-massage/christin-massage-phuket[/URL]

[URL]http://theblogstar.com/christin-parlor-soapy-massages-for-women-in-phuket-more-then-a-body-massage/[/URL]

The "tin" is Christin is short, but sometimes its called Christine (which make the wrong pronunciation for a Thai).

I don't know about Phuket, but can see "pussy" performing shows in Suzi Wong, Soi Cowboy (BKK) late at night. I usually leave before the "ugly" shows preferring more sexy shows, like the lesbian shows for example. Even Crazy House has some upstairs shows, and of course shows are big in Phat Phong.

For a bi-sexual girl, Suzi Wong is a very good place to pick up a girl for 3-some. Not every girl is into this but some are. Can ask the mamasans or waitresses about which girls to talk too. Bo and Dtom are likely girls if you like slim, and Anne maybe a chance if you like big tits (enhanced).

See also my report about nice bodyslide at Dr BJ Nuru.[/QUOTE]

Had a really good afternoon session at Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. Other than the few MPs in BKK like Addict, Dream Heaven 33, Bamboo, this place is by far the best at quality and service in Phuket. Line-up changes every week, each girl stays only 20 days then rotate. [URL]http://www.katherine-escort.com/gallery[/URL].

Lady: Pamela (from Northeast region).

Age: mid 20's.

Height: 1.60 m

Language: English (good) and Thai.

Body: all natural, about 34 B boobs, wonderful soft and smooth light brown skin, gorgeous lips, tattoo of a butterfly just above her butt at lower back. Sexy long brown hair.

BBBJ: PSE, awesome 69, know what to do with her tongue. 15 minutes of oral play, wow!

FS: Hot, wet, great move in multiple positions, very open to make you move so she can enjoy too. Doggie with her bending over a sex chair next to a wall mirror did me in fast!

Massage skills: very good, strong hands and know where to press.

Repeat: Absolutely! I popped to fast (just 10 minutes after entering her), got to re-do and may take her up on the A+ option next time.

Damage: Happy hour, 2 k.

She worked in BKK as an escort, her English is very good. There were 4 ladies available when I walked in (Kristy, Bowling, Claudia & Pamela), asked to view all except Claudia, too many limitation in her profile. Pamela was darker standing next to the other 2, and already assumed that I would not choose her (I'm Asian, thus assumed by working girls to choose white skinned girls). All looked great standing there. I picked Pamela purely on her body, toned and flat tummy. When she stripped to review a pair of natural tits, big bonus too!

Anyway, many of these gals are up for bi-sexual, stated in their profiles. So, if you want to avoid the crap shoot at Christine and Patong MPs, call Katherine's to get direction and come out to town.

[QUOTE=Jdbkk555;1599512]Here's a few pics from this morning. A very nice girl.[/QUOTE]She looks like a delightful lady I "met" a few months ago.

It is not clear from the photos but did she have any tattoos?

Just curious, I still smile when I remember.

[QUOTE=BlueSkyBlue;1600267]She looks like a delightful lady I "met" a few months ago.

It is not clear from the photos but did she have any tattoos?

Just curious, I still smile when I remember.[/QUOTE]Right above her pussy a "cute" tattoo.

She is a free lancer on Bangla Road.

Been to Pattaya many years back and Ko Samui this summer, but this will be my first trip to Phuket. The last five pages of the forum have answered just about any question I might have. However, in addition to bar girls and SW I am interested in the dating sites. I built a profile on ThaiFriendly and am chatting up with a few girls now. This worked in Samui and am wondering if anyone has any information positive or negative.

I chose the Salathai Resort because a friend stayed there and I plan to swim and practice yoga each morning.

Also, I am 50 and prefer woman in their 30's or 40's so any additional info about that crowd would be appreciated.

Thanks for all the posts thus far and if anyone wants to meet for beer hit me with a PM.

MHF

Does anyone know of any higher end looking massage places where a wife might not suspect extras are offered?

Hello Guys,

I will be in Phuket from October 10 to 15. This is my first time to Phuket, I have been to Pattaya and Bangkok. How much of a difference is there be between these 2 cities?

[QUOTE=BlueSkyBlue;1607462]Right above her pussy a "cute" tattoo.

She is a free lancer on Bangla Road.[/QUOTE]This is Som, Cambodian chick. She stayed with me couple of weeks in 2006 and 2007. She worked at Stand by girl in Pattaya, first soi bouchao and later soi 6 and then beach road. Totally crazy and made that tattoo when she stayed with me in 2006. Yes, I'm Kim and I didn't like that tattoo at all. Can't understand why she not changed the tattoo or removed it. In 2007 I even gave her money to get the tattoo fixed or removed. She is now in her late 30 I think. If you have more information or even a phone number, please send it to my private messages.

[QUOTE=Perrei;1610063]This is Som, Cambodian chick. She stayed with me couple of weeks in 2006 and 2007. She worked at Stand by girl in Pattaya, first soi bouchao and later soi 6 and then beach road. Totally crazy and made that tattoo when she stayed with me in 2006. Yes, I'm Kim and I didn't like that tattoo at all. Can't understand why she not changed the tattoo or removed it. In 2007 I even gave her money to get the tattoo fixed or removed. She is now in her late 30 I think. If you have more information or even a phone number, please send it to my private messages.[/QUOTE]And here some old pictures.

[QUOTE=ElCubanito;1609604]Hello Guys,

I will be in Phuket from October 10 to 15. This is my first time to Phuket, I have been to Pattaya and Bangkok. How much of a difference is there be between these 2 cities?[/QUOTE]Maybe a little more expensive. Beaches are nice south of Patong, especially Karon. Not as many girls except on Bangla. I had fun there last December. Nice MP called Sabai Sabai on Rat you Thit next to Roscoes. I had 36 C Anna and she was good to me.

so my thailand trip is a big disappointment! i think i must have visited 80% of the gogo bars but all the girls are ugly and old! while going around i almost start to think that 25-year olds with two babies and sagging titties are pretty! 95% old mamasans in pattaya but on stage!! also i found occasional once who operated their titties because they were getting to old. i'm sure in such a big country there must be pretty ladies but they are obviously not introduced for walking street?

the only good time i've had this time was in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] pattaya were i find a girl who is not extremely pretty but at least thin, also she is just learning to suck dick! it is adorable! the first time i was there she pretended like she thought the dick was very disgusting but i tipped her 500 bath just because it was the first nice experience i had in the city, she was thrilled! everytime i come back she is so happy and gives me the best blowjobs ever! the other girls there are not happy they're all 30-50 years old and fat and ugly and angry working in a place called "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]" where only one girl really is a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] it is embarrassing but i keep coming back because she is so funny.

anyone know of a place with girls who are not very very ugly in pattaya? i also went to the soapys but everyone ugly? i'm still here one week and am getting desperate.

[QUOTE=JohnCert;1608468]Does anyone know of any higher end looking massage places where a wife might not suspect extras are offered?[/QUOTE]Most wives know exactly what goes on, whether its high end or not. Wives love to read internet and explore, watch youtube, chat with other wives, and many know what a happy ending is.

Unless yours is really the babe in the woods type, innocent and naive, don't for a moment think she doesn't know what goes on.

[QUOTE=JohnCert;1608468]Does anyone know of any higher end looking massage places where a wife might not suspect extras are offered?[/QUOTE]I stayed in what I call the Italian street, is kind of opposite bangla boxing stadium, was with my Chinese GF and opposite was a massage place, rolled back around 23.00 one night alone and young 25 yr old girl ask massage in her shop, which looked closed.

Proceeded to have 200 bhat massage all very good, then rolled me over and started to get flag mast to attention, asked some silly price to raise the flag but I negotiated 300 HJ, she proceeded to give infact an amazing BJ, got her naked and she wanted to ride me bare back although I was bit tipsy I got out a rubber but by that time and with the beer effect lost wood, she proceeded to expertly suck me off ending with CIM, all in all a great experience for 500 Bhat until the next morning.

When exiting the hotel with GF they all sit outside opposite and of course had parked the scooter there.

She was fine waving me over and we chatted, GF isn't super jealous and said what did they want, "oh wanted to do massage". Oh ok we go there latter LOL.

[quote=oldbugger;1610131]so my thailand trip is a big disappointment! i think i must have visited 80% of the gogo bars but all the girls are ugly and old! while going around i almost start to think that 25-year olds with two babies and sagging titties are pretty! 95% old mamasans in pattaya but on stage!! also i found occasional once who operated their titties because they were getting to old. i'm sure in such a big country there must be pretty ladies but they are obviously not introduced for walking street?

the only good time i've had this time was in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] pattaya were i find a girl who is not extremely pretty but at least thin, also she is just learning to suck dick! it is adorable! the first time i was there she pretended like she thought the dick was very disgusting but i tipped her 500 bath just because it was the first nice experience i had in the city, she was thrilled! everytime i come back she is so happy and gives me the best blowjobs ever! the other girls there are not happy they're all 30-50 years old and fat and ugly and angry working in a place called "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]" where only one girl really is a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] it is embarrassing but i keep coming back because she is so funny.

anyone know of a place with girls who are not very very ugly in pattaya? i also went to the soapys but everyone ugly? i'm still here one week and am getting desperate.[/quote]compare to bangkok, yes the quality of girls in pattaya are not that good. last year when i was in bangkok there was more better quality of thai girls than when i went to pattaya. i did meet 2 of the best looking thai girls in pattaya. i was at a 7/11 when i met this one girl, who i think she was a non pro, just a regular girl. she had a job at a construction company and i would meet her after work.

the other girl that i met was a ukraine girl from odessa. she was there with her friend who was there with this american guy. i met all 3 at the mcdonald on beach road. to be honest, i think i had the cuter of the 2 girls.

but some of the girls that i met in the bars, gogo and other places were not as good in quality of looks.

[QUOTE=DCups;1610111]Maybe a little more expensive. Beaches are nice south of Patong, especially Karon. Not as many girls except on Bangla. I had fun there last December. Nice MP called Sabai Sabai on Rat you Thit next to Roscoes. I had 36 C Anna and she was good to me.[/QUOTE]Thanks D Cups for the info. That is the impression that I had about Phuket. I will be arriving into Thailand on August 6 and will stay in Bangkok for a couple of days as I unwind from the Long flight from Washington DC. I am mixed as to where I should go after Bangkok, Phuket or Pattaya. If I do decide in Phuket and this is my first time, I am mixed where to stay in Phuket. I was leaning toward Patong since it has that street with alot of action and I can always rent a scooter and go to the other places.

Since I have been to Pattaya many times and I am looking to relax on a beach that why I am leaning to Phuket. But as I have read the place is slow pace and control by Russian Mob. Any comments or suggestion I would be most appreciative.

[QUOTE=ElCubanito;1610434]Thanks D Cups for the info. That is the impression that I had about Phuket. I will be arriving into Thailand on August 6 and will stay in Bangkok for a couple of days as I unwind from the Long flight from Washington DC. I am mixed as to where I should go after Bangkok, Phuket or Pattaya. If I do decide in Phuket and this is my first time, I am mixed where to stay in Phuket. I was leaning toward Patong since it has that street with alot of action and I can always rent a scooter and go to the other places.

Since I have been to Pattaya many times and I am looking to relax on a beach that why I am leaning to Phuket. But as I have read the place is slow pace and control by Russian Mob. Any comments or suggestion I would be most appreciative.[/QUOTE]Sorry meant to say October 6.

[QUOTE=ElCubanito;1610434]Thanks D Cups for the info. That is the impression that I had about Phuket. I will be arriving into Thailand on August 6 and will stay in Bangkok for a couple of days as I unwind from the Long flight from Washington DC. I am mixed as to where I should go after Bangkok, Phuket or Pattaya. If I do decide in Phuket and this is my first time, I am mixed where to stay in Phuket. I was leaning toward Patong since it has that street with alot of action and I can always rent a scooter and go to the other places.

Since I have been to Pattaya many times and I am looking to relax on a beach that why I am leaning to Phuket. But as I have read the place is slow pace and control by Russian Mob. Any comments or suggestion I would be most appreciative.[/QUOTE]Kata beach I always liked, could get there by scooter from Patong and sit on the beach on a deck chair and the sea was clean. But went there today and it has been stripped of deck chairs and all the drink huts have gone, I've no idea why? I did see one of the Thai chair renters beat up two Russians with a stick once, one for some argument over a drink and one was over a chair.

Also Patong is swamped with Russians to the point now that menus in a few places are all in Russian!

I also went up Italian street opposite The boxing stadium and most of the food outlets once run by italians are now run by Thais!

What's the right price to pay for outcall massage? The escort sites all seem to want 4 k+.

Any suggestions for cheaper? Any independants?

Thanks.

Just got an amazing massage at a small place near Jung Ceylon & Hard Rock Cafe.

The girl's name was "Nui". Said she was 28 but looked like a teen. Smooth, silky skin. The massage was very good in itself. For just 300 baht / hour it's a hell of a deal.

+1000 to the girl for CBJ & Boom boom.

I'm going back to Jung Ceylon in the morning to buy some stuff and am going to bring Nui and another girl from the same place back to my hotel. Highly recommended as a place to get a real massage in addition to extras.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1613070]Just got an amazing massage at a small place near Jung Ceylon & Hard Rock Cafe.

The girl's name was "Nui". Said she was 28 but looked like a teen. Smooth, silky skin. The massage was very good in itself. For just 300 baht / hour it's a hell of a deal.

+1000 to the girl for CBJ & Boom boom.

I'm going back to Jung Ceylon in the morning to buy some stuff and am going to bring Nui and another girl from the same place back to my hotel. Highly recommended as a place to get a real massage in addition to extras.[/QUOTE]What is the name of the place? Can you post a clothed picture of Nui so that we can recognize her there?

Thank you.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1613162]What is the name of the place? Can you post a clothed picture of Nui so that we can recognize her there?

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Coming right up. I'm going back after lunch. For reference the place is on the same side of the street as "Madras cafe" (about 300 m away), just get out of Jung Ceylon, turn right and keep walking. It is the first obviously offering extras place on the other side of the road (about 500 m walk).

If you're driving you should park your car at Jung Ceylon. It's only 20 B for a few hours.

[QUOTE=ElCubanito;1610434]Thanks D Cups for the info. That is the impression that I had about Phuket. I will be arriving into Thailand on August 6 and will stay in Bangkok for a couple of days as I unwind from the Long flight from Washington DC. I am mixed as to where I should go after Bangkok, Phuket or Pattaya. If I do decide in Phuket and this is my first time, I am mixed where to stay in Phuket. I was leaning toward Patong since it has that street with alot of action and I can always rent a scooter and go to the other places.

Since I have been to Pattaya many times and I am looking to relax on a beach that why I am leaning to Phuket. But as I have read the place is slow pace and control by Russian Mob. Any comments or suggestion I would be most appreciative.[/QUOTE]Bangkok and Pattaya are dirty, Bangkok is especially dirty in the rains.

As for Phuket, I've only been here for a couple of days now but I really am impressed. It is amazing. Just the right blend of relaxation and adult fun. Lots of clean beaches. Many pristine islands nearby. Most of it looks better in reality than any picture can do justice to it. Very laid back vibe. And tons of non hooker related stuff to do. I don't want to leave.

Patong is as dirty and brash as Pattaya. And the roads all over are narrow and winding with potholes. Also, there is no public transport to speak of.

But I can live with that, given the plethora of activities and the views from the beaches. For me it really is paradise found.

I'm staying in Karon and have an amazing view that opens up right to the beach and ocean, for $800/ mo incl breakfast. Waking up to the view feels like a million bucks. But it's not safe to swim in Karon in the rains. Yesterday I drove out to Nai Harn and that was fantastic too. PM me if you want the name of my hotel.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1613244]Coming right up. I'm going back after lunch. For reference the place is on the same side of the street as "Madras cafe" (about 300 m away), just get out of Jung Ceylon, turn right and keep walking. It is the first obviously offering extras place on the other side of the road (about 500 m walk).

If you're driving you should park your car at Jung Ceylon. It's only 20 B for a few hours.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

Got a camera phone only recently so pictures will be coming soon.

Any reviews about "Empress Lucy" from [URL]empresslucy.com[/URL]?

[QUOTE=China35;1612249]Kata beach I always liked, could get there by scooter from Patong and sit on the beach on a deck chair and the sea was clean. But went there today and it has been stripped of deck chairs and all the drink huts have gone, I've no idea why? I did see one of the Thai chair renters beat up two Russians with a stick once, one for some argument over a drink and one was over a chair.
[/QUOTE]This is a result of a "cleanup" campaign launched by the junta that has taken over Thailand. They're going after unlicensed businesses set up on the beaches -- chair rentals, restaurants, etc. , even demolishing some illegal structures. Also supposedly going after the taxi mafia. (Good luck with that.).

[quote=oldbugger;1610131]so my thailand trip is a big disappointment! i think i must have visited 80% of the gogo bars but all the girls are ugly and old! while going around i almost start to think that 25-year olds with two babies and sagging titties are pretty! 95% old mamasans in pattaya but on stage!! also i found occasional once who operated their titties because they were getting to old. i'm sure in such a big country there must be pretty ladies but they are obviously not introduced for walking street?

the only good time i've had this time was in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] pattaya were i find a girl who is not extremely pretty but at least thin, also she is just learning to suck dick! it is adorable! the first time i was there she pretended like she thought the dick was very disgusting but i tipped her 500 bath just because it was the first nice experience i had in the city, she was thrilled! everytime i come back she is so happy and gives me the best blowjobs ever! the other girls there are not happy they're all 30-50 years old and fat and ugly and angry working in a place called "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]" where only one girl really is a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] it is embarrassing but i keep coming back because she is so funny.

anyone know of a place with girls who are not very very ugly in pattaya? i also went to the soapys but everyone ugly? i'm still here one week and am getting desperate.[/quote]sorry to hear about your trip and thank you for saving me from similar fate.

i was thinking about new mongering destination after bangkok and angeles city.

phuket appears to be perfect blend of relaxation and mongering after reading many reports on forum.

Spent a very enjoyable week in Patong, Phuket. The information in the forum and from a few Senior members via PM was quite helpful.

I chose to rent a car from Hertz at the airport to keep from paying two big taxi bills but more importantly to see the island. During the day, I traveled the entire island looking at views and potential retirement spots. The only other time I drove was to the mall because of the monsoon rains. The car was very affordable and fully ensured, so it brought great transportation and peace of mind. However, for simple mongering it isn't needed.

I stayed at Salathai Resort booked from Travelocity and I have no complaints except that it is very difficult to separate the key from the magnet device that keeps the AC on during your absence. So, I followed the advice, went to Big "C" and bought magnets to keep power on when out of the room.

All information in this forum is still applicable for instance: Kristin's massage is a great place for a soapy. I was charged 3 k ($100) for 75 minutes of pure pleasure.

Bangla road has it all for sure; hottest, sexiest women available but later at night than earlier in the evening. I am older and prefer to be getting busy by 9 pm.

I preferred the other side-streets and the small quiet bars on streets parallel to Bangla. I had no problem bringing home girls in their 30's for 1000 bht and getting the whole GFE the next day.

One little habit I found enjoyable was to choose a hot massage girl at her shop, get the 200 bht foot massage and chat her up, send another one of the massage staff out to get a coffee or drink (for a small tip), enjoy the drink, the massage, and sort of get to know the girls a bit. From that point, I could judge which one I might want to take back to the hotel or have right there. I prefer this to siting in the bar, trying to talk over loud music, sweating, paying bar fines, getting asked to buy bull $hit lady drinks, etc. Anyone else try this?

Overall it was week of bliss, but nothing that hasn't been posted.

Enjoy!

MHF

[QUOTE=MrHappyFeet;1623399]
Bangla road has it all for sure; hottest, sexiest women available but later at night than earlier in the evening. I am older and prefer to be getting busy by 9 pm.

I preferred the other side-streets and the small quiet bars on streets parallel to Bangla. I had no problem bringing home girls in their 30's for 1000 bht and getting the whole GFE the next day.

Enjoy!

MHF[/QUOTE]Mate, you are God sent.

I will be in Phuket starting tomorrow and was so desperately looking for an update. Like you, I am getting older and like to get busy by 9. I am only here for a couple of days so any pointers at who to pick from which massage parlour will be great.

I like your suggestion on trying out the massage places. I am staying in Patong.

Hey!

I am staying at Kamala Beach and believe it or not my wife had the idea of getting nice Thai girl over for a threesome. Being overwhelmed by the prospect of this potentially hot experience am not hoping you guys have a recommendation for us. We are staying at the Hyatt and I have no idea weather or not its GF friendly but I figure it will not be a problem.

Thanks!

I am happy to give feedback about how it went.

Anybody know where I can find a private tour / escort guide? Eg during the day, they show me around phuket as if they was a girlfriend / tour guide and at night, they become my excort.

[QUOTE=WhatDHell;1623668]Mate, you are God sent.

I will be in Phuket starting tomorrow and was so desperately looking for an update. Like you, I am getting older and like to get busy by 9. I am only here for a couple of days so any pointers at who to pick from which massage parlour will be great.

I like your suggestion on trying out the massage places. I am staying in Patong.[/QUOTE]My hotel, Salathai is on Sawatdirak and has plenty of what we need. My favorite bars (tastes vary) were Cowboy Bar and Lobos Bar.

Cowboy is directly across from Salathai and has girls as early as 5 pm. My personal favorite is Mach. I met her on Saturday, but didn't take her home until Tuesday. I kept her until Saturday morning when I left. Her car-side hug and kiss still haunt me. There is no GFE like a Thai GFE my friend.

Lobos Bar is on the same side of the road as Salathai Resort, about 50 M toward the beach road. Their girls might come out a bit later maybe 7-9 pm, but they are worth the wait.

My two favorite massage places were Be Well Spa and another one directly next to Rosco's Bar.

Be Well Spa is right next to a Family Mart on Sawatdirak on the opposite side of the street nearly across the street from Lobos Bar. You can find it easily. I highly recommend little (or Lily). She will take care of you there or at your hotel. She was a bit pricey for the hotel visit but negotiable and worth it.

If you walk East up Sawatdirak (against traffic, away from the beach) and turn left, look for Rosco's Bar. Directly next to it is another massage place (forgot the name) that I didn't want to leave. They had a great variety of gals, very breasty and even a pair of 19-year old twin sisters. Now, keep in mind the twins only gave happy-ending HJs but several of the others were FS. The girl I favored was named "Noon" I think. If you have any other questions, send me a PM. I hope you have a great time.

MHF.

One thing I did not find was a bar open in the morning that had bar girls for St take out. Does anyone know of any? I remember you could have that in Pattaya: basically you could order a cup of coffee and a Big. I am going back to Patong in December and hope to find this.

MHF

After a somewhat mixed experience in Bangkok, I'm looking for some good options for short time night fun (and release) next to checking out the bars at night.

Before saying RTFF, I've done my research and want some personal up to date recommendations for Patong. Which massage? Which go go bar? Which nightclub is the best?

Any good massage options in Patong besides Christines (which I read costs well over 2 k baht).

Thank you for any light you can shed on these questions.

Hey guys,

Just read this on craigslist:

[URL]http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/cas/4737114899.html[/URL]

Now before the trolls come out and tell me I'm a loser for using CL in Thailand, I know you don't need CL in Thailand to get laid. It's called entertainment reading so crawl back under your bridges LOL.

On Topic:

Scary shit, so always wear a condom and stay clear from this girl.

Oh and BTW, not my add, never been to Phuket.

Wow I might have saved your lives just now, you are welcome!

I'm such a hero LOL.

Cheers.

ALC

Definitely worth visiting. They are unspoilt and off the tourist trail. They are patronized by the local mafia and wealthy Thais.

There are several classes of brothels. The cheap ones start at 300 B-600 B and are shit. Some of the girls are nice looking, but the rooms are dingy and dirty. Not recommended.

In the nice places they start at 1500 (90 minutes).

Amazing quality and performance. Very good looking girls that fuck like professionals, MUCH better than the bar girls.

Here's a video, as a sample of the quality that is available. This girl was an underwear model from Bangkok. Cost: 2800 B for 90 minutes including jacuzzi bath and massage:

[URL]http://tinypic.com/r/25g9ro3/8[/URL]

(Sorry Jackson, tried to attach the video but got the error "video. Zip. Upload of file failed. ".

If you want to go there I could ride with you. I live at Rawai beach but currently I don't have a car so if you can pick me up I am down for a night out to Phuket Town. If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.

I would highly appreciate the phone numbers of Russian (or any other attractive caucasian) ladies who work independently on Phuket.

Gentlemen,

I'm visiting Phuket in a few weeks. Did quite a bit of RTFF but still need some info if you can help out.

I'm with some sales team people and am booked in some place called Thalang. On the map this looks way far from Patong etc. And unfortunately I'll only be able to slip away a couple of hours a day.

Any ideas on whether there is any action in the Thalang area? Or which would be closest area, as I'm unlikely to be able to find the time to commute to Patong everyday.

Also, could anyone help out in understanding the prevalent rates across the spectrum, right from the lower end to the best places in town. I'm not keen on picking up girls from the bars. So good soapies, massage joints and brothels is possible. My objective is half a dozen trips if I can manage.

Thanks

Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.

You are 20 min drive from Patong. The best solution?

[QUOTE=CuriouSexplorer;1639513]Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1639183]If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.[/QUOTE]Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1639678]Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Maybe when business is slow, some of the teller girls in the Bank may be interested too, perhaps. Some of these girls in their bank-uniform look really hot.

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1639678]Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Most of them say Massage parlor on the outside. The protocol is that you pick a girl and go with her to one of the hotels nearby. I got shown this area by my Thai friend.

But you have to be careful. Some of them are really crappy places. Katherine is in the nice area though.

I went to Christin this evening, 5:30 pm. About 30 in the fishbowl. 3,300 Bht for 75 minutes. Massage, bath, one pop.

I chose #62, Jip / Gip from Chiang Mai. Tiny wee thing, 24 years, some evidence of a baby. Room was pretty good. Big, clean, bath, wet area, double bed.

Started with a body to body soapy slide on an inflatable mattress while the bath filled, bath then on to bed for main event. It all felt a bit choreographed and hurried. I could probably been out inside 40 minutes.

I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?

[QUOTE=Mickekung;1641885]I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?[/QUOTE]I was there only 5 nights and had 4 beautiful babes.

I picked them from seduction club.

Phuket is amazing place.

During day went to zip-lining, zorbing and scuba diving with them and enjoyed whole night.

Katherine in Phuket town is also pretty good.

May be I am lucky or you are looking at wrong places.

[QUOTE=Mickekung;1641885]I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?[/QUOTE]I am in Patong now, and there are girls everywhere. A lot of hot and beautiful girls who will please you in all ways, in exchange of some Baht. I don't know where you have been during your stay in Phuket, but your statement is totally wrong re Patong. And O will be very surprised if other places in Phuket are emty of women, and that you only can fins somefew and ugly girls. If you not have anything more or else to report, I suggest that you use your time to something more positive than reporting bullshit in this very valuable forum. If anybody wants some advises or telephone numbers to women who will give you a wonderfull experience, you are welcome to send me a private message.

Here's a TR I made a week ago.

Part 1.

I'm here after 8 days in Australia, did not partake there. I thought I might as well try the place out (Phuket) and treat the wife to a Thailand Adventure. In 2 days I am basically 0 for 2 in monger attempts. One was yesterday w / one of the hundreds of massage girls sitting in front of these shops.

I specifically asked for a massage and blow job w / pics for 300/1000 b a total of 1300 b for the works. This wasn't a big effort but I had not unloaded for a while so I was counting on Phuket action. I moved around and asked a few w / mostly cautious responses and then found a game lady.

We went up stairs to some shitty mattress on the floor and she proceeded with the most lame massage possible. I guess if she tried she could of made it worse then it already was. These numerous massage shops are probably all the same w / some aimless rubbing and squeezing. So I moved the action to the BJ and all of a sudden this was not in her repertoire, it was a half hour ago, but not now.

I say okay our session is over and get dressed. She ask for an additional 50 b, I look at what I have, no 50's so I ask do you have change for a hundred, she doesn't so I give her 20 and walk. She is behind me swearing, you fucker, you fucker. Once outside I tell the person in charge what had happened and get nowhere. I leave w / all of them (10 girls) jeering me, haha, you just can't win. I am stopped across the street by another group of massage parlor girls and the ones behind me are yelling and spoiling my hunting for a nice juicy BJ w / pics. Don't know what will happen if I happen to walk up that way with my wife, will avoid.

Phuket is not a monger's market in a practical sense, conventional tourism is everywhere and in your face, real mongering is proving to be a hardship so far.

Later that night (11 pm) I went out to try and find some satisfaction, maybe a nice Go Go dancer would be available on Bangla. As I walked up from the beach I didn't see any decent bars and then near the end I saw one w / actual ladies dancing on the bars and they looked good. The music wasn't unbearable and so I sat down next to a beauty I spotted as I walked in. She was fine, with a beautiful set of tits, long silky hair and a killer bod.

Well. Haha, my story doesn't get any better, matter of fact I don't recall a worse fuck then this little cutie turned out to be.

THE WORST FUCK OF MY LIFE. So bad I didn't even get close to fucking her.

DRINK ****? Haha, last night (every night) she is the queen of drink sluts and it was a tag team affair between the bartender, manager and the dancer. They just tossed me around like a (Kenny) rag doll, haha, they were good, before I knew it I was out 1500 b, not including my drinks (600 b). Enough for now.

I'll get to that fun later, I need to look after the wife right now, it's dinner time.

I'm in Phuket for a few days. It would be great to get some experienced intel if any BMs are around, I'll buy the beer.

Cheers, I'll be out again tonight for more, obviously a little more savvy.

Wow.

Part 2.

Right now headed for a day of snorkling and sight seeing, good weather or not, Ko Phi Phi here we come. Will continue the TR, hopefully w some juicy Thai action.

I guess Phuket is a good place to take your honey if you like crowds and beach. I did love Karon Beach, really good for body surfing, outstanding beach. A lot of nice bikinied pussies to look at while resting between body surfing.

And.

I'll never come back here again! This place is for rich dudes that want to impress and bed DRINK SLUTS and or drunk fucks that like to be worked for their hard earned money.

That's what I saw on my go around here Monday night 11/14. If you as a monger are here to bed some fun loving pussy well then, you better have some good shoes, you will be looking all night.

I just returned empty handed to my hotel room and I will not bother any more w / pussy hunting in Phuket.

If I had known this before I would never have put Phuket in my vacation plans. Granted this trip is not a pure monger trip as I have the wife tagging along but FUCK, I should be able to do a simple sneak out with good results. NOT HERE!

From what I've seen Phuket ladies have a code and that code is no GFE! From place to place it's completely adhered to, sure handjobs galore, but nothing more then that + CBJs, HJs, or CFS. My hometown in the USA is better then this. Haha, I'll never come back anywhere near here.

Today started at 6 am for a day trip, and then off to Bamboo Island (for imaginary snorkeling), then to Monkey Beach, another fucked up eco system about to be destroyed, and then PhiPhi Island.

In a nut shell. THE GLASS IS MORE THAN HALF EMPTY here in Thailand.

All the tourist boats drop anchors on these delicate eco systems a 100 times a day, thru out Thailand fisheries apparently. Of course the snorkeling was a joke (fish habitats are dead) but I seem to be the only one disappointed.

CONVERSELY, In the PI on a few snorkeling trips the boats tied up to government moorings, NO ANCHORING ALLOWED!

Thailand you are really fucking up your wildlife.

Now back to the important stuff. Pussy.

So get home and a quick dinner w / the wife and out the door, first on my list tonight was Suzy Wongs because of internet intel. As I am walking to the joint I start feeling a shit coming on but not too strong. Just before I get to SWs I realize, I got to get rid of this. I walk into SWs and the ladies are 100% nude (finally good news) and put my brella down and head for the CR, no paper in the CR. The women look great but now I got to find a shiter.

Soon after I do (10 b) and head back to SWs and now a different crew is on stage w / bikinis. I buy a brew and watch the ridiculous scene of drunk young dudes being plied by the pro dancers. Is this shit suppose to be fun?? The beer was $6 + and I watch this ridiculous scene for 10 minutes. These chicks are not going to give any dude GFE, they're going to take your money, that's their job.

PHUKET STINKS for good hearted mongers looking for some good / fun pussy.

I then head for home hoping I would get lucky in the blow job dept (I'm confident).

I instantly think, Christens (whatever) the big pink place. I get there and talk to two different managers, oh no, no kissing is allowed, oh no. Condom for everything including blow jobs, so what am I to do.

I sit and drink a beer and get up and leave. I still have hope w / the numerous massage places along the way. Every time I ask about BJs it's oh no, or silence w / a covered grin. I ask and I ask and then one finally says okay. She is more then decent looking and she says she wants 1500 b for full service. I told her just give me a good BJ w / out condom and I'll give 2000 b. She says yes and in the room changes her mind. By now I am pissed as you can tell. This all happened less then an hour ago. This place is shit.

Part 3.

I am really surprised at how jaded and spoiled Patong is. I do believe that if I spent time here I could find some decent pussy for hire but I don't have the time. I like an honest playing field and Patong is not that. Oh well, I'm am sorting out my photos and will post a few of my Patong tormentors.

I have one more night in Patong and might as well throw in the towel. I'm in BKK tomorrow and hope it's more of a buyers market. I was in BKK in 2010 and it was off the charts good so I have reason to be excited. Hooking up with a buddy who moved to Chang Mai, we'll both be in BKK for 3 nights, should be good, can't wait.

I did not elaborate on my time with the bargirl.

She was sexy with nice cleavage, definitely my type. I saw her and moved right in, she was ready and waiting for her next sucker. I already was primed up with about 4 beers in me and so I buy her a drink. We talk and I let her know I want her and I want GFE, she says, do you like my friend? The friend is 2 feet away dancing on the bar and also looks good. I say, yeah she's pretty. My bargirl then ask me to buy her friend a drink, then the mamasan, etc.

I finally say no and we get back to talking about what I'm looking for, blow job w / out condom. Bargirl, oh no, I can't do that, I say, fine, I will go else where. Then after thinking about mo offer, my bargirl says okay to the BBBJ.

After another 20 minutes of being hustled drink after drink I take my bargirl to the ST hotel. All the while I am doing my interview I am trying to get her to give me a small wet kiss. I can't get this all important wet kiss at the bar but she says all the right things so I trust I'll get my kisses in the room. WRONGGGG!

We take a shower and when she washes me she just puts a vice grip on my dick, that's it, no touching other areas, vice grip, no touching, and again strong vice grip.

So I'm thinking she is still awkward and not sensual or comfortable. I am suppose to have 2 hours with her. I gave the bar 1000 b and will give her 3000 b. Since she bled me of 2000 b I was going to be short on the final 3000 b and promised I would return tomorrow at the bar. So back to the action.

I get her clothes off and her body is pretty nice w / very slight BD. Her tits had nice dark brown nipples and she had a full Bush which is how I like it. I tried to get her to lay on top and finally did but kissing was like kissing a COB of corn, I could feel her teeth clenched tight w / wavering lips. In short it was a disgusting performance on her part. I kept trying to kiss her passionately but the end result was a clenched mouth. She says, get condom. So I go for her tits which were nice I wanted to play with them but she was constantly wiggling around so I couldn't even enjoy this. Again, she says, get the condom.

Then I put her on her back and went for some muff diving. I got a few licks on her nice pussy but it was also squirming and constantly sliding away from my hungry mouth, too evasive to continue this pursuit so now the BBBJ.

I'm on my back and I get her to take my dick and she does. (always she says get condom) She gets my head between her lips and then the VICE GRIP comes back into play.

Yes, the vice grip, an extremely tight and hard strangulation on my little buddy just when he's trying to enjoy himself. This girl was turning into the worst fuck of my life. In every capacity SHE STUNK, but I kept a positive attitude and put her on the floor besides the bed. I sat on the bed with her on her knees (w / pillow) and got my dick back in her mouth.

This time I unclenched her vice grip and to over control manually. So she is sucking about 2 inches deep w / my hand jacking jr as she sucks. Her tits are down below and they look good from my new vantage. She doesn't like her new position but lets me continue. I am feeling pretty good with this action and I know I am going to be finally releasing a nice full load. Just then I did and she took it in her mouth, I then pulled my dick out of her mouth and slide it down to her tits to finish a good release, smashing my head into those sexy dark brown nipples, man it was good! She opened her mouth and my cum looked good in there, then she spit it out.

You would think I would be happy and I was for a minute or two but then thought about the rest of her lying disgusting performance and well, she was the worst fuck of my life.

I made a purse out of a pig's ear. It could have been one of the best sessions in my life but this is not in a hustlers repertoire to please, her heart is no good. I was generous and well meaning and she was out to cheat me. Go Go girl from bar on Bangla, corner bar, will try and get the bar name tonight.

Well, I won't forget the last two minutes with her, she did hold my cum in her mouth for me to enjoy, probably because she was in shock I made it happen.

Haha, what a loss, she was my type in body and face, just not spirit. Too many hustlers in Patong for the casual monger.

And.

Her bar, The Buzz Bar. The ST hotel is adjacent and called, Bangla House.

This bar had decent talent but service is probably shitty, maybe others will have a better outcome.

A detail I didn't mention. My deal w / the bargirl was for 2 hours and she forced me to finish in 20 minutes.

I gave her 2200 b after the 20 munite cum, that's all she'll get from me.

The pussy in Suzy Wong's was the best, fully nude and close to perfection.

But total hustlers no doubt.

Part 4.

I thought Phuket was user friendly for mongers but it is a Thai tourist beach town. There is some serious foreigner price gouging going on here, haha, tomorrow I say goodbye.

I will give it another run tonight but not expecting much.

Patong is a great tourist town w / tons of families from India, Russia, Australia all clogging up your pathway to the pussy. If you're coming here for sun, dancing, beach, cheap trinkets, and a town crawling w / venders then Patong is awesome.

The mongering is here and it is super spoiled.

Every hot chick here knows, she has what you want and you're going to have to pay big for it (and you can forget about GFE).

GFE is not on most menus but some negotiating will get you a shitty BBBJ. So far, all 3 Patong pussies I rented have provided terrible bbbjs, but BBBJ's are my thing.

Some guys will except CBJ's I will not. Some guys don't know the difference between good sex and average sex, I know the difference.

I know when everywhere I go for a certain service and I get the same answer that there is a code of conduct and price fixing. All these massage girls are watching each other and policing each other to not offer GFE.

Patong is a tourist town first and foremost w / some mongering on the side. This concept works for some and that's great, I hope more mongers skip AC, Manila, BKK and come to Patong instead, I'll pick up their slack in the other locales.

Last night I'm enjoying the sights from a barstool at a busy intersection and mostly what I saw was a sausage parade. Tons and tons of sausage looking around for something to do, haha. Great.

My Advice.

Patong is a seller's market if you looking for quality. The key word is patience. Another key word for full service is, private room. When you ask for a private room it is code for, I want to fuck you. Do not be a sucker and let the bargirl steer you (like I did). The massage joints on the road parallel to the beach road offer FS. I enjoyed another mediocre BBBJ last night there.

Directions, walk up (away from beach) Bangla till you get to the big street, turn right on the big street and start talking to the massage girls. My BBBJ last night cost 1000 b and it wasn't easy to get a few pics but I did. I tipped her 100 b for the mediocre BBBJ and pics. She had some giant tits but she was hard to handle. Whatever I tried to do, there was opposite pressure from her. I move my dick left. She pushes it away from the right. I pull her towel down to expose big tits, she pulls towel back up, I pull down and handle tits, she pulls towel back up.

If you think this kind of shit is fun than Patong is the place for you.

Before I got here I tried to find out what Patong was all about by reading previous post (everywhere) but with previous posters happy w / very little I got an incorrect picture of Patong mongering.

For me Patong was a mistake but I have no regrets, Karon beach was fun.

And.

I spent my first night BKK and this is what mongering is all about. Tons of pussy begging to be fucked. Soi Cowboy was fun, plenty of everything, drink sluts, hotties, LBs (way too good looking too), much more pussy than saugage on the street. After a long barhop w my bro we ended up at a mobile bar on Sukhumvit. Two decent looking ladies were there for me and I had the full on double GFE in a ST hotel nearby.

These 2 20 somethings were on me like I was on them. One lady was screaming while riding me the other kissing me. My kissing partner and I could not believe how hot and sexy the one riding was, bucking, head shaking, screaming in estacy.

While this happening I'm thinking this one is worth another 1500 b tomorrow night. What a show!

I'll be hunting the next 2 days and nights in BKK and it's sweet and easy. I love this place, tons of hotties and action. Too much of a good thing is what I want and need right now.

My thoughts 2 weeks later.

If you're a young stud or have Phuket experience you might find some decent action. If you're an old stud or new to Phuket the good fruit is not low hanging. My 2 baht.

Patong is shit. I have been saying that since the first day that I got here. First world prices and third world conditions. It's like a giant Pattaya but worse, quadruple the cost and not even half the quality of girls.

The only THREE bars on Bangla road, and all of Patong where I have found truly beautiful girls are:

1: Rock Hard a Go go. First bar on the right upon entering from Ratutit road (not the beach, but the other (Jungceylon) end of Bangla). Go upstairs, it's on the upper level. The lower level is not Rock Hard, it is Oscar which is just a beer bar. Beauitful girls. Impressive. Amazing Thai girls. Undoubtedly THE best Gogo bar in Phuket. Most are good in bed too. Barfine: 1000 B. Girl for all night: 2000-3000 depending on girl and how you negotiate. Room: 600-1000, if you don't have a place nearby already. The cheapest beer you can buy here is Carlsberg at 100 B / pint, Chang is 180 and most other drinks are also reasonable for the place and quality.

2: Moulin Rouge: Right next door to Rock Hard. Only Russian and European CIS girls. Many Ukranians. Looks, nearly each of them are 10/10. But the service is a hit or miss. Prices for everything are insane. Minimum drink price for ANYTHING you order is 350 B. I will always remember the 500 B shit Instant nescafe coffee I once ordered here, LOL. Private dance: 2000 B for 3 songs. A standard hustle is that a girl will come to your table and dance for 15-20 seconds, rub herself on to you and you HAVE to tip her, minimum 100 B. Obligatory. There is no clear cut bar fine. But some of the girls will go out with you. They ask for 10,000 B. There is no clear agreement or deal about sex. They will say they will "go with you to disco". But you're almost sure to get some action. Good quality and experience, but at a price.

3: "The Secret" in a side alley. This is a G club, Bangkok style. Very good quality of (Thai) girls. More expensive than Rock Hard but nowhere near as high as Moulin Rouge.

The main difference between Rock Hard and The Secret are that in Rock Hard most of the girls are from either Bangkok or the Isaan, whereas in The Secret they are from Chiang Mai and the northern provinces. All very beautiful though.

Also, Rock Hard has the best music if you like to listen to 80's Rock. Lynrd Skynrd, Motorhead, Iron Maiden: Good music.

Stick to these 3 bars in Patong and you will have a good time.

The rest of it is a shithole.

I have stayed in Patong for a few days this week. And honestly, I cannot understand all the negative comments regarding mongering in Patong. I notice that some of the members that are complaining vistited Patong just a few months ago. Why come back again and complain if you think it is so bad? I have a long experience from mongering many places around the world. I am not a youngster, bald and have some ekstra kilos. Even so, I easily pick up beautiful girls who gives me a GFE session. And the cost is never higher than THB 2000, inklusive barfine, massage fee etc.

Those who goes for the starfishes in the GoGo, should not complain regarding the cost level or bad sex / lack og GFE. If you read this exellent forum, you are warned so many times about this problem.

Tomorrow I am heading to Bangkok. May be the best place in the world to monger.

But Bangkok lack a lot of possibilities that you will find in Phuket and Patong.

And in Karon, Kata, Kamala and other places in this beautiful island.

As informed a few days ago, Patong is filled up with girls that wants to please you in exchange of some of your money. Just use your common sense, be polite, smile and behave. And the ladies will adore you without buying ladydrinks etc. Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Gregbro;1644321]

Those who goes for the starfishes in the GoGo, should not complain regarding the cost level or bad sex / lack og GFE. If you read this excellent forum, you are warned so many times about this problem.[/QUOTE]There are many starfish in Patong but they don't let you know this until you paid the BF and get them in bed. My experience w / one BG was beyond starfish and I took the time (in my TR) for a blow by blow description.

In my short stay in Patong I was expecting easy mongering and IT WASN'T EASY! That's all.

I'm a fair minded guy and if I'm not particular then sure my time there might have been more satisfying in the sex dept. I want young, pretty, good hearted company and it was very hard to find. Sure it was there but it was not willing to put out, only hustle. That's what my TR described, granted I was in a slight rush because I only had a few days, w/ more time it could be decent there. I have only been there once and once is plenty enough.

I think my TR is an accurate description of the place for those mongers expecting BKK, Pattaya level quality, not numbers, but quality.

Patong will disappoint because it is a spoiled, high priced mongering locale, that's my experience, here for future mongers to take for what it's worth.

I think Tony knows the layout a lot better and I wish I had his intel before I went. Good Luck....

[QUOTE=Gregbro;1644321]I have stayed in Patong for a few days this week. And honestly, I cannot understand all the negative comments regarding mongering in Patong. [/QUOTE]It's called a Trip Report, from great details all the way to ho hum, to the place stunk. These are some of the details a TR can contain and so maybe now you understand.

[QUOTE=Gregbro;1644321] I am not a youngster, bald and have some ekstra kilos. Even so, I easily pick up beautiful girls who gives me a GFE session.[/QUOTE]Bottom feeding is always easy and sometimes gratifying, the lookers are not available on the bottom.

Beautiful? I guess they're all beautiful.

[QUOTE=Gregbro;1644321]

Those who goes for the starfishes in the GoGo, should not complain regarding the cost level or bad sex / lack og GFE. If you read this exellent forum, you are warned so many times about this problem.[/QUOTE]


There are many starfish in Patong but they don't let you know this until you paid the BF and get them in bed. My experience w / one BG was beyond starfish and I took the time (in my TR) for a blow by blow description.

In my short stay in Patong I was expecting easy mongering and IT WASN'T EASY! That's all.

I'm a fair minded guy and if I'm not particular then sure my time there might have been more satisfying in the sex dept. I want young, pretty, good hearted company and it was very hard to find. Sure it was there but it was not willing to put out, only hustle. That's what my TR described, granted I was in a slight rush because I only had a few days, w/ more time it could be decent there. I have only been there once and once is plenty enough.

I think my TR is an accurate description of the place for those mongers expecting BKK, Pattaya level quality, not numbers, but quality.

Patong will disappoint because it is a spoiled high priced mongering locale, that's my experience, here for future mongers to take for what it's worth.

I think Tony knows the layout a lot better and I wish I had his intel before I went. Good Luck....

Hi Tony,

Any specifics like names of establishments or street / locations? Katherine's? Angels?

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1639183]Definitely worth visiting. They are unspoilt and off the tourist trail. They are patronized by the local mafia and wealthy Thais.

There are several classes of brothels. The cheap ones start at 300 B-600 B and are shit. Some of the girls are nice looking, but the rooms are dingy and dirty. Not recommended.

In the nice places they start at 1500 (90 minutes).

Amazing quality and performance. Very good looking girls that fuck like professionals, MUCH better than the bar girls.

Here's a video, as a sample of the quality that is available. This girl was an underwear model from Bangkok. Cost: 2800 B for 90 minutes including jacuzzi bath and massage:

[URL]http://tinypic.com/r/25g9ro3/8[/URL]

(Sorry Jackson, tried to attach the video but got the error "video. Zip. Upload of file failed. ".

If you want to go there I could ride with you. I live at Rawai beach but currently I don't have a car so if you can pick me up I am down for a night out to Phuket Town. If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1643985]
2: Moulin Rouge: Right next door to Rock Hard. Only Russian and European CIS girls. Many Ukranians. Looks, nearly each of them are 10/10. But the service is a hit or miss. Prices for everything are insane. Minimum drink price for ANYTHING you order is 350 B. I will always remember the 500 B shit Instant nescafe coffee I once ordered here, LOL. Private dance: 2000 B for 3 songs. A standard hustle is that a girl will come to your table and dance for 15-20 seconds, rub herself on to you and you HAVE to tip her, minimum 100 B. Obligatory. There is no clear cut bar fine. But some of the girls will go out with you. They ask for 10,000 B. There is no clear agreement or deal about sex. They will say they will "go with you to disco". But you're almost sure to get some action. Good quality and experience, but at a price.

The rest of it is a shithole.[/QUOTE]Agree with you Tony on MR, heavenly bodies and the dance is so goddam seductive that if the John boy takes over mind then you are in for a ride. Prices are extremely high! Just to walk to with you on Bangla road 4000 B! I was reluctant to take them out and was not sure if they would go beyond just walking! But definitely this was not the case in Bangkok took a Russian to the disc and for the night for 5000 B (Not sure if I got lucky or paid high).

Also, I find Patong quite good don't agree on it is shit hole, my definition of Patong area is Pleasure with Leisure. I have picked up few from Seduction as well, again not sure if I got lucky. But after 1 am I found Seduction has lot of Russian / CIS babes at the bar counter waiting for you to strike.

[QUOTE=Socker;1644332]
In my short stay in Patong I was expecting easy mongering and IT WASN'T EASY! Patong will disappoint because it is a spoiled, high priced mongering locale, that's my experience, here for future mongers to take for what it's worth.

I think Tony knows the layout a lot better and I wish I had his intel before I went. Good Luck....[/QUOTE]That was a really devastating trip report, Mike. I hear what you are saying, but I think maybe your expectations were too high going in. Patong was never in competition with Pattaya as far as a punting, resort destination and Phuket is way overdeveloped, IMHO, to compete with some of the smaller more natural islands further south like Ko Lipe where the nightlife is virtually non existent. Still I always assumed there was a reasonable balancing act going on in Phuket between poontang and beaches, I. E. Good quality girls could be had in a couple of Bangla Go Go's for the right price and reasonably attractive beaches could be enjoyed up and down the coast. Your report should serve as a warning for board members thinking of coming here and expecting Pattaya like easy good times with a plethora of hot friendly girls.

The first time I visited Phuket was in '89 with my American live in fiance. We stayed on Nai Harn Beach at a charming little hotel called the Royal Phuket Yacht Club. It was the only hotel on this beach at the time aside from a few bamboo bungalows and the hotel had only 14 rooms. I rented a car and we visited all the beaches. Aside from Nai Harn, our favorite beach was Kamala Beach. We went scuba diving for a day off Phi Phi Island which was uninhabited back then. The scenery was amazing. LEO who? One night we drove to Patong for dinner. Bangla was not paved, but there were a couple of Go Go's facing the street with girls dancing and showing off their stuff for all to see. I remember my American GF saying something derogatory about prostitutes and lewdness. I, on the other hand, wanted to get a closer look at the girls. LOL, because they looked mighty enticing from a distance, but not wanting to be found out by my betrothed, I said something dimwitted like well, we are not in the USA, yada yada, what can you expect.

Anyway, about a year later my relationship with the almost Mrs. Natty crashed and burned and I saw the light and became a full-fledged monger. I started travelling to LOS and I loved BKK from the start, but I never made it back to Phuket until March 2013. I had it all planned out. I made a reservation at the Royal Phawadee, situated a block from Bangla and I rented a car so I could visit the best beaches during the day. I was looking forward to making the most of both worlds. Then as I was just approaching Patong from the airport, I received a call from M, my favorite BKK Go Go girl asking where I was. (She knew I was in Phuket.) Then she asked if I still wanted her to join me in Phuket. (While I was in BKK I had invited her to come along and she declined because she said she could not swim and she did not want to get dark skin from the sun. We had been apart for a week while I shagged my way around Pattaya so I missed her a little bit.

It was around 3 pm and I was torn. I told M I would love to see her, but at the same time I was also looking forward to trying out the Bangla girls. Remember, the last time I had seen these lovelies or rather their mothers was in 1989. I decided to let fate decide for me and I told M I would try to find her an airline ticket for tonight, but I was not sure one was available. As luck would have it I did find her a seat on the 8 pm Bangkok Air flight to Phuket and my little rock and roll joined me at around 11 pm that night.

So once again I was on Bangla, but could not partake. At least this time I was with my little BKK Go Go girl so unlike my uptight American know it all, we went barhopping and disco dancing most every night and during the days we visited the various beaches. Our favorite bar was Suzi Wong. Wow, I thought they had some real nice looking and very friendly girls, but then who knows. Girls are always very friendly and forward when you already have a girl. One night we saw a really great show at Suzi. It is a small bar and the place was packed. All of a sudden two hot looking girls walk into the bar wearing exposed push up bras and police uniforms. They walked around the far end of the bar and handcuffed what we thought was just another customer. The girls led the guy (a Farang) onto the stage and tied him to a chair. Then the girls began to lap dance and strip both themselves and the guy. The entire bar was transfixed. M was loving the show. So was I. It finally ended with the girls being totally nude and the guy naked on stage with a hard on. Afterwards M and I went back to Phawadee and shagged. It was on this holiday that M and I started bare backing.

Beach wise, Kamala Beach and Surin were our favorite beaches. M liked Nai Harn too, but compared to how it was back in 89, I was very disappointed. The place was now too built up for my taste, but we did have a great lunch there and had a good time. The water is as smooth as glass. I did not want to check out Phi Phi. I knew it would really depress me.

So my take on Phuket is a little different from yours. I view the island as a transit point from which to go further south. There are still some pleasant beaches although Thai Tourist over development is everywhere. I could not believe how built up Karon Beach was or Patong for that matter. They are both like two Fort Lauderdales, but with better food. And at night Bangla is overrun with a very young "coed" and backpacker tourist crowd. It kind of feels like Panama City, Florida during spring break. Still I can't help the impression Suzi Wong left on me that there are some hot girls to be had there for the right price.

The bottom line is I wouldn't want to stay a long time in Phuket, but a day or two coming and going, renting a car or a motorcycle, visiting the various beaches during the day, hitting Suzi Wong or some disco at night, while staying in a small hotel on Kamala Beach or even the Royal Phawadee would not be too hard to take. The water is very clear and beautiful compared to Pattaya and little fishes are swimming around your feet. That said, I will be going back to Palawan on my next trip not Phuket. The PI has more of the kind of beaches I like. Like Phi Phi in '89 only NOW! Bring your own girl, that's all.

On BKK, I couldn't agree with you more, Mike. BKK is an amazing city. It has it all and in astonishing variety. BKK is where it is at. I think about the possibility of renting a condo off upper Sukhumvit and learning Thai all the time. And when you need a break from the big mango, you have all the other great watering holes in SE Asia to choose from. Jakarta and MNL are only 3 hours away.

The Yacht club still exists, and I wasn't even born in 89 but for the Phuket of today Nai harn is still quaint. I live between Nai Harn and Rawai now. It's a residential area. Primarily expat neighborhood now though. My next door neighbors are Russians, Ozzies, British and Americans. I often feel like the only Indian on the island haha. Very multicultural though.

I don't get the appeal of Surin and Kamala. It's supposed to be more premium, but in what sense? The prices of the houses? It's not that big of an island and there are excellent dining options, activities and other amenities spread throughout.

But if you're at that level, your own boat, own house on Kamala's millionaire mile etc. Then it's different and then yeah, maybe.

I don't recall the name of the establishment where I took that particular girl from, but if my memory serves me right it was one of them on the lane going diagonally right down from Angel. And they are very uncompromising on their 2800 B price and use the jacuzzi as a selling point. But that girl almost certainly isn't there any more. She was a lingerie model from Bangkok. All the girls in these brothels (except perhaps, Katherine's) are on rotation, they don't stay for too long.

If anyone is up for a trip to Phuket Town today let me know. I have a car today and a hardon already. Just send me a PM with your cell number. Today's going to be a marathon for me. Sobriety does wonders for the libido.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1645009]That was a really devastating trip report, Mike. I hear what you are saying, but I think maybe your expectations were too high going in. Patong was never in competition with Pattaya as far as a punting, resort destination and Phuket is way overdeveloped, IMHO, to compete with some of the smaller more natural islands further south like Ko Lipe where the nightlife is virtually non existent. Still I always assumed there was a reasonable balancing act going on in Phuket between poontang and beaches, I. E. Good quality girls could be had in a couple of Bangla Go Go's for the right price and reasonably attractive beaches could be enjoyed up and down the coast. Your report should serve as a warning for board members thinking of coming here and expecting Pattaya like easy good times with a plethora of hot friendly girls.

[/QUOTE]

You have lived one smart life there bro! Yeah, Phuket must have been cool in the early 90's but like a lot of places, things change. Phuket is a tourist town w / some mongering available and it is not easy to do well. If you live there then that's another story because there has to be some working girls that like their jobs and provide good service.

Just visiting as a older monger w / wife in tow for a few days proved to be difficult for me but I gave it an all american try so it is what it is. I also liked Suzi Wongs, my kind of place absolutely but what I saw were savvy working girls manipulating drunk young mongers. The mongers were having a ball but were they going to get the good Suzi Wong pussy? I think not.

Before I made my plans I did some reading about Phuket and there was very little info except from mongers partaking at the massage operations I / e Kristen's, Katherine's, etc. So I thought it would be 1/4 of say Pattaya but that was a bad presumption.

In Patong if you want a quality session you have to have inside info and or Patong experience. In BKK I had no such learning curve to deal with and did well right off the bat.

So this section of TRs in the Phuket Forum should give BMs here a better idea of what they will encounter on the ground. The streets are full of tourist and one of the attractions are the bars on Bangla. They are like the zoo, thousands of people and kids milling about the street gawking at the bars and Go Gos.

As for my TR it wasn't meant to be devastating, haha, I am not a great writer so it might come off in a way I do not intend. I am fair minded and blunt. I did have some good things to say about the tourist side of Phuket.

Now, I know it's a place for families and guys w / deep pockets that have plenty of patience. There are too many other places that I would rather spend time so adios Phuket.

I am thinking about more recon in BKK and Pattaya for this February. Those Thai chicks really made a big impression on me.

Pics. First massage disappointment, worst fuck / drink **** / Karon Beach w eye candy / big Phuket jugs.

All the best Natty!!

[QUOTE=MrHappyFeet;1623399].....One little habit I found enjoyable was to choose a hot massage girl at her shop, get the 200 bht foot massage and chat her up, send another one of the massage staff out to get a coffee or drink (for a small tip), enjoy the drink, the massage, and sort of get to know the girls a bit. From that point, I could judge which one I might want to take back to the hotel or have right there. I prefer this to siting in the bar, trying to talk over loud music, sweating, paying bar fines, getting asked to buy bull $hit lady drinks, etc. Anyone else try this?[/QUOTE]I do this in the Patong massage shops too, but only in the afternoons. I choose a lady from outside and ask for a foot massage rather than an oily. I can then observe the ladies in the shop come and go, get to know them and decide if I want to have an oily with any of them. I find I have more success than just choosing a lady quickly outside the shop. The foot massage is only about the same price as drinking 2 beers alone in a bar. The massage is much more relaxing and comes without any of the expensive lady drink pressures.

Night time I still prefer to do my (expensive) hunting in the bars. I am not keen on a massage after I eat dinner and the massage shops are often busy with couples and families, so not so relaxing. I go eat dinner at 9 pm, and my bar crawling follows from around 10 pm.

Katherine girls were pretty good.

They keep changing every 20 days so GFE depends on your luck as well.

It was my maiden trip to Phuket and enjoyed as much as I do in Bangkok.

I did not had any inside information or wingman apart from very good reports by ISG members.

I went to Katherine on first day in afternoon and picked one Isaan beauty. Service was good and we had great time together so booked her for next 24 hours. We went to zip-lining then had fun at Kalim beach till both were horny enough to get back to hotel. During night explored almost entire Bangla road with her then she wanted to dance so went to seduction. I picked up one more girl around 3 am who wanted to Join (for as low as 2 k baht LT) then had first threesome. (I am young and new to mongering) of my life. Good morning shag was awesome sprinkled with lesbo action. Next few days I was taking freelancers back to hotel and did not even bothered checking Patong massage parlours or gogo's. Except first night sex was average to above average but not up to the mark of good Bangkok soapy experience still it did not matter much as all girls were very beautiful. I enjoyed Patong, Phuket with these lovely ladies even went to Phuket Fantasea with one. Last night before leaving I was partying with my girl and her hot friends from shop till 4 am as it was night off for girls.

Phuket is not typical mongering destination but it's amazing with stunning natural beauty of all kinds. One needs to come with lower expectation and keep wife at home LOL.

[QUOTE=DwayneJohnson;1645392]Katherine girls were pretty good.

They keep changing every 20 days so GFE depends on your luck as well.



It was my maiden trip to Phuket and enjoyed as much as I do in Bangkok.

I did not had any inside information or wingman apart from very good reports by ISG members.

I went to Katherine on first day in afternoon and picked one Isaan beauty. Service was good and we had great time together so booked her for next 24 hours. We went to zip-lining then had fun at Kalim beach till both were horny enough to get back to hotel. During night explored almost entire Bangla road with her then she wanted to dance so went to seduction. I picked up one more girl around 3 am who wanted to Join (for as low as 2 k baht LT) then had first threesome. (I am young and new to mongering) of my life. Good morning shag was awesome sprinkled with lesbo action. Next few days I was taking freelancers back to hotel and did not even bothered checking Patong massage parlours or gogo's. Except first night sex was average to above average but not up to the mark of good Bangkok soapy experience still it did not matter much as all girls were very beautiful. I enjoyed Patong, Phuket with these lovely ladies even went to Phuket Fantasea with one. Last night before leaving I was partying with my girl and her hot friends from shop till 4 am as it was night off for girls.

Phuket is not typical mongering destination but it's amazing with stunning natural beauty of all kinds. One needs to come with lower expectation and keep wife at home LOL.[/QUOTE]Are you Indian bro? You used to post on the Mumbai forum as well right?

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1645535]Are you Indian bro? You used to post on the Mumbai forum as well right?[/QUOTE]Yes, Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is my favorite WWE star hence used this nickname.

Was in Phuket for a quick trip and was staying just south of Jungceylon. So ventured out for the hotel in the afternoon and decided to get a massage. Straight out the road from the hotel there was 2 across the street. I took one pass and there were some MILF's being pretty aggressive. I circled back around and one who was not aggressive at all caught my eye and I walked up and asked for massage. She showed me the sheet and I said oil body massage. We walked past the various folks getting their foot massage and went upstairs. I changed and she came in (she had changed from her dress to jeans). Very good quality massage and on the flip she asked if I wanted a he. Which was fine. I tipped her and asked when they closed. She said midnight. I asked if she wanted to come to my hotel later. She nodded. She suggested I come back to the MP about closing. So after shopping, eating and even taking a nap, I went across to meet her.

She had some groceries (maybe she wasn't expecting me to return) so put them in the shop, talked to one of the other gals and we left. I asked her if she wanted to eat. I'm not sure how the English was going, but we went down to a shop and bought some drinks (non-alcoholic) and a light snack. Back to the hotel and they signed her in. She was pretty nervous. Upon further discussion through the evening, I discovered she had worked in a factory type job in BKK for many years, but had left and come down to Phuket at the suggestion of a friend. Business was slow (too many girls, etc.). Then she suggested that I was the first customer she had "gone upstairs with". Normally only foot massage. Given her "lack of aggressiveness" at the storefront, I sort of believe her. In any case, she seemed pretty shy but wasn't stupid about what was to happen. Had I not purchased condoms, I don't think it would have mattered to her, but my big head was strong.

In any case, had a very nice night with her, and she ended up leaving before breakfast (I didn't insist but was fine with that). Had I planned to stay in Phuket longer I would have asked her about taking the day off, but the weather sucked the next day and I was already heading out in the evening. My theory was I got lucky and got a gal that was not yet jaded, so it was sort of refreshing. I doubt she will last. Perhaps she'll end up back in a regular job, but she certainly told me to see if she's there next time I come. I didn't exchange contact info as I didn't want any of those games. But fun times in any case.

Someone reading this Phuket thread will be wondering about contradictory reports, I just give my take on Patong. Didn't venture out much to other parts this trip. I have been in Patong (and other towns) many times before, and I am just at the end of my one month stay here. Patong is all about demographics, how old you are, where you come from, how long you stay and so on. All girls ask you about these right away and then put you in their categories in their mind, after that it doesn't really matter what you say or do, you are "classified" and they treat you accordingly.

Patong is doing well, every time I come here they are more visitors and tourists and expats, no matter what happens here, or in Thailand or in the world! If someone is complaining is because they are not going to be millionaires next year (buying beer for 20 b and selling it for 100 b or even 200 b, you can't go much wrong). The same applies for girls here, any good looking young girl with an okay body is raking it in, they make so much money they can afford to be picky. I remember even a couple of years ago, one such a girl working in a bar below Tiger was telling me on average she made 20 k in lady drinks alone in a month and with her 12 k salary could pay all her expenses, send money home and save enough to buy a moped. Then when she feels like it and see a hunk that pays silly money for a night or two, she then add even more to her earnings.

As someone mentioned it is not a buyers market here. There are loads of guys, specially many young ones in their twenties and early thirties, they are not back-packers but have money to burn and party for a week or two. They no longer have hang-ups about paying for sex like some years ago and this is not a taboo any more. But they don't go to Pattaya, that is still has a bad rep attached to it, but Phuket, well, you can say you go to party there every year and nobody is wiser back home! - ? So, you see, the girls can afford to be picky, they hook up with these younger guys, even go out with them for a few days or a week, they can walk around town with a young, fit bloke and save face and street cred while making money on the side. Guys also feel better this way, they got a so called holiday girlfriend, not really a wg for a night! - ?

They are also a lot of, what I call, have a good time, playboy wannabes, here who go out at night and drop a lot of money on tips and lady drinks and get drunk and crazy for a week (hence the girls making so much just by hustling in the bars) - nothing wrong with that of course, but that is not what I consider a pro-monger. A pro would want to maximize his bang-for-bucks so to speak and it is not primarily there drinking and leaking massive cash to hustlers before even get an indication of what he might get for it. Hence the difference between some other mongering places and here.

Girls are used to it as well, as soon as you sit down (specially in Bangla) they come around and ask for drinks and if you resist, then, well, you could not be ignored and avoided more if you were a leper. Of course if you had time to maybe see if there is a girl you might like and if you knew the drinks are going towards a nice upcoming session and it could help with that, there was no problem, but they are mostly not interested in the bar-fine, just the drinks, they give you some ridiculous price normally to brush you off later on. And from their hustling you can just tell even if you paid it, and went through with buying all the drinks, what a (non-GFE) session is going to be like. It all of course depends, sometime you might be the right demographics for them and you might actually be rewarded, but that is another story. I know, all being equal, p4 p service providers, like any girl, fancy going for a young "handsome" man, who wouldn't, but I have never seen so many wgs pass on real money just to see and wait for a better catch! - reason of course is that they know they have so many options. I say the guys to girls ratio (descent 7 or above) is probably 4 to 1 in discos and freelancer places and may be 2 -1 in bars and gogos.

It's not all doom and gloom of course, if you don't mind the 35+ with a bit of wrinkle and a so so body then there are a lot of those around who take care of you. But younger, good looking girls, you could consider the hot ones, mostly work in bars and gogo and busy making a killing, or already taken and walking around hand-in-hand with their catch. I see guys really lock the girls in as soon as finding a good one, you can't blame them really.

As for prices everything has gone up as usual, Tiger disco now wants two drinks coupon (at 200 b each - 400 b) to just let you in (later the entry becomes 300 b for just one drink), Hollywood is free entry but 220 b for a beer (though this does not prevent people filling it up every night), Tai Pan is 160/180 for beer+free shooter (not much change here) but I think they have a policy of not letting any hot young (under 35) to enter the place - honestly, some of the wg there pass their sell by date ages ago. Seduction charges entry and most of the bars with a pole dancer charge about 110 b for a beer (and about twice of that for a lady drink). By the way Thai girls get a free drink every time they enter mentioned discos, 3 or 4 of them can also get a bottle service with soft drink to go with it. So you see, it doesn't cost them much to go out and party here.

Suzy Wong gogo is one I go sometimes, 180 b for a beer (surprisingly no change here). If you get lucky they dance in their birthday suits sometime. And they are one or two real cuties there with a killer body, but recently there has been a bit of clamp down on that. Better not scare people off by prices the girls ask in the bars and gogos, but freelancers can be had for around 1500 b short time (older ones might go for less and hot ones ask for 2 k) and 2000/3000 for all night. Also in massage places I once paid 1000 b for an okey massage girl for a quicky after massage (very mechanical though) but other hot ones wanted more, so it depends, make an offer and see.

There are of course girls ask for silly money and think they are something special, but I guess there is no guarantee what you might get and / or if they are any better than others. Everywhere now closes at 2 am sharp (last few weeks), and at 2:30 am there is an exodus at the top of Bangla road, you really should be able to pick something to your liking there, need to approach them though, they are a bit shy on the street (not the street walkers, but girls finishing work and exiting discos). Saying that I have been there at times when I went home on my own, loads of ladyboys and older girls I wouldn't do for free (but if you are into those by the way you could be in heaven here of course).

As others mentioned though, Phuket is about a lot more than girls, I love the place for the beaches, islands and variety of places to go and things to do here, so if you take all of that into account it might be a nice overall package. But it can never beat the point-and-shoot nature, availability of hot girls at the right prices, of other top mongering spots.

[QUOTE=Uzinuzin;1649724]Someone reading this Phuket thread will be wondering about contradictory reports, I just give my take on Patong. Didn't venture out much to other parts this trip. I have been in Patong (and other towns) many times before, and I am just at the end of my one month stay here. Patong is all about demographics, how old you are, where you come from, how long you stay and so on. All girls ask you about these right away and then put you in their categories in their mind, after that it doesn't really matter what you say or do, you are "classified" and they treat you accordingly.

Patong is doing well, every time I come here they are more visitors and tourists and expats, no matter what happens here, or in Thailand or in the world! If someone is complaining is because they are not going to be millionaires next year (buying beer for 20 b and selling it for 100 b or even 200 b, you can't go much wrong). The same applies for girls here, any good looking young girl with an okay body is raking it in, they make so much money they can afford to be picky. I remember even a couple of years ago, one such a girl working in a bar below Tiger was telling me on average she made 20 k in lady drinks alone in a month and with her 12 k salary could pay all her expenses, send money home and save enough to buy a moped. Then when she feels like it and see a hunk that pays silly money for a night or two, she then add even more to her earnings.

As someone mentioned it is not a buyers market here. There are loads of guys, specially many young ones in their twenties and early thirties, they are not back-packers but have money to burn and party for a week or two. They no longer have hang-ups about paying for sex like some years ago and this is not a taboo any more. But they don't go to Pattaya, that is still has a bad rep attached to it, but Phuket, well, you can say you go to party there every year and nobody is wiser back home! - ? So, you see, the girls can afford to be picky, they hook up with these younger guys, even go out with them for a few days or a week, they can walk around town with a young, fit bloke and save face and street cred while making money on the side. Guys also feel better this way, they got a so called holiday girlfriend, not really a wg for a night! - ?

They are also a lot of, what I call, have a good time, playboy wannabes, here who go out at night and drop a lot of money on tips and lady drinks and get drunk and crazy for a week (hence the girls making so much just by hustling in the bars) - nothing wrong with that of course, but that is not what I consider a pro-monger. A pro would want to maximize his bang-for-bucks so to speak and it is not primarily there drinking and leaking massive cash to hustlers before even get an indication of what he might get for it. Hence the difference between some other mongering places and here.[/QUOTE]My last thoughts because your post is so spot on. If you're under 40 and good looking w / money Phuket is a worthy place to visit. If I were much younger I would be going after the hot Russian tourist etc. Lots and lots of hotties on the beaches, some looked like they were easy for the taking, but not for a 62 year old married guy LOL.

The bargirls are total hustlers and that's my favorite hunting ground, bars and go gos. So I was not in the right place (Phuket) to get a quality quicky from a bargirl / dancer. So if you're young or have a lot of time and money Phuket is fine. I'm glad I went and glad I posted my disappointments here because now future travelers will finally have a more clear picture of what Phuket has to offer. Your post matched my thoughts and experiences so thanks for taking the time.

Oh and I did walk into Suzy Wongs when the dancers were nude and they were DDG unfortunately I was in need of the CR. When I returned 10 minutes later the dancers were in bikinis. Cheers.

Oh my God Angel in Phuket town always has such a good selection. I went window shopping today as I was in the area but couldn't get #274 out of my mind so I drove all the way back to fuck her.

Looks 9/10.

Performance: 7/10.

Mind blowing stuff.

Also I inquired at the hotel with Jacuzzi that is the top choice of most of the higher end girls, about the rate to rent a room for the whole night. Took a lot of patience due to the language barrier. But the lowdown is that they don't rent the nice, blue lit VIP rooms on a nightly basis. But a smaller (still good) room which also has a Jacuzzi is available for 750 be for the whole night. Or you can keep renting the nicer room as required (you don't have to pay for it, the girls pay 500 be for 2 hours when you hire them).

I am going to marshal my strength and libido for an all night fuck a thon on Sunday or the coming Monday. I think 10,000 be should do it. Phuket Town is THE place to be to get quality girls and professional performance.

If I wanted to be within walking distance of Patong but far enough so that it is relatively quiet at night so I can get a peaceful sleep, how far would one have to be from Patong in terms of accommodations?

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;1652204]If I wanted to be within walking distance of Patong but far enough so that it is relatively quiet at night so I can get a peaceful sleep, how far would one have to be from Patong in terms of accommodations?[/QUOTE]You can actually find very peaceful hotels in Patong. Expensive, but very quiet. My favorite is BYD Lofts (8 minutes walk from Bangla Road). Also, a high-end resort like Impiana, only 4 minutes walk from Bangla, is veeeery quiet.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1651757]Oh my God Angel in Phuket town always has such a good selection. I went window shopping today as I was in the area but couldn't get #274 out of my mind so I drove all the way back to fuck her.

Looks 9/10.

Performance: 7/10.

Mind blowing stuff.

Also I inquired at the hotel with Jacuzzi that is the top choice of most of the higher end girls, about the rate to rent a room for the whole night. Took a lot of patience due to the language barrier. But the lowdown is that they don't rent the nice, blue lit VIP rooms on a nightly basis. But a smaller (still good) room which also has a Jacuzzi is available for 750 be for the whole night. Or you can keep renting the nicer room as required (you don't have to pay for it, the girls pay 500 be for 2 hours when you hire them).

I am going to marshal my strength and libido for an all night fuck a thon on Sunday or the coming Monday. I think 10,000 be should do it. Phuket Town is THE place to be to get quality girls and professional performance.[/QUOTE]Great report.

I now regret my decision to skip Angel while on my way to Katherine.

[QUOTE=Gregbro;1643629]I am in Patong now, and there are girls everywhere. A lot of hot and beautiful girls who will please you in all ways, in exchange of some Baht. I don't know where you have been during your stay in Phuket, but your statement is totally wrong re Patong. And O will be very surprised if other places in Phuket are emty of women, and that you only can fins somefew and ugly girls. If you not have anything more or else to report, I suggest that you use your time to something more positive than reporting bullshit in this very valuable forum. If anybody wants some advises or telephone numbers to women who will give you a wonderfull experience, you are welcome to send me a private message.[/QUOTE]I was looking at all the tourist places! Also Patong so bad selection of beautiful women unfortunately. I know Phuket well I worked there for 6 years for many years ago.

Så do you play with women so Phuket is cruel bad for hunting luck.

I ran away to the Philippines Waaaw Where there are mega huge selection of wonderfully beautiful women.

Last year in Phuket, around NYE, I didn't see many beautiful young gals at all. The few I saw looked interested in hooking up with me appeared to be the Japanese LB doll types so I skipped them. It was sad. I had the money for an LT every night but ended up not taking anyone back to the room many nights.

Same story in BKK. Bier Garten in December was sometimes empty or had no one decent that looked interested. It was the time of the redshirt protests so I don't know if everybody ran away to Pattaya or elsewhere. I didn't plan a trip to Pat last year because of the number of exceedingly ugly over aged women I saw the last time. I got luck with a 25 yrs old FL on the beach road with stunningly shapely legs (better than whats on hollywood screens) and slim figure and glorious hair so I kept her for three days.

The only reason I am going again to TH this year again is because I was so fixated on finding LTs for four shoots a day on the first two trips, I ended up skipping the other pleasures of BKK like the Nuru and the other Soapies.

This time I am wiser having realized the rarity of finding an LT with a GFE, so I am ready for two gals a day (when I am not out on a boat all day i.e) - one soapie in the afternoon and one ST for the night, hopefully still shoot three four times a day. Besides the main agenda of my trips is underwater not overland so I am not going to rot in one place like a "X tourist" just to sleep with gals. So off to Phuket I am again next month.

Some good posts in the last few pages. I see the Pattaya and other threads like these getting more realistic over the years on what the experience really is like in TH. I really have to agree with some of the other posters. Philippines is now seriously a more promising destination than TH. Next year it is twice a year to the PP. Only the Soapies in BKK can tempt me back to TH.

P.

[QUOTE=HarryDude;1652536]You can actually find very peaceful hotels in Patong. Expensive, but very quiet. My favorite is BYD Lofts (8 minutes walk from Bangla Road). Also, a high-end resort like Impiana, only 4 minutes walk from Bangla, is veeeery quiet.[/QUOTE]Harry. Can you suggest a guest friendly hotel in Phuket? I wanted something nice with free wifi for about $100 US a night for January. Is that doable since it will be high season.

Hello,

I'm visiting phuket with a bunch of friends and we're staying at Surin. Is there any CL type of website for phuket where we can find listing and engage ladies for various activities?

Would any of you have any idea how we can go about arranging private shows or something at our residence itself? Any establishments which can cater to our requirement?

Obviously going to Patong is an option, but we would prefer to bring the entertainment to us, rather than venture out in a large group. Any pointers?

Thanks

I was in Phuket a couple of weeks ago with my wife and spend two nights there. Most of the time was consumed with doing the touristy stuff including visiting temples, sunset point, and also a sunrise Phiphi island tour. I decided to skip the snorkeling and swimming during that trip and encouraged my wife to enjoy the swimming and snorkeling. That was the best decision of the trip. By the time we were back, she was tired and ready to sleep. She was in fact glad that I wanted to go out, because she didn't want to be bothered during her nap. I took that advantage and made a trip to Christine's. We were at see&and, so it was just a few minute of walking.

Over there, I was told the rules. THB3200 gets me 75 minutes of massage and one shot with the girl of my choice. It was around 5-6 pm and there were a number of girls in the fish bowl. I liked No. 17 (from what I remember) and off we went up together. She is a pretty girl from Udon Thani, and could converse in English. So, I stuck up a conversation with her and found out that she went to college and worked in BKK but wanted to make more money so that she could save and open her own store back home. She was in the business for about 3 months and wanted breast augmentation surgery and was saving for that. I actually discouraged her from doing that because I loved the feel of her naturally perky boobs. I think quality over quantity rules there in my mind.

She have a very good nuru massage but did not allow any DFK / LFK or DATY. I could lightly kiss. That was the drawback of her services. I enjoyed my time with her and she knew the right words to say to tickle my ego and make my time with her more enjoyable. Even without those two, I did have a close to a GFE type experience.

By the way, she told me that she got paid THB800 per customer. She left a THB40 tip for the cleaning person and I gave her a THB300 tip.

[QUOTE=YellowPaul;1653890]Harry. Can you suggest a guest friendly hotel in Phuket? I wanted something nice with free wifi for about $100 US a night for January. Is that doable since it will be high season.[/QUOTE]That should be doable. Most hotels are guest friendly, except for some of the more high-end resorts (when I stayed at the Impiana which has a fabulous location in Patong, they asked 2000 Baht for joiners).

I just did a quick search on [URL]Hotels.com[/URL]. If you want to stay in Patong, you could try Boomerang Inn (close to BYD Lofts which is my favorite, but BYD is obscenely expensive in high season). There are dozens of other available hotels in your price range. You could also try Salathai Resort which was mentioned in this thread not long ago.

-h.

[QUOTE=HarryDude;1654369]That should be doable. Most hotels are guest friendly, except for some of the more high-end resorts (when I stayed at the Impiana which has a fabulous location in Patong, they asked 2000 Baht for joiners).

I just did a quick search on [URL]Hotels.com[/URL]. If you want to stay in Patong, you could try Boomerang Inn (close to BYD Lofts which is my favorite, but BYD is obscenely expensive in high season). There are dozens of other available hotels in your price range. You could also try Salathai Resort which was mentioned in this thread not long ago.

-h.[/QUOTE]Here is a good link for finding the hotels: [URL]http://www.bargirlfriendlyhotels.com/phuket-guest-friendly-hotels-2/[/URL].

I just returned from another Phuket trip and again thoroughly enjoyed my time at Salathai. I had the Superior Room and I believe they have one class higher. They are a solid three star place, but at your budget you should get four stars.

Enjoy and report.

MHF

I made a second trip to Phuket last week. Honestly, I don't have a lot of new info to share but will report for S&G. From the airport, I decided to try the bus / mini van option for a mere 180 be. It had been a long day of flights, but I figured what the hell. Turned out to be a great decision. I paid the fee, got a ticket, started asking which bus, which van. In no time, a girl put me in the right line and minutes later I was on my way with 8 others. It was a rainy, stormy night but we had the safety and cool AC of a quality minivan. It even had working seatbelts. We stopped half-way to ensure they could get us all to the correct hotel in one van and that the driver was good to go. Also, gave us time for bathroom or water. We were back on the road but as we got closer to the road construction traffic really got bad. Again, I was glad to be in the roomy van. I got dropped off a few blocks from my be&be, the Patong Beach be&be. I wanted to try a low-budget (900 be per night) place and it turned out to be a good deal and a good location. I dropped my luggage off and headed to Kristen's Massage for the total package. I sat down with manager, he asked me several questions about what I wanted and helped my choose. I selected number 16 (she is always 16). She has some legit massage experience as well as a rockin' bod. I paid the 3200 ($100) with no regrets. I got an excellent massage, some playful tub time, the full body-to-body experience which she did well using every limb and limb joint she has plus the Russian style. When she had me pretty worked up, she moved me to the bed, put the glove on and let me have about six different positions before I finished. Her service and attitude were good, but she did ask straight-up for a tip which for me is a negative.

The next day I was looking for some afternoon delight so I started wandering through the small streets, alleys, and looking for bars that were just opening. Many bars require their bar girls to return to the bar and get it cleaned and setup. Also, many open by 2 pm. I poked my head into one called Sweet. It is tucked in between a Thai restaurant and a travel place. I asked the mamasan / bartender if she had any girls. She called two that showed up within 10 minutes. There was no pressure to buy a drink, but once I had chosen a girl and offered bar fine, she asked me to simply come back at night and buy her a drink. She also offered to do me herself. All of the girls were 30-something with an extra 5 pounds but not at all ugly. I ended up spending two days with one called Pizza. For 1000 be per day, no bar fine, we had a blast and as much boom-boom as I wanted. Also, it turned out the bar was a nice, quiet place to hang.

I moved to Salathai hotel after three days at the be&be and pretty much did everything that I said in my previous report from September (Lobos Bar, Country Bar, BeWell Massage) so I won't re-hash old info. However, I do want to mention that there is a new Arabic restaurant on the same street as Salathai but on the opposite side of the road near the Russian restaurant and the 7-11. Do not eat there. I got horrible food poisoning. Lost a whole day of coitus operations! Repeat do not eat at the new Arabic place.

Supposedly, December is high season, but I did not really notice a difference from September. Except, that the beaches are SO MUCH better with all the gypsy, mafia vendors out of the way.

Overall (logistics, prices, girls), I think Phuket is alright (50-something, middle-income) and I will repeat.

MHF

Hi all,

Heading to Patong tomorrow (23/12) for a week. Have been reading up for a while so thanks for all the great info. Things have been a bit quiet lately so any update from locals or recent visitors would be much appreciated. Either forum reply or by PM.

I'm mid 50's, fit, experienced and traveled, but never before to Thailand, so will be looking for quality and memorable, possibly once off experiences.

Interested in massages, incl. Christine's for a fishbowl and soapy, also Thai LT threesomes or more some, and Russian threesomes if that's possible to arrange "safely" - is Seduction still best for picking up Russian FLs?

Tho my ideal dream / reality would be to hookup with a GFE for the stat who would be happy to arrange and indulge in these with me. Suggestions / thoughts.

Have to fit this in around a PADI certification scuba course, so will be wanting to hookup quickly, and not looking around for too t long. Happy to barter and not overpay as mindful of being in your backyard.

I'm extremely disappointed by the service at Mona Lisa in Phuket town. They have some nice looking girls but they are all asbolute flops when it comes to performance in bed. I've tried 3 different girls and between my friends and me we have covered almost all of them. Same report. Good looks but bad lays.

It seems that some of these places will hire just anyone, even a good looking civilian woman.

That is not what I expect when I go to a Brothel. I expect a good fuck. Women in brothels need to be trained.

I was there last night and fucked a white girl for Christmas but there is one old ugly looking ***** there that is very rude and offensive. She came over to me and offered to dance, I said no thank you. She asked "why not" and I tried to be polite and just smiled and said "not now". And the ***** goes to me "why you come here, you can just watch on internet". She went off before I could tell her that I didn't want her to dance for me because she was ugly.

I hate the fact that there are so many Indians in Moulin Rouge, it brings me a bad reputation because most of them don't tip well (or at all). But some of the girls know me by now, considering I live here and am not the average cheap charlie tourist.

If anybody wants to go to the brothels of Phuket town this weekend (or even tonight), PM me your number.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1661152]It seems that some of these places will hire just anyone, even a good looking civilian woman.[/QUOTE]"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1661186]"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?[/QUOTE]A professional not any girl off the street.

Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

[URL]http://sex-holidays.com/[/URL]

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.

[QUOTE=SilverEdge02;1661504]Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

[URL]http://sex-holidays.com/[/URL]

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.[/QUOTE]I don't think it is a fraud, it is simply too expensive. You can arrange all that yourself at a fraction of the cost.

It is so easy to get a friendly companion in Thailand: I never understood why one should need escort services or pre-packaged sex-holidays in Thailand.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1661186]"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?[/QUOTE]I have seen the term [I]Civilians[/I] used in BDSM circles. They are people who do not actively participate in the scene or just dabble around the fringes. In this case think very-semi-pro or merely curious.

Some professionals can be duds and some occasional players can be fantastic. Mongering is a hit and miss hobby. But I would expect a certain level of engagement in an established shop, with the mamasan being the recourse option.

SL.

[QUOTE=SilverEdge02;1661504]Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

[URL]http://sex-holidays.com/[/URL]

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.[/QUOTE]These types of [I]all-inclusive[/I] vacation packages are quite prevalent in the Dominican Republic. OK I guess if you are looking for a turn-key solution, but the price is sky high relative to what you could easily arrange on your own.

SL.

1. I want to have a threesome with 2 girls. What's the best way to get that either from a bar or club (not go go). What would be the approx cost for LT?

2. Are most girls OK with doing anal?

Planning to go in Feb, will share experience after that. Thanks.

[QUOTE=NnRecruit;1663976]1. I want to have a threesome with 2 girls. What's the best way to get that either from a bar or club (not go go). What would be the approx cost for LT?

2. are most girls OK with doing anal?

Planning to go in Feb, will share experience after that. Thanks.[/QUOTE]This answer is not specific for Phuket, more general in nature.

Best way to arrange for a threesome is to pick one girl and ask her to choose a friend to join. Just putting together two random girls is unlikely to work well. Mind you, you will probably end up with "serial" encounters: I. E. One girl playing with you and the other watching (or checking her smartphone) and then switching. You will have to give good and clear directions to them to approach something resembling a "real" threesome with all three of you busy with each other at the same time. And even then, the girls will focus on you and not on each other. If watching some bi / lesbian action is your big thing, then you will have to discuss that before you pick the girls.

The cost will be the sum of the LT price for each girl. And perhaps a joiner fee for the hotel as most will accept 1 guest for free, but two guests will trigger a joiner fee. Check with your hotel beforehand and if a joiner fee is asked then insist it includes extra towels and toiletries (there are always not enough towels in such case).

Most girls won't do anal. Again, "ask before you buy"!

[QUOTE=NnRecruit;1663976]1. I want to have a threesome with 2 girls. What's the best way to get that either from a bar or club (not go go). What would be the approx cost for LT?

2. Are most girls OK with doing anal?

Planning to go in Feb, will share experience after that. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've had a number of threesomes in Pattaya but I suspect the principle is the same in Phuket. In a bar I simply get chatting with two girls and invariably one of them asks about 'bom bom'. I say that it's too difficult to choose and suggest that I take both of them. They invariably agree and at that point I say that it is conditional on some interaction.

[QUOTE=SilverEdge02;1661504]Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

[URL]http://sex-holidays.com/[/URL]

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.[/QUOTE]I think it probably is genuine buy why pay so much? You could easily book a villa for a fraction of the price and fill it with it with girls.

[QUOTE=CleanShave;1664928]I've had a number of threesomes in Pattaya but I suspect the principle is the same in Phuket. In a bar I simply get chatting with two girls and invariably one of them asks about 'bom bom'. I say that it's too difficult to choose and suggest that I take both of them. They invariably agree and at that point I say that it is conditional on some interaction.[/QUOTE]I have had success by approaching the mamasan / bartender and telling her what I wanted and asking her to make suggestions or introductions. It worked nicely in Phuket.

Good luck,

MHF

[QUOTE=SilverEdge02;1661504]Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

[URL]http://sex-holidays.com/[/URL]

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.[/QUOTE]As others have said, the site is probably genuine, but the price is way high. The only people I'd imagine to pay such a price are those who have so much money that they don't really care. But then again, those people don't go to Phuket probably.

The most you would probably pay for a top gogo girl is 100-120 EUR (750 for a week) for the night inc. Barfine, and that's in gogo and if you're unlucky, don't haggle at all, and for 1 night. If you find a nice "holiday girlfriend" it'll probably cost you like 25 EUR a day (175/ week) for her time, and then bit extra for food e. T. see. (and this isn't included in the package anyways). What those guys are charging is 3000 EUR / week. OK it includes accommodation and couple of excursions, but its cheap in Thailand anyway.

Plus, there is a con of having to pick a girl in advance. You can change as they say, but you're likely to be stuck with each girl for at least one day, and then you'll have to go through sending her away. Way easier and better to find the girl yourself that you like, check the chemistry, English etc, try for one night and see how it works. Easier to turn them away when you're not committed yet as well.

Hope its helpful!

Hello forum,

I am staying at the Westin Phuket. Here till the weekend. Appreciate any help in locating a good massage place with extras near the the hotel. The hotel is a lovely property but is, sort of, in the boonies.

Hi all,

I am looking for independent escorts in Phuket. Can anyone here suggest please?

[QUOTE=RajaGuy;1671974]Hi all,

I am looking for independent escorts in Phuket. Can anyone here suggest please?[/QUOTE]Why independent?

Go to Katherine in old town, try out few in house and then take home anyone you desire.

Or.

Wait till 3-4 am in Seduction then you will see all working girls become "independent" and cheap.

If it is hard to find independent escort girls for outcall in Phuket then go to bars where many freelancers hang out.

If you're too shy then choose a little quieter bar. Some girls will start talk to you first.

[QUOTE=RajaGuy;1671974]Hi all,

I am looking for independent escorts in Phuket. Can anyone here suggest please?[/QUOTE]

Blew my mind just now. Total GFE. I'm going to "rescue" her.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1661558]I don't think it is a fraud, it is simply too expensive.[/QUOTE]$3,700 for 7 days, and you have to make your own way to Phuket. Think I'll give it a miss.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1672831]Blew my mind just now. Total GFE. I'm going to "rescue" her.[/QUOTE]Seemed you have been hitting many of the good Phuket Town MPs. So, other than Angel, Katherine's etc. Any other new found gems?

Just left Phuket, and here's my FR.

I wasn't really looking to do anything while in Phuket, I have Bangkok and Pattaya on the agenda upcoming for the next few weeks. But I was looking for a foot and shoulder massage, when I walked by one of the many massage parlors in Patong beach. The line up of the girls were the best I've seen in my short time in Phuket, so I decided to get my first thai massage. I was moved into the place and put into an area with a bed on the floor and curtains around it. This wasn't what I was expecting. Apparently the girl assumed I wanted a hot oil massage. Oh well, for 400 THB, it seems like a good deal. My masseuse's name is Mo Chi, 26, from northern thailand. No kids, not married. About 5'5, very thin, nice firm butt, small boobs, and big meat curtains (unfortunately, not a fan). The massage was basic, but she offered me a happy ending for 1500, with mouth 2000, and full service for 2500. I went with the happy ending, but only had 1340 on me. She gave me a full body massage on my back, and then had me turn over to work my front. She got undressed and started to work my little guy. She kisses and sucks on my nipples. She then sat on my chest, facing my feet and work me and my baby makers. She turned around for me to have a full view. She was yanking pretty hard and massage my family jewels a bit rough. I'm pretty sensitive in both areas. I kissed her on the lips and worked her boobs with my mouth. I grab that firm butt and grope her all over. I wasn't feeling anything coming, so I asked her to lie down next to me while I stroke myself. She massaged my eggs and kissed my nipples some more. I kiss her face and neck, and eventually cum all over her body, making a massive mess. She finishes giving me a full front body massage.

Overall, it was a good experience. I'm paranoid about ladyboys, so I asked her if she's a woman and if she's always been a woman before we proceeded with anything. She had no qualities of a ladyboy, since I've ran into so many in Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand. I can almost spot one right away.

The massage parlor is located right before you make a right onto Kree Plaza, the shortcut to bangla road. I have a feeling ALL of the massage places offer these kinds of services. The legitimate ones would be the ones without a back room I think, and old and ugly women sitting out front

Face: 7.

Body: 6. 5.

Service: 7 (based on HJ only).

[QUOTE=MrHappyFeet;1666452]I have had success by approaching the mamasan / bartender and telling her what I wanted and asking her to make suggestions or introductions. It worked nicely in Phuket.

Good luck,

MHF[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip! I will be visiting Phuket soon. Any more suggestions.

Wow. 1500 for a handjob. There really is no need to pay more than 500 for this, even in Phuket.

[QUOTE=ThomKatt;1676759]Just left Phuket, and here's my FR.

I wasn't really looking to do anything while in Phuket, I have Bangkok and Pattaya on the agenda upcoming for the next few weeks. But I was looking for a foot and shoulder massage, when I walked by one of the many massage parlors in Patong beach. The line up of the girls were the best I've seen in my short time in Phuket, so I decided to get my first thai massage. I was moved into the place and put into an area with a bed on the floor and curtains around it. This wasn't what I was expecting. Apparently the girl assumed I wanted a hot oil massage. Oh well, for 400 THB, it seems like a good deal. My masseuse's name is Mo Chi, 26, from northern thailand. No kids, not married. About 5'5, very thin, nice firm butt, small boobs, and big meat curtains (unfortunately, not a fan). The massage was basic, but she offered me a happy ending for 1500, with mouth 2000, and full service for 2500. I went with the happy ending, but only had 1340 on me. She gave me a full body massage on my back, and then had me turn over to work my front. She got undressed and started to work my little guy. She kisses and sucks on my nipples. She then sat on my chest, facing my feet and work me and my baby makers. She turned around for me to have a full view. She was yanking pretty hard and massage my family jewels a bit rough. I'm pretty sensitive in both areas. I kissed her on the lips and worked her boobs with my mouth. I grab that firm butt and grope her all over. I wasn't feeling anything coming, so I asked her to lie down next to me while I stroke myself. She massaged my eggs and kissed my nipples some more. I kiss her face and neck, and eventually cum all over her body, making a massive mess. She finishes giving me a full front body massage.

Overall, it was a good experience. I'm paranoid about ladyboys, so I asked her if she's a woman and if she's always been a woman before we proceeded with anything. She had no qualities of a ladyboy, since I've ran into so many in Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand. I can almost spot one right away.

The massage parlor is located right before you make a right onto Kree Plaza, the shortcut to bangla road. I have a feeling ALL of the massage places offer these kinds of services. The legitimate ones would be the ones without a back room I think, and old and ugly women sitting out front

Face: 7.

Body: 6. 5.

Service: 7 (based on HJ only).[/QUOTE]

HELP! Gents, soon I will stay near Phuket's southermost point; actually you to the East of it. Do you know any mongering places really nearby? At least a massage place with some extras? Since it's a family holiday, I won't be able to sneak away for hours to go to Patong, Phuket town, etc.

Had similar situation in Western part of Ko Samui a while ago: horrible, as all massage places nearby were fully legit.

Grateful for any shared experience.

[QUOTE=HarryDude;1677069]Wow. 1500 for a handjob. There really is no need to pay more than 500 for this, even in Phuket.[/QUOTE]I also got an hour's worth if hot oil massage on top of the HJ. Which runs 400 normally. I tend to shoot for young good looking girls, and if I have to pay a bit more (we're talking 20 bucks), then so be it. 500 for a HJ and a full body massage? Must be getting it from the old ladies or crack addicts.

[QUOTE=ThomKatt;1678243]I also got an hour's worth if hot oil massage on top of the HJ. Which runs 400 normally. I tend to shoot for young good looking girls, and if I have to pay a bit more (we're talking 20 bucks), then so be it. 500 for a HJ and a full body massage? Must be getting it from the old ladies or crack addicts.[/QUOTE]I got a HJ and a very nice Thai massage from a 25-30 year old in Patong. I believe the name started with Sabai and located on Sawatdirak Road very near to the Beach. She asked for Thb400 and I gave her a 200 tip because I enjoyed the experience with her. I don't remember her name but she knew English good enough to carry out some nominal conversation. I loved it when she played with Johnny and his twin friends sometimes during the excellent Thai massage that she gave.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1678490]I got a HJ and a very nice Thai massage from a 25-30 year old in Patong. I believe the name started with Sabai and located on Sawatdirak Road very near to the Beach. She asked for Thb400 and I gave her a 200 tip because I enjoyed the experience with her. I don't remember her name but she knew English good enough to carry out some nominal conversation. I loved it when she played with Johnny and his twin friends sometimes during the excellent Thai massage that she gave.[/QUOTE]Well, after spending a few days in Bangkok, I now realized I overpaid in Phuket. But like I said, it's so cheap overall in thailand, the ripoff was nominal, $20 USD. So I guess I can't buy those 2 beers in LOS Angeles then haha.

[QUOTE=ThomKatt;1678243]I also got an hour's worth if hot oil massage on top of the HJ. Which runs 400 normally. I tend to shoot for young good looking girls, and if I have to pay a bit more (we're talking 20 bucks), then so be it. 500 for a HJ and a full body massage? Must be getting it from the old ladies or crack addicts.[/QUOTE]I am not really into crack addicts. I usually prefer nice, beatiful, slim, smiling Thai ladies.

With your attitude I am not surprised she charged extra. Smart girl.

[QUOTE=HarryDude;1679230]I am not really into crack addicts. I usually prefer nice, beatiful, slim, smiling Thai ladies.

With your attitude I am not surprised she charged extra. Smart girl.[/QUOTE]But you didn't mention young, so you must love the old geezers. Yeah, she was a smart girl, took my 3 days full of batter all over her for an extra $15 USD. Knew I was going to make a big nasty mess. Real loss on my part. Literally, hahaha

Guys,

I am coming Phuket mid July. My flight is via Bangkok. Should I stay in Bangkok a few days and take a taste, or you think I can find somewhat same quality / price ratio in Patong?

I sent an email to my hotel, asking about the lady joiner policy and the reply was "free as long as she leaves her ID to the reception". Based on your experience in Patong, is that a deal breaker for girls? Can I ask them to come with me to hotel but they have to have their ID with them?

[QUOTE=ScottHayes;1680997]I sent an email to my hotel, asking about the lady joiner policy and the reply was "free as long as she leaves her ID to the reception". Based on your experience in Patong, is that a deal breaker for girls? Can I ask them to come with me to hotel but they have to have their ID with them?[/QUOTE]This is the normal policy for just about all guest friendly hotels in Thailand. And protects you, too, since the guest cannot depart without your approval at the front desk either in person or by phone. And you don't want to take a chance on a guest without an I'd.

[QUOTE=ScottHayes;1680966]Guys,

I am coming Phuket mid July. My flight is via Bangkok. Should I stay in Bangkok a few days and take a taste, or you think I can find somewhat same quality / price ratio in Patong?[/QUOTE]The short answer is yes check out BKK for a few days. Bangla is ok for pick ups. Try Suzi Wong's. But keep in mind that Phuket is a distant third place compared to Thailand's prime hunting grounds of BKK and Pattaya. If you have never done BKK or Pattaya then they should be at the top of your must see / must do list. Phuket, on the other hand has much nicer beaches than Pattaya. It all depends on what is most important to you; pussy or beaches. It is a trade off.

[QUOTE=ScottHayes;1680997]I sent an email to my hotel, asking about the lady joiner policy and the reply was "free as long as she leaves her ID to the reception". Based on your experience in Patong, is that a deal breaker for girls? Can I ask them to come with me to hotel but they have to have their ID with them?[/QUOTE]All working girls are prepared for that. It's part of their job.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1661154]If anybody wants to go to the brothels of Phuket town this weekend (or even tonight), PM me your number.[/QUOTE]Any good establishments you can recommend? Will be there during CNY. Never been to Phuket before.

[QUOTE=BrooklynCyclone;1682371]Any good establishments you can recommend? Will be there during CNY. Never been to Phuket before.[/QUOTE]All are in in pongpong (sp?) area. You can walk in and check out the fishbowl.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1682442]All are in in pongpong (sp?) area. You can walk in and check out the fishbowl.[/QUOTE]Di you mean "Patong"?

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1682445]Di you mean "Patong"?[/QUOTE]No. Pongpong is Phuket Town red lights district. Little more than one single street really.

Then there are some bars by the bus station in town and few coyote bars.

[QUOTE=BrooklynCyclone;1682371]Any good establishments you can recommend? Will be there during CNY. Never been to Phuket before.[/QUOTE]In Phuket now. Stay in Kamala beach. Should have booked something in Patong!

Tried using wechat, similar to what I did in Vietnam. Was quoted for 4000! Is that the going rate?

Had oil massage with happy ending. Negotiated the price to 500, but that was no touching. Added 200 for her to take off bra. Did I overpay?

[QUOTE=BrooklynCyclone;1684315]In Phuket now. Stay in Kamala beach. Should have booked something in Patong!

Tried using wechat, similar to what I did in Vietnam. Was quoted for 4000! Is that the going rate?

Had oil massage with happy ending. Negotiated the price to 500, but that was no touching. Added 200 for her to take off bra. Did I overpay?[/QUOTE]I think 700 for massage with he and boob play is reasonable.

4000 seems a bit too high. I got a fantastic nuru type massage and FS at Christine's in Patong for 3200, and just FS without the massage at a massage parlor in Patong for 1600.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1684352]I think 700 for massage with he and boob play is reasonable.

4000 seems a bit too high. I got a fantastic nuru type massage and FS at Christine's in Patong for 3200, and just FS without the massage at a massage parlor in Patong for 1600.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Not 700,700 in additional to normal 300 of massage fee. So total 1000.

Went to Christin yesterday. Fer is now 3300. Went in at around 7 pm. Had about 20 girls in fish bowl. Quality a bit disappointing. Nobody was good looking and everyone looked old. Was recommended a young one but too skinny and no boob at all. Eventually picked #10. Can speak basic English but no chemistry at all. Very mechanical. No BBBJ. Few positions and was done. Was told she was 28. A bit chubby stomach area. Would not let hair down and no kissing at all. As soon as one shot done showered and dressed up. Didn't track time but probably less than 1 hour.

Very disappointed.

Thought there were 2-3 different price levels but was told all 3000 now. Not sure why another 300, room charge?

Girls at gogo bar much better looking, some of them at least. Anyone got any good experience? Which one is good? And what's price like for short term and long term? I booked hotel at kamala beach. Would girls come back to hotel?

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1684352]I think 700 for massage with he and boob play is reasonable.

4000 seems a bit too high. I got a fantastic nuru type massage and FS at Christine's in Patong for 3200, and just FS without the massage at a massage parlor in Patong for 1600.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Can you share name of FS only massage place other than christin?

[QUOTE=BrooklynCyclone;1684823]Can you share name of FS only massage place other than christin?[/QUOTE]I don't remember the name of the place, but it was one of those MPs just before Christine's when you are walking from Bangla Road. I found a place within asking around a couple of times. Just ask the ladies sitting at the gate of the MPs if anyone will do FS and you will find a willing participant. Just make sure you say "No Ladyboy", unless that is your cup of tea.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1685031]I don't remember the name of the place, but it was one of those MPs just before Christine's when you are walking from Bangla Road. I found a place within asking around a couple of times. Just ask the ladies sitting at the gate of the MPs if anyone will do FS and you will find a willing participant. Just make sure you say "No Ladyboy", unless that is your cup of tea.[/QUOTE]I think I know the one he has mentioned, and if not it was similar setup and price. There wasn't a massage shop on the road, it was up the lane way / side road. The girls sit on the street corner and say massage to you. If you say yes they take you 30 m down the lane way and upstairs to a clean massage room. As you walk ask for and negotiate a price for FS, if due date no, just turn around and pick another one.

BTW.

One of the girls I struck up an ongoing acquaintance with me told me that "every" girl in massage parlour is a "working girl" and they need to earn extra tips / income by sexual offerings to earn what they need to send home for family, etc. So if she doesn't want to, then it's either her period or she doesn't like you. Do don't be shy, be upfront, be honest, ask, and don't be upset if not offered, just say thanks, move on and you'll find what you want.

An extra tip if you're on your own and can take a joiner in at night. Every girl almost will happily come back with you after work (midnight) and stay a few hours or the night, for the same price 2 k baht that you pay for a generally crap FS session in the massage parlour. So instead, get a foot massage, chat her up, if a vibe exists go for a body massage in the back room, get a HJ or perhaps BJ, and then make arrangements to pick her up after she finishes for the night. Go somewhere, have a game of pool, a drink and then go to your room for fun, from there in its almost a guaranteed GFE session of the vibe is mutual.

Last tip.

When the massage girls have a shit day income wise, of a few in a row without customers at their shops, they get dressed up after work and hit Seduction from midnight. Two of my best experiences GFE wise came from me being picked up by a girl at Seduction. Quickly learnt to just stand near them, they'll be in groups of 2-4, some dancing some not, OOC at them, make eye contact, "smile lots! And wait for them to start talking to me, as they will if they are available. From there, listen, or try to, find out discretely over the next minutes what they do, where they work, if they say massage (which they won't hide if they do), bingo. Ask his works been, if they say not good, well. As they say you're in. !

From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about pride, the response each time was what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, mane the morning sex even better, so I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k but, gave it hugs, issues and goodbyes.

As to quality, the girls weren't runners, not 9-9 plus on beauty, but they were very nice 7-8 on looks, had good English, could hold a conversation and were great where if counted, in the sack.

When the massage girls have a shit day income wise, or a few in a row without customers at their shops, they get dressed up after work and hit Seduction from midnight. Two of my best experiences GFE wise came from me being picked up by a girl at Seduction. Quickly learnt to just stand near them, they'll be in groups of 2-4, some dancing some not, look at them, make eye contact, "smile lots! And wait for them to start talking to you, as they will if they are available. From there, listen, or try to, find out discretely over the next minutes what they do, where they work, if they say massage (which they won't hide if they do), bingo. Ask how work has been, if they say not good, slow, no customers, well. As they say you're in. !

From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about price, the response each time was give me what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, and the morning sex even better than that night. So in the morning at goodbye time I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k, like it was more than they expected, and they gave me hugs, kisses and passionate goodbyes.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1685031]I don't remember the name of the place, but it was one of those MPs just before Christine's when you are walking from Bangla Road. I found a place within asking around a couple of times. Just ask the ladies sitting at the gate of the MPs if anyone will do FS and you will find a willing participant. Just make sure you say "No Ladyboy", unless that is your cup of tea.[/QUOTE]Read in another forum that bar fine + ST can easily be 4-6000. Some bar fine alone is 3000. Can anyone confirm?

[QUOTE=AussieTiger;1685098]When the massage girls have a shit day income wise, or a few in a row without customers at their shops, they get dressed up after work and hit Seduction from midnight. Two of my best experiences GFE wise came from me being picked up by a girl at Seduction. Quickly learnt to just stand near them, they'll be in groups of 2-4, some dancing some not, look at them, make eye contact, "smile lots! And wait for them to start talking to you, as they will if they are available. From there, listen, or try to, find out discretely over the next minutes what they do, where they work, if they say massage (which they won't hide if they do), bingo. Ask how work has been, if they say not good, slow, no customers, well. As they say you're in. !

From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about price, the response each time was give me what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, and the morning sex even better than that night. So in the morning at goodbye time I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k, like it was more than they expected, and they gave me hugs, kisses and passionate goodbyes.[/QUOTE]Great report.

I also found most of the girls at seduction were pro's and rates usually drop as we move towards closing hours. I wonder why people still pick up overpriced girls from crappy bars of patong even MP's are not having good quality compared to old town.

[QUOTE=AussieTiger;1685098]From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about price, the response each time was give me what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, and the morning sex even better than that night. So in the morning at goodbye time I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k, like it was more than they expected, and they gave me hugs, kisses and passionate goodbyes.[/QUOTE]The pricing is something I've been cautious about and I would really welcome others more experienced opinions here!

Would you rather set the price beforehand, or. Unless the girl is willing to set the price. Go with the famous "up to you" and just pay in the morning how much you think is fair? Any risks with the later approach?

Hi all,

Looking forward to being in Phuket soon. Info would be appreciated, having RTFF I haven't found any tips on picking up in the late afternoon / evening, what's the best way? I'm staying in Patong. Last time I was there bars start pretty late.

Also is the trip to Phuket Town worth it? Certainly sounds it from what I've read here but seems a bit of a ride from Patong in a cab. Maybe that's the best way for a good afternoon soapy or FS though?

[QUOTE=WotToDoo;1677248]HELP! Gents, soon I will stay near Phuket's southermost point; actually you to the East of it. Do you know any mongering places really nearby? At least a massage place with some extras? Since it's a family holiday, I won't be able to sneak away for hours to go to Patong, Phuket town, etc.

Had similar situation in Western part of Ko Samui a while ago: horrible, as all massage places nearby were fully legit.

Grateful for any shared experience.[/QUOTE]Ping.

Now arrived at location near Rawai Beach. Any local massage place that offers extras?

Grateful for any sharing.

W2D

This place is sort of an institution in Patong. It has received quite some poor reviews, but I wanted to give it a shot. I was only travelling thru and the hotel I stayed made it very inconvenient to bring in a girl. Anyway, long story short I decided to still try Christine but be prepared with all I read and heard. I was convinced I would still make something out of it.

So up I walk the stairs and join 2 of the "managers" on their table across the fish bowl. I knew what I wanted and did let the manager know so he could give me a recommendation in terms of girls service levels and behaviors. Now I really didn't want anything out of the ordinary.

A relatively why Ng and slim girl, and if possible a kisser. Service nice and slow. Not rushed.

Prices have been discussed here, only one category of girls, lump sum of 3300 THB.

After he listened to my request he said "definitely 66", maybe 40 but not so sure. I took a look at 66 who was conveniently located right across me and right at the window. Honestly I found it very hard to judge the girls thru the window, many of them looked pretty much alike.

In retrospective, I probably should have pressed my nose against the glass or bring goggles. Without an almost forensic approach the truth is hard to spot. I spotted it when it was already too late.

Allow me to cut things short here and provide a quick summary.

First the positive: she had a nice and gentle personality. That's the positives.

Now the negative: slim lies in the eyes of the beholder but she wasn't slim by my definition. Young is equally relative but she wasn't young by my definition. Service was lousy clearly because of a lack of skills. She simply doesn't know how to blow and fuck. At some point in time I frustratedly gave up on her and just nailed her missionary to get to an end. Sigh.

On the way out I walked up to the glass to take a closer look at the girls and saw that all I could spot was more mid aged with their bodies well hidden under their robes.

So for me that was a one time event, surely worth a serious word of caution to the others.

On the contrary I met a fellow who tried Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. He was very pleased with his experience there. I will surely try another time and report back about it.

[QUOTE=Hitman2;1687642]On the contrary I met a fellow who tried Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. He was very pleased with his experience there. I will surely try another time and report back about it.[/QUOTE]Yes, I can vouch for this place, too. I was there Christmas Eve 2014 and Pooki gave me a very nice Christmas present: photogenic BBBJ with my splooge all over her big fake tits. Ah the mammaries!

Main road, near the amusement park end. A massage place / barber shop some 15 m to the right of Lions Bar (NOT the bar's own massage place).

Massage lady named "Nit", AILF, short, unusual light brown eyes.

TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL LEAVE PHUKET AGAIN ON TUE 2. 3. 15 - SO HURRY UP IF INTERESTED.

Damage for oil massage + blow job: 300 + 500.

The lady gave an excellent, powerful oil massage the best I've ever had, strength and technique Worth the money alone already. Hardly any teasing, though. Muscular lady. You can see it, too.

Combined blow job & oily hand job, excellent technique. She undressed progressively to her panties. Firm body except tumny. Nice boobs. Allowed roaming everywhere.

She asked if she should put a condom on for FJ, but I wanted to stick to BJ. I caressed her pussy, so she took off her panties and placed my hand between her legs. She was wet. Soon she positioned herself as if she was going to ride me, while still stroking my cock. I came hard almost immidiately.

This could have been the end. But no:

She started hugging & caressing me, guiding my hand to stimulate her, almost forcing me to lick and suck her nipples. She wss super-wet, the next 10 min were all about her. She straddled me, rubbing her pussy against my chest, trying to get off, panting, my fingers penetrsting, hands grabbing her. This has been my most intense encounter with a WL. So much GFE. I still can't believe it.

I love Thailand.

[QUOTE=AussieTiger;1685061]I think I know the one he has mentioned, and if not it was similar setup and price. There wasn't a massage shop on the road, it was up the lane way / side road. The girls sit on the street corner and say massage to you. If you say yes they take you 30 m down the lane way and upstairs to a clean massage room. As you walk ask for and negotiate a price for FS, if due date no, just turn around and pick another one.

BTW.

One of the girls I struck up an ongoing acquaintance with me told me that "every" girl in massage parlour is a "working girl" and they need to earn extra tips / income by sexual offerings to earn what they need to send home for family, etc. So if she doesn't want to, then it's either her period or she doesn't like you. Do don't be shy, be upfront, be honest, ask, and don't be upset if not offered, just say thanks, move on and you'll find what you want.

An extra tip if you're on your own and can take a joiner in at night. Every girl almost will happily come back with you after work (midnight) and stay a few hours or the night, for the same price 2 k baht that you pay for a generally crap FS session in the massage parlour. So instead, get a foot massage, chat her up, if a vibe exists go for a body massage in the back room, get a HJ or perhaps BJ, and then make arrangements to pick her up after she finishes for the night. Go somewhere, have a game of pool, a drink and then go to your room for fun, from there in its almost a guaranteed GFE session of the vibe is mutual..[/QUOTE]Yup. I had a good massage from a decent looking MILF type (had an 11 year old). Enjoyed a bit of chat and a good HJ during the massage. Asked if she wanted to meet when she got off (midnight), she said yes. She wasn't interested in going for a drink and almost seemed guilty when we stopped at the local market to pick up some juice and a light snack. I gave her 2 K and she was ecstatic (she said she had a great time even before money came up). Never discussed the amount. Unfortunately it was my last night so no chance to repeat.

[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills;1688334]Yup. I had a good massage from a decent looking MILF type (had an 11 year old). Enjoyed a bit of chat and a good HJ during the massage. Asked if she wanted to meet when she got off (midnight), she said yes. She wasn't interested in going for a drink and almost seemed guilty when we stopped at the local market to pick up some juice and a light snack. I gave her 2 K and she was ecstatic (she said she had a great time even before money came up). Never discussed the amount. Unfortunately it was my last night so no chance to repeat.[/QUOTE]Absolutely.

There's a price they charge in the shops to do the "deed", but do many people they see and are forced financially to interact with, well they'd cross the road if they saw them coming to avoid. Treat them like a person, a lady, and a lady you're interested in getting to know a little about, and that only means talk. And well, they open up, and in more ways than just sexually.

The key remember they are people, girls, ladies, women, who are attractive enough to you that you want yo spend your time with them. The money is wonderful got the, and they want it no fount, but by the time she mentioned how much she enjoyed the evening too, she already knew you had, and that money was coming later.

By then, yes, she was wanting to upsell you to seeing her again, but she also wanted to see you again too.

[QUOTE=ScottHayes;1680966]Guys,

I am coming Phuket mid July. My flight is via Bangkok. Should I stay in Bangkok a few days and take a taste, or you think I can find somewhat same quality / price ratio in Patong?[/QUOTE]I was recently in both, December / January and IMHO you should spend some time in Bangkok. While there I spent time with the girls at Dream Heaven, Sois 33 and 26, Nui at the.

Soi 26 location is a tall beautiful girl with enhancements but they are nicely done. Kept L from Soi 33 with me for several days, she would come over after work and hang out.

Show me around Bangkok before work, she took a few days off to spend New Year's on Samui together, a very sweet girl. Did a duo at Soi 33 with L and Lek, L has since moved back tothe farm. Bamboo massage with Bo and Cheer on separate visits were first rate experiences.

While in Phuket I kept Petite Meena for 3 days, English is pretty good and service was very good. Stayed in Karon at the Hilton Arcadia walking distance, use the beach road, from the.

Nightlife strip of several bars and massage shops.

All in all, the quality and quantity in Bangkok outstrips Patong by a lot.

Ah yes, Kamala! An area deserving of being written about as it is, to a certain extent, unique in the Phuket mongering scene.

Home to the family oriented Phuket Fantasea Cultural theme park, it is also ringed by some of the most desirable homes on this island. Millionaire's Row with its US $1 million plus homes, starts from the South of the beach, Andara resort, Cape Sienna resort and winds through to just about Patong where it dead ends; I suspect to make it NOT accessible from this less salubrious area of Phuket. Over the hill to the North are BangTao, Surin Beach, the Laguna Estates etc where a large majority of the better-off expatriates have their luxury homes and apartments, and the luxurious resorts and hotels like the Laguna, Dusit Thani and the uber-deluxe Amanpuri.

Adjacent to such luxurious homes and resorts, Kamala has this captive client base of the straying visiting and expatriate resident family man in need of a convenient and quick fix. And whilst the bars and MP's are tamer, more discrete versus other parts of Phuket, a lot of "quality" is to be had here, and NOT at that much of a premium. Mongering at a more sedate, dignified pace and a nice change if weary of all the hustle and bustle of Patong. LOL.

A few of these bars and MP's are along #4025, the main Kamala road connecting Bang Tao and Patong, as well as the loop going down to the beach. By the way, Silk's restaurant, which is one of the best (Read as VERY expensive) in Phuket, is at Andara resort, the place to go to, to impress.

SEAJ.

Was in Phuket for 5 days over Chinese New Year. I haven't seen a comprehensive report in this forum so will like to give it a shot since I tried few different type of services.

Day 1: Arrived after a long flight that included transfer at Malaysia. Took a nap and had dinner, then decided to check out town. If you have never been to Phuket, it is a big island, which means you need to pick the right "beach". I was in Kamala, which is nice and quiet. Happening place is in Patong. Normally this is not an issue but Phuket has no metered taxi! This is a problem. Anyway, walked from hotel to center of Kamala. Past 2 bars but at 8 pm there were only few girls inside, quality not good and no customers. So decided to try out massage. Oil massage 60 minutes for 350. Only 1 girl available. Was told to take off all clothes. Once turned over, she started massaging my inner thigh. I put her hand over little brother and she said extra fee. Quoted 1000 including massage, with access to her top and bottom.

Service: Happy ending.

Damage: 1000 including massage.

Quality: 5 out of 10 – nice body, firm boob, but old, 30-35 by estimate.

Day 2: Did some research and looks like there is beer bar, go-go bar, and clubs available. Normally I am not a clubbing guy so decided to try out Christin as it is easy and simple. It is walking distance from big shopping mall Jungceylon in Patong, has a giant pink sign. Once go up to 2nd floor, there is a big fishbowl. Unlike some other fishbowls, no one-way mirror, which means girls can see you. I went around 7:30 pm. There was about 20 girls. Quality not very good. Was told only 1 price, instead of 1500 for regular and 3000 for vip mentioned in some article. I went with when-in-doubt-go-with-big-boob rule and picked #10. Had to pay first, 3300 for 70 minutes. Once paid, girl took me to 3rd floor. Room was big and clean. Big bed, TV, big tub, and inflatable bed. Turned out she is 28. Once clothes off, looked chubby around stomach / waist. Normal soapy in China includes 2 pops, with a BJ and CIM on inflatable bed as part of soapy service. This doesn't, just some sliding up and down with her body. Then on to bed. Covered BJ instead of BBBJ. She refused to let her hair down. Only about minute or 2 of BJ then started main course. By now I lost all interests. Changed 2 positions and finished.

Service: Full service.

Damage: 3300.

Quality: 4 out of 10.

Day 2 – Continued. After a disappointing Christin, walked over to famous Bangla Road. It is a street with bars on both side. Bars have no windows and girls wearing bikini are dancing on table. I mistakenly thought they were go-go bars. Turned out they are beer bars. I walked up and down and didn't see any good quality girls. There are people soliciting customers for Pingpong show so I went for it. Went to Secret, which is on 2nd floor of a side street. Show is free but drink starts at 900. It is very small, probably 20 seats. There are basically 2 types of shows. One involves middle age, at least 40+ year old women, putting and taking out various objects, including live gold fish, blades, and of course pingpong balls in their vagina. The other is topless and sometimes naked girls dancing and taking shower. Show is about 1 hour long. After the show I kept walking around, some ladyboy grabbed me for picture. I said ok. Only to find out later I had to pay. I gave him 100, he said more. I said only 500-bill and he said he could give me change. Took my 500 but only gave me 100 back, because took picture with 2 ladyboys. WTF! Later I found out picture quality not even good – all shaky.

Service: Pingpong show+Ladyboy picture.

Damage: 1600.

Quality: 2 out of 10 - unless you like the freaky pingpong show.

Day 3: After a disappointing day 2, I decided to take a break.

Day 4: After more Internet search, found Katherine Massage. It offers both in call and out call service. It is located in Phuket town, which is about 45-minute tuktuk ride away from Patong. Outcall is 4500. I decided to go there and pick the girls. They even have a happy hour 4-7 pm for 2000. By the time I got there, I just missed happy hour so had to pay regular price, which is 2600. Line-up instead of fish bowl. Girls quality is much better than Christin. I picked someone with the name of Japan, as the country! She told me the rule is each girl can only stay for 20 days, then need to go away for 3 months. That is how the boss keeps inventory fresh. The room is not as big as Christin, a big bed with mirror on the wall, and a small shower stool. Girl showered with me, and for me. Told me she is from Chiang Mai. After 20 days here she goes to Bangkok, then come back 3 months later. 24 years old, looks much younger. Very good service, including French kiss. Happy customer.

Service: Full service.

Damage:2600+1000 for round-trip tuktuk from Patong.

Quality: 9 out of 10.

Day 4 – Continued. Decided to give Bangla Road one more shot. Since most reports highly recommend Suzy Wong, I went for it. As soon as I entered, I figured out difference between beer bar and go-go bar. It is a very small place. Has a stage with 4-5 girls dancing on it. Seats around the stage and some sofa against wall. Probably fits 40 customers max. It was packed at 10:30 pm because girls are hot! Young, nice body, long legs, good looking, and almost naked. Beer is 180. Girls walk around and ask you to buy them drinks. Each drink is 240. Once you buy the drink, she sits next to you. You can touch and grab all you want. They all have limited English. The dude next to me got 2 girls. He has one hand on one girls nipple, the other hand rubbing second girls pussy – made me fucking hot. Then girl next to me asked if I wanted to go out with her and I said yes immediately. She took me to a hotel right next to Suzy Wong. No passport needed. Very good service and GFE. Even let me take some pictures.

Service: go-go bar with full service.

Damage: 3000 for girl, 800 for bar fine, 600 for hotel, 700 for drinks.

Quality: 9 out of 10. Not 10 because I think her boob is fake.

Day 5: With success of Suzy Wong, I decided to try out another go-go bar. Went to Rock Hard. It is bigger than Suzy Wong, has 2 stages, which is actually no good since cannot focus. Went around 9:30 it was almost empty. Girl quality clearly below Suzy Wong. One girl kept giving me winks. She was on the stage far away from me first, then she moved to the stage right in front of me. Then she came off stage and asked me to buy her drinks. She was not the hottest girl there but probably 2nd hottest. I said no first. She was quite disappointed. As she was walking away, I thought what the heck, just a drink so said yes. She sat down and started rubbing little brother. Then of course I lost control and went with her to hotel.

Service: go-go bar with full service.

Damage: 2200 for girl, 800 for bar fine, 600 for hotel, 500 for drinks.

Quality: 8 out of 10.

In summary, stay near Patong beach if you want actions. If you like sauna, skip Christin and go for Katherine. There is a sauna called Angel next to Katherine in Phuket town but supposedly it is for local customers. If you like bar, skip beer bar and go for go-go bars.

Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=WotToDoo;1687863]Main road, near the amusement park end. A massage place / barber shop some 15 m to the right of Lions Bar (NOT the bar's own massage place).

Massage lady named "Nit", AILF, short, unusual light brown eyes.

TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL LEAVE PHUKET AGAIN ON TUE 2. 3. 15 - SO HURRY UP IF INTERESTED.

Damage for oil massage + blow job: 300 + 500.

The lady gave an excellent, powerful oil massage the best I've ever had, strength and technique Worth the money alone already. Hardly any teasing, though. Muscular lady. You can see it, too.

Combined blow job & oily hand job, excellent technique. She undressed progressively to her panties. Firm body except tumny. Nice boobs. Allowed roaming everywhere.

She asked if she should put a condom on for FJ, but I wanted to stick to BJ. I caressed her pussy, so she took off her panties and placed my hand between her legs. She was wet. Soon she positioned herself as if she was going to ride me, while still stroking my cock. I came hard almost immidiately.

This could have been the end. But no:

She started hugging & caressing me, guiding my hand to stimulate her, almost forcing me to lick and suck her nipples. She wss super-wet, the next 10 min were all about her. She straddled me, rubbing her pussy against my chest, trying to get off, panting, my fingers penetrsting, hands grabbing her. This has been my most intense encounter with a WL. So much GFE. I still can't believe it.

I love Thailand.[/QUOTE]How old is she? 500 for BJ with full access is definitely good. I paid 650 for HJ only.

[QUOTE=Hitman2;1687642]This place is sort of an institution in Patong. It has received quite some poor reviews, but I wanted to give it a shot. I was only travelling thru and the hotel I stayed made it very inconvenient to bring in a girl. Anyway, long story short I decided to still try Christine but be prepared with all I read and heard. I was convinced I would still make something out of it.

So up I walk the stairs and join 2 of the "managers" on their table across the fish bowl. I knew what I wanted and did let the manager know so he could give me a recommendation in terms of girls service levels and behaviors. Now I really didn't want anything out of the ordinary.

A relatively why Ng and slim girl, and if possible a kisser. Service nice and slow. Not rushed.

Prices have been discussed here, only one category of girls, lump sum of 3300 THB.

After he listened to my request he said "definitely 66", maybe 40 but not so sure. I took a look at 66 who was conveniently located right across me and right at the window. Honestly I found it very hard to judge the girls thru the window, many of them looked pretty much alike.

In retrospective, I probably should have pressed my nose against the glass or bring goggles. Without an almost forensic approach the truth is hard to spot. I spotted it when it was already too late.

Allow me to cut things short here and provide a quick summary.

First the positive: she had a nice and gentle personality. That's the positives.

Now the negative: slim lies in the eyes of the beholder but she wasn't slim by my definition. Young is equally relative but she wasn't young by my definition. Service was lousy clearly because of a lack of skills. She simply doesn't know how to blow and fuck. At some point in time I frustratedly gave up on her and just nailed her missionary to get to an end. Sigh.

On the way out I walked up to the glass to take a closer look at the girls and saw that all I could spot was more mid aged with their bodies well hidden under their robes.

So for me that was a one time event, surely worth a serious word of caution to the others.

On the contrary I met a fellow who tried Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. He was very pleased with his experience there. I will surely try another time and report back about it.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. Christin was a big disappointment to me while Katherine was great. If you can catch their happy hour, even better. Only problem is it is located in Phuket town. The girl with me tried to tell me tuktuk driver gets paid by Katherine so I could get the ride for free. Something like that. I didn't fully understand. Comments anyone?

[QUOTE=DavidRim;1685632]Hi all,

Looking forward to being in Phuket soon. Info would be appreciated, having RTFF I haven't found any tips on picking up in the late afternoon / evening, what's the best way? I'm staying in Patong. Last time I was there bars start pretty late.

Also is the trip to Phuket Town worth it? Certainly sounds it from what I've read here but seems a bit of a ride from Patong in a cab. Maybe that's the best way for a good afternoon soapy or FS though?[/QUOTE]Bangla road action starts around 10. If you go before that, it is not bad because all girls are there starting 8 so if you go before 10, you will get a lot of attentions and all girls will be fresh.

I was in Phuket town for Katherine only. That is worth a trip. Although I would say girls in go-go bars are hotter than Katherine's. Cost is higher though. If you not free in evening, then Katherine is the answer.

Fellow ISGians,

Wanted to know if there are any Russian pick up joint, I know MR in Patong (have been there last year), but that is extremely expensive. Although few chics were superhot but were expensive so had to end the russian craving in BKK.

Any links apart from MR would be helpful, I'll be in Patong area in the next couple of days.

Thanks,

Static.

Hi,

Does anyone know any fun places in Rawai? I'm living there and this place seems to be quite calm and differ from tourist-full Patong. May be, for example, someone have some good experience in attending local massage salon?

Also, is there some good places, not only in Rawai, that can provide good time or food girls during day time? My work starts at 7 PM, right when party on streets is starting, and I can't join it, so I need some day-time opportunities. The one I hope to visit is Katherine Massage, thanks to this thread.

[QUOTE=BrooklynCyclone;1689872] Normally I am not a clubbing guy so decided to try out Christin as it is easy and simple. It is walking distance from big shopping mall Jungceylon in Patong, has a giant pink sign. Once go up to 2nd floor, there is a big fishbowl. Unlike some other fishbowls, no one-way mirror, which means girls can see you. I went around 7:30 pm. There was about 20 girls. Quality not very good. Was told only 1 price, instead of 1500 for regular and 3000 for vip mentioned in some article. I went with when-in-doubt-go-with-big-boob rule and picked #10. Had to pay first, 3300 for 70 minutes. Once paid, girl took me to 3rd floor. Room was big and clean. Big bed, TV, big tub, and inflatable bed. Turned out she is 28. Once clothes off, looked chubby around stomach / waist. Normal soapy in China includes 2 pops, with a BJ and CIM on inflatable bed as part of soapy service. This doesn't, just some sliding up and down with her body. Then on to bed. Covered BJ instead of BBBJ. She refused to let her hair down. Only about minute or 2 of BJ then started main course. By now I lost all interests. Changed 2 positions and finished.[/QUOTE]I had the same sort of experience last time I was in town.

The only thing that was above average was the price.

Reached Phuket Airport morning time. Had a full day tour planned in phi-phi island.

We just had 1 hours to reach Rassada peer for catching the ferry.

Taxi driver tried all hus best to drive fast to reach, number of traffic signals in Phuket seems more and they are not far apart from another.

It takes lot time for travel.

We reached 10 minutes late and ferry gone.

Booked the another ferry for half day tour to see near by beaches kai khe etc.

Tired while coming back. Reached directly to hotel which we booked very near to Christine massage.

I had read lot of good reviews for this famous massage place, so thought of trying.

Freshen up and reached the place. Big fish bowl and lot of good girls.

A guy approached us to assist and he started explaining the things.

Price was 3300 be including all, OMG. That looks too high for guys like me who was not much interested in massage.

Thought of trying another day and came back to street.

Then walked down the Bangla road.

Amazing place, it reminded me little New York.

Loud music, girls everywhere and road is full of bars.

We entered one go go bar, had drinks, spent one hour and again started roaming the place.

There was a Russian strip club, we made a mistake to enter there.

They were to suck the money. Girls were good but lady drinks were too high and they don't do anything.

They fiercefully ask tip of certain amount, denying that they threatens to complain owner.

All kind of non-sense. Not only we but few people sitting on another table also pissed off.

Waste of money. Beware guys to this place.

Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1695565]Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del[/QUOTE]Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1695565]Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls[/QUOTE]What do you expect? That the prices have came down significantly?

[QUOTE=AussieTiger;1695632]Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.[/QUOTE]Thanks Aussie Tiger for the reply much appreciated.

Del

For the second day we had planned for Phi Phi island.

It was whole day trip, we were damn tired while coming back due to snorkeling, swimming etc.

It was late 10 in night when we reached hotel near Christine massage.

After dinner and shower, thought of having some action.

So started walking down the street searching for good massage girl.

I found one massage parlour which is opposite and little left side of Christine, I saw a beautiful lady there.

Talked with her for oil massage (now I knew that oil massage is just token).

Went first floor with her. Room was terribly small. Just having space for one mattress. Wood partitioning but one can hear what's going on on other side.

I was asked to wait and remove clothes. She came back with her kit.

She started massage which continued for 20 minutes apprx.

Then she whispered on my ear what I want? I said everything. She said 2000. Negotiated for 1800 including oil massage.

She removed her bra, wow man. Firm, white and perfect 34 size I guess.

Started BJ, she was good on that. She had long hair but has tied, I asked her to loosen the hair.

She was on south while I was enjoying long hair.

It continued for long time.

She asked if I want main course, I asked to continue BJ for some time, if it doesn't come then we should start.

It didn't come in next few minutes so we started deed.

I tried some positions which were possible in that place.

Overall a nice experience.

Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?

[QUOTE=Sid64;1697287]Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?[/QUOTE]Yes! I may be there in a month. Your reports thus far have been most helpful.

Hi all,

Arriving again tonight (last visited at Christmas just passed). Again planning on some scuba diving surrounded by diving of the punting kind. And latest updates on recent must visit places would be much appreciated.

Am skipping Kristins, going once last time was more that enough. This time am intending visiting old Phuket town and checking out the fish bowls, and sampling Katherine's massage as it has been raved about here. Am also restricting my lady drinks budget in the beer halls and go go's, though late night visits to Seduction, Hollywood and Tiger discos to pick up are definitely on the must do list. Last three days I intend to be a GFE experience with a sweet little massage honey that I met last time and have kept in touch with using LINE, I consider that will be my are, are & RR (rest relaxation and raunchy rooting).

Hi there,

Staying in Patong for the moment, but no luck on happy endings for the hubby since we tend to go together. Any tips on where / how to score some action for the both of us?

Greetings,

Jenny

[QUOTE=Jennemie;1703992]Hi there,

Staying in Patong for the moment, but no luck on happy endings for the hubby since we tend to go together. Any tips on where / how to score some action for the both of us?

Greetings,

Jenny[/QUOTE]Jenny,

Massage places are unlikely to be a success. They are all setup to offer discrete services to solo males is small crowded back rooms. The good broad beds at front never get happy endings or FS. Thai girls are too shy for that.

Suggestions are to either talk to a mamasan at a beer bar at night for a girl to return with you.

Or use online selection so you can talk privately.

I was there last week and has lots of success chatting and arranging catch-ups in Patong with girls via WeChat and Badoo.

Today is my 5th day here so time to give a report. Taxis from airport suck, try to get trans from your hotel if you can. Mine was a little cheaper than overpriced options. First part of this trip was tourist stuff. But did have success with a little 23-year old from Hong Kong on one of my tours. More of a long term investment with her. First night was drinks, food from street vendors light kissing and groping. Same with second (last night) ended up with contact info and a nice bare breast pic she sent after we departed. See how it develops as we have plans to meet in few more months. As for locals I walked around before bars opened this morning (9 am /13th) looking for food and a massage. Found the massage first. Cassia on soi south of Catherines, about 150 feet in on right side. Room was upstairs and had mats along the wall with curtain dividers. At the time I was only customer but did hear someone else come in. But when I left they were already gone. She (Doe. Or something like it) was petite with A cups and handful of an ass, no belly but some stretch marks. Got the oil massage which was good but seamed mechanical. After 20 minutes flipped and she started HJ with some ball kissing / sucking. After couple minutes on with condom for BJ, tongue action with her was great. Got more into it in cowgirl followed by mish. When I flipped her she asked if I wanted A+ or just doggie. Went with the dog and finished there. After cleanup she did upper body massage. She never mentioned price so I gave her 2000 B. Either she liked me, felt I paid too much or Songkran generosity but she told me to wait in the shop downstairs. Doe went down the Soi and came back with some food and a couple beers for me. So hung out in front of the shop eating and drinking for another hour or so. She told me to come back tonight which I probably will. I left and continued walking as my massage and food were taken care of. I don't know were I ended up next but I went north on Ratuthit (left-side) but not to the Mall yet. I had just emptied my water gun into the back of a sexy little thing filling a tub with a hose. She turned gave me a dirty little look. As one of her friends put powder on my face I asked if she could fill my gun up. She jokingly said 100 B but seriously asked if I wanted oil massage. As I was already bent-over so I could hear her over the music across the street I looked at those wet breasts and thought why not. So Goi (23 from Chang Mai) led me up to the third floor. This place had wooden "cubicals" with a pull screen for a door. Goi discussed price as I got undressed. She asked how much I pay, I said 2000 B. Then she countered with an unfair negotiating tactic, said 2400 B as she grabbed my cock. As I was thinking about a counteroffer she went to her knees and started kissing the tip. Mind was made up and I said yes. She went to get her things and came back to give a soothing massage (felt like a legit one) Flipped and she continued with legs I asked if she cold (clothes were wet) so helped her get them off. Out came a pair of BS that have the sag of being nursed on, flat belly (soft not firm) and smooth ass. She moved on to a BBBJ as I fingered her and played with her nipples. She put the condom on lubed up and went for cowgirl. After few minutes I went to side-mish. One of her legs straight the other lifted to her chest while she's on her side. Pounded her while DFK and would lean down to suck her breasts. After what seamed like 10 minutes she said her on top. So as I lay back down she did reverse cowgirl. Then she added more lube faced me and said she wants to try something. She slowly slid my cock up her ass then started to pump and then grind. She laid down again and spread her legs that she touched either side of the room with her feet. Made easy access for me and went in her slow and deep. Since I had popped less than 2 hours earlier wasn't expecting to finish. But seeing her tits jiggle with each thrust, hear her moans and her grabbing my ass to pull me deeper did the trick. I rolled off her and we DFK again as I did FIV. She said time to finish massage, placed pillow in her lap and had me lean back. Did great head, shoulder and back massage. After getting dressed and paying the 2400 B we went back down stairs and I left now hungry again. Found place to eat then headed back to room to dry off and relax some, also write this. I would repeat with either Doe or Goi but had more enjoyable time with Goi was more GFE. As always YMMV.

DS

This massage shop is located on the busy Patak Road which runs from Kata Beach to Karon (but not along the beach. This is the "inland" road).

Timmi Massage is located near Patak Road Soi 2, at the southern end of Kata, just before the hill that will take you to Chalong.

I stopped my motorbike as I saw a few nice looking ladies waiting for customers, and then said yes to her offer of special massage for 1000 baht. Whatever that might be. We went into the room which had a few cubicles separated by plywood walls about 6 ft (180 cm) high, so pretty much an open area where you can hear everything going on.

And there were some interesting goings on in the next cubicle. As my masseuse started my massage (I was naked, face down, she didn't bother covering me up), we could clearly hear a lot of oily noises from the next cubicle, with the customer clearly enjoying himself. My masseuse and I both laughed, and she covered my ears for fun. After a while I wasn't sure what was happening in the next cubicle, whether the guy was getting a handjob or being sucked or what, but he must have been doing something right because then we all hear his masseuse start screaming "Oh fuck me fuck me fuck me". At this point he was clearly complying with her request and they were really going at it.

My masseuse and I laughed at this noisy spectactle while she started blowing me without a condom, and after a while she put on a condom and rode me.

As I left I asked how much and she still said "1000 baht". I was at least expecting to pay a few hundre to the shop for the massage part. But no. Total damage was 1000 baht.

Phuket is one of my fav beach destinations and the town never disappoints, unlike BKK did this time. I love Thai women but off-late I think they are getting pricy (THB 2 K) for FS and not really are lookers and keepers. Well this time around my experience in Phuket turned out to be more exciting than I expected.

Day 1: We arrive around 10 in the night and immediately went out to hunt near Bangla Soi. Patong Beach Intersection and here I stumble upon a Gem near Safari Beach hotel, a massage parlor where women dress up in white and blue. This one, her name was K (kay), she has blonde hair and what amazing rack for a thai chic! I haven't seen such racks on any thai chic till now, all Naturale! Good massage and at the end FS, but not ready to budge below 2 K, last year I remember, I used to pay around 1. 2 – 1. 5 K for FS depending on the place and gal. Post her session was walking to my hotel and came across this another parlor next to Thara resort where I found an extremely aggressive chic named Thim, post going in with her for round 2 of the night I was barely able to move, She literally held me down and kept on asking for more, I had to beg her for mercy! An incredible session for 30 minutes! Came to the hotel and crashed!

Day 2: In pursuit of happyness, in the evening went to the Moulin Rouge (didn't have any strength left in the morning). As I enter MR immediately a gem caught my attention and I jumped on the opportunity and asked for a private dance. She came, danced and conquered my heart (this does not happen very often) I was mesmerized by her beauty, she looks like a mix of Angelina Jolie and Mila Kunis (imagine fellas), absolute gem! Spent some time taking to her, peck here and there, few dances from Cindy, Kirsten and Natelie. Left a very happy man, although did not make out but was satisfied.

Day 3: No more Thai chics this Russian had stolen my heart, was back to MR and took the cross breed between Jolie & Kunis out. Took her to Seduction, Illuzion, Ice bar and had some cozy time with her. Number exchanged and what followed for the next few days was just awesome sessions!

Day 8: Landed in BKK, surprised to see all the Hustle Bustle, Vibrant people have just vanished in thin air! Soi 4 just sucked. Russians were pathetic, Arab, Paki, Indian, extremely bad choices. Extremely disappointed. Just stuck to shopping and avoided the Dick Rush.

Phuket, I will be back soon!

Stay Safe, Bang Safe!

Static.

[QUOTE=Bang4444;1696125]I found one massage parlour which is opposite and little left side of Christine, I saw a beautiful lady there.
Talked with her for oil massage (now I knew that oil massage is just token).[/QUOTE]Was in Phuket Mid March. Went looking for Bang4444 massage place late one evening, (there are a lot.) Walking from Walking street towards Christine's, was surprised to see a group of ladies dressed like SW's, at an entrance to a side road. No signpost for this road, but Google maps calls it La Diva Ally. (how appropriate.).

This road is U shaped and there where other sexy dressed ladies at the other entrance. I was grabbed and offered massage. Unable to find the massage Bang4444 went to, I decided to check these ladies out.

An apparent LB initially latched on to me, but I shook her off. When I first passed, I saw a hottie in tight sexy shorts with a nice rack. Luckily she was still there and she led me to a massage place near a corner of the Soi.

There was a sign near the entrance stating "No Sex" on premises. Inside, about 6 cubicles separated by curtains, and floor mats, loud music was playing. It was busy. Also a dude sitting near the entrance, security maybe? She had me strip and she remained clothed. It this point, I didn't think extras would be offered. However, I heard my neighbor in negotiations with his masseuse. She was asking a ridiculous amount of 8000 baht! Then it was my turn.

On the flip, my girl asked if I was interested in the Special massage. 2400 Baht she said, I countered with 1800 Baht. We Agreed on 2000 Baht. She went and got her kit. Everything, but DATY, as she didn't want to get loud. I had quite an enjoyable time with her. It was so good, I wanted to take her back to my Hotel. Unfortunately, that was not on the menu.

Now here's the interesting thing about this place. It's open late, maybe 24 hrs. I got there before 12a and left a little after 1a, and it was still hopping. My girl said she was working til 6a. I didn't see these ladies standing outside during the day or early evening. They're good looking, with a SW vibe. Just be aware there are LB's in the mix. Benz Massage, next to the Iranian restaurant.

I've read the Phuket reports, Bangkok reports and Pattaya reports. I'm not in to 100% mongering 100% of the time so I have ruled out Pattaya as a destination. I want a holiday, some [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118][CodeWord118][/url] and other touristy stuff. A quick summary of all the reports suggests that quality and quantity has decreased, and prices have increased. Attitudes of some service providers have become an issue. I have been to Phuket last year and have been ripped off once. I paid 5000 baht LT for the first beauty I saw. She knew it too and milked me for every baht. She was cold, would not do this and that but boy was she gorgeous. Luckily I redeemed myself with a FL I picked up late one night in Taipan. She was great, a little older but a smoking hot body and attitude to match, and at 2000 baht a dream come true.

I had an oily everyday and my massage thing was sweet and naive. Had FS with her on my last visit and it was great.

I've realised that you need a good attitude, good bargaining skills not being desperate. I've taken the many posts seriously, hooked up with a few normal girls and massage girls on Tango and I'm set for a great 10 days in Phuket this Friday. Also plan to check out all the bars and massage places and not settle on one this time. Also plan on visiting Katherine's this time. Christins was a waste of time.

My question to the more experienced punters is the ff:

Should I consider travelling to any other parts of Thailand (Bangkok or Samui for eg) for a good time during my stay? I have booked a guest friendly hotel this time very near to Bangla road but only paid for 3 nights so I'm flexible. Cost is not an issue as long as the enjoyment factor is there. I would be happy with 4 awesome experiences during my stay.

Also I won't be getting nailed 1500 baht a night for a guest anymore. I wish I had found this site before my first trip LOL.

[QUOTE=ZackJhono;1709986]...
My question to the more experienced punters is the ff:

Should I consider travelling to any other parts of Thailand (Bangkok or Samui for eg) for a good time during my stay? I have booked a guest friendly hotel this time very near to Bangla road but only paid for 3 nights so I'm flexible. Cost is not an issue as long as the enjoyment factor is there. I would be happy with 4 awesome experiences during my stay.

...[/QUOTE]My suggestion to you is to visit other parts of Thailand as well. You want to visit and enjoy the sights offered by different regions and also enjoy the beauties there. .

Thank you for your reply. Could you suggest one other destination?

Please bear in mind I will be travelling from Phuket.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1710149]My suggestion to you is to visit other parts of Thailand as well. You want to visit and enjoy the sights offered by different regions and also enjoy the beauties there. .[/QUOTE]My apologies. I had to read up how to reply with a quote.

Can you maybe suggest a few regions as options or chose your particular favourite?

And today I have exactly 11 girls. Of which 3 are massage girls expressing their excitement at my arrival this Friday. All these courtesy of Tango and Thaifriendly. Thank you very much ISG punters. I will certainly post reports on my experiences.

[QUOTE=ZackJhono;1709986]My question to the more experienced punters is the ff:

Should I consider travelling to any other parts of Thailand (Bangkok or Samui for eg) for a good time during my stay? I have booked a guest friendly hotel this time very near to Bangla road but only paid for 3 nights so I'm flexible. Cost is not an issue as long as the enjoyment factor is there. I would be happy with 4 awesome experiences during my stay.

Also I won't be getting nailed 1500 baht a night for a guest anymore. I wish I had found this site before my first trip LOL.[/QUOTE]Bangkok is a must visit. Lots of girls and lots of touristy stuff to do there. I would not rule out Pattaya. It is a 90 minute drive from Bangkok and you can leave if you don't like it. Pattaya has a beach but to swim I would take a 15 minute bus ride to Jomtien. Pattaya must be seen at least once. Put it on your bucket list because there is no place like it.

I think one of the airlines flies non stop Phuket to Pattaya (U-Tapao airport). I would take that flight and stay in Pattaya as long as you like. Then taxi or bus to BKK. Spend some time in BKK and then go home.

[QUOTE=ZackJhono;1710180]My apologies. I had to read up how to reply with a quote.

Can you maybe suggest a few regions as options or chose your particular favourite?

And today I have exactly 11 girls. Of which 3 are massage girls expressing their excitement at my arrival this Friday. All these courtesy of Tango and Thaifriendly. Thank you very much ISG punters. I will certainly post reports on my experiences.[/QUOTE]I believe you can take a direct flight from Phuket to Chiang Mai for a different look of Thailand than just ocean views. You can also visit Udon Thani from Phuket using a direct flight. Of course a trip to Bangkok is really needed to get the best of punting experience. I suggest a trip to Chian Mai and then to Bangkok before you fly back to your country.

Good luck and enjoy.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1697503]Yes! I may be there in a month. Your reports thus far have been most helpful.[/QUOTE]Thank you guys.

I returned from my trip.

I had good time in ko-samoi, will postone.

Keep Mongering.

[QUOTE=Sid64;1697287]Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?[/QUOTE]Thank you sid.

Hi guys,

New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.

Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!

Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=NZMark;1713292]Hi guys,

New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.

Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!

Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.

Thanks![/QUOTE]I would suggest you go to the big traffic circle in Karon (there is only one traffic circle in Karon so you can't go wrong) - it should be a 10-15 minute walk from Movenpick. There are a couple of massage places on the second floor of the building just at the northern entrance to the traffic circle. They will provide massage and full service on premises. You can be in and out in 30 minutes if you like.

Google maps say there is a restaurant called Ratchani Seafood on the ground floor in this building.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ratchani+Seafood/@7.8494576,98.2931474,20z

[QUOTE=NZMark;1713292]Hi guys,

New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.

Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!

Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Karon / Kata are more up market place to stay so buffet of chics if you are looking for would be not as per taste, though there were some reports of few massage places around Karon in the forum.

If you fancy come down to the melting bowl. Patong area, here the buffet is more enticing and yummy! Read my report on a Gem I cought near Safari Beach Hotel near Bangla Soi. Well, she was one of the best Thai Chic till date. What a rack and skills!

I do not think you'll get BJ bars as in BKK here, at least I've not noticed.

Arrived here late Saturday night. Checked in to my hotel Casa Jip totally GF opposite Christin massage. Found them on guest friendly hotel site at 1 200 baht night. Hotel next door with bar downstairs is 500 baht a night but they had no water for almost 2 days. I chose well.

On Sunday proceeded to meet all my chat contacts from Tango. All a waste of time. If they were not ladyboys then they were gold diggers with every sad story in the book. I thought I was on with this girl Nat who worked in a bar on Bangla but after she took me out for drinks for her and her friends I ended it and took a taxi. Haven't heard from her since. I invited her to my hotel but she made every excuse possible and avoided.

On Sunday had a oily at a nearby MP and rested off my jet lag. I must say Badoo has worked wonders.

On Monday met Yaya on badoo. She's older at 35 but a nice little package. I negotiated an all night for 1500 baht. She brought a younger friend Lisa who was 27 and a smoking hot bod. Yaya was upset as Lisa had all my attention so I sent her away with 1000 baht in the middle of the night. Lisa was a sex machine with honors in oral.

Total damage for the night 2500 baht.

On Tuesday took the bus from the beach to Phuket town which at 30 baht is way cheaper than a taxis 800 baht. I had been to Christin before so Katherine's was on my to do list. I must say I was disappointed with the lineup which incidentally has not changed in the last month. All the girls looked worn out and shabbily dressed. I felt very intimidated with the 3 dudes there. They were definitely some type of mafia. I got there at 15 h45 and he refused to give me the 16 h00 special which is 600 baht cheaper. I followed the advice of some of the more knowledgeable ISG members and chose the one that smiled at me. She was a 26 from BKK, short and nice ass. Doggy was great.

Total damage include bus fares both ways 2660 baht.

On Wednesday had my daily oily and relaxed. Wanted something different. Met Poo Poo on Badoo and hooked up at a bar close to my hotel. She was nothing like her pics and I paid for drinks gave her taxi fare and returned to my hotel. It was pissing rain for a few hours and then my Badoo message rings. It's Lisa. She wants to hook up. She got to my hotel and it was more awesome than my first time with her. She is a little shy buy once she gets going I couldn't keep up. Needed red bull breaks as the Kamagra gel was not saying Hello. Awesome night.

Total damage 1500 baht plus 500 baht tip.

Tonight I'm meeting Mo. Another chick from Badoo who works down the street at a MP day shift. I've negotiated 1500 baht for LT and a tip if I'm happy. She agreed. Now walking around looking for a massage.

I must say I'm very happy not paying for lady drinks and bar fines which I feel is a total con. Just watch your spend on food, hotels and Tuk Tuk and you will have plenty for the important stuff like alcohol and women. I'm planning 3 days in BKK next week but I have not had this much action in a while. I don't know how much my body can take. May just settle on the occasional bar girl. Or gogo. Have my oilies and relax on the beach instead. The only plane I want to see is on the way home.

I feel I've struck gold with my selection of Mo last night. She's 1.70 metres tall and 65 kgs but what gorgeous body. I'm 1.83 m and 100 so she really does it for me. Milk white smooth skin and a recent upgrade to what looks like see to the cups. She says 500 ML. I don't know exactly what that means but I love them boobs. With the help of Kamagra we did it 3 times last night and once again this morning. She's an easy 8 to 9 out of 10. I'm tempted to ask her to stay and just pay the fine to the massage shop of 500 baht. She's happy with 2000 baht a day. The only thing that worries me is that she love's bling and says she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.

Any thoughts from fellow punters would be appreciated. You guys saved me with the whole lady drink scenario with Nat earlier in the week so your thoughts are most welcome.

Nice stuff ZackJhono. What rate are you getting for your soapys?

[QUOTE=Sid64;1714763]Nice stuff ZackJhono. What rate are you getting for your soapys?[/QUOTE]300 -400 baht for the massage and 500 for a HJ.

I prefer FS at my hotel.

[QUOTE=ZackJhono;1714625]she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.
[/QUOTE]That's the general pattern I have observed with Thai girls. They keep one or two ATM's and few fuckbuddies who they see as a potential ATM. Key is not to hang around one girl for too long, it's easy to fall in love and become an ATM. I have met few genuine non working girls and they all hate other Thai girls for this behavior (may be because they are content with one and only ATM for life.).

Enjoy Phuket mate.

Hi everyone,

I'm off to Phuket and have never really understood GoGo bars and was hoping someone could fill in the blanks.

I have been twice and basically gotten girls lady drinks, they sit next to you and a bit of touching.

My question is what if you want more.

Lets say for example you want a stripper experience with a lap dance. Do these places in Phuket have rooms for lap dances?

If so, what would be the cost? What about HJ? Does that go on here or would you need to pay rent for the room or pay a exit fee for them?

Thanks!

So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! Going to split it all in different days so it's all nice and structured:

1 st Day: I called it Drama Night. This night I went directly to some beer bars where, played a bit of pool and started warm-up drinking, as I was planning to hit the Discos. Was there a bit too early, I'd say 12:30 or 1 am should be the perfect time to start going into the club scene. Started with Hollywood, then off to Tiger, where I ended my night. It is far more crowded and the choice of FL is really huge here! If patient, they'll pretty much come to you and also between 1 Am and 3 Am there'll be different sets of girls coming and going. Some of these FL are professionals or semi-professionals as in beauty saloon workers, or massage or what not? Left with a professional that was doing some twerking dances and smiling very joyfully all evening, after I played a couple of rounds of pool with her, just to create some rapport. Agreed on 2 K for LT and left. When talking to the cab drivers she said she's got her scooter here and I want we can go w it, and so we did.

Once at home. Drama starts! As I come out of the shower I see her with the phone, watching a video that was just sent to her, of her whole family dining together. So she starts a story about how she misses them and sees them very seldom, but sends them money and how she is only one and makes the sacrifice for all of them. Which got to say, seemed very very honest. I was truly moved by this, don't know if it was true or not. Anyway, even though she gotten me really horny in the club, I was kinda put off by this, so I said let's take it really easy. And so we did. Was really kind loving to her and made her feel good. Or what seemed to be back to normal. As she started BJ and I started enjoying myself. I started pushing myself deeper in her mouth, at some point she just snapped and stood up, and turned her back on my. Complaining that we men are all the same and just sweet talk and bullshit. So I gave her 5 minutes and said if she doesn't change the attitude she has to leave. Did her best but I couldn't get a full boner anymore, so I let her blow me till I finished. Then she slept all night. Couldn't wake her up at any point. In the morning she was sick, like temperature and puking so I just sent her off, giving her 1 K, of the 2 K promised, as I felt she didn't deserve it. Was a bit upset but didn't have much to argue, so she left.

2nd Day: Massage during the day, near Bangla - 800 total w HJ. Later Disco again and this time I discovered Illusion Disco. Not that many FL but really good show they're putting on there. I would really advise you to go, even only just for a drink, to see the show and also take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] to get your bones and joints cracked by the apparently. Very professional dude in the bathroom. Ended up picking up another FL, very late this night, in the Tiger disco, again. Actually she was one of the very few that came on to me in Tiger that night, and the FL from the previous night was there too, so I was thinking she must have spread the word that I didn't want to pay what we 1st agreed on. Maybe just a bit of paranoia again haha. So this Semi-Professional a bit drunk, took like 10 minutes to take me she was working in a beauty saloon and she "really really likes me" and she would really want to go with me, but she would like some money. Seeing this as a good opportunity to bargain I said 1. 5 for all night and she agreed. In the hotel she turned out to be even hotter than in the club as her back was covered in a really cool tattoo, and so was one of her thigh. Se was very careful, in her drunkenness and aimed to please me to the max. Turned out to be a squirter and destroyed my bed sheets. I was exhausted after 2 rounds as I had taken some Kamagra gel before (which BTW is really good, but I feel it is making it very hard to cum), and it took for ever to finish the 2nd time, so I let her off the hook and she was happy to leave. Gave her 2 K as she was a really sweet girl, and I enjoyed her goal oriented attitude!

4th day: Got out to Bangla late, like 22- 22:30. 1st went to an oily, but they were asking form 3. 6 K for 70 minutes or something like that- Christi Massage, close to the shopping area in Bangla. Skipped. Dinner and started with some go go bar and then to clubs again. This night, the new discovery was Seduction Club. Seemed a bit more up-scale than Tiger and Hollywood, and so did Illusion, for that matter. Talked to a few girls in Seduction but none of them seemed to want to leave the club yet. Here were some European girls also, that were having a great deal of fun, and I don't think they were working. All in all, good looking people here and also a few "classy" FL. Talked to one of them, didn't even get to ask for the price because she was at some table w some dudes and didn't seem like she was available. Left her and the club for Illusion, where in less than 30 minutes she showed up also. Seeing how happy the girl from night 2 was, when I gave her 2 K, got me into coming up w a new strategy, a good one I think. She asked for 2 K for all night. So I told this hottie, we'll do like this: I give you 1.5 K no matter what. And if I really like you, I will give you 2 K, I promise. She went for it happily, telling me on the way home that she will make me never forget this night and all. Good motivation apparently! And so she did! She was really epic, had some great skills and as I was on the Kamagra again, it went on and on. 2 times during the night and once more in the morning. Great success. Gave her 2 K and a round of applause on her butt cheeks and we parted, both really satisfied.

Tonight Is going to be my last night out here, and I have done a bit of research today and found there is a really cool club called Soun Club. Images on google look fantastic. So I'll put on a shirt and go there, to start the night off. I will come back with an update on how it was.

From what I've been reading here lately (didn't go very far back) - there wasn't much info on the clubbing scene, so I hope I hope you won't fall asleep reading my detailed report of Phuket and maybe even enjoy it! : the.

Cheers

Hi guys,

Just a few questions about Patong. I have RTFF, the Bali forum was very helpful last year, and I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls. I know that massage can be found pretty much anywhere in Patong ie Christian Massage and on Soi Kepsup. How many young Thai girls are there offering their services at those places. Also, can you find HJ, BJ and FS at most massage places in Patong or are Christian Massage and Soi Kepsup the best options.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=KevinSBo;1716956]So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! Going to split it all in different days so it's all nice and structured:

[/QUOTE]Good report, Seduction is the best club in bangla soi, around 3 am you'll have lot of EU / CIS chics hanging around and waiting to be struck at.

There is a club by the name of "Famous Club" on top floor of Jungceylon with swimming pool, when I was there last month it was closed, not sure if it has shut down. Sound is on 3rd floor of Jceylon I guess, heard it is amazing but couldn't go there. Will look for your report.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert78;1717029]Hi guys,

Just a few questions about Patong. I have RTFF, the Bali forum was very helpful last year, and I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls. I know that massage can be found pretty much anywhere in Patong ie Christian Massage and on Soi Kepsup. How many young Thai girls are there offering their services at those places. Also, can you find HJ, BJ and FS at most massage places in Patong or are Christian Massage and Soi Kepsup the best options.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Avoid Christin, they are rip off, Katherines in the town is much preferred. Well you can download Badoo app on android or iOS for getting a 18-19 yr old, there are plenty. If you are a westerner, they'll fall on your feet! Some of them are absolute stunners. Am already tring to book multiple dates with few.

If you are around till 9th hope to catch up for a drink, I'll be there on 9th.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe!

Static!

[QUOTE=Sid64;1716937]Hi everyone,

I'm off to Phuket and have never really understood GoGo bars and was hoping someone could fill in the blanks.

I have been twice and basically gotten girls lady drinks, they sit next to you and a bit of touching.

My question is what if you want more.

Lets say for example you want a stripper experience with a lap dance. Do these places in Phuket have rooms for lap dances?

If so, what would be the cost? What about HJ? Does that go on here or would you need to pay rent for the room or pay a exit fee for them?

Thanks![/QUOTE]"a stripper experience with a lap dance"? You must be American!

I am not sure the Thai adult industry is up to that level of sophistication yet. ;)

The next step after having invited a lady to your table and given her a ladydrink is to negotiate with her for sex, either in your hotel room, in the rooms of the agogo-club (if they have some, not all clubs do) or in a short time hotel (the girls will know where to take you).

Prices will vary and are subject to too many variables to calculate accurately, but basically there are only two categories: "short time", i.e. a few hours max with one or two pops and "long time" which is overnight.

Just be clear and open about what you want (don't worry, they won't be shocked as they will have heard it all already) and negotiate her fee. The "barfine" (or "exit fee" as you call it) is usually non-negotiable and has to be paid to the bar. It will be due even if you take her out of the bar even for a very short time.

For actual price levels, read the forum.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert78;1717029] I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls.[/QUOTE]Thai girls that look 18 or 19 year old are probably at least 25 and if they are working in a massage parlor, they probably had a baby already.

18 or 19 year old Thai girls will look like jail-bait and cannot work (yet) in massage places as (I think) the minimum age for massage workers is 21.

[QUOTE=KevinSBo;1716956]So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! I hope you won't fall asleep reading my detailed report of Phuket and maybe even enjoy it!

Cheers[/QUOTE]Good report mate. Look forward to the next installment. I am visiting in a couple of weeks and from previous experience I find the clubs are a really good place to pick up the ladies, though you're bound to run into a few weirdos occasionally.

Thanks for the help guys, just wondering if it is hard to get HJ, BJ or FS from the massage girls on the street in front of the shops. Will it always be offered or is it hit or miss? I found in Bali it was hit or miss, but I figure it's Thailand and it should be pretty easy to find a massage girl that gives extras.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert78;1717129]Thanks for the help guys, just wondering if it is hard to get HJ, BJ or FS from the massage girls on the street in front of the shops. Will it always be offered or is it hit or miss? I found in Bali it was hit or miss, but I figure it's Thailand and it should be pretty easy to find a massage girl that gives extras.[/QUOTE]Basically every massage girl will give extras, right up to FS.

They are as they have gold me, all " working girls".

Ask "politely" and quietly first or when you first go in.

If they don't then it's because they don't want to with you, or its the wrong time for them.

If knocked back just walk to the next shop, and pick another you like.

A further hint though.

Instead of having FS in the shop, arrange to catch up with them later, towards midnight when the knock off.

Overnight is basically the same cost as FS in the shop I've found.

Phuket, Day 1 – Arrival and first night.

I actually had not booked a Phuket hotel until the day before I was to arrive. Well, for that matter, I had not booked a flight either. Not a problem. I love the Asian airlines as they do not play games with the airfares – same price whether you book the day of or a month before. For the hotel, I chose see&and based on numerous good reviews. I will review the hotel on the Phuket Hotel page, but the best thing about it is that Bangla Road is literally a 2 minute walk away. Anyway, in my online reservation booking I asked for them to pick me up, which they do if you book at least 3 nights. What I failed to notice was they require a 3 day advanced booking to do that as well. However, in my confirmation they said they would send someone out to get me regardless, and not only that, they had a 25% discount going that was not included in my online booking, and they would also give me that discount. Wow. Great folks!

I was greeted outside the airport by a guy holding sign with my name, but still had to wait a while for the driver to arrive, which was fine. The airport facility is being expanded, which is badly needed. Phuket appears to be booming. It was about a 45 minute drive to the hotel, and I arrived a bit after 5 PM. Check-in was a breeze.

I had a 3rd floor room about 2/3 rds of the way back from the room, overlooking the see&and massage place. The rooms further back are supposed to be quieter. Since my room included no drawers or shelves to store clothing items (what is up with that? It did not take me long to unpack! My plan was to walk around a bit before to get the lay of the land, eat, then start mongering after it got dark. I had studied maps of Puket back home, but totally forgot the lay of the land or even where see&and was in relation to Bangla Road. I just started walking around and soon ended up at the beach for a nice sunset. I was getting hungry by then and found that nearly every restaurant I passed had people out front trying to lure me inside. I don't like to be accosted and, after having eaten mostly Thai food with my "GF" in Bangkok, I ended up with an overpriced meal at Burger King on Bangla Road. Sheesh, the drink sizes are smaller than in the US, and no free refills! Yes, America, the Land of the Free Refill. Not sure if Asia is ready for free refills yet.

I will interject one thing I don't like about the see&and at this point. When you leave your room, all the electricity gets cut off! Including the air conditioner. So, if you have a nice cool, dehumidified room when you leave to go out, when you come back, it will be hot and muggy again. If you are out walking around looking forward to a cool hotel room, forget it. You have to wait for it to cool. My 5-start hotel in Bangkok was similar, but it didn't heat up so much or get so muggy, but it is newer hotel and well-engineered. The see&and is old and leaky.

Anyway, after a bit of a rest back at my hotel (which was hot and humid again following my scouting trip), I headed back to Bangla Road at around 9 PM. I mostly just walked back and forth, getting accosted by the same people each time it seemed. At the beach end, you get accosted mostly by the tailors. They would say "Hey Boss" and want to shake my hand, then tell me about the shirts and shirts they would make for me. I now totally ignore them. In the middle of the road, both guys and gals tried to get me to see a ping pong show. Dozens of them trying to get me to see a ping pong show. Sheesh! In front of most every bar, pretty girts would try to get me to come in and buy a cheap beer. Sorry, I don't drink. Over the next few nights, I actually started to make friends with a few of the girls, making jokes that I would see them on my next pass as, indeed, I mainly just walked up and down the road taking it all in. The worst, however, was on Soi Sea Dragon. Here they also had guys that would pounce on you to get you to go inside. Suzy Wong's was really bad at that.

After 10 PM I had started seeing some obvious FLs come out. At first I didn't recognize them to be FLs (free lancers), but after a couple of passes, a few would smile at me and it finally struck me who they were! Duh! Most were at the beach end of Bangla, amongst the tailors who were hawking suits.

Approaching midnight, it was past time for me to stop walking and get to work. I had noted some really cute girls inside the Lions Bar. I was not sure if takeout was offered there, but it was time to dive in and learn. I let the outside ladies accost me and drag me inside, where I was seated at a table next to the elevated dancing area. A really hot girl was dancing right in front of me. We smile at east other and, after a while the bends done to shake my hand and ask who I was. She said her name was spelled Kat, but her pronunciation did not sound like "cat". Oh well, she was really pretty with a great figure, face and legs. She went back to dancing while I drank my Coke. After some number of songs, she steps down and sits next to me. It is hard to talk as the music is so loud, and her English is poor. Soon a staff member comes over and asks if I would like to buy her a drink. As I presume this is the precursor to a bar fine, and I find her pretty enough to take home, I agree. However, conversation is not flowing and after a minute she leaves to go talk to another dancer. Hmmmm. Well, I guess once is OK if she is discussing something important. She comes back after a couple of minutes but she quickly leaves me again to go back to her friend! Hmmmm. This does not bode well for a fun time and, heck, I ask myself, is she really bar-finable? Am I wasting money buying her drinks? She had been gone for several minutes and I figure it is time to cut my losses. I pay my bill and leave. No one cares. She was still talking to her friend as I walked by her and I don't even think she saw me leave. I had been the only guy in the bar my whole stay, so I should have been prime beef to them. Oh well.

I continued walking up and down Bangla a couple more times to decide where to visit next. By this time, the lady boys were out and a couple accosted me. I was always polite, but no thanks! Not my thing.

I noticed there were now maybe 10 to 12 FLs at the beach end of the road, maybe ranging up to a 7 or so, several giving me looks, but none quite met my standards. One in the middle of the road looked pretty good but I had a nagging suspicion she may have been a LB. Probably she was not, but it made me avoid her. I was accosted by a slightly chubby girl, short, a bit overweight but with a nice rack at the east end of the road. She really wanted me to take her to my hotel, but no thanks.

Several times during my back and forth excursions this apparent LB who said she was from Laos tried to latch on to me. He / she had a horrible voice. I was getting upset with her as she would follow me and try to grab hold of me after I had (politely) dismissed her. Three different excursions she grabbed on to me, until she finally got the hint I guess. Kind of feel sorry for her, but oh well.

It was a bit after midnight, I was tired and sweaty from the heat, humidity and the walking, and I decided I needed to try once again to get a girl, or to go home alone and get some sleep. In my walking I had noted some really hot girls dancing at the Happy Night bar. I decided to give them a try, and again allowed my accosters to drag me up the stairs to the bar. I was again the only guy, and they sat me right by the balcony where the girls were, with a girl named Bung dancing right next to me. She was reasonably pretty, but I could sort of tell she probably had had a kid despite a nice figure. She began to talk to me and she seemed enthusiastic and fun. She brought over some games to play on her short break, even continuing to play when she started dancing again. While pretty, I knew she was far from perfect but her personality won me over, and I thought she would give a good time – if she was bar-finable. I was still too shy to ask the question, "um, can I take you home? Even though I should not have been. In our game playing, a staff member joined in (I was the only one there so she didn't have much to do) and some game-playing bets were made and drinks were charged that I really had not authorized, so I figured it was time to again cut my losses. But, when I was paid my bill, the staff member asked if I want to take Bung out. They wanted a 500 be bar fine. They said Bung wanted 2000 be for ST. What the heck, so I agreed. There was probably a FL or two who was about as pretty overall, but I was getting tired and, as I said, I liked her personality. Good personality equals good sex, right? I paid the fine and soon we were heading to my hotel. It was now maybe 1:30 AM and the road was far less crowded, probably due to the light rain that was falling. This is where I saw why see&and is rated high by Patong's mongerers – it is so close to the action. A few minutes waking and we were there. Getting past security was easy – she turned over her ID and to the room we went. It was there that some of my concerns were realized. Yes, she had a kid, obvious due to her breasts, which were deflated and no longer perky. And you could tell she had lots of make up on, which was not so obvious in the bar. But, again, the rest of her was nice. We showered together, dried off and she starts off with a pretty nice BBBJ. The rest after this is pretty standard. Nothing great, but OK. Certainly no GFE. Only a tiny bit of kissing, but all the standard positions allowed. She does seem to be enjoying the action and claims, at least, to have cum when I did, her expressing some surprise at that. IDK. She went to clean up and I waited a bit for her to come back and clean me, but she didn't (possibly because the hotel did not supply any wash cloths? I pay up and she leaves. Overall, the level of service was not really worth the money given her looks (7 or maybe 8 in dim light). I can see why old timers are upset by the higher prices and poor service by the youngsters (oh, she could have been between 22 and 32 I suppose. Well, I tried a girl based on personality and it really didn't work so good – no personality really came out during the sex. Tomorrow, I will try to base it more on looks. As for Bung, I would not recommend her, but I would not recommend avoiding her either. She might very well have accepted 1500 B, which might have been a reasonable rate given the performance. However, I have to admit that I was fairly passive, so had I been more assertive, she might have shined.

I showered again and tried to sleep. The music from next door was booming in. I brought a white noise generator, but it is loud enough to make the low frequency vibrations. I guess I drank too many cokes and the caffeine is keeping me awake. Oh well.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1717393]Phuket, Day 1 Arrival and first night.

Oh well.[/QUOTE]Woow. A detailed and indeed a well written report! Try Moulin Rouge & L'mour if you crave EU / CIS chics. Expensive but worth a shot.

Nice report mate, thank you. I'll be in Phuket in early June so good to hear there's plenty to choose from in the clubs. As a side-note, couldn't help but chuckle at this part.

[QUOTE=KevinSBo;1716956]I would really advise you to go, even only just for a drink, to see the show and also take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] to get your bones and joints cracked by the apparently. Very professional dude in the bathroom.[/QUOTE]Can you elaborate on this? So there's a guy that cracks your joints after you take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]?

I would like to take the massage girls back to my hotel, but I will have my significant other and child with me, so all the fun will have to be done in the massage shops or in short time hotels. Don"t know how many ST hotels there are in Patong but I'm betting there are some. Any recommendations on MP other then Christan? Or are they all basically the same operation? I love nice and slutty Thai girls so and I can't really get away to Bangkok or Pattaya this year so Patong will have to do. I heard it is more expensive, but it's all relative when you consider really how cheap it is. I just want to get the most bang for my buck, so to speak, and get good naughty massage from Thai girls.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1717393]Phuket, Day 1 Arrival and first night.


Approaching midnight, it was past time for me to stop walking and get to work. I had noted some really cute girls inside the Lions Bar. I was not sure if takeout was offered there, but it was time to dive in and learn. I let the outside ladies accost me and drag me inside, where I was seated at a table next to the elevated dancing area. A really hot girl was dancing right in front of me. We smile at east other and, after a while the bends done to shake my hand and ask who I was. She said her name was spelled Kat, but her pronunciation did not sound like "cat". Oh well, she was really pretty with a great figure, face and legs. She went back to dancing while I drank my Coke. After some number of songs, she steps down and sits next to me. It is hard to talk as the music is so loud, and her English is poor. Soon a staff member comes over and asks if I would like to buy her a drink. As I presume this is the precursor to a bar fine, and I find her pretty enough to take home, I agree. However, conversation is not flowing and after a minute she leaves to go talk to another dancer. Hmmmm. Well, I guess once is OK if she is discussing something important. She comes back after a couple of minutes but she quickly leaves me again to go back to her friend! Hmmmm. This does not bode well for a fun time and, heck, I ask myself, is she really bar-finable? Am I wasting money buying her drinks? She had been gone for several minutes and I figure it is time to cut my losses. I pay my bill and leave. No one cares. She was still talking to her friend as I walked by her and I don't even think she saw me leave. I had been the only guy in the bar my whole stay, so I should have been prime beef to them. Oh well.

I continued walking up and down Bangla a couple more times to decide where to visit next. By this time, the lady boys were out and a couple accosted me. I was always polite, but no thanks! Not my thing.

I noticed there were now maybe 10 to 12 FLs at the beach end of the road, maybe ranging up to a 7 or so, several giving me looks, but none quite met my standards. One in the middle of the road looked pretty good but I had a nagging suspicion she may have been a LB. Probably she was not, but it made me avoid her. I was accosted by a slightly chubby girl, short, a bit overweight but with a nice rack at the east end of the road. She really wanted me to take her to my hotel, but no thanks.

Several times during my back and forth excursions this apparent LB who said she was from Laos tried to latch on to me. He / she had a horrible voice. I was getting upset with her as she would follow me and try to grab hold of me after I had (politely) dismissed her. Three different excursions she grabbed on to me, until she finally got the hint I guess. Kind of feel sorry for her, but oh well.

It was a bit after midnight, I was tired and sweaty from the heat, humidity and the walking, and I decided I needed to try once again to get a girl, or to go home alone and get some sleep. In my walking I had noted some really hot girls dancing at the Happy Night bar. I decided to give them a try, and again allowed my accosters to drag me up the stairs to the bar. I was again the only guy, and they sat me right by the balcony where the girls were, with a girl named Bung dancing right next to me. She was reasonably pretty, but I could sort of tell she probably had had a kid despite a nice figure. She began to talk to me and she seemed enthusiastic and fun. She brought over some games to play on her short break, even continuing to play when she started dancing again. While pretty, I knew she was far from perfect but her personality won me over, and I thought she would give a good time if she was bar-finable. I was still too shy to ask the question, "um, can I take you home? Even though I should not have been. In our game playing, a staff member joined in (I was the only one there so she didn't have much to do) and some game-playing bets were made and drinks were charged that I really had not authorized, so I figured it was time to again cut my losses. But, when I was paid my bill, the staff member asked if I want to take Bung out. They wanted a 500 be bar fine. They said Bung wanted 2000 be for ST. What the heck, so I agreed. There was probably a FL or two who was about as pretty overall, but I was getting tired and, as I said, I liked her personality. Good personality equals good sex, right? I paid the fine and soon we were heading to my hotel. It was now maybe 1:30 AM and the road was far less crowded, probably due to the light rain that was falling. This is where I saw why see&and is rated high by Patong's mongerers it is so close to the action. A few minutes waking and we were there. Getting past security was easy she turned over her ID and to the room we went. It was there that some of my concerns were realized. Yes, she had a kid, obvious due to her breasts, which were deflated and no longer perky. And you could tell she had lots of make up on, which was not so obvious in the bar. But, again, the rest of her was nice. We showered together, dried off and she starts off with a pretty nice BBBJ. The rest after this is pretty standard. Nothing great, but OK. Certainly no GFE. Only a tiny bit of kissing, but all the standard positions allowed. She does seem to be enjoying the action and claims, at least, to have cum when I did, her expressing some surprise at that. IDK. She went to clean up and I waited a bit for her to come back and clean me, but she didn't (possibly because the hotel did not supply any wash cloths? I pay up and she leaves. Overall, the level of service was not really worth the money given her looks (7 or maybe 8 in dim light). I can see why old timers are upset by the higher prices and poor service by the youngsters (oh, she could have been between 22 and 32 I suppose. Well, I tried a girl based on personality and it really didn't work so good no personality really came out during the sex. Tomorrow, I will try to base it more on looks. As for Bung, I would not recommend her, but I would not recommend avoiding her either. She might very well have accepted 1500 B, which might have been a reasonable rate given the performance. However, I have to admit that I was fairly passive, so had I been more assertive, she might have shined.
.[/QUOTE]Your report brought me back to when I used to experience the kind of night that you wrote about. What I mean is when I used to go to places like Phuket and when I used to bother with bars in places like Phuket and trying to deal with overpriced and unenthusiastic service.

Yes, back in 1990 when I went to a place which was full of beer-bars called "Soi Sanuk" and was in the middle of what was then countryside, you could get yourself a real nice beer-bar lady who gave you GFE and at a very reasonable price and LT was the norm.

But no longer. I avoid Phuket. Too many not great experiences like what you had, too many pretty girls who get a lady drink from you and clear off to talk to someone else. And the freelancers can't be trusted to be real ladies or with not ripping you off. That and high-prices are the reasons why in Thailand I generally stick to oilies or massage places with guaranteed FS. If I try a girl and she is good, I do take out, especially close to quitting time when they are likely to give me a smaller take-out charge.

I think that there are places where you can get good providers outside the usual oily / massage places. Bars in slightly off the beaten track in places like Ko Trang used to work for me. Or even in Bangkok unknown massage places where you might be able to do ST take-out and, if enthusiastic over a couple of take outs, I organise a LT. But this requires time to research and taking the chance of it not working out at all.

Phuket, Day 2 (May 6, 2015).

Slept terrible and crawled out of bed at 8 AM – way too soon. This bed is not conducive to good sleep! Went down for the free breakfast which was OK. The cook did make a pretty good cheese and ham omelet. Nothing else was all that tasty and the offerings are a mix of Asian and western styles but, hey, it is free! I then went back to my room which, again, was hot and humid, to work on this report, and to try to figure out what to do that day.

After breakfast I walked around the local area and along the beach looking for items I might want to buy. Many vendors were pushy, but most were not too bad. I took a short nap during the afternoon then ventured out to Bangla around 7 PM after it was dark. The place was relatively dead, so I went back to my room to take a second nap. I dosed off once or twice, but got up around 10 PM and went back. The place was alive and while there were again plenty of people in the street, many were couples (including couples with children), so many of the smaller bars were nearly empty. I had more girls accost me to get me to go to bar that the previous night, which confirmed my observation that it was a slow night for bar-girl business. Still, I was trying to figure out the scene. Do all the bars with dancing girls offer takeout? I had thought I had done my research, but when all of the bars and the people are suddenly there in front of you, it is overwhelming, and on Day 2 I was still being overwhelmed.

As I walked down the street several ladies out front remembered me from the night before and were friendly. But, rather than go in and waste money on an unsure situation, I had decided that I was going to try out the infamous Suzy Wong 1 and the end of Soi Sea Dragon, which I knew had takeout. I entered it from the North back entrance, not at the Bangla Road entrance, and was immediately accosted by the guys out front, but I allowed them to drag me inside. There were indeed some pretty girls on the stage, two of them topless and one or two were downright beautiful. A lady inside sat me down and I ordered my overpriced glass of seemingly watered down Coke. Three sets of younger guys entered after I did, and each of them was quickly accompanied by girls. Me, I sat alone. I was trying to make some eye contact, but nothing was being returned. One of the supermodel-material girls was dancing and I could not make eye contact with her. And what were the rules here? Do I flag down an attendant and say what girl I want? Do I just sit there and try harder to establish eye contact? And can I get that beautiful girl on stage? It seemed that once the club got my money from me, they were no longer interested. Maybe I was older that the guys that came in after me, but I look fine and there was an abundance of girls, but for me, Suzy Wong's was a complete dud. A shame, as I would have paid big bucks for that one girl! Sigh. OK, maybe I will go back and be more assertive and see if I can get her. That girl is a 10, for sure. But, yeah, when my coke was finished I got up and left. No one cared.

When I left, I was accosted by the folks outside the Devil's Den (did I get that right? Right next door to Suzy Wong's. I let them drag me inside, finding a huge lineup of very attractive girls. I kept looking at one who was sitting next to the stage and an attentive staff member came over and asked if I wanted to talk to her. Sure! This is how Suzy Wong's should have been. Anyway, she came over and her name was Ba, a sweet looking girl with a nice smile. She was thin with long brown hair and long legs, but with a fairly flat chest. A true Asian spinner. Certainly, a very cute 22 year old Thai girl. Her English was not good so we couldn't talk a lot, but I ended up buying her two LDs before the attentive staff member asked if I wanted to bar fine her. The BF there was 800 be (Sheesh) and the girl's rate was the standard 2000 be. Kind of high for 90 minutes, but she was super cute, so OK. Again, why wasn't Suzy Wong's like this?

Back at my once again hot and humid hotel room, we showered and when dry, she started off aggressively with some French kissing with lots of tongue and nipple licking. She got me hard and on went the super thin Japanese Sagami Original 0.01 condom that has become my favorite. I lay back and she got on top in cowgirl, taking a few moments to wiggle around to get me inside here– this girl has no kids and was super tight. Wow. She stayed on top for a good while, me admiring her young beauty. Eventually she got tired, so we changed to missionary. I felt the urge coming on, so I stopped and flipped her over to doggie for a bit, then back to missionary where we kissed some more. Her kissing and her tightness was more than I could withstand so I let loose inside her. She went in to shower and was soon out the door, no offer of a goodbye hug. Kind of a let down after a promising start.

While the French kissing lent an air of a GFE, it was still pretty standard stuff. After she had might have been a good time to go back and check for cheaper FLs as it was now around 2 AM, but I was tired and went to bed. In retrospect, the two girls I had, while quite pretty, came nowhere near the classical Thai girl experience the old timers talked about. Should I try an older lady? Should I go for a FLer, who might be better than a bar girl? Things to think about.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1717393]Phuket, Day 1 Arrival and first night.

I actually had not booked a Phuket hotel until the day before I was to arrive. Well, for that matter, I had not booked a flight either. Not a problem. [/QUOTE]Enjoying your reports! A few thoughts.

You can stick any card in those slots and keep the AC on. I just use the hotel card.

Be careful in general but especially when the ladyboys are handling you. They have sticky fingers and can also be belligerent for little reason.

Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, so do some sightseeing to the nearby islands around Phuket, beautiful.

I'm nearly your age, and sometimes it's better to save some ammo for better hunting grounds. In other words, don't force it, just let the experience come to you, you'll have a great time even if you're not getting laid every night in Phuket. Now Pattaya. That's a different story!

Happy hunting and keep the good reports coming.

Phuket – Day 3.

I have been going to bed late yet still waking up before 8 AM. Ugh! These hard beds? I don't know, but toady I decide to take an island tour. I booked online and had a nice afternoon touring the island and getting lots of pictures.

After getting back, I showered and took a nap. I didn't go out until about 10:30 PM, going across the street through a small bar to this small Asian place I had eaten at the previous day. Don't remember the name but, literally, go directly across the street through a bar area (named Parrot something) which then opens up with a large seafood area to the right, and this little food stand to the left. 60 Bhat for a nice bowl of noodles with pork or chicken, plus 30 be for water. (May want to bring your own.).

After that, I took a peek at Bangla Road and it seemed busier than before. Lots of people out and about. I did my usual back and forth walking, making a few new "friends" from those that had been accosting me. At two places, I actually went in for a soda. The first, Moonshiners, the girl sat down and played a game with me for quite a while. I had not really been sure what the girls out front did, besides try to lure and drag men into the bar for a drink. I ended up buying her a LD and considered bar fining her if that was an option, based on her personality and reasonably good looks. She was having fun and several times I said "Ok, this is the last game", and she talked me into doing that 4 more times. But in the end, she let me go with no hint that she was bar finable. I note that she had not been trying to talk me in to more drinks – she really seemed friendly and sincere. Who knows? I resumed my walking and I was grabbed a few doors down by another girl in front of her bar (Titty Twister, I believe) and, again she had been trying to get me in over the last two nights. She was very cute, a definite young spinner type. She stood next to me as I got my drink (a Sprite this time, as I wanted to cut back on my caffeine consumption) and we talked for a bit. She seemed amused with me, but after 5 minutes she left. No request for a LD or anything. No hit at all if she was bar finable. For all I knew, her job was simple to hustle customers for the bar. When she left, I stayed a while longer, but I think she disappeared, so I moved on without even finishing my drink.

The accosters were out in full force, to say the least. Are Thursdays always busier than Tuesdays and Wednesdays? Will Friday be huge? Don't know yet. But the constant onslaught was getting old. No, I don't want to see a sex show. No, I don't want to buy cigarettes and a cigar. No, I don't want a fine silk shirt made special for me in 24 hours, no I don't want to. Agggggg! Haha At the far end of the road (closest to the hotel), a pretty girl who had been flirting me all week in front of one of the bigger clubs (name.) latched on to me. I promised her I would stop by before I left town. She did point out the dancing girls and said I could take one of them home, but I was thinking I would try for a FLer tonight. I had had two bar girls already, so time to try something different. I have never simply picked up a girl, so this might be a new kind of challenge. Well, OK, maybe not very challenging in Phuket on Bangla Road, but you know what I mean!

Down towards the beach end there has been, all week, a pretty attractive LB in a long dress who sits and kneels in the street drawing pictures. She seems to make a good living doing it. How she can be on the her knees on the hard road hours each night is beyond me. She has a super body and from behind, when she is bent over, she looks all woman. Really, only her voice, and maybe her size, identifies her as a lady boy. She seems passionate about her work.

As the night goes on, more and more FLers at the beach end gather, including a few at the east end and a few walking around, like me. There is one I eye who is cute, but I have seen her each night standing out there for hours, so I hesitate to initiate anything with her. A pretty girl that isn't getting picked up makes me worry. But, it may happen later in the night and I just don't see it.

The girls at the club where I got my first girl see me walking by an often wave. I think about going up, but don't. The girls in the Lion club, where I bombed the first night, also look hot, but I stay away. I might consider going in but I would ask one of their accosters to see who might be bar finable before doing so. Still, though I understand the concept of bar fines, I still hate it. Oh, at one club that had some hot girls dancing, I finally asked if I could take one home and they said sure. I asked the bar fine amount, and it was 1,000 be! I said no thanks and continued walking.

Later the chubby girl I had seen the previous two nights grabs me. She says she wants some boom boom, but I turn her down politely again. She might really be ok in bed, but chubby girls you can get anywhere. Asian spinners are only readily available in Thailand. Having said that, a slender girl with some breasts would be nice, and I soon found a FLer who came close to. We were walking past each other. I eyed her, she noticed I had eyed her, and we both stopped. We start to talk. Ugh, she is LB. Sheeh. No thinks.

It is really getting late. Some of the clubs are starting to close down. I notice a nice woman with a shapely figure and catch her eye. She has the figure of a real woman but is not chubby. I stop to talk. I didn't notice at first, but she had a friend, a shorter, slightly chubby friend. She offers them both for 2000 be. A three way for around $62?! Hell yes. Back to the hotel we went.

They said their names were Nan and Nan. Yes, both were named Nan. OK. To make it easier, I will write the names as Nann and Nan, with Nann being the shapely girl who I really wanted. Anyway, Nann said this was Nan's first time with a man. Ummmm. Obviously, Nan was no virgin, so I asked if she net this was Nan's first night hooking (I asked in a nice way). The question seemed to get lost in translation and I let it be. She knew what she was doing, so whatever. They showered and I showered. I was a little concerned about them being in the room alone while I was showering, but I tried to keep an eye on them. Since the shower in my bathroom at see&and was open (no doors or curtain – it was simply bar of the bathroom), this wasn't too hard to do.

Naked, Nann had a really nice rack. Not really sure if they were bolt-ONS or not. If so, the doctor did an amazing job. I laid down while Nan put on a condom. Bummer, no BBBJ, but with the super thin condoms I use, it still felt pretty good. While Nann is licking and sucking, Nan licked my nipples. It all felt really good. Both Nan and Nann were pros.

Nan wanted me to screw her first so she eased herself down on me in cowboy. Not the best looking girl by any means, with small breasts, but she was tight and felt good. Nann played with by balls and I fondled her wonderful breasts. We switched to doggie, and Nann licked my nipples while I played with her long, soft hair. After a while of this fun, it was time to switch girls. A new condom and I entered Nann missionary style. She was not as tight as Nan, but was much better looking so the inner urges were starting to churn. A change to doggy and I pound hard, admiring her great figure below me. I prefer to release in missionary, so we switched back and I continue to pound away, amazed at my strength so late, and then I let loose inside her.

No GFE with no kissing and everything covered. They knew what they were doing and did pretty much what they needed to do. I was happy, but still not fully satisfied with the experience.

They quickly showered. I think they were asking me if I wanted a second go, but the impression was it was going to cost me more. I declined. I showered after they did, still concerned about what they were doing. I peeked out and saw they were looking over my things a bit – why didn't see&and provide me with drawers in my room so I could hide things? I heard a mention of 1850 Bhat, which was close to what I had in my pants pocket. Were they looking through my clothes?! I made sure they saw me poking my head out. I did a scan of my things and nothing obvious was missing. They finished dressing and left. I quickly checked my pants and all seemed in order. If not, I would quickly have called down to the front desk to hold on to their IDs.

Oh, should I mention that I was able to bring two girls to my room without any hassle? What I didn't like is that there was no follow up call by security to ensure I was OK. Why make the ladies turn over their IDs if you don't check with the guy at the end to ensure he was not drugged or something?

As I said, this was again far from a GFE, but it was fun and fulfilled another of my goals of having a three-way. But, as has been repeated on this site often, you have to be careful with the FLers. Make sure they give their IDs to security when you bring them to your hotel, and try to hide as much of your stuff in a suitcase and drawer before your go out for the night, and try to make sure they are never out of your sight.

I have one more night in Phuket before heading to Pattaya. I am hoping that the relatively calmness of Phuket will help prepare me for the presumed madness of Pattaya. Maybe it will and maybe it won't. I am booked for the Dynasty Inn, and will spend 5 to 7 days in Pattaya before heading back to Bangkok for my remaining days in Thailand. While mongering is all fun, given I am single, I do wonder if I am starting to get too old for this. Will this be my last big fling? I am thinking of spending my last few days with my Thailand "GF". While she is unable to have intercourse for the time being (she has remained a virgin all the years with a hymen it would take a jack hammer to get through), I think I had more fun with her than I am having chasing tail. Sigh.

[QUOTE=AppleCourt;1717717]Enjoying your reports! A few thoughts.

You can stick any card in those slots and keep the AC on. I just use the hotel card.

Be careful in general but especially when the ladyboys are handling you. They have sticky fingers and can also be belligerent for little reason.

Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, so do some sightseeing to the nearby islands around Phuket, beautiful.

I'm nearly your age, and sometimes it's better to save some ammo for better hunting grounds. In other words, don't force it, just let the experience come to you, you'll have a great time even if you're not getting laid every night in Phuket. Now Pattaya. That's a different story!

Happy hunting and keep the good reports coming.[/QUOTE]1. C & N does not use the cards. They have regular keys for the room locks, with an attached dongle (that is about an inch wide, 1/4" thick and 4" long. It has a magnet inside. If I were to come back here, I would get a magnet that would fit inside the 1" by 1/4" slot in the wall console. In my Bangkok hotel they used a regular credit card sized key card. I never thought to try to stick in a regular card while out, as heat and humidity in the room was not much of a problem. Here it is a bad problem. Leave out a wet shirt and it stay wet.

2. Yes. I had one or two touch me a bit, and maybe they were feeling for something, but I don't keep much in my top short pockets. I wear cargo shorts and most of my money is in the bottom pockets, buttoned up.

3. Ain't that the truth! Eat, sleep and monger is about it so, yes, book a trip or two.

4. Yes. I considered that yesterday, and had the pair I met not walked by, I may have done home alone and not felt too bad about that. Since this is a Friday night in Phuket, I feel some pressure to end it all with a good lady, but whatever. Tomorrow I will be in Pattaya, and presume I will be overwhelmed with the possibilities. But yes, I may indeed need a night to recover and recharge the old pump.

Hope I am helping others. There are not a lot of Pattaya reports and I think my mongering has suffered a bit because of that. Maybe not, but I am writing what I am experiencing. More experienced and worldly men may have an easier go.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1717648]
While the French kissing lent an air of a GFE, it was still pretty standard stuff. After she had might have been a good time to go back and check for cheaper FLs as it was now around 2 AM, but I was tired and went to bed. In retrospect, the two girls I had, while quite pretty, came nowhere near the classical Thai girl experience the old timers talked about. Should I try an older lady? Should I go for a FLer, who might be better than a bar girl? Things to think about.[/QUOTE]I think that you will have more chance for a GFE if you take out the girl for long-time.

And to answer another question: all agogo clubs have girls for take-out. Just show some initiative. Making eye contact is good, but if that fails, wave her over (don't point a finger at her, that is considered impolite in Thailand) or ask one of the serving girls or the mamasan to invite her to your table.

[QUOTE=AppleCourt;1717717]Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, (...)[/QUOTE]Huh? What about:

* "Ripley's Believe It or Not"-museum.

* Sanctuary of Truth.

* Ladyboy shows.

* The waterpark in Jomtien (great for ogling non-P4 P girls in skimpy bikinis).

* Floating Market.

* Dolphin show.

* Aquarium.

* Buddha on the Mountain.

* Zipline adventure.

* ...

Phuket – Day 4.

You know you have been in Phuket too long when the tailors at the beach end of Bangla Road stop harassing you.

Yes, not a single one bothered me on this Friday night, as I guess that finally learned I was not going to buy anything from them. Not that I was not harassed and accosted by many other. As I expected, Friday night brought out a larger crowd on Bangla Road. By 10 PM, it was a busy street, with several cops in attendance to ensure things remained peaceful.

But first, I was walking down the beach in the early afternoon. A woman selling sunglasses approached me. She wanted 1300 be for some polarized sunglasses. I was wearing a cheap pair I had bought for 300 be that wasn't quite fitting me right, but I declined. She asked what I would pay. I said 200. She countered with 1200. I said I really didn't want to buy new ones, which was true. I really didn't. She countered again at 1000. No, lady, I really don't need sunglasses. 800. I started to walk then she finally said 300. I tried the glasses on and they actually fit pretty well! Ok, 300. I gave her my old ones to resell since, as I said, I really didn't want another pair. Lesson here is to haggle, haggle, haggle. Don't be shy. She was screwing me at 1300 be.

Ok back to my story. The girl I had promised a drink with at a bar near the east entrance caught me and I responded by going in. This is the second largest bar on the right side when entering from the east side (closest to the see&and hotel). I don't remember the name, but just past the Hard Rock entrance. She sat me down by a cute dancer dressed in orange, who was dancing up on the elevated stage. Once sitting down and having ordered a Coke, as with other places, I was pretty much there after ignored. I think a dancer in blue tried to get my attention, but I wasn't sure what the different colors signified. I think one color meant the girl was a coyote who was not bar finable, and the other was a regular bar girl who was. The girl in blue was hot, but I didn't want to waste time, and it was still too early to bar fine someone anyway. I was to later find out what the colors meant, but this time, I finished my drink, paid my bill and left. (Edit: I did ask later, and the girls in blue were bar finable. Why sit guys with the coyotes then? Regarding pricing, the girls were 2,000 Bhat for ST, but the bar fine was 1,500 Bhat! I said right there that was too much and walked off, never to return.).

As per my mode of operation, I did my back and forth walking of Bangla. I was eying FLers as well as girls in the bars. It was another hot night and with all the added people and hardly any breeze, the air was often thick with tobacco smoke, stinging my eyes and lungs. Sheesh people. But whatever.

The girl I had played games with the night before stopped me and after a few circuits of the Road I went in with her for my Sprite. She asked for a LD and I obliged, and then she got the game out and we started playing. After a few games she excused herself and had another girl (possibly a LB – terrible teeth and a strange voice that didn't sound like a girl) continue playing. She came back a few minutes later and said a guy she knew well was back in town and she had to go to him, and would I mind? Well, sure, it is ok. I mean, I was fine with it, but I didn't want to get stuck with a possible LB. I played did play a few more games and the girl / guy, who whipped my butt. I don't remember the name of the game, but it is a game of strategy and out of probably 8 games with I didn't win a single one. I then excused myself without incident and moved on. I should say that the girl that left me had been one of the nicest girls I had met so I was not upset at her at all. She knew this was my last night and a guy she had known for a long while was back in town so I understand and, unlike some others, she at least asked if I wouldn't mind.

The creature from Laos found me again and tried to latch on. I was polite for a bit, but started walking. She followed me and I sped up, finally leaving her in the dust. Never saw her again, thankfully. Poor creature. But then I had to break through a gauntlet of guys trying to get me to see a sex show. I mean, there are about 8 of them and the line up the width of the road so you can't avoid them. I mean, really, they have people all up and down the road trying to hook you. If one wants to see a sex show, they will find out about it – you don't need to accost people all night! Well, maybe I am overly sensitive about this because I walk the Road 10 or more times a night, so I experience it more often.

I was thinking of hitting Suzy Wong 1 again to see if that super model was available for take out, but didn't. I was sure it would be expensive, and I figured I could do as well in Pattaya. For a while, too, I contemplated simply going back to the hotel alone for a night of recovery in anticipation of Pattaya, but didn't really want to go back alone on my last night in Phuket either. The down side of getting old – we have to watch our volume levels. Well, actually, I could never climax multiple times over multiple nights. Lucky guys who can.

Anyway, I noted several very attractive FLers near the beach end of the road. I had almost stopped earlier to chat, and probably should have, with this really cute girl. This time, I did stop but somehow ended up with a girl I really had not been eying. The way it went is I walked over, then a girl waved me over and said this other girl, Nat, had been eyeing me for a while. She looked ok, but I had actually wanted to approach this other girl who was more of the spinner type. Nat was more full figured, not a spinner at all, but had a pretty face and long black hair and medium breasts. Her rate was 1500 be for 2 hours, so ok. She seemed sincere and rather calm, and still quite attractive, so I agreed, hoping for more of a GFE.

Walking back to the hotel she was rather shy it seemed. In the hotel, she was a little shy about stripping and kept a towel around her except in the shower, which was fine. We washed each other and she asked if I had a condom. They all seem to ask this question. She had brought some in case I didn't have any. We laid down facing each other and I massaged her back a little. She rolled me on my stomach and did a very nice back rub and massage on me. Very nice! Maybe I was about to get my GFE!. But, no. After that, it all got pretty standard: nipple licking, BBBJ and climbing on top. She was fairly tight – she showed no signs of having kids – and needed a bit of lube to get me inside. When the girl is wet and lubed, these super thin condoms feel really great. Anyway, as I said, it was all pretty standard after that. Only some very light kissing, and mostly that on the cheeks and neck. Oh well. It was still a nice experience, but I could have got the standard stuff with a girl more to my physical liking on this, my last night in Phuket.

I will add that before the action started, Nat asked me how long I was going to be in town. I lied and said a couple of more days, hoping that would lead to better service if she thought I might choose her again. In fact, she offered to show me around the island on her motorbike. I said give me her number and I might call her, which she did. In fact, that was to be my last night in Phuket so I will never see her ever again. Had I seen her on my first night, I might have taken her up on the offer. Well, maybe not. Riding on a bike in Thailand scares the bejesus out of me! These Thai drivers are crazy! I would be terrified the whole time.

To conclude Phuket has been fun, and I hope it will not turn out to be waste of time in that it will prepare me for Pattaya, which I imagine is going to be wild. I really don't know what to expect. To others contemplating visiting Pattaya, at this point I am glad I came down, but until I experience Pattaya, I can't really say if 4 days here for training was worthwile.

Final remarks for Phuket Nubes:

- Hottest women I found were in Soi Sea Dragon at Suzy Wong's and the Devils Den (or Dragons Den or whatever it is called next door). A few 10's to be had, for sure. I sort of wish I had gone back there, at least to check out prices. I sure hope Pattaya can match, as I do want to experience a 10 one more time in my life.

- It was hard for me to determine which bars had take-out, and which girls were available for takeout. It is actually simple, just ask before going in, and ask what the bar fine is, too. I knew I should have been doing this, but didn't until the end. Stupid of me.

- There are some good looking FLers at the beach end of the road across for a crepe place IIRC. More show up after midnight. Some of the girls there are as attractive as the girls in the bars. You might save a 1,000 be or more by shopping there.

- I think walking up and down the road all night was fine, but I may have over done it. It is ok to go into a small bar overlooking the street and sip on a drink for a while to see what is going on. If you want a girl to sit with you, you got to buy LDs (average prices seemed to be 200 B). Don't waste too much money on LDs with a girl you would not want to bar fine. Unless she is entertaining in her own way, like the girl I was playing games with. I may remember her more than the girls I had sex with!

I had 5 girls total. In the normal bars, the girl pricing was 2000 be, with bar fines ranging from 800 be to 1500 be. I really saw no difference in the looks of the girls from one extreme to the other. A few of the FLers were just as good if pick carefully. A three-way for 2,000 be is certainly possible. I kind of lucked out with that one, though.

- The see&and is a great choice as a mongering hotel. I would not want to bring a wife or GF here as the place is a bit dark and dingy, the corridors are hot and grungy, the stairway and elevators hot, and the open shower is a bit pathetic, the bed is like a rock with a blanket or two thrown on top, plus my room, at least, had no drawers to put things away. For a mongering dude, I can live with that and were I to return to Phuket to monger, I would stay here.

- There are money exchange booths all over the place.

- Food is everywhere, too.

- I had a foot massage, but no hint about more being available upstairs or elsewhere. The lady rubbing my feet was not one I would want to have sex with anyway.

On to Pattaya! My reports will now shift to the Pattaya Reports page! It should be interesting!

Thank you Hawk, very informative posts! In Patong now so I will see what the action is like based on your good advice.

Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert78;1718376]
Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.[/QUOTE]Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.

And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert78;1718376]Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.[/QUOTE]Suzy Wong, Rock Hard, Diablo (I guess) have rooms. Bar fine ranges from THB500 to 1000 depending on the girl. Was there yesterday, did not like the selection.

Heard, there is a BJ Bar called Foxy Lady next to Exotica, small entrance to the bar, you'll miss if you do not look carefully. I've only heard from a Local but do not know if it is a BJ bar like BKK BJ's.

[QUOTE=HarryDude;1718529]Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.

And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.[/QUOTE]Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?

Thanks buddy.

[QUOTE=Miscer;1720552]Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?

Thanks buddy.[/QUOTE]It certainly is my experience that a majority of the massage parlors in Patong offer sex. I have been to several along RatUThit road, in Soi Kep Sab, along the beach road (Thawewong road), along Sawatdirak, and so on. Many places use the "uniform" of white t-thirt and colorful sarong, other places such as several in Soi Kep Sab go for a less uniformed style.

Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.

[QUOTE=AgarWalk;1721418]Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.[/QUOTE]Mate. Which part of Phuket your friends are at? I'm sure must be Patong area and if in Patong you are looking for leads, you seriously gotta be kidding me. LOL.

RTFF for leads and in Thailand you'll have a buffet of women unlike India!

[QUOTE=AgarWalk;1721418]Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.[/QUOTE]Your friends (who presumably are unable to operate a keyboard themselves) need leads to find a girl in Phuket? Are they truly retarded? And anyone who can't get pussy in Phuket sure as sh*t can't offer leads anywhere else. Tell them to get off their arse and walk down the street.

Speedo

Anyone ever tried alternativephuket? (to see the website put www. Before and. Com at the end). Any good? Cheers.

Check out this page on that site - [URL]http://www.alternativephuket.com/poy.html[/URL].

I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!

[QUOTE=Engjoe;1724981]Anyone ever tried alternativephuket? (to see the website put www. Before and. Com at the end). Any good? Cheers.[/QUOTE]Sounds VFM but I would expect hotter girls than current lot for this much money. May be I will give it a try during Christmas holidays.

[QUOTE=Sid64;1725088]I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall![/QUOTE]Easy to put in your cabin-luggage and take home!

I have tried Katherine and Angel, found both of them much better than patong in terms of service. I have not been to pearl hotel massage parlor and reviews on forum are pretty old. I am wondering does it still have good line up of attractive ladies with good attitude, if yes then will stay at pearl hotel for 2-3 days before moving to Patong (crappy service but girls are still hottest in Thailand).

I would really appreciate any recent experiences with Phuket town MP's.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=ZackJhono;1714625]I feel I've struck gold with my selection of Mo last night. She's 1.70 metres tall and 65 kgs but what gorgeous body. I'm 1.83 m and 100 so she really does it for me. Milk white smooth skin and a recent upgrade to what looks like see to the cups. She says 500 ML. I don't know exactly what that means but I love them boobs. With the help of Kamagra we did it 3 times last night and once again this morning. She's an easy 8 to 9 out of 10. I'm tempted to ask her to stay and just pay the fine to the massage shop of 500 baht. She's happy with 2000 baht a day. The only thing that worries me is that she love's bling and says she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.

Any thoughts from fellow punters would be appreciated. You guys saved me with the whole lady drink scenario with Nat earlier in the week so your thoughts are most welcome.[/QUOTE]Hey ZackJohno,

Great information in your posts. I just joined the site and will visit Patong in a few weeks. Mo sounds great do you have any contact details or the name of the massage place she works at? Lisa also sounds great. Is she on Badoo?

Henry

Returning to Patong in December after being there last December. I just met 2 girls there the last time, both on the same night after I got really drunk. This time I'm more interested in staying sober and meeting girls in massage parlous. I will be staying in Patong, near Molloy Malone's Irish bar at the beachfront area. I'd like to know if they are any massage parlours on that road or between there and the Jungcelon shops apart from Bangla road. Some where more quiet and out of the main flow of tourists?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Sid64;1725088]Check out this page on that site - [URL]http://www.alternativephuket.com/poy.html[/URL].

I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall![/QUOTE]I bet they meant 60 inches (which is 5 feet).

[QUOTE=Koliflaver;1739018]I bet they meant 60 inches (which is 5 feet).[/QUOTE]I bet that it is just a typo and that they actually meant 160 centimeters. Check the other profiles on this website, and you will notice that heights are expressed in centimeters.

[QUOTE=DwayneJohnson;1728717]I have tried Katherine and Angel, found both of them much better than patong in terms of service. I have not been to pearl hotel massage parlor and reviews on forum are pretty old. I am wondering does it still have good line up of attractive ladies with good attitude, if yes then will stay at pearl hotel for 2-3 days before moving to Patong (crappy service but girls are still hottest in Thailand).

I would really appreciate any recent experiences with Phuket town MP's.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I stuck my head in the pearl hotel fishbowl about 6 months ago, very poor quality and didn't bother hanging around. It was in the afternoon so may possibly improve come evening but would have to improve a lot before reaching acceptable. So certainly wouldn't book in to the hotel before checking it out first.

As alternative to the freak show of Patong, check out Rawai / chalong- average "hotness rating" may be lower than Patong but there's gems in the rough and a much better overall attitude. After all, how often is a gorgeous girl actually a good root? & these areas are cheaper.

Speedo

Hi friends,

Was in Phuket for 4 days and day 1 target was for a nice massage along with the extras. Had done the RTFF and finally zeroed in on the area around Christin's. There are a no. Of massage parlous here. I was strolling down here when I glanced on this massage parlor next to Christin's. I was coming from the opposite side of Bangla road. Saw a beautiful lady named kat here. She offered massage for 400 baht and in I came to the first floor. Nice simple place and a good round up of girls but kat was simply the best. Massage started and she came down to here shorts and a bikini top. Nice beautiful body and sexy eyes.

15 minutes into massage and asked for full service and she asked 1500 baht. Negotiated it down to 1200 and off came the clothes and saw her in her full glory. What followed was a session full of love love and love. She is a complete GFE material. Sucked her, licked her and fucked her all to my heart's content in the next 40 minutes.

Then paid her and was about to leave when she requested me to come back again tomorrow. I told her that I would massage her tomorrow and she should pay me then. Winked and hugged and left a happy soul.

Body 9 out of 10

Eyes 10 out of 10

GFE 8 out of 10

Damage 1600 baht including the massage fee to the shop.

WIR. May be not will look for other fishes.

Cheers.

Vikram

Sounds like Kat is a real winner, I'll be there next week and pay her a visit unless you fine someone of superior value.

When in Patong I like to visit Bangla road and especially Tiger Bar. Most of the time the quality of girls is good, nice looking and they don't have a problem when taking a few pics. All in all good place for a nice evening. Below a video I shot of one of the pole dancers. These get paid extra for there skills. She told me in high season she could earn up to 80 k bht on tips and drinks!

[URL]https://youtu.be/D1QLFkNuZ7M[/URL]

Visited a bar at a bylane adjoining Kata Beach road. 8-10 girls were around dancing to the music and welcoming every foreigner in. Set eye on a very pretty girl, later came to know she was the owner's girlfriend and wasn't available. Saddened opted for the 2nd best M.

M was sweet like honey. Drank a few beers till the bar closed and asked her out. She joined us without any price discussion. Once with me she was a GF. Sweet & humble. On bed a Tigress and had a hell lot of stamina. Didn't expect such prowess from such a young & sweet girl. Had an amazing night and morning. When she was about to leave the next day morning, I inquired how much money she wanted to which she said it's upto you. I was baffled by that.

She was so sweet & GFE that I had her company throughout my stay in Phuket. She even asked whether I wanted company of other ladies. I was in 7th heaven with her. Loved it. Love Phuket.

[QUOTE=SamXy;1751221]Visited a bar at a bylane adjoining Kata Beach road. M was sweet like honey. Once with me she was a GF. Sweet & humble. On bed a Tigress and had a hell lot of stamina. Didn't expect such prowess from such a young & sweet girl. Had an amazing night and morning. When she was about to leave the next day morning, I inquired how much money she wanted to which she said it's upto you. I was baffled by that.

She was so sweet & GFE that I had her company throughout my stay in Phuket. She even asked whether I wanted company of other ladies. I was in 7th heaven with her. Loved it. Love Phuket.[/QUOTE]So what did you give her?

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1751346]So what did you give her?[/QUOTE]Does it matter what he gave her? That is his business. And by not saying he avoids being flamed for (I) paying too much, or, (ii) paying too little.

He had a great time and preumably does not give a sh*t about the amount he paid or indeed rsponding to inquisitive questions.

[QUOTE=Scorchin;1751356]Does it matter what he gave her? That is his business. And by not saying he avoids being flamed for (I) paying too much, or, (ii) paying too little.

He had a great time and preumably does not give a sh*t about the amount he paid or indeed responding to inquisitive questions.[/QUOTE]I think it matters because the OP's report is incomplete without this piece of vital information.

1. SamXy takes a girl out of a Kata Beach Bar. So far so good. There are not many reports on Kata Beach Bars. In fact I can't recall any similar reports about bars on Kata Beach in the past year. I have never barhopped for girls on Kata. That is why I find this report interesting. It would be nice if the OP could remember the name of the bar although his description of the location will suffice.
2. There were 8 girls in this particular bar at the time the OP went there and he reports he hooked up with 2nd best looking girl in the bar and had a great time with her over the duration of his trip. Way to Go! It sounds like he had a blast.
3. So how much was she is a fair question IMHO.

Scorchin, you seem to be assuming SamXy not only underpaid his "sweet & humble" girl, but underpaid her by a lot. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I am more interested in finding out what general prices are for Kata Beach Bar girls. There is nothing wrong with that? I know what general prices are in Bangla Go Go's, Pattaya Walking Street Go Go's, Soi Cowboy Go Go's, not to mention Burgos Bars and AC Bars. So let SamXy answer my question anyway he wants. To hell with the too little/too much price police.

[QUOTE=Scorchin;1751356]Does it matter what he gave her? That is his business. And by not saying he avoids being flamed for (I) paying too much, or, (ii) paying too little.

He had a great time and preumably does not give a sh*t about the amount he paid or indeed rsponding to inquisitive questions.[/QUOTE]Hey Scorchin, It matters because we are all here to share information. We love our hobby and want to help the next guy that wants to negotiate a fair price for the lady and himself. Anyone that flames another for whatever they paid is an idiot. We all have different tastes and values. NB is a large contributor to this Forum, and should be treated with respect for all that he has shared. As are you.

With respect.

RL.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;1751379]Hey Scorchin, It matters because we are all here to share information. We love our hobby and want to help the next guy that wants to negotiate a fair price for the lady and himself. Anyone that flames another for whatever they paid is an idiot. We all have different tastes and values. NB is a large contributor to this Forum, and should be treated with respect for all that he has shared. As are you.

With respect.

RL.[/QUOTE]It still does not matter despite your protestations. As you say 'we all have diffferent tastes and values' and hence in no way can you in a post here judge another punters 'tastes' and 'values'.

If you can determine a 'fair price' not knowing the lady, her services, her character. Blah, blah. Any number quoted is meaning less. If he says Baht 40,000 you go 'phew' and if he says Baht 40 you also go 'phew. '.

It all depends, it all depends.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1751375]I think it matters because the OP's report is incomplete without this piece of vital information.

Scorchin, you seem to be assuming SamXy not only underpaid his "sweet & humble" girl, but underpaid her by a lot. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I am more interested in finding out what general prices are for Kata Beach Bar girls. There is nothing wrong with that? I know what general prices are in Bangla Go Go's, Pattaya Walking Street Go Go's, Soi Cowboy Go Go's, not to mention Burgos Bars and AC Bars. So let SamXy answer my question anyway he wants. To hell with the too little/too much price police.[/QUOTE]Go back and read my post. Nowhere did I imply that the girl was 'underpaid. ' There is no general menu for any of the bars and places you mentioned; general prices are just that, general and we all pay more or less depending. I have paid 50 percent more than the hypothetical going rate because, apart from good sex the lady was delightful company, spoke good English, took me to a great Thai restaurant away from Skvit, etc, etc.

Sorry friends!

There has been a lot of discussions after my post. I understand your concerns. I paid her around THB 10-12 k for 3 N & 1 D and even asked her if she needed more to which she said its all right. She was very sweet. Told her I'd meet her again when back. She's even promised to take me to Esaan (Her hometown) next time I'm here.

A friend of mine works there, as per his suggestions I derived the amount and extras for the wonderful company she was. Kindly comment, If I paid less or more.

SamXy, it sounds like you met a great girl and she gave you a GFE. I think I will have to check out the bar scene on Kata next time I visit Phuket whenever that is. Based on your report, the girls in this bar seem less commercial than the girls in joints on Bangla. I don't know about the quality differential. That is a subjective matter.

[QUOTE=SamXy;1751659]I paid her around THB 10-12 k for 3 N & 1 D and even asked her if she needed more to which she said its all right. She was very sweet. Told her I'd meet her again when back. She's even promised to take me to Esaan (Her hometown) next time I'm here.

A friend of mine works there, as per his suggestions I derived the amount and extras for the wonderful company she was. Kindly comment, If I paid less or more.[/QUOTE]I think you paid about right. Roughly around 3000 bt for LT. Although I have never been to this bar or any bars on Kata Beach, what you paid is what I figured the going rate would be. Obviously the Bangla Go Go girls ask for more. Additionally, most Thai bar girls do not say "up to you" anymore. It may be charming, but when a girl says "up to you" and I like her; I always end up giving her more than the going rate. A lot more. Ha Ha.

A girl's asking price contains more than financial information and how it will impact your wallet. One can learn a lot about a girl's attitude and her willingness to show you a good time by comparing her asking price to the average price range in the particular venue and location she is working in. That is why it is helpful to know the general ball park range of prices in any particular Go Go, FL Bar or even out on the street dealing with SW's. The comparison can serve as a fairly accurate forecast of a possible session with her.

For example, the average price range for ST in a Soi Cowboy Go Go is between 2000 bt to 2500 bt not counting the barfine which has nothing to do with the girl. So if a Cowboy Go Go Girl were to quote me a rate more that 3000 bt for her ST, say 3500 bt for ST, I would surmise that something was not quite right with her. Note: it is not the nominal price itself that contains this important piece of information, rather it is the comparison of her price to the average accepted price range in that particular establishment that contains the relevant piece of information. It really does not matter what specifically the problem is. It could be she is only into Japanese customers, or she is tired, or she does not like you, or any of 20 or 30 other reasons. Who cares? All I need to know is her price is outside the average accepted range and that it is statistically valid, not foolproof, for me to assume that a session with this one might not be very good. So I usually go with slow in such cases and give girls like this a pass unless they very quickly lower their price all on their own.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1751868]SamXy, it sounds like you met a great girl and she gave you a GFE. I think I will have to check out the bar scene on Kata next time I visit Phuket whenever that is. Based on your report, the girls in this bar seem less commercial than the girls in joints on Bangla. I don't know about the quality differential. That is a subjective matter.

I think you paid about right. Roughly around 3000 bt for LT. Although I have never been to this bar or any bars on Kata Beach, what you paid is what I figured the going rate would be. Obviously the Bangla Go Go girls ask for more. Additionally, most Thai bar girls do not say "up to you" anymore. It may be charming, but when a girl says "up to you" and I like her; I always end up giving her more than the going rate. A lot more. Ha Ha.[/QUOTE]Ya she was great. I took her to Phi Phi Island and we had a great day out. We did Scuba Diving together. She was amazingly GFE, hence she was with me all this time. We even picked up from Tiger Bar at Patong on different occasions and they were really good & GFE (except 1, with whom it was bad) and never demanded absurd money. My case might may be different because my friend who works in Phuket is a regular there.

But from him I got to know that as it was a off-season time, might be the prices have dropped. But overall we had nice girls with us and most of them were 100% co-operative.

I recently stayed at the Patong Beach Hotel (5 minutes from Bangla Road) for three nights and ended up paying an extra 3000 joiner tab. Policy one registered guest free same girl everynight no problem but somebody new 1500 . So say you book a week have a different companion each night on checkout you will pay a whopping extra 9000 (6 at 1500). Best to check your hotel policy before booking. Incidentally on Bangla Road I found the Tiger complex best for evenings and Illusion Night Club for late night.

I always like to see a bar finishing the night with some esan music. Most of the time the girls love it and get in a good mood which again is good for the customers. I also like to listen to it for a few songs. Shot a few video's on Bangla road at closing time when they started to play esan music. This is the first video.

[URL]https://youtu.be/L_o763IldiI[/URL]

This is the last part. After about 40 secs in the video the girls do some acrobatics. Shows how strong they are.

[URL]https://youtu.be/GSpTcwnh8sM[/URL]

[QUOTE=GerryGa;1752607]I recently stayed at the Patong Beach Hotel (5 minutes from Bangla Road) for three nights and ended up paying an extra 3000 joiner tab. Policy one registered guest free same girl everynight no problem but somebody new 1500 . So say you book a week have a different companion each night on checkout you will pay a whopping extra 9000 (6 at 1500). Best to check your hotel policy before booking. Incidentally on Bangla Road I found the Tiger complex best for evenings and Illusion Night Club for late night.[/QUOTE]If you google bargirls friendly hotels in Phuket or what ever city yo are going to. You will find a few web sites that list places with no joiner fees. Then find a few you like and email them about joiner fees. Print it out at take it with you just in case they try to change you extra.

[QUOTE=AsianVid;1759729]This is the last part. After about 40 secs in the video the girls do some acrobatics. Shows how strong they are.

[URL]https://youtu.be/GSpTcwnh8sM[/URL][/QUOTE]Indeed, better not get into an argument with these girls.

Hi guys,

I will be heading to Patong in a few months and I am looking into having sex or a BJ / HJ with some of the massage girls. Soi Kepsap I've read in the forum is a good place to start, can't really bring any of the girls back to my room as it will be occupied with my significant others so the massage joints are the best I'll be able to swing. Are there a lot of short time hotels to take some ladies for ST around Bangla? How easy is it to get offered extras during a oil massage. Any tips would be much appreciated, I've also RTFF so any other help or tips would be great.

Hi guys,

Just returned from a two week trip to Patong. I found it a little quieter this year more than previous years that I have been.

Arrived on the Sunday night and waited at the airport for my pickup, as I was waiting the heavens opened up and down came the rain, as I was waiting there I turned round to see a very sexy Russian girl also waiting for her taxi, struck up some lite chat and offered her a lift to Patong, but alas she was waiting for her be / f to come in a taxi to collect her. Got to my hotel checked in and unpacked, soon found myself in the hotel bar meeting old friends from previous trips and renewed good friendships over a few beers before hitting the delights of Bangla road.

Bangla has changed this year, more of those assholes with their hey guys come see my ping pong show, not my cup of tea been there done that got the ping pong ball, after hitting in and out of a few bars, we head to Tai Pan, I like this club as it has a good mix of girls and to me has a good vibe. Got in there about 2 am and the place was a little quiet, I was thinking where have all the chicks gone, hope the ain't gone all back home to the provinces, anyway stayed and got talking to one of the dancers in the club had a few beers and offered some LD's to her and off she went for her turn on stage. Had a good rapor with her so decided to take her LT, asked her the bar fine and nearly shat myself at her response, 1000 BT. I said no your OK and I will look elsewhere, but she said if you wait till 5 am you can take me and no BF, so that's what I did.

Back to my hotel about 5. 30 and was feeling the affects of the flight and nearly having no sleep but still managed a few pops before falling asleep. Woke at mid-day to her up and about and she was wanting another round before she left, who am I to say no to a pretty girl, so popped her before she left, damage was 2000 BT, some might say I overpaid but I find this OK price for what I'm looking for.

Out and about walking along past Jungcelyon heading towards Christine massage I was stopped my a very cute massage chick from a place called Nice massage, ran through the menu of massage and told her I would return soon as I was out for a walk. On the was back to the hotel the heavens opened up once again so I thought good time for my massage. She was happy to see I returned so soon and off I went upstairs for an Thai oil, cost 300 BT, can't remember her name but geezer she was hot, told me to undress and would be back in a minute, lay face down on the mat waited the in she came in just a little bikini that was straining to hold her tits in, started on the massage which was very good, she spread my legs a little so she could do the light caressing of the balls, this drives me wild so I was solid in no time. Turned over and by now she had her top off and those tits were just staring at me needing to be sucked, she continued with the massage and as I was getting harder she let out a gasp, no I don't think I'm the best endowed guy in the world but she seemed impressed enough to tell her friend who was in the next room giving a guy a massage. Her friend came in to the room to have a look and said to me to treat her friend easy LOL. Started to get down to the business part of things, wow I have never seen such long nipples on a chick before, these were long enough to hang a soggy saddle bag on, must have been about 2 inch long and thick also, sliding over me covered in oil I thought I would test the wanted so dipped my finger in her hole, geese this chick was wetter than the monsoon rains falling off the roofs outside, dripping in love juice she was, started to bang with her on top then some RCG ACG MISH then finished her dogie which I think she enjoyed best got it nice and deep in her, cleaned up and paid my dues settled for 1500 BT but she was that good I gave her 500 tip, she was very happy and told me to hit her again if I was passing, I did most days, once I get a good thing I just keep going back for more.

Went out that night again and into Tai Pan again after a round of beer bars on Bangla, took the dancer again for the night, had a good time but 2 nights were enough time to move on for some other hotties.

Some nights we went to Hollywood but nothing much was going down there so we went to Illusion where I think all the chicks now go to, got in there about 2 am and the place was buzzing, met some real hotties in there who were too happy to spend the night took full advantage and had some good times there.

All in all the chicks I had were happy to receive what I think is a good offer of 2000 BT, some might think I over pay but what I get in Patong for 2 k I would not even get a sniff of a nipple here back in UK for that price and I am getting to spend quality time with these babes so I was happy to pay the 2 k. I will return next year and do the same again and leave a happy man.

Del

IT is quite easy to get FS at the oilies. Just ask if the girl does boom boom when you negotiate the fees. It was same for me and I used the oilies and also Christine's when I was in Patong last year.

Enjoy and report here.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1760285]Hi guys,

I will be heading to Patong in a few months and I am looking into having sex or a BJ / HJ with some of the massage girls. Soi Kepsap I've read in the forum is a good place to start, can't really bring any of the girls back to my room as it will be occupied with my significant others so the massage joints are the best I'll be able to swing. Are there a lot of short time hotels to take some ladies for ST around Bangla? How easy is it to get offered extras during a oil massage. Any tips would be much appreciated, I've also RTFF so any other help or tips would be great.[/QUOTE]

Nice report, Delbhoy.

Nice to hear things are still about what they were this Spring when I spent 4 days there, but sad that there have been so few reports in the intervening time since I wrote mine. I know Phuket can't compare with Pattaya and, I suppose BKK (I haven't mongered in BKK so I don't really know), but I enjoyed the relaxing atmosphere and found it a great place for newbie LOS mongerers to cut their teeth.

One thing I did not explore much while I was there was the MP scene. I did visit one place and got a rub and tug, but not sure if more than that was available as the massage areas were tiny, curtained off areas offering very little privacy. Also, most of the women I saw offering massages were not ones that I would want to do any more with. Maybe I will spend more time looking if I go back and if I do find a pretty masseuse, as you say, I can ask if she does boom boom. But I tend to think prettier free lancers can be found for the same price or less.

But thanks for the report dude!

Hi,

I know there is one small bar / room in Patong where you can get a blowjob. I remember reading the place was quite small and tricky to find. But I can't seem to find information here regarding the actual address. Ans is it still around 700 baht? Thanks, Krum.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1761597]Nice report, Delbhoy.

Nice to hear things are still about what they were this Spring when I spent 4 days there, but sad that there have been so few reports in the intervening time since I wrote mine. I know Phuket can't compare with Pattaya and, I suppose BKK (I haven't mongered in BKK so I don't really know), but I enjoyed the relaxing atmosphere and found it a great place for newbie LOS mongerers to cut their teeth.

One thing I did not explore much while I was there was the MP scene. I did visit one place and got a rub and tug, but not sure if more than that was available as the massage areas were tiny, curtained off areas offering very little privacy. Also, most of the women I saw offering massages were not ones that I would want to do any more with. Maybe I will spend more time looking if I go back and if I do find a pretty masseuse, as you say, I can ask if she does boom boom. But I tend to think prettier free lancers can be found for the same price or less.

But thanks for the report dude![/QUOTE]Hey FL Hawk,

I know what you mean when there are no reports from Patong on the board, I just wish more people would share their joyful times mongering in a nice place.

I have not been to Bangkok or Pattaya for mongering, I like the vibe and ease of Patong and maybe just think the others would just be far to busy for my liking.

Just remembered a little thing on my jollies that has never happened to me before, I was in Tiger disco one night with some friends and met a stunner with a good rack on her and a delightful ass, not many Thai chicks have a good ass so I was well pleased to snare her.

Got chatting to her and decided I wanted to spend some time with her so my friends left and said if it didn't work out with her I would find them in Illusion. We were having a good time doing a little dirty dancing when she decided to take leave and go to the toilet, there was this Chinese guy floating about and sitting alone not even drinking but watching the girl I was with, so off she went to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] and he followed her to the loo and waited on her to come out, she had a chat with him and told him to do 1 and leave her alone.

After we left the club about 5. 30 am we headed for my hotel, as it was raining outside my girl had a umbrella and off we headed, got to the hotel and as I turned round to shake the rain off it here is this Chinese guy, he had followed us to my hotel like a little lost puppy, turns out I found out the next day he asked the night manager of my hotel if I had her short time he was to phone him and he would come for her, very creepy situation indeed but I had to laugh at his persistence.

As for your experience in the MP's I think most of the girls offer FS as a given, I was in one along beach road heading toward Graceland Resort and started off just a oil massage but when things going she upped the anti to a very sexual massage with FS on offer, I was enclosed in a little curtained off area of the place where you could see what was going on behind the curtain when the sun shone through, so we moved to the next one through and as I was bone solid laying there like a flagpole in walked a woman who wanted a foot massage and I was asking the Thai girl if she was still up for some action, and she just said yeah but don't scream when I was coming (LOL), so there I was banging away in a see through curtained off room with a chick getting a foot massage just the other side, I think she knew what was going on behind as I finished paid up and walked out with a big smile on my face and with her phone number in my pocket. So if you go back just go for it I would say all the massage chicks are up for some carnal fornication.

Del

I recall some years ago there was a BJ bar above Suzie Wong, not sure if it was called [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s. Does anyone know if it still exists?

Hey Delbhoy,

What would rate the massage girls that you had your experiences with in regards to their looks, ie face and body. I've been reading quite a few reports that a lot of those massage girls at the oilies are aunties or on the not so pretty / overweight side. Any help would be much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1760877]Hi guys,

Just returned from a two week trip to Patong. I found it a little quieter this year more than previous years that I have been.

Arrived on the Sunday night and waited at the airport for my pickup, as I was waiting the heavens opened up and down came the rain, as I was waiting there I turned round to see a very sexy Russian girl also waiting for her taxi, struck up some lite chat and offered her a lift to Patong, but alas she was waiting for her be / f to come in a taxi to collect her. Got to my hotel checked in and unpacked, soon found myself in the hotel bar meeting old friends from previous trips and renewed good friendships over a few beers before hitting the delights of Bangla road.

Bangla has changed this year, more of those assholes with their hey guys come see my ping pong show, not my cup of tea been there done that got the ping pong ball, after hitting in and out of a few bars, we head to Tai Pan, I like this club as it has a good mix of girls and to me has a good vibe. Got in there about 2 am and the place was a little quiet, I was thinking where have all the chicks gone, hope the ain't gone all back home to the provinces, anyway stayed and got talking to one of the dancers in the club had a few beers and offered some LD's to her and off she went for her turn on stage..[/QUOTE]It looks like I was there the same two weeks as you.

Just one feedback point, as to prices, you probably underpaid them for LT back in your room.

However things are so quiet in Patong at the moment that the girls are happy to accept 2 K for an LT session.

Come the season proper from October, and when tourist numbers starting to pick up, you will have difficulty getting any quality lookers for under 3 K LT.

Last few points I'd add.

Every massage girl in the smaller sexy shops is a working girl, either in the shop or to arrange to join you for ST or LT at the end of day.

Don't pay bar fines for the girls, it's a rip off. Get phone numbers and meet them the next day or next night away from work or after work. Saves much cash.

For good freelancers and massage girls after work, hit the discos from 1-2 pm, grab one and go home. Offer 2 K, and promise a tip on the condition you have a really a good time. I can assure you that works a treat.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1764494]Hey Delbhoy,

What would rate the massage girls that you had your experiences with in regards to their looks, ie face and body. I've been reading quite a few reports that a lot of those massage girls at the oilies are aunties or on the not so pretty / overweight side. Any help would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Hey Paul,

Most of the girls rate at at least 6 or 7 on looks some have the same score on the body, but for 1 I went back to time and time again for some afternoon fun I would rate 8 on looks and 9 on body. There are gems out there if you go looking, I found a gem and was very happy with her service was top class.

Del

[QUOTE=AussieTiger;1764636]It looks like I was there the same two weeks as you.

Just one feedback point, as to prices, you probably underpaid them for LT back in your room.

However things are so quiet in Patong at the moment that the girls are happy to accept 2 K for an LT session.

Come the season proper from October, and when tourist numbers starting to pick up, you will have difficulty getting any quality lookers for under 3 K LT...[/QUOTE]Hey Aussie Tiger,

I think in myself I underpaid LT but when you factor in buying them drinks all night.

Then food after leaving the clubs they do not to shabby out of the deal.

I agree with you on the massage girls waiting on them when they stop work and taking them short or long time, the girls I was picking up were from the clubs and not any bar girls so I saved on the BF, and I gave them a generous tip as well as the 2 k. I have never been in high season as I can only take my holidays during our summer here in the UK so I kinda like low season over there, I have heard high season in Patong is way to busy and can't move for the throngs of people on Bangla, which is why I prefer low season.

All in all I had a blast of a time there as I always do, just a shame I missed you we could have had a few beers to swap some good times.

Cheers,

Del

Sorry these reports may be a bit messy because of this tablet and and blue tooth keybord. I am here just for 2 nights then Pattaya and I am having mixed results. First off there is a ton of girls on tinder I am meeting one later. There is also a lot of massage girls on there that will go to your hotel when they finished work. I got quoted 2000 for LT and I am sure I can get that down to 1500.

Overall hate the place, too loud in your face, literally being man handled by touts it's like a zoo here with all the regular tourists filming the mongers. Now I understand some people may like this scene but it's not how I like to monger. By the way I am 36 if that makes any difference. Did my usual walking to get the lay of the land. About 9 pm no talent along the beach what so ever. Go back to Bangla grab a couple of beers and watch the circus.

Back to the beach, 3 girls hanging out drinking mingling with th tourists. They don't completely look like FLers but they stand out. One older one I liked and 1 little stunner. Speaking to the little stunner they are now obviously FLers. Take her back to my hotel about 10.30 excellent GFE, she is issan and a little weird. I think I did her around 4 times. Very enthusiastic like the other issan in CM.

This is where things go downhill a bit and I did something a little stupid because I handled it wrong. She wants to play pool, then to a bar she knows everyone. Asks me to buy drinks for her friends and all of a sudden my bill is 1000, not the end of the world considering the Sex and GFE however we go to white room where she gets a kick back for taking me in and she wants me to buy drinks for random people she is talking to so I say no as this could get expensive. We go to illusion and now it's flowers and whatever else people are selling, she asks me to take her shopping tomorrow as she now thinks I am an ATM. Ok I panic and want out I had a few beers as did she, I felt she was taking the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and taking things too far so I ran, left her in the cub. I know that's bad but I did not know what else to do.

The worst part is I turn around on the street and she is there crying her eyes out. You not like me. I try to explain the reasons and we go back to my hotel and I try to win her around which I did. I then must have banged her at least 7 times. In the morning the shopping and iPhone talk starts so I got her to leave at about 12 midday today and said I will call her later. By the way I gave her 1000 when she found me outside the club and no more.

What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.

I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.

[QUOTE=JohnnyO;1765050].

The worst part is I turn around on the street and she is there crying her eyes out. You not like me. I try to explain the reasons and we go back to my hotel and I try to win her around which I did. I then must have banged her at least 7 times. In the morning the shopping and iPhone talk starts so I got her to leave at about 12 midday today and said I will call her later. By the way I gave her 1000 when she found me outside the club and no more.

What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.

I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.[/QUOTE]You probably handled it as best as you could given that alcohol may have played a part. Got to be firm and ignore the emotional blackmail. The thais and filipinas have all got diplomas in emotional blackmail and do it every chance they got. You have no reason to buy drinks for anyone you don't know. She saw a chance to make herself look big by getting you to buy drinks for people unknown to you. Next time say, happy to be with you but no free drinks for your friends. Lots of girls there, so you really can say take it or leave it. Don't feel bad or guilty at all.

[QUOTE=JohnnyO;1765050]

What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.

I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.[/QUOTE]I agree, you handled it about as well as you could.

I was a little upset about buying lady drinks for girls in some Pattaya bars and them having friends come over also expecting drinks. But if you are with someone you like, being seen as generous may help you get a better time if you decide to bar fine one of them, or it might help you to meet them after the club closes so you can avoid the fine and, because of the drinks and generosity, have a better experience with them. I am convinced that when I let loose in one club, where I even bought the mama san drinks, it helped me to land the woman who I thought was the best looking girl in Pattaya. I mean, if your drink-buying can win over the mama san, she will make sure you get what you want!

But please let us now about the tinder. I may be back in Phuket in November, and I found the day-time pickings there non existant last May. (But I was a newbie and not really sure what I was looking for.).

Arrange to meet my Tinder girl at 7 and she is 30 min late. When she arrives it's worth it. She does not look Thai more south american, 37 maybe 7. 5 out of 10, I like it.

We drink some beers and shoot pool til 1 am, I feel we really hit it off. She is very funny with a don't give a fuck attitude. When I ask do you smoke, her reply, only dick. What do you do in your spare time, sleep and boom boom.

Back to my hotel and she is really tight, really good session and then the magic happens. She starts sucking me to finish like no girl has ever done, it was an incredible feeling. When I cum it is unbelievable, I then keep Cumming something which has never happened before. All the time she keeps sucking deep throat while holding my juice in her mouth.

I asked her straight where did she learn that. She said she asked a lady boy friend how to suck cock so she could be the best cock sucker in Thailand. She then says they went out to buy bananas so she could practice all day long. I think it paid off.

In the morning another session and the magical cock sucking. She leaves at 11 and I give her 600 for her taxi. Also I missed my flight to Bangkok to go to Pattaya but I will just stay here as all the travelling is killing me. I think I may meet her again today she said she wants me to bang her again.

FL talent is almost non existing during the day. Tinder is a good choice but the majority are massage girls. Maybe I got lucky but I think there is some gems to be found on Tinder.

Hello fellow mongers,

A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.

Sounds like you are having an awesome time, Johnny!

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1765789]Hello fellow mongers,

A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.[/QUOTE]Not sure if anyone would admit to that! I suppose it happens, but if you cannot afford to take anything home, then don't skip the condom. These girls have been exposed it all and while the odds are low, how much risk can you afford to take? Maybe just get a rub and tug at a massage place. There is a separate STD forum here if you want to have a discussion.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1765789]Hello fellow mongers,

A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.[/QUOTE]It's not easy to find if you're new to Phuket but I found it later in the evening at one of the many massage joints. A nice titty fuck ain't bad either.

Hey Socker,

Any chance you remember where this massage place was or what the name is?

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[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1765789]Hello fellow mongers,

A question about uncovered oral sex with some of the ladies of Patong / Phuket. Anyone ever got anything from having uncovered oral sex with a working girl? Just wondering as I would like to partake, but cannot afford to bring anything home.[/QUOTE]I did not read the post right so hence my response. So here's my 2 cents on BBBJs and if you can catch something. Yes you can. If you frequent raunchy FLs then you might catch something from her mouth. If she does 2 customers quickly then the first guys germs might still be in her mouth when she takes you in. Or worse, if she has Hep see / HIV and has a cut in her mouth and you have a open wound on your dick, you could have big problems then. That would be pretty unlucky but still possible. I'm sure there are some doctors here that can add to my info. Cheers, now back into the woodwork.

Can't believe that I've been on the island for a whole year now. Some good times were had.

The best advice that I can offer is that like elsewhere, you get what you pay for and do not get too close to working girls. I had one nasty "relationship" with a working girl. I let my guard down just once and paid for it.

Anyway, I've found what may be described as a diamond in the rough now. Low IQ country girl who works in my friend's bar, but screws like a champion. So she is my regular for now.

I've also kind of settled in with a handful of other women that I see regularly, I have trained them well.

If anyone wants to have a beer or coffee with me in the Rawai area, feel free to send me a message.

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1766921]The best advice that I can offer is that like elsewhere, you get what you pay for and do not get too close to working girls. I had one nasty "relationship" with a working girl. I let my guard down just once and paid for it.[/QUOTE]Indeed a very good advice but the chances of failing still remain high unless one curtails one's activities. I too have been in same boat, and God, yes what a painful mistake it was.

Hi fellow mongers,

I am new to Thailand forum I am visiting Thailand in September end will be staying in Patong area. Can anyone suggest some nice.

Joints for st as I will be with family. Some nice st spots.

Any help will be highly appreciated.

Thanks

Which websites are good for independent chicks in Phuket? Any good adult classifieds-websites?

Thanks,

Brian

[QUOTE=Socker;1766599]I did not read the post right so hence my response. So here's my 2 cents on BBBJs and if you can catch something. Yes you can. If you frequent raunchy FLs then you might catch something from her mouth. If she does 2 customers quickly then the first guys germs might still be in her mouth when she takes you in. Or worse, if she has Hep see / HIV and has a cut in her mouth and you have a open wound on your dick, you could have big problems then. That would be pretty unlucky but still possible. I'm sure there are some doctors here that can add to my info. Cheers, now back into the woodwork.[/QUOTE]Here's a better way to think about it. In Thailand many guys get BBBJ. Now lets say a guy has herpes on his dick. He gets a girl and she gives him a BBBJ. She blows him most of the time its dark anyway and she would not know. Now she gets herpes inside her mouth. Now her you come asking for a BBBJ a few days latter or whenever and she has an infection on her lips, tongue or cheek. Guess what happens.

How's the weather in Phuket during October?

Thanks

Sorry should have put my questions together but I didn't.

I was there last year and forgot how much a taxi from airport to Patong was. I think 700 b but not sure.

How convenient are the other transportation options to Patong?

As for accommodations I'm looking at airbnb w / in a few blocks of the Bangla Strip.

I assume scootering around the island is doable.

Which beaches are the best for body surfing on the west side of the island?

I've been to Karon and that was fantastic, wow.

[QUOTE=Socker;1771172]Sorry should have put my questions together but I didn't.

I was there last year and forgot how much a taxi from airport to Patong was. I think 700 b but not sure.

How convenient are the other transportation options to Patong?

As for accommodations I'm looking at airbnb w / in a few blocks of the Bangla Strip.

I assume scootering around the island is doable.

Which beaches are the best for body surfing on the west side of the island?

I've been to Karon and that was fantastic, wow.[/QUOTE]Got it!

Taxi 500 b, shuttle 170 b, scooter doable, nice beaches everywhere.

I'll be sure to post a TR w / pics! Haha, yeah sure!

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1766921]Can't believe that I've been on the island for a whole year now. Some good times were had.

If anyone wants to have a beer or coffee with me in the Rawai area, feel free to send me a message.[/QUOTE]Hey Tony,

I usually stay in Kata or Patong, but am planning a longer term stay and have been considering the Rawai area. I have no idea what the Rawai area is like bar-girl-wise though. Do you have any information to share? Good pool bars in Rawai with some nice ladies?

[QUOTE=Looking911;1768285]Hi fellow mongers,

I am new to Thailand forum I am visiting Thailand in September end will be staying in Patong area. Can anyone suggest some nice.

Joints for st as I will be with family. Some nice st spots.

Any help will be highly appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Easiest way is to break away from the family for 1.5 hours and hit Christin's massage. Huge soapie place, was 3000 baht last time. Lots of hot girls. Not terribly far from Hard Rock.

Interesting topic. About 3 years ago, I did massive research on this theme: can you get HIV from receiving a BJ? The short answer is, no. From the extensive research I carried out, there has not been one documented case of someone catching HIV by getting a BJ. However, there has been plenty of cases of someone getting HIB by GIVING a BJ. That being said, you can definitely get other STDs via receiving a BJ. But at least you won't die from it.

[QUOTE=Socker;1766599]I did not read the post right so hence my response. So here's my 2 cents on BBBJs and if you can catch something. Yes you can. If you frequent raunchy FLs then you might catch something from her mouth. If she does 2 customers quickly then the first guys germs might still be in her mouth when she takes you in. Or worse, if she has Hep see / HIV and has a cut in her mouth and you have a open wound on your dick, you could have big problems then. That would be pretty unlucky but still possible. I'm sure there are some doctors here that can add to my info. Cheers, now back into the woodwork.[/QUOTE]

Hi All,

Even though this is the Phuket-Patong thread, I thought I would offer some info on Karon Beach, which is a short 20 minutes away from Patong. I was at a Conference in Phuket for a few days at the beginning of September. We were housed at the Conference venue at the Movenpick Karon Beach.

Firstly Karon is only about 20 minutes tuk-tuk ride from Patong. The beach is nice and clean and the locals here not pushy at all to sell their wares. Food is cheap, nice and fresh. The locals speak broken English but many are Thai speaking only. Many from Myanmar working here as cooks and waiters.

Karon Main street starts from the main round-a-about. The bars here only become "happening" after 9 pm daily and closes between 3 am to 4 am. The girls are average looking as most of the lookers are in Patong. They are also slightly older selection in Karon. However they are very GFE and friendly. Prices for BF are standard Bht300. LT is Bht2 k and ST is Bht1 k (I have negotiated lower prices but just topped up to the same figure as tips). Drinks are cheap, beers at Bht100 apiece. Ladies drinks (LD) are between Bht130-150 apiece and they are not pushy wanting the LDs.

A nice place (highly recommended) with a good live band playing up to 4 am is Sutin bar, Opposite Aussie Bar, on the Main Street. Girls are very friendly and Mamasan is very polite and protective.

Other than this the ladies bars are on a strip at Aussie Bar and opposite via a sidewalk. There is also a nice Irish Bar (can't remember the name). The good thing about visiting this Irish bar is right opposite the place there is a massage place with ladies calling out freely to potential clients. Though I did not partake, I do believe everything is on the menu.

Also try the lobsters and fresh fish / prawns / cockles etc in the many seafood restaurants on the main street, very reasonably priced.

One drawback if you were to want to get to Patong the charge is Bht400 one way on the Tuk-tuk!

All in a great laid back place to hang out for a few days.

Cheers and have a great time all!

Ice.

Spent a few days in Patong last week and here's my input:

Stayed in Patong Garden Bay resort in a deluxe room with a balcony and location was perfect: the hotel gives right on the beach and is walking distance (no more than 5 min.

To Bangla road) and no joiner fees: I even brought two bar girls one night and no questions asked. For security reasons, they nonetheless keep the IDs -which is good for us but.

They don't call you when giving back the ID to the leaving visitor (Spent two days with a nice MP girl found on Soi Kepsab. Soi Kepbsab remains the Soi for massage parlours. Went into Cristine's one early evening and did not much appreciate.

The manager's welcome. He was at a table with another guy and invited me to join them. The fish bowl is right in front of you with at least some 30 girls and the guy was.

Pushy. I would have much appreciated if he asked me if I want to buy a drink (there's a bar 2 metres behind us) but immediately announce 3300 THB for 1 h15 min!

Steep for Patong and I asked a few questions about the services and facilities (bathtub etc.) but he was not at all interested in replying. I stood up and left. The girls seemed.

To be quite average but I'm sure some gems are in the lot. It just is difficult to figure out since you have some 30 girls grinning and waiving at you.

As for the Gogo's, Suzy Wong remains the best: in terms of the show the girls put up and the most attractive dancers are definitely there. But the price is steep! They have.

The most expensive lady drinks, bar fine is at 1000 THB and 3000 THB the girl!! I was thus going there just to heat up before hitting the bars and discos.

I heard of a Gogo with an entry fee (in Soi Easy: "Secret" which apparently wants to considered as high end but was unable to locate it nor did I find Soi Easy.

Exotica Gogo pulls up another kind of show: the girls are removing strings to which needles are attached from their pussy and one of them even delivered a gold fish in a bowl and.

The fish was alive!!

The most pleasant encounters I had remains the freelancers actually. But don't make the mistake I made: do not stay in one place: hop in between Tai Pan, Illuzion and Hollywood.

And why not Tiger. Also, avoid the gogos in the night club. I fell for one of them one night and when she removed her wig and make up. Well, a different story.

If one would like to make friends, the girls in Kangaroo are super friendly and surprisingly, you cannot bar fine them. Maybe they are friendly just to keep you playing those bar.

Games and lady drinks.

All in all, I had a very good time. Nevertheless, I wasn't comfortable the more we went into the night: too many foreigners completely wasted, group of athletic youngsters.

Pulling up fights right in the middle of Bangla road almost everyday.

WIR: Yes: more for the beach and will catch a freelancer for a few days.

[QUOTE=IceRaj;1780029]Hi All,

Even though this is the Phuket-Patong thread, I thought I would offer some info on Karon Beach, which is a short 20 minutes away from Patong. I was at a Conference in Phuket for a few days at the beginning of September. We were housed at the Conference venue at the Movenpick Karon Beach.

Firstly Karon is only about 20 minutes tuk-tuk ride from Patong. The beach is nice and clean and the locals here not pushy at all to sell their wares. Food is cheap, nice and fresh. The locals speak broken English but many are Thai speaking only. Many from Myanmar working here as cooks and waiters.

Karon Main street starts from the main round-a-about. The bars here only become "happening" after 9 pm daily and closes between 3 am to 4 am. The girls are average looking as most of the lookers are in Patong. They are also slightly older selection in Karon. However they are very GFE and friendly. Prices for BF are standard Bht300. LT is Bht2 k and ST is Bht1 k (I have negotiated lower prices but just topped up to the same figure as tips). Drinks are cheap, beers at Bht100 apiece. Ladies drinks (LD) are between Bht130-150 apiece and they are not pushy wanting the LDs.

A nice place (highly recommended) with a good live band playing up to 4 am is Sutin bar, Opposite Aussie Bar, on the Main Street. Girls are very friendly and Mamasan is very polite and protective.

Other than this the ladies bars are on a strip at Aussie Bar and opposite via a sidewalk. There is also a nice Irish Bar (can't remember the name). The good thing about visiting this Irish bar is right opposite the place there is a massage place with ladies calling out freely to potential clients. Though I did not partake, I do believe everything is on the menu.

Also try the lobsters and fresh fish / prawns / cockles etc in the many seafood restaurants on the main street, very reasonably priced.

One drawback if you were to want to get to Patong the charge is Bht400 one way on the Tuk-tuk!

All in a great laid back place to hang out for a few days.

Cheers and have a great time all!

Ice.[/QUOTE]That is good news because I have three days scheduled at Karon in late December after having not been there for several years. It is a really laid back place that I always enjoyed. Yes, not the best lookers in LOS but they do the deed properly.

Some really good intel here on the Phuket Forum. Thanks Ralph and IceRaj.

I was at Karon Beach last Nov and hoping it will be just as nice in a couple of weeks when I visit Phuket Island again.

Karon reminded me of the best Hawaii has to offer.

I did not know there was a bar scene in Karon, thanks for that.

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1781101]That is good news because I have three days scheduled at Karon in late December after having not been there for several years. It is a really laid back place that I always enjoyed. Yes, not the best lookers in LOS but they do the deed properly.[/QUOTE]Why Karon beech, might I ask? I have been there in distant past for a quiet beech with girlfriend, and nice white sand, but I think there are better places to go in Thailand for beautiful nature, e. G. Krabi or Phi Phi or Koh Lipe (sounds like leep-bay) or Adang, and better places to go for something happening like Patong beech, and better places to go for mongering. So what is the big attraction? Do you take a girl? My girlfriend would prefer Patong with more action and shopping or a very secluded paradise like Lipe and Adang.

My Phuket days are pretty much over, although I still prefer it to Samui. Samui is far too boring for me. Samui can be very beautiful on the beech from Feb to March but you really have to be a lover of just being at the beech, otherwise it's pointless and costly to get to.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1783324]Why Karon beech, might I ask? I have been there in distant past for a quiet beech with girlfriend, and nice white sand, but I think there are better places to go in Thailand for beautiful nature, e. G. Krabi or Phi Phi or Koh Lipe (sounds like leep-bay) or Adang, and better places to go for something happening like Patong beech, and better places to go for mongering. So what is the big attraction? Do you take a girl? My girlfriend would prefer Patong with more action and shopping or a very secluded paradise like Lipe and Adang.

My Phuket days are pretty much over, although I still prefer it to Samui. Samui is far too boring for me. Samui can be very beautiful on the beech from Feb to March but you really have to be a lover of just being at the beech, otherwise it's pointless and costly to get to.[/QUOTE]Karon Beach is kind of middle of the road, not the most beautiful place and not the most beautiful girls available. As a result it may be lower priced. In the past I always stayed in a cheap hotel with decent services away from the beach, but decided to stay on the beach this time at a reasonable price. I visited Patong once and didn't like it. It kind of reminded me of Pattaya where I went to last year and will likely never return to. There are some expensive resorts near Karon including a Club Med. I am going mainly to relax and possibly test some of the local color. I will do my heavy mongering in BKK for five days. The ocean seemed clean to me, the beach is nice and long and the surf was always decent. It suits me.

I am coming back to Puket (Patong) next month (yea! For my second trip. It will only be for 3 nights this time, arriving on a Saturday and leaving for Pattaya early the next Tuesday. On my first visit I pretty much stuck to Bangla road, ending up with 2 bar girls and 3 FLers. I want more variety this time, and would like to visit a body slide place (Christin's, I guess) and to again. But this time successfully. Try a disco for FLers.

Last time I did try the X Club on Bangla and I was not impressed. However, I am terrible in discos, and my lack of being impressed was that there were no obvious FLers there who might have had any interest in an older man, and not with the quality of the club. So, co can someone who has had luck at these places, to include Hollywood and Illuzion, explain how the process works at these places so I can increase my odds?

Also, any other recommendations for massage places would be welcomed. I did do a massage last time that I picked out at random and felt was fairly legit, and was a little surprised that extras were possible. I did a HJ, but the woman was not especially attractive and I decline anything more. So please limits recommendations to places with at least a few young, at least semi-attractive ladies under 130 pounds in weight and 30" in waist. My understanding is there are several places on Soi Kepsab that might fit the bill, in addition to Christin's.

Thanks!

At FL Hawk.

I got some experience from Phuket since a couple of visits. Never tried Christines in Patong since most reports I have read is negative.

There is a place in Phuket Town called Katherine's, it is not a soapy but you can have body 2 body if you like.

You chose girl from cards instead of fishbowl. I had two girls on my visit, the last two there was.

Still they were the two best looking girls I had in Thailand. At my visit there was some kind of special price between 4 pm - 6 pm, think I paid 4-4500 something. It was more than a year ago so not sure if they still have this offer. Very nice rooms, do search and have a look on both girls and rooms.

Do not take taxi directly to this place as the driver will try to get commission which in the end you will pay.

There is also a place nearby called Sky Massage, this is a fishbowl. I think it is mostly Thai men there and not widely known to us farangs.

How is the smoke from Indonesia? I am reading reports that it was so bad airlines had to turn back as the visibility was so bad. They say tourists are cancelling trips. I am planning to be there in a month. I presume the burning will be done by then, and assume the ocean breezes will clear it out, but just wondering the true state of things there. Sounds really bad!

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1785251]How is the smoke from Indonesia? I am reading reports that it was so bad airlines had to turn back as the visibility was so bad. They say tourists are cancelling trips. I am planning to be there in a month. I presume the burning will be done by then, and assume the ocean breezes will clear it out, but just wondering the true state of things there. Sounds really bad![/QUOTE][URL]http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/08/smoke-from-indonesian-fires-blankets-thai-holiday-island-of-phuket-in-haze[/URL]

Its 2 days old but I never thought its this bad.

Hey guys,

I'll be staying a little north from Layan beach in Phuket. Anything worthwhile to check out? Is is the best bet to take a 1 h ride to Phuket town or Patong?

Heads up would be great.

First time poster, lurker for a couple of weeks. I have a question for the Phuket expats or regulars, what are the possibilities in terms of finding a secluded beach for some action under the starry nights, its on my bucket list. I'll be in Phuket area for 11 days in April / June next year and I'm hoping if somebody who has "been there done that" to provide some insight. I don't mind finding a hotel on one of islands and or surrounding areas. Any info is much appreciated.

[B][U]Day 1.[/U][/B]

Landed at HKT on the 7th October around 12 noon and was greeted by the haze. Took a taxi from the terminal and headed to my hotel in Patong.

Journey was around 1 hour or so, didn't really keep track of time as I was dozing off.

Decided to stay at the see&and hotel due to its close proximity to Soi Bangla and girl friendly. (About 50 m?

Checked in and unpacked a bit before heading out for some food and errands.

Headed over to Soi Bangla at 10 pm, and went to the agogo clubs to check things out. Among them, Suzy Wong still has the best line up IMO.

In the end, barfined a cute girl with an amazing body. The damage was 1000 BF + 5000 LT, at the start was feeling that I am going to regret this as the price was quite high but in the end it was well worth it as we had chemistry and she stayed with me until noon the next day.

[B][U]Day 2.[/U][/B]

See&and Hotel comes with complimentary buffet breakfast from 7. 30 am to 10.30 am and the selection is fairly limited but good.

Fast forward the time to about 11 pm and it was time to hit Soi Bangla again. Decided to check out the remaining agogo clubs and most of them were quite empty and the quality of girls did not tempt me to stay.

Went into Exotica and one of the girls caught my eye. Well at first glance she could have passed to be a ladyboy as she was tall and had implants, but after checking her out more, talking to her and letting me fondle her private parts it was confirmed that indeed she was a female.

Wanted me to barfine her but I wasn't up for it as I have a canoeing tour the next day. (Try out the Hong by Starlight tour, it's something else).

[B][U]Day 3.[/U][/B]

Came back from the tour around 9.30 pm and decided to get an oil massage to ease the fatigue. Went into one of the little massage parlors along the road by the beach and had a good 1 hour rub. Of course the masseuse was persuading me persistently for a happy ending at 2000 baht (all in including the massage which was 400 baht) which I declined as I was already planning to BF the girl from Exotica.

Went back to Exotica after the massage and she was happy to see me. After a drink inside, paid the BF of 800 baht + 2000 for ST.

(At this point I'm thankful that I booked a hotel so near the action as the walk back is only less than 5 minutes).

Back at the hotel, everything was going well until I was about to pound her only to notice that her pussy smells bad (thank god I'm not a fan of DATY).

Pounded her fast and hard to get myself to shoot my load ASAP and ended up cumming on her stomach / boobs.

[B][U]Day 4.[/U][/B]

Checked out the bar scene and found myself a good service girl from Bar Funk. Paid BF 800 + 1500ST and brought her back to my hotel after a couple of drinks.

I must have been really exhausted as I found myself unable to cum but this girl refuses to give up and kept sucking me hard and fast which helped as I shoot my load on her face in the end.

Well now I'm in my 5th Day but I highly doubt I will find for any action tonight. Maybe I will check out the discos for some freelance action.

Summary of my trip:

1. Phuket is a good combination of island / tour activities and the nightlife scene.

2. Prices here are getting higher and I don't think I will be returning soon. (Will most likely plan a trip to Pattaya in January).

3. Not many places to look for some action in the day other than the soapy (Christin's) and massage parlors.

[QUOTE=DesiInfidel;1785623]First time poster, lurker for a couple of weeks. I have a question for the Phuket expats or regulars, what are the possibilities in terms of finding a secluded beach for some action under the starry nights, its on my bucket list. I'll be in Phuket area for 11 days in April / June next year and I'm hoping if somebody who has "been there done that" to provide some insight. I don't mind finding a hotel on one of islands and or surrounding areas. Any info is much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Under the starry night? Nope, never tried that. Not sure I want to. I would probably be too concerned about mosquitoes and thugs to be able to enjoy myself.

However the following has happened to me:

I met a nice girl in a regular massage parlor in Kata Beach. We had decent chemistry, so she came with me for a few days. One day while were playing in the water at Kata Noi beach, she started kissing and fondling me in the water. After I got excited, she pulled her bikini bottom to the side and mounted me. She wrapped her legs around me and rode me. In the water. With people everywhere. I mean, maybe 5 or 10 meters away from lots of people. This was in mid-afternoon in high season. We had fun for a while, and I don't think anybody noticed.

The weird thing is that the exact same thing has happened not once but twice. Both times at Kata Noi beach. The other time it was with a massage parlor girl from Kamala Beach who came with me.

So I've crossed that off my bucket list. Twice.

DesiInfidel,

The beach north of Nai Yang is nearly empty, some small resorts with long distances inbetween and the beach is all the way up to Sarasin bridge so there must be lots of places to fulfill your dream. Very nice beach in daylight also.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1784290] I want more variety this time, and would like to visit a body slide place (Christin's, I guess) and to again. But this time successfully.


Also, any other recommendations for massage places would be welcomed. I did do a massage last time that I picked out at random and felt was fairly legit, and was a little surprised that extras were possible. I did a HJ, but the woman was not especially attractive and I decline anything more. So please limits recommendations to places with at least a few young, at least semi-attractive ladies under 130 pounds in weight and 30" in waist. My understanding is there are several places on Soi Kepsab that might fit the bill, in addition to Christin's.

Thanks![/QUOTE]What was unsuccessful your first time trying a body slide?

I used Christin's twice in September 2015 and both times service was decent. At least 40 girls to choose from, plenty which I would say are attractive enough. Price was 3300 baht.

[QUOTE=Soldierb11;1789168]What was unsuccessful your first time trying a body slide?
[/QUOTE]I didn't try! I didn't even think about it in Phuket -- all my concentration was on Bangla Rd. I aim to remedy that this next time! With experience comes knowledge.

Hi Guys,

Does anyone have an update on the haze or smog situation in Phuket especially Patong / Karon area? There was a haze / smog reported caused by the fires in Indonesia at the beginning of October and just wondering if it has cleared up? Planning a trip soon so was curious.

Thanks a million mates!

Ice.

Hi guys,

Just want to remind you to avoid "The one" massage in Phuket town. This one is near Katherine's and Angel massage, paid a visit to it couple of days ago, 2200 BHT for FS, the girl names "Elva" provided a so-so service, and she refused me first time when I required to change to doggy style. So really doubt their management, maybe all girls have some sort of attitude problem.

Also checked out angel and Katherine, Katherine has about 5-8 girls and Angel about 20, hadn't got a chance to try them out. Hope it helps you.

Alex.

[QUOTE=IceRaj;1792025]Hi Guys,

Does anyone have an update on the haze or smog situation in Phuket especially Patong / Karon area? There was a haze / smog reported caused by the fires in Indonesia at the beginning of October and just wondering if it has cleared up? Planning a trip soon so was curious.

Thanks a million mates!

Ice.[/QUOTE]Patong beach. I have been on the beach the last 3 mornings. On Sunday the haze was definitely visible across the ocean but it hasn't been as noticeable the last 2 days. I spoke with a guy who has been here for a month or 2 who said it is because of the burning in Indonesia. It has been overcast & raining off & on for 2 or 3 days so I believe that affects just how visible the haze can be. I don't smell anything nor has it affected my breathing.

I read Suzy Wongs was the best & I had decided last night would be for exploration only. To preface my experience, I am 69, retired, not bad looking or rich & visiting for 2-3 weeks. I visited Devil's Playground first but wanted to share about SWs girls first. (Devil's Playground to folow).

SWs isn't a large bar at all with a center stage & 4-5 girls dancing while rotating 1 girl each song. Music was loud but doable, stools around the bar & tall tables & chairs toward the outside. There were also couches on the outside. I'm rather picky, even at my age, but I want to say the majority were very good to hot. Many had fake boobs, some looking good & others not as much. Most guys on stools had the girls in front of them & enjoying roaming. Guys on the couches were getting lap dances & roaming. I did see a couple of hot girls leave with guys & to me there wasn't quite enough girls to go around. The girls I wanted were taken or quickly taken by others. Of course, most of the guys were young & partying hard. I'm more laid back & really didn't get any looks from the hot ones. A girl who was just a lttle heavy did sit down next to me. Very nice, just cotton. I left shortly thereafter. YMMV.

I didn't ask about prices but read the bar fine for regular girls is 800 but the "models" go for 2600. That does not include their fee. Can't go cheap here but many are very hot.

Hey guys,

Heading to Phuket first week of December for a bachelor party. We want to stay in a villa for a couple days and party with high quality Thai girls, maybe a few Russians girls too. Does anyone have a contact of someone who can organize them for us? ID prefer to skip the Soi Bangla scene if possible. Any advice appreciated.

[QUOTE=IceRaj;1792025]Hi Guys,

Does anyone have an update on the haze or smog situation in Phuket especially Patong / Karon area? There was a haze / smog reported caused by the fires in Indonesia at the beginning of October and just wondering if it has cleared up? Planning a trip soon so was curious.

Thanks a million mates!

Ice.[/QUOTE]I just saw the news report showing how bad the haze is & I can tell it isn't like that here in Patong. What showed on TV was terrible. It is clear here so you have no worries.

I decided to check ouy Suzy Wongs earlier last night so I got there around 8:30. There were only 6-7 guys there with maybe 10 dancers. Much better odds. I sat down & immediately got the attention of a very cute young girl who came to sit with me. Her name is Soon (sp?) who said she is originally from Bangkok & has been here for 10 months. She has a small waist with fake "see" cups that were a perfect size for her. She spoke descent English so I had a pretty good conversation with her. Another spinner joined us, Alisha, who was a little slimmer than Soon but "see" cups not quite as nice. Don't get me wrong, she is hot, friendly, speaks very good English & a top performer. For me Soon was the best all around. I bought 3 shots for each while playing with both. I ended up bar fining Soon, 1 k to the house & 3 k to Soon for ST. She told me later she can't do LT. Soon wasn't too pushy for drinks but Alisha was for me to buy for a 3rd uninvited girl sitting with us & she asked for a tip when I was leaving with Soon. It was a little uncomfortable but it is their job to make money. So on to the room where we took a shower, got in bed & got busy. I'm a pretty standard kinda guy so no hanging from fixtures or marathons but I can tell you she was pounding me at the end. I had a good time & would repeat with Soon. It was the most I have spent in Thailand for sex but definitely worth it. It is still comparatively cheap especially with a young hot girl.

[QUOTE=ThePhnx;1792608] Of course, most of the guys were young & partying hard. I'm more laid back & really didn't get any looks from the hot ones. A girl who was just a lttle heavy did sit down next to me. Very nice, just cotton. I left shortly thereafter. YMMV.
[/QUOTE]I, too, noticed a bit of age discrimination at SW's when I was last there. I am 60 but most think I am 55, and slender, decent enough looking I guess and quite respectful of people, but while the girls would flock to young guys that entered after I did, I was left alone. As soon as I finished my coke I left, went next door and had no problem. In fact, the only time I noticed any sort of problem that might have had to do with age was at SWs in Phuket.

To keep this slightly in perspective, my age discrimination is much worse, as I won't BF anyone that looks older than 25 to 30! But, of course, I have the money, and if they are grossed out by me then I don't want them to have my money. And I can understand that if they have a choice, they might prefer someone who is not 3 times their own age, so I don't sweat it. I do agree that SWs had the hottest girls in Phuket, but the place next door (sorry, forgot the name) was nearly as good, and the hottie I chose had no problems with DFKing this old dude.

Tiger bar is always fun to watch the ladies handle the pole. This one was really good at it.

[URL]https://youtu.be/00kBkhvPoUA[/URL]

Day one, actually first couple of hours walking around getting basically accosted at every turn by massage girls (I love it). I decide on one just accross Jungceylon, hot little number, tattoos on her stomach, real looker. She gave a great massage and always nice to stick a few fingers in her pussy and ass with she is jerking you off. Might go back to have sex with her, but I want to try a new flavor every day or so. Can't do the short time / barfine deal as I am with family on this trip, so nasty sex in these parlors will have to do.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1794519]I, too, noticed a bit of age discrimination at SW's when I was last there. I am 60 but most think I am 55, and slender, decent enough............

To keep this slightly in perspective, my age discrimination is much worse, as I won't BF anyone that looks older than 25 to 30! But, of course, I have the money, and if they are grossed out by me then I don't want them to have my money. And I can understand that if they have a choice, they might prefer someone who is not 3 times their own age, so I don't sweat it.[/QUOTE]I'm with you FL hawk. My discrimination is worse so I try to not be offended. Sometimes my ego gets in my way.

Found this place this afternoon which is on a small street that is an extension of Bangla Rd going East next to the mall. I walked up & picked a looking cute girl for a foot massage. I was snubbed by one at JMC? Massage yesterday who tried to shuffle me off to a large girl. I just walked off, so I'm checking the temp now. I like a foot msg anyway. So, I'm getting the massage which I like & ask if she does an oil massage? She shakes her head yes. I said then I would be back later tonight. She smiles, points to herself & says BamBam. (Now I thought it was called boomboom everywhere, but what do I know.) I smile & say yes. She goes back to the msg, smiling. I'm smiling too in anticipation. I later ask her name & guess what it is. BamBam. Damn. Time will tell.

I've been reading a few pages of posts, and as usual, it's infuriating. People are paying 1000 bht for HJ, 2000 for a BJ, up to 6000 bht for FS. WTF? I never pay more than 200 bht for a HJ, 500 bht for BJ, and 1000 for FS. Often I pay less. Then you get the guys who say "I paid her a 500 bht tip cause she was great" . On TOP of the exorbitant fee they've just paid! It really is a joke. Why even bother coming to a country like Thailand for sex? It'd be cheaper paying for it back home. Worst of all, you ruin it for genuine mongers like myself who enjoy Asia for its cheap sex. But it's not cheap any longer, because of everyone's absurd over-paying. Sadly, we are not all millionaires. Please stop throwing your money around like idiots and help to keep the market at fair value for the rest of us.

[QUOTE=AsianVid;1794573]Tiger bar is always fun to watch the ladies handle the pole. This one was really good at it.

[URL]https://youtu.be/00kBkhvPoUA[/URL][/QUOTE]I have been there twice & missed her. I will go tonight to check it out because she is good. I was turned off before by the hustler hassling me to buy a dancer a drink. I bought one, $7.50, when after 3-4 minutes she got up & danced 4 songs straight so I left. I will have to grow up & be assertive instead of avoiding being aggressive.

This is my followup on previous report.

Crashed & burned. She didn't touch me & the only time I touched her was when I put my hand on her leg & she immediately moved away. Descent massage & she was sweet the entire time. I know it's available there bcuz earlier today, an older woman charged an older man 1500 when I was getting my foot massage. BamBam is very young so maybe she doesn't yet BUT I am old so maybe she won't. Some young guy should give her a shot. If she will, it would be worth it. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Scrambler;1792826]Hey guys,

Heading to Phuket first week of December for a bachelor party. We want to stay in a villa for a couple days and party with high quality Thai girls, maybe a few Russians girls too. Does anyone have a contact of someone who can organize them for us? ID prefer to skip the Soi Bangla scene if possible. Any advice appreciated.[/QUOTE]Li'll late I guess but try the below links:

[URL]http://sex-holidays.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.alternativephuket.com/[/URL]

A friend from Australia tried alternative phuket and was fine with the service and girls provided. Slightly on the expensive side though. Russians in phuket are not too many hence are very expensive unlike BKK where I can spend quality time with a.

Russian chick for 3-5 K THB. Girls in Moulin Rouge are pretty good and humble, where as L'more girls are very rude, smelly but look great and are expensive. Would suggest Hollywood disco VIP section girls, there are quite a few stunners (thai), I was there about a week.

Ago and was pleasantly surprised.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe, Party hard!

Static.

[QUOTE=KrumLov;1797067]I've been reading a few pages of posts, and as usual, it's infuriating. People are paying 1000 bht for HJ, 2000 for a BJ, up to 6000 bht for FS. WTF? I never pay more than 200 bht for a HJ, 500 bht for BJ, and 1000 for FS. Often I pay less. Then you get the guys who say "I paid her a 500 bht tip cause she was great" . On TOP of the exorbitant fee they've just paid! It really is a joke. Why even bother coming to a country like Thailand for sex? It'd be cheaper paying for it back home. Worst of all, you ruin it for genuine mongers like myself who enjoy Asia for its cheap sex. But it's not cheap any longer, because of everyone's absurd over-paying. Sadly, we are not all millionaires. Please stop throwing your money around like idiots and help to keep the market at fair value for the rest of us.[/QUOTE]If you never pay more than the prices you listed, and often pay less, how is anyone ruining it for you by paying more? You just stated that you're still getting what you want, at the prices you want to pay.

Over time, if you insist on the same pricing, you'll have less options, you'll have to settle for older, fatter, less attractive women, but that's universal when you insist on paying the same price for 10 years.

Prices go up. Worldwide, inflation averages 3 to 4% per year. It's not a smooth change, prices take jumps between price points. So instead of a $1 item going up by $0. 01 every 3 months, it will stay the same price for a few years, then jump to $1. 19.

With necessary commodities, there's little resistance to the change, everyone has to eat. For luxuries, price changes depend on demand. High demand can result in prices tripling in just a few months.

When dealing with illegal or quasi-legal products and services, there's a much greater resistance to change. If I still had the urge, I could pick up cocaine for the same price or less than I paid back in the 80's.

Sexual services don't have the long supply chain, so prices eventually have to go up. When they do go up, especially in the cheapest market areas, the increases are large. A 500 baht service will go to 700,800 or even 1000. So instead of a $15 BJ, it will be $30, where it will stay until, due to inflation, it's once again a $15 BJ.

The reason the price goes up isn't because some new guys are throwing money around, that only affects the top of the market. Ultimately, everyone has to eat.

Looking back in the forum, in 2002ST was 1000 baht. I'm willing to bet you're paying more for everything else now than you were paying in 2002. Why shouldn't the price of pussy increase as well?

I wholeheartedly agree, if you cannot pay the current rates, then you should not go to Thailand. I am currently in Patong and I have no problem dropping 1000-1500 for nude massage with HJ release. If you really think about it, you are complaining about roughly 10-15.00 more for a nude rubdown from a nice Thai girl, then you were paying before. I only like premium girls, nice, young and hot, I see no problem in paying a premium for what they are worth. I'm sure people can find it for cheaper from some older aunties or fatties, but that's not my scene. And I've had five oilies in the last five days and every time I have been offered extras, so its all good in Patong.

Any reviews?

They responded to me saying that they have 2 white / European ladies but the price quoted was high. They seem to have a good following on Facebook and I intend to try them (a Thai girl) in-call in Patong.

BTW if you are interested in getting or trading numbers of white / Russian ladies PM Me. I am trying to form a special interest group for the same. With all the Russian ladies on the island we should be able to get service for reasonable prices IMO.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1798239] have no problem dropping 1000-1500 for nude massage with HJ release.[/QUOTE]So how about dropping $19.95 to support the forum: [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/ISG_Payments.php?[/URL].

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1798239]I am currently in Patong and I have no problem dropping 1000-1500 for nude massage with HJ release. And I've had five oilies in the last five days and every time I have been offered extras, so its all good in Patong.[/QUOTE]So let me get this straight, Paul. You are in Thailand and you are satisfied with a nude massage and a hand job? WTF ! Or did I read you wrong and you are getting laid as well? By the way, I like "premium girls" too and I will match my girls against yours any day, but frankly I wouldn't waste my time in a hj happy ending only type of place. This is Thailand not Seattle.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1799298]So let me get this straight, Paul. You are in Thailand and you are satisfied with a nude massage and a hand job? WTF ! Or did I read you wrong and you are getting laid as well? By the way, I like "premium girls" too and I will match my girls against yours any day, but frankly I wouldn't waste my time in a hj happy ending only type of place. This is Thailand not Seattle.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more Natty! And why leave USA if this type of service.

Goal is appealing. Let's share some substance like where these 5 oilies are that are offering extras and premium girls info etc. For us newbies that are coming there soon.

The problem for me is the whole condom thing, I can never finish with one on, its just too normal at home to not use a condom, and that is just not an option here unfortunately, if it was I would be doing that no doubt, but it's way too risky here. What is not normal at home is having a 20 something Thai girl, usually under 25, getting nude, blowing you, jerking you off, while you play and eat every part of her body. I don't know about you but on a daily basis back home I could never, ever get that kind of service from a Asian girl under 25 for under 40.00. As for any massage parlor places, basically anywhere on the main strip where Jungceylon is on all the way down both sides of the street and beach road. They are everywhere, but it takes some looking to find a real gem and if you are walking alone, you will get accosted at every turn.

As for the condom thing, I just fucked 3 girls all under 25 in the last 2 days, so that's not a problem anymore!

Hi fellow enjoyers of the Thai girls.

After 4 years of tasting the Pattaya girl we (me and my bro) decided to try the Patong nightlife for a change.

I know it is some more expensive then Pattaya and that there a not as much bars and chicks. But we only need to find 1 per night which can not be such a hard job.

We booked a perfect room just a 1. 5 km away from the party site.

Normally is Pattaya we picked up the freelancers in the disco's we like to the same in Patong. We are used to pay 2000 bht for this actually we never discuss price and just give them 2000 after they stay with us in 4/5 star rooms they are happy they slept in a comfortable bed hehehehe they never complained.

We want to know what the prices for Freelancers are in Patong.

Nice suggestions are also welcome like nice spots to go to in the evening but also during the day.

Nice beachclubs suggestions more then welcome. If they are outside Patong no prob we take a cab.

We will go 8 days in early January 2016.

Thanks guys.

2 dutch enjoys just turned 40 but still party like 38's.

I'm going to Phuket again mid-December and would really appreciate some advise on bars with nice music and possibility to pick up some semi-pros. The whole hustle of Bangla is a bit too loud and crazy for me, and what worked really well in Samui in April was to just drop by to some bar / pub (Shamrock in that case), get few beers and listen to the band playing, and then later in the night just eye contact and pick up some girls that were hanging out there (they are usually with a group of friends). This way I've got some of the best ones attitude-wise and for a good price too. And no barfine either cause girl doesn't actually work in the bar.

Are there any recommendations for such places in Patong? Some people are mentioning the bars on the soi opposite hard rock cafe in the southern part of Patong, what about other places?

Any advise would be really appreciated!

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1799932]As for the condom thing, I just fucked 3 girls all under 25 in the last 2 days, so that's not a problem anymore![/QUOTE]VICTORY!

Also, try Sagami 0. 02 and 0. 01 polyurethane condoms. They are vastly superior to latex condoms. You will really feel the difference.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1800042]VICTORY!

Also, try Sagami 0. 02 and 0. 01 polyurethane condoms. They are vastly superior to latex condoms. You will really feel the difference.[/QUOTE]Hey Natty, where do you get these in Patong? I heard / read good reviews on this but couldn't really find one. I've checked most of the 7/11's, family mart in and around Patong did not see any.

Any pointers would be great.

[QUOTE=StaticCouch;1800053]Hey Natty, where do you get these in Patong? I heard / read good reviews on this but couldn't really find one. I've checked most of the 7/11's, family mart in and around Patong did not see any.[/QUOTE]The Sagami 0. 02 size large (black) and original regular (red) are available all over Bangkok (Sukhumvit) for 69 baht a piece. Expensive. I know, but worth it. Try the pharmacy on the east side of Soi 11 before you come to the Ambassador or the large Chinese run pharmacy on Sukumvit past the gas station situated on the Soi 4 corner. That's the 2nd pharmacy as you walk west on Sukhumvit from Soi 4. I don't know where you can buy Sagami 0. 01's in BKK. I just bought 25 (5 packs) from Amazon. It cost me a small fortune.

I am also not sure where to find them in Patong. Your best bet is to look for them in Boots or Watsons pharmacies. Just ask a clerk at one of these stores.

After 6 months, I am back in Phuket This is just a short, preliminary report of day 1. Arrived late in the afternoon at Summer Breeze. Got to Bangla at about 7:30 PM and it was getting busy, but still pretty tame. The dancing girl didn't come out to 9 AM, and the crowd was pretty large. Larger than it was last May.

I am on a time limit this evening as I had to get back to my hotel to log online as Comic Con International tickets are going on sale at 9 AM PST, which is midnight here. I need to log on to secure my place in the waiting line, then hang around to see if I get selected to purchase tickets.

I did walk up and down Bangla Road a bunch of times to see what was happening and to see if I remembered anyone. I didn't. Skipping some details, I went into Suzy Wong's 1 as I wanted to start my mongering off with a super beauty. My last visit there had me wondering if I was suffering age discrimination as no girl would come over to me. This time, a three girls sitting together waved me over as I entered. They were Roy, Wee and June (phonetic spelling). All so very cute. Another girl came over and somehow I ended up buying them all drinks. I leaned in Pattaya last time that just relaxing and not worrying about the prices of those drinks wasn't worth it. Well, what works in Pattaya may not work in Phuket. All 4 quickly left to go dance and only one came back after that. 880 Bhat pretty much down the drain there. I asked the one girl who came back (sorry, not sure which girl it was) if she was barfinable and she indicated yes, for 7,000 bhat. Ummmmmm. I just said "wow". She had wanted another LD before I asked how much, and with that, I was not inclined to buy another. She left after a minute deciding I was not going to pay her rate nor buy her another drink. I left a couple minutes after that. I presume the 7,000 included her fee and the bar fine, but I don't know for sure. I was prepared for 6,000 Bhat, and 7,000 really isn't that much more, but a man has to have his limits. I am back now to try to get those tickets, and I may not be done until after 1 AM here. Unless I fall asleep, I will go back out after afterwards and check for free lancers. Or try a different bar.

I will try to post more details of the day and events leading me back to Phuket tomorrow, as well as anything that may happen later tonight.

Good to be back in Phuket, but I especially can't wait to get back to Pattaya next Monday.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1800531]After 6 months, I am back in Phuket This is just a short, preliminary report of day 1. Arrived late in the afternoon at Summer Breeze. Got to Bangla at about 7:30 PM and it was getting busy, but still pretty tame. The dancing girl didn't come out to 9 AM, and the crowd was pretty large. Larger than it was last May.

I am on a time limit this evening as I had to get back to my hotel to log online as Comic Con International tickets are going on sale at 9 AM PST, which is midnight here. I need to log on to secure my place in the waiting line, then hang around to see if I get selected to purchase tickets.

I did walk up and down Bangla Road a bunch of times to see what was happening and to see if I remembered anyone. I didn't. Skipping some details, I went into Suzy Wong's 1 as I wanted to start my mongering off with a super beauty. My last visit there had me wondering if I was suffering age discrimination as no girl would come over to me. This time, a three girls sitting together waved me over as I entered. They were Roy, Wee and June (phonetic spelling)..[/QUOTE]Hey FL Hawk,

Glad you made your way back to Patong. How do you like the Summer Breeze? I think its cracking little hotel, have a blast and enjoy the delights of Bangla, tell the girls at the hotel I was asking for them. Can you give some up to date prices for FL's and bar chicks.

Cheers,

Del

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1800062]The Sagami 0. 02 size large (black) and original regular (red) are available all over Bangkok (Sukhumvit) for 69 baht a piece. Expensive. I know, but worth it. Try the pharmacy on the east side of Soi 11 before you come to the Ambassador or the large Chinese run pharmacy on Sukumvit past the gas station situated on the Soi 4 corner. That's the 2nd pharmacy as you walk west on Sukhumvit from Soi 4. I don't know where you can buy Sagami 0. 01's in BKK. I just bought 25 (5 packs) from Amazon. It cost me a small fortune.

I am also not sure where to find them in Patong. Your best bet is to look for them in Boots or Watsons pharmacies. Just ask a clerk at one of these stores.[/QUOTE]Thanks Natty. Unfortunately BKK is not on agenda this time. I'll check on Amazon. I've checked in Watsons last month and the people had no clue. I'll probably check few Pharmacies around.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1800531] if she was barfinable and she indicated yes, for 7,000 bhat. Ummmmmm. I just said "wow". She had wanted another LD before I asked how much, and with that, I was not inclined to buy another. She left after a minute deciding I was not going to pay her rate nor buy her another drink. I left a couple minutes after that. I presume the 7,000 included her fee and the bar fine, but I don't know for sure. I was prepared for 6,000 Bhat, and 7,000 really isn't that much more, but a man has to have his limits. I am back now to try to get those tickets, and I may not be done until after 1 AM here. Unless I fall asleep, I will go back out after afterwards and check for free lancers. Or try a different bar.

[/QUOTE]7 K THB is high! I guess due to high season. Last month when I was there, was speaking to an usher outside Suzy's and he mentioned that prices goes by:

November 1st week Onwards. Till 23rd December: High Season.

December 24th. Jan 2nd: Peak Season.

Jan 3rd. Feb end: High Season.

Mar. April end: Medium Charges.

May onwards: Low Season.

Reading your post looks like December (new years) will be extremely expensive! I'll be there during that time again. Will have to come prepared.

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1800629]Hey FL Hawk,

Glad you made your way back to Patong. How do you like the Summer Breeze? I think its cracking little hotel, have a blast and enjoy the delights of Bangla, tell the girls at the hotel I was asking for them. Can you give some up to date prices for FL's and bar chicks.

Cheers,

Del[/QUOTE]At this moment, a single price point for Suzy Wong's 1 is 7,000 Bhat! I didn't even ask for ST or LT. So I have to assume it was ST. But I have complained about age discrimination there before, and maybe a younger dude would get a lower price. I think I was being used for LD's, which is ok, but do wonder if she found me too old for her tastes and jacked the price up accordingly.

Christian's is still 3,300 Bhat.

A late night, common FL girl, after the rain started and people scattered in the wee hours Saturday night (Sunday morning to be technical) was 1,000 Bhat.

A detailed report is in the making.

The Summer Breeze is not bad. Lugging my luggage up a single flight of stairs wasn't too bad, but a higher level would have been murder on me. I am no spring chicken. The girl at the front desk is very nice. The cleaning ladies are a riot. I really like the bed. Not like the rocks at see and and hotel. The place is a little hole in the wall and easy to miss, but if you are looking you will see the sign. Not a higher-end hotel by any means, but it is very nice and ideal for mongering along Bangla Road. LED flat screen, DVD player, largish refrigerator, nice furnishings, safe, air conditioning, a separate fan, tiled floor, etc. I would definitely pick this place over the see and and and would have no hesitation to return. Oh, and when your girl leaves at the end, they call you up before returning her ID. The see and and didn't always do that. But the see and and has a free breakfast.

Phuket Report, Day 1.

I managed to get back to Thailand again – my second trip there, with my first just 6 months ago. I submitted a detailed accounting of my trials and tribulations last May, and I will try to continue with that format again. Again, experienced mongers might cringe at my still-amateurish actions, but I am writing mainly for the fellow novices who have need of real life guidance. Lean from my mistakes.

Anyway, this trip was precipitated by my relationship with a real, authentic old-fashioned Thai girl that I met on OKCupid 2-1/2 years ago. It was after 2 years of messages and some phone calls that I decided to go to Thailand to meet her. She turned out to be a real sweetheart and her statement that she was a virgin, at 39 (now 40), was proved to be correct. This girl does indeed have a hymen made of Kevlar and, no, even on this latest trip, I have been unable to break through. Not sure if she has an unusually thick hymen or if there may be some sort of physical abnormality, but even gentle touching of that area causes he pain. I hoped she would have had it corrected by my second visit but, alas, she has not. Regardless of her desire to be deflowered, she realizes she needs to be opened up as she is at the age where she needs to start receiving annual pap smears and cervical exams. I hate to think a speculum will be the first thing inside her following some sort of surgery, but them's the breaks.

Anyway, I have spent the first 5-6 days with her in Bangkok messing around, and I will return to see her after 9 or 10 days of me messing around in Phuket and Pattaya, and we will spend the last 4 days or so together. So, here is the beginning of my report.

The flight to Phuket from BKK was uneventful on Thai Airways. They used a large Airbus A330-300 which was pretty much packed, but for some reason they don't park the plane at the terminal. You have to board a bus which transports you to the aircraft located on the tarmac. As a result, the plane did depart until 30 minutes past the schedule time. Air time was 1:10 and still on-schedule. It took a while for all the luggage to arrive. I then proceeded to secure transportation. Last time, see and and hotel sent a driver for me. This time I was on my own. I could have chosen for a taxi for 800 Bhat (the new price), but I am a cheap skate and chose a minibus for 180 Bhat. Don't make my mistake! It actually didn't take long to get a bus, but they stopped during the trip at a travel agency for the purported purpose of finding out where each passenger was going – what beach and what hotel. So we had to get out of the bus and go inside and show we had reservations and tell them where we were headed. They didn't with me, but with others they tried to sell them tour packages! Argh. That was upsetting. We wasted a good 20 minutes there. And then the traffic this late this Saturday afternoon was terrible. It took nearly 2 hours to get to my hotel, and there were still people aboard when I was dropped off. Not happy. But I saved $19!

I just commented on the Summer Breeze hotel where I am staying, so I won't say much more, other than I can highly recommend it for a single, male, Bangla Road mongerer. It was just before sunset and I quickly headed to the beach to take some sunset photos. Well, bummer, being so late in the year the sun sat behind some hills in the distance. In May, the sun set over the bay. Bummer, but I got some nice shots of the parasailers. I knew Bangla Road doesn't get going until after 8 or 9, even on a Saturday, so I tried to get some rest. I went over at around 8:30 and the crowd was large but the dancers didn't start coming out until 9. It was pretty crowded after that. I walked back and forth Bangla a number of times, repeating what I did in May. I was a little disappointed with the some of the dancers this time, but it did seem the quality and quantity improved as the night went on.

I already mentioned by experience at Suzy Wong's in a previous post. Total waste of time for me. I shall never bother to go there again. Hot girls, but way too expensive (at least for me), and I left feeling like I was used to get lady drinks. 3 of the 4 girls I bought a drink for never returned, and the one that did wanted more knowing she was going to rip me off on bar fine and her fee.

After I left, I continued walking and looking for FL girls or pretty dancers. But dern those LBs. Argh. All of the best looking "girls" were LBs. I would see a hot, obvious FL girl, go over, and then find she was a he. I may have passed by on a couple of real girls, not knowing for sure. Bummer.

The actual real-girl FLers seemed, again, to mostly hang out near the west end of BR. But I think a few were at the east end. Most of the LB FLers were in the middle. I think some real girls might have been hanging near the LBs, but I steered clear, for if you are hanging near the LBs, then the odds are that you are a LB too. A real girl shouldn't be hanging anywhere near the LBs! There was one cute FL that I walked by a couple of times but she avoided eye contact with me. I figured she found me too old, though some might say she was being shy or coy. Maybe. Some real girls did approach me and there was a triplet of girls in which one offered herself. I didn't care for her but I liked her friend, but they moved on before I decided to act. A loner eyes me and came over and offered herself for 1,500 Bhat. She was older, decent slim body, but the face was average for an older lady. I said maybe later.

But around 2 am it started to rain and the street cleared. That girl I just mentioned, Roy, found me and offered 1,000. Well, I had wanted a hottie to welcome me back to Phuket, but it was late, I was super tired and my feet were sore, so for $28, why not? So I took her back to my hotel. She did have a nice body with no obvious signs of childbirth. Her skin was smooth with few blemishes and I was surprised to find she had a nice set of natural see's hiding in there. She was nice, but a total bummer in the sack. Hardly any skill, no BJ at all, and she refused to use my Sagami. 01's, saying they were weak. She insisted on using her own, saying they would be better. I said she was throwing away a very expensive condom, but she didn't care. Just terrible service, but she was still nice about it. I was very tired by this point and could barely get it up, especially with her performance. But I got it inside her, mainly just to score another point, and then I went limp. She was genuinely sad at that and then said I could use my condom, but I really just wanted her to leave and for me to go to sleep. She did give me warnings about other girls, how some would steal from you and to never bring back two girls as they were more likely to steal, and to ask the hotel guard to check for LBs, so she wasn't a total disaster.

I had thought of visiting a disco, but they seemed to be piling people inside – young people – so what chance would a 60 why / o whose ears start ringing and can barely understand perfect English in a 120 dB environment accomplish? Maybe Sunday I will try, and at least get some experience to prepare for Pattaya.

Anyway, not a great start to my Phuket trip. I let my experience at Suzy Wong's get me down, and I walked around far too long without going into a bar and just relaxing. Things I should have known. I need to follow my own advice from last May better. I hope to do better tomorrow. I only have 3 nights here!

But to summarize. Susie Wong's wanted a whopping 7,000 bhat for, I presume, short time. A FL wanted 1,500 bhat, but relented to 1,000 after it started to rain. Crowd was heavy and I only noted one fight, which ended quickly without anyone getting beat up.

Phuket Report – Day 2.

This is my first of two full days in Phuket. It is Monday morning as I start writing this and hard to believe that I will be leaving tomorrow, but no need to be sad since my destination will be Pattaya!

Anyway, I Sept. Until about 9 AM then pulled myself out of bed. I needed to get some laundry done so after dressing and I headed out to find a laundry place. They are not hard to find. I dropped a plastic bag full of laundry off with the promise if would be ready the next morning. I then returned to my hotel to find two maids cleaning up my room. I had left a 40 Bhat tip and they thanked me for that. Both spoke some English and we exchanged pleasantries. They were pretty cool and very happy.

I grabbed my camera to go to the beach for some photos. The beach was fairly crowded. Lots of people were getting parasail rides and there were plenty of beach umbrellas up. Lots of Europeans, including a couple of pretty topless sunbathers, and plenty of Chinese. I walked the full length of the beach to the south, and much of way all to the north. The weather was quite warm and very humid.

The walking was taking a toll on my feet and ankles so I decided it was time to get a massage. But where should I go. There are MPs every 50 feet here is seems here, but Christin's was on my list as I have never had a body slide massage. I walked down to the place, which is easy to find with the huge pink sign out front. You walk inside then you have to go up a flight of stairs, then you turn to the left and there is the "fish bowl". I guess there were around 20 girls inside at the time (around 2:30 PM). Most were doable, but a little on the largish size, but no one really being fat. For me, there was no pushy host. He just told me the price and that it was all inclusive, and what girl did I want? It was a little overwhelming, and I felt self-conscious as the girls can see out. I was then left alone to make my choice. I narrowed in down to two fairly quickly. One seemed the slimmest of them all, with a pretty face, but there was one who looked to be a little older and with a few extra pounds who smiled and waved at me, so I chose her. I do believe that a better massage can be had from a 7 than from an 8, and having largish breasts for a soapy experience would prove more fun overall than a flat chested girl. I might be wrong, and girls are different, and I also know that a smile and a wave is not always indicative of her enthusiasm, whatever. The selection was made and I have no regrets.

The girl was #25, named Khung. She was pretty with firm and natural see's, nice legs, decent body but with a couple of extra pounds (I. E. She was not a spinner, but hardly chubby), with a pretty face, nice smile and nice legs. Her stomach had some minor stretch marks, but it was not excessive and her stomach was toned, so it was not a turn off. Her English was good and she was pleasant. Anyway, I paid the fee (3,300 Bhat all inclusive) and she took up upstairs in the elevator to her assigned room. The room was fairly large, with a comfortable bed, with a sunken area containing a shower, an open area for an air mattress, and a 2-person tub.

I was sweating and my clothes were wet from the high humidity and I quickly wanted to get out of them and get clean. She undressed and drew a lukewarm bath, which I wanted, with lots of soapy bubbles. She helped me get in and washed me all over. When clean, she got out to lay the air mattress down on the floor and soap it up, then she helped me get out of the tub and to lay face down on the mattress. With lots of liquidy suds, she wet me down and then began her body slide. It was quite sensual, with her rubbing her soft body all over mine. After a few minutes she had me flip over and that was really nice, seeing her naked body slip and slide over mine. After getting my full attention, it was time to rinse off and head to the bed. I got out my Sagami. 01's which she was happy to use, but unfortunately she used them for the BJ. It was a nice BJ, even if covered, as she took it slow and deep. She then climbed on top and entered me in cowboy, her pounding away for many minutes. We then switched to doggy then I finished in missionary. She kept me inside her until I started going limp, then cleaned me up, gave me another shower, then it time to dress and leave. Overall, it was not a GFE by any means, but she was pleasant and I never seemed rushed. Khung is recommended.

I then returned to my hotel. I was exhausted and wanted to nap, but instead I finished writing yesterday's report. Oh, somewhere in there I ate lunch at Subway. Subway, the one US eatery that is pretty much the same here as at home in the USA. Speaking of food, last night I tried KFC on Bangla Road. Yuck! I can understand that KFC, like most other US eateries (other than Subway), change their menu to suit local tastes, but the only things my chicken strips had in common with back home is the name and the logo featuring the Colonel! This chicken, which is crispy back home, was flavorless and mealy and simply disgusting. The meal included 6 strips (what a bargain I thought, as back home we only get 3! But I couldn't finish half of them. I would think that these places, when located where they serve mostly international customers, would be a bit more like back home. And no biscuits?! Haha.

Later in the evening it started pouring. I slept through it, but the rain stopped around 8 PM I guess, and I pulled myself out of bed at 9:30 and headed over the BR. For a Sunday night, it was hopping, though it did start to clear out by midnight.

In walking around, the girl / LB / thing or whatever who dogged me 6 months ago saw me and came over. She remembered me somehow and was happy to see me and told me about her trip to Portland. How the heck did this girl get a visa to enter the US? I finally ditched her, though she came back later and grabbed my hand. I twisted away and she didn't bug me anymore. Poor creature. Ugly, terrible voice. She was nice enough, just weird. I saw her hitting on a lot of older men, but this is the wrong profession for her.

Anyway, back to the story. I walked BR a couple of times and decided to go into the Lion's Bar when a dancer I was eying spotted me in the street and smiled, waving me to come in. I did and sat down at a table where I could see her dance. A cute little spinner with the kind of long hair I would love to touch, and if she was barfinable, I would BF her. Well, sheesh, after I came in she barely looked at me. Maybe I still just don't understand. I had thought that the BFable girls wore numbers, but I really didn't see ANY dancer at any bar on BR with numbers. Does that mean none of them are BRable anymore? After I sat down, a dancer did come over to me but I waved her off, wanting the cutie, but I don't know if these dancers just want a LD or if they are BFable. Anyway, after the cutie ended her dancing, she walked right passed me. I had not seen anyone approach her during her dancing, so I miffed and decided to leave. Why would she have waved me in if she wasn't at least going to try to get a LD out of me? There was nothing in it for her if she ignored me. Sigh.

So I went up and down BR again to check for FLers before venturing into an agogo. There were some decent girls out, but I wanted quality, so I decided to try Diablo. I had success here last May (though I may have misidentified the club in my report – it is the one right next to Suzy Wong's 1). I went inside and there was a nice selection of girls. Not like SWs by any means, but some real cuties. One named Aleen came over and sat next to me. She was quite pretty, with a nice smile and tight little body. Not quite a spinner, but close enough. We talked a little (difficult as it was so loud and her English was spotty) and hit it off. Her cute smile won me over. Before I went into the club, however, I inquired about the bar fine, and it was 800 Bhat. There was no differentiation between ST or LT. So, after a while sitting with the girl and buying her a LD, the mama san came over and asked if I wanted to take Aleen out and I said sure. Aleen was happy and the mama san was all smiles and thumbs up, implying I made a good choice. I paid the fine but never got a good response on how much Aleen would be. Oh, well, time to live dangerously. Aleen wnt off to change clothes, and when she came back out, she looked really hot. She was in short-shorts, semi-high high heels and with a NY Yankies baseball cap. Really, really cute. Almost drooling hot.

Let me interject here that every Thai hotel I have stayed at has these devices by the door where you insert your room key. It can be an electronic, credit-card sized key with a slot, or it can be a magnetic dongle or whatever attached to a key. In either case, you insert the card or the dongle into a slot, and that allows power to be applied to the room. If you leave the room, you pull out your card / dongle and after a minute power gets cut, and that means your AC goes off. So, if it is hot outside and you leave your room for any period of time, it will get hot and humid and when you return, it will take a while for the room to cool down, and then it may be hours before the moisture is removed. I understand this is a power saver, but it is a bummer. I like to leave and return many times during the day, so this is a headache to me. So, for this trip I came prepared. I noticed last time that the dongles contained a magnet, so this time I brought a good, thin magnet with me, attached with tape to a popsicle stick. When I leave the room (after the maids have cleaned), I insert the magnet and when I return, my room is cool and dehumidified!

Sorry, but when Aleen and I returned, we returned to a nice, cool room. We strip down, took a shower and moved to the bed. She then mentioned her price, 2,000 Bhat, which I thought was fair enough for an hour or so. She started off fast, but I slowed her down. She said I liked to touch a lot, and I agreed that I liked to take it slow. I have had enough orgasms in my life and have found it is the slow stuff, the touching, that was what really mattered. She was ok with it. She was not a GFE by any means, but accommodating. After touching she started playing with the boys then started a fairly nice BBBJ. She then had no issue with my Sagami. 01's, and she entered my from the cowboy position. She had to work herself onto me, as she was quite tight.

As she rode me like a true expert, I looked at her. She had a number of tattoos, which I don't like, but I can deal with them. Small breasts (she wants to get them enlarged), very soft skin and shaven. She is probably around 30. In the club I thought she was closer to 25, but in the less-flattering hotel light I could see the very beginning signs of aging. Still, she was a very pretty girl and she was really getting into the action. Eventually she tires and we switch to doggie. Now, having just released maybe 11 hours ago, I am not totally sure if I can do it again, especially with a condom. But this cutie is so tight and wet enough on her own than I can feel her insides, so with the tightness and warmth, I can feel the beginnings of pop 2 rumbling within. I switch to missionary and, yes, I soon erupting deep within her.

She is less comfortable with me staying inside her that Khung was, so I pull out and she immediately pulls the condom off of me. She said she likes to see how much a guy comes, and sure enough, she held it up and squeegeed all the liquid down to see.

I showed again and we cleaned up. I paid her fee; she asked for a tip for taxi money so I gave her an additional 100 Bhat. We talked a little longer then she went on her way, saying she was going to go home as she was tired.

So, to summarize day two, I did Khung at Christin's for 3,300 Bhatt (plus 200 Bhat tip) for a nice body slide and FS. Then later Aleen from Diablo's for 800 Bhat far fine and 2,000 Bhat for her (plus 100 Bhat tip).

For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.

And I may visit a regular MP in the afternoon as well. With two shots on Day 2, I will be in a depleted state on Day 3 (how do some you guys manage to cum multiple times per day, day after day? But I can at least get it up in my old age with proper physical stimulation. Viagra sure helps, but my experience is that is makes it harder to ejaculate. But I will journey down to Soi Kepsab and see what is offered.

And, also, I may visit a disco. Still have not done that here this trip. I have observed them and there are far more guys than girls that go in, so I kind of assume it would be a waste of time.

And I should probably resolve the issue about why the dancers at the BR open bars do not wear numbers anymore. I suppose one of you guys could explain this. My problem is that I am fimdind it more difficult to understand words in a loud environment, especially when the speakers is not speaking good English. The time or two I have tried to ask about the meaning of the different outfits the girls wear (in the past, girls wearing one color were coyotes or premium girls), I simply do not understand what they are saying, nor do I know if they even understand my question. You think they would post signs. Sigh.

For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.

FL Hawk.

You are talking about age discrimination. May I ask your age?

Thanks,

Sander

[QUOTE=StaticCouch;1797272]Li'll late I guess but try the below links:

[URL]http://sex-holidays.com/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.alternativephuket.com/[/URL]

A friend from Australia tried alternative phuket and was fine with the service and girls provided. Slightly on the expensive side though. Russians in phuket are not too many hence are very expensive unlike BKK where I can spend quality time with a.

Russian chick for 3-5 K THB. Girls in Moulin Rouge are pretty good and humble, where as L'more girls are very rude, smelly but look great and are expensive. Would suggest Hollywood disco VIP section girls, there are quite a few stunners (thai), I was there about a week.

Ago and was pleasantly surprised.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe, Party hard!

Static[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advice! Will check out the urls and the places you mentioned and hopefully report soon on the great time I've had Cheers buddy!

Ugh, I met the most amazing massage girl last week on Rat you Thit and I have been spending everyday with her since. I'm not really a fan of the beer bar / gogo bar scene, too loud and noisy for my liking. She's young, fit, and beautiful, nice see cups, I boom boom everyday on the last four days with her, she's a fantastic lover and very playful, and now I have to leave in 2 days, this makes me sad.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1801749]Ugh, I met the most amazing massage girl last week on Rat you Thit and I have been spending everyday with her since. I'm not really a fan of the beer bar / gogo bar scene, too loud and noisy for my liking. She's young, fit, and beautiful, nice see cups, I boom boom everyday on the last four days with her, she's a fantastic lover and very playful, and now I have to leave in 2 days, this makes me sad.[/QUOTE]Hi PaulAlbert,

Let me know where we can find this beauty. I'm in 7 weeks in Patong.

Perhaps I can sponsor her a few days.

Thanks,

Sander

[QUOTE=LeukeMan44;1801336]For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.

FL Hawk.

You are talking about age discrimination. May I ask your age?

Thanks,

Sander[/QUOTE]Most would say I am 55.

I never did go back to SW. I doubt there is any overt discrimination or intention to discriminate, as has been previously discussed however. It probably just depends on the girls, and they are hot and they may hold out for those not nearly old enough to be their grandfather.

I would love to my friend, I am here for another 2 months back and forth between here and Ko Samui, I can't afford to let her go, she really is the best fuck and hottest massage girl here, I asked her for longtime and she only does shorttime in the parlour or at you hotel. She works at Chantara Spa on Rat you Thit. You'll know here when you see her, curly black hair with blonde streaks, a real stunner. 2000 baht for short time in parlour, and 500 baht to massage shop for take home. I've had her 5 times now, she is the best.

[QUOTE=LeukeMan44;1802178]Hi PaulAlbert,

Let me know where we can find this beauty. I'm in 7 weeks in Patong.

Perhaps I can sponsor her a few days.

Thanks,

Sander[/QUOTE]

Phuket Report – Day 3.

This will be my last mongering day in Phuket before heading to the world's mega mongering capital of the world, Pattaya! Today, I woke up around 9 am and again dragged myself out of bed for breakfast and to pick up my laundry. I then came back to my hotel to write most of yesterday's trip report, and at about 1 PM I set off to explore the other MPs of Phuket beside Christin's. I headed south to Soi Kepsab. I was going to make a reconnaissance pass of the area before choosing a place, but each place I passed had a lady come out and accost me. The first place had a fairly attractive girl come over, but something bugged me about her and I had to ask if she was a real girl or not. She admitted to being a he. I was not going to stop there regardless, but I said he / she looked great and to have a nice day. The next place didn't really have anyone I would have been interested in. At the third place, the last one on the left before the why with another road, an older, chubby lady comes out to stop me. I sure don't want her, but she offers other ladies. There is actually a young, pretty and cute girl out front, and I am offered her. I consider her and would definitively come back if I could find no one better, but I say I want to walk around some more. I get the standard "why do you want to do that? You can have her / me now!" I am a tempted by the cute girl, but I start to move on and the lady grabs hold of me. I hate that. But she says to look inside, and she says something about "big mama" and I see a very attractive woman standing inside, with a very nice rack and wonderful figure, smiling at me. Ummmmmm. She walks out to me, smiling, and I am smitten. She had a unique look about her. She did not look like a typical Thai girl. I later found out she is part Malay, and she looks rather stunning. Those double DDs were poking out and calling my name, so I relented. Even if there are no extras, and even if she remains covered, paying 300 Bhat to stare at them, her face and her body for an hour will be worth it. She takes me upstairs (a good sign) to the last bed chamber. By bed chamber, I mean there were a bunch of beds separated by a curtain. I doubt there was much more than 12" between the beds, but at least the curtains were opaque. She turns on the AC system and has me strip and lay down. She comes back soon and asks something about if I want to start now or later. I assumed she meant do I want a massage now or do I want boom boom now, but I am not sure. But I said "massage" so she had me lay on my stomach and she starts a very nice oil massage. After maybe 15 minutes she has me turn over and she smiles and asks what I want. I say "boom boom?" She says It will be 300 to the house for the massage (which I was already obligated for) and 3,000 for her. I thought 3,000 was high, even with those nice breasts that I had not seen in full glory yet, so I countered with 2,000. She readily agreed. She undressed, revealing a wonderful body. Not a spinner, but tight and toned, dark all over, awesome curves and that lovely face. This was one awesome woman. Not a girl, a real woman with a classical woman's body. Totally awesome. Nothing is perfect, with her tattoos being distracting on such a lovely body and, of course, her breasts are bolt-ONS, but very nicely done. Unfortunately this was not going to be a GFE. She got right to work pretty quickly. I said I wanted to use my own condom, and she was amused that I carried them around. I said I was single (to which she expressed amazement) and that being in Thailand a single dude has to be prepared. She put it on before I was really ready, starting a CBJ. After the initial disappointment, she got me at full attention, as she pretty much took in the whole thing in. Very nice but, well a CBJ is a CBJ. After a few minutes she mounted me and went to work. She moaned much of time and performed very well. Since I had two pops yesterday, I really didn't think I would be able to pop again until at least this evening, but we switched to missionary and I could almost feel the beginnings of a third eruption. I might have been able to finish with some intense concentration, but I just wanted to enjoy looking at her wonderful body and see myself going in and out of her. We switched to doggie and I almost thought she was going to orgasm, but I suppose that while it might have been good for her (women have noted these thin condoms are better for them too), I was getting tired and I stopped. She was willing to go on, but I said I partied too hard the day before and wish I had stopped by to see her yesterday. She offered a HJ but I said no, that I was ok and happy. And I was. We finished with an old fashioned shower, where we went to the bathroom and she splashed cool water over me with a cooking pan taken from a big barrel of stored water. It was a shock, but refreshing. Guys, I normally go for spinners, but this woman was an awesome experience mentally. Again, not a GFE, but she is pleasant and a feast for the eyes. No hint of stretch marks I could see; her Malay looks are unique for MP girls; and she is one provider I would love to see again due to her looks. Unfortunately, that won't happen as I will leave tomorrow. Well, she comes to work and 11, and if I don't leave until 1 PM, I might be able to work it out. Haha Oh, the name of the place is something like Roongthip 1. Again, it is the last MP coming from Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi on Soi Kapsap, just prior to the why where it joins with Soi Kaptrap.

After Bnow, I returned to my hotel to recover and planned how to spend the rest of my final full day in Phuket before leaving tomorrow. I had a checklist of things from yesterday to accomplish, so now visiting a regular MP crosses one of the items off the list.

The rest of my day is not worth talking about. The expected rain did not come and I was back on BR around 9:30 PM. Again, it was very crowded and, to my ears, the bars were playing the music even louder on this Monday night. Now, prior to my reporting anything, let me admit that I am not the most perceptive person in the world. I can walk by places a dozen times and not notice anything about it. Well, I realized on this day that what I thought was one big club was actually composed of a number of smaller clubs. I guess that explains the different colored outfits the dancers are wearing! Duh! And why so many girls are out in the street trying to pull you in and set you down at a particular bar. Lips Bar is right next to Lions Bar. They share the same band. Bar Funk 3 is a small area next to Crazy Horse and a couple of other small bars. Crazy.

There was a really hot spinner dancing at Bar Funk 3. I let one of the girls out front drag me in, after I confirmed that the dancers were BFable. I think the girl who drug me in, who was a bit chunky, thought that maybe I was asking about BFing her, so she sat down with me. She said the BF was 1000 Bhat and the girl was 2000 LT. She sat me down across from the spinner I was interested in then started massaging my neck. Well, I needed to get rid of her and when she asked for a LD, I just gave her 100 be to go away. Cheaper than the 200 to 220 be for a LD, and she probably go more money, so she was happy. Never made eye contact with the spinner and soon her dance time was up and she disappeared. There was another cute one, and she smiled at me some, but she was in serious eye contact with some young dude and when she was finished dacning she bee-lined straight to him.

I then went back to the Lions Bar, or maybe it was Lips Bar? Same building, same band. There was a super cute spinner sitting alone and I sat next to her. We talked some. She looked sad and bored, but it was because the band there was playing music the dancers could not dance to. One dancer was just standing and another just kind of moved her hips. The band was technically fine, just not want you want the play in a gogo bar! I asked about BFing her but she politely declined. She pointed out another girl, but I was not all that interested.

I went back to a bar behind Xanzibar, Stars Light. There was a really cute spinner dancing and I let one of the street girls out front drag me inside. She wanted me to buy her a drink but I declined, being 220 bhat here. But she had sat me down next to where the spinner was dancing. We smiled and, leaving out a few details, she was forthright about asking me if I wanted boom boom. Yes! Well, er, wait. Something didn't quite feel right. Could this cutie, in the bra-top hiding what might be a pair of smallish bolt-ONS, and in a super short, super tight set of shorts possibly be a he? I asked, and understand the music was loud and my hearing comprehension is not so good in loud environments, especially with those who have spotty English, but she seemed to indicate that she, in fact, was a LB! Wow. Now at this time, the girl who hauled me in came by and asked if I was going to BF this girl. I said no, because she was a LB. The girl said no, that she was a girl. Huh? I asked the dancer again, and she seemed again to be saying she was a LB. I looked closely at her shorts and they seemed too tight to be hiding a dick and balls in there, so I was totally confused. They offered another girl who was dancing next to her, who was clearly a real girl, but not quite what I wanted. Sigh. I gave a small tip to the spinner girl / dude and left. Sheesh. I still don't know if the spinner was a dude or not. But my final decision was based on the fact she was not speaking much. She used hand gestures to communicate she wanted boom boom, though that presumable because it was so loud in there one needed to use hand gestures. But still, a "girl" no talking much often means she is hiding their voice, which is usually a dead giveaway.

I then, per my plan, decided to check out a disco or two. I went to Seduction. It was super loud and crowded. I saw no possibility for me to hook up with anyone there. I then went to VIP. It was much larger inside, but with ear splitting music. Many more tables to sit at, and there were lots of girls but, again, not my thing. Plus it was too loud for me to be able to engage in any kind of conversation anyway. I stayed a while and enjoyed my free popcorn, but then left before my ears started bleeding.

It was my now approaching 1 AM and I was anxious to find my cutie. I was about to head to an agogo in Soi Sea Dragon but decided to first do a final FL check. I saw two cute girls near the beach end of BR. One had blonde hair and was in short shorts and a cut off shirt. She was pretty hot, but maybe a pound or two more than I really wanted. She was next to a dark haired girl in a black dress. She was certainly not dressed like a hooker. The blonde waved me over when she saw I was looking at them. Walking over, I figured I would take the blond, but the blond was trying to pawn me on the other girl. The more I looked at her, the more I liked her. She was this young, dark-haired beauty almost. The blond wanted a three way which in hind sight I should have agreed to, but I settled for one, and it was the dark haired one.

She said she was 1,500ST, which was reasonable I felt. We headed back to my hotel, and the more I looked at her the more beauty I saw. Early 20's, she was pretty enough that she didn't need to dress wild to get attention. She said she does FL every night and had seen me before. She is not a big talker, so I suspect this will not be a GFE, but I do hope the rest of her body looks as good. At the hotel she asks for shower, but she showers alone. I take mine when she is done and when I come out she reveals a stunning body to me. This girl has the most lovely, soft skin and her breasts were absolutely perfect. Large be or small see all natural, firm flesh. OMG. Her figure was perfect and skin totally free of blemishes. No tats to ruin her beauty. I don't often give numerical ratings, but her body was a 10.

But, of course, she was a star fish. I am glad that I took a half Viagra tablet just after I met her and that it started to kick in just as we lied down, so I was able to get really hard. We did the three standard positions, no BJ at all, but that was ok. So, nothing special about the performance, but she was accommodating and pleasant at least. She truly had an awesome body. Not the classical, womanly body of Bnow, but the perfect body of a petite sweet young thing that would make you drool if you saw her in a bikini on the beach. This is one girl I would also see twice, and that is not very often for me.

So this ends my Phuket report. I left the next day for Pattaya, and my Thailand report will continue on the Pattaya board.

I have a question if I may.

I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.

I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.

Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.

Many thanks for any answers.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1802663]but she seemed to indicate that she, in fact, was a LB! Wow. Now at this time, the girl who hauled me in came by and asked if I was going to BF this girl. I said no, because she was a LB. The girl said no, that she was a girl. Huh? I asked the dancer again, and she seemed again to be saying she was a LB. I looked closely at her shorts and they seemed too tight to be hiding a dick and balls in there, so I was totally confused. They offered another girl who was dancing next to her, who was clearly a real girl, but not quite what I wanted. Sigh. I gave a small tip to the spinner girl / dude and left. Sheesh. I still don't know if the spinner was a dude or not.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking the time to write up your entertaining reports. Some girls define "Ladyboy" as a pre-op transgender. Once they get sliced, the girls will say they are girls, not ladyboys. So a better question than "is she a ladyboy" would be "did she once have a penis?" I learned about this while drinking at a beer bar inside NEP and watching the tall, manly ladies in Straps agogo parading about the balcony. I asked the bar girl twice if they were ladyboys and she replied both times, "no! Ladies!" Then I asked if they were born with a penis and she said "yes".

With agogos that feature a mix of ladies, ladyboys, coyotes (non-barfinable) and coyotes (barfineable), all in a state of flux, it is becoming difficult to simply walk in, buy a [I]girl[/I] a drink, pay BF and walk out with her. As far as I know, the Rainbow bars in NEP are the only agogos that feature only ladies (no coyotes, no ladyboys). But you have to be on your game to compete with the Japanese in those bars.

Enjoy Pattaya! I'm looking forward to your next report.

[QUOTE=IAmWhatIAm;1802718]I have a question if I may.

I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.

I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.

Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.

Many thanks for any answers.[/QUOTE]What. I stay on Soi 8 and have found a few to be scattered around the end of the Soi's you reference but more congregate nearer WS like you state. Worth the extra walk or Baht bus ride.

[QUOTE=IAmWhatIAm;1802718]I have a question if I may.

I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.

I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.

Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.

Many thanks for any answers.[/QUOTE]I have 2 answers for you -.

1. This is the Phuket thread. You won't find answers for Pattaya here.

2. If you RTFF on the Pattaya thread you will find answers to the questions above in a lot more detail. A wealth of information there!

I am going to be in Thailand as part of an SE Asia vacation, traveling solo. I'll come to Phuket on Dec 18 from Siem Reap. I chose Phuket as my primary destination as I'm interested in tourism and sight-seeing. As such, reading the forum has been very helpful and I can find most answers. However, there's one thing I haven't been able to get a sense of and I was hoping somebody might address it.

1) How far will the girls go with you for a LT? Do they remain within the immediate vicinity of Bangla or will they venture out of that area? My understanding has been that the major night life area is just Soi Bangla though I am sure there would be more far flung bars. I was looking at Royal Phawadee Village hotel, which seems like a block away.

2) What options do you have to find girls if you stay a bit more far off. Say at Kamala Beach or farther? As I am trying to mix a vacation into this, I also want some more relaxing picturesque hotels. I figure I might stay for a couple of days near Bangla and then move out to more outer areas.

Thanks for any help! I'll make sure I report back with in-depth trip reports.

[QUOTE=IAmWhatIAm;1802718]I have a question if I may.

I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.

I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.

Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.

Many thanks for any answers.[/QUOTE]This should have been posted in Pattaya Forum. Isn't it?

[QUOTE=Maila;1803910]I am going to be in Thailand as part of an SE Asia vacation, traveling solo. I'll come to Phuket on Dec 18 from Siem Reap. I chose Phuket as my primary destination as I'm interested in tourism and sight-seeing. As such, reading the forum has been very helpful and I can find most answers. However, there's one thing I haven't been able to get a sense of and I was hoping somebody might address it.

1) How far will the girls go with you for a LT? Do they remain within the immediate vicinity of Bangla or will they venture out of that area? My understanding has been that the major night life area is just Soi Bangla though I am sure there would be more far flung bars. I was looking at Royal Phawadee Village hotel, which seems like a block away.

2) What options do you have to find girls if you stay a bit more far off. Say at Kamala Beach or farther? As I am trying to mix a vacation into this, I also want some more relaxing picturesque hotels. I figure I might stay for a couple of days near Bangla and then move out to more outer areas.

Thanks for any help! I'll make sure I report back with in-depth trip reports.[/QUOTE]Well. Soi Bangla or Bangla Road (BR) is the meting pot. Mostly (from my experience) families stay around Karon / Kata & Kamala beach and come here for all the action. Doesn't mean no families stay in and around Patong beach. But 90% of the action happens in and around.

BR. I was staying just opposite to Royal Phawadee hotel last month and before that, it is about 10 min walk to BR from the hotel and 5 min walk to the beach. I will be there again around 25th Dec. (5th time this year!

Girls generally prefer to stay around Patong area as venturing out to other areas become quite taxing and Tuk Tuks will charge you a bomb during this season. If you have your own vehicle then might be a good idea to take them away from patong. It is advisable to.

Be in walking range for quick sessions if you'd like and most girls prefer that. LT might happen but I have experienced that happens at the fag end of the night till morning which is quite taxing on both parties.

Most of the Thai & Russian girls stay in Nanai road which is about 10-15 min on two wheeler, but away from the beach and the hotels there would be cheaper. Again it would be away from all the action. The Royal PV hotel would be a good option as it close to the.

Main area and easily accessible at any time of the day / night. You can always venture to Karon / Kata / Kamala beach through the day.

Try the Surf House in Kata it is the place to be in the day. No action but if you need to chill out. There used to be Nikki Beach Club in Choeng Thale but now seems to be closed, not sure it opened again. Check, if it is, then not to be missed.

Hope this helps.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe.

Static!

[QUOTE=Maila;1803910]I am going to be in Thailand as part of an SE Asia vacation, traveling solo. I'll come to Phuket on Dec 18 from Siem Reap. I chose Phuket as my primary destination as I'm interested in tourism and sight-seeing.

1) How far will the girls go with you for a LT? Do they remain within the immediate vicinity of Bangla or will they venture out of that area? My understanding has been that the major night life area is just Soi Bangla though I am sure there would be more far flung bars. I was looking at Royal Phawadee Village hotel, which seems like a block away.

2) What options do you have to find girls if you stay a bit more far off. Say at Kamala Beach or farther? As I am trying to mix a vacation into this, I also want some more relaxing picturesque hotels. I figure I might stay for a couple of days near Bangla and then move out to more outer areas.

Thanks for any help! I'll make sure I report back with in-depth trip reports.[/QUOTE]I think it is best to stay in Patong close to Bangla Road if you are interested in fooling around at night and then to get out and about exploring the island during the day. I stayed at the Royal Phawadee in their deluxe suite a while back and I really liked this hotel. The location of the hotel is hard to beat with respect to Bangla Road and Patong Beach since both destinations are very easy, short walks, yet Sawatdirak Road is a quiet and a more relaxed soi with only a few other hotels and a couple of small bars. You will not have any trouble bringing girls back to the Royal Phawadee.

I hear Karon Beach has some girly bars, but I imagine it is nothing like Bangla Road. It might be worth a look / see one night if you get tired of Patong, but I would not recommend staying on Karon for that purpose. And Katherine Massage is a real good place to check out. This is the best massage parlor on the island! It is located near Phuket Town. They offer outcall and inhouse services. Obviously the outcall service to your hotel is more costly, plus you have to select a girl without seeing her in person which why I recommend going to this place at least for your first time.

http://www.katherine-escort.com/

As for recreational daytime activities: I strongly recommend renting a motorcycle or small car in order to get around and visit the better Phuket Beaches. Kamala Beach and Surin Beach to the north are very nice as is Nai Harn Beach to the south. Patong Beach is ok, but you would be doing yourself a great injustice to come all the way to Phuket Island and not spend some quality daylight hours on these better beaches. So the one piece of advice I give you is stay in Patong at the Royal Phawadee, enjoy Bangla Road at night and rent some form of motor vehicle transportation so you can explore the rest of the island beaches and Katherine Escort Massage (nod wink wink ) to your heart's content during the daytime. Just follow the coastal road and you will not encounter much traffic and I think you will have a real good time. Then when you return home to Patong you will be able to fully partake in the best nightlife available on the island. It is the best of both worlds.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1804096]I think it is best to stay in Patong close to Bangla Road... [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StaticCouch;1804086].... You can always venture to Karon / Kata / Kamala beach through the day. [/QUOTE]Thank you Natty and Static for your excellent recommendations and advice. It was far more than what I was expecting to get and I think you have given me very useful ideas.

I'll go ahead and stay at Royal Phawadee Village. I actually got the original idea by looking at Natty's post from 2013. Seems like a nice balance between basic and upmarket resorts, not too far away from the hustle and bustle. Recent online reviews complain of construction taking place next door but say it's fine inside the building.

I think Static's idea of exploring the island beaches and other areas as day trips will probably work. Thank for you for the idea about Surf House. Nikki Beach Club's site depicts it as awesome! Regrettably, they have put a sign saying it's closed. .

I'll definitely check out Katherine Massage! Can we get real massages there, not just a fake half-hearted one? Something extra is always good but I also might like real massage work.

[QUOTE=Maila;1804273] Can we get real massages there, not just a fake half-hearted one? Something extra is always good but I also might like real massage work.[/QUOTE]If you need real massage without extras there are few in Patong, below are few:

1.) Next to Best Western Hotel on Phangmeuang Soi 5 minutes walk from BR through Sansabai Soi, The name of the SPA is "Lets Relax". I've been there early this year and they are thorough professional. Slightly expensive.

2.) Jungceylon Mall basement, there is a SPA (Don't remember the name) but very professional and reasonable charges.

3.) Pimnara Spa in Jungceylon, very professional and slightly expensive (It is a Boutique Hotel and Spa).

4.) Let's Relax has a smaller branch on Rat-you-Thit Rd, if you continue to walk past Jungceylon Mall (being on your left) about 5-7 minutes you'll find this SPA on your left.

5.) You can also try Thara Patong Hotel and Resort Spa, it is bang opposite The Royal PV, not the best looking girls but very professional service.

Hope the above helps.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe.

Static!

I tried following instructions here for how to find the 700 baht blowjobs at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s Bar in Bangla Rd.

I found Suzie Wong's in the soi off Bangla. Actually there seems to be two Suzie Wong; s, quite close to each other in that soi.

The instructions here then said look for a bar with pool tables named Monica's Bar opposoite Suzie's.

Nope. Could not see it anywhere. And could not see the sign that reads "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s Lounge" for upstairs anywhere either.

Help! Can anyone offer assistance?

[QUOTE=StaticCouch;1805002]If you need real massage without extras there are few in Patong, below are few:


Static![/QUOTE]Thank you, I might probably take advantage of one of these! Need stuff to fill my days with, too Actually, I wish could do the nightlife part during daytime as well, ha! I'm really not a night person and have found that overnight LTs tend to spoil the following day for me.

Finishing off planning my trip at this point. I might see if I can find some more adult-oriented entertainment. I understand Suzi wong's might be a good place even though it's overpriced for STs. I don't mind buying a ladydrink or two but probably don't want to end up doing that for a parade of girls. It doesn't seem as if Phuket is a good place for shows (adult / risque / burlesque), so I might just do the beach / beach bar relaxation thing.

[QUOTE=Maila;1806867]Thank you, I might probably take advantage of one of these! Need stuff to fill my days with, too Actually, I wish could do the nightlife part during daytime as well, ha! I'm really not a night person and have found that overnight LTs tend to spoil the following day for me.

Finishing off planning my trip at this point. I might see if I can find some more adult-oriented entertainment. I understand Suzi wong's might be a good place even though it's overpriced for STs. I don't mind buying a ladydrink or two but probably don't want to end up doing that for a parade of girls. It doesn't seem as if Phuket is a good place for shows (adult / risque / burlesque), so I might just do the beach / beach bar relaxation thing.[/QUOTE]To monger that is, unless you're a local and know a lot of people you will be at a disadvantage. You are big time prey there and Suzi Wongs is ground zero, the hottest pussy is there BTW.

There are other bars scattered about that will also work you for drinks and leave you disappointed. There is a way around this though.

I found on my short stay that the massage ladies all over the area might give you a GFE experience. You have to interview them on the sidewalk about what you want. Don't expect a good massage. Most of these massage places (if not all) have amateur massage ladies that have no clue about massaging a human body, maybe one part of it but that's it.

If you're under 40 and have some game Phuket could get really good. Otherwise it a sellers market all the way. Karon Beach is quite awesome. Have fun, be patient.

[QUOTE=Socker;1806877]To monger that is, unless you're a local and know a lot of people you will be at a disadvantage. You are big time prey there and Suzi Wongs is ground zero, the hottest pussy is there BTW.

There are other bars scattered about that will also work you for drinks and leave you disappointed. There is a way around this though.

I found on my short stay that the massage ladies all over the area might give you a GFE experience. You have to interview them on the sidewalk about what you want. Don't expect a good massage. Most of these massage places (if not all) have amateur massage ladies that have no clue about massaging a human body, maybe one part of it but that's it.

If you're under 40 and have some game Phuket could get really good. Otherwise it a sellers market all the way. Karon Beach is quite awesome. Have fun, be patient.[/QUOTE]I can't wait until 12/24 to get on that beach and then into the surf. Nice photo.

I was approached by this lady while watching the dancers, sipping my beer and checking the talent. She was all business but I liked her equipment. We agreed on 1500 short time in the transient hotel nearby. Joinerfee in my hotel is 1500, way to much!

On the short walk to the hotel she seemed to avoid holding my hand. I was worried about her being a starfish. In the room she wanted money first and showing me the naked facts, which were very appealing, she tried to set the pricetag higher in a friendly way, but I said: maybe afterwards. She sat next to my clothing while I took a shower and I was worried she might help herself to an upgrade.

On the bed she avoided kissing, shit. So missionary with some lube it was. She performed a good show for me, even without kissing. The combination of appealing body plus businesslike coolness and believable show made me come unusual fast. My own ultrathin condoms helped a lot.

While she took a shower I checked my financial resources: a 1000 Baht note, wich I keep seperate, was missing! So when she wanted a tip, I accused her of helping herself already. She didn't argue, neither did I. Just left her, I took it as an experience.

On the way home I recalculated my expenses and found out: the 1000 weren't missing after all, just miscalculated. To late to apologize.

I saw her on the first evening in Patong, when nothing held me in my room to check out Bangla Road. Her beauty called out for me from afar, but I didn't want to barfine anyone. Even more important: I didn't want to spoil a promising occasion by my tiredness and jetlag. The next day I couldn't find her.

One day later I saw her again sitting at the bar of Oscar on the corner across from Tai Pan. My other head took over control and I found myself sitting next to her for pleasantries. In my eyes she is a real beauty, 32, from the north, slim not skinny, a nice handful of boobs. I didn't even negotiate her first offer of 2500 short time and the barfine of 1000 didn't stop me either.

So off to the transient hotel around the corner, another 600. On the bed she was a slow starter, but later it became almost a GFE with mutual enjoyment and climax for both of us. I would love to repeat, but don't want to fall in love with her.

So, Patong has Russian strip clubs which you can enter for some lols. Here is kind of a mini-FAQ for you. The girls in here are generally average to below average from what you can expect in clubs in Mother Russia but there are some standouts. Girls who wanted to travel or girls who needed a change of pace or want to escape the winter. You can find an 8 or a 9 in at least one of Moulin Rouge or Amour on any particular trip. With a good number that are good enough to look at, and then the other half which are past their prime, or fat, and wouldn't make it anywhere in a better club in Moscow.

They are there to try to separate your money from you. The primary way of doing this is by the "wiggle dance".

1. You can say no, but it's hard. The girls will try to force you to give a 100 baht tip. Honestly you should say no if they're being overly pushy. Don't get upset, don't get angry, don't complain, just keep shaking your head and waving your arms off and saying, "no dance. " Don't lose your temper, don't lose your mood. Just shake them off. The main problem you will have is that if you're white, and the crowd in these places tends towards Russian, Indian, Chinese and European, then you're the primary target. The girls know that the Russian guys know their shit and won't be guilted into it. They know the Indian guys are a bad target as they'll just ignore them and won't drop the money, and that the Chinese will mostly not understand what's required or asked and / or not be able to communicate. So, drunken seeming Euro / Aussie / Americans are the fat, slow moving, weak member of the herd so the easy target to separate out and kill.

You should say no at least to the first few girls, and here's why. They have radar. They have eyes in their butts and if they see you stick money into another girl's panties you are inviting the lineup from here to forever, each girl in that club will make a beeline to you to get their 100 baht. And once they complete their loop then they will continue. So it's better to let the other girls see you at least putting up a fight and saying no and waving off one or two girls, because when they do that you will move down their list from "easy kill" to insert yourself somewhere among the Indian guys for difficulty. Most won't try to hassle you after that and you're free to enjoy yourself without a lot of disturbance. It's a bit different for girls coming down off of their dance cycle, as this is part of their job and at some point every patron should be kicking in something on these but if you flash the cash then they will NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 15 SECONDS. And your visit to the club will become a miserable experience of digging in your pockets. But you should come with the thought that if you are there to enjoy it, then you should have 10 x 100 baht notes and be prepared to use those for tips, and when they run out they run out. At least you can claim that you tipped enough and ran out and that's that.

If any girls try the "it's Moscow style you have to pay", tell them that you have been to strip clubs in Moscow, and you can say no (and you can say no here). You can also say ok then I'll leave after I finish my drink. The good girls will come up and ask you if they can dance for you, and you will basically encourage that by waving off the first few aggressive ones who come and wiggle their butt for 15 seconds and then demand a tip without any other interaction. So once you've established things you will be in control and can choose what you want.

2. Never, ever, accept two girls for anything. Two girls sit down and ask drinks, pick the one you like and send the other away. Don't be afraid to be a jerk. They are manipulating you by putting you in this position. Tell tag teams no completely, or to come back separately. All this does is double your burn rate. If you ask a girl out of the club she may want to bring her friend because it's "more fun". Well it's more fun for them because they're doubling the income. If girl (A) gets you to drag (B) out as well thinking you're making (A) happy so you may get into her pants, well this is not it at all. (A) is dragging (B) out so that (B) will return the favor next time and drag (A) out if (B) runs into an idiot like you tomorrow. That's all. That's what two girls is about. Trying to find a nice, fat whale, that can be sliced into edible parts so that there is no meat left on the bone gone to waste (i.e. money left in the wallet when the patron goes home).

3. ESCORT in this town does not mean ESCORT how it's come to mean anywhere else. It means the old traditional sense in that the girl will walk around with you. They know that you will misunderstand when they offer "escort". It means you take the girl out and you spend money on her. And she goes back to the club after a certain amount of time. You will probably never leave the visual radius of the club unless you spend over 15,000 baht being stupid like this. It can be good for one thing only (from your perspective), to cut off the constant demands of tips from others if you found a girl you like, and convert her drinks from astronomical back to normal price. Sometimes you can actually find a fun or interesting girl and you may enjoy a few drinks with her and who knows, maybe have a contact for another day. So if you want to spend some time with this girl and see how it goes, it may be cheaper for you to take her out for an hour. That will cost you 3,000 baht.

4. Used to be those girls could be paid extra to go home with you. Now if you propose it they will say if you take 5 hours (15,000 baht) they can go home with you. The good girls will add NO SEX to this (and they mean it). The bad girls won't say it but they also mean it. I don't know if that's being pushed from the management on down but these are girls who have worked in Russian clubs in Russia and know how it goes there. You may get a rare one who will offer something more, in this case you would have to pay the girl whatever she asks for on top of 3,000 baht per hour to the club. Anyway if you're dumb enough to take a girl like this home for 15,000 baht for 5 hours, I'm sure you'll find it very entertaining listening to her broken english as the conversation runs out of simple what do you do for work / where do you come from / where are you going next / what is your favorite place / where do you like to go here / how long are you staying / did you come here before and.... nothing more to talk about.

5. Don't feel sorry for them. I had a very new to the job girl from Ukraine who tried all the tricks on me. (a) orders the tea (this is 800 baht for a product worth about 1 baht, girl gets bonus commission for team I think because it costs nothing for the club). (b) tries to get you to go to Seduction (don't go, Seduction pays these girls to bring customers and then run the bill up) (c) tries the "two girls" thing, they imply two girls are more fun blah blah blah. Two girls is a NO GO ZONE IN ALMOST EVERY POSSIBLE CASE. If you take two girls home and are successful with this, 99 times out of 100 you will have one girl watching you with the other girl. You're doubling your cost for nothing. If you end up with two girls drinking tea in the club and then you pay 6,000 baht per hour to take these girls to Seduction where they double wham you on drinks with the hope that somehow you're going to get these girls to go home with you from here. It ain't happening and even if it did you'd be into 18,000 baht to the club and 20,000 baht to the girls. And then you'd have one girl watching you saying "hurry up" while you try to do something with the other. This is what they think about you and what they are trying to do to you so DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR THEM. These girls turn themselves into a product, so remember that, be respectful to them but they are a product, they're not people anymore. They lose their right to get hurt feelings because they are going to do their best to rip you the hell off at every turn. I actually had a girl almost cry because I made a proposal to take her home, and she went on the attack at me for even making the mistake that the princess might do that kind of thing, *after*, pulling all of the above tricks trying to burn me. Don't feel sorry for them. Yes, it's fine for her to treat you like a dumbass, try all the basic tricks to rip you off, and basically be a combination con artist / thief, and work in a strip club from a culture where it's normal to take the girls out (both the home culture for her AND the culture she's in), but in return she has no right to be offended that you're just asking if it's available. Don't feel sorry for them. Even if their upset is genuine, then it's time to wake up princess and look at where you are and set your expectations accordingly.

6. Don't take the private dances. You will pay 2,000 baht for two songs. If you're lucky and they don't short you. This will be the worst private dance of your life. It will be them standing and walking in a little circle while you watch, in a private room. Maybe touch you extremely briefly. Same thing you see on the stage. You may think you will get something more but 99.9% of the time you won't. And if you do it won't be like in Russia or in the USA or anywhere else. It will be a useless waste of your time because that girl has one goal: to do the bare minimum, and get out of there ASAP with your money. They are not thinking that you will extend so they are not ramping it up slowly, they are thinking you're going to be shocked at how bad that just was so you're one and done and they're using Russian economic thinking. Do the min, take your money, because they know already it's a crappy product and you're one and done. So why should they put any more effort into it than that. This of course is a self-fulfilling prophecy which to them proves they are right, and to us proves that Russia is always going to be mentally screwed up and never make anything that doesn't fall apart or fall down or blow up at some point.

7. Whenever they ask you how long you're staying, tell them you're in town for two weeks. They're wondering how badly they can rip you off. Lie. Say two weeks. It's for your protection. Less likely to try all the tricks on you if they think there is a chance of seeing you again (and making more money). But they may promise stuff down the road that they have no intention of providing.

8. There are a handful of rich guys coming in from India throwing all kinds of stupid money around doing stupid things because they are giddy a at the prospect of being in the general vicinity of white girls and it makes them feel fricking awesome to just be near them. One girl was bragging to me about how some Indian guy came in and took 7 girls out all day for a pool party and then just sent them back after. The cost for this is 21,000 baht per hour. So the guy probably blew 100,000 to 200,000 baht watching girls swim in a pool and suntan. Another guy came in with his wife every day and "just enjoyed good company" (I. E. Spent about 20,000 baht per night drinking with some girls). Another guy took a girl home at 15,000 baht, and gave her a foot rub and a massage. Nothing more. She laughed, said "I love my job. " This is one of the reasons why nothing much is available. Because of Russian economics, one or two idiots does this and then they all think if they sit around they're going to get the next one. So that becomes their goal and the bar is set. Thank you India. No offense but man you guys screw stuff up. This is all stuff that these guys are doing for some masturbatory feelings of status to have these white girls around. Believe me when I say their approval ends as soon as the money runs out guys. You're not leveling up somehow by rubbing the feet of a stripper / part-time working girl because she is white.

9. It's still possible to get somewhere with these girls but it's the same thing you'd have to do for a G-club girl in Bangkok and the same thing you'd have to do if you were going with standard dating. Go in there. Spend money. Make the small chat. Spend money. Leave empty handed. Return to the club the next day. Get the same girl again. Spend money. Chat. Repeat. Don't ask about going home. Don't ask about escort. Don't ask about the private room. Refuse private dances. Buy the fricking tea. Buy the fricking coconut. Leave empty handed. Go back. If the girl has taken a genuine shine to you then you should be able to tell. This is of course stupid, because if you wanted to be doing this then you should be going to bars and talking to girls there.

So hopefully this will be of use to you.

In summary: do go. Be firm. Keep cool. Know that this is all a machine to deprive you of cash. Don't be an idiot. Consider it like spending money on a slot machine. Set your budget, spend it reasonably, maybe you win something unexpected, once the budget is gone, leave.

Just my 10 cents.

Still can't believe the guy dropping $5 k US to watch some second rate Russian girls swim in his pool.

Protocol, that was an outstanding write-up on the Russian go-go clubs in Thailand and how they work! Simply brilliant! There are such clubs in Pattaya as well, and although the Russian talent in them is not as good as you will find in other parts of the world, such as in Germany and mother Russia itself, the Russian girls working in Pattaya are hotter than the ones working in Phuket. "Escort" service in Pattaya is 10,000 baht for 2 hours, or 20,000 baht for a full day. This is what one gorgeous blonde working at Crazy Russian Girls in Pattaya told me. You got to be a crazy guy to pay that kind of money and not even have any pussy on the table! Of course, I did not pay. Dance prices in Pattaya are the same. It's 2,000 baht for two long songs, or you can go VIP for 3,000 baht and three songs.

And as you say, you have to be firm with those Ruskie girls and not tip if you don't want to. Most girls were nice about it, but the worst Russian club for pushiness in Pattaya is Moulin Rouge. Crazy Russian Girls and Galaxy have the hottest Ruskie girls in Pattaya. Thanks again for your outstanding piece on the Russian go-go clubs in Thailand! If guys are getting ripped off in those clubs, it's because they're being stupid and gullible and letting themselves get played. Like you said, go but know the rules and how to play the game so that you spend only what you want to spend, and not what they want you to spend. If mongers follow your advice, then they won't get cheated. The sad thing is most of the guys visiting probably don't read boards like ISG for advice like this. Oh well, it's their money they're losing!

A girl in Phuket asked me a strange question. Well, maybe it wasn't so strange coming from a Thai. She asked me what color of skin did I like best. Black, white, or brown? I told her that I tended to be more attracted to brown to white-skinned women. The girl said she favored those skin colors too. We went on to have a very good fuck (name was "Poppy" from Exotica go-go club), and I really enjoyed her because she's been one of the few Thai girls I've chosen who let me eat her out. She said she enjoyed being eaten out and also told me, "I like big dick!" LOL! Anyway, I guess her question only confirmed reports I've read here about a Thai cultural preference for lighter skin. In fact, you'll see that a lot of the girls use a type of make-up that I can only describe as putting on "white face". When I was in Bangkok on the sky train, I saw a young Asian man wearing a T-shirt that criticized Asians for trying to look more white. Interesting.

I was going to revisit Bali, but with the volcanic ash situation, Phuket was offered as an alternative. With that said, I will *never* go back to Bali for gentlemen's pursuits. After some truly wretched experiences in Bali its off the map forever. There is no comparison between the Thai and Balinese girls. Really!

What we call "Phuket" is really the seaside resort of Patong, with Balgla Road being where it is at. In the evening it closes off to traffic and becomes a pedestrian street only. Banlga Road is not long and the fancy bars the girls are quite aggressive and pester you for lady drinks (orange and zero percent vodka). I found a group of smaller bars grouped in a covered area to the northern side of the road, you will see it very easily. Each bar had about six or so girls and enough room for a male companions. They all had these table where the girls challenge you to hit a nail into a sawed tabletop. You will always lose.

If you just want action slowly peruse the girls and chat to each one. Buy a drink (beer 90 baht, lady drink about 180 baht). The bar fine is between 1000.1500 baht. Paid 2000 baht for a two hours. Just got a tuk-tuk back to the hotel which was about ten minutes away. All the girls are quite fastidious, insisting and a long shower and wanting their privacy. All the girls were great with bodies that would make most men weep into their beers. Afterwards walked the girls up to the 7-eleven on the main road and got a snack. Just sat at the front of the shop and chatted. Gave then 200 for the tuk-tuk back to Bangla Road. Two of the girls gave me their number (didn't chase up for reasons given later).

Many of the girls working at the massage shops (street level) can be negotiated with for LT as well. Choose a place where curtains can be drawn for private discussions.

I went to Karon which is just south of Patong, it is smaller and most of the tourists are Russian (late November 2015). The bars are at the northern end of the beach off the large round-a-about with the while statues, walk away from the beach for about 50 meters and they are on your left. At Karon and Kata the bar fine is between 300.500 baht and the girls are about 1000 baht for short term stay (two hours if you treat her well). ST rooms are available for 300 baht, The girls are far less aggressive and quite charming, had four here and all were very enjoyable company. Very passionate. One girl took quite a while to slow down she panted hard for quite a while and wanted to stay overnight at no extra charge.

One girl was particularly nice and asked her if she would go on a tour with me and we spent four days together with the full GFE. The manager of the shop wanted 500 baht per day while she was away (I don't know why either) Bought her lots of clothes and dined out at some very fine restaurants. Was treated fantastically by her. Treated her to much attention and spoilt her nicely. Did some touring on motorbike. She was wonderful company. At the end of it all I asked her if she wanted any spending money. She said "up to you". She would not commit to any figure, so I gave her 4000 folded up which she slipped into her pocket. Spent another hour at the market with her and she did not attempt to sneak at what I gave her. I suppose she was just an amateur wanting an escape from working in the shop (where I met her). Her work companions were all on the lookout for a white boyfriend. The girls there were in their late 20's to early 30's, and all of them looked fine if I don't say so myself.

Make sure you take to boat to Ko phi phi and James Bond islands. Some tour operators are better than others, prices are around 2000 baht for the boats.

Going back in April, Thailand has a comfortable feel to it.

Hey guys,

Need some advise.

May seem stupid but I will be visiting Phuket next year and will be staying at the east cost of Phuket.

Only interested in massage parlous and HJ's. Obviously I don't want to travel that 1 h to Patong.

Any suggestions? And what's the protocols?

Please help.

Any advise would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Protocol;1810066]

Still can't believe the guy dropping $5 k US to watch some second rate Russian girls swim in his pool.[/QUOTE]Point 8 was hilarious Proto. I agree to an extent with you that when an Indian spends its as if an economy is printing notes just for the girl. Last time I was there I saw this common with 2 groups Indians and Middle Eastern Men. Also not to put this thing to circle but only person who can or is kinda allowed to train an Indian man is his wife, else he manages to change you over a period of time. I bet you missed the spot to be at sunbathing you might have enjoyed all the girls and drinks (with no cost) since there were generous 2 weeks millionaires.

The 2 Russian places were favored spot of MEs, I think its maybe only place I could see girls in sizes they like. I can't imagine a huge guy crushing a petite Thai body.

Regards,

Kingofman.

My third trip to Phuket coming up in a few days. Last time around I found some good catch away from Bangla st, with some really fresh village gals who had just arrived in the preceding months.

All my trips so far, I've been challenged with a hectic daytime non-mongering schedule (catch boat 6 am return to hotel 6 am) and tired evenings where the joy of live bands and drinking in the go-go bars have been at conflict with retiring to the room with an FL for action.And I am not a late-nighter as well. Almost always, I have sorely missed the evening scene with regrets, just to have that great time in bed with a gal at peak street partying time. This time I want all the action in the day and only drink and bar hop the nights with only a bed time pop by midnight and the assurance of some good action the morning after.

Anyone have useful tips about where can I find FLs in the daytime (If I don't find a good one for LT in the evening before)? I have skipped some real lovely ladies in the past because they only wanted ST action when i was free the next day or it was already too late and I had an early morning schedule to keep. This time around I am going to be negotiating and collecting phone numbers in the evening from the FLs I meet, for the next day. Besides that are there any bars open in the early afternoon where pickups can be found?

I hate the idea of loitering Bangla st in the daytime and want to avoid heading there if possible.

Thanks for your advice.

P.

[QUOTE=KingOfMan;1814095]Point 8 was hilarious Proto. I agree to an extent with you that when an Indian spends its as if an economy is printing notes just for the girl. Last time I was there I saw this common with 2 groups Indians and Middle Eastern Men. Also not to put this thing to circle but only person who can or is kinda allowed to train an Indian man is his wife, else he manages to change you over a period of time. I bet you missed the spot to be at sunbathing you might have enjoyed all the girls and drinks (with no cost) since there were generous 2 weeks millionaires.

The 2 Russian places were favored spot of MEs, I think its maybe only place I could see girls in sizes they like. I can't imagine a huge guy crushing a petite Thai body.

[/QUOTE]I disagree with the point that Indian guys spent so much money! This is news! I've been to phuket few times this year and last and Moulin Rouge is my favorite much better than L'Amour. The girls, at least the ones I encountered were extremely humble which I did not.

Experience in L'Amour. Infact I found a gem from Moscow there back in April and am still in touch with her till date (read my previous reports). Coming to the money, from what I've seen, heard and experienced the Russian, Thai, Colombian girls avoid.

Indian men totally in Phuket due to bad experiences, no money spent and Bad body odor (yeah that is one of the reason)! I highly doubt an Indian spending 100 K THB on a Russian girl in Phuket! Unless he is an Non-Resident dumb Indian!

I finally got around to arriving in Phuket. It was finally time and I was looking forward to it after misadventures in Siem Reap and Chiang Mai. Those were primarily holiday destinations and so is Phuket. Maybe I should have kept expecting that parallel.

I flew Bangkok Airways and that airline seems okay. They call themselves Asia's Boutique Airline. I'm not quite sure I see a differnce. Perhaps I need to see the horror of local budget airlines first? Seat pitch is probably better than US airlines and they have a basic lounge available to economy passengers in Bangkok (no bathrooms).

Upon arrival in Phuket, I had my first decision to make. To shared van or not to shared van for 180 baht. Shared van would have meant a stop in the middle with transfer to other van plus tourist upsells. In the end, like most times, my desire for convienence won out. I paid 800 bahts and went through the confusion of no taxi lines outside. Eventually, somehow, after a period of time, I did get a taxi based on the prepaid voucher from inside the airport.

I checked into Royal Phawadee Village, which I decided on based on forum input. They give you a nice pamphlet now indicating how regretfully there's construction taking place next door and it's not their fault. I knew about it since they even e-mailed me about it. Of course, they e-mailed the day after they charged you! I might review it more in the hotels thread.

So, after checking in, I set out to explore. That's the first thing I like doing: getting a lay of the land. I thought I'd walk around Beach Road and eventually Bangla. There were suprisingly very few calls of "Tuk tuk!" and "Massage! Which in Siem Reap happened about every 30 seconds. I grew a little concerned: am I an undesirable customer here, haha!?

This was around 7 pm. I didn't see any FLers to speak of, around beach road. I walked through Bangla's walking street stretch and frankly, I couldn't see what I was doing here with the masses of tourists and families, and families with children, and families and women in headscarves and burqas (seriously, what are you guys doing on Bangla and on Paton Beach!? And what am I doing here with you?

I couldn't make any sense of it. These were all regular bars. I went and had some dinner, changed at the hotel and came back. Still didn't make any more sense. I thought, I'd post here and ask. Am I stupid? I only see regular bars and I'm not looking for the tourist bar experience.

Eventually, a girl at one of the side bars beckons me. I figure I should park myself somewhere. She introduced herself as Pa. Pa wasn't slim but I liked Pa. She was friendly and I thought her face was cute. I liked her body too. She didn't ask me for a drink. Am I supposed to offer her one? And is she available? How does one tell? I'm already not liking this bar pickup scene; I need the clarity of Tijuana and German FKKs. As I am thinking, some old guy comes in and in a jiffy, he's bought her a drink. And her friend. And then more. I wait around a bit to see if the situation changes. It doesn't. I take it the thing with Pa won't work. I move on.

I step into another side street (not deep in) just off Tiger bar I think and an ugly old hag tries to pull me in. I say no. Then a younger girl does so. So, I figure okay. Soon, I find myself ordering another drink and then a lady drink for this girl, who I then discover is very friendly but is rubbing me the wrong way. I don't like her. Talking of rubbing the wrong way, the ugly old hag comes back and starts seductively massaging my shoulders. Fuck. An ugly old hag is massaging me. How can this get any worse? After sitting over there for a while uneasily, I make an exit.

I'm hating this bar scene already. I can't keep on drinking at every place. I don't want to drink something. It's not even about money. I begin making plans of getting the hell out of Phuket / Patong. (I also forget that I chose Phuket BECAUSE it is a tourist destination. But, right now I'm not looking for beaches and scenery).

I saw these nice girls dancing at what I think was Oscar bar and I eventually decide to sit at the bar there. I sit at the bar and one girl appears next to my out of nowhere. I buy her a LD. I shouldn't be buying drinks but I seem to be horrible at this scene. This girl drinks a shot and sits quietly next to me. I don't think she knows English. Another drink down the drain.

I eye this cute dancer who eyes me back. She eventually comes and sits next to me. I'm not sure at what point I bought her a drink. But, I hit it off with her. Now, I am having fun. She is getting all the right buttons for me. It's late at night and I'm sitting right in front of walking street. She's fondling me and kissing me. Another girl joined and we were playing games. I bought them drinks and this time I didn't mind because now I was having fun but lesson for tonight has really to be how to get out of this ladydrink situation.

So I ask her how much the BF is and she says 1500. Ouch. And 3 k for her. I say that's expensive and she says 2. 5 k. Okay, I'm gueesing that's still high when combined with everythign but I really like this girl and she's done everything right, there's chemistry, and otherwise I was having a miserable time. It's almost 1:30-2:00 and I think it's time to get the hell out of there. But the girl says she can't leave till 3 AM. I go WTF. What does that even mean? I pay BF. Doesn't that mean she can leave? Do I not understand something here? She grew concerned when I tried to pay the drinks bill and said, I go with you! I said, okay. But she says 3 AM: meet me here at 3 AM.

I don't really get it. She's not off at 3? I still have to barfine her? So why can't go now? I say, what the heck, I can try doing this once and see how this turns out. I am almost resigned for tonight to be a costly newbie beginner lesson. So, I go away and get a kebab. A FL bumps into me and I move away and she says in my face: "we're just talking. Not FUCKING. " Haha, that was a good one. She whispers into my ear: "I'm prostitute" and I say, yeah, I figured, ha. She tells me she's working from 3 PM onwards and gives me her number. I take her number.

FLs are out in full force on walking street between 2 and 3. I see a shitfaced drunk young guy "negotiating" with (I think) a Russian girl, which consists of Russian girl going through his pockets and finding his cash. I think she took part of his cash and then set off with him. Dude is totally wasted. I later see both of them with the girl trying to get a tuk tuk to Karon Beach with the guy. He had no idea what was going on. I'd love to see his reaction next day.

I go back to that (Oscar?) bar at 3 PM and girl is not there and nowhere to be found. Then I see she's working another customer. WTF. I thought she was going to change or something or otherwise want to go. One of the staff says talk to her. So I get more obvious in front of her and she eventually comes to me. Now, she seems totally drunk and seems to have forgotten our deal. Back to I can go, what you pay, etc. Eventually we have the staff /(do I call them mamasan here?) say 1500 BF and girl wants 3000. And she seems totally drunk, not the active, lovely person I was interacting with for hours, just an hour ago. And price is back up to 3 k. I'm thinking I don't want to pay all this money to have this girl come and collapse into sleep on my bed; I'm actually a bit upset at how quickly this promising situation seemed to have derailed.

And I just choose to walk away. Not paying 4. 5 k in addition to all the drinks for a shitfaced drunk girl. Told myself "Sunk cost! Forget about it. You actually had a lot of fun. ".

In the end it was disappointing. I had fun with the entertainment factor but it's so hit or miss and didn't end up with a girl for the night. I still don't think I like this bar pick up scene. It's not like we're picking up regular girls who we need to wine and dine. These are pros.

Those are thoughts for Day 1. Katherine Massage was suggested to me earlier on the forum. Maybe I should hit that today during afternoon.

Can anybody advise if payment to bar girls is before or after? If before, is payment directly to the bar, or to the girl?

I read in the forum earlier that for Rock Hard prices may be 2 k-3 k. Is that the case for other bars too? Since I got quoted 3 k last night, I wanted to be sure I knew the average range I ought to be looking at.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Maila;1816574]Can anybody advise if payment to bar girls is before or after? If before, is payment directly to the bar, or to the girl?

I read in the forum earlier that for Rock Hard prices may be 2 k-3 k. Is that the case for other bars too? Since I got quoted 3 k last night, I wanted to be sure I knew the average range I ought to be looking at.

Thanks![/QUOTE]In Thailand, be it Phuket or Pattaya or Bangkok, the practice is ALWAYS to pay AFTER the deed is done DIRECTLY to the girl. I reiterate. ONLY AFTER. If a girl demands money upfront that is a red flag. Walk away while you still have your cash.

That said, the bar fine is paid at the bar where you pick the girl from. I think 3 k is reasonable, given the time of the year, but that is purely a matter of your judgement. I personally have no complaints against people who splurge or squeeze. Whatever gets you a good time is perfectly valid.

Please discuss ahead whether 3 K is for ST or LT. Stay safe & have fun!

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;1816624]In Thailand, be it Phuket or Pattaya or Bangkok, the practice is ALWAYS to pay AFTER the deed is done DIRECTLY to the girl. I reiterate. ONLY AFTER. If a girl demands money upfront that is a red flag. Walk away while you still have your cash.

That said, the bar fine is paid at the bar where you pick the girl from. I think 3 k is reasonable, given the time of the year, but that is purely a matter of your judgement. I personally have no complaints against people who splurge or squeeze. Whatever gets you a good time is perfectly valid.

Please discuss ahead whether 3 K is for ST or LT. Stay safe & have fun![/QUOTE]Thanks for the confirmation!

I know you were asking about bars only but in case you hit other establishments, in Pattaya, soapies like honey 1, honey 2, Sabai Dee, and Sabai Room all made me pay up front. Soi 6 places were the same.

edit - oops sorry, this is the Phuket thread.

[QUOTE=Maila;1816529]I finally got around to arriving in Phuket.

Those are thoughts for Day 1. Katherine Massage was suggested to me earlier on the forum. Maybe I should hit that today during afternoon.[/QUOTE]Looks like you had a bad start in Phuket. This time of the year it'll be crowded with families and it will get more crowded during Christmas and New Years.

If you have time download the Badoo app on iOS or Android and try to hook with FLers there. I'll be in Phuket on 26th and have already lined up few whom I plan to meet.

There are few really hot ones I'll try to meet if everything goes fine. Katherines is a good option but li'll far in Phuket town. You can try Christines but quality will not be as good as Kathys.

There is MP near Safari Beach hotel. Girls wearing White & Blue, I found a gem there back in October, hope she is still there. Try Seduction / Illuzion & the New Australian club two lanes before Seduction.

I forgot the name, I think it is G&be something, you might find few Ozzy FLers there.

Let me know if you are in Phuket around 26th, we can catch up for a beer.

Soapies / Oilies is a different story though, there its OK to pay up front. I wouldn't pay the bargirl fee upfront, only barfine. Also, this is a BS about paying 1. 5 K barfine but the girl still staying until 3 AM in the bar. If she wants to stay until the bar closes its OK, but then no barfine. Or you can stay with her in the bar after you paid barfine for few more drinks, but only if you wish so. And judging by her attitude won't be surprised if she would later claim this 3 K was only ST.

You were right not to take her, it really doesn't sound like a good start.

Maybe try some bars away from Bangla where it'll likely to be less hassle and also a lower barfine? Also, in some "normal" bars with no obvious WGs might be semi-pros, I've picked a few this way in Samui, worked really well, no barfine too. Another options could be massage places takeaways, or also apps like Badoo hookups. In a recent trip I've actually had a really nice LT with a LB from Badoo whom I've chatted to around 1 am, ended up going to her guesthouse (but have left all my valuables in my hotel) and had a really good night. But I think it was a pure luck that a) she wasn't ugly (they can sometimes use photoshop very well on dating apps) and b) it didn't end nasty (but I didn't have anything to rob with me anyway).

I was up around 8, which meant it was going to be a miserable day, and it didn't disappoint. I hate being up late since I feel like Death the next day. On checkin, the staff had kindly reminded me that no meals were included in my reservation. So, this was the first day on my trip that I had to scavenge for breakfast. I'd become a bit accustomed to having easy access to a nice breakfast buffet. I found Cafe Siam listed as having good breakfast on tripadvisor and decided to go find it. Got a big breakfast, which was average but they made really nice Flat Whites.

On agenda today was to finalize some tour information, have fun, get a girl, and don't spend a small fortune on drinks like yesterday. Tried to set up a Hong by Starlight tour (surprise: they take your booking on the internet without checking capacity), dealt with reservation website failures, talked with credit card company, etc. Why can't anything be easy for once!?

Towards the afternoon, decided to take a walk. I've been ignoring these massage places because they're run by old, ugly women for the most part. Perhaps I should check off a massage place on my list? I had a younger girl proposition me on Beach Road near Bangla (was it the blue / white girls? Or next to them?) and I went along with her. Again, matteresses separated by curtains. Why do I do this to myself? This resulted in a mostly unfortunate quickie best forgotten quickly! Partly my own issue: don't go without an early release. It seems all the girls everywhere start from 3 k here. I brought her down but still probably overpaid. Got an underwhelming massage out of it.

Took a walk on the beach and came back to the hotel for a nap. Around 8 or so, I was ready to head to Bangla. Objective: control the lady drinks today.

Took a walk up and down and eventually decided to go to Rock Hard, given I was thirsty and might as well pay a drink towards that. If the girls are better here, I avoid a series of drink purchases and lady drinks. Even if prices are higher, I probably save in the long run. So, I go upstairs around 9 pm, and I am surprised that they have 8 or 9 girls dancing for around 3 men in total. I order a drink for myself. I thought some of the girls dancing in bars on Bangla were more attractive. Kept my eyes mostly to myself and exited after a drink. Drinks are 100 bahts more expensive that the drinks in bars outside. Didn't think too badly of spending that money since there were so many girls dancing, some topless. Upgraded ascertainment, I reasoned. But I wouldn't want to go with any of these girls. So, no LD, and I got out.

I found some attractive girls dancing on a bar in Soi Sea Dragon. I was about to go there when I was pulled by this other girl also in a bar at Soi Sea Dragon. She seemed more girl next door type. I go with her and eventually offer her a drink. This is a small-time bar and other staff seem happy she got a customer. Newbie? I ask her and she says it's her second week here. Hmmm. Well, I don't necessarily have a thing for hardened pros. On the one hand, an experienced girl is better in some ways. But then, I also like relatively inexperienced girls, who won't start fake moaning, etc. And who'll mostly let me take the initiative and guide things as I please. This girl definitely seemed shy and I paid my tab and was about to leave. Menu listed BF as 300 Baht. Now that's low compared to what I've been seeing. She quotes me 3 k and I bring her down to 2 k. In the end, I take her though I had some apprehensions about her shyness. Said no to drinks for every other person who asked.

But lo behold, once we're on the way, she wants to stop listen to music since it's early. This girl actually seemed to be awed by the nightlife and I imagined she doesn't get to see it much. I say what the heck and go with her into this club. I'd never go into a loud music bar on my own but I almost regarded it as a good thing for me. She wanted then to have me dance with her, to which I declined but I let her go and dance. And she did, for a long time, on her own. After some time then I said, we're going to go. She was pretty punctual and started moving as soon as I indicated that I wanted to go.

I bring her to the hotel and I get around to business. She let me guide things as I wanted to. French kissed with tongue (I tested for kissing before paying the BF). No artificial antics. Total GFE in whatever mattered to me since I was driving everything. So, this was great and awesome. I'm going to tip her for this, I thought. Really happy! Then we went to bed. And again, total girlfriend type.

And she'd never seen lube before. I had to convince her it was safe and good. She is definitely new and wasn't kidding about being 2 weeks in. She said she was from the north.

I felt her getting up in the early morning, bathroom and such. I got up and saw it was 5 am. And she says "I go! Need to work at 11". WTF! What sort of freakin long time is this? What about my morning session!? Am I paying her for freakin sleeping for a couple of hours? I was in no mood to argue at 5 am. I slam 2 k in front of her and she could forget about her tip. So, she exits after pleading sorry. Her voice sounded as if she wanted me to approve and understand but I told her no it's not okay, it's freakin 5 am.

I wouldn't deduct money from one of these girls though for not staying through the morning. Taking off 500 baht - $10-15 is hardly of any significance to me. So, I let her have her full amount, no tip. It's a shame really though. She was totally GFE type while she was at the hotel with me.

Thus ends Day 2. Did not spend a small fortune on drinks and lady drinks. But truth be told, that meant a little less entertainment and fun. I need to find a happy medium over here. And come to think of it, partying with loose women doesn't come for free. And it doesn't really hurt me that much to buy drinks. If I was on a tight budget, I'd be home. Maybe we'll up the nightlife enjoyment factor tonight a bit. Maybe Katherine Massage? It'll cost upwards of a thousand baht just to go and come back. The outrageous taxi rates I'm not happy about though.

Hi Maila,

Love your reviews. You have had some tough times in your first two days.

If your looking for where the quality soapies are go to Soi Kep Sab which is the road after Catherine's if your walking from Bangla Road (it will be on your right).

Don't pay more then 1 k for it and enjoy. I look forward to your next report!

So, yesterday, Day 3 had started off with sending the girl off early in the morning. I had stayed up for a bit surfing and went back to bed and woke up late morning. So, I was expecting to be tired through the day. I've generally been able to take a nap in the evening before I head out for the night. That has made things bearable. I'm starting to think that a short 2 night or so trip wouldn't have been adequate. A slightly longer trip has allowed me to enter into a somewhat slow-paced carefree mode, in which I'm leisurely catching breakfast late in the morning with no rush. I haven't really done much touristying but again, that's because I have some time.

I've been trying to work out a schedule of what to do when. I thought I'd stroll around or park myself at the beach in the early afternoon and try to hit Katherine Massage in the late afternoon in time for their happy hour deal. I decided to fork over money for a taxi. If I remember right, there were some reports of the place not honoring the early bird discount listed on the site. I'd just have to take the chance. There will be times, I'll walk out when faced with bait-and-switch charges and sometimes I'll go with it. I didn't know what I'd do here. I walked out in Chiang Mai when they quoted me double the price.

One thing to do was to ask the local van drivers (songathews or something? They're just glorified pickup trucks with hard seating installed). I haven't seen tuktuks here I think even though I read about them. The vans go on defined routes if I understand correctly. Mostly just round and round in a small area. I didn't think they'd go to Phuket town. I thought about asking a couple for pricing. In the end though, I just asked my hotel to call me a taxi for 500 baht.

This was around 4 pm and they kept saying traffic jam even though I couldn't see any jam. But within 10 minutes, we were sitting in traffic almost all the way through. He kept telling me about the 4 pm traffic jam. So, it took about an hour and I actually had him drop me off at the local mall (Ocean mall), which google listed at around a 10 minute walk. I did that to avoid rates being jacked up because of a kickback to the driver. Driver couldn't understand why I'd want to to go that mall instead of a nicer one. LESSON: start around 3 PM to go to Katherine from Patong.

I used Google Maps on my phone for walking directions to Katherine. (My phone has a DTAC sim I got for 15 days, with 4 gb data. I had earlier acquired a nice GSM+CDMA unlocked phone with all sorts of frequencies, since I travel a lot. So, I'm able to get nice 4 G LTE. My previous cheaper phone was restricted to 2 G Edge speeds because of lack of local frequency support). I find Google Maps directions to be flawless for the most part (I also reported this when I was trying to hit FKK World in Germany) whereas I reserve my cursing for my car's Garmin Nuvi.

I get into Katherine and I'm a bit unfamiliar with what to do. They point me to the desk and I go and stand in front of it. Papasan hands me a set of cards. Now that I recall, this is what I read earlier but at the time I had expected to see a fishbowl (incorrectly, it seems). So, no problem. I started browsing through the cards. These photos were airbrushed and photoshopped but listed info like height, weight, English, kissing, etc. I think most of it was mostly identical. I settled on one girl and told Papasan the number. But he said wait, they coming.

Eventually all the girls came for a lineup. Okay, I was not expecting a live lineup in front of me and frankly a live lineup makes me uncomfortable. They're being judged and they see me judging them. And I'm being judged by them and I see them. I don't like it. I saw the girl I had picked out from the card and I immediately changed my choice. I also felt a bit under pressue now that they were standing in front of me. So, anyway, I picked a girl who kind of appealed to me and told Papasan the number, who announced the number loudly. See, again, this is why I don't like this public setup. Why can't they go and he quietly bring out the chosen one?

So, I think this happened before the line up but he typed into a calculator 2500. Then he said, happy hour discount and typed in 2000. So, he gave me the early bird discount but I didn't remember what rate was listed on the site. I had no way to verify I was getting a real discount or a discount off an inflated price. But I could go with 2 k.

I paid 2 k and they asked me if I needed taxi to go back. I said, yes, to Patong beach. They said 600 and I laughed and said I just paid 500 to come here. He and two other guys laughed. They said it costs 600 for taxi here. I said I got taxi guy's phone number. They quite jovially insisted he'll charge 600 for here. I said, I knew the deal, I'll call him a little distance away. It was all pretty light-hearted. Girl was standing there (I didn't see her), and I went with her.

She took my footwear and gave me another pair for indoor use. She took me upstairs to a fairly nice room. This is what I am talking about. I hate those massage place matteresses separated by a curtain. I'm into decent, upscale-style settings. But I was unfamiliar with what I was expected to do. She seemed pretty prepared with stuff, bags, what not. Gave me water and starting preparing. Eventually took off her clothes and motioned for me to do the same. I still felt a bit awkward at not knowing what to do. Went into the shower with her and she proceeded to do a shower scrub. So, this was fairly interesting to experience. I imagine if I was much more attractive and well-mainted like a couple of years ago, it would have been nicer but for now, this was a professional scrubbing, not exactly erotic shower, etc. Special washing attention given to your groin.

After that she had me walk out of the shower and dry myself. Gave me a towel. It all seemed very nicely done. However, a couple of times, she excused herself to go to the toilet. She started a massage and it wasn't a half-hearted non-massage. I'd say it was somewhat decent attempt at a massage where she knew something. I was fairly happy with it considering the context. She did the flip side and then proceeded to do a body to body. This seems juveline but it tickled me. She actually asked me if I didn't like. I was like, no, I'm just ticklish. She probably didn't understand but didn't seem to think that I was saying that I didn't like, so it was okay.

This girl had the best boobs I have seen thus far in Thailand. Real, big boobs. Nice darker tits. However, she didn't say a whole lot. Maybe it was the English. She said she was from Bangkok.

After this she went on cowgirl style. Usually that's not the best position from me and but this time I was able to work with that. Afterwards, cleanup and another shower. Now, she'd ask me to step out from the shower and then close the door and shower herself. I must admit I find that a tad interesting and odd. I mean, there's not much for her to hide? I didn't think the door was being closed to prevent water-splashing. Just something interesting that I mused over.

We went downtairs. (Am I supposed to tip? I didn't). They gave me an evaluation card (did you spend an hour? Did you get body to body? Where did you hear about us?, etc.) and actually had the girl hand me the card. I filled it out and gave it back to her.

She was very professional through the entire thing. It was an interesting experience. I have never had it before. I exited and walked back to the mall and found a taxi there. It was a little harder than I expected but the tourist info guy with a taxi sign agreed to drive me back for 500 baht.

At night around 10 PM, I went to Bangla although I did not have an intention to find an overnight girl. I've oddly been content with one session. And I want to catch up on sleep. I only wanted to go in to hang out with a bunch of girls.

I walked into Crazy Horse. I'm not sure I understand the structure. Is it one place / bar or is it like 10-15 separate bars? The front was active and crowded so I ventured into the back / middle. And one of the bars there, it seemed like their MO was to sent a huge cluster of girls to an approaching guy, cheering, and surrounding him in a way it would be hard to resist. Fucking crazy girls, in a nice way. I think they did this even when sitting with a ladydrink. They'd get up and leave and be back in a minute.

So, I sat over there but I allowed time before I ordered and let the crowd of girls around me thin out to one. I'm not buying ladydrinks for a crowd. But I guess I am already resolved that I am here for buying ladydrinks. Menu listed LD as 220. Ehh, I have usually paid. I had a nice friendly girl sitting with me and she started playing these strategy games with me. These girls get too much practice. I didn't win a single one. I lost every time and with every game. But I spent some time playing with them, I bought two girls tequila shots. I had a number of other girls stop by and play the game with us taking turns (but without buying drinks for them) with some going to dance and others taking their place, etc. We were building this tall tower thing using blocks, which requires coordination, and that becomes tougher if you're drinking much, ha.

The good thing here was that each girl was wearing a tag, which included her name, number, and whether she was a coyote or not. Those who were coyote said "Coyote"; others said "Welcome." If I remember right, the name of the bar within Crazy Horse was "Pimped"

A little before 1 am, I didn't want to continue buying them drinks, so I thought I'd exit. And I thought it'd be nice to go back to hotel and sleep. The girl I was with said, go home? Alone? Not with me? I said, yes, I'm going to go sleep. If she was more, err, "hands on", I might have reconsidered but I didn't think it mattered. I did think I should catch up on sleep. Maybe I'll go back today to the same bar and find that girl.

LESSON (mostly for myself): buy some ladydrinks, hold the girls tight, fondle them, play with them, have a good time. There was some other guys sitting on that bar alone. That could be me on any day. But I liked not being typical me and being a bit more social.

I spent three days in this wonderful place for relaxation with plenty of restaurants for all tastes. It is definitely not for mongering because it is now a family destination. I would recommend the Grand Sunset Hotel for a good value that is right across the street from the middle of the beach.

I was in Phuket last week again for the 5th time this year! Can't get enough. Was pleasantly surprised with the going rate for Massage girl which 1500-2000 THB for the night! Got lot of information from one of the parlors I visited near J'Ceylon.

I did not experience this during my previous visits, I knew the girls at the parlor will come out with you after midnight but I always assumed it would be from around 3-4 K THB or more. But the Flat rate is 2 K and if you negotiate hard, then 1500.

I had a girl every single night ranging from 1500-2000 and special one for new year, got her from Badoo, rate 2 K. This time of the year the girls are fresh and definitely new faces, new skills. I was blown away with the skills of few girls!

I'll be posting hotel information in the Hotel Thread.

Good 7 days spent!

Happy New Year, Stay Safe, Bang Safe.

Static.

Tried Okamoto 003 this time in Phuket, suppose to be the thinnest latex condom and as good as Sagami. I did not experience much difference from the regular condoms.

Haven't tried Sagami yet and was not able to find one this time as well. But there was always fear of breaking the condom so was very conscious.

[QUOTE=StaticCouch;1821548]Tried Okamoto 003 this time in Phuket, suppose to be the thinnest latex condom and as good as Sagami. I did not experience much difference from the regular condoms.

Haven't tried Sagami yet and was not able to find one this time as well. But there was always fear of breaking the condom so was very conscious.[/QUOTE]The 003's are not all that thin anymore. One of the girls on my last trip to Pattaya, to my surprise, had the Okamoto. 02's which I like. However, I had brought along my Sagami 0. 01's, which I had ordered off of eBay from Japan. But not even these feel like the real thing. One time the girl was getting a little dry, we stopped to change position and I reinserted and soon things started feeling really good as, I assumed, she was juicing up again. I quickly came from the awesome feeling but was surprised to discover the condom had broke! So use some caution with these ultra thin condoms. Fortunately, no diseases or sperm cells were transfered (I have had a Vasectomy), but I now carry a small tube of lube with me to be safe. I find many of the girls can self lubricate at the beginning, but after a few minutes they dry out, and only some of the girls carry any lube. The last girl I was with, who was quite new to the business, took note of the lube I had with me and said she would get some of her own. I guess she didn't even know about it!

I have used sagami several times. Unfortunately, my experience is they have a tendency to fall off during the act. On three occasions, I pulled out after orgasm but the condom remained inside and the girl had to pull it out. A bit disconcerting but it felt great when using.

They sell Sagami (in large version) at the pharmacy of the basement of the Terminal 21 mall off Asoke next to the large grocery store.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1825410]The 003's are not all that thin anymore. One of the girls on my last trip to Pattaya, to my surprise, had the Okamoto. 02's which I like. However, I had brought along my Sagami 0. 01's, which I had ordered off of eBay from Japan. But not even these feel like the real thing. One time the girl was getting a little dry, we stopped to change position and I reinserted and soon things started feeling really good as, I assumed, she was juicing up again. I quickly came from the awesome feeling but was surprised to discover the condom had broke! So use some caution with these ultra thin condoms. Fortunately, no diseases or sperm cells were transfered (I have had a Vasectomy), but I now carry a small tube of lube with me to be safe. I find many of the girls can self lubricate at the beginning, but after a few minutes they dry out, and only some of the girls carry any lube. The last girl I was with, who was quite new to the business, took note of the lube I had with me and said she would get some of her own. I guess she didn't even know about it![/QUOTE]

Are there any daytime BJ bars in Patong Beach like [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s in Bangkok or any short time bars with rooms. Here now and haven't had any luck locating one.

Heading over to Phuket shortly and wondering in Hollywood is still a good place for FLs? I have a girl I met there last time who's great and I have her number but hoping for some variety.

I'll be staying in Surin. Are there any adventures to be had there without trekking to Patong?

Any recent updates on lovely Phuket appreciated!

Hey Tony, did you try these in the end?

[QUOTE=TonyIndian;1799285]Any reviews?

They responded to me saying that they have 2 white / European ladies but the price quoted was high. They seem to have a good following on Facebook and I intend to try them (a Thai girl) in-call in Patong.

BTW if you are interested in getting or trading numbers of white / Russian ladies PM Me. I am trying to form a special interest group for the same. With all the Russian ladies on the island we should be able to get service for reasonable prices IMO.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DavidRim;1829193]Heading over to Phuket shortly and wondering in Hollywood is still a good place for FLs? I have a girl I met there last time who's great and I have her number but hoping for some variety.

I'll be staying in Surin. Are there any adventures to be had there without trekking to Patong?

Any recent updates on lovely Phuket appreciated![/QUOTE]Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.

Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.

[QUOTE=DavidRim;1829205]Hey Tony, did you try these in the end?[/QUOTE]I had contacted them in December and there was a brit girl, she was asking for USD 500/ HR! I confirmed twice on the mail as I thought it was THB 500/ HR but she was asking for dollars (reason was-on holiday & quick money).

Pretty bad and didn't take the offer.

Not too late so thanks for the info Static.

[QUOTE=StaticCouch;1833742]Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.

Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WantSomeFun;1829155]Are there any daytime BJ bars in Patong Beach like *'s in Bangkok or any short time bars with rooms. Here now and haven't had any luck locating one.[/QUOTE]Massage places are your best bet, they usually don't have a separate room but a quite corner you can do the deeds. The ones with pretty, young, made-up girls are the ones offer extras.

There is a concentration of quite a few sure massage places in a street called Soi Kep Sab, look it up on Google, walk around, they might have a room, ask for it. Prices start at 2 k, but I am sure on a quiet day they do 1. 5 k for a full service, for BJ you need a good haggling skill to bring them down to a reasonable rate.

For BJ you can also try the massage places with Lady Boys, you might get lucky with an expert with DT action!

[QUOTE=StaticCouch;1833742]Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.

Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.[/QUOTE]Tiger Disco: Seduction Club: Illuzion: White Room:

Hollywood is now VIP room Phuket: then there is this one more club even I forgot the name with G.

What about any early evening action all this is late night action, anyone have any clue about the early evening FL's action there were some around the jungceylon mall starbucks or one coffee shop I am confused with the name.

Cheers happy hunting,

Alex

[QUOTE=Tomasb;1825477]I have used sagami several times. Unfortunately, my experience is they have a tendency to fall off during the act. On three occasions, I pulled out after orgasm but the condom remained inside and the girl had to pull it out. A bit disconcerting but it felt great when using.[/QUOTE]You need not quit! I had a big stash of Sagamis with me during my trip to Thailand. The problem I had was not with them coming off, but with getting them on in the first place. Once on, they stayed on and it was great! The girls would tell me it felt like going bareback, which is exactly the effect that I wanted of course! But sometimes it was just too difficult to get the damn things on, so I'm glad I had my other stash of usual condoms with me. If we fumbled around a bit too long with a Sagami and it just wouldn't fit, then I turned to using one of my other brand of condoms, and that was just dandy too. I still have plenty of Sagamis left. I intend to use those up, but probably won't buy anymore of them. Not unless they come out with Sagami Magnums or something like that hahahaha!

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1835787]Tiger Disco: Seduction Club: Illuzion: White Room:

Hollywood is now VIP room Phuket: then there is this one more club even I forgot the name with G.

What about any early evening action all this is late night action, anyone have any clue about the early evening FL's action there were some around the jungceylon mall starbucks or one coffee shop I am confused with the name.
[/QUOTE]If you need early action Massage places are the best, just opposite to J'Ceylon there is a place where girls wear white & blue.

If you surpass them there are few girls wearing pink or red top and black skirts sitting at the entrance of an alley.

I picked up a girl from there and she took me to a room 10 steps in the alley, I ended up getting a BJ and asked her to come for the night at my hotel.

She obliged and we struck deal at 2 K for full night and believe me it is worth, she was bang on time at 12:30 am and left around 8 am in the morning. The girl was hot and the most big naturals I've seen in a thai girl.

Totally worth.

The club you mentioned with G is an Australian club in the alley next to Tiger, I know there are few Australians always willing to be picked up but I never approached them assuming they would be beyond 5 K for ST.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe.

Static!

I forgot to mention that putting them on, as you noted, was also a problem. Since the label is in Japanese, it was impossible to tell what size they are but presume they are small per Jap standards. That could be the reason they have a tendency to slip off.

I think they rolled up to my knob whilst deeply engaged with the girl and come off when one becomes too vigorous. They do feel great though at least once I think it was because I really was BB with the girl as it had already come off. Oops! I think the other times, they came off whilst disengaging.

I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. By the way, I bought these Sagami's in a small pharmacy next to the nice grocery store in the basement of Asok Terminal 21. Most stores and pharma do not carry these. Nevertheless, proceed at your own risk.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1835802]You need not quit! I had a big stash of Sagamis with me during my trip to Thailand. The problem I had was not with them coming off, but with getting them on in the first place. Once on, they stayed on and it was great! The girls would tell me it felt like going bareback, which is exactly the effect that I wanted of course! But sometimes it was just too difficult to get the damn things on, so I'm glad I had my other stash of usual condoms with me. If we fumbled around a bit too long with a Sagami and it just wouldn't fit, then I turned to using one of my other brand of condoms, and that was just dandy too. I still have plenty of Sagamis left. I intend to use those up, but probably won't buy anymore of them. Not unless they come out with Sagami Magnums or something like that hahahaha![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tomasb;1836960]I forgot to mention that putting them on, as you noted, was also a problem. Since the label is in Japanese, it was impossible to tell what size they are but presume they are small per Jap standards. That could be the reason they have a tendency to slip off.

I think they rolled up to my knob whilst deeply engaged with the girl and come off when one becomes too vigorous. They do feel great though at least once I think it was because I really was BB with the girl as it had already come off. Oops! I think the other times, they came off whilst disengaging.

I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. By the way, I bought these Sagami's in a small pharmacy next to the nice grocery store in the basement of Asok Terminal 21. Most stores and pharma do not carry these. Nevertheless, proceed at your own risk.[/QUOTE]These Sagami condoms are not made of latex but of polyurethane which is less stretchable than latex. So in general they are made a bit more wide than latex condoms of the same size (length).

Maybe that was the reason why the store clerk said they were large size.

[QUOTE=Tomasb;1836960]
I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. [/QUOTE]Sagami come in two sizes, L and Regular. The L size ones have the alphabet L written boldly on the box. Easy to notice. The one without L are regular.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1837155]These Sagami condoms are not made of latex but of polyurethane which is less stretchable than latex. So in general they are made a bit more wide than latex condoms of the same size (length).

Maybe that was the reason why the store clerk said they were large size.[/QUOTE]There is indeed no flex in the condom like latex. I initially had purchased L size but they came off sometimes when I changed position and mostly when I withdrew post orgasm. I tried the regular ones and they seem to have a snug fit.

I came across singlets in the pharmacy at Suvarnabhumi airport. It would be better to try and see which one fits well before making the investment into buying a box of 5 and being unable to enjoy.

Unfortunately for me the 0. 01's seems to have been disallowed in Singapore hence now need to be ordered online like anywhere else. 0. 02's in both L and regular size are easily available in most of the Pharmacies or sex shops and cost approx 25 SGD for a pack of 5. In case anyone is passing or visiting Singapore then it would be a good idea to stock up if you prefer using these condoms.

[QUOTE=Maila;1817535]

. . . .
One thing to do was to ask the local van drivers (songathews or something? They're just glorified pickup trucks with hard seating installed). I haven't seen tuktuks here I think even though I read about them. The vans go on defined routes if I understand correctly. Mostly just round and round in a small area. I didn't think they'd go to Phuket town. I thought about asking a couple for pricing. In the end though, I just asked my hotel to call me a taxi for 500 baht.

This was around 4 pm and they kept saying traffic jam even though I couldn't see any jam. But within 10 minutes, we were sitting in traffic almost all the way through. He kept telling me about the 4 pm traffic jam. So, it took about an hour and I actually had him drop me off at the local mall (Ocean mall), which google listed at around a 10 minute walk. I did that to avoid rates being jacked up because of a kickback to the driver. Driver couldn't understand why I'd want to to go that mall instead of a nicer one. LESSON: start around 3 PM to go to Katherine from Patong.

I used Google Maps on my phone for walking directions to Katherine. (My phone has a DTAC sim I got for 15 days, with 4 gb data. I had earlier acquired a nice GSM+CDMA unlocked phone with all sorts of frequencies, since I travel a lot. So, I'm able to get nice 4 G LTE. My previous cheaper phone was restricted to 2 G Edge speeds because of lack of local frequency support). I find Google Maps directions to be flawless for the most part (I also reported this when I was trying to hit FKK World in Germany) whereas I reserve my cursing for my car's Garmin Nuvi.

I get into Katherine and I'm a bit unfamiliar with what to do. They point me to the desk and I go and stand in front of it. Papasan hands me a set of cards. Now that I recall, this is what I read earlier but at the time I had expected to see a fishbowl (incorrectly, it seems). So, no problem. I started browsing through the cards. These photos were airbrushed and photoshopped but listed info like height, weight, English, kissing, etc. I think most of it was mostly identical. I settled on one girl and told Papasan the number. But he said wait, they coming.

Eventually all the girls came for a lineup. Okay, I was not expecting a live lineup in front of me and frankly a live lineup makes me uncomfortable. They're being judged and they see me judging them. And I'm being judged by them and I see them. I don't like it. I saw the girl I had picked out from the card and I immediately changed my choice. I also felt a bit under pressue now that they were standing in front of me. So, anyway, I picked a girl who kind of appealed to me and told Papasan the number, who announced the number loudly. See, again, this is why I don't like this public setup. Why can't they go and he quietly bring out the chosen one?

So, I think this happened before the line up but he typed into a calculator 2500. Then he said, happy hour discount and typed in 2000. So, he gave me the early bird discount but I didn't remember what rate was listed on the site. I had no way to verify I was getting a real discount or a discount off an inflated price. But I could go with 2 k.

I paid 2 k and they asked me if I needed taxi to go back. I said, yes, to Patong beach. They said 600 and I laughed and said I just paid 500 to come here. He and two other guys laughed. They said it costs 600 for taxi here. I said I got taxi guy's phone number. They quite jovially insisted he'll charge 600 for here. I said, I knew the deal, I'll call him a little distance away. It was all pretty light-hearted. Girl was standing there (I didn't see her), and I went with her.

She took my footwear and gave me another pair for indoor use. She took me upstairs to a fairly nice room. This is what I am talking about. I hate those massage place matteresses separated by a curtain. I'm into decent, upscale-style settings. But I was unfamiliar with what I was expected to do. She seemed pretty prepared with stuff, bags, what not. Gave me water and starting preparing. Eventually took off her clothes and motioned for me to do the same. I still felt a bit awkward at not knowing what to do. Went into the shower with her and she proceeded to do a shower scrub. So, this was fairly interesting to experience. I imagine if I was much more attractive and well-mainted like a couple of years ago, it would have been nicer but for now, this was a professional scrubbing, not exactly erotic shower, etc. Special washing attention given to your groin.

After that she had me walk out of the shower and dry myself. Gave me a towel. It all seemed very nicely done. However, a couple of times, she excused herself to go to the toilet. She started a massage and it wasn't a half-hearted non-massage. I'd say it was somewhat decent attempt at a massage where she knew something. I was fairly happy with it considering the context. She did the flip side and then proceeded to do a body to body. This seems juveline but it tickled me. She actually asked me if I didn't like. I was like, no, I'm just ticklish. She probably didn't understand but didn't seem to think that I was saying that I didn't like, so it was okay.

This girl had the best boobs I have seen thus far in Thailand. Real, big boobs. Nice darker tits. However, she didn't say a whole lot. Maybe it was the English. She said she was from Bangkok.

After this she went on cowgirl style. Usually that's not the best position from me and but this time I was able to work with that. Afterwards, cleanup and another shower. Now, she'd ask me to step out from the shower and then close the door and shower herself. I must admit I find that a tad interesting and odd. I mean, there's not much for her to hide? I didn't think the door was being closed to prevent water-splashing. Just something interesting that I mused over.

We went downtairs. (Am I supposed to tip? I didn't). They gave me an evaluation card (did you spend an hour? Did you get body to body? Where did you hear about us?, etc.) and actually had the girl hand me the card. I filled it out and gave it back to her.

She was very professional through the entire thing. It was an interesting experience. I have never had it before. I exited and walked back to the mall and found a taxi there. It was a little harder than I expected but the tourist info guy with a taxi sign agreed to drive me back for 500 baht.

[/QUOTE]The Songthaews are very cheap and goes from the beaches, for example Patong and Karon, to Phuket. They operate until 6 pm But it takes time and you have at least 10 minutes walk in the heat from the songthaew station to Katherines, so I took a taxi with aircon for 550 bath. I asked the driver to take me to Twin Inn hotell in Phuket town which is situated next to Katherine's.

I choose one girl from the set of cards. I took the one that offered french kiss. The price was 3 090 bath for 90 minutes. This was with the happy hour discount. The girl took me upstairs to a very nice room. We showered together. The procedure was 1. Erotic massage. 2. Body-to-body. 3. Blowjob. 4. Fuck.

The massage and body-to-body did not turn me on. It was not professional and not made with any feeling. But the blowjob was fantastic. After that I started the final part by licking her. She started to make noises immediately, which is not very realistic. But I continued and could eventually notice from the movements of her pussy etc that she at least had any pleasure. Finally I took her in missionary position. The sex was OK but not more.

Link: [URL]http://www.katherine-escort.com[/URL].

A visit of Tiger Bar on Bangla road in Phuket. These girls really know how to work that pole, even two girls at once climbing into the pole. Good atmosphere, good music, seat with nice views of the bar and of course good drinks. These girls are hired as dancers and therefore will probably not go out with you. One of the girls told me she might earn up to 80 k baht in tips and drinks during high season!!

[URL]https://youtu.be/4wXo6DsqKYc[/URL]

Been to Patong on several occasions but bit concerned about my schedule this time around. Will be arriving very late on a Wednesday night and have limited chance for any action as have relatives be joining the following day before noon. I expect to be ready to leave from my hotel latest 02:00 hrs AM after checking in. Would that be too late to hit Soi Kep Sab for an oily massage with extras? (Have had many a good experiences here). Ideally I would like to hit one of the massage parlors there and with a bit of luck manage shop one of the providers with me home. Which have done with great success in the past. But never arrived this late!

Will Soi Kep Sap be dead by then? And no other option than to hit Bangla / Tiger disco / Suzy Wong's maybe?

Advise much appreciated so I manage my night best possible, and would really like to avoid having to shop at Bangla somehow. Assume Soi Kep Sab still the place to go for most massage activity (Christineçs will be closed already at midnight as I understand. And shopping one home from there not in the cards any case).

[QUOTE=JKorea;1845034]Been to Patong on several occasions but bit concerned about my schedule this time around. Will be arriving very late on a Wednesday night and have limited chance for any action as have relatives be joining the following day before noon. I expect to be ready to leave from my hotel latest 02:00 hrs AM after checking in. Would that be too late to hit Soi Kep Sab for an oily massage with extras? (Have had many a good experiences here). Ideally I would like to hit one of the massage parlors there and with a bit of luck manage shop one of the providers with me home. Which have done with great success in the past. But never arrived this late!

Will Soi Kep Sap be dead by then? And no other option than to hit Bangla / Tiger disco / Suzy Wong's maybe?

Advise much appreciated so I manage my night best possible, and would really like to avoid having to shop at Bangla somehow. Assume Soi Kep Sab still the place to go for most massage activity (Christines will be closed already at midnight as I understand. And shopping one home from there not in the cards any case).[/QUOTE]J K,

You might find that a good few of the massage shops are still doing a little trade even along the rat road toward Soi Kepsab. Other than that only option is hitting the beer bars and discos to get your hands on F / L for the night.

Del

Hey mongers!

I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice!

I have a stupid question. I have RTFF and I can't find this one here or online anywhere (maybe because it is too stupid). I booked an escort in Phuket, simply because she is from there (or says she is from there), to help me get around and also to have a more GFE time while doing some sightseeing. My question is this: is it bad form to take said escort out to gogos and beer bars? Not specifically to find another girl but, hey, if the opportunity presents itself! I guess I'm wondering if it is bad form to even go to these places with an LT escort in the first place.

[QUOTE=BigRig2007;1846291]I have a stupid question. I have RTFF and I can't find this one here or online anywhere (maybe because it is too stupid). I booked an escort in Phuket, simply because she is from there (or says she is from there), to help me get around and also to have a more GFE time while doing some sightseeing. My question is this: is it bad form to take said escort out to gogos and beer bars? Not specifically to find another girl but, hey, if the opportunity presents itself! I guess I'm wondering if it is bad form to even go to these places with an LT escort in the first place.[/QUOTE]I would simply ask her. Would think most of them would be OK.

Which agency did you use to book her?

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1845283]J K,

You might find that a good few of the massage shops are still doing a little trade even along the rat road toward Soi Kepsab. Other than that only option is hitting the beer bars and discos to get your hands on F / L for the night.

Del[/QUOTE]Delbhoy,

Thanks. Thought about that also, but have had very average experiences in those shops. Not all offered anything extra.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1846270]Hey mongers!

I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice![/QUOTE]Unless you are more interested in beaches, I'd say go to Pattaya. For mongering there is simply no comparison possible. The possibilities in Pattaya are way above those in Phuket.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1846270]Hey mongers!

I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice![/QUOTE]If you've been to neither, then you really should go to both to see which one you like the best. I prefer this order: Phuket, Pattaya, Bangkok. Yes, Pattaya has more choice but Phuket is a nicer town and there was more than enough there for me to do for the 3 days I stayed there. In fact, if that's all the time you have, then that really isn't enough to explore all that Pattaya has to offer. You need at least 7 days minimum in Pattaya I feel. But again, you really need to go to both places and decide for yourself. Nobody can tell you which will be best for you. Only you yourself can determine that.

[QUOTE=JKorea;1846333]Delbhoy,

Thanks. Thought about that also, but have had very average experiences in those shops. Not all offered anything extra.[/QUOTE]JK,

I did not find Soi KepSab appealing at all, there are better places on Thwaweewong Rd, Rat-you-Tit Rd. Explore there. Read on of my previous post on few hotties near Safari Beach Hotel (beach Road. Opp: Immigration office).

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1846270]Hey mongers!

I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice![/QUOTE]Pattaya has overwhelming amount of candy and it adult disneyland but Phuket is right mix of natural beauty and silicon enhanced beauty. You should choose as per your priorities.

Shake that ass baby [URL]https://youtu.be/0r4EbANBrfc[/URL].

Tiger bar girls dancing on the bars while you can sit back and enjoy the scenery. Indeed totally different to Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1846270]
I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice![/QUOTE]My first time I went to Phuket for 4 nights, then went to Pattaya for a week. I was glad I went to Phuket first. Being a LOS newbie, the slower and more orderly pace of Bangla Road, relatively speaking, helped to prepare me for the intensity of Pattaya's Walking Street.

But if you have experience in BKK, you might be ready to dive in to Walking Street's insaneness, but it would also depend on what you are looking for. There is more to chose from in Pattaya, and there is plenty of action from afternoon until nearly sunrise. Other than a few massage places, I have found the pickings pretty slim in Patong until after 8 or 9 PM. So if you want nonstop pussy, go to Pattaya. If you want to relax a bit during the day, then try Phuket this time and hit Pattaya on your next trip.

Checking out of the Landmark walked to the tailor just down the street from the hotel, where I got measured for a black suite and three shirts. Hopped into a cab and off to the airport to head down to Phuket paid the cabbie 150 bht and once we got to the airport he wanted 500 but more saying he took toll road maybe I didn't under stand him in the begin? A lady watched this going down took the cab after me as I said to her "watch him".

Got my boarding pass for Air Asia from a kiosk in from of the terminal walked to the gate and waited for the bus that took us over to the plane. I don't understand my fellow travelers, for example as soon as the plane stops they jump out of there seats and pull down there carry on from the over head locker and get on there hand phones, the door for the plane is still closed. They rush to the baggage area and wait again before the luggage conveyor belt starts running. Once they get their bags rush to taxi stand and mini bus line. I just sit back and take it all in, I see my bag go by once and I pick it up on the second go around before heading out. I check out all of the travel info booths in the terminal. I opt for a private car to drive me to Patong Beach Hotel instead of a mini van, which will stop at some shop and everyone's hotel before mine. Straight and direct, I paid 800 bth compared to the 180 bth for the mini van option this is one of the things I learned her on ISG.

Checking in to the Patong Beach Hotel the lady working the counter spoke so quickly I only got about half of what she said I remember this is not girl friendly hotel 1,500 bth extra for and added guest, another lady brought me a small glass of a fruity drink. Up to the room on the sixth floor, I crashed from the jet lag from the 20 hour flight from the USA so I grabbed a nap till 9 pm when a big boom went off and wake me up. Strolled over to Bungler Road, Patong Walking Street with loads of bars Wow what an eye-opening thing to see in person, not on the Internet. Go-go girls up on.

The bars shaking there asses off, street performers, people hustling ping pop / live sex shows, photo with lady boys in Las Vegas type outfits. In the middle of the night I got Buddha belly maybe from the ice from that fruit drink earlier?

I slept most of the day, finally got out around 5 pm walked over to the Hardrock Caf for a steak breakfast, lunch & dinner. Checking out all of the little stalls selling knick-knacks vacation stuff, I walked past Christin's massage and made a mental note of its location it's a big building like this is hard to forget. Walked down Bungler Road and say a great sunset so headed for the beach, shot some photos of the sunset, parachute riders, and fire jugulars on the beach. Walked back to the hotel for another shower. Heading out again to Christin's massage on the way I booked a tourist stuff for the next day from the hotel.

Walked into Christin's massage, up the stairs to the second floor and there was another big bright fishbowl with some nice looking ladies in it. I those number 23, a fare skin lady with a good size boobs which I learned they were bolt-ONS, she seam to have what I would conceder Latin facial features, neatly shaved with some slight traces of stretch marks. The papa-son asked me which one I wanted, he recommended a lady on the end she was not my type. Another lady was waving at me, which is always a good sign, but I picked a lady in a stripped dress doing her make-up. The papa-son walked away so quickly not saying a word one of the other coworkers said fallow him. Papa-son is now standing in front of a cashier station to the right of the fishbowl. I paid the 2,300 bth fee and number 23 came out, she took a slip of paper from the cashier. We made introductions while waiting for the elevator she had a beautiful face and her make-up was like wow! We got off on the 6th floor #23 dropped the slip of paper of on a desk in the middle of the corridor.

We walked into the room there was a bed, two person bath tube and area for body-to-body slide. I wish I could remember her name instead of her number, she started the bath and said okay get undressed you don't have to tell me twice! She washed me all over just like in Bangkok, stood up and showered off and down to the air matters, which she got all soapy before I laid down. This was my first body-to-body massage and it was good, number 23 the neatly shaved down stairs but I could fell the stubble on my body as she glided all over me. I liked best of all when she was scissoring me! During the soapy she asked my age, and I asked her to guess? Her first answer was 30,35 and 40 when I told her I was 50 she placed both hands on my face for a closure look she was quite surprised with that answer.

We moved to the bed for some boom-boom, once again we hit all of the standard positions covered JB, HJ, Miss, Cowgirl, 69, I even placed a finger in her but which she didn't disapprove. After we showered again and got dressed, I tipped her 200 bth we took the elevator back down stairs and she gave the tip money to the cashier and didn't put it into her pocketbook. We parted and I walked back downstairs as a guy & girl couple where coming up the stairs interesting.

Left the hotel at 8:45 am, went to James Bond Island for some of those touristy things for the day. After getting back to the hotel from the tour and another shower before heading to get a pedicure at 5 Star Massage I saw this place the other day while walking down Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi Rd.

After that I wanted to try one of those oily massage where there are a bunch of ladies sitting in front of the shops calling "massage honey" so stopped at Kanya Massage. I choose a short hair, tanned, small boobs attendant for a 400 bth oily massage. Walked into the shop passed the tourist getting there leg massages through a secondary room which had three small cubicles and a washing & drier in it too a third room in the back of the shop. Witched had more cubicles on the right side maybe six feet wide by eight feet deep just large enough for a small matters with walls that didn't go all the way to the top and they had electric fans over each wall.

The attendant did a very good job on the oily massage, on the turn she said HJ or BJ I choose for a 500 bth HJ, I asked for her to take her top off she said 200 bth extra, I was having a hard time to pop she was doing everything she could thing of. She once again did a very good job.

This is the beer bar on the front left hand side of the old Soi Tiger beer bar row. I BFed the hottest girl to date in Thailand. BF was 800 baht but had to come back and get her at 1:00 am. She was really tiny 5'1"ish looked to be less than 100 lbs or there about with serious bolt ONS see or the. Make up stars on her face and a lot of tattoos. Her name was Julie and appeared to be the most popular girl there so her friend told me to act fast, but she would hook it up so she went with me instead of any of her other suitors. She was very responsive and GFE in the sack. Talked a lot. There was a lot of kissing and cuddling. Not sure of what it would cost because I just gave her my last 3000 baht. I felt t was worth it but she prolly would have done less. Off to Singapore tomorrow so didn't need the baht. This girl was an exquisite masterpiece of beauty though. Highly recommend this place. There were actually a lot of really beautiful girls in the beer bar complex. I think Julie was a coyote.

[QUOTE=LeisureDude;1852406]I slept most of the day, finally got out around 5 pm walked over to the Hardrock Caf for a steak breakfast, lunch & dinner. Checking out all of the little stalls selling knick-knacks vacation stuff, I walked past Christin's massage[/QUOTE]Really enjoying your reports Leisure Dude. Welcome to ISG!

So I will be in Phuket in 2 weeks, any advice on where to get tailored suits and prescription drugs like xanax?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Benargen;1857902]So I will be in Phuket in 2 weeks, any advice on where to get tailored suits and prescription drugs like xanax?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Not sure about the above but for nice views visit Tiger bar.

[URL]https://youtu.be/1YwO8hAaDx4[/URL]

[QUOTE=Benargen;1857902]So I will be in Phuket in 2 weeks, any advice on where to get tailored suits and prescription drugs like xanax?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Get tailored suits back home. The Indian "tailors" in Thailand sell garbage to tourists and there's no time to fix the disasters that they make. It's a classic example of a business structured for no repeat customers. Take your money, sell you junk, you go home.

Xanax is controlled so you won't be able to get that from a pharmacy without a prescription.

[QUOTE=Protocol;1859453]Get tailored suits back home. The Indian "tailors" in Thailand sell garbage to tourists and there's no time to fix the disasters that they make. It's a classic example of a business structured for no repeat customers. Take your money, sell you junk, you go home.

Xanax is controlled so you won't be able to get that from a pharmacy without a prescription.[/QUOTE]Not to say you might get into trouble when you come home and customs checks your bags.

Besides, Thailand will make you so relaxed and cool, you will not miss your daily dose of xanax. A night with a cute bargirl will beat any chemical.

Hi folks,

As an experienced middle-aged dude I thought I would give my first report and share my experience. Phuket is the place of choice.

Patong to be specific. I have had many great times in Patong and had some great girls. Where do I start?

I don't really like the beer bars, girl bars, massage shops or night-clubs. Except for one. Tai-pan Niteclub.

I love the Tai-pan Niteclub and I've had great success with the women there. Here's how I operate.

1. Choose a hotel within walking distance of Tai-pan. The last thing you want to do is have trouble with the taxi drivers who are like vultures.

And try to overcharge, especially if you have a girl with you. The easy solution is stay at a hotel within walking distance.

I like to stay at the Expat Hotel or the Summer Breeze Hotel both good and clean 3 star hotels that are girl friendly.

But there are many hotels close to Tai-pan and Bangla Road.

2. Arrive at Tai-pan around midnight or later. I prefer to get there at midnight but later is also OK.

Around 2 3 am there will be lots of new arrivals from the bars that have closed.

It is a great sight to see the huge influx of young girls pouring into the Tai-pan Niteclub from the closed bars.

3. Have a drink or two and see what's around and chat to some of the ladies. Enjoy yourself and relax.

4. Eventually make your choice. If you are not sure about your choice just take them for short time and if you like the girl when she is in your room them ask them to stay long time.

5. If the girls doesn't want to go for short time then tell them where your hotel is located. Once they realize your hotel is close by, they will be more willing to go with you.

6. How much to pay? ST 1,000 baht, LT 2,000 baht plus I give them 200 baht tip as well.

7. I find that Tai-pan has a great range of women with great attitudes.

8. Once when I went to Patong for a month I had 6 girls from Tai-pan it was hard work but I loved every moment I still keep in touch with some of the girls.

9. Another place to see and meet great Thai girls is near Tai-pan. In the small street (Soi) that leads to the Expat Hotel and the street where Summer Breeze is in are where the working ladies park their motorbikes.

So, just hand around and if you see one you like ask her to go with you short time or long time.

If she says "no" then tell her that your hotel is very close. Once they know your hotel is very close they are more willing to go with you.

I have had some success this way great fun.

Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=TakeCareYou;1859677]Hi folks,

As an experienced middle-aged dude I thought I would give my first report and share my experience. Phuket is the place of choice.

Patong to be specific. I have had many great times in Patong and had some great girls. Where do I start?

I don't really like the beer bars, girl bars, massage shops or night-clubs. Except for one. Tai-pan Niteclub.

I love the Tai-pan Niteclub and I've had great success with the women there. Here's how I operate.

1. Choose a hotel within walking distance of Tai-pan. The last thing you want to do is have trouble with the taxi drivers who are like vultures.

And try to overcharge, especially if you have a girl with you. The easy solution is stay at a hotel within walking distance.

I like to stay at the Expat Hotel or the Summer Breeze Hotel both good and clean 3 star hotels that are girl friendly..[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for your report as it comes with great timing! I've been to BKK and Pattaya a few times within the last 2 years and I want a change of scene.

I plan on going middle of May for a few days so my question is, How are the weekends compared to Weekdays? Is there a difference in girls? Large crowds? Price? Etc.

Mahalo from Hawaii!

[QUOTE=TakeCareYou;1859677]Hi folks,

As an experienced middle-aged dude I thought I would give my first report and share my experience. Phuket is the place of choice.

Patong to be specific. I have had many great times in Patong and had some great girls. Where do I start?

I don't really like the beer bars, girl bars, massage shops or night-clubs. Except for one. Tai-pan Niteclub.

If she says "no" then tell her that your hotel is very close. Once they know your hotel is very close they are more willing to go with you.

I have had some success this way great fun.

Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Nice precise very informative write up. I am landing in Phuket this week, I am not a MP or escort guy myself I like FL'rs in disco.

I thought Tiger or Illuzion or Seduction were the only discos where we can have pick up.

Is tie pan so good and is there any other disco than these 4 places for pickups. Kindly enlighten.

Cheers,

Alex.

[QUOTE=Bearhug9;1859743]Thank you very much for your report as it comes with great timing! I've been to BKK and Pattaya a few times within the last 2 years and I want a change of scene.

I plan on going middle of May for a few days so my question is, How are the weekends compared to Weekdays? Is there a difference in girls? Large crowds? Price? Etc.

Mahalo from Hawaii![/QUOTE]Every day in Patong is the weekend! Every night is the same. It is always the weekend in Patong.

I found no difference between the weekdays and the weekends.

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1859857]Nice precise very informative write up. I am landing in Phuket this week, I am not a MP or escort guy myself I like FL'rs in disco.

I thought Tiger or Illuzion or Seduction were the only discos where we can have pick up.

Is tie pan so good and is there any other disco than these 4 places for pickups. Kindly enlighten.

Cheers,

Alex.[/QUOTE]Hello,

Tai Pan was the best nightclub for me. At Tiger Disco the girls are interested in Arab men. It is the place where the Middle Eastern men go.

There is also another nightclub called Hollywood in Bangla Road but I haven't been there.

Around the corner along the beach near McDonalds is a disco called Banana Disco but I haven't been there.

Hope this answers your question.

I've been living here for a few years and have come to the conclusion that the northern side of this island pretty much sucks for mongering. I've gotten massages from many different establishments and only HJ is offered as an extra, and the girls want 1,000 baht for the pleasure, and keep their clothes on. I've tried places in Surin, Phuket Town, Laguna (near the Villa Mart). It's all the same. Prices and services are just better down in Patong.

Ventured down south tonight and walked around the massage places near Christin's. A girl with great tits and a 6-ish face caught my attention on Soi Kep Sab. She wanted 2,000 for FS and I started to walk away. Negotiated for 1,000 + 300 to the shop. Great tits but just an okay fuck and no kissing so I will be sure to ask about that upfront next time. I think all these girls ask for 2,000 at first but don't pay it! Long gone are the days of 500 baht fucks on this soi but good deals can still be had.

[QUOTE=TakeCareYou;1860185]Hello,

Tai Pan was the best nightclub for me. At Tiger Disco the girls are interested in Arab men. It is the place where the Middle Eastern men go.

There is also another nightclub called Hollywood in Bangla Road but I haven't been there.

Around the corner along the beach near McDonalds is a disco called Banana Disco but I haven't been there.

Hope this answers your question.[/QUOTE]Hi all.

Can confirm what "TakeCareYou" reported. The only down side is that this place is very, very loud (modest around 1 am and then getting louder and louder towards 4 am).

I realy like to hit the dance floor where you easily connect with girls.

The dance floor has a good size, meaning not too small not too large. Picking up girls is as easy as sliced bread. Tiger Disco and Disco Hollywood is just a 1 minute walk if Tai Pan is not to your likings.

Cheers.

C11.

Last night I was in Suzy Wong Agogo in Patong. It was my second stop for the night so just had one beer before. As soon as I sat down a very attractive girl jumped on me and was all over me. Since I came alone she asked where my friends was, but before I got a chance to answer she answered by herself: "I know, they go boom boom" then she laughed.

So I asked her the same: Where's your friends? And she answered the same: They go boom boom! And again she laughed. So I asked her "What about you?" She answered: "I look for boom boom!" and made a sexy pose.

Then she was all over me again and asked for a lady drink. Since she was both hot and pretty and straight forward (she look for boom boom) I bought her a lady drink and thought that this may be my lady of the night.

She got a Tequila shot that she finished quickly.

So asked her about the price for barfine (I know the price already but just wanted to get her answer), and guess what?! She now says that she does not barfine! She say she doesn't go with customers, she just dances (and fools guys out of lady drinks). She tells me I can choose who ever girl I want but not her because she does not go with customers!

I then reminded her of what she said earlier, that she is looking for boom boom, but she don't want to admit it. "No, I never said that".

Her name is Wawa and her number is 64. Avoid her if you are looking for a girl to barfine.

[QUOTE=Canyon11;1862771]Hi all.

Can confirm what "TakeCareYou" reported. The only down side is that this place is very, very loud (modest around 1 am and then getting louder and louder towards 4 am).

I realy like to hit the dance floor where you easily connect with girls.

The dance floor has a good size, meaning not too small not too large. Picking up girls is as easy as sliced bread. Tiger Disco and Disco Hollywood is just a 1 minute walk if Tai Pan is not to your likings.

Cheers.

C11.[/QUOTE]What about Illuzion, Seduction, white Room, any info about pick ups from this disco.

[QUOTE=Benargen;1857902]So I will be in Phuket in 2 weeks, any advice on where to get tailored suits and prescription drugs like xanax?

Thanks![/QUOTE]My first post here.

I am very very satisfied with one tailor in Patong Tom's tailor international (Rat Uthit 200 PI Rd, the big avenue one way) who really make better suit than other tailor I tried already (in style and another I don't remember).

It's not cheap but the quality is really good.

Last time I go 3 times in the shop, to have a perfect suit.

About drugs be carefull about counterfeit ones.

[QUOTE=ALion2;1862781]Last night I was in Suzy Wong Agogo in Patong. It was my second stop for the night so just had one beer before. As soon as I sat down a very attractive girl jumped on me and was all over me. Since I came alone she asked where my friends was, but before I got a chance to answer she answered by herself: "I know, they go boom boom" then she laughed.

So I asked her the same: Where's your friends? And she answered the same: They go boom boom! And again she laughed. So I asked her "What about you?" She answered: "I look for boom boom!" and made a sexy pose.

Then she was all over me again and asked for a lady drink. Since she was both hot and pretty and straight forward (she look for boom boom) I bought her a lady drink and thought that this may be my lady of the night.

She got a Tequila shot that she finished quickly.

So asked her about the price for barfine (I know the price already but just wanted to get her answer), and guess what?! She now says that she does not barfine! She say she doesn't go with customers, she just dances (and fools guys out of lady drinks). She tells me I can choose who ever girl I want but not her because she does not go with customers!

I then reminded her of what she said earlier, that she is looking for boom boom, but she don't want to admit it. "No, I never said that".

Her name is Wawa and her number is 64. Avoid her if you are looking for a girl to barfine.[/QUOTE]I have not had good luck at Suzy Wong's. A year ago I went there and was basically ignored. As I recall, I did talk to a girl finally, but after a LD she skipped out on me. Last November, against my better judgement, I went back in and had several girls come over but, after LD's, they also skipped out. I am clean, in decent shape and a perfect gentleman, but older, and wondered if the girls there simply prefer young guys.

Suzy Wong does have some very beautiful girls, but they don't seem to want to go out, at least with older gentlemen. I am heading back to Phuket soon, but I won't bother with Suzy Wong's.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1863130]I have not had good luck at Suzy Wong's. A year ago I went there and was basically ignored. As I recall, I did talk to a girl finally, but after a LD she skipped out on me. Last November, against my better judgement, I went back in and had several girls come over but, after LD's, they also skipped out. I am clean, in decent shape and a perfect gentleman, but older, and wondered if the girls there simply prefer young guys.

Suzy Wong does have some very beautiful girls, but they don't seem to want to go out, at least with older gentlemen. I am heading back to Phuket soon, but I won't bother with Suzy Wong's.[/QUOTE]As of what I heard, the most attractive ladies in Suzi Wong are making the same money just by lady drinks as of going with customers. So no reason for them to leave.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1863130]I have not had good luck at Suzy Wong's. A year ago I went there and was basically ignored. As I recall, I did talk to a girl finally, but after a LD she skipped out on me. Last November, against my better judgement, I went back in and had several girls come over but, after LD's, they also skipped out. I am clean, in decent shape and a perfect gentleman, but older, and wondered if the girls there simply prefer young guys.

Suzy Wong does have some very beautiful girls, but they don't seem to want to go out, at least with older gentlemen. I am heading back to Phuket soon, but I won't bother with Suzy Wong's.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ALion2;1862781]So asked her about the price for barfine (I know the price already but just wanted to get her answer), and guess what?! She now says that she does not barfine! She say she doesn't go with customers, she just dances (and fools guys out of lady drinks). She tells me I can choose who ever girl I want but not her because she does not go with customers!

I then reminded her of what she said earlier, that she is looking for boom boom, but she don't want to admit it. "No, I never said that".

Her name is Wawa and her number is 64. Avoid her if you are looking for a girl to barfine.[/QUOTE]First of all, I'm sure you are not active in Bangkok / Pattaya forums. If you would then this situation would never occurred. Let me elaborate it for your better understanding.

What you both are facing is not new and already have reported in other forums. In fact this is one of the super BS (or I'd say crow shit) way of getting free LDs without giving anything. It happens every now and then in gogo bars in all places. Nobody can't do much to this problem but avoid such situations.

The best and perfectly practical solution to this problem is - "Ask the lady whether she is available for BF or not before buying a LD for her". To be on the more safer side whenever you call a lady or a lady comes to you, your first question would be "Are you available for BF? If the answer is YES and you like the lady then go ahead with as many LDs as you can afford and if the answer is NO then say "Nice to meet you. May be next time". As simple as that.

Suppose there is a situation where a Mamasan / Papasan is involved, then tell her / him clearly that "you want to buy LD for the lady who is available for BF, no BS entertained". Trust me, you say like this couple of times in the same bar and next time nobody there will dare to play dirty games with you.

Happy mongering fellas.

[QUOTE=MusicalToM;1863632]First of all, I'm sure you are not active in Bangkok / Pattaya forums. If you would then this situation would never occurred. Let me elaborate it for your better understanding.

What you both are facing is not new and already have reported in other forums. In fact this is one of the super BS (or I'd say crow shit) way of getting free LDs without giving anything. It happens every now and then in gogo bars in all places. Nobody can't do much to this problem but avoid such situations.

The best and perfectly practical solution to this problem is - "Ask the lady whether she is available for BF or not before buying a LD for her". To be on the more safer side whenever you call a lady or a lady comes to you, your first question would be "Are you available for BF? If the answer is YES and you like the lady then go ahead with as many LDs as you can afford and if the answer is NO then say "Nice to meet you. May be next time". As simple as that.

Suppose there is a situation where a Mamasan / Papasan is involved, then tell her / him clearly that "you want to buy LD for the lady who is available for BF, no BS entertained". Trust me, you say like this couple of times in the same bar and next time nobody there will dare to play dirty games with you.

Happy mongering fellas.[/QUOTE]It's a really good advice for everyone to know, Tom! Thanks!

Normally I always stick to that advice. The thing that made this lady special in a bad way is that she in fact said "I'm looking for boom boom", which in my opinion is the same as saying "I'm looking for someone to barfine me", but after the lady drink changed it to "I'm not going with customers".

If she had not said she is looking for boom boom, I probably would not have bought her a drink without first asking if she is barfineable.

[QUOTE=ALion2;1863940]It's a really good advice for everyone to know, Tom! Thanks!

Normally I always stick to that advice. The thing that made this lady special in a bad way is that she in fact said "I'm looking for boom boom", which in my opinion is the same as saying "I'm looking for someone to barfine me", but after the lady drink changed it to "I'm not going with customers".

If she had not said she is looking for boom boom, I probably would not have bought her a drink without first asking if she is barfineable.[/QUOTE]I understand. But they all say like that and eventually get free money without giving anything back. You follow what I said and you'll be in safe side always.

However there are some ladies who prefer to be BFd a bit late. In such a case you just need to wait for them, may be make a deal. I never have done that but have read enough reports people doing it.

Choose your ways well. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1862792]What about Illuzion, Seduction, white Room, any info about pick ups from this disco.[/QUOTE]Hello Alex7 J.

At Illuzion and Seduction it works the same way. Girls rather will pick you up and not you the girls.

Never been to white room.

Have fun.

C11.

[QUOTE=MusicalToM;1863632]First of all, I'm sure you are not active in Bangkok / Pattaya forums. If you would then this situation would never occurred. Let me elaborate it for your better understanding.

What you both are facing is not new and already have reported in other forums. In fact this is one of the super BS (or I'd say crow shit) way of getting free LDs without giving anything. It happens every now and then in gogo bars in all places. Nobody can't do much to this problem but avoid such situations.

The best and perfectly practical solution to this problem is - "Ask the lady whether she is available for BF or not before buying a LD for her". To be on the more safer side whenever you call a lady or a lady comes to you, your first question would be "Are you available for BF? If the answer is YES and you like the lady then go ahead with as many LDs as you can afford and if the answer is NO then say "Nice to meet you. May be next time". As simple as that.

Suppose there is a situation where a Mamasan / Papasan is involved, then tell her / him clearly that "you want to buy LD for the lady who is available for BF, no BS entertained". Trust me, you say like this couple of times in the same bar and next time nobody there will dare to play dirty games with you.

Happy mongering fellas.[/QUOTE]A very good advice to ask first if "barfinable", I agree. I have never been to Phuket, but this is known from Bangkok and Pattaya as the COYOTE system. These girls are nornally not available for barfine. They work in different clubs and are not hired by one particular bar. I do not like the system since it is very confusing for the punters. I am explained how it works in detail by many experienced bargirls, but when I ask WHY they have this system they just don't know. Sometimes the Coyote girls are a bit better looking, but not always. The main task for a Coyote is of course to entertain by dancing (and thus attracting customers to the bar) but she also survive on lady drinks. So, that someone play a rather unfair game like this is what we must take into consideration. It is sadly bart of the game these days.

A bargirl can also say no to barfine for other reasons; one is that she simply does not like the customer. Another more common is that she has her period. My best advice is to never be annoyed over situations like that. After all, buying a lady drink is also for chat and have fun with a girl for some time. If she does not like you. Go on to the next one. Do not let such details ruin a good mood and a happy night out, it is just part of the experience. What I personally does not like is that a girl have one sip of her drink and then just disappear. That is cheating customers who at least should have 10-15 minutes of chat with her for a LD.

I'm down in Phuket right now hopefully I'll have a good trip report staying at the coconut village.

[QUOTE=Aviator12;1865585] What I personally does not like is that a girl have one sip of her drink and then just disappear. That is cheating customers who at least should have 10-15 minutes of chat with her for a LD.[/QUOTE]This has always annoyed me as well. I also hate when you buy her a drink and after that drink she has to go on stage to dance. The club owners make her do this, so even if she likes you, she has to go dance for them. And if someone else wants to BF her while she is dancing right after you bought her that drink, the most you can expect is for her to come back, wolf the drink down, and say goodnight.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1800861]At this moment, a single price point for Suzy Wong's 1 is 7,000 Bhat! I didn't even ask for ST or LT. So I have to assume it was ST. But I have complained about age discrimination there before, and maybe a younger dude would get a lower price. I think I was being used for LD's, which is ok, but do wonder if she found me too old for her tastes and jacked the price up accordingly.[/QUOTE]FL Hawk, I have been going to Phuket since 1997. Phuket has changed since then and so have I. Even in a P4P setting age matters. Some ladies are ok with older partners, some aren't. The latter will: ignore you (that's actually the best case scenario), or charge you more and / or be in a pissy mood & provide lousy service. Unfortunately some of the girls that won't want to be with you will nevertheless take you as a customer. I still like Phuket a lot but nowadays I go much less frequently because of this. The Philippines and HKG are alternatives where you won't see this problem as frequently as in Phuket. But they don't provide the same vacation feeling as Phuket does.

[QUOTE=ScaredOfLuv;1865762]I'm down in Phuket right now hopefully I'll have a good trip report staying at the coconut village.[/QUOTE]How is your trip going on?

I will be arriving in Phuket next Monday. I'm already familiar with BKK, Pattaya, AC, Manila, etc. This time I chose Phuket to see something new. I'm good with having one ST and / or a LT per day and the rest should be for spending some time at the beaches or doing some tourist tours. If I really dislike Phuket (I have read some mixed reviews here and there) I'd just leave a few days earlier and check out Pattaya again (I wasn't really overwhelmed by it the first time).

Staying at the see&and hotel, anyone stayed there before? Anyone on the ground next week?

Newbie here but well-traveled. Making my Maiden (trip to Thailand. In Phuket 3-10th May. Staying Karon Beach midweek, Patong Fri. / sat. Any advice, tips, dos-and-don'ts welcome. Anyone out there during that time?

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1866922]This has always annoyed me as well. I also hate when you buy her a drink and after that drink she has to go on stage to dance. The club owners make her do this, so even if she likes you, she has to go dance for them. And if someone else wants to BF her while she is dancing right after you bought her that drink, the most you can expect is for her to come back, wolf the drink down, and say goodnight.[/QUOTE]I usually have no problem with the chick going to dance after savoring her drink for 2 minutes. It is annoying. She usually comes back and spends decent time. I usually get a fair amount of time with lady drinks in the PI; however, in Thailand I did have a chick at a Nana go go chug down her drink and bounce after 15 seconds. Haven't had that issue in Phils. What they do here is BS you about their willingness to barfine. A lot of pinays rather make drink money than barfine as the new trend. A good look young white hunk probably has less than a 1% chance of being turned down in Latin America. I think his success rate in Phils will be slightly lower. Pinays are slightly picky but it is good for elderly men.

Can anyone recommend a good outcall service in Phuket? I will be staying in the Kamala area and not sure if there are any go-go bars or pick up places. Plus I am too lazy to drive down to Patong as I have some business meetings.

I did some RTFF and seems like Katherine's massage is a possible option. Has anyone good experience outcall with them? Or other company?

Cheers mates,

U1

I went to Suzi Wong with a friend newbie to Thailand. Quality at SW is high. The bar was well packed with a lively atmosphere at 9. 30 h, including asian / japanese / farang couples. (to spice up their sex life?

Two attractive girls joined us and we bought them drinks. (220 for normal girls and 260 for coyote girls) Lot's of expert fondling, kissing and groping. This generally gives good signals of future possibilities. Barfine 1000 Bht for normal girl and 2000 for coyote.

Girl fee ST 3000/4000 Bht. Later at home enthusiastic GFE, DFK kissing and repeated BBBJ. Maybe some forced moaning. Bee has a perfect small body and a pretty face.

There was a bit of a discussion about the length of ST and she extracted an additional "barfine" of 1000 Bht on top of her 3000. Better to discuss with Mamasan what exactly ST means beforehand.

Suzie Wong is an institution that does not fail to have very pretty girls. Probably a bit more expensive than the rest, but no time wasting.

As per other postings it would be a good idea to ask early on if she can be barfined. Outside performance may vary but Bee made me happy.

Newbie as well, in Phuket till the 8th. Might be nice to have backup.

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Kamala does have few lady bars on the main road east side. Otherwise go to Patong, it is not so far. Also some activity in Bang Tao: bars with adjacent rooms. Outcall: I would not think it is reliable. Katherine: too far away.

[QUOTE=United1;1873731]Can anyone recommend a good outcall service in Phuket? I will be staying in the Kamala area and not sure if there are any go-go bars or pick up places. Plus I am too lazy to drive down to Patong as I have some business meetings.

I did some RTFF and seems like Katherine's massage is a possible option. Has anyone good experience outcall with them? Or other company?

Cheers mates,

U1[/QUOTE].

I know Beergarden in BKK (some very good experiences) and liked the ladies aged 30-35, not in hurry and with experience. Obviously the same exists in Pattaya (not yet been there). So I could'nt find reports about the same kind of location in the Phuket threads. Is there no beergaden type of bars with such ladies in Phuket? If you know about, will be happy to know! Thanks a lot.

Phuket Trip Report Day 1.

Note: This is a continuation of my Thailand trip. I spent a week in Pattaya, then spent a week in Bangkok with my Thai lady friend. I am now in Phuket for 4 nights, after which I will return to my friend, or I will go to Pattaya for a final 5 nights.

I took the 3:15 PM Thia Smile Airway flight from BKK to HKT. All went well and the flight arrived early. On my last trip, we had to take a shuttle to get to the plane as it was not parked at the gate. This time it was at the gate so all went smoothly. Each time I go to or from Phuket I try to see if I can see James Bond Island. Never seen it yet, but I think I was in a position to this time but couldn't make it out visually. I will check photos I took to see if I can find it.

Anyway, I have complained in the past about the tribulations of taking a cheap van ride from the airport to hotel, always saying the savings in price isn't worth the hassle. This time I had Sandy Springs arrange a taxi for me. It was nice, walking out from the terminal and seeing a man holding a sign with my name, who upon presenting myself, quickly went and got the car to bring me the hotel. The ride still seemed long. He didn't seem to speak English so there was no conversation. But, he got me to the hotel safe and certainly a little faster than if I had done the van ride. Of course, I wonder if I should have save the money and take a van ride!

Arriving before sunset I got my camera out to get some sunset shots. The clouds were not cooperating, so the sunset was not very photogenic. One thing I noticed is that the Chinese invasion has reached Phuket. There was no bus load after bus load of them unloading onto the beach, but they made a sizeable presence on the beach.

I returned to the hotel after the sun was well below the horizon to file my Day 6 Pattaya report then eat dinner, then to rest a bit. I was in no hurry to get to Bangla Road (BR). I could tell that even on a Tuesday night it would be hopping.

I got well rested in my week in Bangkok. Maybe too well rested. I had gotten a little lazy. BR is just a very short walk from the hotel, and I did not leave the hotel until around 10:30 PM. As I thought, it was hopping. I did my thing of walking up and down the road multiple times, seeing what all was happening and checking for pretty girls dancing and for FL girls. I was not overly impressed with the FL girls, the prettiest one being a he. Sheesh. There were some hot dancers, and after working up a big sweat from the walking and humidity, I went over to sit down at Oscars, which is located on the north side close to the east entrance. I sat down at the feet of a dancer I liked the looks of, and she and a couple of girls took notice. The one I liked bent down to introduce herself and soon I was quenching my thirst with soda water while she cooled me down with a cool cloth. She challenged me to a game of, oh, I forget now, the one with the round game pieces where you try to get 4 in a row. I always lose these games to these girls. Her name was Nana. She smiled a lot and seemed good natured. Not a super young spinner, but with a very slender body, and I knew this was the girl I wanted. Very sexy, pretty smile, reddish blonde hair that came down a little past her shoulders, with a tat just below her naval and a few on her back. Not overly petite, but close to ideal for me. Several other girls came over to play that game with me and, of course, get LDs. It was ok. Money is not a problem, but after a bit it was getting out of control when a 4th girl comes over. I had asked Nana earlier if she could be Bar Fined (BF) and she said yes. I finally asked if she wanted to leave with me, and she smiled and repeated yes. I asked about the BF and nearly changed my plans when she said it was 1,500! You have to be kidding me. A little bar like this with a BF like that?! I pondered a bit about whether I wanted to go through with this. I asked about her rate, and she said we could discuss it at the hotel. Well, hmmm. OK, I said. I have had good experiences with negotiating back at the hotel, so with some of the control reverting back to me, I felt comfortable. Plus, this girl was really looking good. I paid the drink bill (over 1600) then she brought the BF bill over, and I paid 2000. She returned the change, which was 4 100's and 5 20's. She wanted me to tip whomever! I said no way was I going to give a tip for a bar fine! I mean, really! Who expects a tip for a bar fine?

Nana's English was not too bad, and away from the garish music she was easier to understand. I learned she was 29 and the mother of a 7 year old. I kind of thought she was at least 25, but the age didn't surprise me too much, but her having a kid? That body? She said she had to have a see-Section, so hopefully her V was still nice and tight. We took a shower and she cleaned me up, with lots of smiles, and then to bed. Her body was warm and smooth, and the hair soft to touch. We undress and she then asks how much I will give her. She is happy when I say 1500. Whew. So we get started. She was stingy with the kisses, and she got to the BBBJ a little too quickly, but it was not rushed and quite good. Then the cover went on, she climbed on top and, yes, she was still tight. She kind of wiggeled her way on and thus started a very nice round of adult play. Now, I have not had a release in 10 days. Fortunately, I had few problems this time and I was able to release when I wanted. It felt pretty good after so long, but these danged condoms, even my 01's, still take so much of the feeling away that I wonder how successful I will be in my remaining days. Bummer.

Nana was good and I can recommend her, but she was not GFE. At the end, some more lip kissing was allowed, and I think after a second visit she would open up more. She hinted about us doing something together during the day. I mentioned I wanted to tour the islands and she seemed like she would like to go. She clearly wants me to stop back by Oscar the next night but, well, I am not sure I will. The BF just seems too high. But if I see her again, I won't BF her, I will just have her come over for FL. And, really, with so many other hotties, why would I want to have her come over? But, she was fun and maybe I will want someone to accompany me on a day trip, who knows at this point? I do think we got along and felt comfortable with each other.

Anyway, night one in Phuket turned out nice. Tomorrow, I will stay in town and go revisit that one MP I had a great time in last November. Then BR again in the evening. Might even drop by Christin's depending on how the MP goes. Thursday and Friday I think I want to go on some tours.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1874646]Phuket Trip Report Day 1.

I asked about the BF and nearly changed my plans when she said it was 1,500! You have to be kidding me. A little bar like this with a BF like that?! I pondered a bit about whether I wanted to go through with this.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I agree, this is crazy! Prices have skyrocketed in Phuket only during the last year. The standard barfine for bares along Bangla Road is now 1.500 baht or even 1.700 baht in some bars. If you go to the side-Soi's the barfine is a "mere" 1.000 baht.

Just a few years ago the standard barfine in Phuket was 500-600 baht.

Standard short time rate for a lady is 2.000 baht with some asking 3.000 and a few willing to go for 1.500.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1874646] I was not overly impressed with the FL girls, the prettiest one being a he. Sheesh. [/QUOTE]Also agree on this one. The prettiest FL ladies, both on the street and in the night clubs, are not a she but a he!

Phuket is not such a good place for mongering anymore!

[QUOTE=ALion2;1875006]Phuket is not such a good place for mongering anymore![/QUOTE]Thanks FL for another amazing report. I knew Phuket was going downhill but 1500+ BF is ludicrous imo. I can get a nice good service oriented girl at Kinnaree or soi 6 in Pattaya for less including the bar fee. Good thing the girl accepted 1500. I personally wouldn't risk a 1500 BF then have the girl in my room tell me it's 3000ST / 5000+ LT.

I know some Pattaya gogo girls who went down to Phuket thinking they were going to make more there. They all came back in a month or so.

I don't know about today, but 23 years ago the best place for mongering was in Phuket Town. Had some soapies and also some Thai massage places with pretty nice girls that you could take back to your Hotel room.

Everything about Phuket Patong has always had a higher price than elsewhere I reckon. Bungalows were pricey. Food was pricey, etc. Hotels pricey. As a tourist I would not go there anymore. Been there a few times and bored now. For mongering I would not go there either, unless looking for fabulous ladyboys. LOL.

Anyway guys need to get their purpose straight. I suppose its an okay Place if you want drink [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and beech a bit and monger a bit, but still not my choice for any of those. My first trip to Phuket was actually 32 years ago. It has got more and more busy, worse and worse. If mongering is intention, I agree with others that Pattaya is much easier.

If you want beauty of nature, can do better, with Krabi, Phi Phi, Koh Lipe, Koh Adang, etc. If you are a beer drinking German bikie, Phuket might be your big favorite.

Nothing wrong with going to Phuket Patong beech, of course if you are not yet bored with it. However I certainly am bored by it, since long ago. I don't need a street of a thousand bars. (exaggeration of course).

In Dec-Jan, the beeches are more beautiful on the Andaman side of Thailand, so Phuket is an option. On Koh Samui side, beeches become beautiful a bit later, late Jan onwards perhaps, but Feb safer. Dirty sea water in December.

Phuket Trip Report. Day 2.

Thought I would visit a MP. I went back to Roongthip 1 on Soi Kapsap where I had an awesome experience with Bnow last November. Alas, I so no decent girls there, so I kept walking. Just beyond the place some Indian dude came up to me and said I was a very lucky man, saying he would be able to tell me how many brothers and sisters I had, how old I was, etc. Yeah, yeah. I said I was a scientist and walked on. No idea what he was trying to take me for, but don't use superstition on me.

I continued to walk to beach road, then headed back north. I did end up at a soi MP place, seeing Lat at Marin Massage on Soi Post Office. She was probably in her early 30's, a few pounds over, but still attractive and quite doable. I really had no idea what to expect here, but ended up with a rub and tug only. She wanted 1000 for the rub, but that was too expensive. 500 was more like it. She did a good job and, of course, I chose not to release at this point, though I think I probably could have. Like most Thai women in this situation, she took it as a personal challenge to get me to get off, and after the massage session was over she started rubbing again to try. Felt good. She stayed dressed but let me roam. She spoke good English and we rather hit it off. If FS was offered I would have done it. As is, I had to dress back into my sweaty clothes and now a stinky shirt (I folded them all up and put my shorts on top of the shirt should always try to let the shirt dry out). I left the place after a hug and walked around and ended up at Dairy Queen at the mall for a Blizzard (notice Thai's can't pronounce z's), then went back to the hotel to write and to rest for the rest of the afternoon.

Tonight the initial plan will be head to head back to BR. I may hit up Diablo's, where I have had decent luck in my past two visits. I will probably stay away from Oscar's, though I really did like Nana. Not yet sure if I will try another MP place before hitting BR. Need to find a place for dinner, too.

Well, no second MP later, but when I hit BR around 9:30 PM it was pretty busy again. It does seem like there are fewer gogo's than a year ago, and I am not sure to what extreme the coyotes have interfered. I mean, a year ago it seemed there were more opportunities here. I am not even sure if that big area of clubs on the south side near the east entrance simply has dancers to entice you to visit, or are they girls available for BF? I am hesitant to find out. A year ago, I BF'the a nice girl from the place where Lips is now. Six months ago, a dancer there saw me walking by and she motioned me inside. I came inside then she ignored me, not even trying to get a LD. I left a bit upset. And now, the same thing has happened pretty much. I let myself get dragged in by the girls outside, I am deposited in front of a dancer, I order my drink and. I am ignored. The dancer moves away and turns her back to me. I am nice, I haven't made any rude remarks or touched her or done anything! Oh well. My club soda was just 80 baht, but I am not sure I even finished it. When I left a lady who had been after me to come in looks at me with a questioning look, and I just shrug my shoulders and shake my head. Never again will I visit Lips. I guess I should not be too upset as I saved myself having to buy a few LDs perhaps.

I leave and walk around BR some more, eventually ending up walking by Lions Bar, which is right next to Lips in the same room. I am literally manhandled while being reluctantly dragged inside. OK, once inside, I am deposited by a pretty dancer who is doable. Before long, I have bought her and two friends who came over 3 LDs. It is ok. I know I need to ask if they can be bar fined first, but I don't, not even sure yet if I want to take one of them. The girls are nice and I really don't mind chatting for a bit. But the one I am most interested in leaves to dance after a bit, and I see she is really a bit larger than I want to take home. Another girl is not interesting to me, but is funny. Another girl seems to have really nice boobs, and she kisses me a little, but still not my type. I assume they can be taken home, but I am not interested. I pay the tab, leaving 700 baht poorer. My soda was 100 and the LDs were 200. I would return to Lions if they had some hot women.

I go down Soi Dragon, getting accosted at each bar or club it seems. I walk by SWs and when they try to drag me in I tell them no, that I have failed there with every visit. I won't waste my time or money there. Guaranteed wasted money on LDs here for me. It, now along with Lips, is on my banned list. For younger dudes with some money it might be great, but for older dudes with money, it doesn't seem to be so fine. I am done with the place. But I step into Diablo's next door, where I have had luck my last two times. Well, that string of luck is now broken. Maybe 8 girls in there, none really bad, but none really all that good either. Whopping 180 for a club soda. I leave before I finish my drink. I was ignored, but I am happy I didn't have to turn anyone away or be pressured for LDs. If my soda is 180, how much are LDs? I wonder if I can simply offer the girl 50 percent in cash the value of the LD. In talking to Fon, it seems many of the girls really do not like having to do LDs, that they don't always like the taste or all the alcohol (and the calories) they have to consume. But I guess they get extra credit in addition to money for the LDs, so they do it. Slow poisoning is how I view it.

Saw a few FL girls out. None were all that doable. Again, the prettiest one was a LB. How is this possible? Oscar again had some cuties, but I avoided the place. I think Nana is there, but I don't yet want to face her. I did step into Zanibar, who had a few cute girls. There were two I was interested in. One was a young spinner with a tiny body. The other was more mature, but with a nice slender body. Older, she smiled and paid some attention to me. Her name was Tai. She was dancing and had to stoop down to talk, but she had a nice smile and when she asked for a drink I asked about the BF. She was available and the BF was, yikes, the same whopping 1500 as Oscar's. Oh well. I approved the drink and she continued to dance, often smiling at me. It was getting late so I finally decided that she would meet my needs and I asked her if she wanted to leave with me. She said yes, asking if wanted ST or LT. I said ST was fine. She said the BF was 1000 and she was 2000. Oh, that is a little better, the BF, so I said yes. However, the girl handling the finances said, no, the BF was 1500, which matched what Tai first said so, OK, whatever. I should have asked Tai to lower her price, but whatever. I am not going to get bent out of shape over $14.

She puts some shorts on and top and off we go. Back at the hotel, she takes a shower by herself. Not a good sign, I always say in this situation. Then I take my shower. She is waiting for me on the bad wrapped in her towel. I lay next to her and she surprises me a bit by allowing me to cuddle up to her, and we start to touch and caress each other. No GFE yet, but it is starting off good with the warmth and closeness. But, too soon, she asks for a condom. No BJ. On goes the cover and she climbs aboard in cowboy. She does a good job and she feels good. I am wondering if a miracle might happen and I will be able to release for a second day in a row! We change to missionary and the feeling is good, but I refuse to release with doing her doggie first. These slender bodies were made for doggie! Haha We change to doggie and I am pounding but things are getting very dry. I pull out to get some lube and as I am starting to apply some, I notice the condom, the same Aoni's that broke on me before, had again broken! This brand is not very good for pounding in a dry V, even though they have tremendous tearing strength! The fact I could not feel a difference with them broken shows how dry she was. For a second I thought about just applying the lube and getting back to business. Going bareback inside her with lube would have been heavenly. But, no, I can't take that risk. And as I am pausing, she looks over and asks if it broke. Yes, I say. I give myself a quick wash and rinse then get out my reliable Sagami 01's, which I am in short supply of now, and things are much better now with the lube. I switch back to missionary and pound away some more and get soooo very close to the edge, but I can't release. Argh. I get off and rest for a few minutes. She is concerned and consoling, and allows me to climb back on after a rest. Again, I just can't get there, but the see I took earlier and the gentle stroking she continues to do is keeping me firm. She says my condom is too small for me. It does fit me tight, and can be difficult to roll on, but it doesn't really feel tight. It is made for Japanese and I guess I am larger than the average Asian. But, I have a few XLs with we, I had bought as part of a sale a while back just to see how they fit. They are regular thickness condoms. It was certainly not tight, but not so big for me that it will slip off. I used it but being thicker, even if loose fitting, did not make for a better feeling. So, no relief. I collapse next to her and we touch and caress again, even getting in a few light kisses.

But time is up and she needs to leave, especially if I can't finish. We shower together this time, showing she has taken a liking to me I like to thing, her washing and rinsing me. I am not keen on giving her a big tip, what with no BJ, but I do give her an extra 100 and she seems fine with it. Overall, she was a good experience though. Small A boobs, smooth firm body, dark blondish hair, probably around 30 realistically. In the light is where her age shows up more, but super cute body and she ended up being very comfortable to be around. One thing I have notice is that all of the Phuket girls thus far have been comfortable to be around. She did not seem to be in an overall hurry to leave, which was nice. She said she hoped to see me the next night. Well, duh. I treat my ladies fine so of course they would rather see me again than risk problems with some other dude. It has got to be hard on these girls going out with strangers who may have horrible bodies and are drunk or stink of BO or reek of tobacco smoke. Yuck.

In review, this has not been the greatest day, but not a disaster either. A semi-failed MP experience with only a HJ though she turned out to be a nice woman, then a nice time with Tai, but still nothing exactly close to a GFE or with thatn #10 hottie I am searching for. Sigh, do I actually break my vow and venture into SW one more time?

Side Note. I have become a bit disillusioned with Pucket as a place to monger. You can do it here, for sure, but I had once recommended newbies come here before Pattaya as a quieter, easier place to learn the ropes. Pattaya can be overwhelming! However, I am changing my advice now. Phuket is getting more difficult to figure out. I think Pattaya is by far the better place to do now. The first day or two might be difficult, but after that it is easy, and there are many opportunities. Phuket has no equivalent to Soi 6! There are so many more girls and clubs in Pattaya where the girls are readily available to take home. I really only visited Phuket this time as my Thai GF goes to the BKK airport with me to catch her flight home. I can't very well be seen with a plane or bus ticket to Pattaya can I? So I come to Phuket for a few days for alleged diving, then hop a plane to Pattaya. If she were not at the airport with me, I would be heading on a bus to Pattaya. Were I to do this again, I think I would take the flight to Phuket then take the next flight to UTP.

Phuket Report, Day 3.

Note: I am trying to get these reports out quickly, so please forgive any writing errors. I have noted that this site make some strange "corrections" to certain words and notations. I have no idea why. But I hope you can figure out what I am trying to say.

I started the mongering day heading back to Roongthip 1 around 2:30 PM, a massage place on Soi Kapsap I mentioned in yesterday's report. It is located near the why in the road. I had gone by yesterday to see if Bnow was there, who is the lady I had quite a moving experience with last November. Yesterday I simply walked by and didn't see her, but today I decided to ask about her. Yes, she was there but was with a client, and I could wait there or come back in 10 minutes. I said I would come back. I walked further west to the next MP place and there was young woman out front, tall and slender but with huge boobies. She had a nice face with a great smile and was happy to see me and wanted me to come in, but I said not yet and continued walking west. I really didn't find any other MP that had anyone interesting, so I headed back, deciding that if that big boobed girl did FS, I would go in. She was all smiles seeing me return, but when I asked if she did the boom, she said no, only a BJ. I said thanks and headed back to the Roongthip. Bnow was still busy but I accepted their offer to go inside to sit in the ac, but was promptly harassed when I forgot to take my shoes off! Haha. I apologized, removed the shoes and all was well. Inside, a really attractive, slender blonde woman called up to Bnow that a guy from America was there to see her. Hmm this girl is really attractive. Looks-wise, she was in the top tier of massage providers and could easily be a gogo dancer. Her legs, in particular, were remarkable in their shape and firmness. I was thinking of asking her to take me, that I could come back later for Bnow, but I didn't. Soon, Bnow and a man comes down and exits.

This is Bnow? Not quite as I remember. She seemed, well, to have put on a couple of extra pounds. I remember saying before she had a classic woman's body not thin, but neither fat. Now, she seemed shorter and had larger legs than I remember, and was approaching the point of definitely being overweight. She still had a pretty face and obviously those large breasts though. Well, too late now. But, soon enough, some of the magic returned. She claimed to remember me, but who knows? We went upstairs, I stripped then, rather than start a massage, she just had me lie down, then she strips and lies down next to me. It was intimate, and she looked at me lovingly (well, ok, I am taking license here, perhaps I should just say intently looked into my eyes with feigned passion) and cuddled right up to me. This was the magic I remembered. It was obviously faked as there were no kisses. Actually, when I was waiting on her and she and the guy came down, I could tell the man was really enraptured by her, the way he was acting. Sheeh, I have probably looked like that. You know better, but you still think you have a connection with this person. You don't, of course, and I almost started laughing when he left. You see, as soon as he stepped out the door, her smile for him went away, then she turned to me and the smile turned back on. Seeing this gave me a reality check, that no matter what, I am just a client and while she may give me a heavenly time, it is all acting.

Again, Bnow is from Malesia, so that and her big boobs (bolt ONS, but nicely done) gives her a different look than the standard northern Isaan girl. She is very seductive, the way she looks you in the eyes, and she soon starts to gently and slowly massage my manhood while cuddled up closely. This would be GFE if she kissed. Soon enough, she breaks out a condom, puts it on, and invites me to climb on top. I kind of like this. Most seem to start out in cowboy, whereas I like starting off in Missionary. I like positioning myself for the entry and being able to control the speed. I had earlier thought that if I was getting seconds of the day, she might be a little loose or otherwise tired, and she was indeed very easy to slip into. This grip was not as I remembered. Oh well. The feelings were a little less intense due to the lack of tightness, but it wasn't too bad, and with her pretty face and big boobs lying there below me, I felt I might even be able to release. But first, I wanted to try a few other positions. Doggie for a good long while, then her on top so I could better play with those boobs, then me back on top. I came close, but no release. Dern. I was trying to concentrate on the difference in feelings between skinny women and more full figured women. But that and the view of those boobs wasn't enough to get me off. I gave up. She tried with a BBHJ (never any oral). Then she got on top and rubbed her pussy up and down my still hard manhood, and that skin to skin contact and raw exposure to her juices (well, lube) was really nice. But still nothing. I am just thinking if she would slip me inside right there I would release in seconds, but that was out of the question. I commented on the issue with condoms and sensitivity, and she was sympathetic, but this was the closest to BB I was going to get, which is the way it has to be.

When I gave up for good, I was on my back and she cuddled up next to me on her side. We still had plenty of time left as there was no massage, and she continued to gently rubbing me down there, which felt really good. I commented that lying next to a pretty girl while she played with me like that would be an awesome way to fall asleep. Well, she took me literally and for a good 10 to 15 minutes, we just rested and acted like we were going to sleep. It was very relaxing and intimate. Then time was up, we got dressed (no shower at all), and it was time to leave. She was nice the whole time, with the only thing reminding me this was just a job for her was the lack of kissing. We had never discussed money. At the end, I gave her 2000 for the house, her fee and tip. It was worth it for me.

To be honest, if I were walking by the place and didn't know who she was from before, I would not have considered her. But, she is still one of those women who can seduce a man even if she is not a thin model. She has that ability to make your feel special they was she looks at you and smiles. She seems to know what you want and, if within her limits, she will do it. So, no regrets about seeing her again, even if she is a bit larger than before, and though part of my memories from last time have been ruined to an extent, she was still worth the visit. I won't ever see her again, but this was a good second, last visit. Were I to go back, I would want be with the blonde.

Back at the hotel, I made my belated airplane reservations to UTP for Saturday. I love that the Asian airlines don't play games with the airfares. Two days in advance and I still get the cheap fare! I should arrive in Pattaya late in the evening Saturday, for my final 5 days in Thailand. I have two more nights and one day left to party here in Phuket. I thought I would take a tour or something during one or two of the days, but I am being lazy. I seem to have a bit of an active colon, so I don't want to risk, well, you know. I figure if / when I return to Thailand, I will get my Thai GF to then join me down here for some legitimate fun where we can take the tours and see the beautiful islands and all that Phuket has to offer couples. As is, frankly, even with all the women I have been with, there is loneliness with the single life and seeing even the young Chinese couples romp and play in the sand reminds me that even though I am spending time with some young, hot women, it is all fake. Oh, there are some real moments with a few of the girls, but that is probably because they are lonely too. Far from home, maybe having left family behind to come down here to screw men to make money, can be very lonely. There are a few times, I suppose, where provider and client can share a moment, though briefly.

Enough of that! For tonight, I plan to hit BR around 10 PM I suppose. Maybe I will hit up Tai Pan this time. I almost did that yesterday. Still not really keen on discos for meeting girls, as I am old and have a lot of trouble understanding speech in high noise environments. I brought some ear plugs which work well, having used them for a while in Pattaya, but those things have to make me look like a nerd. Oh well, I already have a bit of tinnitus, and sure don't want it to get worse.

I headed to WS late, around 9 PM but before having dinner. Busy as usual. Nana from Oscar sees me and waves. I go over, but tell her I am looking for dinner and will see her later. I admit to having a nice feeling when I am near her. I really don't want to pay that BF, so I doubt I will BF her later. I think about telling her to come see me at the hotel after she gets off work, but I don't. Anyway, I walk down beach road for a while looking for food, but end up returning to WS and I try KFC again. Last year I ate here and the chicken fingers were horrible. I could barely eat them and threw most away. This time, they were edible, but still not like back home. And their fries? Please, bring biscuits to these international locations!

I resume my walking up and down BR. I just now realize this horribly ugly girl who had bugged me on my last two trips was not here. Thank god.

I get grabbed by that woman in front of Lips again. I hold my ground. She asks why I don't go inside. I say I have struck out there several times now so no more. She lets go. Yep, Lips in on my avoid list now. I am not really finding too much that interests me. I avoid the gogos on Soi Sea Dragon for some reason. I see the same old FL girls, who do not interest me much. Around midnight it starts to rain. I return to my hotel, but the rain is brief and within 30 minutes I am back out. I go back to WS to check on FL girls again, and I hope the rain will lower prices of any girl I might want to take home, but really see nothing all that good. I look over at Oscar's but I don't see Nana. I go by Zansibar and the girls I had seen yesterday, except for one, have been nowhere to be found all day.

So I decide to try Tai Pan. If I lose there, being it is 12:45 AM now, I can still go back to WS and find someone. I go in and it is just on the verge of getting busy. I am shown a table off to the side by the stage. I actually order a real drink, though one of the fruity kinds, and I try to enjoy the scene. I am there for at least 30 minutes and nothing seems to be happening but I think I might order one more drink before calling it quits, when a cute girl walks by. I see her as she approached and I smiled. She smiled back and as she passed by she pinched me. Ok, cool. A little while later she comes back and wants to dance with me. Ok. I don't really dance, but whatever. She is cute and her name is Bee (ugh, or was it Bell? Slender, long, styled black hair, great legs, small boobs, but really nice looking with a great smile. I am surprised a girl this pretty is hitting on me. She is there with some girlfriends and they have a table up front right by where the entertainers sing and perform. She / they are drinking rum and coke. They have a bottle of rum, several bottles of coke and a bowl of ice there. So we dance and she is coming on to me. It is very loud and I just can't understand words well in high-noise environments, but I figure out that she wants me to take her home and will spend the night. I say ok and she asks what I will give her. I say 2000. Fine. So as we continue to dance she kisses me and makes all kind of intimate contact with me. Every few songs she refreshes her drink, so she has to be a bit drunk. We finally leave a bit after 2:40 AM and go my hotel. She seems slightly wasted and she collapses on the bed and tells me to go take a shower. I do, then she takes one which seems to revive her, then she says to get out a condom. We kiss and touch and she says she wants me to eat her. Well, ok. I should say that, naked, I was a bit disappointed. She has an ugly see-section scar, so the tummy wasn't as firm as I had expected, and her boobs were small A's, not firm at all. Age, sheesh, late 20's? Early to mid 30's? I was hoping for a semi-GFE and it was close, I suppose, but still it all seemed contrived. I mean, she wanted me to make her come, but it seemed more like she was saying that to get me to come. She was a bit too vocal at times, and kept saying "why you do this to me? Signifying the pleasure I was supposedly giving her. I suppose it did feel good for her, but I really don't know if she ever came or to what extent the whole thing was fake. I mean, this was not a pickup of me because she liked me. It was a pure business transaction though, at least in the bar, she made it seem real.

After some kissing and touching, she said "I want you to eat me". I don't normally do this with hookers, but this had more of the appearance of a pickup and she was clean, so I did. I dined on Asian for a while, then she wanted to eat me, which she did for too short a time, then she said she wanted "to pfuck" and she put on the Aoni condom. She climbed on and she felt none too bad. She did a good job. She then wanted me on top and she was starting to feel really good. Yes, I can come with this girl tonight! But not yet, I wanted to do doggy her. So I pull out and she gets into the position and I start to enter her and. No! No condom! What happened? Where did it go? Yes, it had slipped off and was inside her. Sheesh. Never had this happen! So that is why things were feeling so good, I was going bareback. Man! Not sure whether to beg her to continue like that or if I need to be rushing to the shower. I rush to the shower. No telling.

I get out an old Adam and Eve condom I brought for a spare that I bought a few years before I found the thin ones. I put it on, added some lube and put it inside her and. I could not feel a freaking thing. Not a freaking thing. Sheesh. It was horrible. I pulled it off and put back on another Aoni, making sure I left some room at the tip. With some lube, I entered again at there was some feeling, but nothing like going bare. Soon, I realized I was not going to be able to release. Sheesh. Two days now and nothing.

She kept wanting to cum, but really she wanted me to come. I tried and tried but was wearing myself out. I was about to give up, but she rolls on her side and we do spoon. We do that for a long time. She seems to be enjoying it, but it is very late and she is starting to doze and I am super tired as well. I finally pull out, shower and crawl back in bed and soon we go to sleep, her cuddled close to me. This part was GFE, her all close to me and us in intimate contact. Next morning, she wakes around 9:30, apparently hung over, but still in contact with me. It seems she is comforted by the closeness as well. She says she is hungry. I have to read some messages on my phone and she lies close. I get up to use the bathroom and return to her cuddled up in the fetal position. I ask if she wants to rest and she says yes, so I do some work on the computer, and I am writing all of this now with her ten feet away from me, sleeping.

She finally wakes up for good at 11:30. She is really hung over bad! I give her a quick massage and then she dresses. She wants to leave, so nothing said about food. She says she does this to get some money to make ends meet, and that she was happy she met a nice man like me, as some are real dicks (my words). So, as I assumed, she does this a fair bit and most iss an act. She gives a me a few kisses and gets up leave. She said she normally gets between 2000 to 3000, but I got the hint that she kind of accepts any reasonable offer, but less than 2000 is mentally difficult for her. I give her the agreed 2000 and she slowly walks out. Yep, she is hung over bad. I watch her approach the stairs to go down (from the third floor). She is kind of doing the walk of shame thing, still in her disco outfit with super high heeled shoes. In her condition, she needs to go slow. I offer to help her down, but she says she will be ok. I watch her exit the hotel from my window and see her hail a motorbike. I grab a few pictures as she rides away. She said she would be at Tai Pan tonight and she would not drink (as much) and would like to see me again. Probably not. Nice for a one nighter, but no more. It was fun, but the body under the clothes was not something I find attractive enough to want to give up seeing someone else.

I have crossed over into Day 4 here. Later today, I may search out another MP place. I may perhaps hit Christin's instead, then tonight Friday night back to WS. I guess I will avoid Tai Pan, but maybe not. I do think I got very lucky there. I was a little surprised that amongt she several friends, I was the only guy. I might try Seduction for a while over Tai Pan if I out late, or experiment around with a club or two which I am not sure has carry out or not. I have a suspicion this may be my last night ever in Patong. I am getting too old for all this running around. If I monger again, it will be limited to Pattaya. Things are easier there.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1875529]
Side Note. I have become a bit disillusioned with Pucket as a place to monger. You can do it here, for sure, but I had once recommended newbies come here before Pattaya as a quieter, easier place to learn the ropes. Pattaya can be overwhelming! However, I am changing my advice now. Phuket is getting more difficult to figure out. I think Pattaya is by far the better place to do now. The first day or two might be difficult, but after that it is easy, and there are many opportunities. Phuket has no equivalent to Soi 6! There are so many more girls and clubs in Pattaya where the girls are readily available to take home. [/QUOTE]Thanks. I'm sold I will stick around in Pattaya until I get sick of it.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1875611]She finally wakes up for good at 11:30. She is really hung over bad! I give her a quick massage and then she dresses. She wants to leave, so nothing said about food.

I watch her exit the hotel from my window and see her hail a motorbike. I grab a few pictures as she rides away. [/QUOTE]If you want to go to lunch with them just ask them they will rarely turn down free food. Then again, you girl seemed to be in pretty bad shape.

Also just ask them for pics. Gogo and FL girls will usually say yes. A bit more difficult for me at least to have girls at Kinnaree or MP's (Sabai, Honey, etc.) let me take pics in there place of employment. However, BF them and they too will allow whatever photos you want.

Thanks Terwage. Have you tried the Katherine's outcall service? Also, regarding the lady bars in Kamala. You said on main road east side. Are they dodgy? Safe area? Or far from town? Walking distance. I am with some co-workers so I need to be discreet of bringing them back to my place.

Know the name of these places?

Sorry for the many questions. Just can't find a lot of research about the scene in Kamala despite RTFF.

Spent 5 nights at the Lantern Resorts in Patong Beach last week. It was my first time in Phuket. The hotel is decent, close to the action, yet still rather quite.

I went to Christine's Massages every day to check out their line up. I ended up getting three soapies. They were all solid, nothing to write home about. With 3. 3 k THB and no BBJ quite pricey though.

I had 6 massages at different places. I never asked for any kind of Happy Ending before booking a massage. 2 x no Happy Ending was offered. Of course these were the best massages. The other times I got all sorts of prices. Handjobs varied from 500-1. 5 k THB. CBJ 1 k-2. 5 k THB, FS 2-4 k THB. I always tried to get a BBJ but there was no way I could get this for 1 k THB. They also didn't want to do a BBJ at all, only one girl said OK, but for 2 k THB (and no CIM). LOL. I ended up getting one hand job and one CBJ from the 6 massages.

I tried out the Gogo Bars and have to say that Suzy Wong is #1. I liked the girls there. I ended up barfining Ploy for 2 k and then 3 k for LT. She was good. But for 5 k + drinks too expensive for a repeat.

I really disliked that I had to pay in these Gogo Bars after each drink and they didn't want to keep a tab like in Bangkok.

I checked out the night clubs Illuzion, White Room, Seduction and Tiger Disco. Tiger was the best and here it was no problem checking out some Thai girls. However the line up there was not so much to my taste. Mostly too old. I was looking for some early / mid 20's. I didn't end up going out with a freelancer, but had some fun in Tiger with some girls who were there just enjoying themselves. I saw some freelancers in the other clubs, only a handful, so I didn't really bother chasing them.

I liked the Crazy Horse Circus Bar. Friendly staff, relaxed atmosphere and nice dancers. I got my eye on one of the girls there and barfined her for 800 THB and paid 2 k THB for LT. She was also good and at that rate worth a repeat.

All in all it was a nice and short 5 day stay. I had a fun time, but my expectations were rather low to be honest. It was very hot, the beach was quite empty, the water also not really refreshing. Also, I was really surprised how diverse the tourist crowd was. It is an interesting place for people watching. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Indian, Australian, Arab, Euro, etc. Quite funny. I booked one tour to James Bond Island which was nice to kill some time too.

[QUOTE=Renegade23;1876267]I really disliked that I had to pay in these Gogo Bars after each drink and they didn't want to keep a tab like in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Thanks. That's annoying. Wonder why Phuket differs from Bangkok and Pattaya.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1876269]Thanks. That's annoying. Wonder why Phuket differs from Bangkok and Pattaya.[/QUOTE]I was in Phuket (my favorite spot in Thailand) and did not experience what Renegade mentions. I went to several go-go's in Phuket and was able to run a tab and settle up at the end. Same as in Pattaya and Bangkok.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1876281]I was in Phuket (my favorite spot in Thailand) and did not experience what Renegade mentions. I went to several go-go's in Phuket and was able to run a tab and settle up at the end. Same as in Pattaya and Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Perhaps different policies in different agogos. In Suzi Wongs you never get a tab, always pay drink by drink.

[QUOTE=Renegade23;1876267]
I really disliked that I had to pay in these Gogo Bars after each drink and they didn't want to keep a tab like in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I had no problems in the BR bars running tabs. However, at Tai Pan I had to pay upon delivery. I guess the agogos will run tabs, but not the discos?

Phuket Trip Report Day 5 Final.

This is my last day / night in Phuket. I am really ready to get out of here and on to Pattaya tomorrow. Actually, after 2-1/2 weeks, I am ready to go home! Nice place to visit and monger, but too much about the USA I miss. Free refills for one!

Anyway, after Bee left, I worked on these reports (oh the hours I am spending documenting my trip for myself and for you all guys in payback for those who have come before), then ended up at Subway for lunch (dern, I hate paying for drink refills). After a rest and doing some work, I headed out to find a MP place at about 3:30. I walked down to Soi Kapsap. I contemplated stopping in at Christin's but didn't. I was not relishing spending 3000 baht for an uninspired body slide. I mean, once or twice they are ok as a novelty, but the thrill has largely worn off so I decided to concentrate on regular MP places. Turning off on Soi Kapsap several ladies came out to tempt me. One was a tiny lady, older, who was desperate. She came right out and offered boom boom. Um, maybe 15 years ago, but not now. A big fat woman grabs hold of me, a tactic usually used by ladyboys. I don't think she is a LB, but she says she hasn't had a customer all day and she wants me to be her first. She won't let go of me! I finally wiggle away from her, remaining nice and smiling the whole time, but she would have pay me to touch my private parts. I reach the place where Bnow works, but don't see her nor the blonde, not that I will even be with Bnow again. I turn towards the beach and the place where the big boobed youngster yesterday offered only a BJ had been. She was not there and the one who was looked a bit on the large side. I walked all the way to the beach but didn't see anyone at a MP who suited me. I walked down past BR, passing several MPs, eventually coming to Passion Massage on the east side. There was a very doable girl there who I agreed to give me an oil massage. At first I wondered if she was a LB. She was taller than most Thai girls, but she had a female voice and wasn't overly made up with makeup, and no sign of an Adam's apple, and the size of the boobs matched the body, so I presumed she was safe. She took me inside and into the back, in a large room with perhaps 10 mattresses on the floor with curtains. There was already someone there at the far end, and she puts me in the middle. Long story short, she started off with me on my back, then on the flip she started with the legs and soon started the accidental brushing of the boys to gage my reaction, which got a positive response, she offered a HJ and BJ. I asked how much for the BJ. I really wanted boom boom, but that was not available from her. She asked what I would pay for a BJ. I said 1000. She countered with 2000. I said no, that was too much. She came back with 1500, I still said that was too much, but she would not go any lower. Fine. She was pleasant, reasonably attractive, had a good womanly figure, maybe around 30, if that, with braces and one of the better looking MP providers out there, other than that blonde I mentioned yesterday. She went on and finished me up. Overall, a good massage. The price there for an oil massage was higher than typical, being 400. I paid with a 1000 note and let her keep the change. She seemed a little surprised as we had made no deals, and I probably did overpay for the 2 minute HJ she gave "gratis", but whatever.

I then went back to the hotel to rest up for my last night in Phuket. I really need to be looking for my #10 hottie. I have had a couple of really cute girls, but noting all that outstanding. Bee could have been close, and would have been a 10 were it not for her childbirth scaring her body. Nana and Tai were cute, but more like 8's. I think I would have to venture into SW or wait for my return to Pattaya to get that 9 or that rare 10.

Well, being a Friday BR was really hopping. I ventured out about 9 PM, again leaving early to search for food. I ended up at McDonald's. Sheesh. In Pattaya I mostly stick to more native-cooked foods, so I am sure I must be putting on some fat. I walk plenty, but you have walk quite a ways to burn up even a regular order of fries. After by poor decision to superize, rather can carouse up and down BR for hours, I pretty much bee lined to Nana at Oscars. I had been thinking of her and I am so tired from getting so little sleep last night I took the lazy approach and decided to BF her again. Like before, she broke out some games to play and some friend got involved and before I know it I have a bar tab almost of 1500, just like the last time. And, this time, I didn't win a single game. I was starting to figure out their strategy but was unable to implement a defense. Sheesh, I have advanced college degrees and this low-educated girls from Isaan are whipping my intellectual but. Oh well, it was fun, but I finally drew the line and got the BF out of the way so I could leave. It was maybe 11:30 when we left.

I already describe Nana in, I think, my Day 1 report. Unfortunately, the second time was not as good. Perhaps being early she wanted to get back and hope for another BF, she was more rushed this time. I thought she had said that she was going to give me an extra hour but, in bed, she was not going slow. She did state that she had no boy friend and talked about marrying me and stuff. I just played along. Sure, baby, you and your kid can come to America and live with me. Just try getting a visa, baby. I sort of hoped to get a nice GFE out of it, but maybe she was trying to play her own game, as her performance would not exactly want a man to marry her and her pace picked up. Decent BBBJ, but too short. The rest was pretty standard. But, yes, I did release with some effort finally, so I think she is the only girl in Phuket I managed to release with. So, she felt OK inside and was pretty enough to again get me over the edge. But I sure hate condoms. I still highly recommend her, but perhaps not for seconds. Again, 1,500 for the BF and 1,500 for her. But to avoid another 1500-plus, don't be such a nice guy with the LDs for her friends. LDs as well as the BFs here are overpriced and they add up quickly. I was at nearly 4500 total cost for an overall so-so session.

Not much more to say about Nana. Nice girl and worth being with once, but not twice. Some will wonder why I would repeat, especially when it seems my repeats are never as good as the first time. I guess laziness, or hoping that a second time will bring more intimacy and closeness. Second times don't really seem to ever be much better. Seconds with Fon have been total disasters; same old with Bee of Sugar Baby; same-old with the SW from last November. Only Jiam from Soi 6 was an improvement. Maybe it takes more than 2 times, and maybe it also takes chemistry. Or maybe the age difference is simply too much too overcome.

So, off to bed and in the morning I will do my final packing, try to get this story finished and out, then hopefully enjoy my remaining 5 days in Thailand in Pattaya before the exhausting trip back home and the two weeks it takes to get over the jet lag.

After leaving Pattaya to go to Bangkok, I noticed a prickly rash on my arm near my shoulder. I took a Claritin tablet thinking it was having an allergic reaction to something. It seemed to feel better, but after a few days I was wondering it was spreading. By the time I got to Phuket, it was a bit worse and was spreading to both arms, but not really bothering me nor very visible – just some bumps under the skin. But during last night it was really itching and kept waking me up. That morning it was clearly forming into a red rash. OK, time to go see Dr. Bangla. I don't want this thing to keep getting worse on me to where no girl will want to go out with me or where, worse, the airline won't let me fly home!

The doctor and staff there are all wonderful. Friendly and they speak good English. The doctor is a young guy, very good natured. He might have been happy to get a patient he didn't have to do an SDT screen on, I don't know. He DX's contact dermatitis, and was concerned that there might be, or would soon be, an infection. He prescribed two shots, one of which was an antibiotic and I am not sure on the other, but it was done thought an IV line so only one stick into my skin. Then he gave oral antibiotics, a steroid and antihistamine. Those steroids make you hungry, and I was ravenous the rest of the day. Indeed, that second shot must have been a steroid shot, as I did not take the prednisone until later. But yeah, I went to Burger King for breakfast, consisting of cheeseburger with fries at that time, then eating a bunch of nuts I had brought from home, an breakfast bar I had brought from home, two donuts I bought at the airport, plus the food on the airline, then in Pattaya more nuts, fried rice at the New York place on WS, then french fries at Red. So, yeah, I pigged out.

Anyway, rash may be getting better finally, but if anyone in Phuket wonders about Dr. Bangla, they are all great people. Cost took me little by surprise. The doc was 500 and the nurse was 200 for a total of 700 which is good. But with the meds and cost of the injection, it all totaled up to 4000 baht. The injectable was about half of the total. But if you feel ill or concerned about something, don't fret about seeing Dr. Bangla!

I am on limited cash, and the Doctor fee is sitting me back. That price represents two Soi 6 girls plus drinks!

[QUOTE=Renegade23;1876267]Spent 5 nights at the Lantern Resorts in Patong Beach last week. It was my first time in Phuket. The hotel is decent, close to the action, yet still rather quite.

I went to Christine's Massages every day to check out their line up. I ended up getting three soapies. They were all solid, nothing to write home about. With 3. 3 k THB and no BBJ quite pricey though.

I had 6 massages at different places. I never asked for any kind of Happy Ending before booking a massage. 2 x no Happy Ending was offered. Of course these were the best massages. The other times I got all sorts of prices. Handjobs varied from 500-1. 5 k THB. CBJ 1 k-2. 5 k THB, FS 2-4 k THB. I always tried to get a BBJ but there was no way I could get this for 1 k THB. They also didn't want to do a BBJ at all, only one girl said OK, but for 2 k THB (and no CIM). LOL. I ended up getting one hand job and one CBJ from the 6 massages.

I tried out the Gogo Bars and have to say that Suzy Wong is #1. I liked the girls there. I ended up barfining Ploy for 2 k and then 3 k for LT. She was good. But for 5 k + drinks too expensive for a repeat.

I really disliked that I had to pay in these Gogo Bars after each drink and they didn't want to keep a tab like in Bangkok.

I checked out the night clubs Illuzion, White Room, Seduction and Tiger Disco. Tiger was the best and here it was no problem checking out some Thai girls. However the line up there was not so much to my taste. Mostly too old. I was looking for some early / mid 20's. I didn't end up going out with a freelancer, but had some fun in Tiger with some girls who were there just enjoying themselves. I saw some freelancers in the other clubs, only a handful, so I didn't really bother chasing them.

I liked the Crazy Horse Circus Bar. Friendly staff, relaxed atmosphere and nice dancers. I got my eye on one of the girls there and barfined her for 800 THB and paid 2 k THB for LT. She was also good and at that rate worth a repeat.

All in all it was a nice and short 5 day stay. I had a fun time, but my expectations were rather low to be honest. It was very hot, the beach was quite empty, the water also not really refreshing. Also, I was really surprised how diverse the tourist crowd was. It is an interesting place for people watching. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Indian, Australian, Arab, Euro, etc. Quite funny. I booked one tour to James Bond Island which was nice to kill some time too.[/QUOTE]From that as well previous readings, my feeling is that increasingly more girls in Thailand don't do BBBJ. Obviously at Christine's you don't geit either. My concern is that this is precisely what I am looking for! I will stay in Phuket within some weeks from now: could mongers tell me where I will for sure get BBBJ? (massage shop, gogo, dos'nt matter).

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1876431] I will stay in Phuket within some weeks from now: could mongers tell me where I will for sure get BBBJ? (massage shop, gogo, dos'nt matter).[/QUOTE]Essentially all of the gogo girls and free lancers from Bangla Road offer BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1876431]I will stay in Phuket within some weeks from now: could mongers tell me where I will for sure get BBBJ? (massage shop, gogo, dos'nt matter).[/QUOTE]When in Bangla Road, you can see 3-4 massage girls sitting in a corner, waiting for customers. Sometimes dressed in pink, sometimes in orange. Sorry, I don't remember exactly where it is, but I remember it was at the corner of a Soi, roughly in the middle of Bangla.

Saw this petite pretty face, she looked very young. I asked for massage, 600 THB and here we go. Had a decent oil massage in a parlour located only 30 m from this corner in the Soi.

She asked extra? Yes babe. Hand or Mouth. Mouth babe. She gave me a very good BBBJ CIM for 1 K extra. And finished the oil massage as if nothing happened.

Only curtains to separate massage booths, no doors, so you are expected to control your volume! LOL.

Gents,

Thanks for the great info on Phuket. I have noticed that most of the reviews are about the Patong area. I will be staying in the Phuket Old Town area for two weeks early June to get some dental work done at Bangkok Phuket Hospital and was wondering if anyone has info on places in Phuket Town for FS massage (prices, places, etc). Also keen to hook up with some nice ladies for Long-time (LT) - maybe try and hook up with a massage girl. Would welcome your insights. I will post some reviews on what I find to share. I gather June is the low season so prices should be lower.

You guys are right. Suzie Wong has the hottest girls. Minimum 8/10 with amazing bodies, no pregnancy marks anywhere. Tight bodies. Wow. Its basically like a strip club with a free lap dance when you buy them a drink. Shot of tequila is about 220 THB.

So I got there on the early side, around 930 pm. Probably 15-20 hot women. So sexy, but I made the mistake of telling the girls that I wouldn't buy them drinks unless they were available for Barfine (I read that somewhere in this forum) I wasn't trying to be cheap, but I was so horny, that I wanted to get out of there fast with an LT option, rather than drinking for a long time (also I am not a big drinker). Most of the girls I talked to said 4 K-5 K for ST, which was ridiculous. And after a while, the word spread that I was not buying drinks, so the girls avoided me.

So left around 11 pm. I was so horny, that I picked up the first decent girl at one of the outdoor go go bars next door. I paid $2000 LT + $500 taxi in Kamala beach (about 20 min ride). Experience was average (2 shots with BBBJ), Girl was probably 5/10 and I couldn't stop thinking about how tight those bodies were at Suzy Wongs!!

Cheers,

U1

[QUOTE=WideBlueSea;1882206]Gents,

Thanks for the great info on Phuket. I have noticed that most of the reviews are about the Patong area. I will be staying in the Phuket Old Town area for two weeks early June to get some dental work done at Bangkok Phuket Hospital and was wondering if anyone has info on places in Phuket Town for FS massage (prices, places, etc). Also keen to hook up with some nice ladies for Long-time (LT) - maybe try and hook up with a massage girl. Would welcome your insights. I will post some reviews on what I find to share. I gather June is the low season so prices should be lower.[/QUOTE]Go to the Punpon Night Plaza in Phuket Town. There you will find several places offering FS massage. I have personally only tried Katherines Massage which is located on the left hand side some 50 meters in to the plaza.

The good thing about Katherines is that they have a webpage showing the girls working there. [URL]http://www.katherine-escort.com/gallery[/URL].

They are changing girls pretty often since most of them comes down from Bangkok and stayed for a couple of weeks.

Every day between 4 pm and 7 pm they offer happy hour prices: 2000 baht for 90 minutes with a lady everything included: the room (they have very nice rooms upstairs), shower with the lady and then go on to the FS action.

When not happy hour the price is 2500 for 90 minutes with a lady.

You can also bring the ladies to your hotel "escort service" but then the prices are much higher.

Because of the escort service it pretty often happens that some of the ladies showed at the web page are taken out. You will be updated upon arrival on which ladies are available at the moment.

I have been to Katherine's several times and the ladies are very friendly and the service very good.

Beside Katherine's (also on the left hand but immediately at the entrance of the plaza) you will find Angels Massage. This is a fishbowl massage. Also a lots of pretty girls. Their price is higher: 3000 baht for 90 minutes including room and FS.

I have never tried Angels, just walked in and had a look and asked about the prices. I estimated there was around 20-25 ladies available when I was there around 6:30 pm on a weekday. Many of them looked pretty young, 20-25. Walked out again because wanted to also look into other places at the plaza. However no action at other places. I think Katherine's and Angels are the best places for action at the Punpon Plaza. Angels are opening 6 pm by the way.

If you are trying Angels I would love to have a report.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=United1;1882313] but I made the mistake of telling the girls that I wouldn't buy them drinks unless they were available for Barfine (I read that somewhere in this forum) I wasn't trying to be cheap, but I was so horny, that I wanted to get out of there fast with an LT option, rather than drinking for a long time (also I am not a big drinker). Most of the girls I talked to said 4 K-5 K for ST, which was ridiculous. And after a while, the word spread that I was not buying drinks, so the girls avoided me.

U1[/QUOTE]I think you did the right thing telling the girls you wouldn't buy them drinks unless they were available for Barfine, otherwise you are risking buying a lots of expensive lady drinks for a girl who is not barfineable = you lose both money and time. It happened to me and others and pretty much pisses you off.

Yeah, 4 K-5 K for ST IS really ridiculous! That's why I think Phuket is not such a good place for mongering anymore.

[QUOTE=ALion2;1882426]I think you did the right thing telling the girls you wouldn't buy them drinks unless they were available for Barfine, otherwise you are risking buying a lots of expensive lady drinks for a girl who is not barfineable = you lose both money and time. It happened to me and others and pretty much pisses you off.

Yeah, 4 K-5 K for ST IS really ridiculous! That's why I think Phuket is not such a good place for mongering anymore.[/QUOTE]Cheers ALion. I agree. Aside from Suzie, I didn't see too many freelance hot girls in Phuket. But also, I was there early and did scope out every go go bar, so I could be wrong.

[QUOTE=ALion2;1882418]Go to the Punpon Night Plaza in Phuket Town. There you will find several places offering FS massage. I have personally only tried Katherines Massage which is located on the left hand side some 50 meters in to the plaza.

The good thing about Katherines is that they have a webpage showing the girls working there. [URL]http://www.katherine-escort.com/gallery[/URL].

They are changing girls pretty often since most of them comes down from Bangkok and stayed for a couple of weeks.

Every day between 4 pm and 7 pm they offer happy hour prices: 2000 baht for 90 minutes with a lady everything included: the room (they have very nice rooms upstairs), shower with the lady and then go on to the FS action.

When not happy hour the price is 2500 for 90 minutes with a lady...[/QUOTE]Thanks Alion2,

I will check out the happy hour at Katherine's and pop into Angels for a look at the fish bowl and maybe try my luck if the money holds out. I am keen to explore the area to see if I can find a nice girl for LT at my hotel and report back.

Going through the posts in the past 2 months, I am noticing a big difference in the prices from what I used to pay on my last visit to Patong (September 2015).

I used to pay the following:

-Beer Bars:

Lady drink: 200 Baht.

Barfine: 1000 Baht (in Bangla), 600 Baht (out of Bangla).

ST: 1500.

LT: 2000.

-Free Lancers from nightclubs:

ST: 1000-1500.

LT: 1500-2500.

(I don't go to gogo bars).

[QUOTE=JamesFord;1884218]Going through the posts in the past 2 months, I am noticing a big difference in the prices from what I used to pay on my last visit to Patong (September 2015).

I used to pay the following:

-Beer Bars:

Lady drink: 200 Baht.

Barfine: 1000 Baht (in Bangla), 600 Baht (out of Bangla).

ST: 1500.

LT: 2000.

-Free Lancers from nightclubs:

ST: 1000-1500.

LT: 1500-2500.

(I don't go to gogo bars).[/QUOTE]Yep, that's exactly what I paid too (April 2016), for any girl except in gogo bar. In the few gogo bars of Bangla (soi dragon if I remember), prices are higher.

But hey, you have thousands of funny and laid back girls in the hundred bars and discos (especially tai pan, illusion and seduction) to choose from.

I confirm LT is the standard in Patong, more than ST, and it's 2000. I'm quite picky, and had hot stunners for that price. Girls usually stay 'till we wake up!' and for breakfast. No drama, and no clock watching.

Thank you for the link to Katherine's. Some of those girls look pretty good to me and 2000-2500 baht is definitely cheaper than top massage girls in Pattaya. Will be sure to check the place out and report back.

[QUOTE=JamesFord;1884218]Going through the posts in the past 2 months, I am noticing a big difference in the prices from what I used to pay on my last visit to Patong (September 2015).

I used to pay the following:

-Beer Bars:

Lady drink: 200 Baht.

Barfine: 1000 Baht (in Bangla), 600 Baht (out of Bangla).

ST: 1500..[/QUOTE]For sure the prices differ between bars and ladies. While some FL ladies in nightclubs demands 4000 for ST there are also a few that accept 1200 for ST. However, my experience is that it's pretty unusual to find freelancers in the nightclubs ready to go for less than 1500ST and 2000 LT.

For a lady from a bar in the Bangla area the rates mostly are 2000ST and 3000 LT. But same there, some asks for more, a few are ready to go for less. Cheaper and not so hot ladies if you go away from the Bangla area.

Barfines in bars fronting Bangla Road now mostly at 1500 but cheaper the further away from Bangla you go.

Lady drinks around 200.

Was in Phuket last November, and again in May. As mentioned in a previous post I will never go back to Bali. Ever.

So I arrived with some prearranged meetings from TF. The first one was in Naiyang right near the airport. Met her at the entrance to the beach road and she drove me back to my hostel. Had some things to do and said she would collect me at 17:00. Waited and of course she did not turn up, idiot me I thought (told me later that ex boyfriend tried to hook up with her the night before I met her and she was confused. Anyway meeting her in September) won't say too much more about her.

So then called up the next girl (all Thai girls have the chat app called 'line' and she was walking distance from the hostel. Literally turned up in five minutes. Her name was fern, 19 years old just finished tourism course at local college. So we went to Kata beach and took the very nice hotel I had booked for the first girl. I was the first farang she had slept with and was so inexperienced she did not know what cow-girl was (Thai girl knows and loves cow-girl). This girl was voluptuous and had fantastic large firm tits. When she got the cow-girl action right she would put her hands behind her head and lift her hair up over her head so I could enjoy the motion of those titties. Her hair went to her waist. Took her to the Karon beach resort for dinner. It is the southern most place on Karon beach. The setting and sunset view was spectacular. She told me the meal was not good (brutal honesty) and yes, it was crap. This one had an appetite for spending money and over the two days cost me a bit more than I want to admit. She was incredibly inexperienced, she did not even pack a hairbrush in her over night bag. It was the first time she had done this. Overall GFE was excellent, and a very quick learner. Gave her taxi money to get back to Naiyang, and that was that.

Then went to Patong, checked in and called up girl number three. She was down the road and I said I would fetch her. No bugger it, I called her back and said get a taxi, I will pay when you arrive. So we are sitting in a bar across the road from the Hotel (Hemingway's Silk 50 M from Bangla Road, GF and has an excellent roof top pool) and she walks in, ka 20 years old, she weighed in at 42 kgs (she said) The bar was strictly a sports bar. No bar girls. And I asked the owner what I was up for. She chatted to Ka and as we walked out said I was going to get the full circus act. So we go across the road, up to our room and we change for the pool on the roof (note: The pool on the hotel roof "bring your bikini" works a treat). Go to rooftop pool. Pretty impressive. She drops the towel and the Australians chatting in the pool go mute. I dive in, she swims up, we do a few laps and then she sits back on the pool steps and I started caressing her. She says "lets go to room". From then on was an expertly choreographed slow motion seduction (by her). She set the pace, slow and sensual. When I slipped her bikini bottom off she was so wet her lips were dripping. From then on was the most sensational sexual experience I have had for many years. We had a sleep and woke up with broom handle wood. She then became aggressive and did everything she could to get me to come again (I am fit, but not a young fellow, so a second pop would take work). It took a while and she was stuffed at the end of it, and very very pleased. The next morning she wanted to stay but I let her go. It set me back 1000 baht which is what I gave her when she turned up (for the taxi which may have been 200 B). She asked for nothing more. I am not young, but if you treat the girls like a princess and give them a relentless hiding in bed they really take a shine to you!

Girl number four I found in Bangla road. LD 180 be, barfine 500 be, LT 2000. My friend was chatting with her at first and he lost interest, so I took her. The one I was talking to was prettier, but was 'disinterested'. She was 29, cannot remember her name and very attractive, but not beautiful. My mate ended up taking mamasan! As we walked out (it is a lane way off Bangla road, full of small bars) the girls in the others bars started cheering and applauding the mamasan as we walked out! Ha ha. My mate insisted she just gave him a good night and wake up massage. OK we will let him think we believe that! Anyway my girl was OK and quite enthusiastic and quite noisy. I gave her quite a sound hiding and afterwards when she got out of bed dropped to the floor, she said she could not walk. Yeah! She was going to stay overnight, but left early. I did not object. We had an excellent session. The next morning my mate said he could hear her through the hotel wall and it stopped him mid 'massage'.

Girl number five was a regular from a previous visit and we spent two weeks together. This girl put me into uncharted territory. I cannot fault her and that is worrying me.

After returning from the north of Thailand we go to Rawai in the south east of Phuket island. A mate came up while we were away and we met him in Rawai. He has not been to Phuket before and was not sure of the game. There is not much down in Rawai and we double the moto scooter up the road which leads to Kata beach. When the busy part of Rawai / nai harn dies down (yes it is a crap description) there are four bars by themselves on the eastern side of the road, they are well lit and remembered them from a night ride a few weeks before. Next door is a traditional massage shop. So we pull over and walk into the first bar. It is full of drop dead gorgeous stunners but something is not right. We go to the bar next door and the same. We walk to the street (the bars are right on the road, it is a quiet and narrow road) and try to figure out what is going on. So we walk back into the first bar and a Dutch guy is there. And we ask him "are there any real girls here" ? Yes he says. Just the three outside at the high table. We were unable to tell which was a lady boy and which was not. His "lady friend" was with him. He owned one or all of the bars I am not sure. Anyway we walk with him to the three at the table at the side of the road and point to two of them and say "we will take these two", the barfine is 300 be each. We did not even bother to buy them drinks. So I ask if they have a motor scooter and one of them does and the other doubles with her and they follow us back to our hotel. I would not recommend anyone goes to these bars. If you have a few too many you are going to wake up regretting what you will almost certainly do for a very long time. The Dutch guy was suggesting we should try it at least once, they were much more fun than real girls.

So we arrive back at our hotel in Rawai and the girls are sitting by the pool and my friend of mamasan fame arrives. We tell him "this one is for you". He cannot believe what he sees. "oh, OK then, thanks guys" he says. So these two spend the next four days with these girls, paying the 300 be barfine for every day and then 2000 be for every day on top of that. The girls did very well out of them. I had my long term girlfriend with me who did not want to talk to "bar girls". So there is a hierarchy amongst the locals.

Lastly if you are in Rawai go to the nighttime seafood markets and restaurants, even Thai people come to Phuket for holidays and the seafood is one of the main attractions.

Side note. Go to their pier there is night fish markets there.

Gents,

I want to share this experience with you so you don't get caught like I did.

I took a thai girl back to my apartment last night that I met in Bangla Road. She was with a friend and we chatted as we made our way towards home. She seemed a friendly and attractive lady so I asked her what she was doing (all the bars had just been shut at 2 AM by the police. I gather this happens from time to time in Patong). She had no plans so I suggested she come with me to my hotel for a drink and maybe stay the night. She chatted to her friend in Thai and said OK but her friend would come too. Her friend was a large and unattractive lady and I told the pretty one I didn't want her friend to stay. More chatting between the two in Thai and she says "OK my friend just come for a drink".

We got to my hotel and both girls handed over their ID cards then we went to my room and had some beers. After one beer the friend made her departure. I got the impression that she came along so both girls could check me out and make sure I wasn't a dickhead. So, I am alone with this girl. We chat for a while (her English was quite good) then we start making out. I suggest we shower together which she was cool with then we hit the bed and things started getting very sexy. The girl says she is a working girl and wants some money (I hadn't had the opportunity to discuss this with her when we first met with her friend tagging along). I asked her how much, she says 1500 for LT which seemed fine but she wanted the money first as she said she has had experiences where she has gone with a guy, fucked then not gotten any money. What the hell I think, she's in my room, stark naked, looking very nice, so I give her the money.

We spend the next hour or so fucking and having a really nice time and she says "lets have another drink" - there were a couple of beers left in the fridge so I pulled them out. We sat in bed drinking and chatting and I said I had to get up to go to the loo. I think it was at this stage of events that she spiked my drink. I got back and she was sitting up in bed sipping her beer, smiling her beautiful smile at me and I am ready to give her another round when she hands me my beer and gestures for a toast. I guzzle the remnants of the beer which in hindsight tasted a bit metallic and cuddle up to her. At this stage things get very hazy, I was already pretty drunk. I remember her saying she had to get up to go to the toilet. Last thing I remember I was lying in bed listening to the sounds of this girl in the bathroom.

Four hours later I awoke to an empty bed. I knew straight away that I had been drugged as the heaviness and dullness in my head were much worse than a hangover. I have no idea what she spiked me with but it was bloody quick and effective.

I could see my wallet on the desk (I had kept it in a drawer) and sure enough, it was empty. About 1300 THB gone but luckily nothing else (all my credit and ID cards were still there). Luckily, this room had a safe and I had kept my passport and the majority of my cash in the safe and only lost 1200 (plus the 1500 I gave the girl).

I've been pondering what to do. Do I report the incident to the Police? I think I know where she works. Do I confront her at her workplace and demand my money back and threaten to report her to the Police? I will let the Hotel manager know and see what his advice is. He is a seasoned expat who has been in Thailand for ten years.

Lessons learnt.

1. Don't let your drink out of your sight if you bring a girl to your hotel.

2. Make sure you get a room with a safe and lock all your valuables in it.

3. Stay in a hotel that rings you when the girl leaves to make sure everything is fine. Shit, she could have killed me!

I would be interested to hear from any of you that have had a similar experience. Hopefully this is not a common event. I have been with about half a dozen Thai girls this past week in Patong and all of them, bar this one, have been lovely ladies with no nasty surprises.

Gents,

My first mongering experience has sadly come to an end and I must return to work in China. But thought I would share some insights about Phuket, Patong and Phuket Town.

I spent about 10 days in Phuket in the low season (June) and fucked many beautiful ladies during my short time. My favorite definitely is Katherine's Escort in Phuket Town ([URL]www.katherine.escort.com[/URL]). This is a very professional service and provides in and out all service. The ladies are all of a high quality and seemed to be well looked after by the management. You can check out what ladies are available each day by visiting the website and checking out their gallery. If you time it right for happy hour (4-7 pm and 11 pm-2 am every day during low season) you can get a hot lady for 2000 THB for 90 minutes and you will not be disappointed. Outside happy hour you will pay 2600 THB for 90 minutes.

I stayed in Patong a few days chasing ladies in the bars, go-go venues and dance clubs like Taipan all with varying success but I definitely got the best bang for my buck at Katherine's. It is fun hanging out at the go go bars like Suzie Wongs and Rock Hard A go go and I had some truly unforgettable times at these joints but you will end up spending a lot more to have your wicked way than just rocking up to Katherine's. Unfortunately, it you want a woman Long Time from Katherine's that will cost you a bomb. I tried getting one of the girls to come to my hotel one night when she finished (they close at 2 AM) but that does not seem possible as the girls stay in management run accommodation and they keep a close eye on their activities. Their website quotes prices from 12,500 THB for 12 hours which is a ridiculous amount of money to pay in Phuket.

If you want a girl LT I would suggest hanging at a go go bar like Susie Wongs or Rock Hard and making a careful selection of the girl you want. You definitely should stay in a Hotel close to Bangla Rd (I would highly recommend Summer Breeze). If you are lucky and the girl likes you she will agree to come home with you when she finishes so you can avoid a bar fine (1000 to 2000 THB depending on the place) and then you only need to pay her 2000-3000 THB. I got one honey from Isan to stay with me LT from Rock Hard and paid her 2000 - but I had forked out another 2000 on Lady Drinks and my own drinks in the couple of hours I spent at Rock Hard so all up it was 4000 LT. But hey, when you can get a hot lady to fuck you all night and into the morning for 4000 THB or about AUD $160 who am I to quibble.

Be very careful in these go go bars as you can quickly end up spending a small fortune on Lady Drinks. My first night in Suzie Wongs set me back about 5000 THB but was definitely a night I will never forget with three gorgeous and pretty well naked babes paying me lots of attention. At one point I had a hand down the panties of a lady either side of me while another sat astride me completely naked giving me deep throat kisses. I ended up taking one them LT for another 3000 THB and 1000 THB bar fine. A very expensive night but one I will not quickly forget!

A word of warning. Be VERY careful picking up freelancers from Bangla Rd. I hooked up with one cute lady who ending up spiking my drinking and stealing about 1300 THB from me (check out my previous posting for details). Picking up a lady from the late night music venues like Tai Pan can be fun. I hooked up with one nice, but very drunk lady and we fucked for a few hours which ended up costing me 2000 THB. I think you are still prone to the drink spiking dangers from these types of hook ups tho and would seriously advise choosing to hook up with a lady from a bar, a go go joint or heading to Katherine's.

I gather in the peak season prices for everything doubles along with the number of men competing with you to score themselves a hot lady. So my strong advice is go to Phuket in low season and make sure you pay Katherine's a visit or two. There are some great places to stay in Phuket Town with prices starting from about 500-600 THB for very decent accommodation. Expect to pay a lot more for accommodation in Patong.

Happy hunting!

I have not had this happen to me, fortunately, but I hope you reported it to the hotel. If they kept her ID, and it was real, they can report the incident to the police.

I don't know the laws, but it wasn't a crime for you to invite two ladies to your room, so you shouldn't be at risk.

Really lucky she didn't take your cards etc.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=WideBlueSea;1891973]Gents,

I want to share this experience with you so you don't get caught like I did.

I took a thai girl back to my apartment last night that I met in Bangla Road. She was with a friend and we chatted as we made our way towards home. She seemed a friendly and attractive lady so I asked her what she was doing (all the bars had just been shut at 2 AM by the police. I gather this happens from time to time in Patong). She had no plans so I suggested she come with me to my hotel for a drink and maybe stay the night. She chatted to her friend in Thai and said OK but her friend would come too. Her friend was a large and unattractive lady and I told the pretty one I didn't want her friend to stay. More chatting between the two in Thai and she says "OK my friend just come for a drink".

We got to my hotel and both girls handed over their ID cards then we went to my room and had some beers. After one beer the friend made her departure. I got the impression that she came along so both girls could check me out and make sure I wasn't a dickhead. So, I am alone with this girl. We chat for a while (her English was quite good) then we start making out. I suggest we shower together which she was cool with then we hit the bed and things started getting very sexy. The girl says she is a working girl and wants some money (I hadn't had the opportunity to discuss this with her when we first met with her friend tagging along). I asked her how much, she says 1500 for LT which seemed fine but she wanted the money first as she said she has had experiences where she has gone with a guy, fucked then not gotten any money. What the hell I think, she's in my room, stark naked, looking very nice, so I give her the money.

We spend the next hour or so fucking and having a really nice time and she says "lets have another drink" - there were a couple of beers left in the fridge so I pulled them out. We sat in bed drinking and chatting and I said I had to get up to go to the loo. I think it was at this stage of events that she spiked my drink. I got back and she was sitting up in bed sipping her beer, smiling her beautiful smile at me and I am ready to give her another round when she hands me my beer and gestures for a toast. I guzzle the remnants of the beer which in hindsight tasted a bit metallic and cuddle up to her. At this stage things get very hazy, I was already pretty drunk. I remember her saying she had to get up to go to the toilet. Last thing I remember I was lying in bed listening to the sounds of this girl in the bathroom.

Four hours later I awoke to an empty bed. I knew straight away that I had been drugged as the heaviness and dullness in my head were much worse than a hangover. I have no idea what she spiked me with but it was bloody quick and effective.

I could see my wallet on the desk (I had kept it in a drawer) and sure enough, it was empty. About 1300 THB gone but luckily nothing else (all my credit and ID cards were still there). Luckily, this room had a safe and I had kept my passport and the majority of my cash in the safe and only lost 1200 (plus the 1500 I gave the girl).

I've been pondering what to do. Do I report the incident to the Police? I think I know where she works. Do I confront her at her workplace and demand my money back and threaten to report her to the Police? I will let the Hotel manager know and see what his advice is. He is a seasoned expat who has been in Thailand for ten years.

Lessons learnt.

1. Don't let your drink out of your sight if you bring a girl to your hotel.

2. Make sure you get a room with a safe and lock all your valuables in it.

3. Stay in a hotel that rings you when the girl leaves to make sure everything is fine. Shit, she could have killed me!

I would be interested to hear from any of you that have had a similar experience. Hopefully this is not a common event. I have been with about half a dozen Thai girls this past week in Patong and all of them, bar this one, have been lovely ladies with no nasty surprises.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WideBlueSea;1893470]Gents,

My first mongering experience has sadly come to an end and I must return to work in China. But thought I would share some insights in Phuket Town with prices starting from about 500-600 THB for very decent accommodation. Expect to pay a lot more for accommodation in Patong.

Happy hunting![/QUOTE]Thank you for the detailed and valuable info. I just checked the ([URL]www.katherine.escort.com[/URL]). And it list 4000 for 90 minutes. Did you get discount in the shop?

Jb.

[QUOTE=JudeBright;1893676]Thank you for the detailed and valuable info. I just checked the ([URL]www.katherine.escort.com[/URL]). And it list 4000 for 90 minutes. Did you get discount in the shop?

Jb.[/QUOTE]Hi JB,

You need to go to the massage parlor to get the cheaper rate (2000 THB for happy hour 4-7 pm). You have to pick from the ladies available and they will show you cards for each lady outlining her vital stats and what she is willing to do plus her level of English. My advice is go early to make sure you get several to choose from as they tend to get booked out for in-house and out-house calls as the night progresses.

Can any bros tell me if there's any fun to be had in northern Phuket? Aroun Ao Po Marina?

Thanks in advance.

GC.

[QUOTE=WideBlueSea;1893470]Gents,

My first mongering experience has sadly come to an end and I must return to work in China. But thought I would share some insights about Phuket, Patong and Phuket Town.

Happy hunting![/QUOTE]You my man Wild Blue Sea should have gone to the dance clubs, Tiger, Illuzion, Seduction, White Room, VIP Room and the quality and quantity of pussy there would have zombie you out, there is so much free pussy available there also you will be surprised with loads and loads of horny chicks on there free night come for a party and some extra cash or shopping. Tai Pan was a great place but now it has very average quality chicks. In my list from bottom to Top is as follows:

VIP Room.

Tiger.

White Room.

Illuzion.

Seduction.

Delayed report but been researching for my next trip so felt it only right to contribute.

Day 1.

Got to my hotel. Are Mar. Great spot, good sized room and pool area. Room was on the GF next to the pool in a building separate from reception area although found out later still had to check a girl in, no charge. It's a great location, just off the main drag and with a superb Thai restaurant right outside the hotel as well as a good value laundry service at the bar right outside the entrance.

Did the usual Bangla walk in and out of a few places. Ended up in VIP Room, formerly Hollywood. Caught the eye of a girl who I got chatting to, she was with friends and didn't want to carry on with me that night but I took her number. See Day 2.

Moved on to Seduction and took home a little 20 yr old. Was worried I had a starfish for 2000 LT, but turned out to be a beauty! Willing and lots of fun. She made her excuses blah blah but I still paid her the 2 k and sent her on her way. She insisted on giving me her number which I took but have since deleted for security purposes!

Day 2.

Woke up and messaged VIP girl from Day 1. Instant reply and agreed on a date after she finished her real estate work. Insisted on bringing her mate which was fine. Took them both out, couple of normal bars then they insisted on taking me to Suzi Wong 2, fine with me! Ended up back at mine with the original girl (stunner). No money exchanged hands but of course I'd paid for her and her mate all night, probably more than a WG but more fun Didn't do the deed but lots and lots of fun when we woke up. Excellent night / morning.

Day 3.

Slept all morning after she'd left, headed out to wander, shop, take in the sights of the massage girls. Ended up at Chantara (I think? Has previously been mentioned here) further up opposite Chrisitins. Was walking to and from there and another place with the horn when a HOT girl arrived and got off her bike. Straight in to see her, taller than the average girl so asked her about 5 times if she was LB haha. Right to the back of the shop, great massage and this girl was super hot. Tall, very fit firm body, does Muay Thai apparently on insistence of her western BF. It was paying off. Wouldn't do FS due to the BF but everything else was on the cards. Amazing experience, my first oily in Thailand. Showered with me afterwards and will see her again next time. Paid her 1500 I think, plus 400 house, from memory.

Day 4.

Met up with VIP girl for a coffee on her break before heading home.

All in all a great few days. There are some cracking girls in Phuket if you put in the time, keep your head and don't let little man take over! Back again in July for more of the same.

[QUOTE=DavidRim;1899912]Delayed report but been researching for my next trip so felt it only right to contribute.

Day 1.

Got to my hotel. Are Mar. Great spot, good sized room and pool area. Room was on the GF next to the pool in a building separate from reception area although found out later still had to check a girl in, no charge. It's a great location, just off the main drag and with a superb Thai restaurant right outside the hotel as well as a good value laundry service at the bar right outside the entrance.

Did the usual Bangla walk in and out of a few places. Ended up in VIP Room, formerly Hollywood. Caught the eye of a girl who I got chatting to, she was with friends and didn't want to carry on with me that night but I took her number. See Day 2.

Moved on to Seduction and took home a little 20 yr old. Was worried I had a starfish for 2000 LT, but turned out to be a beauty! Willing and lots of fun. She made her excuses blah blah but I still paid her the 2 k and sent her on her way. She insisted on giving me her number which I took but have since deleted for security purposes!

Day 2..[/QUOTE]Hey DR,

At last someone is enjoying and posting about the clubbing scene in Phuket. In my eyes Phuket has a cracking scene of super FL'rs not at par with BKK but still some awesome hits can be had here.

Cheers: Man keep up the good work. Maybe we bang into each other in seduction or White room or Illuzion in July in Phuket.

Alex

[QUOTE=Alex7J;1900134]Hey DR,

At last someone is enjoying and posting about the clubbing scene in Phuket. In my eyes Phuket has a cracking scene of super FL'rs not at par with BKK but still some awesome hits can be had here.

Cheers: Man keep up the good work. Maybe we bang into each other in seduction or White room or Illuzion in July in Phuket.

Alex[/QUOTE]Thank you Sir. I am also DXB based as I believe you are from your extensive reporting on the UAE forum. What's the Phuket connection, just a regular visitor?

Freelancers are certainly my favorite way to go, had the best experiences with them. Heading to BKK soon and it's been a while. Where would you recommend for stunning FLs?

Althoug I read that many prefer Pattaya over Phuket, I expected really more here. Until 11 pm there were more young beautiful european girls (tourists!) in Bangla than asian (except those working to push you in the club). By midnight Fls start to appear but there were few and really not pretty. Finally I went to have a beer at the Tiger complex, funny location. ALso here very few girls more than a 5. Finally there was, among the many bars, one in the side of the building which had 3 nice girls: that was the High Roller Bar. Those 3 were by far much better than any other in this big location. One will come to my hotel tomorrow.

Globally, a big deception, although I know it is low season. But the quality is lacking.

Hi all,

I have been sourcing this forum for information so thanks all for sharing. I felt it was time for me to contribute and I wrote a quite extensive report but my session timed out (Little rage later I will try to make an shorter version).

My first trip to Phuket was 2008 as a young bloke and has since been there quite a lot. Just returned home after a two month stay.

[QUOTE=WideBlueSea;1893828]Hi JB,

You need to go to the massage parlor to get the cheaper rate (2000 THB for happy hour 4-7 pm). You have to pick from the ladies available and they will show you cards for each lady outlining her vital stats and what she is willing to do plus her level of English. My advice is go early to make sure you get several to choose from as they tend to get booked out for in-house and out-house calls as the night progresses.[/QUOTE]I'm happy to have found Katherine's for 2000 THB during the promotion time. They offer very good service and locale. My first visit they tried to trick me quoting 3000 but I said that was no the price I had heard. They surcharge 3% on cards which is pennies. No problems with price when I returned. Thank you WideBlueSea for positing your experience and information.

Rotations occurs so they just go work for a couple a weeks and mention if the return eludes me. But the girls look like the pictures without filter!

First experience was amazing. Girl was Iris and I don't now if she just really is naughty or if it was our lingo that was good from start. Wanting me to watch her shower and she had a amazing 40 kg body with firm tits. Gave a good massage and wanted me to rub her clit when she flipped me. She got really wet when giving me BBBJ which turned me on a lot and we did a lot of positions before she accidentally finished me with a BJ in her face. Not a service she offered but she took it like a trooper smiling and laughed it off. Finished the time with massage which was relaxing. Would have returned but didn't have time before she left.

Second experience was with Nonny and the vibe was from the start she was just doing her job. Might be my imagination but got the impression she was starting to have a cold and maybe that's why she was not in the mood. She had amazing natural tits and knew how to use them when the B2B and I was on my back. Got off by antagonizing her with prolonging hard doggy and finish me with a CIM BJ. She knew how to use her hands and mouth but her vibe turned me off. Would not recommend her.

Got the impression if you make a mess in the room they have to pay. If you make a mess I would recommend tipping if you plan to return.

I will go again for "happy hour"!

As some mentioned earlier the area has other places worth investigating. I would guess more fish bowl next to Katherine's is Angel Massage and a big building saying "Something" Massage Club. I cruised the Sois and saw other joints all around. This doesn't look like the nice place in town so if you venture be careful. I will try myself when I have the opportunity but best would be have someone speaking thai to get the layout I reckon.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;1907196]Althoug I read that many prefer Pattaya over Phuket, I expected really more here. Until 11 pm there were more young beautiful european girls (tourists!) in Bangla than asian (except those working to push you in the club). By midnight Fls start to appear but there were few and really not pretty. Finally I went to have a beer at the Tiger complex, funny location. ALso here very few girls more than a 5. Finally there was, among the many bars, one in the side of the building which had 3 nice girls: that was the High Roller Bar. Those 3 were by far much better than any other in this big location. One will come to my hotel tomorrow.

Globally, a big deception, although I know it is low season. But the quality is lacking.[/QUOTE]I think as some others already pointed out it has been declining last few years in Patong. I personally blame the big venues destroying the atmosphere but it might reboot when more places are forced to close the next few years. I didn't spend enough evenings / nights in Bangla to make a factual statements. But personally I think it's a lot worse quality girls but more importantly not so good atmosphere. I reckon it's worth exploring the smaller clusters of venues around Patong instead. I went for the Full moon at Paradise beach near Patong and it was a mix with farang / Thai with various ages. Good music and food available but expensive to drink. Can be worth a visit if you like that type of party but nothing compared to the real one. (Place is pending appeal to be demolished).

I miss the times when saving a bottle in bars / clubs was more standard than not. When you could for sure pull non-working girls in Hollywood (Now VIP I think). I think the big venues spread the customers to thin in the late hours for it to work.

Maybe Patong is the best place on earth for you but if you don't like it go explore Phuket there is more venues in Chalong, Rawai, Phuket Town and Kathu. Even Karon and Kamala can be worth a visits but more expensive than the ones mentioned before. (If someone go information on the venues north of Surin and east coast please share I can report Surin beach is demolished.).

Places of interest:

Some bars / places.

Road from Rawai beach toward Chalong. (Has one bigger cluster called Rawai plaza).

Road Chalong Pier to Calong roundabout and that nearby area.

Few bars / places.

Road from Patong over the hill to Kathu first intersection. Left turn for some more place and right turn for some domestic / university places. Continue straight for more university places. (Also a place I have taken interest is near restaurant ร3657;3634;3609;3626;3657;3617;3605;3635;3611;3641;3617;3657;3634;2 a lot of girls working. Unclear if available but the one that joined me for the quick beer I had there for 55 THB was very cute and young but spoke no English so I will investigate further).

Rawai road to Promtep and the one to Kata.

Just went for one MP in Patong and it was in a Soi on the 200 year old road the same as Hooters and Hardrock reside on. Go past the uniformed places (Unless you find something you fancy on the left or right side of the road) and venture into the Sois on right hand side. I played hard customer to get with mamasan and she gave me a 20 year old half Thai / Lao with a athletic body. Was first just thinking of a massage / HJ but turned out she was bi-sexual with emphasize on girls and very in-experienced so I changed it to FS. 2000 THB with massage and would only do CBJ but really tight pussy when going deep. So there might be slim picking but go around and you will find something that suits you I was at least a happy customer.

To get around I recommend motorbike if your a proficient driver in Asia and don't drink yourself to oblivion. Else Grab application for taximeter if your not in a hurry since the taxi prices from all other services are still madness. Keep your money for pleasures instead.

Try the online Asian dating thing before you go if you want a different experience. Not done this personally but got mates with good experiences doing this.

My last five cents.

Stay safe, have fun and enjoy Phuket!

Seems the encoding got messed up with Thai letters. Edited in the quote.

[QUOTE=MakeItOrBreak;1914127]Places of interest:

Some bars / places.

Road from Rawai beach toward Chalong. (Has one bigger cluster called Rawai plaza).

Road Chalong Pier to Calong roundabout and that nearby area.

Few bars / places.

Road from Patong over the hill to Kathu first intersection. Left turn for some more place and right turn for some domestic / university places. Continue straight for more university places. (Also a place I have taken interest is near restaurant ร้านส้มตำปูม้า2 a lot of girls working. Unclear if available but the one that joined me for the quick beer I had there for 55 THB was very cute and young but spoke no English so I will investigate further).

Rawai road to Promtep and the one to Kata..[/QUOTE]

I am confused (not too difficult to do). Did you ever get laid?? You said on Day 1 the girl made her excuses. Not sure what that means, though you were happy. On Day 2 you hung out with 2 girls and spent money but got nothing but the pleasure of their company? And Day 3 still no FS, only a BJ? And Day 4 just coffee?

Great if that is what you were wanting, and I not saying anything bad about it. Hanging with girls can be fun with or without sex. Just wasn't entirely sure from your report what all happened. As long as you had fun! And what is a "cracking girl". Not sure I have heard that term before.

[QUOTE=DavidRim;1899912]Delayed report but been researching for my next trip so felt it only right to contribute.

Day 1.

Got to my hotel. Are Mar. Great spot, good sized room and pool area. Room was on the GF next to the pool in a building separate from reception area although found out later still had to check a girl in, no charge. It's a great location, just off the main drag and with a superb Thai restaurant right outside the hotel as well as a good value laundry service at the bar right outside the entrance.

Did the usual Bangla walk in and out of a few places. Ended up in VIP Room, formerly Hollywood. Caught the eye of a girl who I got chatting to, she was with friends and didn't want to carry on with me that night but I took her number. See Day 2.

Moved on to Seduction and took home a little 20 yr old. Was worried I had a starfish for 2000 LT, but turned out to be a beauty! Willing and lots of fun. She made her excuses blah blah but I still paid her the 2 k and sent her on her way. She insisted on giving me her number which I took but have since deleted for security purposes!

Day 2.

Woke up and messaged VIP girl from Day 1. Instant reply and agreed on a date after she finished her real estate work. Insisted on bringing her mate which was fine. Took them both out, couple of normal bars then they insisted on taking me to Suzi Wong 2, fine with me! Ended up back at mine with the original girl (stunner). No money exchanged hands but of course I'd paid for her and her mate all night, probably more than a WG but more fun Didn't do the deed but lots and lots of fun when we woke up. Excellent night / morning.

Day 3.

Slept all morning after she'd left, headed out to wander, shop, take in the sights of the massage girls. Ended up at Chantara (I think? Has previously been mentioned here) further up opposite Chrisitins. Was walking to and from there and another place with the horn when a HOT girl arrived and got off her bike. Straight in to see her, taller than the average girl so asked her about 5 times if she was LB haha. Right to the back of the shop, great massage and this girl was super hot. Tall, very fit firm body, does Muay Thai apparently on insistence of her western BF. It was paying off. Wouldn't do FS due to the BF but everything else was on the cards. Amazing experience, my first oily in Thailand. Showered with me afterwards and will see her again next time. Paid her 1500 I think, plus 400 house, from memory.

Day 4.

Met up with VIP girl for a coffee on her break before heading home.

All in all a great few days. There are some cracking girls in Phuket if you put in the time, keep your head and don't let little man take over! Back again in July for more of the same.[/QUOTE]

Hi everybody,

I will be in Karon in a few months and if anyone could give any suggestions for where to find a good oil massage with FS that would be great. Are there any streets like Soi Kepsap in Karon like there are in Patong?

Am coming to Phuket in the middle of August as part of a group. We are staying at the Angsana Laguna resort. This seems to be far from the well known places in Phuket. Any recommendations close by to the resort for massage and FS places.

Thanks in advance.

Don't have much experience with Phuket town, but if you're in Patong, Soi Kepsap or any of the massage places on Rat you Thit, basically any massage place in Patong will offer FS. When I was last there in November I was offered FS at every place I went to in Patong.