FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1207114]- Which club do you recommend me to visit Thursday evening, in order to sample one girl? (except Artemis that is)[/QUOTE]I would say why not an apartment? As you say that you will be available in the evening, and as it is a damn fine bordello, I would say Mon Rouge would be my choice.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1207114]- In Artemis, do you remove all clothes, or do you still have underwear under your bathrobe? Sounds silly I know, but I just wondered?[/QUOTE]You wear nothing under the robe, unless you want to then you could wear your underwear. I mean there is no inspector (despite this being Germany) to make sure you follow "ze rulz".

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1207114]- What about other items like watch or cell phones, do you carry them with you (I guess there are pockets in the bathrobe)?[/QUOTE]You do have two lockers. You can fit watch, wallet and cell phone in the small very secure cash locker out front. The rest can go in your clothes locker. Truth be told the clothes locker is also pretty damn secure. And the robes do have pockets to carry small items. Be aware that cell phones are not allowed out on the floor, only in the locker room and foyer. Also if you keep anything in the pockets of your robe-when you take it off to sauna remember that robes can and do disappear while you are in the sauna. Leave nothing of value in the pockets.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1207114]- What are your best advice for a newbie to FKK in Germany?[/QUOTE]Remember to wash your dick, don't go with the first girl who approaches and be polite to the girls.

And read this thread thoroughly and also my blog. [url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]

AM

[QUOTE=Sucker17; 1207114]Hi Guys,

I'll soon be doing my first visit to Artemis, while visiting Berlin in the beginning of November. I've been a regular visitor to "nightclubs" in Prague and know this citys nightlife as my backpocket. However I've only been to Berlin once and I did not visit any clubs as it was strictly worktrip. It is also a worktrip this time, but I'll visit Berlin from Thursday. Sunday. That means that I've planned to visit Artemis Friday and Saturday evening / night. Why not Thursday? Well it is more of obvious reasons, work starts early Friday and I would like to be not like a zombie!

I have some questions to you guys:

- Which club do you recommend me to visit Thursday evening, in order to sample one girl? (except Artemis that is)

- In Artemis, do you remove all clothes, or do you still have underwear under your bathrobe? Sounds silly I know, but I just wondered?

- What about other items like watch or cell phones, do you carry them with you (I guess there are pockets in the bathrobe)?

- What are your best advice for a newbie to FKK in Germany?

Thanks in advance for all replies![/QUOTE]Thursday? I suggest KD or La Folie. One of my favourite clubs is L'amour. It depends.

Removing all clothes? Question isn't silly. Most mongers remove all clothes. Some others, but only a few, do not and wear underwear beneath their bathrobe. It's your choice.

Cellphone, valuables? Leave your cellphone in Artemis in your locker (mute it!) or at home, in your car etc. Like other big FFK's Artemis does not tolerate cellphones.

My best advice? Ummm. Be prepared for a whole bunch of naked bunnies and a serious crowd during Friday and Saturday night. Be relaxed. Maybe it's a good idea reading the discussion about the post of finnish guy NyyssiTunnus.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1207226]I would say why not an apartment? As you say that you will be available in the evening, and as it is a damn fine bordello, I would say Mon Rouge would be my choice.
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Sucker 17 - On this, it is a bit more complicated. You really need to look on the interweb, see which girls strike your fancy, and then CALL ahead (most speak English) to see if they are actually there, and when they are available, as some may be booked but have a free hour here and there. You don't need to book it as you still want to see if there is a click between you and photos, while helpful, are just photos. Apartment staffing is obviously smaller, hot girls in demand, their schedules can vary and the last thing you want to do is run all over Berlin for nothing. Just increase your odds so you know some object of desire is where, when.

I would also suggest you read the Berlin thread (nu. 668) and see Angus' blog. Mon Rouge is nice but it is a little smaller than others, and a bit more expensive. Kamilla la Dee, Liberty, Prestige, Royal, even Tiffany / Ritter have wide selections, a few real stunners, and decent prices. Van Kampen also slightly more expensive (maybe 10-20 Eur per session more) but some great girls. Prestige and van Kampen are on the main S-Bahn ring (and KD not so far off) that also stops near Artemis so that's a convenient backup. KD and Ritter post their schedules, Liberty has it by girl on her page. Again all these are not 100% accurate, it is a help, and I wish others would do this, but you still need to call ahead. The great advantage of Artemis is what you see is what you get, you can wait around comfortably. Apartment scene is different but well worth it as the women can be really great. Most apartments have cafes nearby so if necessary, waiting around is doable.

The EUR 6. 10 Berlin day pass good on all busses and trains and a very good option, and the trip planner bvg.de map has an English section. Taxis are cheap but you will spend probably at least 5 Eur p trip. KD, van Kampen and Prestige are fairly close together. You just need to do your homework and call say after 6pm on the evening in question to see who is actually where, when. Will save you a lot of time lost and reduce chances of frustration.

NyyssiTunnus,

My advise, if you want to avoid problem with your dick size with the girls,

Show them your dick and ask her if she can take it or not, go to the Kino and have some pre-session to relax and get into the mood for you and her. Some good DATY would warm her up.

I often discuss the dick sizes with the girls and to be honest, girls often don't prefer too big dicks, it 's not like in the porn movies.

Bottom line:

The WGs perfer small dicks that come fast, that means less pain and less work for them.

Does anybody know what german forum is the best in discussing Artemis?

Norjan

It had been nigh on 2 years since I last entered the hallowed halls. The Fates had previously sent both volcanoes and blizzards to stop me, but this time they only managed a delayed flight. I laughed at their vain attempts to foil my plans and bravely strode once more unto the breach:

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his fluids with me.

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition;

And gentlemen in England now-a-bed.

Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks.

That fucked with us upon Saint Crispin's day." (*)

In my absence, things had changed, most noticeable I found the new tendency of the ladies to gently ask if their company was desired. If declined most would politely accept the answer, and wish me a pleasant evening in Artemis. It came from too many, and too similarly, not to be some sort of general policy, and I must say I approve wholeheartedly.

Another improvement. For me. Was the marked increase in the number of petite brunettes wandering around. For such is the predilection of yours truly that there is nothing more pleasing to the eye, mouth, or indeed any sensory organ, than womanhood cast in such a compact, dark-haired form. In short, I was in heaven, and over the course of a very long Saturday, I thoroughly enjoyed a wide sample of these gorgeous creatures. I will, however, forego a detailed description of the encounters, as they are no doubt much the same as most of those that occur there. Instead, let me write something about the more notable of the new acquaintances I made:

Lenny (or Leni?) from Germany, petite with long straight black hair and an excellent taste in dry humor expressed in very good English. I simply had the most fun time with her that I have ever had in Artemis.

Tracy from Germany. Wavy brown hair and nice bouncy breasts that catches the eye perfectly when she walks by. A good, sexy time was had.

Marcia from Romania. Petite, beautiful, with her black hair in a sexy ponytail. Fun and great sex.

There were others, but my poor brain had too little blood to retain their names. Still, the above are definitely people I would love to spend more time with. Now all that remains is to hope that it shall be more like two months than two years before I am able to return.

(*) Poetic license, since the actual date was October 15, not 25.

[QUOTE=NyyssiTunnus;1205781]. She hesitates as I'm too big for her. I tell her to get on top and she can take me in as carefully as she wants, calling the shots. She takes me in just a bit, but it just does not work out.[/QUOTE]Nyssi, you deserved better than what you got from Artemis. I'm afraid what happened is that the girls realized you were a newbie and that you wouldn't complain if they gave you mediocre performances. So that's what happened. As for dick size, that's really not a problem for women. I mean, that is a canal out of which a whole baby can emerge. No, what happened is that they sensed this was an insecurity on your part, and honed in on it. You spent €200 and they got you to blame yourself for their poor showing.

I had a great time the other day at Artemis with a Brazilian-French girl (what a combo!) , but I do tend to pick the new faces and avoid the hardened pros. When you're new to the club, unfortunately you don't have the same advantage. This is a problem that management should address but won't.

[QUOTE=Nukrimo;1207379]Lenny (or Leni?) from Germany, petite with long straight black hair and an excellent taste in dry humor expressed in very good English.[/QUOTE]Excellent american English indeed. East Coast. AFAIR she told me she was born and / or lived there.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1207402]but .I do tend to pick the new faces and avoid the hardened pros. When you're new to the club, unfortunately you don't have the same advantage. This is a problem that management should address but won't.[/QUOTE]Right.

So Limey lad, for those of us not so enlightened,

1. What exactly is this "problem", again?

2. How should management address it? And

3. Why won't they?

Come on, this is BS. The fact that women have babies (under extreme pains) does not mean that size is never an issue. I'm not particularly big (I think) but have had a few girls who in the room said it wouldn't work. Not scamming me, but just offering to leave the room without charge. Then I've had a few girls that I stopped with myself, because I saw in their faces it wasn't comfortable. These girls were usually pleasantly surprised and often tried to make up for it by giving a but extra for the other things we did. This probably all has to do with my preference for petite girls, but that is neither here nor there. Not every girl can accomodate all sizes.

[QUOTE=Nooky Ninja; 1207438]Right.

So Limey lad, for those of us not so enlightened[/QUOTE]If you're going to use sockpuppets, you could at least try to vary the style a bit and not repeat telltale phrases like "Limey lad".

I mean, people might think you're not even trying.

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1207378]Does anybody know what german forum is the best in discussing Artemis?

Norjan[/QUOTE][url]Http://wwww.verkehrsberichte.com[/url]

Got to agree here. While in theory vaginas are very accommodating, this presupposes that the lady has both the conscious will to relax and perfect conditions to do so. In the typical bordello encounter there are all sorts of reasons a woman may not be able to relax enough to make for easy entry of the larger penis.

But I also have to say that all this "my dick is too big for the ladies" talk makes me slightly suspicious that the posters are merely engaging in 21st century male primate display rituals. I. E. Mine is the bigest in the tribe.

To this I say-take a photo and post it to 4Chan where some one might actually be interested. Here we could concentrate on reviewing the ladies, not the girth of our own "members".

A

Hi,

Been reading this forum for 2-3 weeks now, and I have a simple question and I wonder which FKK is best in Germany (pros / cons)? I've only been to Artemis once and it was the best day of my life, period!

I've heard about Palace, Oase, World etc. But can't think of anything better than Artemis.

Which do you recommend and why?

[QUOTE=EdwardMaya; 1207646]Hi,

Been reading this forum for 2-3 weeks now, and I have a simple question and I wonder which FKK is best in Germany (pros / cons)? I've only been to Artemis once and it was the best day of my life, period!

I've heard about Palace, Oase, World etc. But can't think of anything better than Artemis.

Which do you recommend and why?[/QUOTE]I would post this in the FKK general questions thread as you are asking people to discuss (possible) FKK other than Artemis. Nice to keep the thread relevant to its' stated subject.

But as you have asked-impossible to say really. A least for me. Different FKK suit different people and different moods. There was a discussion once and a poll taken at one point by Charlie 123. He asked on several different criteria which FKK was the best. He then correlated the results and Artemis was the over all winner unless I am mistaken. If I can find the post I will put a link to it in the appropriate thread.

AM

[b]edit[/b] As Artemis was the winner I will post the link here.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1096-FKK-Oase-Burgholzhausen&p=1096679&viewfull=1#post1096679[/url]

However please do note that the sampling was very small so this is not exactly the definitive answer to your question. Plus clubs change, line ups come and go and different nights bring different crowds which can alter the club's mood drastically. Let's face it, you really have to visit as many as you can possible afford on as many different nights as you can manage. If anyone cares to sponsor the definitive survey I will work doggedly until I come up with an answer to this very important question ;)

Thanks for your replies to my post. I certainly have read thoroughly your blog Angus! I guess that I should be prepared for one hell of an experience, like the first time I stepped into K5 in Prague, but that's another nice story.

I'll be sure to give you a field report from my visit as a sign of gratitude!

[QUOTE=EdwardMaya; 1207646]Hi,

Been reading this forum for 2-3 weeks now, and I have a simple question and I wonder which FKK is best in Germany (pros / cons)? I've only been to Artemis once and it was the best day of my life, period!

I've heard about Palace, Oase, World etc. But can't think of anything better than Artemis.

Which do you recommend and why?[/QUOTE]Well, the best FFK club, depends on what you are looking for, wellness, outdoor facilities, service, price and extra, location, # of girls, looks ect.

I like Artemis which has all-in-1 package and it's convenient if I visit Berlin,

But I prefer a combo of Palace+Oase+World or Villa Vertigo+Goldentime+Samya (NRW)

I'm just getting bored of staying in 1 club.

In the end it's also about which girls that gave you the most memorable experiences and not so much about the clubs.

My advise: Try out the other clubs as well.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1208073]outdoor facilities [/QUOTE]Good point. If outdoor facilities are important to you then Artemis pretty much sucks ass. The best they have to offer is the much under utilised roof top patio which, unless there is a foam party happening, is all but empty. That and hanging out under the dripping air-con exhaust next to a big fence with regional express trains chugging by. Unless the much talked about out door facility materialises next year, this is it.

Of course out door facilities are pretty much a dead issue much of the year in Germany.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1208080]Of course out door facilities are pretty much a dead issue much of the year in Germany.[/QUOTE]True! But on a hot a Summerday it's priceless to swim and play with naked girls in the pool of Oase.

I've not seen any girls using the pool at Artemis.

[QUOTE=Sucker17; 1207760]Thanks for your replies to my post. I certainly have read thoroughly your blog Angus! I guess that I should be prepared for one hell of an experience, like the first time I stepped into K5 in Prague, but that's another nice story.

I'll be sure to give you a field report from my visit as a sign of gratitude![/QUOTE]K5 is nothing compare to Artemis, Artemis 1000 times better. So be very prepare and bring your heart medicin. Just in case, LOL.

You'll see lot's of naked girls, you can fuck the girls publicly in the Kinos or in theory also in the main lounge.

[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn;1207568][url]Http://wwww.verkehrsberichte.com[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks. Tried it but it was to difficult to register.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1208080]Good point. If outdoor facilities are important to you then Artemis pretty much sucks ass. The best they have to offer is the much under utilised roof top patio which, unless there is a foam party happening, is all but empty. That and hanging out under the dripping air-con exhaust next to a big fence with regional express trains chugging by. Unless the much talked about out door facility materialises next year, this is it.

Of course out door facilities are pretty much a dead issue much of the year in Germany.

AM[/QUOTE]If the planned outdoor facilities become reality, then can Artemis rise on the "list!". The plan is posted at the stairs right at the reception, at least it was in September.

It looks very promising, but still, it is in the middle of a big city, that is hard to hide.

Blue

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1208097]Thanks. Tried it but it was to difficult to register.

Norjan[/QUOTE]You musst do an adult check, that's the point. Than its easy.

Here the right link:

[url]http://www.verkehrsberichte.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Blue Swede;1208107]If the planned outdoor facilities become reality, then can Artemis rise on the "list!".[/QUOTE]I don't think so. Remember: regional expresses will not be cancelled during an Artemis' outdoor season. The nearby freeway will not be closed. It will be a very, very noisy facility. It will be more noisy than it is on top of Artemis roof. I love this place. IMHO building the outdoor as to be seen on the plans is waisting money. I would suggest, for instance. An indoor patio.

Was in Artemis this past Saturday and Monday.

My first visit so here is a bit of a breakdown for the newbies:

Directions: Who cares. Take a taxi (its very close ot the convention center, ICC).

Entry: 80 Euro.

Ground floor:Reception, Lockers, showers. Pay your entry fee and get your robe and locker key. Go to locker and shower / change.

The main Bar / lounge here is full of smoke and has plenty of sofas. There is food in the back (which I did not try). And the kino in the back / left is showing porno on the big screen.

Plenty of naked girls trying to grab your dick.

Straight fuck / BBBJ is 60 euro. CIM is 50 and anal is 100 extra.

Lower level: A cicular stairway takes you down to the wellness area. Swimming pool, sauna, jacuzzi, hamam, Massage, and bar. Pretty nice. Few girls here, but they make the rounds to the lower level every few minutes.

Upper level: I only saw the rooms for fucking. You make the deal in the lounge and take the girl upstairs.

Great facility.

The worst part is that its a smiking facility, eps where the girls hang out.

It was a Wednesday evening and my feet got me to the club even though I was too tired and planning to delay my weekly Artemis visit till Friday. It would be safe to say that my body is in on the conspiracy with the Artemis management to keep pulling me back in.

Again, a few small changes in girls' team from last week. Met a girl who usually worked in Palace and was test driving Artemis for a week. And then some other girls. In the end I had to swallow a sleeping pill right after a session to make my body obey my will and finally leave the club *before* the closing time for a change. On top of everything, just as I put my clothes on and was leaving, got sucked into an on foot snuggling session with two lovely ladies for 15 minutes or so by the outer lockers at 3am. (Don't ask. Long and silly story.)

What actually useful information I could contribute to the little Encyclopédie of ours in my present sleep deprived state? Well, there seems to be a definite increase in monger population from last week. Even though it was a week day, it got quite crowded by 10 pm and it felt like a Saturday night by midnight. We even had our usual overly drunk men so out of control that police had to come in. (As a side note, I have to congratulate the Berlin police for being so professional without turning to intimidation to prove their authority at every opportunity. Quite a breath of fresh air compared to most countries' police forces.)

Hi!

I'm planning on taking a trip to Berlin this winter. Will definitely try out Artemis as my first FKK experience. Do the girls let you CIF? I see some of them do CIM. Only as a finish to a BBBJ?

I see on the FKK Dolce Vita site that the girls list their services. Many of them allows CIM / CIF.

[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1208334]Well, there seems to be a definite increase in monger population from last week.[/QUOTE]Of course. One reason: the fall holiday season in Berlin and Brandenburg State has finished last Friday.

[QUOTE=Aurora Boreali;1208339]Do the girls let you CIF? I see some of them do CIM. Only as a finish to a BBBJ?[/QUOTE]Just ask her before you enter the stairway to heaven with her. Most girls do CIM. Some of them allow CIF. Both not necessary as a finish of a BBBJ, ask her before. Extra payment needed.

[QUOTE=Aurora Boreali; 1208339]Hi!

I'm planning on taking a trip to Berlin this winter. Will definitely try out Artemis as my first FKK experience. Do the girls let you CIF? I see some of them do CIM. Only as a finish to a BBBJ?

I see on the FKK Dolce Vita site that the girls list their services. Many of them allows CIM / CIF.[/QUOTE]While you may find this it will, I think be difficult to negotiate. While CIM may seem distasteful it has the advantage of being contained. For €50 most girls will take cum in their mouth and spit it out into the near by paper towel. A COF (CIF-I assume you mean Cum In Face?) is way more uncontrolled and can end up in the hair, in the eyes, etc. This the girl tend to want to avoid as it will mean more down time doing make up and washing the jizz out of the hair.

I am not saying it is impossible but I do think it will mean finding a girl who actually likes this and spending some cash on her. That is, I doubt you will find a girl, pay for the half hour and tack on a finishing facial for €50. It is simply not worth the effort for her. In my opinion things like facials are better accomplished in an apartment bordello where it is less expensive (probably €20 or €30) and the girls are more ready to take a bit of down time between customers.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1208408]I am not saying it is impossible but I do think it will mean finding a girl who actually likes this and spending some cash on her.[/QUOTE]The only girl I know in A who offers CIF is Rosali. She offers it to me everytime I fuck her.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1208408]In my opinion things like facials are better accomplished in an apartment bordello where it is less expensive (probably €20 or €30) and the girls are more ready to take a bit of down time between customers.[/QUOTE]Agree.

Is there some special arrangement on halloween?

A good or bad day to visit? (I mean maybe a lot of girls stay home to celebrate with friends.)

Anybody who have been to Artemis previous years on halloween who can tell?

Norjan

[QUOTE=Aurora Boreali; 1208339]Hi!

I'm planning on taking a trip to Berlin this winter. Will definitely try out Artemis as my first FKK experience. Do the girls let you CIF? I see some of them do CIM. Only as a finish to a BBBJ?[/QUOTE]A tip from me:

If you like CoF agree it with the girls first and do it just before closing time, then she doesn't need to fix her make up and hair-do.

But on the other hand if you fuck the whole night and waiting for the closing hour, you might not have much left to shoot with.

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1208424]Is there some special arrangement on halloween?

A good or bad day to visit? (I mean maybe a lot of girls stay home to celebrate with friends.)

Anybody who have been to Artemis previous years on halloween who can tell?

Norjan[/QUOTE]Aside from the the fact that it is a Monday (not the busiest day) I think it will be pretty much business as usual. I guess some girls might get a bit dressed up but I doubt any would stay home. Halloween is not really a German holiday. I am told that it is only in the past few year that it was celebrated at all.

Of course there is always the possibility of the parking lot gypsies and bridge trolls being a wee bit more active on this night. It is the haunting time of year after all when the veil between the realms is at its' thinnest. ;)

AM

A friend told me he collected cash at Artemis at th ecash dispenser and that the name Artemis showed up in Hi bank report (or what it's called in english).

This might be of interest to someone.

I'll be there on Wednesday (we decided this without any planning).

There shouldn't be any Messe on that date. Anything particular happening in Berlin that might cause a crowd at Artemis?

If any of you guys are a around and want to meet, I'll probably be there late afternoon onwards.

I'd like to visit Royal, VK or maybe Odette if I manage to book a girl I know there.

Best.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1209032]A friend told me he collected cash at Artemis at th ecash dispenser and that the name Artemis showed up in Hi bank report (or what it's called in english).

This might be of interest to someone.[/QUOTE]Just as a matter of interest-if you walk to Hallensee (about 10 min. Walk) SBahn station there are at least two banks with ATMs. As well as not showing up as Artemis I believe the rate you get will be better and any service charge less.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1209033]Just as a matter of interest-if you walk to Hallensee (about 10 min. Walk) SBahn station there are at least two banks with ATMs. As well as not showing up as Artemis I believe the rate you get will be better and any service charge less.

AM[/QUOTE]Yeah but what about the gipsies lurking in the dark?

[QUOTE=Kimino;1209043]Yeah but what about the gipsies lurking in the dark?[/QUOTE]True, there are the gypsies to consider. But at least if you get into trouble you can duck into Salon Prestige (Ringbahnstr. 1) for a quicky and to spend all the cash you just saved by walking to Hallensee.

AM

Hello,

I'm a newbie that considers visiting Artemis in Berlin either 18-20 November or 2-4 December.

There is a two pretty "manly" activities at the Messe starting 18th Nov (Boat and Fun, Minerals) and nothing during the start of December.

Is there any advantage to visit while the Messe is active? Would there be more girls that week, making it smart to arrive on 17th?

The other question is about the girls. There are two things I'd like to try: Some quality GFE and a threesome with two girls who enjoy it.

Could you give some recommendations on perky GFE experts or pairs that make for a good threesome? .

Related to the above, I'd also like to know the name of any girls that would never start bargaining during the act (would prefer to get that sorted before the start).

If a girl wants to visit Artemis as a customer and go Sapphic, can she? I always get embarrassed when I am asked this because I haven't a clue.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1209467]If a girl wants to visit Artemis as a customer and go Sapphic, can she? I always get embarrassed when I am asked this because I haven't a clue.[/QUOTE]At other FKK this can happen. At Artemis I asked someone high up in management and received and astonished "no" as if it was unthinkable that this would even be considered. My feeling is that it could happen but would take some real negotiation.

AM

The goddess Artemis was never seen in the company of a man, and was generally thought to be either a lesbian or a virgin. She would be mortified.

[QUOTE=Lurkmeistern;1209406]There is a two pretty "manly" activities at the Messe starting 18th Nov (Boat and Fun, Minerals) and nothing during the start of December.[/QUOTE]Both fairs shouldn't have any noticeable influence on the business in A.

[QUOTE=Lurkmeistern;1209406]Could you give some recommendations . pairs that make for a good threesome?[/QUOTE]Maybe you should try a threesome with Fatima, a tall darkhaired girl from Slovakia, and Michelle, a tall girl from Columbia with curly blode hairs and very red lips.

Artemis has a new web site design. Some what flashier but really not that different if you ask me.

[url]http://test.fkk-artemis.de/page/[/url]

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1209969]Artemis has a new web site design. Some what flashier but really not that different if you ask me.

[url]http://test.fkk-artemis.de/page/[/url]



AM[/QUOTE]
From website:

Pensioners and taxi drivers have to pay Sundays and Mondays only 40 EUR. Please show your old-age-pension passport or Taxi-license.

I remember on your blog you did not have the answer, but do you know now?

Does the discount for pensioners include customers from other countries, such as US with Medicare cards?

[QUOTE=Diet Coke;1209986]Does the discount for pensioners include customers from other countries, such as US with Medicare cards?[/QUOTE]Try to send them an e-mail. If you are above 60 or 65 years and you do have some kind of official document showing that you are retired. Should word.

HB

[QUOTE=Diet Coke;1209986]Does the discount for pensioners include customers from other countries, such as US with Medicare cards?[/QUOTE]Don't know exactly, but read:

[url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1196577&viewfull=1#post1196577]Daffons Report[/url]

His father (84) payed the reduced pensioneers entrance fee (40 Euro) only. IMHO Daffon and his father aren't native Germans.

[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1210098]Try to send them an e-mail. If you are above 60 or 65 years and you do have some kind of official document showing that you are retired. Should word.

HB[/QUOTE]How about pensioners with taxi license from Bangladesh? That should grant free entrance.

[QUOTE=Diet Coke; 1209986]From website:

Pensioners and taxi drivers have to pay Sundays and Mondays only 40 EUR. Please show your old-age-pension passport or Taxi-license.

I remember on your blog you did not have the answer, but do you know now?

Does the discount for pensioners include customers from other countries, such as US with Medicare cards?[/QUOTE]I wonder if that means that you get in free if you are a really old taxi driver?

Seriously, as HB suggests write an email or even call the front desk. I can not imagine that you are honestly retired but come from the US (or else where over seas) that they would refuse you the special entry fee. And if the extra €40 is really such an issue perhaps you as pensioner might consider less rich pastures.

AM

IMHO, it is no accident that the sociological discounts are offered Sunday and Monday nights. These are noticeably slower days and a lot of the A-Team is chilling, resting, recovering, and in some cases healing up from the Fri-Sat night follies.

As retirees must get the most bang for the buck, and as the biological clock is ticking, what you may save in coin, you will lose out on in terms of a better line up. Penny wise, poon foolish. Spend it, and revel in your golden years.

Or as Angus (the Dude of Berlin) says, nibble in other pastures. As in the private flats and bordellinos, where yours truly thinks there are some real wonders. There, you would in general spend 120 EUR for a good mix of thrills and chills for 40min, vs the 140 at Artemis for 30 min-but forgo the lurking around, the pool & sauna, the difficult to quantify much less explain intellectual stimulation, a couple of meals and non alcho drinks all day and night.

I hope to hit the Artemis on Saturday (several factors permitting) and I've a question about the price of an hour long session with anal. So, an hour session where we have sex twice. Anal both times. Is the total price €220 (€120 for an hour plus €100 extra for anal) or €320 (€120 for an hour plus €200 extra for 2 anal sessions)?

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Galazy; 1210315]I hope to hit the Artemis on Saturday (several factors permitting) and I've a question about the price of an hour long session with anal. So, an hour session where we have sex twice. Anal both times. Is the total price €220 (€120 for an hour plus €100 extra for anal) or €320 (€120 for an hour plus €200 extra for 2 anal sessions)?

Thank you.[/QUOTE]I think this might depend a bit on the girl, your manner with her and maybe a few other factors. It should cost 2 times €60 plus the extra €100. But you will have to make sure before you hit the sheets as I can also see (as it is anal we are talking about) the girl balking at being expected to do it twice in an hour. Us guys do not realise I think that taking it up the bum is not as easy as it may look.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1210528]I think this might depend a bit on the girl, your manner with her and maybe a few other factors. It should cost 2 times €60 plus the extra €100. But you will have to make sure before you hit the sheets as I can also see (as it is anal we are talking about) the girl balking at being expected to do it twice in an hour. Us guys do not realise I think that taking it up the bum is not as easy as it may look.

AM[/QUOTE]Hi AM Have you had first hand or whatever experience to be sure about taking it up the bumhole? LOL.

Alan

Hier Pics und mehr von Jenna aus dem Artemis:

[url]http://novanice.de[/url]

Oder hier:

[url]http://www.lodderweiber.com/details.php?image_id=8046&mode=1[/url]

Thanks for the reply. I'll report on my experiences if I get there over the weekend.

[QUOTE=Galazy; 1210315]I hope to hit the Artemis on Saturday (several factors permitting) and I've a question about the price of an hour long session with anal. So, an hour session where we have sex twice. Anal both times. Is the total price €220 (€120 for an hour plus €100 extra for anal) or €320 (€120 for an hour plus €200 extra for 2 anal sessions)?

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Well anal is always tricky, if you are expecting 2x25 mins full anal and 10mins of rest. Just forget it, but ensure you don't get only 2x1min anal and pay 100€ for that. Years ago I got into this trap, she promise me anal but would only allow it for a few mins, I only paid 25 extra for it, that was in NRW so different prices.

I would agree with AM. 1 hour with anal should be 120+100 at Artemis.

To answer the above question-no I have not tried it at Artemis, anal or two times in an hour. There is no way I would pay that much for anal, well, very, very little chance. If I wanted anal that badly I would go to a bordello where it can be had for more than half the cost.

In general though I will say that those who enjoy the FKK style of mongering are, I feel, much more go with the flow types. That is we do not show up with a shopping list. Not to say that you can not have stuff in mind, rather that you have your preferences but go with what feels good for you and your lover du jour,

There are plenty of providers at Artemis who will take you to the room and give you a session that is full of dirty acts but short on feeling. The better sessions are the one's with whom you develop a bit of 'sympathy' and the sex feels more like that you would have with a girl friend or maybe fuck buddy. You do not find this sort of girl by presenting her with a list of acts that you want to get through in an hour.

So my advise would be to concentrate on finding a girl with whom you click. Then if you have the stamina and can turn her on (she has to be a girl who actually likes anal and is not just doing it for the whopping price tag-another problem with the high price) you may just get anal twice in the hour. No guarantees though, that is the fun of FKK style mongering. When it happens it happens through mutual consent, lubricated by a few euros.

after a mini apartments tour.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-berlin&p=1210879&viewfull=1#post1210879[/url]

and having some food, around 16:30 we (a friend of mine and i) checked in at artemis.

lingerie day.

after a while nebula2001 reached us, always nice spending time with him.

ok, maybe the thinnest lineup ever. i'm a big fan of artemis and also yesterday there was more than enough to have fun and good sex but it was different. more talents (at least the ones i consider such) where missing and where not replaced, imo, by new girls at the same level.

i have the feeling that the total number of girls was also quite low. as always some girls where complaining about the general situation, others where saying it was ok etc. etc. fact is that the lineup was at it's lowest levels.

really hope this is going to change.

anyway, at last, nina.

she had numerous reports and i can only confirm she is absolutely great.

czech. gfe, beautiful body. her face is not intriguing for me but this is very personal. i wanted to try the famous nina and i'm happy i did.

asked anal but she said usually it was ok but not today. got cim (very well done).

i'll definitely repeat.

ketty.

already sessioned with her, on her own and in double with clara.

casquette haircut, romanian, cute.

she was bitching about customers not asking for extras but when i asked for anal she said no. i knew it but just wanted to make fun of her. we had some nice time and laughed a lot.

great girl.

after going out for some food, we came back at artemis knowing we will be staying there until morning.

last girl was venera (i think). bulgaria. blonde hair. thin. almost no tits. a vague suicide girl look.

i knew it was risky, still i tried.

kind of bs session. complete fuck factory attitude. speedy, fake.

won't repeat.

so, i did enjoy my stay but i'm curious to see what i will find in my next visit and hope yesterdays lineup was an exception. sure artemis will not be the core of my next berlin trips.

kimino

Back to the temple of Artemis to try some moves on the priestesses. Have to admit things are a lot easier in a club where the girls don't open a conversation with "Rent or own?" but rather "Would you like to have sex?"

I was chatting at the top of the stairs with witty SHAZ when LEAH passed by talking to a guy in a strange language: English. What? Why is she always asking me to talk in German when she can discourse like a parliamentarian?

Then fate struck: JENNIFER. She is a really pretty Dominican girl. I do tend to go for South American types: they are just naturally sexy in a way that Europeans aren't. But they can also be moody. I remember the first time I met Jennifer back in May I was really impressed by her beauty and we had a great time together (see my earlier report). But after that she wanted to monopolize me and freaked out when I went with another girl. After that I swore I wouldn't go with her again, but then for many months she was nice to me and just kept pleading with me and sort of wore down my resistance over time. Today it just struck me again how hot she is and I couldn't think of a reason not to give her another chance. When I told her, she acted like she couldn't believe it, then raced up to the room with me. The strange thing though, is once we got to the room, even though she was quite responsive, I still got the feeling that she was holding back at some level and that I was doing more to please her than she was to please me. This is the opposite to the Austrian girl a couple of weeks back who seemed in a way that she was trying too hard to please me and got kind of boring.

So what is it with me? Does a girl have to do some kind of impossibly precise balancing act to leave me with a good feeling? I don't think it's like that. To get repeats with me, or any other guy for that matter, all a girl at Artemis needs to do is leave behind all kinds of *artificial* behaviour. To act on her desires not her fears. To just let it flow: in the bed and everywhere else. That is the kind of girl I am always drawn to, whether it's for a few minutes pleasure or a lifetime of pleasure: a girl who is confident enough in herself that she doesn't have to use phony sales tactics, or try too hard, or pretend to act indifferent, or cling to you, or own you, or put you down, or put other girls down, or introduce bureaucratic constraints, or do any of the other weird things that result from insecurity. The real "naturals" are out there but incredibly rare, in the Artemis estrogenic microcosm and anywhere else you can think of. I do see a number of girls coming to the club from South America who start natural, but then become burdened with European feelings of guilt about sex as time goes by and become weird in bed. But a girl who stays natural can get as much business as she can handle.

[QUOTE=The Limey; 1211315]Back to the temple of Artemis to try some moves on the priestesses. Have to admit things are a lot easier in a club where the girls don't open a conversation with "Rent or own?" but rather "Would you like to have sex?"

I was chatting at the top of the stairs with witty SHAZ when LEAH passed by talking to a guy in a strange language: English. What? Why is she always asking me to talk in German when she can discourse like a parliamentarian?[/QUOTE]Witty SHAZ? LOL.

Any reports on SHAZ? Who is she? .

Thanks.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1211315]So what is it with me? Does a girl have to do some kind of impossibly precise balancing act to leave me with a good feeling?[/QUOTE]Woody Allen said there is nothing that cannot be cured with a little prozac and a polo club. Or maybe duct tape?

This is still Jennifer who was already working 10 years ago at Atlantis together with Maria, her sister Kati and Cuban Lisa?

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/IMG_00141.jpg[/url]

HB

[QUOTE=Kimino;1210890]Lingerie day. I have the feeling that the total number of girls was also quite low.[/QUOTE]Maybe 60 or 70 girls. A calm evening.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1211315]the Austrian girl a couple of weeks back[/QUOTE]Danielle. Don't be afraid of her, she will leave A soon, I think.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1211392]Maybe 60 or 70 girls. A calm evening.

Danielle. Don't be afraid of her, she will leave A soon, I think.[/QUOTE]Hey, I will miss her.

Interesting you know so much about her though. Hope I am not intruding on a romance.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1211517]Hey, I will miss her. Interesting you know so much about her though. Hope I am not intruding on a romance.[/QUOTE]A romance? Yeah, I know she loves me too, espescially at the lockers when I hand out the fee.

Danielle is one of the girls I like to chat with. She does a rotation around the big FKK's like Artemis, Paradise, YingYang, Bumsalp. Danielle won't stay anywhere longer than three months or so.

It looks like I will miss the lingerie day, but I will be there on Thursday from 11 to aprox 20. 00!

PM if anyone going =)

[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1212670]It looks like I will miss the lingerie day, but I will be there on Thursday from 11 to aprox 20. 00!

PM if anyone going =) [/QUOTE]I don't know if I'll be at the A on Thursday evening, as I am with work collegues. Have to work Friday but Friday evening is a sure bet. But give us your report from A!

Hi Guys,

I'm in Berlin soon for a couple of days and don't want to be at Artemis every evening (although I like Artemis very much, however familiarity tends to breed contempt)

Do any of who fellow mongerers know where else I can go to for some action (FKK or sauna or brothel etc)?

I'll be staying in the Heidelberger platz area (slight south of west berlin)

Your help would be very much appreciated.

Danke Schon

[QUOTE=Skristel; 1212792]Hi Guys,
I'm in Berlin soon for a couple of days and don't want to be at Artemis every evening. Do any of who fellow mongerers know where else I can go to for some action (FKK or sauna or brothel etc)?
I'll be staying in the Heidelberger platz area (slight south of west berlin) [/QUOTE]Well just read the ISG Berlin Forum (no. 668). Or Angus Magee (a.k.a. dass Dude) 's blog. You are a few minutes' walk from van Kampen, and Royal, Kamilla Dee all relatively close by. It's all there, a few keystrokes away.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1212873]Well just read the ISG Berlin Forum (no. 668). Or Angus Magee (a.k.a. dass Dude) 's blog. You are a few minutes' walk from van Kampen, and Royal, Kamilla Dee all relatively close by. It's all there, a few keystrokes away.[/QUOTE]Spot on.

Look at berlin-intim. De as well. A very useful resource.

it was a quiet afternoon at the club. yet still "too many dicks in the house" for my taste.

not expecting a lot of action right away, i spent a few minutes in the girls' video training room, then went upstairs. i was looking for an old favourite of mine called lina (leena) from hungary but wasn't very optimistic. the sauna was empty (the one with the sign banning horses and hard-ons) , so i popped in for a quiet read. occasionally i would peek through the glass door at the ladies strutting by. there was a slim brunette who caught my attention: no older than 20, body like a stretched bedsheet, and dressed as nature intended. when she put her hand on the doorknob, i just thought,"oh come on, you girls never come in here." she went on walking for a bit, then returned and pulled the door open a bit. and now i was thinking,"no, you are not dragging me out of here before i've finished this chapter." she seemed quite indecisive. without looking at me, she closed the door, and went walking again. then a few seconds later, she came back, opened the door all the way, and came inside all the way. then she calmly put her towel down, and sat on it.

we were the only ones in there. to cover up my embarrassment (and not being able to cover up anything else) i started some chit-chat with her. apparently we had chatted a few times before. she asked me what i was reading. it was just a book of vulgar phrases which i was studying to help complete my german language education. she said she had thought i was a serious type. she asked to see the book, so i handed it over. it turned out she was moldovan and her german was no better than mine. i realized it would be only polite to go and sit next to her and "point out" some items for her, for example "möpse" (puppies) and "igelnasen" (hedgehog noses). my hair was matted with sweat. rivulets were running down her breasts. she was getting quite interested in the book and offered to buy it from me. however, she would not accept my price of 60 euros. already the heat was too intense. boiling sweat was pouring into my eyes. even worse, a gaggle of italians were squeezing in the door, arrived for a bit of sightseeing. it was all too much. i knew i had to get out of that room before i exploded. i ran out. into the hot shower. a few moments later, damn! the moldovan girl followed me in. what a tight body! the funny thing is she never asked me to take her to a zimmer. all she had to do was tap me and i would have zimmered her right there and then! but she just preened herself. and disappeared.

just then i ran into lina, as beautiful as ever. i quickly agreed to a rendezvous. lina was quite wet and her nipples seemed to be connected to her clit by an imaginary steel wire. while not as magical as our first meeting, it was a pretty hot session.

back in the fray, i was dismayed to see that janine, the tall black-haired girl, has been let back into the club and is basically plying her trade as merrily as ever. how many guys have been fleeced by her since my sad experience? how many more complaints will it take before the management decides to put an end to her plunder?

sorry. i love the women of artemis, i love its potential to be great, but i have no respect for an establishment that allows a confidence trickster to roam loose and just prey on the customers. in fact it doesn't hurt only the guys: it hurts the other women who are just trying to do a good job and provide enjoyment for all, but lose business through involuntary association with the dregs. and if you get several janines, then what develops is a gang culture where fools rush in and (sexy) angels fear to tread.

i won't be back to artemis until janine goes.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]Still "too many dicks in the house" for my taste.[/QUOTE]This would make a great title for an autobiography.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]I have no respect for an establishment that allows a confidence trickster to roam loose and just prey on the customers. In fact it doesn't hurt only the guys: it hurts the other women who are just trying to do a good job and provide enjoyment for all, but lose business through involuntary association with the dregs. And if you get several Janines, then what develops is a gang culture where fools rush in and (sexy) angels fear to tread. I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.[/QUOTE]The Sheriff in the movie Blazing Saddles, when he was out numbered and out gunned, put his revolver to his head and told the banditos: "No one move or I'll shoot myself".

[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.[/QUOTE]Please elaborate. Who is Janine and what's the story? Sorry if this has been covered previously, in which case I must have missed it.

[QUOTE=The Limey;1213002]I won't be back to Artemis until Janine goes.[/QUOTE]Schade. I am sure the girls will be very disappointed.

well, what a day, my maiden voyage to artemis. a few thoughts before i begin my travelogue through a wide world of female pulchritude.

1. artemis is by far the cleanest, best tended, best kept club i've ever visited.

2. i was there on a thursday from 1-8 pm, *though out of the public eye from 5-6 and 7-8, which is to say that i never got to see much of the evening shift. i've never had the privilege of saying "no thank" to so many beautiful women in one day. the lineup was quite something to behold.

3. the girls are, by and large, more sales oriented than in the other clubs i've visited. not pushy, mind you, but friendly and outgoing. my company was sought quite regularly, and there were quite a few boys on hand as well.

4. there was almost no public displays of affection here, quite different from my experience in other clubs i've visited, all in hessen or nrw.

fatima, from slovakia. she approached me, quite attractive and affectionate and while i had barely arrived, she managed to get me interested quite a bit before i was ready, so i sent her away after some fifteen minutes of couch snuggling. she had a bit of trouble taking "later" for an answer. libidinous character that i am, i went looking for her quite shortly thereafter. what followed was on ok session, far short of fabulous. i'm an affection hound and dfk is quite necessary for me to stay excited. while that was on the menu, it lacked passion and conviction.

back on the floor, the lineup seemed to weaken as the afternoon progressed. my sense is that all the other boys liked the same girls i *did and they were kept steadily busy.

around toward 4:30, i spotted a young lady at the bar and, after ogling for a bit, went up to draw her attention. we chatted a bit, my attention growing, when she suggested that i take her and her friend off to a room. now the friend had my attention as well. in reply, i declined but said i'd be happy to vanish with one of them."who," she said."i dunno; it's a pretty tough choice." i hemmed, i hawed, i hemmed a bit more and, looking her in the eye, i said,"you." we chatted a bit more before i finally leaned over to kiss her. she stopped me and asked that i wait until we got to more private quarters. she went on to say that she would, but likes to reserve that right and, therefore, chose to withhold said form of affection from public view.

josephine, from germany. the door closed, the towels spread, the robe and shoes rep001tered about the room, we climbed the bed from opposite sides and walked on knees toward each other. our bodies upright the bed, we put our arms around each other and quickly started kissing warmly and passionately."ok," sez i to myself," this is going to take an hour." what followed was heavenly. one solid hour. 60 (count 'them, sixty) minutes, of sweet tender passionate lovemaking. i've been with at least a couple of hundred women in my time, even married three of 'them, and josephine's oral skill has her certainly in the top 10, maybe the top 5. she's small and slight, with a magnificent hourglass shape and a fine fine superfine rear, a delight for a man with the behind in mind. i'm going to guess she's in her early to mid thirties. she's not a girl, she's a woman. and she makes love just like a woman. *

back on the floor at 6, it's off to dinner. and then back to the floor. i've only burned an hour and a half of my two hour budget, but i'm done for the day. after josephine anything else would be anticlimactic. as i stroll past the bar, i find myself accosted by a terribly fetching young woman, short blond hair, and vivacious from head to toe. we're laughing and joking, i finally tell her that i was done for the day until she came along. i do tell her, though, that i really need to wait until 7 to recharge.

diana, a scorpio from romania. well, she was quite fabulous though my body was a bit less than willing to cooperate. the kissing was more than acceptable and the eye contact throughout brought joy to an old man's heart. i just adore gazing deeply into a young woman's eyes as we're making sweet sweet music with one another. some twenty minutes in, my throbbing member quite a bit less than throbbing, she decides it's time for her to perform another round of oral gymnastics, which she does as well as nadia comaneci did the other kind. well, she gets a rise out of me and as the half hour winds down, i ask her, only half-believing the words coming out of my mouth, to fetch another condom. we play some more push-me, pull-you until i've burned the last calorie available.

i finally take my leave of artemis, giving josephine, diana, and the club itself an enthusiastic three thumbs up.

note: this report was typed on an ipad by one very tired human. please forgive any typos; i'm normally more careful, but i wanted to get this up while it's still fresh in my memory. now i lay me down to sleep. if only i could wake in the morning and see josephine lying there next to me.

A small addendum to my post of last night re: Artemis:

1. It totally sucks that this forum removes the ability to edit within minutes or hours of posting. As I'm a member of other groups that use vBulletin, I know that this is under Jackson's control. If you're reading this, Jackson, please consider giving more time to clean up our work.

2. I don't know how many girls I spoke with yesterday, certainly 15, maybe 25. All but one was at least functional, if not fluent, in English.

[QUOTE=Regnad; 1213659]A small addendum to my post of last night re: Artemis:

1. It totally sucks that this forum removes the ability to edit within minutes or hours of posting. As I'm a member of other groups that use vBulletin, I know that this is under Jackson's control. If you're reading this, Jackson, please consider giving more time to clean up our work.[/QUOTE]If I can add something, there's also a nice plugin that will allow users to read the forum on smartphones more easily (at least on iphones).

Just in case.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Regnad;1213659]1. It totally sucks that this forum removes the ability to edit within minutes or hours of posting. As I'm a member of other groups that use vBulletin, I know that this is under Jackson's control. If you're reading this, Jackson, please consider giving more time to clean up our work.[/QUOTE]As I understand it it has to do with the auto editing that can also screw up your post by changing abbreviations and adding unwanted capitalizations etc.

I also believe that Jackson has all this turned on in an attempt to prevent such things as phone numbers and email addresses from being posted in the forum. As there is no, or very little, live moderation these things might be needed. Myself I try to write my longer reports in a text editing program and proof before posting. But there have been times when I did want to go back and edit. Oh well.

AM

Thursday 3rd, both with girls I'd had before.

Firstly Mary, Romanian, early 20's, blond, long straight hair, pendulous naturals, pretty girl, speaks good English. Previously I had seen her twice, both times late in the evening when I was very tired, resulting in two very mediocre sessions. This time was a quantum improvement. Great GFE, DFK, DATY. 69, etc. Slow and passionate and very wet! 90 minute session, terrific fun.

Gabicza, Hungarian, early 20's, small with shapely figure and huge tits (for her frame). Lovely girl. I know her well. First time I'd been with her in many months, a super reacquaintance. Recommended.

Charlie

Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?

No I would do my drinking outside Artemis over price is just the one of many problems with drinking at Artemis.

[QUOTE=Cryo73;1214042]Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?[/QUOTE]They serve beer, champagne and mixed drinks (vodka tonic, screwdriver etc.) so I guess you could order a scotch. If the scotch is any good or if a double would cost €20 I can not really say. Artemis is not the place to go drinking that is a certainty.

AM

[QUOTE=Cryo73;1214042]Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?[/QUOTE]I drink shorts all the time at Artemis, despite the outrageous cost. A tiny measure of vodka, whisky, gin etc costs one drinks ticket = 10E. Champagne is available only by the bottle@150E per.

As Angus says, Artemis is not a good place to go for a drink.

Charlie

[QUOTE=Cryo73;1214042]Can you get a real drink at Artemis. Like a. Double scotch, or is it just those overexpensive 10 euro- beers?[/QUOTE]This is one area where Palace (Fra) beats Artemis 10-0. I had a couple of great cocktalis there.

As Charlie, I always get shorts at Artemis. Where shorts is literal. :)

I would spend 15euro but give ma a decent quantity and a f... real glass.

I find this really disturbing. Well, probably not disturbing enough. :)

Ciao!

Thanks.

Well, I wouldn't think about drinking alot if I went there. Getting drunk makes you pretty useless after all, but it could be nice to have just a little something when you sit down with a cigarette or so.

Oh well, maybe next time I'm in Berlin.

Should someone go to Artemis at November 8th (Tuersday) , please, could you make me the favour of telling Nina (Czech, tall, dark) : Happy Birthday from me, the curly boy that used to visit Artemis during the whole last year.

I almost felt in love for Shiva, and Nina has been a real friend and affective girl on being like a positive glue between her and me. She gave me the most affection possible in those moments.

I will never forget her and the way she made me spend those particular situations.

A.

Thank you very much if you could bring that message to her.

Of course, thank you anyway.

[QUOTE=Cryo73; 1214153]Thanks.

Well, I wouldn't think about drinking alot if I went there. Getting drunk makes you pretty useless after all, but it could be nice to have just a little something when you sit down with a cigarette or so.

Oh well, maybe next time I'm in Berlin.[/QUOTE]I never drink a lot, or better, I never even go closer to getting drunk in clubs and also in general.

But I would really appreciate a decent cocktail after a session, maybe with something to eat, olives and chips at the minimum, at the table.

Every time I get in there I spend hundreds of euros but the quality of the bar is in high school party standards. Actually at the parties I went we did much better than that.

That's how I would like it.

And obviously 7 on 7, lingerie day. :)

Kimino, counting the days.

As promised, here is my report from my very first visit on Saturday evening / night. AND A HELL OF A NIGHT IT WAS! I write this while I still remember the details well enough.

First I came to the club by S-bahn (thanks to great "Walking With Angus"-video) and it was around 17:30. I had a friend who should arrive later in the club, so he did, but I had to enter this adventure solo without wingman. First of all, my impression of the entrance was wow-it looks like a hotel! Despite the receptionist quick automated infotalk to newbies, I ended up understanding the picture thanks to this forum.

After inserting my valuables and cell phone in the safety locker, and getting undressed, I took a shower, put on the bathrobe and entered what is difficult to describe other than: HEAVEN! Lots and lots of beautiful naked babes as long as my eye could reach. At this time I was puzzled that there were already a lot of male guests in the club. I remembered the advice from multiple members of this forum saying: don't go up with the first girl you see. I went directly to the bar and wanted to get something to drink, just to make me more relaxed. I ended up in the room with Shiva from Prague, less than five minutes later! So much for sense and preparation.

Luckily I had a fantastic first one-hour session with Shiva that had no limits, and she thoroughly seemed to enjoy my company as much as I enjoyed hers. DFK, OWO. 69, fingers in pussy (which not many girls allowed later on). CIM and Anal was also on offer, but I declined as I think it is too expensive and I didn't want to order extras on my first session. Overall: 9 of 10! She looks really hot, a brunette in mid 30ies, but look much more younger. I impressed her with my limited Czech vocabulary.

Then, I got something to eat in the restaurant. The food is not that bad, but not fantastic either. I don't think they attend any inspectors from Michelin anyway.

I got a lot of sharks coming my way but declined their offer. When some of them get pissed after getting the same reply from me for the 4th time, it just confirms that my decision was correct! I guess they get too desperate to get turnover that it gets to their head, and mood. I was approached by Vivienne. 25 year another brunette from Romania. She was quite pushy, but I felt a true attraction and decided to try her out. By this time (20:30) Artemis was already packed with people and it was not easy to get an available room. She proposed to go to the kino. As I am not too fond of letting everybody else watch my action in public, we moved towards the rooms adjacent to the kino downstairs. A new experience to hear people fucking nearby, while you are doing the same. Anyway Vivienne proved to be very skillful in bed, at the end of the session she proposed a CIM for 50 Euro extra. I was so horny at that time, I decided to stand on my feet and spraying her mouth and boobs with my cum. Great session. Overall: 7 of 10!

What followed after these two sessions was me trying to relax and doing my best job in declining offers from the most beautiful girls on this planet. I eventually was convinced by Kamilla from Hungary. 32 years blonde. Not really my type is what I thought when I saw her, but she told me she had only worked in A for about 10 days. I decided to take her on a spin as I have only good experiences with "new" girls. With the lack of available "zimmers" in mind, she tried to persuade me to fuck her in the kino. I told her that I prefer her company in the privacy of a room, so we waited for one of the rooms to be liberated (10 min) while she did a good job in getting me even more horny. What followed in the room is best described as. WTF I unleashed a tiger in the bed! She was awesome, I had decided on half an hour but soon changed my mind. I licked her pussy to her first orgasm (her own description) with a client in Artemis. I felt she was very real and no fake show. Overall: 8 of 10 (only less than 9 because of her looks).

I felt that after three girls, I would have big problems going for a fourth one, but after some hours relaxing, I was met next to the bar area by a brunette from Budapest (what is it with these Hungarian girls and me?). Suzanna. 26 years old. She was very persuasive and managed to get me back in the zimmer. I thought I would have bigger problems getting myself hard, but after a hot 69, she got me stone hard! We had half an hour with great fucking in missionary, doggy and cowgirl. Only thing I disliked was her nagging about me cumming in her mouth (which I did not want to waste the rest of my euros on). Besides she did this "condom control" touching with her fingers, while fucking in missionary. I told her to remove her hands and got a much better session after that. Overall: 7 of 10.

Final words: Wow. I am still hypnotised by the FKK spirit. My friend agreed. He had two great sessions with a brunette from Hamburg and was very content with them both! I have been to Prague several times, but as Nille Copenhagen said: Artemis is so much better than anything you find in Prague. I am really looking forward to my first visit to Frankfurt in about two weeks. I have planned a visit to FKK Palace and Oase. I'll make reports from them as well. Until then, I hope you found these evaluations useful!

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1214425]Final words: Wow. I am still hypnotised by the FKK spirit. My friend agreed. He had two great sessions with a brunette from Hamburg and was very content with them both! I have been to Prague several times, but as Nille Copenhagen said: Artemis is so much better than anything you find in Prague. I am really looking forward to my first visit to Frankfurt in about two weeks. I have planned a visit to FKK Palace and Oase. I'll make reports from them as well. Until then, I hope you found these evaluations useful![/QUOTE]Hi Sucker17,

Welcome to the FKK world.

I'm happy you enjoyed Artemis, now you are prepared for FKK Palace, that would blow your mind too. The girls are even hotter.

Well I had good time in Prague too, it required some more effort to find the top girls, but FKK is heaven as you have so many hot naked women in the same place and you can fuck them all.

FKK Palace and Oase are excellent choices. Once you step into the FKK world there is no turning back, I knew that when I had my debut years ago at FKK Palace. LOL,

If you see Cheyenne at Palace send my regards to her, I can recommend her.

Nille

[QUOTE=Linus Van Pelt; 1214389]Should someone go to Artemis at November 8th (Tuersday) , please, could you make me the favour of telling Nina (Czech, tall, dark) : Happy Birthday from me, the curly boy that used to visit Artemis during the whole last year.

I almost felt in love for Shiva, and Nina has been a real friend and affective girl on being like a positive glue between her and me. She gave me the most affection possible in those moments.

I will never forget her and the way she made me spend those particular situations.

A.

Thank you very much if you could bring that message to her.

Of course, thank you anyway. [/QUOTE]
I wish I'd seen your message earlier. Nina will be spending her birthday in Monaco and is leaving today. I spent a wonderful hour with her last night. And i did wash her a happy birthday before i departed. More on that later.

[QUOTE=Regnad;1214640]I wish I'd seen your message earlier. Nina will be spending her birthday in Monaco and is leaving today. I spent a wonderful hour with her last night. And i did wash her a happy birthday before i departed. More on that later.[/QUOTE]He he, this is the typical case in which a German would say [i]"Scheiße!"[/i].

Believe me I thought to post that message before, but I postponed.

Anyway, thank you for the information. I would be grateful if you could tell her later, if possible.

By the way, do you agree she is the best sweet GFE ever met in Artemis? She told me she really really like tenderness and affection, despite her german collegues. And I feel is true.

Bye, have a nice day.

What a contrast. The club was crowded to such a degree on Thursday that I decided to bypass Saturday, opting for Sunday for my return visit to Artemis. I arrived around 3:30 in the afternoon to find the place quite the morgue. As the day moved into night the crowd increased some, the boys far outnumbering the girls and girls attractive to me in very short supply. Ironically, this worked to my advantage as two girls that I found on the cusp of attractiveness on Thursday and on whom I passed proved to be quite wonderful.

Marketa of Czech Republic. I chatted with Marketa briefly on Thursday before ultimately passing; there was something about her face that made her seem almost mannequinesque and put me off, though she was clearly quite pretty. Today it bothered me less and as I sat on a couch looking at her stunning shape, it occurred to me that I wanted to run my hands all over her. And so I did. What I discovered in private chambers was that Marketa has skin as wonderful as her shape. She's sweet, affectionate, and eager to please. We did have a somewhat shortish session as I was ready to burst at any moment and the sight of her in doggie was too much for me to withstand.

An hour or so later, I departed the scene with Natalya of Poland. The common denominator today is the all three of my bed partners have fabulous bodies: flat stomachs, round shapely behinds, and hourglass figures. Natalya was a bit of a disappointment though she didn't have to be. She REALLY wanted the CIM bonus which I'd loved to have given her were my body willing to comply. Her approach, though, was overly aggressive and she totally missed the cues I was sending as she incorrectly thought that fast and furious was the way to go. She clearly has some skills and were she, some more GFE and a lot less mission oriented, she'd be a clear candidate for a repeat visit.

Time passed as I waited for Diana to show her smiling face in the club at her appointed time. 20:00 h as she told me on Thursday. As 8:30 neared, I was sitting at the bar as Nina walked up to get a drink. Remembering that I'd passed on her overture on Thursday, she just offered a soft Hello, totally unaware that she'd happened by at just the right time. I'd been admiring her shape for some time now and it was high time that my fingers got to share the pleasure that had previously been the domain of my eyes. What I hadn't been aware of before is that Nina has as beautiful a pair of eyes as you'd ever want to see. And that she uses them to mesmerize to great effect; they spent the greater part of the next hour gazing deeply into mine as we made love, mad love and abandoned love, tenderly, gently, sweetly. Nina is as wonderful a lover as you could ever hope to meet. We parted after an hour, me deciding to withhold showering until the morning so as to retain her sweet scent as I slept the night away in perfect contentment.

[QUOTE=Regnad;1214683].me deciding to withhold showering until the morning so as to retain her sweet scent as I slept the night away in perfect contentment.[/QUOTE]I thought I was the only lonely pervert who did this on occasion. ;)

Great reports Regnad. I will post them to the RofD thread a little later unless some one beats me to it.

AM

[QUOTE=Regnad;1214683]Marketa of Czech Republic. I chatted with Marketa briefly on Thursday before ultimately passing; there was something about her face that made her seem almost mannequinesque and put me off, though she was clearly quite pretty. Today it bothered me less and as I sat on a couch looking at her stunning shape, it occurred to me that I wanted to run my hands all over her. And so I did. What I discovered in private chambers was that Marketa has skin as wonderful as her shape. She's sweet, affectionate, and eager to please. We did have a somewhat shortish session as I was ready to burst at any moment and the sight of her in doggie was too much for me to withstand.[/QUOTE]The wonderful Marketa! I had asked a few weeks ago if she was still around. Thanks for this confirmation. Yes, she has a shapely little bum for a girl her size. And I agree! What a site from behind in doggie! I remember as clearly as if it were yesterday. Her on all fours and alabaster cheeks spread wide revealing a little pink butthole. Took her in her asshole in one of the rooms located near the kino. Twas' divine!

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1214439]Hi Sucker17,

Welcome to the FKK world.

I'm happy you enjoyed Artemis, now you are prepared for FKK Palace, that would blow your mind too. The girls are even hotter.

Well I had good time in Prague too, it required some more effort to find the top girls, but FKK is heaven as you have so many hot naked women in the same place and you can fuck them all.

FKK Palace and Oase are excellent choices. Once you step into the FKK world there is no turning back, I knew that when I had my debut years ago at FKK Palace. LOL,

If you see Cheyenne at Palace send my regards to her, I can recommend her.

Nille[/QUOTE]Thanks Nille, I'll surely do that if I meet her, what am I looking for (blonde / brunette / nationality / age)? You are so true: once you go FKK you won't go back! The girls were almost as pushy as in Darling (Prague) but they never nagged about drinks or private dance. The fact that they choose their customers themselves and are more motivated to make people repeat is a real bonus in itself. I actually went to King George with some collegues the night before and it was a total disappointment. The girls were ugly and looked more interested in their Iphones than fucking the customers. I guess the flatrate makes them lazy!

Nille, if you should cross a Norwegian on your path in Germany or Prague. Ask him if his first FKK experience was Artemis. It could turn out it's me.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1214829]Nille, if you should cross a Norwegian on your path in Germany or Prague. Ask him if his first FKK experience was Artemis. It could turn out it's me.[/QUOTE]Sure, I'll keep that in mind. I'm looking forward to hear about your trip to Hessen.

Look for the most beautiful German girl in the club and you'll find her. 90% of the girls in the club are blond so is she.

But she ain't cheap, the more cash you pour on her the better she gets. Just a warning.

Cheers,

Nille

I thought the apartments would give me a higher chance at GFE, but decided to follow your advice, and went to Artemis on Thursday night. Arrived around half past eight, decided to stay until around midnight and to spend 200 for an entrance and 1 hour with a girl.

At first, was slightly put off by the place. The only area with girls was a pub, and it had a sleazy streak to it (not nearly as much as King George, but I expected laurel wreaths and togas, you see.) Food didn't look good, and seeing guys in identical bathrobes consuming it made me feel like I'm in hospital. Girls pretty, some really beautiful, and a few rather unappealing.

Walked around a bit, a few girls asked me if I wanted to go to a zimmer, but not pushy at all. Despite what they say, girls there don't jump on you trying to grab your dick, which invoked a weird mixture of relief and disappointment in me. Sat by the blonde girl with a lovely smile. She turned out to be from Ibiza, very chatty girl, immediately put me at ease and made me laugh in a minute. We talked a bit, she wasn't pushing for a zimmer. Finally she asked if I was aware of the purpose of the establishement I'm in, I played dumb and made her explain to me the basics of paid sex industry. I asked if the kissing was part of the trade, she replied "Maybe" with a sultry look. On the way up, I realized that I've forgotten her name. I always forget names, and it always embarrasses me. She laughed and introduced herself again.

Time with her was amazing. Gentle kisses, hugging, all the right sounds, we switched between smiling and laughing to passionate moans and she always followed. Her breasts turned out to be fake, but she was so natural it didn't matter. When I was close to finish, I asked her to smile, she instantly gave me a mischievous smile, and a bit of a laugh. Her change from passionate to playful was so swift, she was so eager to be how I want her to be. I finished straight away. She'd make a good actress.

Downstairs, I gave her 70 euros, hoping 10 euro tip isn't offensive, feeling like a piker. She was very graceful about it, gave me the "I'm flattered" look, kissed me and smiled goodbye. That's when I realized I forgot her name again.

Despite that, I felt amazing. Took a swim in the pool. Went back upstairs feeling fresh and happy. The place started getting to me. It just doesn't happen too often, that a cute naked girl comes up to you and tries to be charming and tempting, hoping you'll agree to fuck her. Not even every day, I'd say, and in this place it happens a lot. I spent some time staring at the girls and listening to them whisper promises in my ear, but no girl seemed interested in a longer chat before the zimmer. The girl to guy ratio was getting worse, finally I decided to look for a Spanish girl again, and saw her chatting away with another guy. Could not stop myself from admiring her interpersonal skills, she seemed so absorbed by the conversation, so honestly interested.

My eyes met with another blondes eyes. There was something dirty in her face, in a good way. She beckoned me with a finger."So many girls around, difficult decision, isn't it?" She was from Poland, with an unusual name in the trade. Hillary. We chatted a bit, she was quite quick to get to the business."Look, just tell me what you want, and I'll say if I provide." I said she's very businesslike."It's a good thing", she replied."If a girl is straight forward here, she'll keep her promises upstairs". I didn't feel there's any chemistry between us, but I invited her anyway.

Upstairs, there was already a queue for a zimmer. We sat on sofa, I kissed her breast but she told me to wait until we get inside. This made a very bad impression and I realized I made a mistake, but it was too late to back off.

In a room she started DFK. She's an amazing kisser, extremely passionate, she won me over in a heartbeat. Her breasts were so perfectly shaped I expected them to be fake, but they were real, as was the rest of her perfect body. Her BJ and ball licking was also very passionate, a bit towards porn, with slapping dick on the tongue and all. She fucks hard, too. I got to the point where most working girls tell me to be gentler, but she said "Harder!" It's been a long time since I've met a girl so enthusiastic about getting fucked that hard. I spanked her lightly, she kept saying "Harder" until her bum turned pink. She's fine with being called names too, anything but 'working girl'. I went there for a GFE and ended up having a PSE. No regrets though. .

"So, did you make the right choice?" she asked. I only had enough strengh to nod. Walking out on wobbly legs I noticed that queue for a zimmer grew. Hillary took 10 euro tip in stride and kissed my cheek.

The plan was to go home now, it was midnight so I could still catch an S-Bahn home, and I've spent my 220 euros. But I just couldn't, instead I withdrew another 100 (costed me 8 euro! Don't use Artemis ATM) , had a rest and went back to a bar. Way too many guys there around 1am, even on Thursday, at this time you can forget about being picked up, in fact you need to be quick and chat up a pretty girl as soon as she comes back from the zimmer, before some other guy does. Finally I stopped a stunningly beautiful girl with long, straight black hair and a forelock, dark skin and teeny body with very small perky brests. She had some long made-up name, I think it was Lotadora. She took me downstairs because a queue upstairs was very long.

She started by cleaning my dick with a tissue, she was very rough. I frowned, she noticed it and closely inspected my dick, probably looking for STD sores. Proceeded with a bad, dry BJ. This wasn't going anywhere so I asked for a condom. No kissing, no face contact whatsoever,"Don't touch my face". She kept her fingers around my dick so I don't put it all in, no matter what position. Very fake moans and "Fuck me", no expression on her face. Complained about changing positions. That brunette at King George's (I think her name is Roxanne) gives way better service. Disaster, no matter how beautiful. When giving her 60 euros I realized I should've tipped other girls more. Tenner doesn't quite cover the difference in service.

Had a swim downstairs, than a rest by the pool with a nice green tea. Than sat upstairs, some girls came up to me but I wanted to go home soon. A cute funny girl by the name of Shaz sat by and stroke my hair. Made me feel like a puppy or a child, she even pinched my cheek. I hugged her for a few minutes, feeling kinda wretched cause I knew I'm not taking her upstairs. When I told her I'm going home she said "I hate you", but in a funny childish way.

On my way out I've noticed the Spanish girl, she was sitting alone, looking a bit tired. I came up to ask for her name again, saying hey, you don't remember mine by now either, right? Wrong. She remembered it. And hers is Amalia. You're welcome. .

I was back home around 3, my trip totalled at 310 euros including taxi, and although I'd be better off if I left before midnight and not spend on Lotadora, ATM and taxi, it was still worth the money all in all. I'd rather go to Artemis once a month than to King George every week. Next time I'll come earlier cause there are just too many guys after midnight, and probably will give higher tips (20?) to the good girls.

Now, a few questions.

Is this ratio (one in three girls being terrible) normal for Artemis, or was I a bit unlucky?

Is girl to guy ratio even worse on weekends, or do they invite more girls to keep the ratio the same?

How long do you wait for a room on weekends?

TL; DR:

Smily blonde from Ibiza, Amalia: great conversation, very laid back, great GFE, good actress. Can't wait to have her again.

Polish blonde Hillary with a dirty smile: don't be put off by her professional demeanor, she IS a professional and delivers amazing performance. I get horny just thinking of her.

Romanian brunette Lotadora with small perky breasts: don't.

Shaz: don't let her treat you like a puppy! Where's your dignity ffs! ; P

Hi guys,

I'll be in Berlin towards the end of this week and I'm planning a visit to Artemis. I have to choose between Friday night or Saturday morning and can see advantages to both. There will probably be more girls on Friday night and fewer guys on Saturday morning.

Any advice?

This is my podium after 2 days passed to Artemis and after meeting 9 girls:

1) Fatima from Bratislava. My favorite from last visit in August. Always smiling and cheerful and with excellent service.

2) Dorine from Germany 29 whyear old blonde. A big strong girl with big tits and a few kg. Too but with graet service.

3) Betsy from Poland 29 whyear old blonde very good service.

For me a great service also includes kisses with tongue and fingers in the pussy.

Saturday evening crowdes with waiting to find a free room.

Sunday very more quiet.

Bye Bye

Thanks for the report. Glad you had a good time.

I suspect you were just unlucky with the sparse line-up on the Thursday. You just can't tell in advance, although clearly weekends are going to be busier.

I remember Hilary well too. Good choice, there's just something about her. A great performer indeed (#2897).

[QUOTE=Peter Alan; 1215230]Hi guys,

I have to choose between Friday night or Saturday morning and can see advantages to both. There will probably be more girls on Friday night and fewer guys on Saturday morning.

Any advice?[/QUOTE]Sat morning (and afternoon) is dead dead dead as all recover from Fri night. It's a no brainer-you will have 2-3X the choices the night before.

Just try to get there Friday eve by 8:00pm.full strength team, all fresh little virgins. If it does get crowded, it is unlikely to do so before 10:30-11:00, and before then there is just a nice buzz in the air.

And "crowded" very relative-really not a problem during off Messe nights.

[QUOTE=Niby Lu; 1215213]Now, a few questions.

Is this ratio (one in three girls being terrible) normal for Artemis, or was I a bit unlucky?

Is girl to guy ratio even worse on weekends, or do they invite more girls to keep the ratio the same?

How long do you wait for a room on weekends?[/QUOTE]As RB notes it is always better to arrive at the premium time. The girl / punter ration is usually pretty good on any given day, even the really busy Messe days, if one can arrive at the right time. Trying to predict the over all ratio on any given day is next to impossible and it will almost always get busy after 22:00.

Room waits on the weekend are rarely more than 10 minutes. The girls do tend to get more impatient and want to do kino sessions etc. But if you make it clear that you wish to wait for a proper room most will go along with it.

AM

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1215418]Sat morning (and afternoon) is dead dead dead as all recover from Fri night. It's a no brainer-you will have 2-3X the choices the night before.

Just try to get there Friday eve by 8:00pm. Full strength team, all fresh little virgins. If it does get crowded, it is unlikely to do so before 10:30-11:00, and before then there is just a nice buzz in the air.

And "crowded" very relative-really not a problem during off Messe nights.[/QUOTE]"no brainer" is the perfect answer, thanks

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1215418]Sat morning (and afternoon) is dead dead dead as all recover from Fri night. It's a no brainer-you will have 2-3X the choices the night before.

Just try to get there Friday eve by 8:00pm. Full strength team, all fresh little virgins. If it does get crowded, it is unlikely to do so before 10:30-11:00, and before then there is just a nice buzz in the air.

And "crowded" very relative-really not a problem during off Messe nights.[/QUOTE]I am going to artemis for the first time this weekend.

Won't land in Berlin until 8PM on Friday Night. By the time I check into the hotel etc wouldn't be able to get there until 11PM.

Is it still worth going that night? I was thinking about just going Saturday night from about 7pm on.

You say Sat afternoons are dead. How about Sat nights? As good as a Friday Night?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Oralover; 1215785]I am going to artemis for the first time this weekend.

Won't land in Berlin until 8PM on Friday Night. By the time I check into the hotel etc wouldn't be able to get there until 11PM.

Is it still worth going that night? I was thinking about just going Saturday night from about 7pm on.

You say Sat afternoons are dead. How about Sat nights? As good as a Friday Night?

Thanks[/QUOTE]No problem, I was in the room with a girl until closing time at 5AM.

So you still have 6 hours of action even if you arrive 11PM. So go for it.

IMO Fri and Sat night are equally great.

[QUOTE=Oralover; 1215785]I am going to artemis for the first time this weekend.

Won't land in Berlin until 8PM on Friday Night. By the time I check into the hotel etc wouldn't be able to get there until 11PM.

Is it still worth going that night? I was thinking about just going Saturday night from about 7pm on.

You say Sat afternoons are dead. How about Sat nights? As good as a Friday Night?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Depends how tired you will be Fri. But both nights will be fine-at least the fullest staff of the week. Crowds prob not too big a deal this week.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1215889]Depends how tired you will be Fri. But both nights will be fine-at least the fullest staff of the week. Crowds prob not too big a deal this week.[/QUOTE]Bro Rocketboy. I thought most nights during the weekend will be crowded? I was thinking of going the afternoon session this weekend to avoid the crowd. Can you please kindly advise on why the crowd will not be too big this weekend?

Thank you

[QUOTE=Tan123;1215907]Bro Rocketboy. I thought most nights during the weekend will be crowded? I was thinking of going the afternoon session this weekend to avoid the crowd. Can you please kindly advise on why the crowd will not be too big this weekend?Thank you[/QUOTE]Cripey I never meant to kick up such a shit storm on this evening crowd thing. And yes Tan123, Fri-Sat are the busiest of the week, somewhat predictably as with all clubs.

So to try to be clear. It's just a normal weekend. It will be more crowded towards 23:00, but not unbearably so. You might have to wait a few minutes to get a room, and the hot items will be in demand. But it is really not a big deal, certainly not a deal breaker. The few days per year when there are large Messes (conventions) in Berlin can be a bit much, but none of this applies now.

Admittedly "crowded" is a subjective thing. I understand some who like the very chilled day atmosphere. For those who have their favorites whom they know are on the leaner day shift, it is nice. But if you are just an occasional visitor, the choices go up really by a factor of 5+ as of 20:00. As markets do, when there is more supply, there is more demand.

All I can say is, I am not especially fond of crowds but I would never hesitate for a second to go on a weekend evening-it actually has a nice buzz on when things are hopping. You can always chill downstairs at the pool side bar, or on the round pillows below the stairs, or in the lower cinema. Just go a little earlier, as Lord Magee also said in recent post. You will have 3 hours of optimal access, it will be more crowded 23:00-maybe 02:00, then start to thin out. Just synchronise your refractory interval. :cool:

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1216075]Cripey I never meant to kick up such a shit storm on this evening crowd thing. And yes Tan123, Fri-Sat are the busiest of the week, somewhat predictably as with all clubs.[/QUOTE]I think that there is a tendency amongst mongers to over think this whole thing. If you live in Berlin and have the luxury of choice this is quite understandable. If you are a visitor, go when you have time. Avoid the obvious really busy days / times and the really slow days / times. But I can tell you that I have had some real stinker sessions at times when everything should have been perfect. Likewise, I have had some great sessions at really bad times. That is the good thing about FKK bordellos, you never know what might happen. In trying to optimise your time figuring out just the right time to go you do sort of defeat the purpose of going.

In my ever so humble opinion.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1216090]I think that there is a tendency amongst mongers to over think this whole thing. If you live in Berlin and have the luxury of choice this is quite understandable. If you are a visitor, go when you have time. Avoid the obvious really busy days / times and the really slow days / times. But I can tell you that I have had some real stinker sessions at times when everything should have been perfect. Likewise, I have had some great sessions at really bad times. That is the good thing about FKK bordellos, you never know what might happen. In trying to optimise your time figuring out just the right time to go you do sort of defeat the purpose of going.

In my ever so humble opinion.

AM[/QUOTE]Oh man. I heard about "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance", but developing wisdom through mongering is a rare thing indeed. (*[/insert] chuckle smiley*) I never understood why scheming and planning leads to victory for some, and defeat for others.

AM, I don't mean to pry, but you're a brit living in Berlin on a permanent basis?

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1216090]I think that there is a tendency amongst mongers to over think this whole thing.[/QUOTE]Um, yup. Unless you're planning to schtupp 10 maidens or more, there is ALWAYS more than enough choice. (Pardonez moi, if I've left an umlaut off the you in "schtupp." My German is imperfect.)

I've been to Artemis twice (and many trips to Hessen clubs) and am almost always on premises by 14:00 and almost always gone by 22:00. My trips to Artemis were last Thursday (the 3rd) and this past Sunday (the 6th.) Both times I left with a smile on my face, before 21:00. Both times, I frolicked with three fabulous young women, leaving behind quite a few more that were certainly fetching enough to intrigue me and my little friend down below.

I've probably made 30 trips to various clubs over the last five years and have not yet once found any trouble emptying my wallet. Simply put, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHEN YOU GO. Actually, it does. I don't like crowds, so I avoid Fridays and Saturdays after 10.

[QUOTE=Sdrumm; 1215253]This is my podium after 2 days passed to Artemis and after meeting 9 girls:

2) Dorine from Germany 29 whyear old blonde. A big strong girl with big tits and a few kg. Too but with graet service.

For me a great service also includes kisses with tongue and fingers in the pussy.

Bye Bye[/QUOTE]Sdrumm, any more info on Dorine? Could it be my goddess from 2007 back again? (First I have seen her name or a variant of) mentioned since.

I spelt her name Dorean, but she was German, would have been about 25 then and tall, especially in her leopard skin boots.

Still the best session I have ever had, number 1 on my all time list. I wrote then (seems like I underestimated her age. My head was still spinning) :

"#1 Dorean, German 21-22. Platinum Blonde, killer body, firm tits, nice round arse. BBBJ / Mish / Doggy / Anal / COF. If you have not read my previous report, then I will repeat that Dorean is my best provider experience ever. Totally GFE, fun, attentive, creative. If I could do a Nigel from Spinal Tap. This one goes to 11 (out of 10). If I were kidnapped by terrorists and had to give 10 reasons to live one of them would be to spend another 30 minutes with Dorean. Look for the knee-high Leopard skin boots, they are her trademark and put her at about 180cm (5'11') when wearing them."

If she is still there, I may have to get back to Berlin at whatever cost to see her again!

Cheers

[QUOTE=Cryo73;1216106]AM, I don't mean to pry, but you're a brit living in Berlin on a permanent basis?[/QUOTE]Brit / Canadian and living here as permanently as I have ever lived anywhere which is to say, not very permanent. But I have been here a number of years now.

AM

11/11/11.

I arrived at the club around 15. 30. There was a decent crowd in the bar and a good atmosphere. I took a walk around and had a look for some favourites but saw no one I had on my short list so I decided to try someone new. After chatting with a few girls I met the one I wanted to start my day with.

[B]Malia from Romania[/B]

I'm not 100% on the name but I met this very pretty blonde in the bar. She has a beautiful face, cracking (but fake) tits and a tiny little school girl skirt. After a great conversation we headed upstairs and I had a fantastic time. She was lots of fun and after a great blowjob and loads of positions I finished with a massive orgasm. This was a great start to the day. €60 well spent.

After a sleep and a sauna it was time for round 2. Normally my tastes run to curvy, big-titted blondes but I decided to try something new. After a few circuits of the bar I had a chat with Cindy from Poland – small boobs, pretty face and quite skinny. We had a brief chat and headed upstairs.

[B] Cindy from Poland[/B]

I had a good vibe with this little spinner (to use the porn vernacular) in the bar but it didn't transfer into a good session. She seemed uninterested and was vocal in complaining about changing positions but she gave great head and has a really tight pussy. I wouldn't repeat.

I had a great massage then went back upstairs looking for girl number 3 of the day. It was getting late and the bar was really jumping now – loads of girls aggressively hunting for trade. I spied a few potential targets and after making eye contact with a tall, well-stacked blonde she bounced towards me all smiles. Her opening line was 'Do you like Russian sex? ' I wanted to say 'No, I like to take my time' but I reckon she'd heard that line 100's of times over the years. We had a little chat then went up to a room.

[B]Martha or Marsha from Moscow[/B]

I asked her name a few times but I'm not sure I caught it. This was a great session – nothing new just 30 minutes of hard, sweaty sex. It was my third session of the day so I was able to go long and hard. Great sex, great orgasm and a great girl.

I was pretty zapped after this session but after food (quite a tasty piece of fish) and a sauna I was good to go again.

I took a stroll into the main bar and saw a girl with a perfect arse bending over one of the chairs in the middle of the floor. It was lust at first sight so I made my way towards her. Just as I got to where she was sitting she stood up and headed for the stairs heading towards the wellness area. If her arse looked good bending over a chair it looked even better walking slowly downstairs. Shea headed for the kino and I followed her in. There was a couple really going at it in the back row adding to the soundtrack of the porn on the screen. She turned for the door and I stopped her and we had a nice chat and sat down in the front row of the kino. After a quick chat we agreed to start in the kino before heading to a room.

[B]Antonia from Romania[/B]

After some kissing she opened my robe and started to work on my cock with her very talented mouth. This was an amazingly hot experience for me; the combination of her excellent blow job, the onscreen porn, the couple fucking a couple of feet from us and the public setting got me super hard. We quickly headed for one of the curtained off rooms near the gym and had a fantastic time. Unfortunately she had to take off her knee high red boots when we jumped onto the bed but we had a super time. She was very responsive and vocal and after a whole lot of positions I had my fourth orgasm of a great day. I paid her and tipped her well because I don't think I'll be back in Berlin for a while.

Wow. What a great day. 4 sessions. 3 of which were top class. What a place, what a time to be alive.

[QUOTE=Dogger862; 1216130]Sdrumm, any more info on Dorine? Could it be my goddess from 2007 back again? (First I have seen her name or a variant of) mentioned since.

I spelt her name Dorean, but she was German, would have been about 25 then and tall, especially in her leopard skin boots.

Still the best session I have ever had, number 1 on my all time list. I wrote then (seems like I underestimated her age. My head was still spinning) :

"#1 Dorean, German 21-22. Platinum Blonde, killer body, firm tits, nice round arse. BBBJ / Mish / Doggy / Anal / COF. If you have not read my previous report, then I will repeat that Dorean is my best provider experience ever. Totally GFE, fun, attentive, creative. If I could do a Nigel from Spinal Tap. This one goes to 11 (out of 10). If I were kidnapped by terrorists and had to give 10 reasons to live one of them would be to spend another 30 minutes with Dorean. Look for the knee-high Leopard skin boots, they are her trademark and put her at about 180cm (5'11') when wearing them."

If she is still there, I may have to get back to Berlin at whatever cost to see her again!

Cheers[/QUOTE]Dorine told me that before coming to artemis had worked in two small clubs.

She has a tatoo on her right shoulder (if I remembre right a motorcycle)

I confirm that she said she had 29 years, and she is about 185 cm with boots.

[QUOTE=Peter Alan;1215601]"no brainer" is the perfect answer, thanks[/QUOTE]So, I went this weekend for the first time at an FKK. Interesting experience. I was fleeced a little by a girl whose name I don't remember. Berliner, short dark hair, said she's been working there since it opened. I say 'a little' because I let her do things in the heat of the moment I has no real interest in, for example her fingers up my arse. Having said that I could have been more insistent and I do remember thinking 'well, I've never tried this. Maybe I'm missing something' (I wasn't.). In any case I enjoyed the experience, even the session with that one. I think though that I felt more relaxed than excited, but relaxed is good. One thing I did learn. While I preferred to be downstairs near the pool most of the best girls were in the smoking bar on the ground floor.

I'm unsure if I'll return though. Nearly all the girls seemed quite young. I know that's the market but I have a daughter that age and really prefer women of a certain age. I don't suppose there's an FKK somewhere that caters for the mature market?

[QUOTE=Peter Alan;1216616]So, I went this weekend for the first time at an FKK. Interesting experience. ,, I know that's the market but I have a daughter that age and really prefer women of a certain age. I don't suppose there's an FKK somewhere that caters for the mature market?[/QUOTE]Peter. Artemis has IMHO changed over the years a bit and I find it less appealing for the same reason. I too prefer slightly older women. Late 20s early. Mid 30s. The private bordellos are the way to go, and if you scope out their various webpages, esp. Mon Rouge, KD, vanKampen, possibly Ritter (all links on Angus Magee blog) , you might find what you want. I think the choices are pretty compelling. There are some bordellos that specialize in women 40-50+, with some links via Berlin Intime. Not sure what you want.

[QUOTE=Peter Alan;1216616]I'm unsure if I'll return though. Nearly all the girls seemed quite young. I know that's the market but I have a daughter that age and really prefer women of a certain age. I don't suppose there's an FKK somewhere that caters for the mature market?[/QUOTE]During my maiden voyage to Artemis a couple of weeks back, I enjoyed the company of a number of delightful companions in their late 20s, early 30s, to with: Nina of Czech Republic, Josephine of Germany, and Marketa of Czech Republic. These three, in fact, were much more fun than the younger women with whom I spent time.

[QUOTE=Regnad;1217146]. and Marketa of Czech Republic.[/QUOTE]Can anyone give me precise info on how to recognize this girl and what she looks like.

I'm probably the only one on earth that never sessioned with her.

Actually I vaguely remember having a session with her and her friend Esther (which instead I remember very clearly and wish she would show up more frequently.) , but maybe it wasn't Marketa.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino;1217156]Can anyone give me precise info on how to recognize this girl and what she looks like.[/QUOTE]I sessioned with her about nine months ago and thought she looked a bit like Britney Spears from a few years back.

Maybe that's just me, though.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1217156]Can anyone give me precise info on how to recognize this girl and what she looks like.[/QUOTE]Just look for a blond on the stairs. She is usually either going up or coming down. ;)

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1217169]Just look for a blond on the stairs. She is usually either going up or coming down. ;)[/QUOTE]Think I got it.

Small girl, blonde long hair, blue eyes, walking around like a real pro (usually carrying a towel) , absolutely cute. Don't know why but thought she was Polish.

I'm probably wrong but I was perceiving her as being too small and gentle to be a PSE and at the same time too cold and pro to be a GFE.

Kimino

Hi Kimino.

If you find Marketa and want to bring her in a good mood tell her she looks fit like a football player. Trust me it works like a charm :-D.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1217196]Think I got it.

Small girl, blonde long hair, blue eyes, walking around like a real pro (usually carrying a towel) , absolutely cute. Don't know why but thought she was Polish.

I'm probably wrong but I was perceiving her as being too small and gentle to be a PSE and at the same time too cold and pro to be a GFE.

Kimino[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kimino;1217196]I'm probably wrong but I was perceiving her as being too small and gentle to be a PSE and at the same time too cold and pro to be a GFE.[/QUOTE]Well Marketa definitely has something because when she is working she is up and down the stairs with frightening regularity. Myself, I got off to a bad start with her the night I met her. I wanted at least a minimum of faux romance and suggested we chat for 5 minutes before hitting the sheets. Her reply was "Zimmer now-or nothing".

I chose nothing.

As to her looks-I would say that she looks a bit like Farah Fawcett when Farah was a babe. If you were to soften out Ms Fawcett's features and give her a less angular look Marketa could be a ringer.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1217228]Well Marketa definitely has something because when she is working she is up and down the stairs with frightening regularity. Myself, I got off to a bad start with her the night I met her. I wanted at least a minimum of faux romance and suggested we chat for 5 minutes before hitting the sheets. Her reply was "Zimmer now-or nothing".[/QUOTE]I timed her over three days. She gives you three minutes. With 5 you're just too demanding! That said, she's gives a great session, and looks great. That smile lights up the club.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1217169]Just look for a blond on the stairs. She is usually either going up or coming down. ;)[/QUOTE]AM that is hilariously funny to me but so true! When I first reported on Marketa, I noted how she was screwing EVERYBODY in the club. Actually, I'm sure it's more like everybody was wanting to screw her given her good looks plus her normally favorable reviews here. Also, I think she's actually far prettier than Farrah was. Like you indicate, Farrah has a "harder" and more angular face. Marketa's face is far more attractive in my opinion. And that little round heiney OMG! And hell, with the kind of business she eerrr "takes in", I suppose she hardly has 5 minutes to give. Seems it only takes her a few minutes less than that to be climbing those stairs again!

There has been one subpar review of Marketa here that I recall reading, which led me to raise the possibility of her getting "fucked out". Apparently she is still going fairly strong. And yes Kimino she is a small girl isn't she? Surprised me too with her powerful porn star performance. There was some talk here recently of a German girl who goes by "Lynn". Those who know her will acknowledge that she is a tall, bigger, attractive girl with a nice BIG but shapely ass. Now Lynn with her big ass can't take me in her butt, but I was SHOCKED when little Marketa said she could. And she did too. I mean it was difficult to penetrate her anal orifice, but once I did I was stroking it to her nuts deep! And she can come with a porno princess potty mouth to boot! Highly recommended. And I fucked the dark-haired Czech girl she was hanging out with too (don't remember her name but was another porn star performance!). Czechs and Poles fuck mongers the best in Europe. Or, at least they do this monger! Hehehe!

[QUOTE=Toscana;1217233]I timed her over three days. She gives you three minutes. With 5 you're just too demanding! That said, she's gives a great session, and looks great. That smile lights up the club.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Angus Magee;1217228]Well Marketa definitely has something because when she is working she is up and down the stairs with frightening regularity. Myself, I got off to a bad start with her the night I met her. I wanted at least a minimum of faux romance and suggested we chat for 5 minutes before hitting the sheets. Her reply was "Zimmer now-or nothing".[/QUOTE]I guess that's another advantage of daytime play. We spoke at the bar for 10 minutes-ish and played upstairs for near the full 30.

Or maybe I'm just Oliver Charming.

After all the fuss about Marketa I went up to a petite blonde, very cute, usually walking up and down the stairs and vaguely remembering young Britney, just to find out she was not Marketa but Maya. I already sessioned with her a long time ago. Polish, friend of Violetta (that I erroneously called Veronica in a previous report, WTF!).

Think she has a lot of reports on this thread, anyways, a great girl. Her body is very fit and she performs very well. A plain vanilla session (money wise) that I really enjoyed. Must repeat, recommended.

This happened immediately after I entered Artemis telling myself that to have better quality you must go to apartments etc. Etc.

Went out for dinner and when I came back my eyes fell on a very cute "new" girl. Long brown hair. 2 angel wings just above her ass, blue eyes. Looks younger than her age. 24.

Natalia, Polish. Another very nice and sweet girl.

Must repeat, recommended.

Apart from this, a very normal evening. At 6 when I entered it was quite calm but things changed later on. Nothin to notice.

Manuela is back.

Tomorrow I'll probably visit Royal and Vk.

Kimino

Sweet girl. I understand her breasts are now an official Czech national treasure.

On a recent visit, she came to chat with me after I had been with her friend, Fatima. There was some banter at the downstairs bar in Czech / Slovak after I declared "Ein Pause". Marketa took the challenge and managed to get the desired response with a slow HJ. She having got me as hard as a rock, then disappear upstairs. Was no where to be found. Fatima went and called her then returned to say Marketa had been called to the VIP room and suggested Fatima take care of me. She did and it may have been better the second time even though it was only an hour after the first.

The Hapsburgs have lot to answer for don't they.

[QUOTE=Regnad; 1217251]I guess that's another advantage of daytime play. We spoke at the bar for 10 minutes-ish and played upstairs for near the full 30.

Or maybe I'm just Oliver Charming.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bearsk;1217708]Fatima went and called her then returned to say Marketa had been called to the VIP room and suggested Fatima take care of me.[/QUOTE]The VIP room? I must have missed that completely.

Where is it?

What does it take to get in there?

What are the benefits?

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1217908]The VIP room? I must have missed that completely.

Where is it?

What does it take to get in there?

What are the benefits?[/QUOTE]You'll find the VIP suite on the second floor.

Costs: afaik 200 Euros per hour and one bottle of champagne. Girls not included.

Benefits: Whirlpool, private bathroom, a large bed.

[url=http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.163593233698979.36958.163566507034985&type=1]pics[/url]

Lingerie day. Arrived there around 8pm I think, checked in, sessioned with a girl, dinner out and then back for another session.

The place was not crowded but there was quite a lot of people around. A girl was making a small birthday party and the girls had fun and danced a lot especially from 3am onwards.

Lineup was good. After having visited some bordellos in during the day, I must say that, on average, Artemis lineup is usually the best you can get. Some can say there's lack of variety but still the level is very high and matches exactly my tastes.

What thrills me in the apartments is not knowing what will appear next in the parade, having to take a decision very quickly, etc. Etc. But it's a fact that the nicest girls I ever saw in Berlin where at Artemis, period.

Problem is that after staying there for about an hour, you get used to the girls and they all start looking alike, but a gesture or a smile can change things quickly.

Anyway, I picked Kathleen, german, long blonde hair, very light make up, Chinese tattoos on her back. Usually sits at the videogames or at the corner of the bar (where the Polish girls usually stay). Vary rarely she walks around. About one year I didn't go with her.

1 hr of great sex and real sweetness. I always enjoy her company and I recommend her, although she can be kind of a beast or cold as ice if you don't treat her correctly and gently.

Then I picked up Ivy, don't know why but she kinds of make me shy in some way. She is so beautiful and never smiling when she walks around, the total opposite of when she is in the room. I already spent some time with her in the past but didn't actualy remember.

She is very tall, long straight black hair, blue eyes, looks very very young, she is 22. From Berlin / Hamburg can't remember.

I absolutely recommend the girl, it's very nice to have sex with her but also to talk to.

Will repeat.

Kimino

Sort of off the topic but after watching this I though they really should hire Chef Ramsey as cook at Artemis. At the very least a cooking evening.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU[/url]

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1218567]Sort of off the topic but after watching this I though they really should hire Chef Ramsey as cook at Artemis. At the very least a cooking evening.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU[/url]

AM[/QUOTE]Hilarious,

"open up the legs, two beautiful tights. Push your fingers in there, nice and moisture."

After a 2 week break and having missed Signore Kimino's visit, I have finally returned to the mothership today at around 6 PM. Artemis is certainly back to its usual pomp. Between 6 and 8pm, and then after 10 pm (which I call pre-dinner and post-dinner waves respectively) it got quite crowded with mongers. And despite the volume of trade, there was never a lack of beautiful girls around during my stay till 1 am.

I have also seen a few posters about a "Porno Show" on December 15th in Artemis. It's not exactly my kind of thing, but I'm sure it may be interesting to some.

P.S. I will also try to spend my Sunday afternoon+evening in Artemis this week. I have two weeks' worth of mongering to catch up with!

[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1218708]After a 2 week break and having missed Signore Kimino's visit,[/QUOTE]Ciao Nebula!

I did saw Adelina and the greek? Girl walking around in despair for you not being there, you know who I'm talking about do you?
:)

Please elaborate on the Porno thing of the 15th, what's it about? It's a very interesting date.

Ciao!

[edit] "all" the info on the pornoshow stuff is on the site, still under construction but almost finished.

Hey guys, I'm back to Berlin for my last day, I will go to Artemis today, anybody wants to join?

Send me PM or so.

Yo Kimino I saw you were fking anything on you target. =) good for you bro, sorry about the bad luck with the BBBJ. Sht happens anywhere and all the time.

You guys don't believe it but I don't know the famous Marketa! Demm I hope I can hook her up today, that's what it happen when we don't do our homework, I was so lazy to read all the FFK reports. Fck and I'm a very good friend with Fatima, I could have asked her about the Super star, Czech girls drive me insane for real.

I will report if there is any news.

[QUOTE=Dealdo;1218831]Fck and I'm a very good friend with Fatima,[/QUOTE]I would ask her. Might put you in the dog house but I am sure you can bounce back from that. What about a threesome?

AM

Work brought me to Berlin for Wednesday and Thursday, Berlin brought me to Artemis.

Arrived in a taxi this time and was dropped off only meters from the entrance. Very nice to enter all relaxed and with a normal heart beat.

Heart rate went up pretty quickly once inside thou, but in a good way. A lot of girls were around, I was hoping to find Jasmine who I had a good time with before or Veronica, a girl I thought would suit me (blonde, blue eyes) but had'nt tried before.

Found Jasmine by the gaming machines as she had never left in a year. Too bad thou a year hadn't made her any good. Not attractive to me anymore, a real shame.

Didn't found Veronica but did, in order:

1 Mika, Maica or something? Blonde, blue eyes, natural B- (maybe C) cups. Very good blow job, then doggy style with her facing the mirror with great eye-contact. Ended with COB / COF. At first I thought this was Marketa, anyone could confirm name? She spoke very good english.

2 Fatima, very sweet girl but small tits, fantastic legs in black stay-ups, very cute face. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl for about twenty minutes, then finished in doggy and and COB.

3 Ella, amazing woman, blonde, blue eyes, curvy body, perfect silicone tits, a little bit older than the girls I normaly like. Very good blowjob, doggy for about 15 minutes, then missionary, then doggy again and then COB.

Thanks Angus for the tip about the slippers, grabbed my ordinary size (EU 43) but remembered your words, placed them in the shelve again and went up one size, fitted pefect.

Also took a taxi back but this time the driver (turkish) got sick, started to sound very strange at the end of Kurfurstedamm. Asked him if he very sick but he couldn't answer and pulled over and I went out and in to a restaurant and told the staff that he was ill. They went out to check him and I kind of sneaked away with only a couple of hundred meters to my hotel. Hope he is alright.

One thing that I noticed in the evening, some girls had at least 10-15 customers in the 4 hours I was there, some girls had none. A thin girl with very good looking silicone tits, very long black hair in a pony tail, fish net "stockings" on fore arms and very big tattoos all over her back was very busy. Anybody know her name?

Another pretty girl was also very busy, looked very much like Mika / Maica but not that tall and with brown eyes, very "american girl next door-looking". Anybody know her name?

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan;1218974]Mika, Maica or something? Blonde, blue eyes, natural B- (maybe C) cups.[/QUOTE]She's a native german speaker? Spell her name: "Meike".

[QUOTE=Norjan;1218974]A thin girl with very good looking silicone tits, very long black hair in a pony tail, fish net "stockings" on fore arms and very big tattoos all over her back was very busy. Anybody know her name?[/QUOTE]Native german speaker? Maybe Sunny.

[QUOTE=Norjan;1218974]Another pretty girl was also very busy, looked very much like Mika / Maica but not that tall and with brown eyes, very "american girl next door-looking". Anybody know her name?[/QUOTE]No idea, I'm sorry.

[QUOTE=Norjan;1218974]I was hoping to find Jasmine who I had a good time with before or Veronica, a girl I thought would suit me (blonde, blue eyes) but had'nt tried before.[/QUOTE]Ciao Norjan, If it's the one I was talking about, it's Violetta not Veronica (sorry about that). She is on this page: [url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=91&langswitch_lang=en[/url] And she was present Wednesday.

Allways very good looking and attractive, IMO.

Ciao

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1219020]She's a native german speaker? Spell her name: "Meike".

Native german speaker? Maybe Sunny.

No idea, I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]Yes, german speaker, probably her.

The dark-haired one, not attractive to me, tattoos piercing etc, just curious about how she could be so busy, must be because of the tits.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1219025]Ciao Norjan, If it's the one I was talking about, it's Violetta not Veronica (sorry about that). She is on this page:

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=91&langswitch_lang=en[/url]

And she was present Wednesday.

Allways very good looking and attractive, IMO.

Ciao[/QUOTE]Yes it was the girl you mentioned, but didn't spot her, Thursday. Judging from the pictures, I probably would have liked her.

Why don't the girls wear name-tags? It would be a good thing.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan;1219170]Why don't the girls wear name-tags?[/QUOTE]Except on Dessous Day just where would you suggest they pin them. ;)

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1219175]Except on Dessous Day just where would you suggest they pin them. .

AM[/QUOTE]Ahh, you quick-witted one, now why didn't I thought of that?

I would suggest dog collar types, then it would be sexy too.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan;1219169]The dark-haired one, not attractive to me, tattoos piercing etc, just curious about how she could be so busy, must be because of the tits.[/QUOTE]Maybe. I'm not so much attracted by her tits, but by her laid back personality as well as her excellent blowjob skills.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1218845]I would ask her. Might put you in the dog house but I am sure you can bounce back from that. What about a threesome?

AM[/QUOTE]Mr Magee. I wasn't lucky, I couldn't see Fatima but only ones in the whole night, Man she is being real popular, Of course she deserves it.

I saw her walking upstairs, wasn't able to talk to her at all. But well, I was busy as well. Being the last night I had to use the time before go back to the hotel to sleep a couple hours.

I got a couple "news" well, new to me, I haven't read the board completely but some pages back the fellow mongers haven't mention them.

Got there late, I couldn't make it before 10:00 pm like I had planed. So place was busy, but not madly busy, so people was having a good time with out the dog fighting of Fridays or Wednesdays. My German friends were late also so I stared looking for my first selection.

Is so nice when you can see a good number of cuties free. This time I spotted a very cute German girl, back hair. Blue eyes, very nice body, small puss and beautiful curves, slim but with nice curves. Her name is IBY? with the Latin I pronunciation in English could be E_bi She said something like that. She works when ever she can, she goes to college in the mornings.

Well, she is a hard bone to chew, I can see that, She is very picky and her mode is like the moon, so be cautious if you like her,

The good thing about my livid is that I can kind of mold my act to the girl, so make them feel better gives me more rewards, (sometimes) With Iby wasn't that easy but worked some. Of course we can't say was the best fck of my life but I certainly enjoyed her. She has this beautiful silky skin and soft curves that only looking at her on doggy compensated the 60, of course her moaning and acting also played part, but I can say she was all passion, you know kind of mechanical especially that she doesn't kiss, or at least she doesn't kiss me. And that turn could have turned me off but her lips are not her best future, so I didn't mind much. In resume. She is cute, young cute but not a perfect GFE. So I felt that I needed some freak act.

So after a break I saw Hilary and well there we go again. This time she wasn't as good as last but still being a warrior this girl. Always guaranties a good time. We talk some and jock a lot. She is fun but has some rivality with a lot of girls the Polish and the Romanians can't get along I guess,

I will send this again I'm at the airport and probably will shot off. I will continue

[QUOTE=Dealdo;1219247]This time I spotted a very cute German girl, back hair. Blue eyes, very nice body, small puss and beautiful curves, slim but with nice curves. Her name is IBY? with the Latin I pronunciation in English could be E_bi She said something like that. She works when ever she can, she goes to college in the mornings.[/QUOTE]Ciao Dealdo!

You are talking about Ivy. She is absolutely super cute, IMO. She walks around with a very severe face but in reality is a girl full of joy, although embarassingly young in the look (and age).

I sessioned with Ivy on Wednesday, I agree, maybe not the best of the sessions but I really enjoyed it and I will repeat.

Have fun!

Kimino

"Thanks Angus for the tip about the slippers, grabbed my ordinary size (EU 43) but remembered your words, placed them in the shelve again and went up one size, fitted perfect." Norjan


I am a 48, If I go up one size I am in the shower. I don't like the new slippers.

I trooped through for a very quick visit in early November.

Caught up with some old friends: Mary and Fatima.

Then PSE with Irish including extended A levels involving gloves and several condoms. She can take 3 fingers. Did not ask about fisting. Not really my deal.

New girl. Just turned 22 from NRW named Julene (? Spelling) has worked at Park Sauna. Blonde, perfect svelte body with B cups. Excellent young breasts. Perfect skin, nice smile and large floral tattoo over right buttock and back. Tats are generally not my deal but a a little chat and touch of the skin and hair and I was sold. Tight wet pussy, athletic, excellent eye contact. GFE.

Finished with a session off the Kino with Ruby, mature Hungarian with nice skin, slow start, frenetic finish with much dirty talk.

Notables present I would have likes TF but did not have time / energy for. Gabie, Marketa, Antonia, Soledad.

Two new girls on my fantasy list. Shanti. Skinny brunette with excellent face and dark eyes and Violet. Russian lives near Dortmund, new at club, brunette with blue eyes and excellent B / C cup breasts. Large pink nipples and elegant curve to her hips and arse.

Good luck, be safe, my friends.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1219254]Ciao Dealdo!

You are talking about Ivy. She is absolutely super cute, IMO. She walks around with a very severe face but in reality is a girl full of joy, although embarassingly young in the look (and age).

I sessioned with Ivy on Wednesday, I agree, maybe not the best of the sessions but I really enjoyed it and I will repeat.

Have fun!

Kimino[/QUOTE]I will repeat with her too, =) I think we are talking about the same one, kind of tall (with high hills) skinny lips (not much lips but look cute on her face) 22 yr, beautiful eyes, silky dark flat hair and the whole package looks just gorgeous for my taste, is like fcking the snobby rich girl of your class. Which by the way are not that great in bed usually but fulfill the visual ego. I think the Germans have different sounds for the letters because she pronounced E-bee her name, romance languages also have the same pronunciation for the letters. Like U is not IU like in English, is like the sound of double o, Like U-bahs. So some English names they pronounce different than here. Anyways she has something that turn me on, and well, she is nicer now whit me so, sure I will repeat as soon I see her stuck up ass walking by.

Ah by the way, I have bad news for our oriental friends, she can't be whit them in bed, she said to me that she is not racist at all but in bed is a big turn off that she can't help.

Is just like a tip for our oriental fellows to not get rejected in a very rude way, because hell, she can be rude when she wants.

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1219415]"Thanks Angus for the tip about the slippers, grabbed my ordinary size (EU 43) but remembered your words, placed them in the shelve again and went up one size, fitted perfect." Norjan.

I am a 48, If I go up one size I am in the shower. I don't like the new slippers.[/QUOTE]Well don't shower too heavily, in that size of slippers, if you keep them on, you risk starting to float and that may result in a loss of balance, where you end up hurting your self.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1219020]She's a native german speaker? Spell her name: "Meike".[/QUOTE]Found her on the web site, actually it's "Maike".

True caucasian beauty.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan;1219611]Found her on the web site, actually it's "Maike".[/QUOTE]Hm. Looks like she lied to me. Maybe I should ask her again, but I don't like to chat with her. Argh.

Continuing...
One of the main parts of the mission was to find the so famous Marketa, but I guess we are not meant to meet. For the description I thought that I found her: Blond puff up hair, some resemblance to old actress Farah F. Incredibly beautiful breast etc, everything seam to fit the profile, but when I talked to her turned to be a girl from Hungary, her name is Audry, super nice girl with a nice braces-smile, By the way she was very busy all night also but was my last day so I didn't care much. She has this awesome body, whit two little cute dimples above her curvy ass (I have kind of a fetish for this dimples by the way) So I was real happy whit the confusion.

The action was amazing, she is so sweet and passionate. Just what I needed to go back to my hotel whit an smile ear to ear, like an idiot. =)

Her BJ is slow in the bigging and then start taking force at the same time that she jerks it off and moving the head and tong in circles. Was real goodd. Positions and a lot of kissing and all the rest of the acting. A total GF. She said I was the last one so I could managed to spend a very relaxed session and an after session nice chat whit her caressing that perfect smooth body.

For more information; She works one week and then take off 10 days to go to her country. So last Saturday was also her last day and she will come back in 10 days or so.

If somebody was whit her share something whit us, I would like to know if she is always good or I was just lucky that day.

Artemis I already miss you = (For that kind of money it has the best looking girls of the city. I can't say is the best of the world, I have been in places whit more beautiful girls in quantity, but are more expensive of course.

So for the comfort, installations, price and variety of cute good performers Artemis is the bomb.

[QUOTE=Dealdo;1219732]If somebody was whit her share something whit us, I would like to know if she is always good or I was just lucky that day.[/QUOTE]As far as I remember she's in Artemis since late winter 2011 (February / March). Audrey is a absolutely cute one, maybe one of the most attractive wimen in Artemis, very busy all the time. I've tried to chat with her sometimes, but she always asked for a Zimmer immediately. Sorry, I don't klick with her.

[QUOTE=Dealdo; 1219732]Continuing.

If somebody was whit her share something whit us, I would like to know if she is always good or I was just lucky that day.[/QUOTE]I had an amazing time with Audrey earlier this year and I've been looking out for her every time I've been back. Her blonde hair, braces and brown eyes totally hypnotised me but I haven't been lucky enough to have a second session yet. She's right at the top of my repeat list.

[QUOTE=Bearsk;1219423]Just turned 22 from NRW named Julene (? Spelling) has worked at Parksauna Lohmar.[/QUOTE]There are very few girls from Park Sauna, I've chatted with a girl named "Jolina" from Lohmar at the end of October. Maybe she's it.

[QUOTE=Galazy;1219919]I had an amazing time with Audrey earlier this year and I've been looking out for her every time I've been back. Her blonde hair, braces and brown eyes totally hypnotised me but I haven't been lucky enough to have a second session yet. She's right at the top of my repeat list.[/QUOTE]Too bad bro, You maybe are in town the days she take off to Hungary then. Probably asking in the forum if she is around before book the flight. She said that Saturday is always her last day of work.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer]As far as I remember she's in Artemis since late winter 2011 (February / March). Audrey is a absolutely cute one, maybe one of the most attractive wimen in Artemis, very busy all the time. I've tried to chat with her sometimes, but she always asked for a Zimmer immediately. Sorry, I don't klick with her.[/QUOTE]Totally agreed with you guys, she is absolutely gorgeous, So she is kind of new in the place.

Pharisaer, If you want to talk to her it will be real hard if you don't take her to the room right away. The busy girls are very hungry for money, and they want to make as much as possible. I would take her to the room, you will have to wait for one available anyways, so there on the waiting couch you can talk to her. Not the most appealing situation but is pretty much what you can get before she gets to know you and chat a little bit longer in the bar. Kind of like Maya, she is ALWAYS in a rush, but lat time she spent good time talking with me in my brake and I didn't even take her to the zimmer, I was in my recovery time.

Good luck dudes.

[QUOTE=Dealdo;1220155]Pharisaer, If you want to talk to her it will be real hard if you don't take her to the room right away.[/quote]That's it. She don't like to chat with me longer than a minute or two, that's okay. There are somedays more than hundred men beside me.

She don't like to chat with me? That's one reason why I don't like to fuck her, that's okay too. There are somedays more than hundred girls beside her.

[QUOTE=Dealdo;1220155]Good luck dudes.[/quote]Thanks. Last weekend we talked each other: "Jo napot kivanok!" "Hello!"

Being in Germany had very little time to organize the reports and Internet wasn't that friendly with me. So now with more time I will move some Artemis reports that were misplaced in the Berlin board. Thanks to Bob Fr for pointing the mistake. It makes sense for the easy search to put them in the right place.

Copy Paste, go.

Same and new of the same.

Let's see if the internet this time works OK I already wrote 2 big reports and both of them fade away sudenly, Even in Charlottenburg the internet can be less than optimun but that is just something we have to live with it, pay cheap prices get cheap services I guess, and the internet cafes are not the best either, well, is for public acces, understandable.

Artemis:

Is not hard to guess it. This became my new home in Berlin.

Best days in my experience Thursdays and Saturdays. Mondays are too slow namy girls who don't live there are not present.

Wendays are packed. Even though the girls are not full naked they have lines and lines waiting for turn. Is hard core competition.

Most girls are nice but there are some stars that can ruin your day, especially if you make the line on those days, they are not that clean, no time even to take showers and they are tired and dry, so service usually is not that good.

My first recomendation there is Fatima, slim pretty Czeck girl (from Bratislava) , amazing body beautiful attitude, she delivers what she promises. No upsellings and no bad maners. In bed she is a real GF. Smells always good and she is classy. Love her. Even my friends say she is one the best, so she is constant.

Kimi: Sweden super blond girl. Amazing body perfect face, nice smile. Always busy and big waiting lines. I had to do her, she is one of the super stars I knew was a lotto but took the chance but not Wnsday, she was so busy and many horny guys where complaning about the worst service ever. I had her next day, I kind of booked her for the first service, we did it, she smelled so good and I was so horny, service was just OK, she likes toys and lonnnngg longg BJS awesome this. Action was kind of disappointing. She is like a bad gringa not too much of hot blood I would say. She doesn't even know how to kiss, But I wanted to be with a centerfold, she could be. So be carefull and expect some bad times probably, and a lot of upselling. I didn't fall for this but she is all about your credit cards.

I'm going to send this in case this machine shuts down and continue.

Continuation Artemis:

Cindy: Polish slim girl, blond nice chat but not that nice service, provably tired, but she seam to be in a rush and needed a lot of gel. So I can't tell, with me wasn't that great. Fake moaning, and an integrated cheap audio porno cd on: "oh yeah, oh yeah, fck me baby". What ever. I don't know but I just don't buy this. I'm not into that, but I know there some guys who dig it, So there she is.

Andrea? Demm forgot her name. Hungarian, very nice, not upselling brown skin, need a little bit of work out that cute body.

Hilary: WHAT an ANIMAL. She is great in the bed, just like a pornostar, (one of the good ones you know). Super wet BJ, viciuos girl. She lovesss sex and she does it in any way, her body is slim but hard, trim. Beautiful small firm tits. She devoured my mouth kissing me. Great time. Even at the end she begged for anal. (This could be a trick becuse is an extra charge you know) But I was so horny that I didn't give a sht. LOL all my blood was downstairs that the upper head could think at all. LOL. Those blue eyes sparkel in the room like snake eyes. Amazing girl. We spend a long time almost sleeping after sex I was exhausted, was great. Recommendable, I hope she is always like that.

Maribel from Rumania. She is pretty young very white skin. Fresh as it can be, nice sex but not memorable. She is kind of dumb though she has only two words, Yes and Thanks, kind of like a army Russian girl. Not that bright brain, doesn't make a good conversation. But in bed is OK, she is natural and try to please. Nice body though.

! MAYA! SOrry I got ecxited LOL. MAya Maya Maya. What a GOrgeous girl. My goshhh. She is the most perfect girl there in my opinion (A little bit too petite But is OK). She is a Blond, blue aqua eyes, perfect, perfect fit hard body girl from Poland. She has this exotic look, super sexy. She sees me and makes me horny right away. I wasn't sure. A day before she was super busy, in my politic I never do poppular girls in busy days, so we where teasing all day. She was hitting on me hard, I do not know why because she had a big line all day long. So I told her next day. Next day I wasn't sure either, my friend was with her and he said was terrible. Always talking and being negative about everything. But she is so demm hot, she saw me and call me. She was completely naked and she robbed her body agains mine, I lost control and took the risk. Small head has a mind of it's own.

Action was AweSOME. She attack me like a panter. What a beautiful body, perfect athletic body, perfect tan, so sexy mouth. We fck like the end of the world. All kind of positions, she scratched my back and pull me hard to bang her more. She moaned, screamed, trembled, was great.

So I don't understand girls, pros and non pros. They are unpredictable. So there is a big warning, she can be a bad egg and she said that she is not that patient, so you have to get her in her good mode. I treated her like a not hard to get girl and probably that's why she felt, who nows. As you guys know they are a mistery.

There are more. Most of them good providers, but not that awesome bodies so I forgot names. Good luck guys.

Not much notice, I know, but have become free to visit Artemis tomorrow (Friday 25th). Which is my 60th birthday treat to myself. Some or all of the time between opening at 11am and about 5pm. Wish I could stay / go later but that's not possible and I may not get another chance. Any tips / suggestions, if there's time, would be welcome.

The two latest reports of mine, (Palace and Artemis) I've been writing from my BlackBerry so I decided to keep them short.

Two similar things that really bothered me at Artemis on my visit last week.

1. I was standing just outside the stairs, by the girls safes, when one guy came down from a session with a girl and told her he had his money in the locker and went after it. He left the girl standing by the towels but had no hurry in coming back to her. He stayed in the changing room laughing and making loud-voiced jokes with his friends. The girl had to wait for at least five minutes, maybe more, before he came back and paid her and you could really see how sad it made her. The guy afterwards made a "high five" to one of his buddys.

2. One girl slipped when going from the stairs and in to the entrance of the changing room where they fetch towels. She were naked with only high heels and her purse. She landed on her right arm / hand and right buttock on the floor and probably it did'nt felt good. Two guys right behind her just looked at each other and laughed, none of them helped her up.

Just had to tell this.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1220597]Two similar things that really bothered me at Artemis on my visit last week.

Just had to tell this.

Norjan[/QUOTE]Thanks Norjan. It is always good to remember that the girls are human and respect that. Most of the guys here do I think but there are plenty that go to Artemis who do not. Your story makes me want to set some gypsies on those asshats.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1220602]Thanks Norjan. It is always good to remember that the girls are human and respect that. Most of the guys here do I think but there are plenty that go to Artemis who do not. Your story makes me want to set some gypsies on those asshats.

AM[/QUOTE]Security should throw them out in the street naked but with Euro-bills attatched to their bodies and let them run the "walk of shame" at 04:00 AM when the S-bahn has stopped and the gipsy horde for sure is on the loose. I'd love to see those bastards end up ass-kicked, robbed and naked in the Berlin night.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan;1220597]1. I was standing just outside the stairs, by the girls safes, when one guy came down from a session with a girl and told her he had his money in the locker and went after it. He left the girl standing by the towels but had no hurry in coming back to her. He stayed in the changing room laughing and making loud-voiced jokes with his friends. The girl had to wait for at least five minutes, maybe more, before he came back and paid her and you could really see how sad it made her. The guy afterwards made a "high five" to one of his buddys.[/QUOTE]I've seen this happen at Oase all the time, guys go downstairs to grab cash out of their locker and take their time getting back to the girl.

[QUOTE=Norjan;1220597]2. One girl slipped when going from the stairs and in to the entrance of the changing room where they fetch towels. She were naked with only high heels and her purse. She landed on her right arm / hand and right buttock on the floor and probably it did'nt felt good. Two guys right behind her just looked at each other and laughed, none of them helped her up.[/QUOTE]This actually brought up a good memory from a few years past. Was at a small club with a winding staircase and a cute brunette fell and sprained her ankle severely. Came back to the club and she's just barely walking in an ace bandage and flip flops. Ended up asking her and another girl to do a duo and had to keep waiting for her to keep up. When we got to the staircase I could tell she was dreading the climb so I picked her up and carried her to the room. One of those great memories that led to even greater one's.

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1220597]The two latest reports of mine, (Palace and Artemis) I've been writing from my BlackBerry so I decided to keep them short.

Two similar things that really bothered me at Artemis on my visit last week.[/QUOTE]That's one way to discern humans from beasts. Regardless of the context, one person can be good hearted or bad, it doesn't matter who is the other person and her job.

Ruthless and stupid beasts!

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1220597]The two latest reports of mine, (Palace and Artemis) I've been writing from my BlackBerry so I decided to keep them short.

Two similar things that really bothered me at Artemis on my visit last week.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Breadman;1220681]I've seen this happen at Oase all the time.[/QUOTE]The good thing is that with such a bunch of subhumans hanging around it's so easy to shine!

Ciao

Last night visited Artemis. Plenty of girls some nice ones with super hot bodies. Picked a German girl, I think her name was Jaylene with itty bitty titties. Anyway, she kept insisting on anal so I went with that. But she only does anal in one position, cowgirl. After some cajoling I got her in missionary and came in her ass. No kissing not even LFK. 160 Euro.

Next Romanian chick with the name "Raj" tattoed on her shoulder. No kissing, some BBBJ, asked her to lick my balls but she declined. Fucking in multiple position but couldn't come and then came the upsell for CIM which I agreed for 110 Euro. She tried hard but at the end I had to jerk off in her mouth.

But both girls tried to avoid my touches and tried hard to keep me from licking their boobs or kiss them. Plenty of other girls approached me but I did not have a good feeling about them. Many came in duos asking for threesome. So, not so good experience. I was missing Club Globe of Switzerland where every session was hot.

This evening went to Royal for the first time. Super hot girls, wonderful GFE nice no pressure environment with beautiful clean rooms. I am not going back to Artemis with 90 Euro entrance and girls who rip you off.

[QUOTE=Linga;1220812]Next Romanian chick with the name "Raj" tattoed on her shoulder. No kissing, some BBBJ, asked her to lick my balls but she declined. Fucking in multiple position but couldn't come and then came the upsell for CIM which I agreed for 110 Euro. She tried hard but at the end I had to jerk off in her mouth.[/QUOTE]Ciao Linga.

No upselling there. It's 60euro for 30min + 50euro for cim. Allways been like this. Anal is +100euro.

[QUOTE=Linga;1220812]This evening went to Royal for the first time. Super hot girls, wonderful GFE nice no pressure environment with beautiful clean rooms. I am not going back to Artemis with 90 Euro entrance and girls who rip you off.[/QUOTE]Entrance is 80Euro at Artemis (unless they raised the price very recently).

I also like Royal but saying that Artemis girls will rip you off is total bs IMO, and I feel it's a bit unfair to say this based on a single visit.

Ciaooo

[QUOTE=Linga; 1220812]Last night visited Artemis. Plenty of girls some nice ones with super hot bodies. Picked a German girl, I think her name was Jaylene with itty bitty titties. Anyway, she kept insisting on anal so I went with that. But she only does anal in one position, cowgirl. After some cajoling I got her in missionary and came in her ass. No kissing not even LFK. 160 Euro.

Next Romanian chick with the name "Raj" tattoed on her shoulder. No kissing, some BBBJ, asked her to lick my balls but she declined. Fucking in multiple position but couldn't come and then came the upsell for CIM which I agreed for 110 Euro. She tried hard but at the end I had to jerk off in her mouth.

But both girls tried to avoid my touches and tried hard to keep me from licking their boobs or kiss them. Plenty of other girls approached me but I did not have a good feeling about them. Many came in duos asking for threesome. So, not so good experience. I was missing Club Globe of Switzerland where every session was hot.

I am not going back to Artemis with 90 Euro entrance and girls who rip you off.[/QUOTE]I think you weren't lucky that's all. There are plenty of good providers at Artemis and cute also. But I can't say all of them are honest and nice. There are some bad apples as well, So do not give up and give them another try, if I were you, I would write the names of the good ones which have few good reviews here and go back with a lot ammunition.

Good hunting and better aim for the next one.

[QUOTE=Linga;1220812]But both girls tried to avoid my touches and tried hard to keep me from licking their boobs or kiss them.[/QUOTE]Not licking boobs? That's weird. That's gotto be the most. Harmless thing (?)

C.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1220813]I also like Royal but saying that Artemis girls will rip you off is total bs IMO, and I feel it's a bit unfair to say this based on a single visit.[/QUOTE]Not totally BS at all IMHO. Some of them try to rip you off, especially if you let them know you're a first timer in A. So did I, it was my very first Zimmer in A, and I was ripped off. Damage 110 Euro.

[QUOTE=Dealdo;1220841]So do not give up and give them another try /// Good hunting and better aim for the next one.[/QUOTE]Agree.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1220868]Not totally BS at all IMHO. Some of them try to rip you off, especially if you let them know you're a first timer in A. So did I, it was my very first Zimmer in A, and I was ripped off. Damage 110 Euro.

Agree.[/QUOTE]Don't know Pharisaer, I've been there a few times and never had the feeling to be ripped off, except maybe once a long time ago.

For sure letting know you are a newbie is not a good strategy.

I think it's all a matter of what they call "YMMV", which I had to look up on google to understand what it's all about, but it does make sense. :)

Ciao

I was in Berlin a couple weeks ago for my first mongering experience on the European continent.

This site had been an invaluable source of information during my planning, and I wish to give what little I can in return.

Prior to my trip, I had actually decided to restrict my visits to the apartment bordellos (KD and MonRouge) for the following reasons:

A) I did not wish to see, or be seen by, other punters.

Be) I expected the cleanliness level of the girls at FKK clubs to be suspect during the busy periods of the evenings.

See) I was more comfortable with a bordello setting, having had all my prior experiences in a certain legal establishment in Nevada.

Following is a description of how I ended up going to Artemis, and why I intend to stick exclusively with FKK clubs as long as I'm doing this stuff in Germany.

Also please note that when imparting criticism I will avoid naming the lady involved except for extreme cases (e. G, blatant rip-offs) ; in imparting praise I will of course be happy to provide more details. I do this because I do not want to injure the ladies who are providing a service for which I, personally, am exceedingly grateful.

1. Disaster at KD.

Tuesday 11:00.

Took the U-Bahn to Blissesstr. Did not want to take the 8 minute walk (my shoes were killing me) so I waited for the bus. It took the bus less than 2 minutes to get to the destination. Rang the bell, walked to the first floor, and was escorted by one of the girls to one of the first floor rooms. During the next 5 minutes or so, one after another, the girls enter the room to introduce themselves and then leave. Each girl took like 3 seconds to introduce herself. There were about 6 to 7 girls.

So I selected one of the girls for a 1 hour session, and was escorted upstairs.

Note, you have to leave the 1st floor apartment, climb the stairs, and enter the 2nd floor apartment. Not sure if anyone has ever run into another of the building occupants while following a barely-dressed girl upstairs.

Anyway, she offers me a shower and I took it. As the session got under way I realized that the room was way too warm, but I was already inside her so I did not say anything.

Also, I sensed zero sympathy from the girl; she was cold and aloof, and I frequently catch her gazing boredly out the window as I was doing her.

After I came in mish we cuddled a little. Then, since I had also requested an extra (that is, anal) we tried to get it on again.

I'm not sure what happened next or what was wrong with me. I think all of the things that were not perfect (the overheated room, the zero sympathy, etc.) converged on me and I just couldn't get going. After a long while making a bloody fool of myself, I gave up and just asked her to cuddle.

When the clock ran out (actually I think it was as much as 10 minutes before my time was up) , she got up without a word and walked across to the bathroom opposite. I took the opportunity to get dressed. After a while she came back in and we went back downstairs. She said goodbye standing outside the 1st floor apartment door, and I left the building.

I must mention that with the exception of ending the session without a word she was altogether quite polite afterwards. However in the service itself she had shown no initiative and no sympathy for me.

I walked back to the U-Bahn (aching feet be damned) feeling that my entire trip was fucked up. All that trouble and expense, and after so long, only to have a disastrous session. Worse, I thought there was something wrong with me.

So I resigned myself to spend the rest of my vacation (I had 4 more days left) on the Museum Insel.

(Note: The museum island was not too bad, actually. For those of you who have read the 2 greek epics and are familiar with the greek dramatists I strongly recommend a visit to the Altes Museum. Don't forget to pick up the audio guide near the coat check. BTW Pergamon is way overhyped).

2. Consolation at Artemis, Day 1.

Friday.

I have two days of vacation left.

I ran out of museums to go to. Also the people at the Bodes museum had the cheek to expect me to wait over an hour in the freezing cold for entry, so I asked for my money back. Fuck the portraits.

After an early lunch I decided I had nothing to lose by giving Artemis a chance.

I was kind of nervous though, with all the punters around, and I haven't been comfortable with community showers since my days living at a fraternity.

But what the hell, only two more days left.

I was at the front desk by 14:00.

The first thing I noticed were the naked girls standing around the safety lockers. The vision that stuck with me most was the rear view of a slim goddess with a pair of the most

Beautiful buttocks I ever saw, with a very nicely done lower back tattoo, walking from the locker rooms towards the 1st floor lounge. I forget the design of the tattoo, but it was somewhat circular and of moderate size, not at all like many of the large, wide span lower-back tattoos one often see.

My biggest regret: I did not ask her name, nor did I see her again that day as I kept a low profile in the non-smoking lounge on the lower floor.

2. 1 Ella.

After brushing off a few offers (I wanted to finish my sparkling water) I met Ella at the bottom of the stairs. I have read many good reviews about her, but am proud to say I did not give her the impression that I knew about her beforehand. In the room, as I embraced her, I felt her repond to my embrace. And I was glad to find out, there was nothing wrong with me. A little sympathy went a long way. Ella was kind and warm and I loved being with her. I was so grateful afterwards I blurted out some adolescent nonsense (I think I said 'Ella, you're nice' or some such thing).

Maybe I should stick with older, more experienced ladies in the future.

2. 2 Maria.

She came to me and I accepted her offer. I do not remember the specifics but my overall impression is that it was pleasant.

After Maria, I was starving but it was only 16:30 and the restaurant only opens at 18:00. However, at opening time I found all the dining room seats taken. Maybe it's just me but there is something surreal about the men and the working girls sitting at the same table having dinner. There was just something weird about it. As I could not find a place to sit, I placed my plate (filled with food) on top of the food counter, got dressed in the locker room, and checked out to get dinner.

At first I intended to get back to Artemis, say at 21:00, but I decided not to at the last minute as I was tired.

3. Consolation at Artemis, Day 2.

Saturday.

Went to the National Gallery (the one near the bridge) in the morning. Big mistake. It was so unbearably boring. I should have spent the morning shopping instead. Second mistake: many shops do not open on Sundays, so I missed my last shopping day.

Was at Artemis by 17:00.

I knew the drill.

3. 1 Thai lady.

She had a gorgeous face. My beef with her is that after taking me to the room, she left me there for about 5 minutes to fetch her purse. I HATE it when ladies leave me in the room alone after initiating a session. She made me gargle mouthwash, and also wiped me off with disinfectant wipe, only to discover a) that I don't like BJs (never have, never will) , and be) that I don't do DATY.

WTF she wasted half a bottle of mouthwash on me.

We started off cowgirl and finished off doggy. During doggy she reached back, put her hands on my balls, and started moving it as if I was a dildo. Her sharp fingernails scratched me.

3. 2 Mio.

Mio has a lovely face. She had these large circular earrings on and these killer boots with lots of straps. I say 'killer boots' because she gave me fair warning: she can kill someone with those boots. The session was pleasant but I did not come. I ended up giving her a massage and complimenting her on her beauty.

3. 3 Coco.

Coco is a very slim girl. I like slim girls with not too curvy hips, so when I saw her chatting with her friend in the smoky lounge I sat next to her and asked her for a session.

She speaks perfect German but does not know some english words like 'gently' or 'cuddle'. I needed to book her for 1 whole hour before I could come. After that I was certain it was physically impossible for me to do another session.

I left the club at 21:00, sadly with surplus cash.

I will try not to overbudget on my next trip.

4. Reflection.

4. 1 Condoms.

At this point I want to point out something curious.

More than one of the girls I was with had a way of applying condoms where they stretch the opening of the condom with two fingers from each hand, hold it over the dick, and then let is snap on. Well, this kind of hurts. It's like snapping on rubber bands. I find it bewildering that these girls, of all people, do not know the proper way of applying condoms. I wonder if anyone can enlighten me on the reason for this.

4. 2 FKK vs Bordellos.

With an FKK setting it is unlikely to have one's entire day fucked up by a single bad session. The cost of each session is not great, and the next pretty girl is just a couple steps away. Also the fact the most of the time the girl takes the initiative to interact with you indicates that she can at least tolerate the look of you.

[QUOTE=EtrnalFeminine; 1220955]I was in Berlin a couple weeks ago for my first mongering experience on the European continent.

With an FKK setting it is unlikely to have one's entire day fucked up by a single bad session. The cost of each session is not great, and the next pretty girl is just a couple steps away. Also the fact the most of the time the girl takes the initiative to interact with you indicates that she can at least tolerate the look of you.[/QUOTE]Well EF. What to say about all this? Sorry your feet were bugging you. On the condom snappin thing, I usually just put them on myself as I really know my penis, and my nails are much shorter than most women's. Most women are relieved and they can take a quick time out and check their sms's.

Session quality is a variable, unpredictable thing. More experienced women in the FKK setting would indeed seem in your case the way to go. But reading between the lines, it kind of sounds like you were having an off few days yourself? Maybe next time, take a little more time to chat, relax, feel the vibe, walk if you don't feel right, try to laugh a little. It does take a little practice. Maybe have a drink beforehand (outside Artms) to steady the ship? A good session really does depend on 2 people, not just her.

Ever since I arranged my lobotomy, I tell ya, my mood has been just the best. On the looks side of things. I just wear my Angus Magee mask so they all swoon upon sighting me. You can order from his website and avoid the silly custom charges I paid.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1221028]On the looks side of things. I just wear my Angus Magee mask so they all swoon upon sighting me. You can order from his website and avoid the silly custom charges I paid.[/QUOTE]Yes, this is seriously good advice. Have you not noticed how similar all the men look? Not just the mask. Looked at the tits, the gut, the splayed feet? We're all at it now. And the girls love it, can't wait for you to room them.

[QUOTE=EtrnalFeminine;1220955]Fuck the portraits.[/QUOTE]Rofl. Reminds me of a taxi-ride I took to Monrouge. The stern taxidriver asks me if Norwegians are catholics and if I'm in Berlin to visit the many museums. My reply was something like; Sure, I'm here to penetrate deeply into the german culture.

I'm not sure he was too pleased with the answer. 8).

Anyway, don't expect too much, and things usually work out for the better.

Cheers,

C

Norjan.

Totally ghosh, inconsiderate behaviour.

Antonia recently fell over in the new boots near the swimming pool. Landed smack on her bum. I did assist. And offered to rub her bruised anatomy until it felt better, at no charge to her. She declined but then came for a mutual rub and chat at the base of the stairs.

There is something about a group mentality that makes some people impolite.

Makes gentleman like you look all the more impressive.

BSK.

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1220597]The two latest reports of mine, (Palace and Artemis) I've been writing from my BlackBerry so I decided to keep them short.

Two similar things that really bothered me at Artemis on my visit last week.

1. I was standing just outside the stairs, by the girls safes, when one guy came down from a session with a girl and told her he had his money in the locker and went after it. He left the girl standing by the towels but had no hurry in coming back to her. He stayed in the changing room laughing and making loud-voiced jokes with his friends. The girl had to wait for at least five minutes, maybe more, before he came back and paid her and you could really see how sad it made her. The guy afterwards made a "high five" to one of his buddys.

2. One girl slipped when going from the stairs and in to the entrance of the changing room where they fetch towels. She were naked with only high heels and her purse. She landed on her right arm / hand and right buttock on the floor and probably it did'nt felt good. Two guys right behind her just looked at each other and laughed, none of them helped her up.

Just had to tell this.

Norjan[/QUOTE]

Hi guys, thanks for this invaluable thread.

Any girls you can reccomend with an hourglass body, perfect tits, like this babe?

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[QUOTE=ArtemisVisit;1221950]Anything special going on this week to avoid (e. G. Fruit / fish festival)?[/QUOTE]Nothing special this week. Business as usual.

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1221619]Norjan.

Totally ghosh, inconsiderate behaviour.

Antonia recently fell over in the new boots near the swimming pool. Landed smack on her bum. I did assist. And offered to rub her bruised anatomy until it felt better, at no charge to her. She declined but then came for a mutual rub and chat at the base of the stairs.

There is something about a group mentality that makes some people impolite.

Makes gentleman like you look all the more impressive.

BSK.[/QUOTE] (Impressive, that's the word Fatima used about my skills in bed).

Antonia, you forgot to offer her a lollipop.

Norjan

While the girls on Artemis's site are all very pretty, it seems few have large boobs. Any suggestions to a boob lover? I plan to be there next week!

[QUOTE=Jongraham;1222456]While the girls on Artemis's site are all very pretty, it seems few have large boobs. Any suggestions to a boob lover? I plan to be there next week![/QUOTE]No one specifically but go have a look. The pics on the homepage are not particularly representative of what the girls look like. As long as you are okay with silicon I think you will find some well endowed girls there.

AM

[QUOTE=Jongraham;1222456]While the girls on Artemis's site are all very pretty, it seems few have large boobs. Any suggestions to a boob lover? I plan to be there next week![/QUOTE]
Well, a stroll down Art's Mammery Lane would include:

Jenna, blond, German, late 20, very very nice.
Sunny, black hair, early 20s, lots of tats, fishnet stockings, don't know, but got some good reports,
Ruby, dark brunnette, Hungarian. 30s we don't click unfortunately, very business like.
Eva, blond German, no kissing. 20s, has a fishnet halter top but she's sexy.
Shelby tall black hair and Luzia short, blond if they are there, Czech, early 20s, very nice.
Natalie, black hair, mid 20s, Bulgarian, very nice.
Marketa, Shiva, maybe not as big, but well proportioned for their diminutive body size.

There are some others with gimundous, ridiculous (IMHO) scarey, engineered boobs that may well double as anti-aircraft guns.

You can always ask at the upstairs bar for the bar maids to point out who is who if you have trouble locating. No way to know who will be there on a given night, but you can also ring say around 20:00 and ask, if that is an issue, as most of the above are on evening shift. That should keep your hands busy.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1222502]Jenna. Blond, German, late 20, very very nice.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Slim body, very very large boobs. Unfortunately no chance to meet her next week. She will leave A this weekend. She's going to pimp her breasts again and will be back in 2012.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1222505]Yeah. Slim body, very very large boobs. Unfortunately no chance to meet her next week. She will leave A this weekend. She's going to pimp her breasts again and will be back in 2012.[/QUOTE]A picture of Jenna from the erotic messa. She is the one standing on the guy's right with the leopard print dress.

AM

[QUOTE=Cryo73; 1221222]Rofl. Reminds me of a taxi-ride I took to Monrouge. The stern taxidriver asks me if Norwegians are catholics and if I'm in Berlin to visit the many museums. My reply was something like; Sure, I'm here to penetrate deeply into the german culture.

I'm not sure he was too pleased with the answer. 8).

Anyway, don't expect too much, and things usually work out for the better.

Cheers,

C[/QUOTE]Haha being a Norwegian myself, I had a laugh reading your comment. NO, we are not catholics, and NO there are other aspects of the german culture that is more memorable than some paintings on a wall!

Jenna:70 F, her last working day is next Sunday, very good service, KFG 34, 1.62 m, [url]http://www.lodderweiber.com/details.php?image_id=8046&mode=1[/url]

Katharina: German girl. 1,70. 1,75 m, big breasts, brown hair, medium Service, KFG ca. 36.

Talysa: Black hair, she comes from Egypt or Orient, now the biggest breasts in artemis, good service, big lips, hollow back, ca. 1,60 m.

Chiara: German / Poland, short hair, big tattoo on the back, small ca. 1,55-1, 60 m, good service.

[QUOTE=Jongraham;1222456]While the girls on Artemis's site are all very pretty, it seems few have large boobs. Any suggestions to a boob lover? I plan to be there next week![/QUOTE]There were a a lady present on my last visit that had even bigger tits than Jenna. Dark hair, red corset. Loooked like it was footballs placed under her skin. Don't know her name. Actually looked like a cartoon.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1222672]There were a a lady present on my last visit that had even bigger tits than Jenna. Dark hair, red corset. Loooked like it was footballs placed under her skin. Don't know her name. Actually looked like a cartoon.

Norjan[/QUOTE]There's a girl I saw many times, blonde, big boobs, big ass, and everything, enormous synthetic lips that makes her look a mix between miss piggy and a transvestite. I always wonder who would pay to go with a girl like that. But probably some do, and maybe she is the sweetest of the gang. I'll never know, for sure.

Kimino, officially starting the countdown for next Berlin visit.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1222715]There's a girl I saw many times, blonde, big boobs, big ass, and everything, enormous synthetic lips that makes her look a mix between miss piggy and a transvestite. I always wonder who would pay to go with a girl like that. But probably some do, and maybe she is the sweetest of the gang. I'll never know, for sure.Kimino, officially starting the countdown for next Berlin visit.[/QUOTE]She is known as Frankenstein Barbi, a product of serious engineering, gone awry. She may well be sweet, but some unknown things are better left unknown.

Kimino, all the girls of Berlin are abstaining til you arrive, so their hormone levels will be at their peak. I would make a (w)hore moan joke here, but the ISG thought police bans the word....

Arrived tonight at 20:30. There were plenty of girls. 30 available and the rooms were mostly full. Most of the girls look like models, have nice skin, long legs, petite bodies, normal / small tits and firm but skinny asses. The thing is that I prefer more curves, rounded asses, larger tits and nice faces. Yet not fat, or too droopy or spread tits. In this League I saw approx 4-5 fuckable ladies. The rest were uninteresting for me beyond chatting.

The best place to scout the girls is in the ground floor staircase as stated before. I personally feel the whole naked girl experience is worth the 80e.

My first selection was Jasmine from germany. We never hit it off and there was really poor chemistry. I should have ended it at once. She toyed with my dick, with hands and mouth, bu that really did little for me. It took while to work up some wood. She gave a really unenthusiastic BJ. After that we grinded in various positions, but I was never close to cumming. In the end I gave up, and she was not very happy with that. She called me crazy, I payed her and moved on.

Face 7, Body 8, Performance 3. No repeat.

The next girl was Masha, from Russia. We clicked at once, and crashed in the sofas waiting for a room. We DFK and fondled each other, telling jokes and just fooling around. We entered the Safari room. Masha gave a great BJ with nice enthusiasm. Her pussy looks amazing, with nice extrovert symmetrical pussy lips. After the foreplay we shagged all over the bed. I could have gone for at least for the full hour, or saved myself for the next girl. However I unloaded inside of her.

Face 8, Body 9, Performance 9. Repeat.

I have to say the food was terrible. Other than that it is a really nice scene.

A note of warning to newcomers. Beware to read this entire thread. From the beginning I had great anticipation and hardy ons from reading this stuff. But in the end I became really acquainted with the routine. It can take some of the magic away. Artemis should not be read, it should be experienced.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1222715]There's a girl I saw many times, blonde, big boobs, big ass, and everything, enormous synthetic lips that makes her look a mix between miss piggy and a transvestite. I always wonder who would pay to go with a girl like that. But probably some do, and maybe she is the sweetest of the gang. I'll never know, for sure.

Kimino, officially starting the countdown for next Berlin visit.[/QUOTE]That is Talysa!

Some pice on the website:

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=91&langswitch_lang=de[/url]

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1222730]She is known as Frankenstein Barbi[/QUOTE]Or known as Nicky from Hungary.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1222715]There's a girl I saw many times, blonde, big boobs, big ass, and everything, enormous synthetic lips that makes her look a mix between miss piggy and a transvestite. I always wonder who would pay to go with a girl like that. But probably some do, and maybe she is the sweetest of the gang. I'll never know, for sure.

Kimino, officially starting the countdown for next Berlin visit.[/QUOTE]Have to check with U.

She got the left arm full with tattoos,

Well if that's the one I did here, and well she's not that bad, well above an average FKK session and a sweet girl.

Not much for repeating but I wouldn't mind doing here again and the lips looks damn god when she got something in her mouth, and she knows how to use them hehe.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1222769]Or known as Nicky from Hungary.[/QUOTE]Yes the woman we search for is Nicky (not Talysa, sorry for my mistake)

I've not read exactly!

[QUOTE=ArtemisVisit;1222749]I have to say the food was terrible.[/QUOTE]Food wasn't terrible. It was above Artemis average. Never call Artemis food terrible, if you haven't tasted Artemis beef patties.

Dear guys,

I have been in Artemis once and liked the girls and the atmosphere very much. I have been with a Turkish girl who was very passionate and friendly. Her name is Berna, bronze skin, black hair, tatoos on her back, big tities.

Altoug I am satisfied wih Artemis generally I would like to try other similar places. Are these kind of places existing around Berlin? Just the name would be enough, I know and do not want o disturb the thread for Artemis.

[QUOTE=Serenda Lover; 1223226]Dear guys,

I have been in Artemis once and liked the girls and the atmosphere very much. I have been with a Turkish girl who was very passionate and friendly. Her name is Berna, bronze skin, black hair, tatoos on her back, big tities.

Altoug I am satisfied wih Artemis generally I would like to try other similar places. Are these kind of places existing around Berlin? Just the name would be enough, I know and do not want o disturb the thread for Artemis.[/QUOTE]Sorry, no other FKK in Berlin. Plenty of apartment bordellos, sex kinos, massage parlours, a couple of flat rate clubs and a gang bang club or two though. See the Berlin thread for more on all of this.

For other FKK action you will have to travel over to Frankfurt or Dusseldorf.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1223232]Sorry, no other FKK in Berlin. Plenty of apartment bordellos, sex kinos, massage parlours, a couple of flat rate clubs and a gang bang club or two though. See the Berlin thread for more on all of this.

For other FKK action you will have to travel over to Frankfurt or Dusseldorf.

AM[/QUOTE]Angus Magee;

Thank you for the info. Just a last question; when I was in Artemis I met with a Russian girl. She is tall, has bronze skin, blue eyes, black long hair, almost 21-23 years old, great legs (she wore a black garter). Can you catch her name, or ca you recommend other Russian, Polis girls from Artemis.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Serenda Lover; 1223237]Angus Magee;

Thank you for the info. Just a last question; when I was in Artemis I met with a Russian girl. She is tall, has bronze skin, blue eyes, black long hair, almost 21-23 years old, great legs (she wore a black garter). Can you catch her name, or ca you recommend other Russian, Polis girls from Artemis.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Sorry I am not so much up on the girls at the moment. Maybe someone else knows her? Charlie123?

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1223250]Sorry I am not so much up on the girls at the moment. Maybe someone else knows her? Charlie123?

AM[/QUOTE]Sorry, doesn't ring any bells with me. Perhaps the one that Kimino's friend fell for a few months ago? Kimino?

C

[QUOTE=Serenda Lover; 1223237]. When I was in Artemis I met with a Russian girl. She is tall, has bronze skin, blue eyes, black long hair, almost 21-23 years old, great legs (she wore a black garter). Can you catch her name, or ca you recommend other Russian, Polis girls from Artemis.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Description fits Valeria. She also has tats on her upper arm, no? Beautiful face and a supermodel chassis. She used to work at GT but has moved on to Artemis now. I first did her at GT. Restrictive service with no DATY allowed. So I cannot recommend.

I can however recommend another Russian beauty at Artemis and that's Belinda. Even taller than Valeria, gorgeous face, dark blond hair, supermodel looks and complete package in terms of service and personality. She can seem distant and detached in the bar area but if you establish a connection with her there, the rest of the time is bliss. High risk of addiction.

[QUOTE=Woof Woof;1223353]Description fits Valeria. She also has tats on her upper arm, no? . Restrictive service with no DATY allowed. So I cannot recommend.[/QUOTE]Sweet tits like small pears. One tat on her upper left arm, kyrillic letters, didn't try to read. I agree, definitely no recommendation.

[QUOTE=Woof Woof; 1223353]Description fits Valeria. She also has tats on her upper arm, no? Beautiful face and a supermodel chassis. She used to work at GT but has moved on to Artemis now. I first did her at GT. Restrictive service with no DATY allowed. So I cannot recommend.

I can however recommend another Russian beauty at Artemis and that's Belinda. Even taller than Valeria, gorgeous face, dark blond hair, supermodel looks and complete package in terms of service and personality. She can seem distant and detached in the bar area but if you establish a connection with her there, the rest of the time is bliss. High risk of addiction.[/QUOTE]Hello, Woof;

Thank you for the reply and recommendation. Yes it seems that she is Valeria. As I wrote; I only met with Valeria however did no go with her as she was busy. A friend of mine has also done her and he was satisfied, that was the reason I asked it. So I get it, I will stay away from here!

Do you have other Polish, Russian or Czech girls in your list to recommend from Artemis excluding Belinda, I will definitely try her.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1223232]Sorry, no other FKK in Berlin. Plenty of apartment bordellos, sex kinos, massage parlours, a couple of flat rate clubs and a gang bang club or two though. See the Berlin thread for more on all of this.

AM[/QUOTE]Dear Angus,

Which FKK club is the closest one to Artemis altough it is not located in Berlin. I am in Berlin and would like to try another club than Artemis. I heard that there is a club in Leipzig.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Serenda Lover; 1223559]Which FKK club is the closest one to Artemis altough it is not located in Berlin. I am in Berlin and would like to try another club than Artemis. I heard that there is a club in Leipzig. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

A driven man who will need to drive. Well the whole bloody country's FKK scene is mapped in several places, eg. Searching for isaw-db (dot) com / map_de. Html. Or FKK clubs Germany etc. There are extensive comments on all in the ISG threads, and surely the Frankfurt area is a target rich environment.

"Close" is a function of time and money. You could get a cheap flight to Frankfurt and do the big 3 Palace, Oase, World, or the newish but prob not as good Mainhattan or Sharks in Darmstadt, in slightly more time than driving to Leipzig for what will be underwhelming talent to be sure. Hamburg also has some options, as in the mythical Atlantis-though I have never been, no good reliable reviews.

There are some other Berlin options small FKK bars like La Folie, or the expensive Villa Bel Ami about 5 kms west of Artemis. The Bar Rouge in Mitte remains a mystery on the Forum.

But I mean if you just want great sex, a change of pace, and no hassles, hit the private bordellos in Berlin. Probably 50-100 ladies who would keep you busy. Not clear what is gained by all the stress, but such is the nature of obsessions. One man's obsession is another man*s good session. I would plow the lovely, affordable fields here in Berlin before I started running all over Deutschland or even the Globe of Zurich fame.

In plainer English, do some reading and googling. And close is relative. There is nothing I would call close.

But a big quality FKK needs customers and lots of them. Thus the big clubs are near to places where these customers work and / or live. There may well be some small sauna clubs in smaller centers (Liepzig) but nothing on the scale of Artemis, Oase Palace et. al.

Really each of the major clubs are represented here on the board by a thread which is packed full of info.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1223321]Sorry, doesn't ring any bells with me. Perhaps the one that Kimino's friend fell for a few months ago? Kimino?

C[/QUOTE]Oooopss, sorry about that, saw the message late!

Ciao Charlie. Yep, I do remember my friend saying something about a Russian girl, but.

Can hardly remember my friends name. Ahaha.

Best!

Kimino, counting. 10.

Plenty of girls on view this weekend at Artemis. My favourite flame told me that there were 120 girls in action (I didn't count) and that business was slow because of a shortage of locals. She also said that the customers who remained were not of the best quality. So she was pleased to see me! I found it difficult to branch out into uncharted territory but saw one new girl. A 28 year old Hungarian with mid-brown long hair and a nice curvy figure. Called, I think, Lynette (or something like this). She has only been at Artemis 3 months and provided an excellent GFE. I was lucky to find her as she came out of the girls locker room. I had to pick her up by the stairs. As soon as we entered the lounge together to sit on a sofa some other guy came up to her and tried to take her away from me! She has a number of very regular customers already, so she told me.

[QUOTE=London Traveller;1223694]Plenty of girls on view this weekend at Artemis. My favourite flame told me that there were 120 girls in action (I didn't count) and that business was slow because of a shortage of locals. She also said that the customers who remained were not of the best quality. So she was pleased to see me! I found it difficult to branch out into uncharted territory but saw one new girl. A 28 year old Hungarian with mid-brown long hair and a nice curvy figure. Called, I think, Lynette (or something like this). She has only been at Artemis 3 months and provided an excellent GFE. I was lucky to find her as she came out of the girls locker room. I had to pick her up by the stairs. As soon as we entered the lounge together to sit on a sofa some other guy came up to her and tried to take her away from me! She has a number of very regular customers already, so she told me.[/QUOTE]Lynette has beem at Artemis a lot longer than 3 months. I first went with her a year ago. Good performer, quite a dirty girl.

C

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1223745]Lynette has beem at Artemis a lot longer than 3 months. I first went with her a year ago. Good performer, quite a dirty girl.

C[/QUOTE]I have always enjoyed how in the world of mongering descriptions and compliments are often the opposite in the "real world"."Quite a dirty girl" is a lovely example and has a certain, if you will excuse the expression,"ring" to it.

Excess.

[QUOTE=Galazy; 1210315]I hope to hit the Artemis on Saturday (several factors permitting) and I've a question about the price of an hour long session with anal. So, an hour session where we have sex twice. Anal both times. Is the total price €220 (€120 for an hour plus €100 extra for anal) or €320 (€120 for an hour plus €200 extra for 2 anal sessions)?

Thank you.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1210722]Well anal is always tricky, if you are expecting 2x25 mins full anal and 10mins of rest. Just forget it, but ensure you don't get only 2x1min anal and pay 100€ for that. Years ago I got into this trap, she promise me anal but would only allow it for a few mins, I only paid 25 extra for it, that was in NRW so different prices.

I would agree with AM. 1 hour with anal should be 120+100 at Artemis.[/QUOTE]Last Wednesday I was at Artemis and my first session was with Daisy (a girl I knew from previous visits). In the room she asked me if I knew the price structure and although I said yes, she begun to explain it again.

Among other prices she mentioned anal 100eur, anal fingering 50eur (I said that I never heard of extra price for anal fingering, but she said that it is a new agreement between girls and the management?). I asked her if she likes anal or is it only for the extra money and how about the price for an hour anal with two pops. She said it will be 2x60 for 1 hour plus 100 for anal.

I am fan of anal but only if the girl also like it and therefor it is not something I do often. After a little DATY and then she giving me BBBJ, I asked her again if she mean it about liking anal and she said yes. After applying some lubricant we started anal right away and as it was my first session I came after 5-7 minuets. Then we chatted and cuddled for 7-10 minuets before she begun giving me BBBJ. Then we started with anal again and this time it was for at least 25 minuets with many positions until I came in a big orgasm.

So was it worth the 220eur? I would say definitely YES, as I could see that it wasn't painful for her and it seemed that she enjoyed it too.

About the price structure for one hour: As other members suggest, it is a good idea to ask the girl in advance, as the girls may have different understanding of the prices.

NB: I was at Artemis also Thursday and Friday. Will write a report as soon as I get some spare time.

[QUOTE=Excess; 1223864]I have always enjoyed how in the world of mongering descriptions and compliments are often the opposite in the "real world"."Quite a dirty girl" is a lovely example and has a certain, if you will excuse the expression,"ring" to it.

Excess.[/QUOTE]Exactly.

We inhabit an upside-down twilight zone, where 'A really filthy slag' is about the highest compliment one could pay a girl.

C

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1224226]. Where 'A really filthy slag' is about the highest compliment one could pay a girl.

C[/QUOTE]Not entirely in contra-distinction: nor the girl could pay a higher compliment to you, Charlie.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1223745]Lynette has beem at Artemis a lot longer than 3 months. I first went with her a year ago. Good performer, quite a dirty girl.

C[/QUOTE]Well, she told me that she had been there 3 months. Maybe the time has flown by really quickly! I can see that she is your type. Maybe not the best looker in the bar but a good performer in the room. With me I wouldn't say that she was 'dirty' but she was definitely enthusiastic.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1224226]Exactly.

We inhabit an upside-down twilight zone, where 'A really filthy slag' is about the highest compliment one could pay a girl.

C[/QUOTE]Thought this was a timely short comedic discusion on really dirty girls, other wise known as s l u t s.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jaiMzLhliA[/url]

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1224575]Thought this was a timely short comedic discusion on really dirty girls, other wise known as s l you t s.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jaiMzLhliA[/url]

AM[/QUOTE]Guys, click on this link! This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever watched. It's almost like the guy can read my mind.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1224226]Exactly.

We inhabit an upside-down twilight zone, where 'A really filthy slag' is about the highest compliment one could pay a girl.

C[/QUOTE]And not to forget, also a genuine term of endearment. .

E.

Hi

The Artmeis website is showing the Christmas meal / party to be on 16th Dec (this coming Friday). Does anybody know if this is correct?

Because for the last 4 years (of which I've attended 2) it's been on Saturday (never Friday)

Dam! If it's Friday because I arrive (from London) on Saturday morning.

[QUOTE=Skristel; 1226000]Hi

The Artmeis website is showing the Christmas meal / party to be on 16th Dec (this coming Friday). Does anybody know if this is correct?

Because for the last 4 years (of which I've attended 2) it's been on Saturday (never Friday)

Dam! If it's Friday because I arrive (from London) on Saturday morning.[/QUOTE]I would imagine if they made a mistake on their web page as to the date they would have figured it out by now. So I guess the party is on Friday. You could always call the front desk.

AM

Could someone let me know whether DEEP THROAT KISSING (DFK) is offered as standard by the girls at artemis assuming of course they are comfortable with you. As a guide at fkk oase DFK is virtually universally provided by the girls whereas at fkk palace some girls

do not at all. I am trying to figure out where artemis comes in here on this point? An hour in a room with no tongue action isn't all that great. From reading the forum extensively I cannot seem to find an answer. Thanks mohab

[QUOTE=Mohab; 1226422]Could someone let me know whether DEEP THROAT KISSING (DFK) is offered as standard by the girls at artemis assuming of course they are comfortable with you. As a guide at fkk oase DFK is virtually universally provided by the girls whereas at fkk palace some girls.

Do not at all. I am trying to figure out where artemis comes in here on this point? An hour in a room with no tongue action isn't all that great. From reading the forum extensively I cannot seem to find an answer. Thanks mohab[/QUOTE]Offered yes, but very much a YMMV thing. It is by no means standard and unless you clarify before heading to the room you are likely to be disappointed.

AM

Not every girl is offering it, better ask before commiting.

From my experience the kisses gets better and more passionate in the second visit etc. Especially if the girl like you as a person.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1226438]Offered yes, but very much a YMMV thing. It is by no means standard and unless you clarify before heading to the room you are likely to be disappointed.

AM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mohab;1226422]Could someone let me know whether DEEP THROAT KISSING (DFK) is offered as standard by the girls at artemis[/QUOTE]Mohab-I do believe you mean deep French kissing. Hence the F in the acronym. This is fairly standard at Artemis, though it is good to ask, perhaps toward the end of a friendly warm up chat.

Deep throat kissing is definitely not standard, and probably quite rare, not to mention difficult to do given the standard length of most tongues I know. Personally, I have never found gagging all that romantic or erotic, but to each his own.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1226744]Mohab-I do believe you mean deep French kissing. This is fairly standard at Artemis, though it is good to ask, perhaps toward the end of a friendly warm up chat.[/QUOTE]IMHO Deep French Kissing isn't standard in Artemis yet. You should definitely ask (or try) before you enter the spiral stair with her.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1226082]I would imagine if they made a mistake on their web page as to the date they would have figured it out by now. So I guess the party is on Friday. You could always call the front desk.

AM[/QUOTE]Thanks Angus,

I called front desk. 16th is correct. I was really looking forward to the red-santa outfit party ambience and booked my trip 4 months in advance with that in mind. CAN'T WIN THEM ALL!

Do you know a Russian girl called Anna (8-9/10, slim, beautiful with porcelain skin / features) that used to work there? She was a nympho-beast in bed. I remember on one occasion she was champagned-up, we french kissed and she dysoned my throat / tongue (I loved it). Is she still there?

Are you or any other forum readers at Artemis on Saturday night (17th Dec)? (maybe say Hello, /hang out)

[QUOTE=Mohab;1226422]Could someone let me know whether DEEP THROAT KISSING (DFK) is offered as standard by the girls at artemis assuming of course they are comfortable with you. As a guide at fkk oase DFK is virtually universally provided by the girls whereas at fkk palace some girls[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure that no girl offers Deep Throat Kissing, but however Deep French Kissing is more or less a standard in Artemis. I DFKed all girls I have been with, but I've always asked them before going up to zimmers. I once turned down a german girl because she didn't do DFK (had a BF). Ask beforehand to be sure if it is important to you.

Apologies I meant french kissing! Maybe I just invented a new sexual abbreviation deep throat kissing! LOL

[QUOTE=Mohab;1226951]Apologies I meant french kissing! Maybe I just invented a new sexual abbreviation deep throat kissing! LOL[/QUOTE]Of all of the FKKs I have been to (six) , Oase has easily been the strongest when it comes to the girls doing DFK. Another reason why Oase is my favorite FKK. That said, this is not something that I usually bargain for before going to a room. It's something that I happen to enjoy so much more when it's just a spontaneous thing between me and the girl. It's so much more satisfying to me that way. I can't tell you how many of the girls (especially the ones at Oase) have just gone for it as soon as we're on the bed and stuck their tongues deep in my mouth! I wish more of the FKK girls would get into DFK in the general areas of the clubs before you go with them to a room, kinda like the Brazilian girls do. It helps to set the mood and the tone of the impending sexual encounter before you actually go to consummate the deed.

[QUOTE=The Cane;1226958]Of all of the FKKs I have been to (six) , Oase has easily been the strongest when it comes to the girls doing DFK. Another reason why Oase is my favorite FKK. That said, this is not something that I usually bargain for before going to a room. It's something that I happen to enjoy so much more when it's just a spontaneous thing between me and the girl. It's so much more satisfying to me that way.[/QUOTE]I could not have said it better myself. Much as I like to kiss a girl to whom I am attracted, if it has to be negotiated, why bother? It does seem that there are many differing opinions as to whether or not DFK is "standard" or not at Artemis. From my point of view I will say again I do not think it is standard, nor should it be. When it happens, and it has happened for me with some regularity, it is so much sweeter.

AM

Actually, we might not want to hear this, but I have been told that for some girls DFK is not as kind a gesture as we would like to think. In their minds, given that they just had someone else's organ in their mouths, psychologically they are actually making you (us) giving head to some stranger. One, in Palace, AFTER a I turned her down, a girl tried to give me a "good-bye, maybe later" kiss, then when I smelled cum in her breath and pulled away. She gave me a smile and I knew what she was thinking.

[QUOTE=The Cane;1226958]Of all of the FKKs I have been to (six) , Oase has easily been the strongest when it comes to the girls doing DFK. Another reason why Oase is my favorite FKK. That said, this is not something that I usually bargain for before going to a room. It's something that I happen to enjoy so much more when it's just a spontaneous thing between me and the girl. It's so much more satisfying to me that way. I can't tell you how many of the girls (especially the ones at Oase) have just gone for it as soon as we're on the bed and stuck their tongues deep in my mouth! I wish more of the FKK girls would get into DFK in the general areas of the clubs before you go with them to a room, kinda like the Brazilian girls do. It helps to set the mood and the tone of the impending sexual encounter before you actually go to consummate the deed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=London Traveller;1223694]She also said that the customers who remained were not of the best quality. So she was pleased to see me![/QUOTE]Hehe, what is that supposed to mean,

We always discuss the girls' quality based on their looks and services.

The girls are also rating us as bad and good quality,

So which type of guys are the best quality. LOL.

LT I supposed you are good quality meat. See you.

Nille

[QUOTE=Stevie69;1227116]Actually, we might not want to hear this, but I have been told that for some girls DFK is not as kind a gesture as we would like to think. In their minds, given that they just had someone else's organ in their mouths, psychologically they are actually making you (us) giving head to some stranger. One, in Palace, AFTER a I turned her down, a girl tried to give me a "good-bye, maybe later" kiss, then when I smelled cum in her breath and pulled away. She gave me a smile and I knew what she was thinking.[/QUOTE]That is sick man,

Then I don't know how many countless dicks I've sucked by DFK the girls. LOL.

Does this applied to DATY too. LOL

[QUOTE=Stevie69;1227116]In their minds, given that they just had someone else's organ in their mouths, psychologically they are actually making you (us) giving head to some stranger. One, in Palace, AFTER a I turned her down, a girl tried to give me a "good-bye, maybe later" kiss, then when I smelled cum in her breath and pulled away. She gave me a smile and I knew what she was thinking.[/QUOTE]Well, generally, I don't think this is a common (cynical) attitude. Maybe at Palace. Ho-ho, here we go again. Must have been unpleasant, I agree, although it has never happened to me. Certainly among serious providers, who want to build a reputation and enjoy repeat customers, I think hygiene is something they always take seriously. And there are any number of good providers at Artemis.

That said, it is wise to be aware at Artemis, that among the bigger clubs at least there is a higher proportion of girls who do not offer kissing.

I understand where Angus and The Cane are coming from, but I myself know what I want from a session, after I've talked to the girl, and always clear my little peccadillos with her in advance. If the answer is no, or there is hesitation (does she look you in the eye when answering?) I simply pass politely. Downside: I've wasted some time. Upside: the girl knows what I am likely to appreciate and can react accordingly.

I don't think you lose much spontaneity. In fact it helps the girls in my opinion. Some say they don't know how to start a session with some guys and misunderstandings arise from ignorance where both in fact have good intentions. I don't really think this is negotiation.

Of course what really pisses you off is when they promise and then don't deliver. Happens seldom, which is one reason I love the FKKs.

[QUOTE=Stevie69;1227116]Actually, we might not want to hear this, but I have been told that for some girls DFK is not as kind a gesture as we would like to think. In their minds, given that they just had someone else's organ in their mouths, psychologically they are actually making you (us) giving head to some stranger. One, in Palace, AFTER a I turned her down, a girl tried to give me a "good-bye, maybe later" kiss, then when I smelled cum in her breath and pulled away. She gave me a smile and I knew what she was thinking.[/QUOTE]Most of the girls I am with will gargle and / or brush their teeth after a monger has spooged in their mouths. Of course, as Puta Playa noted in another thread, few will floss, leaving the prospect of several million squigglies remaining between the teeth and gums :/Hahaha!

Seriously though, as Toscana said, I don't think too many girls are into "spreading the love around" like that. And remember, what goes around comes around. We mongers have had puss and' booties in our mouths too! Which begs the question of how many of you mongers out there brush your teeth and / or gargle before / after a session I wonder?

Nowadays, I do gargle regularly when I'm on a mongering trip after I got ill following my very first Rio vacation. I actually got sick like on the very last day of the journey. Got back and had to take a week off of work to recover I was so sick! Came from deep kissin' on them tutes! Now with the regular gargling to kill germs, no more sickness caused by DFKing for years (talkin' cold / flu like symptoms).

It was a very nice evening yesterday at Artemis. A couple of "pornstars" started performing 10/15 min shows every hour or so startng at around 11.

It wasn't for the show in itself but everybody was involved in this happening, and the general feeling on the club was marvelous. Lots of people around and some queue for the rooms.

Was happy to share this with Rocketboy, Charlie123 and Nebula. Great time with the gang.

This was a 2 day trip to Artemis for me. Lineup was very good. There's quite a few girls coming in from Hamburg lately.

Sessioned with Maya, Ivy, and another that I can't remember but all girls that have been reviewed lots of times.

Went with Natasha, twice, each time for an hour session.

Russian, Blonde casquette. GFE, very geisha style. I recommend and will repeat.

Karoline, from Hamburg. 21yr. Blonde, brown eyes a stunner.

Didn't know what to expect. She is a gentle and sweet girl. I recommend.

Not much to add.

Kimino

Well after a long period of self imposed exile, your humble reporter ventured back to Haus Artemis last night, really mostly to see Kimino and Charlie123. Bro's before Ho's. As luck would have it, it was indeed Porn Star night. There were 2 seriously engineered girls who gyrated around each other for several 15 min shows. They were, I as boob man would admit, somewhat sexy, and did some dildo things, and had inserted 5 meter long ribbons in their snatches, that select members of the audience could pull on in, a kind of reverse fishing sort of way. In the background was an announcer whose erotic, sensuous technique can be heard at any supermarket announcing specials, or a used car lot, or a German VolksFest.

Now, if you go to either of the kino rooms in Artemis, on any given day or night, you can watch all sorts of live sexual practices. So calling this spectacle "porn night" does require a certain leap of imagination. But as Kimino reports, the mood was one of bemusement uber alles.

On the part that really matters, this is of course a taste thing, and mine run to slightly older, curvy women. I have to say my months of staying away have not changed the situation (for me). My earlier comments about how the scene has shifted to young, waify, E- European types remain in force, and (again for me-who lives here, and has the time, and has his highly trained favorites) Artemis is just not the compelling "must" it once was. But duty calls so, I zimmed with a very attractive albeit young (RB has very strict rules and tastes than he throws immediately out the window when necessary) thin, German, dark haired girl Anna. I waited way over an hour for her to get free and it was a major project. But we did not click. Too many "can't touch" her gorgeous but freshly constructed breasts or can't do this or that, very business like, just no good vibe so I stopped midway through and said let's just bail on this. I do hate it when girls are in the game but probably should not be or at least wait a decent interval, post surgery. You can just hear the konto filling up. I was in no mood to just cum for the hell of it and decided to stand down.

While waiting for all this to get organized, I had been approached by another newbee, German, Holly, dark long hair, very pretty face, voluptuous, just RBs type but said I had already made a termin, but who knows maybe later. Luckily, later became sooner, she was free immediately as I came down the stairs and off we went. Very nice time. In addition to thrills and chills, Holly used to work at the mythical Bel Ami (see Berlin thread). She had some interesting stories of when it was in its hayday, but she prefers the most constant income and less pressure to drink scene at Artemis. The old Bel Ami management of sorts has indeed relocated to right beside Mon-Rouge and is still fixing that venue up. The more famous Bel Ami house had gone down hill for years, and will re-open as has been reported on the Berlin thread. We shall see.

Anyway, always great to see K and Charlie123 and it was particularly gratifying to listen to them try to explain, seasoned pros that they are, that during one of their Monger Safaris, they mistakenly entered a transvestite bar, that they only noticed was so, after some passage of time. Of course. Probably the massive, oddly shaped clitoris gave them a hint. (Just kidding they are heteros thru and thru in case their ever wives read this).

Nevertheless (and I know others will disagree) , I still find my select Berlin bordello stable more satisfying than the factory scene at Artemis, and it will be a long while before I return. K and I had a talk about sex-where you can have fun, quick orgasms with girls at Artemis, where it is of course pleasant, and then you hop up and prance down the stairs. But the whole atmosphere and more importantly the team does not lend itself to the real deal (yes yes IMHO, for me) , that feeling where 2 bodies are 1, where you just don't know where you end and she begins, and where afterwards, it is a massive emptying of the balls, where your body from head to toe seems to collapse and then rush out your shaft, to the point where the endorphins flow for a long time afterwards, walking is difficult, and you just float, lying next to a wondrous being who feels the same way. Yes amigos, that GFE thing. I just find it more than occasionally in the private bordellos and increasingly that is my destination of choice in Berlin.

Good holidays to one and all. RB out.

It's probably not a good idea to floss during a visit as flossing may cause minor gum bleeding; this is not something you want during a DFK.

Just light brushing and a gargle of listerine should do the trick.

[QUOTE=The Cane; 1227263]Most of the girls I am with will gargle and / or brush their teeth after a monger has spooged in their mouths. Of course, as Puta Playa noted in another thread, few will floss, leaving the prospect of several million squigglies remaining between the teeth and gums :/Hahaha!

Seriously though, as Toscana said, I don't think too many girls are into "spreading the love around" like that. And remember, what goes around comes around. We mongers have had puss and' booties in our mouths too! Which begs the question of how many of you mongers out there brush your teeth and / or gargle before / after a session I wonder?

Nowadays, I do gargle regularly when I'm on a mongering trip after I got ill following my very first Rio vacation. I actually got sick like on the very last day of the journey. Got back and had to take a week off of work to recover I was so sick! Came from deep kissin' on them tutes! Now with the regular gargling to kill germs, no more sickness caused by DFKing for years (talkin' cold / flu like symptoms).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Cane;1227263]Seriously though, as Toscana said, I don't think too many girls are into "spreading the love around" like that. And remember, what goes around comes around. We mongers have had puss and' booties in our mouths too! Which begs the question of how many of you mongers out there brush your teeth and / or gargle before / after a session I wonder?[/QUOTE]You are right. I always do that, just bring a small listerine bottle or whatever and keep it in the locker.

Kimino

To me an hour long session without dfk is like turkey without the trimmings or a nice steak and kidney pie without gravy; ie tasteless! During my last visit to oase late August not one girl did not kiss me and I did not have to ask for or initiate it. Hence my next spring

trip is looking more and more like back to the oase. For me personally I cannot fully connect with a beauty either mentally or physically without real kissing as it is for me a prerequisite to any GFE or pse. On the one rare occasion where a girl had hinted kisssing was

alright before we entered the room and then going back on that refusing to kiss I promised her that I would leave the room without paying and that even if she went to the management to complain about me not paying that I told her I would respond by telling her

and all those concerned where to stuff it! Normally this would have been a complete killer to any session but she told me that she found my threats not only hilarious but non threatening and that I was a unique case. She then proceeded to stick her tongue so far

down my mouth it was great. And while she was kissing me she kept stopping and erupting into uncontrolled laughter saying she had never met such a funny customer. Needless to say I gained permission to grab her hair tight and pounded one hard for the lufthansa

flight in which I had touched down earlier in. That is how I would personally turn around a session that looks likes its going nowhere by my double / triple bluff games. With regards to hygiene I always keep a freshen breath spray and a can of lynx dark temptation

deodarant spray in my locker in the superstitious belief it may actually have an effect on the girls. Funnily enough last time I had 5 different girls telling me how nice I smell. With regards to girls hygiene I always follow one simple rule. Regardless of how beautiful a

girl is or how immaculately turned out she is I always get close enough to smell her breath. Last time I turned down a really beautiful moldavian girl at oase because her breath smelt bad. Anyway hope that makes sense mohab

[QUOTE=Mohab; 1227627]To me an hour long session without dfk is like turkey without the trimmings or a nice steak and kidney pie without gravy; ie tasteless! During my last visit to oase late August not one girl did not kiss me and I did not have to ask for or initiate it. Hence my next spring.

Trip is looking more and more like back to the oase. For me personally I cannot fully connect with a beauty either mentally or physically without real kissing as it is for me a prerequisite to any GFE or pse. On the one rare occasion where a girl had hinted kisssing was.

Alright before we entered the room and then going back on that refusing to kiss I promised her that I would leave the room without paying and that even if she went to the management to complain about me not paying that I told her I would respond by telling her.

And all those concerned where to stuff it! Normally this would have been a complete killer to any session but she told me that she found my threats not only hilarious but non threatening and that I was a unique case. She then proceeded to stick her tongue so far.

Down my mouth it was great. And while she was kissing me she kept stopping and erupting into uncontrolled laughter saying she had never met such a funny customer. Needless to say I gained permission to grab her hair tight and pounded one hard for the lufthansa.

Flight in which I had touched down earlier in. That is how I would personally turn around a session that looks likes its going nowhere by my double / triple bluff games. With regards to hygiene I always keep a freshen breath spray and a can of lynx dark temptation.

Deodarant spray in my locker in the superstitious belief it may actually have an effect on the girls. Funnily enough last time I had 5 different girls telling me how nice I smell. With regards to girls hygiene I always follow one simple rule. Regardless of how beautiful a

Girl is or how immaculately turned out she is I always get close enough to smell her breath. Last time I turned down a really beautiful moldavian girl at oase because her breath smelt bad. Anyway hope that makes sense mohab[/QUOTE]Hard to see how one can get a GFE with that type of attitude.

Well if a girl promises to do something and then on entering the room goes back on her word I find the best way to deal with such a situation is in an unorthadox manner. If she's doing that trick with me then doubtless she is repeating it with every other guy. Where.

Most customers would take the authoritarian stance ie you are wrong I am right and I will complain to the management my approach is to take a humane approach by letting her know that I do want what is promised and she won't get away with it or I will walk out.

However then going off on a completely unrelated humorous matter making her feel relaxed in the hope she will then swing around and start kissing as we agreed. Its a double bluff as she is expecting a standard response as she does from every guy she promises to do.

Something outside the room then only to go back on it. Luckily in the instance where it occured to me playing double bluff worked a treat as the girl found it funny whilst at the time a certain amount of respect was now mutually earnt from her to me so the session.

Thankfully went down a treat. How else do you act when cornered like that? Thankfully it is very rare in fkk!

[QUOTE=Mohab; 1227678]Well if a girl promises to do something and then on entering the room goes back on her word I find the best way to deal with such a situation is in an unorthadox manner. If she's doing that trick with me then doubtless she is repeating it with every other guy. Where.

Most customers would take the authoritarian stance ie you are wrong I am right and I will complain to the management my approach is to take a humane approach by letting her know that I do want what is promised and she won't get away with it or I will walk out.

However then going off on a completely unrelated humorous matter making her feel relaxed in the hope she will then swing around and start kissing as we agreed. Its a double bluff as she is expecting a standard response as she does from every guy she promises to do.[/QUOTE]You complain to management for rip off attempts, lack of service such as no sex, something that truely smacks as 'wrong'. Not kissing the way you expect her to kiss is a very minor matter. If you go to the front desk for a kissing issue you might end up ruining the rest of your day at the club, word will get around that you complained for something so minor. You want to make sure the girl kiss's to your standard, refuse to go to the room until she gives you one. If she insists only in the room then get one right before your about to walk into the room. If she refuses to kiss after your in the room, no mind game will get her to change her mind, she's already got your money.

In the instance that this happened to me it was oase last April. It was with a really beautiful blonde rumanian girl whose name I now forget. In my report of last April you will see some reference to her. In this situation we had been very comfortable with each other.

Outside of the room plenty of chemistry etc. We had to wait a good 40mins for a room on a busy sat night and during this time she basically told me her life story and all was well. I had made it very clear to her outside of the room that I thought she was very beautiful.

And that I really wanted to kiss during the session on top of the usual sexual stuff. She was very clear that this was no problem. 5 mins after entering the room the games started. No kissing I save that for my 50 year old partner who runs a big company whom I met at.

Oase and doesn't mind me doing this etc etc. I told her that she had promised with no reply. Following a little more talk I told her I was leaving because 1) she blatently lied to me and 2) I don't like to spend intimate time with a girl with no kissing. As I was about to leave.

The room (bearing in mind taking into account the time she had spent with me waiting for a room it was now nearly one hour) she stopped me and started laughing. She told me she had never met such a funny guy in an fkk and then passionately kissed me for an hour.

In the room in addition to the sexual intimacies. Are there any lessons to be learnt here?(in case anyone is wondering kissing is not my top reason for visiting an fkk i go to have sex with beautiful girls in a relaxed atmosphere however dfk is like the icing on the cake)

[QUOTE=Mohab;1227724]In the instance that this happened to me it was oase last April. Are there any lessons to be learnt here?(in case anyone is wondering kissing is not my top reason[/QUOTE]Ok this settles it. I wouldn't kiss any of you guys.

Now last I heard this was an Artemis forum. Who kissed who how at other FKKs-well, I shall wait for the movie. The subject of how useful it is, just before you zimmer, to have a signals check with a girl has been covered 1000 times. I believe it is time to move on, or take this up using PMs.

[QUOTE=Mohab;1227627]To me an hour long session without dfk is like turkey without the trimmings or a nice steak and kidney pie without gravy; ie tasteless![/QUOTE]I don't understand why you are so fussy about DFK,

Don't you have a girlfriend to kiss?

You get nothing of out of the girl if she doesn't feel like kissing you.

Seduce her and let it comes naturally.

My first question when I joined this forum almost a year ago was about the mysterious Artemis VIP room. I haven't yet booked that room (and am not planning to in the future.) But, here's a few pieces of information I've gathered over time. Beware that I haven't heard these directly from the management but from various girls over time and am probably misremembering parts of it.

* VIP room is a bigger than the regular Zimmers and features a bigger bed and a jacuzzi.

* You need to buy at least one bottle of champagne to able to use it.

* It costs 200EUR per hour excluding the usual rate you pay to the girl.

* And, (this is the part I find most hard to believe, but one girl was insistent about it whatever the reason) You can stay in the VIP room even after the closing hour of 5 AM, if the girl is willing.

As a side note, although I'm spending the holiday season in Berlin, I won't be able to visit Artemis for a few weeks due to medical reasons. So, I propose a ban on people posting mouth watering reports till January. (-:

[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1228086]* VIP room is a bigger than the regular Zimmers and features a bigger bed and a jacuzzi.

* You need to buy at least one bottle of champagne to able to use it.

* It costs 200EUR per hour excluding the usual rate you pay to the girl.

* And, (this is the part I find most hard to believe, but one girl was insistent about it whatever the reason) You can stay in the VIP room even after the closing hour of 5 AM, if the girl is willing.[/QUOTE]I can relate to these information, I've seen it.

There is ensuite toilet, sofa area and a small bar area.

The last point sounds reasonable if you pay the VIP room and the girl / girls so why not. You can sleep in there too if you want.

[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1228086]* And, (this is the part I find most hard to believe, but one girl was insistent about it whatever the reason) You can stay in the VIP room even after the closing hour of 5 AM, if the girl is willing.[/QUOTE]Why not? You can sleep in the regular zimmers in eg FKK world or Harem as well if you pay for? Why don't spend the night there with one of the beautiful girls, if you pay for?

Hi.

I have been in Artemis couple of times and have great time there during the weekends. I've got a question. I was thinking about going there before Christmas (this Tuesday or Wednesday) , do you think it is worth it? Are there going to be a lot of girls like in the weekends? Thanks for the answer.

[QUOTE=Michal69;1228207]Are there going to be a lot of girls like in the weekends?[/QUOTE]A lot of girls spend the holidays at home, which means abroad for some of them. Therefore, the number of girls will be smaller than at the weekend. The week before Christmas will be a calm one (less girls, less mongers) , but Artemis will be worth a visit, of course.

I have never been to Berlin or Artemis before, but I have a good deal of experience in Frankfurt's Palace and Oase. I like to try new things, if they seem worthwhile, so I am considering going to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my upcoming trip in February (Feb 16. 21).

I am interested in the opinions of those veterans who have been to both Artemis as well as Oase and Palace, as to which club has the best line up, and whether there is any chance that I will be disappointed at Artemis, compared to the line up at the Frankfurt area FKK's.

And if I do go to Berlin to try out Artemis this time, which are the best other bordellos, apartments or options to try?

If any of you guys have read my posts on the Kiev thread, or about my visits to Oase or Goldentime Vienna FKK's, you know I post detailed reports, often with juicy details, so your input will be put to good use. Will I regret choosing to go to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my next trip?

LJ

[QUOTE=Liljoey; 1228929]I have never been to Berlin or Artemis before, but I have a good deal of experience in Frankfurt's Palace and Oase. I like to try new things, if they seem worthwhile, so I am considering going to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my upcoming trip in February (Feb 16. 21).

I am interested in the opinions of those veterans who have been to both Artemis as well as Oase and Palace, as to which club has the best line up, and whether there is any chance that I will be disappointed at Artemis, compared to the line up at the Frankfurt area FKK's.

And if I do go to Berlin to try out Artemis this time, which are the best other bordellos, apartments or options to try?[/QUOTE]Liljoey, I can recommend you pay a visit to Artemis FKK, it's more expensive than Palace and Oase.

The line-up is a pair with Hessen, maybe Palace is a little better.

Quite many girls at Artemis, so I'm sure you'll find someone, you will not be disappointed!

Other options are bordello like:

Liberty.

MonRouge.

Van Kampen.

Kamilla Dee

Royal

[QUOTE=Liljoey; 1228929]I have never been to Berlin or Artemis before, but I have a good deal of experience in Frankfurt's Palace and Oase. I like to try new things, if they seem worthwhile, so I am considering going to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my upcoming trip in February (Feb 16. 21).

I am interested in the opinions of those veterans who have been to both Artemis as well as Oase and Palace, as to which club has the best line up, and whether there is any chance that I will be disappointed at Artemis, compared to the line up at the Frankfurt area FKK's.

And if I do go to Berlin to try out Artemis this time, which are the best other bordellos, apartments or options to try?

If any of you guys have read my posts on the Kiev thread, or about my visits to Oase or Goldentime Vienna FKK's, you know I post detailed reports, often with juicy details, so your input will be put to good use. Will I regret choosing to go to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my next trip?

LJ[/QUOTE]Hi LJ,

First of all many thanks for all your efforts in Kiev. I do not follow that closely all the time but I do recognise that you write some pretty damned detailed reports over there. If I am ever in Kiev (a dream of mine) I hope that you are still posting there.

In one way I wonder if I am the best guy to answer this. I tend to be a realist and say there is always the possibility of disappointment in an FKK visit. One needs some game, cash of course, and a measure of good luck in any adventure like this. The last element is, of course, somewhat under your control but this control is some times, in my opinion, illusory. But I am sure that you understand this. Just had to throw it in there. I also can not speak to Palace and my Oase experience is limited to one (fantastic) visit.

I would say Artemis is a pretty safe bet if you can chose your night. Slower nights (Su, Mo, Tues, Wed-which is Dessous Tag) have their good points but the volume of hotties is not as great as Th, Fri. And Sat. Evening. For me this all means that there are more than enough hotties and with a little perseverance, not too much hesitation, one will not walk away unsatisfied. You do have to be on your toes though as Artemis is a big city bordello and not all the girls have your best interest at heart. If you catch my meaning.

The detailed analysis I will leave to others. I am guessing that you are experienced enough to know that slower nights can be better etc, depending upon your own reaction to big crowds of white robed tripods all vying for the attention of the hot ones. Of course, if you have the cash, they, the hot ones, will find you. ;)

What I always tell gents asking about Berlin is that the main advantage is that Artemis may be the only FKK in town but there are plenty of apartment bordellos and these are not to be over looked. Have a look at the Berlin thread, in particular Kimino's and Charlie 123's Berlin tour reports. Also you may want to check out my own blog, [url]www.angusmagee.com[/url]

By Kimino's reckoning Royal is currently the most consistent line up but I am sure others are worth a visit. I do not want to get to much into this here as it is the Artemis thread.

Good Luck and do keep us posted.

AM

[QUOTE=Liljoey; 1228929]I have never been to Berlin or Artemis before, but I have a good deal of experience in Frankfurt's Palace and Oase. I like to try new things, if they seem worthwhile, so I am considering going to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my upcoming trip in February (Feb 16. 21).

I am interested in the opinions of those veterans who have been to both Artemis as well as Oase and Palace, as to which club has the best line up, and whether there is any chance that I will be disappointed at Artemis, compared to the line up at the Frankfurt area FKK's.[/QUOTE]You say you know GT in Vienna. I have not been there for a number of years, but I think GT has many similarities with Artemis in terms of size, atmosphere. More and superior rooms in Artemis, better wet area at Artemis. Artemis usually has a good line-up, and I am assuming GT still does too. But I would say that the line-up is superior at Oase (and World). I can't comment on Palace as I don't visit any more.

Otherwise, as the Artemis and Berlin threads show, there are plenty of alternatives. Great city too of course. I would give it a go. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Liljoey; 1228929]I have never been to Berlin or Artemis before, but I have a good deal of experience in Frankfurt's Palace and Oase. I like to try new things, if they seem worthwhile, so I am considering going to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my upcoming trip in February (Feb 16. 21).

I am interested in the opinions of those veterans who have been to both Artemis as well as Oase and Palace, as to which club has the best line up, and whether there is any chance that I will be disappointed at Artemis, compared to the line up at the Frankfurt area FKK's. Will I regret choosing to go to Berlin instead of Frankfurt on my next trip?

LJ[/QUOTE]Hi LJ. Nille and Angus have it about right. I have been to all these clubs and I would say that in some ways, your taste in women is the key decisive thing. I tend toward the more voluptuous, slightly older, and more than average (if not much more) pretty faces. I have been consistently underwhelmed and disappointed (purely on the choice of women front. Forget about facilities, outdoor atmosphere vs indoor etc.) at Oase and World (and GT). I know some of the mongers at the Arts thread and they prefer younger, thin, waiffy spinnerettes and thus their tastes naturally influence their recommendations. Charlie123 ran a contest some time back ranking the biggies. And Artemis scored high. Though I have not been in over a year) I found the Palace choices always pretty good, and have never been bothered at all by the shark blah blah. It's just that I live in Berlin. Oddly, the Hessisch culture is a little more lively and outgoing vs more reserved Prussian Berlin, but Artemis, maybe because it is bigger, feels lighter somehow. The Palace is a slicker operation, with better food, but Artemis has perhaps a better vibe-mongers mingle more.

But really it is simple. Artemis is a big club, surely you will find some reasonable options, at least Thurs-Sat. The thing about Berlin is there are also a lot of really good private bordellos (probably more than in FFM) , well worth the hassle of looking at their website, making a plan, calling ahead etc. Just turning up can be done, but it does reduce the odds if you have more specific tastes, and I don't recommend it. They are all fairly close together and easy to reach via public transport. Increasingly, I prefer them but I know the scene well, have my favorites. It is worth exploring and there are a lot of choices, though the privates are leaner than Artemis on the weekends. I would say (again given my tastes) I would visit in this order: Kamilla Dee, van Kampen, Mon Rouge, Prestige, Liberty, Royal. Again a function of tastes, and who is there at a given moment. But Berlin is surely the most interesting city of all, history, culture, music and that tips it. Definitely worth a few days.

Let us know if and when you come. Have some Kiev questions for you so a meet up would be good. If you want say more here or PM about your tastes and that might help narrow the venue options a bit.

Entrance is 70-80 euro? Girl for a half hour is 60euro? But where are I can have sex with a choosen girl? I understand that if I want a room its 200euros more? Or can we just have sex in sauna, pool or anywhere in the club? Sorry on bad english.

[QUOTE=Mohab; 1227678]Well if a girl promises to do something and then on entering the room goes back on her word I find the best way to deal with such a situation is in an unorthadox manner. If she's doing that trick with me then doubtless she is repeating it with every other guy. Where.

Most customers would take the authoritarian stance ie you are wrong I am right and I will complain to the management my approach is to take a humane approach by letting her know that I do want what is promised and she won't get away with it or I will walk out.

However then going off on a completely unrelated humorous matter making her feel relaxed in the hope she will then swing around and start kissing as we agreed. Its a double bluff as she is expecting a standard response as she does from every guy she promises to do.

Something outside the room then only to go back on it. Luckily in the instance where it occured to me playing double bluff worked a treat as the girl found it funny whilst at the time a certain amount of respect was now mutually earnt from her to me so the session.

Thankfully went down a treat. How else do you act when cornered like that? Thankfully it is very rare in fkk![/QUOTE]

Entrance is 70-80 euro? Girl for a half hour is 60euro? But where are I can have sex with a choosen girl? I understand that if I want a room its 200euros more? Or can we just have sex in sauna, pool or anywhere in the club? Sorry on bad english.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1229097]Hi LJ. Nille and Angus have it about right. I have been to all these clubs and I would say that in some ways, your taste in women is the key decisive thing. I tend toward the more voluptuous, slightly older, and more than average (if not much more) pretty faces. I have been consistently underwhelmed and disappointed (purely on the choice of women front. Forget about facilities, outdoor atmosphere vs indoor etc.) at Oase and World (and GT). I know some of the mongers at the Arts thread and they prefer younger, thin, waiffy spinnerettes and thus their tastes naturally influence their recommendations. Charlie123 ran a contest some time back ranking the biggies. And Artemis scored high. Though I have not been in over a year) I found the Palace choices always pretty good, and have never been bothered at all by the shark blah blah. It's just that I live in Berlin. Oddly, the Hessisch culture is a little more lively and outgoing vs more reserved Prussian Berlin, but Artemis, maybe because it is bigger, feels lighter somehow. The Palace is a slicker operation, with better food, but Artemis has perhaps a better vibe-mongers mingle more.

But really it is simple. Artemis is a big club, surely you will find some reasonable options, at least Thurs-Sat. The thing about Berlin is there are also a lot of really good private bordellos (probably more than in FFM) , well worth the hassle of looking at their website, making a plan, calling ahead etc. Just turning up can be done, but it does reduce the odds if you have more specific tastes, and I don't recommend it. They are all fairly close together and easy to reach via public transport. Increasingly, I prefer them but I know the scene well, have my favorites. It is worth exploring and there are a lot of choices, though the privates are leaner than Artemis on the weekends. I would say (again given my tastes) I would visit in this order: Kamilla Dee, van Kampen, Mon Rouge, Prestige, Liberty, Royal. Again a function of tastes, and who is there at a given moment. But Berlin is surely the most interesting city of all, history, culture, music and that tips it. Definitely worth a few days.

Let us know if and when you come. Have some Kiev questions for you so a meet up would be good. If you want say more here or PM about your tastes and that might help narrow the venue options a bit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ksabaras;1229277]Entrance is 70-80 euro? Girl for a half hour is 60euro? But where are I can have sex with a choosen girl? I understand that if I want a room its 200euros more? Or can we just have sex in sauna, pool or anywhere in the club?[/QUOTE]Entrance 80 Euro.

Girls 60 Euro 30 minutes (BBBJ and sex). Extra fee for extras like anal, COF, CIM. Nowadays some girls try to charge an extra fee for kissing, don't pay that.

You don't have to pay for a room, it's included. The girl will take your hand and guide you to a room. An extra fee applies for the VIP suite only.

There are some boxes with curtains near the cinema in the basement and two tents in the bar area, where you can have sex, if you like. You can have sex in public areas too. Fucking in the cinemas is daily business in A, fucking in sauna or pool is unusual. Maybe it's forbidden, you're in Germany, but I don't know.

Some might have missed the small page of Christmas party pics that were recently posted to the Artemis hp.

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=605&langswitch_lang=de[/url]

AM

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1228298]A lot of girls spend the holidays at home, which means abroad for some of them. Therefore, the number of girls will be smaller than at the weekend. The week before Christmas will be a calm one (less girls, less mongers) , but Artemis will be worth a visit, of course.[/QUOTE]It is true for sure, being in Artemis around Christmas time is not very reasonable if you would like to see many options. However I also would like to know about the time when the girls are returning to Artemis from their home land after new year? Are they staying more than one week in their homeladn or returning instantly?

[QUOTE=Serenda Lover;1229820]However I also would like to know about the time when the girls are returning to Artemis from their home land after new year?[/QUOTE]I don't know. They didn't tell me about their travel plans.

IMHO expect business as usual at the latest at Thursday 5th of jan. Note, there is a public holiday at Friday 6th of jan, in some german states.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1230516]I don't know. They didn't tell me about their travel plans.

IMHO expect business as usual at the latest at Thursday 5th of jan. Note, there is a public holiday at Friday 6th of jan, in some german states.[/QUOTE]I was told that Epiphany day (6th jan) is a very important christian feast day in Romania (and probably in other east europe countries). It's also a Friday.

I'm just guessing but I think that some of the girls will be coming back during the weekend.

Ciao.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1230657]I was told that Epiphany day (6th jan) is a very important christian feast day in Romania (and probably in other east europe countries). It's also a Friday.

I'm just guessing but I think that some of the girls will be coming back during the weekend.

Ciao.

Kimino[/QUOTE]January 7th is also Christmas Day for the Eastern Orthodox Church (Russsia, Moldova, Bulgaria, Romania etc) as they follow the Juilan Calendar. Must be great to get to.

Celebrate Christmas twice! Suppose it depends on family traditions if the girls stay at home for this celebration!

I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?

It has become a bit of a tradition these past few years for me to visit Artemis in the week between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Much is written on here that suggests this is not a great time to visit the clubs. While I do find it true that over all the line up is diminished, a lot of the regular girls on an extended pause, I also find that I just like the club at this time of year. And, as once again happened this year, I do seem to have found a good reason to visit in the time between the years.

I timed my arrival for around 17:30 and was sitting with a coffee awaiting the evenings parade to begin by around 17:45. First impressions were good though I really did have a hard time spotting any girls that I recognised in the crowd. I would say that even at this early hour it was obvious that the mongers would be in short supply for the girls this evening. There were in fact plenty of us around but the numbers would be stacked in our favour as the evening progressed.

As I mentioned this yearly visit at this time has become somewhat traditional for me. One of the reasons for this is that for the past two years a certain young lady that usually prowl the grounds of Oase has been an Artemis guest provider for the past two years and I was hoping that she might just put in another appearance this evening. To be honest she is a wee secretive about her yearly visit so I do not want to say out right who she is. I will say that she hails from a South American country and is a somewhat popular girl, getting frequent mention in the the Oase thread where she has more than a few fans. As the evening progressed I sat on one of the upper sofas hoping I would soon spot her.

To make a long story short, Miyara (her Artemis name though I am not sure about the spelling) showed herself shortly before 19:00 and after a 15 minute couch cuddle / kiss session we retired to the upstairs to engage in the best sex I could have imagined. Mission accomplished.

With the session finished I ate and started the wait to see if another session would happen. I passed the time chatting with a couple of visitors all the while wondering if I could top my session with Miyara. I knew I couldn't but tat does not stop one from wondering.

The one girl I had my eye on was a tall thin dark haired beauty wearing knee high socks and a mini 'skirt' the barely covered her bum. Looking at her I knew that the session was in fact a disaster waiting to happen but something had to try. When finally I decided to go for it and gave her a friendly 'Hello, ' out by the stairway, she said Hi back but kept on going. One more try in the bar, similarly rebuffed and I gave up. Do I really want to take a girl to the room who can not even bother to be very friendly?

With that decided I was dressed and out the door within 15 mins. And home shortly after. Artemis between the years did not disappoint thanks to one lady. Wonder if she will be back next year?

AM

Reply to the following question of Ossus:

I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?

You should stay in Artemis till closing time at 5 a. M. And then use the S-Bahn. Go to the nearby station "Westkreuz", its a walk of 5 minutes from Artemis. The trains are running every 7 till 12 minutes, also at 5 a. M. In the morning You will arrive roundabout 45 minutes later at the Airport station Berlin-Schönefeld. You have to pay 2. 30 Euro. To use the taxi is stupid, you will need almost same time to arrive there and will surely pay more than 50 Euros. Save your money!

For more detailled informations you should look at the website [url]www.s-bahn-berlin.de[/url]

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1233121]I will say that she hails from a South American country and is a somewhat popular girl, getting frequent mention in the the Oase thread where she has more than a few fans. As the evening progressed I sat on one of the upper sofas hoping I would soon spot her.[/QUOTE]Having said that you could also have posted her name, or I have to be very wrong about who she is.

HB

[QUOTE=Ossus;1233090]I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?[/QUOTE]Take S-Bahn from Westkreuz station to Flughafen Schoenefeld station. It will take you up to an hour. Note: you have to change once at least. Red-coulored ticket vending machines on platform.

There are regional trains from Zoo station to Flughafen Schoenefeld station as well. Zoo station is just a short three station ride from Westkreuz station, take any S-Bahn eastbound from Westkreuz station. IMHO it's more convenient, but you have to catch the 05. 04 am departure from Zoo station, otherwise that option won't fit your needs.

Riding by cab will take you approx 20 minutes on a Saturday morning via freeway A100 / A113. Fee 30 Euro or so.

[QUOTE=Ossus;1233090]I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?[/QUOTE]Already answered but my post didn't get through.

I do this all the time. If you leave at 5/5:15 in the morning you will pay something around 35E and get there in 15/20 min.

But If your plane leaves at 8:00 you will have to hang around a bit, my usually leaves around 6:30 and I still have to wait a little bit.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Old German; 1233202]Reply to the following question of Ossus:

I plan on going to artemis on 13/01 and stay there untill it closes because my plane leaves from Schönefeld at 08. 00 in the morning and just woundering what the best way is to get there from artemis at night? Is taxi the only way and if so how much would it cost?

You should stay in Artemis till closing time at 5 am And then use the S-Bahn. Go to the nearby station "Westkreuz", its a walk of 5 minutes from Artemis. The trains are running every 7 till 12 minutes, also at 5 am In the morning You will arrive roundabout 45 minutes later at the Airport station Berlin-Schönefeld. You have to pay 2. 30 Euro. To use the taxi is stupid, you will need almost same time to arrive there and will surely pay more than 50 Euros. Save your money!

For more detailled informations you should look at the website.

[url]www.s-bahn-berlin.de[/url][/QUOTE]The connection finder on the web site referred to is usefull. The direct trains to the airport at Schonefeld appear to be RE7 and RB14. These can be picked up at other stations. The web site also gives details of the ticket machines. The new machines with the red front are multi lingual including english.

[QUOTE=WarmStone25;1233646]The connection finder on the web site referred to is usefull. The direct trains to the airport at Schonefeld appear to be RE7 and RB14. These can be picked up at other stations. The web site also gives details of the ticket machines. The new machines with the red front are multi lingual including english.[/QUOTE]IMHO [url]www.bvg.de[/url] Is better as it includes all transport modes. If you take the Ring S-Bahns going east, from the SudKreuz SudBahnhoff Station, there is a direct bus that takes you right to the airline terminal in Scheiss Schoenefeld. Saves a silly long walk from the SXF train station, and is quicker and more reliable. I still hate this airport, will miss Tegel when it is shut in June, and sure hope the train connection to the new Meisterwerk airport is better than what is now. Once it took me 1. 5 hrs to get from there to my flat in Schoenberg using the S-Bahn-longer than the flight.

Hi all, I am hoping to go to Artemis 3/4 March, so was wondering if there are suggestions for a good (nice quality 4/5 star) hotel that is near to Artemis and also good for some sightseeing during the day.

[QUOTE=KentsBest;1234299]Hi all, I am hoping to go to Artemis 3/4 March, so was wondering if there are suggestions for a good (nice quality 4/5 star) hotel that is near to Artemis and also good for some sightseeing during the day.[/QUOTE]I would suggest Swisshotel or Lindner on Ku'dam about 5 subway stops away. Both great hotels 5 and 4 stars respectively and in the middle of the city ith good returns, sights and shopping. There is not much around Artemis except the Exhibition grounds. Both hotels are €10 by taxi if you do not take the subway.

Kents, I'd agree with John Corey as stayed at the Swisshotel and the Ku'dam shopping. Easy to find Artemis by subway and short walk.

For a great hotel near the sights I stayed at the 5* Mandala at Potzdamerplatz

I have been told by a Turkish girl in Artemis in one of my previous visits that the club becomes very crowded in case there are some Messe in Berlin. I checked the schedule of January; 20-22 weekend when I plan to visit Berlin and unfortunately observed that there will be 4-5 Messe in Berlin. Does anybody have an idea? I do not want to wait for 30 min to enter a FKK and do not want to be with 100 guys in such place!

Can anybody give an info on that?

[QUOTE=Serenda Lover;1234875]I checked the schedule of January; 20-22 weekend when I plan to visit Berlin and unfortunately observed that there will be 4-5 Messe in Berlin. Does anybody have an idea?[/QUOTE]IMHO the Gruene Woche (20-31) will have no markable effort. Expect busy evenigs during Bread & Butter (18-20). And, sorry, but usually there are more than hundred guys every f**king weekend nite.

So so so? What's up in Artemis?

Anyone visited this week? Are the girls back from holiday or next week my only option will be to sit at the bar smiling at the beautiful suicide girl with tatoos serving drinks?

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1235220]So so so? What's up in Artemis?

Anyone visited this week? Are the girls back from holiday or next week my only option will be to sit at the bar smiling at the beautiful suicide girl with tatoos serving drinks?[/QUOTE]I visited Artemis for a good 12 hours last Friday. Great experience as always. The 90 degree sauna seemed to have gone through a bit of a makeover. Spotted a few new, delicious looking beauties that I'd like to try out in due time. The club felt a little light on the number of girls (especially those from Eastern Europe) but nothing unmanageable. I expect the numbers to rapidly go back to normal next week.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1229445]Some might have missed the small page of Christmas party pics that were recently posted to the Artemis hp.

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=605&langswitch_lang=de[/url]

AM[/QUOTE]Nice. Anybody who recognize the girls and is able to name them. Angus?

(especially picture one, the third girl from left, blonde, santa hat, tattoo on neck)

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan;1235868]especially picture one, the third girl from left, blonde, santa hat, tattoo on neck[/QUOTE]IMHO Nella. German.

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1235868]Nice. Anybody who recognize the girls and is able to name them. Angus?

(especially picture one, the third girl from left, blonde, santa hat, tattoo on neck)

Norjan[/QUOTE]Pic 12 is Verena. Don't recognise anyone else.

C

[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1235991]Pic 12 is Verena. Don't recognise anyone else.C[/QUOTE]I'd like to correct you: Maybe Venera, but I'm not shure.

Keep an eye out for Nina (pic 2) and Joy (pic 5). Not to be overlooked: Alena (several).

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1235991]Pic 12 is Verena. Don't recognise anyone else.

C[/QUOTE]Absolutely her, sooo sexy!

In pic 9, the blonde with ponytail and wonderful ass looks like Violetta!

Ciao.

P. S. Will be in A. Tonight, checking out Pascha before that.

After reading this thread for awhile I thought I'd contribute and report on my last trip to Berlin. Saturday and Sunday were a little slow at Artemis but still had a great line up. Although I did notice that nearly all of the women were German (probably because of Epiphany on Friday).

Getting to Artemis was a piece of cake this time. I flew into Tegel and stayed at Ibis Messe so it was a quick ride from the airport and a short walk to the club.

Day 1: From bad to amazing. Saturday 7:30pm to 3:30am.

Round 0. Shortly after arriving I was sitting in the lounge taking it all in when a gorgeous blonde I was eyeing up came by. After simple hellos Nella said she wanted to go to a room right away and when I said we should relax and chat a bit more she got pissy about it saying,"We just did, let's go."

Normally warning bells would be going off for me but she was hot so I went with her and that's when the trouble started. Once in the room she said I couldn't touch her nipples, she was a large A cup so there was barely anything else, there was zero foreplay, I would have had more fun with a mannequin. She just told me to lie down and reaching for her purse said she only gives covered blowjobs.

That was the last straw. I got up and said, we're done, and left the room. She didn't protest but she was definitely not happy.

Nella.

24, 5'4", Petite. German.

Straight blonde (mid-back long)

A-cups perky.

Face: 9, Body: 10, Skills: 0.

Round 1. Shortly after returning to the lounge I started chatting with a very tall brunette named Jenny whose hair that went past her waist. Jenny was sweet but all about business and she wanted to get started soon too. Things were going well and after the crap with Nella I just want to get things started.

The session was horrible: Her blowjob was crappy and her cowgirl consisted of her sitting on top of me, yes just sitting, no movement, no interaction. She was very slim but when I grabbed a hold of her legs and butt they weren't tone at all.

Realizing that she wasn't going to do anything we switched to missionary. Where she then refused to move her hand from the base of my dick. She said she was worried that the condom was too small and that her small pussy would pull it off. After a shitty finish we quickly left the room. At this point I was wondering what the hell happened to the quality of the women at Artemis.

Jenny.

25, 6'0", Slim. German.

Brown eyes, Brunette (wavy to her butt)

A-cups saggy (initially covered by her long hair)

Face: 9, Body: 8, Skills: 1.

Round 2. After a horrible start, my day was finally brightened by a gorgeous brunette named Mena. Super-cute Czech with killer eyes and an amazing ass. We chatted for awhile over drinks in the lounge and then went up to a room.

She was simply amazing: Passionate fore-play, LFK, and an unbelievable BBBJ. We tried multiple positions and had a blast. She was engaged throughout the session and completely wore me out. I absolutely love Mena! .

Mena.

28, 5'5", Slim. Czech.

Curly brunette, mid-back.

B-cups average.

Body: 9, Face: 8, Skills: 10+

Round 3. After eating and resting up, I decided to chill at the lounge and see who was around. After about twenty minutes I decided to start chatting with a hot blonde who was 1/2 German and 1/2 Spanish with absolutely beautiful features and fun personality. After a few minutes of cuddling and chatting we decide to hit up a room.

While she wasn't into kissing, but she was very passionate and gave an amazing BBBJ. Being my third time today it was going to take some time and we tried a variety of positions: cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie and then finished in missionary.

Jayda was a perfect way to end the night and between Mena and Jayda my faith in Artemis was restored.

Jayda.

26, 5'4", Petite. 1/2 Spanish & 1/2 German.

Curly dirty-blonde (mid-back long)

B perfect (pierced right nipple)

Face: 8, Body: 10, Skills: 9.

After showering and relaxing for awhile I decided to head back to the hotel and rest up for tomorrow.

Hope these reviews help. I'll post the next day's details shortly.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1236169]checking out Pascha before that.[/QUOTE]Kimino. Very glad you are boldly going where no man has gone before. Our intrepid recon team.

Look forward to full report, especially (1) what is included in their high prices, and what is not, on the extras fronts e. G. Kissing and BBBJs and

(2) how you rate the Pascha poon talent vs Team Artemis (at roughly half the cost-per time with girl).

Andiamo. RB

[QUOTE=Euthought;1236196]Hope these reviews help. I'll post the next day's details shortly.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report and a couple of question. I wonder did you end up paying the first girl the €60 half hour fee or did you dispute this? Sounds like you did have a bit of a case for disputing it but I can imagine she would not have been pleased.

And Mena, the Czech girl. Could it have been Nina that you saw? The description matches as do her room skills. I am just wondering if you could have got the name wrong.

Looks forward to you next adventure.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1236231]Thanks for the report and a couple of question. I wonder did you end up paying the first girl the €60 half hour fee or did you dispute this? Sounds like you did have a bit of a case for disputing it but I can imagine she would not have been pleased.[/QUOTE]I didn't pay and she didn't ask. We were in the room barely 2 minutes before I called it off and walked out.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1236231]And Mena, the Czech girl. Could it have been Nina that you saw? The description matches as do her room skills. I am just wondering if you could have got the name wrong.[/QUOTE]Possibly, I could have swore she said "Mena", but it sounds so close to "Nina" that it may have been her instead.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1235918]IMHO Nella. German.[/QUOTE]Euthought: You also think that girl is Nella?

DAY 2: Sunday Marathon (1:30pm to 4:30am)

After a long night resting up, I decided to try a marathon session and leave directly for the airport in the morning. When I arrived at 1:30pm it was slow but I wasn't really expecting much of a crowd at this point.

Glad I went back. I was exhausted at the end of the night but it more than made up for the initial poor showing on Saturday.

ROUND 1. I had been trading glances with a cute blonde for a few minutes when she approached me with her brunette friend. She said her name was Jane and introduced me to her friend Catalina. Jane did most of the talking and sounded and acted like a cheerleader. She even punched her hand up in the air like she was doing a cheer every time she said her name. :P.

After a brief intro, they offered a threesome, while I don't normally go for women with large implants like Catalina they were both gorgeous and I decided to go for it.

The experience in the room was one hell of a way to start a day: While I played around with Catalina, Jane gave me a great BBBJ. They later switched and Catalina's BBBJ was okay but a bit toothy. Soon after we switched to cowgirl and later still the girls swapped positions again. Eventually we ended with Jane and in the missionary position with Catalina playing with me and herself.

Overall it was great session.

JANE.

24, 5'5", Petite. German (Hamburg)

Blue eyes, Blonde (straight mid-back)

B-cups perky.

Face: 9, Body: 10, Skills: 9.

CATALINA.

26, 5'6", Slim. German (Berlin)

Brown eyes, Brunette (straight waist-long)

DD-cups implants.

Face: 9, Body: 8, Skills: 7.

ROUND 2. After resting up, I was sitting at the bar when Sasha approached me, a very cute and petite brunette spinner. It wasn't long before we decided to hit up a room.

Sasha was great and gave an amazing BBBJ and rode cowgirl like a rodeo queen. She was a little nervous about her nipples, she said that some had recently bitten them hard. Even with the little road bump the session involved multiple positions and was definitely enjoyable.

SASHA.

24, 5'1", Petite. Moldova.

Brown eyes, Brunette (wavy mid-back)

A-cups nearly flat w / great nipples.

Face: 8, Body: 9, Skills: 8.

ROUND 3. I've been to Artemis a couple times now and I've always joked and flirted with a slightly older German brunette whose name I can't remember (she called herself the "man-eater" :P). In the past our timing never aligned and we never hitched up.

That changed today and we finally made it up to the room where she proceed to blow my mind. She was energetic, passionate and talking dirty through out the session. It started with an unbelievable BBBJ and we were in more positions than I can remember. At the end of it we chatted and joked for a few minutes before heading down stairs.

Definitely an amazing experience.

L-something (Man-eater)

33, 5'5", Slim. German.

Brown eyes, Black (short hair)

B-cups.

Face: 7, Body: 8, Skills: 10+

ROUND 4. Round three kicked my ass and I passed out downstairs near the pool for nearly an hour. I chilled down there for sometime to get my bearings and to let the boys cool off but it wasn't long before I was back in the lounge area.

After turning away a few women, I was eventually approached by two beautiful brunettes: one was Turkish with jet-black hair and the other was 1/2 German and 1/2 Spanish with lighter brown hair. For the life of me I can't remember either of their names but they both had amazing eyes, the Turkish girl's were dark and piercing while the others were sweet as all hell on her beautiful doll face. The Turkish girl was funny and when she didn't understand my English the other would translate.

We joked around for a few minutes but it wasn't going to take much to talk me into this threesome and soon we were in a room. After playing around a bit, the Turkish gave a stellar BBBJ while German / Spanish girl and I played around. After switching around a few times it was apparent that round four was going to take sometime.

The Turkish girl took an amazing pumping before we switched up and she joked that she should have know it was going to take awhile since this was number four. I finished with the gorgeous German / Spanish girl as the Turkish girl played with me and herself. Definitely worth it. .

NAME (Anyone know?)

30, 5'4", Slim. Turkish.

Brown, Black (straight mid-back)

B-cups.

Face: 8, Body: 8, Skills: 8.

NAME (Anyone know?)

23, 5'5", Healthy. 1/2 German & 1/2 Spanish.

Blue eyes, Brunette (wavy mid-back)

D-cups perky natural?

Face: 10, Body: 9, Skills: 8.

ROUND 5. After getting my ass kicked four times I wasn't planning on number five but I wanted to stay the whole night to see what happened. Towards the end of the night the men and women started to thin out and the atmosphere became more relaxed. While chilling on one of the couches I started chatting with Dominic, a young German guy who was excited to speak in English. We hit it off and were trading stories back and forth when a handful of girls started playing around on the stripper pole teach each other moves.

We later called them over, we joked around a bit and soon we were paired off. I was with Ava, a beautiful German blonde, who was still rearing to go even at four-something in the morning.

Back in the room we had a blast: Ava was playful, funny, hot as hell and completely into it. We tried a variety of multiple positions and after round four I expected this session to take forever but that wasn't the case. Ava was so hot I finished like it was round one or two! She blew me away and it was a great way to end the night.

AVA.

25, 5'5", Healthy. German, Hamburg.

Blue eyes, Blonde (straight mid-back)

C / D-cups.

Face: 9, Body: 8, Skills: 10.

Nearly five o'clock I head off to Tegel airport for my flight out. With the exception of Nella and Jenny on Saturday it was another amazing time.

[QUOTE=Norjan;1236277]Euthought: You also think that girl is Nella?[/QUOTE]I thought Nella had a small tattoo on her lower back and a tighter bottom. I don't think that's her.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1236205]Kimino. Very glad you are boldly going where no man has gone before. Our intrepid recon team.

Look forward to full report, especially (1) what is included in their high prices, and what is not, on the extras fronts e. G. Kissing and BBBJs and

(2) how you rate the Pascha poon talent vs Team Artemis (at roughly half the cost-per time with girl).

Andiamo. RB[/QUOTE]Thanks to brave Kimino for testing [url]http://www.pascha.de/berlin/preise.htm[/url],

If their service / setup / line-up in Berlin is as bad as their main Pascha head-quarter in Cologne (was there last year, Trans on the 7th. Floor, LOL).

Then I would say is a tourist trap and waste of time and money. (they even have money-back-garanti) ½H fun for 120€!

Good luck, Please prove me wrong. Kimino.

NC

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1236231]I wonder did you end up paying the first girl the €60 half hour fee or did you dispute this? Sounds like you did have a bit of a case for disputing it but I can imagine she would not have been pleased.[/QUOTE]Thats what I wonder too. But, if she not gives BBBJ, I wouldn't give her 60. There was no BJ, there was no f*king, there was some petting only. Maybe 20. I fear it wouldn't work without paying anything. And I don't like these disputes down there by the lockers.

[QUOTE=Norjan;1236277]Euthought: You also think that girl is Nella?[/QUOTE]
Quite shure: Because the tat in her neck and her a kind of short legs, in comparision with her upper body.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1236284]Thanks to brave Kimino for testing.

[url]http://www.pascha.de/berlin/preise.htm[/url]

,

If their service / setup / line-up in Berlin is as bad as their main Pascha head-quarter in Cologne (was there last year, Trans on the 7th. Floor, LOL).

Then I would say is a tourist trap and waste of time and money. (they even have money-back-garanti) ½H fun for 120€!

Good luck, Please prove me wrong. Kimino.

NC[/QUOTE]Ciao Nille.

Posted brief report on Berlin thread.

Kimino

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1236842&viewfull=1#post1236842

Hello everyone!

This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. Still, being a local I do not believe that my experiences would help the expats living there reading the forum, as prices and service are different for locals and for visitors. Anyway, I moved to a certain middle eastern country some years ago because of work, here mongering is possible, but it seems to require too much time, planning, skills and most importantly, money.

This was my second ever trip to Berlin, the first one had been a year earlier and was basically like the Hangover movies, very funny now that I remember it, but terrible when it happened. To keep it short, we got drunk in a bar near the Ku Dam and since we were very short on cash we decided to visit one of this flatrate clubs, mainly caligula on Martin Luther St. Now, don"t get me wrong, under the right circumstances I believe that this would a be a great place to spend your money at, howeverHello everyone! This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. Still, being a local I do not believe that my experiences would help the expats living there reading the forum, as prices and service are different for locals and for visitors. Anyway, I moved to a certain middle eastern country some years ago because of work, here mongering is possible, but it seems to require too much time, planning, skills and most importantly, money.

This was my second ever trip to Berlin, the first one had been a year earlier and was basically like the Hangover movies, very funny now that I remember it, but terrible when it happened. To keep it short, we got drunk in a bar near the Ku Dam and since we were very short on cash we decided to visit one of this flatrate clubs, mainly the infamous Caligula on Martin Luther St. Now, don"t get me wrong, under the right circumstances I believe that this would a be a great place to spend your money at, however if you are seriously drunk already, perhaps going to an open bar is not the best idea. I had sex with some girls, don't remember how many or how it was, I do remember that they offered BBBJ for an extra 10 euro. Long story short, I woke up at 9 AM in the grounds near the Branderburg Gate, frozen, with no shoes and no wallet, I was still so drunk I could not remember where my hotel was. I ended up walking (without shoes in the freezing cold) all the way to the Ku Damm where my hotel was to pick up my things since my flight was leaving soon. I did not have extra shoes so I flew with the hotel slippers after I changed my flight since of course, I missed it. Good times.

To the matter at hand. I visited Artemis this past week, on Monday 9th, I decided I would spend the whole day there and no alcohol this time around, LOL. In my mind I had it all figured out, I was not going to go for anything more than the standard session, I was going to spread out and take it easy as I was planning to stay there all day, I had a great budget to work on, but I didn't want to go crazy as I was hoping I could make it a 2 day trip to Artemis instead of only one. Well, lets just say that all this planning was very good on paper, but once you are in a room full of beautiful naked women, selling all kind of extras, threesomes and talking into your ear words that you usually just hear from your favorite pornstars, all your best laid plans go out the window. I was hoping tyo write a comprehensive report like the ones we usually see on this forum, with points system scoring, names and details, however as soon as I went through those doors, I could barely remember my own name. Maybe next time.

So I was outside Artemis around noon, thanks to the Walk with Angus videos I got there without a problem from the S-Bahn station nearby, thank you Don Angus. I had this butterflies in the stomach feeling that I had not had in years, I thought for a moment I was going to hurl in the parking lot, but some deep breaths and I soldiered on. So I get to the reception and the girl asks me if this was my first time, I told her no, I did not want to be taken around like a child around the store, and I had previously studied the webpage and the virtual tour was good enough for anyone to get to know the club. I get changed into the worst ever bathrobes, I just had to laugh about it, This was my first FKK experience and I usually stay at 5 stars hotels, so this bathrobe was not up to my standards, but who gives a fuck, I was not there to enjoy the warmth and cozzines of their bathrobes. I had a walk around, had a girl try to pick me up on the stairs as I was going down to the pool, I fended her off saying I was just going downstairs to relax and I felt very proud of myself being able to hold into temptation and keep with my program. That was unfortunately the first and last time I said no to any girl that day. I got into the sauna for maybe 20 minutes, trying to still my hearth rate and gather my wits. Once I felt comfortable to where I was and what I was going to do, I got out to shower and went upstairs to the main bar. NOw the reason I chose to come early is because I knew it was going to be slow and since this was my first FKK experience I was not sure how I was going to react to a busy club, this was a good idea. The club was slow, there were probably around 20 to 30 girls around, most of them very attractive and some attractive enough, there were only a couple that did not seem attractive at all and they were a couple of latinas. They had a thick carribean accent, perhaps Venezuelan, Dominican, Cuban or thereabouts. Not what I am used to in regards to latin girls, normally latin girls are of the most beautiful girls in my book, but apparently not in Artemis on Monday 9th in the morning.

I was surprised to notice altough yes, most of the mongers present were senior citizens, or close to be, there were a lot of young guys. 40's early 50's and there were even around 10 guys about my age, early thirties, late twenties. It also amazed me, as soon as I opened the main door from Artemis, that a *****house smells the same anywhere in the world, it felt like I was back in a strib club in Costa Rica all of a sudden, aaahhhh. Also I thought, what is this deodorant that hookers use and is it a union thing that they all have to use the same, no matter where they are in the world, I was laughing to myself at this, no matter if you are in Costa Rica, Thailand, Turkey, Germany, France. They all use the same deodorannt and smell the same.

So I walk up to the main bar and order a soda, I had only sipped once when this beatiful, tall big breasted brunnette came over and started chatting me up. We talked for about 5 minutes although 3 seconds into our conversation I was ready to fuck her right there in the bar stool, I played it cool. Her name was Katherina or something similar. German, but spoke perfect English. Very sweet and nice girl. We went up to the room and she had very, very good BBBJ skills, very sloppy and wet and a lot of attention to the balls, which I believe anyone likes, no? I tell her to swing over so I can lick her and she says of course, her pussy was a nice tasting one, it is very rare to get this kinds of pussy so I took my time with it. She sensed that I was going to come in her mouth any second now, so she told me "you can come in my mouth if you want baby", motherfucker this is not fair! I was not going to pay for andy extras, that was the plan. We moved over to her on top for a while and then on to doggy, me standing on the floor with her ass over the edge of the bed, sex was nice but her pussy was perhaps a little too big for me, and I have a bigger than average dick. I had been holding all this excitement for days and I usually do come big, so I was sure that this one was going to be bigger than usual. I told her I was ready for her to suck me off and I give her a warning, I usually have big loads and this was probably going to be one. She did not seemed fazed by this and starting sucking my dick like her life depended on it, like that come was the cure to all her problems. I cum inside her mouth on huge spurts, probably around 10 spurts. She starts gagging and it somes out of her mouth and starts coughing too. I am done and she is laughing her ass off, I told her I had warned her, she tells me a lot of guys say they will come strong or a lot but it is usually not the case. She spits it into the wastebasket and then have this ritual involving gurggling mouthwash, not a very sexy moment I must add, but I laughed and remembered reading reports of this girl before, I recognized her from the mouthwash. 110 well spent.

I go take a shower and then spend maybe 10 minutes in the sauna, but I am very thirsty so I go to the bar again to get a soda, but this time I retreat to a corner so I can stay out of the radar for a while. This worked perfectly and I went unnoticed for about 3 minutes, when this couple of brunnete chicks come and sit by my side on the couch. I know what they are going to ask since I see them walking towards me from a distance, but I also know what I will answer even before that.

I do not know what their names were, I think I didn't even asked, not where they were from, They seemed Romanian, they are petitte and beautiful. They tell me they do not want anything else other than the 60 each for the half an hour. Sounds like a plan and we go to the room. We had fun, double blowjobs, one sucking me while the other feeds me her pussy, change positions, then reverse cowgirls with the other one sitting on my face, the girls change positions and we continue like this for what felt and eternity, probably 7 to 10 minutes, LOL. That was my first threesome since highschool, when I had this gorgeous brazilian girlfriend who in turn, had a girlfriend of her own, fortunately for me, I am not a jealous person, specially if the other person is also a girl. Anyway, that's a ddifferent story. I ended up cumming in the condom while on eof the girls rode me reverse cowgirl and I licked the others pussy. Not a bad way to spend your afternoon.

I retreat myself to the sauna again and begin to think on my previously laid plans. I am very tired as I had a flight that early morning, went to a meeting and then to Artemis directly, I didn't have any sleep. So I lay down on the loungers by the pool and catch some shut eye. I wake up and check the time and it is about 1 PM, yes, I had only been 2 hours here and had already parted with a hefty sum of money and fluids, I tell myself, If you want to last here until tonight (I had a 2 AM flight) , you better pace yourself. Now something very out of the ordinary happened, I am lounging on the chair and this punter comes next to me and he rests against the column next to chair. He is a very old fellow, probably 80's, had some trouble walking around before. Anyway, he kind of rests aginst the column and puts hin hand on his knees, beds over a little bit and has a painful expression in his face. I thought for a moment he had hurt his foot or something as he was looking to the floor. It quickly hit me, this fucker is going to die here. I ask him "Are you OK pops?" Of course he says something in German and as I start tio get out from my chair he collapses, hitting his head against the edge of the showers and causing a big cut inhis forehead. I grab him and turn him around and he is clearly alive although he seems very out of himself, I call for help and people come quickly. We píck him up and place him on the lounger I was sitting on and hold a small cloth to his forehead to stop the bleeding. The staff is already washing away the blood from the floor, which was a lot. Maybe five minutes later the paramedics get there and they take over, by now there are dozens of girls and punters standing around looking what is happening. I see a guy, probably the manager talk to one of the lady paramedics, I believe he probably told her to wait outside if she wanted to, it was probably a bit weird to be kneeling on the floor surrounded by 20 guys with their dicks out. They took the old guy away and he seemed to be OK.

Anyway, as we were standing around looking at the paramedics, this fantastically exquisite girls comes and talks to me. She is tall, light brown short hair, shoulder lenght. She is very skinny, a bit too much probably, I usually like girls a with some ass, I am latino after all. But this girl had such a beautiful face it was very tempting, she starts telling me what she likes to do, also known as selling her extras, and she has a filthy mouth which is always a plus. She says her favourite thing is to have the guy standing up in front of her and come all over her face and mouth: "Is that weird?" she askes. Shit! I had just popped 2 times in the last 2 hours and I was planning on taking it easy. So up to the room we go, again I cannoy remember her name sorry. She had a small tattoo in her lower abdomen, don? T remember what it said, I think it was the name of her daughter. 4 years old. She tells me she is originally from Cologne and works there too but not too much since she lives there and doesn't want her family to know what she does. She talks too much and is kind of quirky and spaced, cocaine perhaps? Anyway, I solve the problem by putting my dick in her mouth, but only temporarily, she keeps talking and talking. I am not into the GFE thing, if I wanted a girlfriend experience, I would fuck my girlfriend, I am here to have a good time with beautiful girls, unnattached and maybe even some PSE. In the words of Jack Nicholson, I do not pay them to have sex with me, I pay them to go home after we have sex. All in all, I had a good time with this girl, we were in trhe room about an hour and I ended cumming all over her face and mouth, just as she likes it, LOL! I thought I was not going to come too much by now but I was mistaken.

I go back to the sauna and am thinking, I need to rest and just take it easy, I need to make until tonight in this place, I will not make it at this pace. In 3 hours I had already fucked 4 girls and spent a lot of money. I go to the bar near the pool as there are no girls there during the day. I ask for a soda and chill, I am reading the newspaper when someone grabs my ass, I act cool, like this was nothing. This girl starts brushing against me, her tits on my chest and kisses my neck. I let out a course in arabic, things that you pick up when you live abroad. She laughs and tells me not to curse. She is turkish and understood what I said, as they also use a lot of arabic in their language. We talk for a while in the little turkish I know and laugh, she is a nice girl ans is quite pretty too. I am not intending to have another session right now, too tired, too much sex already and I don't think I will enjoy it. Five minutes later we are in a room and she has my dick in her mouth, which to my surprise was working at a 100 percent it seemed. I start fingering her holes and she enjoys it, she tells me to put 2 fingers up her ass, so I can open it up for my dick, I had not told her at any moment that I wanted anal and as you know, I was not planning on taking any extras, so of course 2 minutes after I was fucking her up the ass. Now here is were I had trouble, I would loose my erection inside her, pops out, it was VERY tight, she is a trooper and sucked me off until I am hard again and we go back to her ass. We do this maybe five times, I am not complaining as I am enjoying it. We go at it for quite a while and I tell her it is not going to happen. She refuses to be defeated and keeps on sucking me while she hoovers her ass and pussy above my face so I can put my fingers inside her, she rides me reverse cowgirl and then stops to put her ass again over my face while she sucks me, I finger her ass and then she rides me again. Well, I thought it was not possible, but the little lokum made me cum so hard I almost cried. We laughed for a bit, she was amazed when I told her she was my 4 girls of the say and it was only 4 PM. Paid her one hour plus anal, well planned eh?

I retreated once more to the sauna, I pondered upon my miserable performance and laughed like a fool by myself. Sometimes, you have to follow your hearth, or this case your dick, and enjoy life. I decided to leave around 5 or 6 PM as I saw this change of the guard of beautiful girls coming in and I feared I would go bankrupt if I stayed any longer. I spent about 5 to 6 hors in Artemis, spent too much more money than I had planned to spend and had an absolute fantastic time.

I left around 6 PM to eat something since I did not eat anytjing in Artemis other than punani. Walked around and went to the movies by Postdamer platz to make time for my flight. Took the S bahn to Rudow and then the X7 bus to the airport.

I will come back some day and hiopefully will go through my plan this time. Next month I will be in Cologne, which hopefully will alloe me more peace of mind as prices are more accessible and the next month is back home to Costa Rica for some R&R. Mongering is cheap there but I don't like to risk being seen as my family is somewhat important in the country, still there are some very discreet places one can go.

I know I missed most of the names of the girls and that the reviews are not detailed enough for the ardent monger, I thought of this report as more of a feel for the newbie, or warning perhaps, to not make to many plans and just enjoy your time.

I will post after my experience in Cologne next month.

PS: I can happily report I did not lose my flight, wallet or shoes on this trip. At least the not drinking part of the plan worked.

Hasta pronto!

[QUOTE=Maduroduro; 1237349]Hello, everyone!

This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. I know I missed most of the names of the girls and that the reviews are not detailed enough for the ardent monger, I thought of this report as more of a feel for the newbie, or warning perhaps, to not make to many plans and just enjoy your time. PS: I can happily report I did not lose my flight, wallet or shoes on this trip. At least the not drinking part of the plan worked.

Hasta pronto![/QUOTE]M: A Tica report of epic proportions. Excess and success. To the ROD it shall go. I also officially nominate you to be the tester of Villa Pascha, when you are next in Berlin.

[QUOTE=Maduroduro;1237349]I woke up at 9 AM in the grounds near the Branderburg Gate, frozen, with no shoes and no wallet, I was still so drunk I could not remember where my hotel was. I ended up walking (without shoes in the freezing cold) all the way to the Ku Damm where my hotel was to pick up my things since my flight was leaving soon. I did not have extra shoes so I flew with the hotel slippers after I changed my flight since of course, I missed it. Good times.[/QUOTE]Thanks for a great report and fun story. I really believe that any Hangover 3 should be filmed in Berlin with you as inspiration. Although, I guess that it was not such a funny moment when you woke up without wallet and shoes!

I can assure you that you are not the only one that have come with a plan on no extras and taking things cool in Artemis. My first and last visit was exactly like yours, and 4 girls later and an empty wallet. I realised my principles and plans went out of the window, the moment I stepped into this wonderful place!

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1237644]I can assure you that you are not the only one that have come with a plan on no extras and taking things cool in Artemis. My first and last visit was exactly like yours, and 4 girls later and an empty wallet. I realised my principles and plans went out of the window, the moment I stepped into this wonderful place![/QUOTE]Right on!

A bit like the: "Ok, I'm going to take a break from Artemis now!" rap.

Ciao.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino;1238419]A bit like the: "Ok, I'm going to take a break from Artemis now!" rap.[/QUOTE]Why? I take a break from Artemis almost every week.

Does man need to wait in the entrance of Artemis in weekend nights due to the high population in the Club?

Does any of you experienced such a thing?

[QUOTE=Serenda Lover; 1238848]Does man need to wait in the entrance of Artemis in weekend nights due to the high population in the Club?

Does any of you experienced such a thing?[/QUOTE]I have never waited to get into Artemis. If you arrive at peak time you might have to wait a couple of minutes while some people in front of you are helped, but I have never seen a line up.

A

Hi Guys,

Just wanted to let you know. If you love blond real German Girls with humor, natural character and with, paired with an amazing love for sex you have to check out Guilia or Giulia, I don't know how to spell her.

She is tall, slim. 24-25 years old, long natural blond hair, tiny tits and has two stars tatooed above her pubic line and an F within a star on her left arm.

I wanted to book her of half an hour, but after we talked and laughed she gave me the most amazing BJ. I couldn't help myself but book her for another half hour. She offered anal and CIM. What shall I say? I melted away. She is so lovely and she came as well, or at least, I would love to believe it. I shot my load off into her mouth and she smiled at me! What a girl. I will definitely book her again, and that is a fact!

I wish someone else could confirm my experience. Please let me know.

She said she is there mostly on Monday day, Tueday night and Friday day. I'll be there in Feb again. Can't wait.

I arrived in Berlin on a cold, grey day. And after checking into my hotel made for the Artemis. I arrived around 15. 30, got my robe and went for a walk around the club. I saw a few potential options for my first session of the day and after a sauna I had nice chat with Caterina in the downstairs Kino we headed for one of the curtained rooms at the back.

[B]Caterina from Siberia[/B]

I had a good conversation with this tall blonde and after getting the green light that she kissed we moved to a room.

Every time I've done an all day stint at the Artemis I've always been slightly disappointed with my first session. I don't know, maybe nerves or something. Unfortunatly my time with Caterina was no exception. She gave a stellar blowjob and was quite vocal when I went down on her. After the condon went on and the sex proper started things started to go wrong. No real reason – the fizz just went out of it. I was thinking of bailing without finishing but the site of Caterina grinding away on my pushed my over the edge.

5/10 – I wouldn't repeat but this was no fault of Caterina, we just didn't click.

After a sauna and a sleep I went looking for girl 2 of the day. I spotted a curvy little cutie wandering about downstairs and stopped for a chat. She seemed enthusiastic and quite good fun so we went upstairs. Even though it was only 17. 00 or so there was only 1 room available. The club was filling up.

[B] Esther from Czech Republic[/B]

Esther is about 5 foot, she has short curly hair, big fake tits and a kind of 1950's actress look about her face.

This was a wonderful session. She gave great head and after fucking in 5 or 6 positions I asked her could I come on her big tits. She agreed and lay down squeezing them together – after fucking her tits for a while I came had and long accross them.

8/10. Almost certain repeat.

After dinner (pretty good pork and potatoes) I hooked up with girl 3.

[B]Nicole from Czech Republic[/B]

Another Czech girl and another fun session.

She's a tall blonde and was wearing a pink, fish-net body stocking that really caught my eye. We went upstairs and I asked her to leave it on during our session which she had no problem with.

We had a great time and as this was my third session of the day I was able to go as hard and long as I liked. She was really vocal when I was doing her doggie style and the site of our bodies slaming together while she was wearing her little outfit was superhot. I finished with a really strong orgasm and collapsed gasping on the bed.

8/10 – another probable repeat.

After a much longer rest spent reading in the downstairs bar I went looking for number 4. Sitting by the bar upstiars I met a girl whose name I'm not 100% sure of. I think it's Ciara or Kiara or something like that. She was physically very striking so I'm sure someone will know her based on the following. She was about 5 foot tall, short blonde hair and has a lot of tattoos. Her whole back is covered my 2 big angel wings and she has an eye tattoo'the in the middle of her shoulder blades. In addition she has 2 stars tattoo'the on her collar bone. She has some unusual piercings that I'the never seen before – she has 3 studs between her (big, fake) boobs, right on her breast bone.

After a really fun chat in the bar we went upstairs.

[B]Ciara / Kiara from Poland [/B]

Wow, wow, wow.

Put simply this was the best sex I've ever paid for and some of the best sex I've ever had.

Her blow job technique was perfect; alternating between short, shallow sucks and forcing my cock as far down her throat as it will go – almost gagging on it. She maintained eye contact the whole time. When he got onto the bed things somehow got even hotter. She was a total fire-cracker, full of vocal encouragement to fuck her harder, spank her ass, squeeze her tits etc. After lots of great positions we switched back to missionary because I wanted to look into her amazing eyes when I came. After ploughing away for a few minutes while she played with her clit I finished with one of the hardest orgasms I have ever had. An epic session with an amazing woman.

Afterwards we had a nice chat (she speaks perfect English, Polish and German) and I tipper her 40 on top of 60. I should have kept her in the room for a second 30 minutes but for some reason I didn't. An amazing end to a great day.

Just to finish –I think something should be done about the porn in the downstairs Kino. Everytime I went in it was really cheap, amatur stuff and at one stage there was so TS stuff on screen. The upstairs stuff is pretty good but downstairs is a real let down.

Thanks for reading.

Hi everyone!

I will begin to thank you all for a great thread with wonderful reports! My plan is to visit Artemis in a few weeks from now for the first time.

Never been to a FKK before, just strip clubs and "pure" brothels. So I have a few questions for you veterans out there.

* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?

* Is cum on boobs an extra föare €50? Or where is it allowed to come without a extra fee? Anywhere else than on the pussy or the face?

* After I'm done and the time is up, will there be like 5 minutes to just relax on the room with the girl or will she run away when the time is up?

* Are cellphones allowed in the wardrobe, so you can text during the day?

* What's a reasonable price for the taxi ride from Tegel airport to Artemis? €20?

* If I got a hotel in like 1km from Artemis, will it be safe to walk there during the night or is it a rough part of Berlin?

Is there any site with girls, escorts or whatever, that looks like those on Artemis? I mean, the Artemis website just shows the faceless bodies of the girls but the face is a big selling point for me.

I've read practically everything I can come across about this heaven on earth place but it feels anyways a bit scary. Haha, but in a GOOD way.

Well, wish me luck. I will post a report afterwards!

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?[/QUOTE]There are men of all ages in the FKK. Being young is an advantage with some of the younger girls. Held your luck. If you look like a teenager, some of the the ladies may be concerned but after a chat, it all goes away.

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]* Is cum on boobs an extra föare €50? Or where is it allowed to come without a extra fee? Anywhere else than on the pussy or the face?[/QUOTE]Generally, Yes. There is one girl who provides a titfuck as part of out routine with no charge but I generally tip her anyway.

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]* After I'm done and the time is up, will there be like 5 minutes to just relax on the room with the girl or will she run away when the time is up?[/QUOTE]Depends on whether time is up and the chemistry with the girl.

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]* Are cellphones allowed in the wardrobe, so you can text during the day?[/QUOTE]They are banned in the main areas but many go in to the dressing area to check messages and text.

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]* What's a reasonable price for the taxi ride from Tegel airport to Artemis? €20?[/QUOTE]Yes €20.

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]* If I got a hotel in like 1km from Artemis, will it be safe to walk there during the night or is it a rough part of Berlin?[/QUOTE]The area is fine. You may want a hotel closer to the center of Berlin and catch the train. There are several new hotels near Zoo station and Tiergarten that ae very reasonable and closer to some of the more conventional tourist delights of Berline.

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]Is there any site with girls, escorts or whatever, that looks like those on Artemis? I mean, the Artemis website just shows the faceless bodies of the girls but the face is a big selling point for me.[/QUOTE]Not really, but I don't think you will have too much issue with the facial features of most of the girls.

Enjoy your time, don't be shy and report back.

BSK

Hi Hif84. To your questions:.

[I]* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right? [/I]

No prob whatsoever. Plenty of young newbees there. I wish I knew about Arts when I was 25 vs my 92 yrs now. You may however look and feel older by the time you leave. People may look down on you if you are exceptionally short, but in general, people are not looking at you. They are looking at the girls.

[I]* Is cum on boobs an extra föare €50? Or where is it allowed to come without a extra fee? Anywhere else than on the pussy or the face? [/I]

Should not be an extra. Just discuss it first to be sure. Not sure about other body zones - say if you want to cum on their toes. May vary from girl to girl.

[I]* After I'm done and the time is up, will there be like 5 minutes to just relax on the room with the girl or will she run away when the time is up? [/I]

This depends on when you finish, and how charming, stinky, or scarey you are. In general, yes of course. Take your time before you go to the room, chat a bit, see if there is some click between you, and just be a human. If cuddle time is an issue - keep an eye on the cock and clock and schedule it in.

[I]* Are cellphones allowed in the wardrobe, so you can text during the day? [/I]

Cells not allowed (due to cameras) though many do. Phones can be more safely locked in the small money lockers in the hall where you have constant access. But you should be fucking and not texting.

[I]* What's a reasonable price for the taxi ride from Tegel airport to Artemis? €20? [/I]

Should be €10- 12 max with tip. There is also easy public transport-take the express X9 bus toward Zoo, then change to the S-Bahn (heading west) from Jungfernheide stop to Westkreuz, then a 3 min walk, costs 2. 30, the total travel time maybe 15-20 min, maybe 5 more than a taxi.

[I]* If I got a hotel in like 1km from Artemis, will it be safe to walk there during the night or is it a rough part of Berlin? [/I]

No prob. Safe, boring area.

[I]*Is there any site with girls, escorts or whatever, that looks like those on Artemis? I mean, the Artemis website just shows the faceless bodies of the girls but the face is a big selling point for me. [/I]

All the private bordellos and their websites have girls like (maybe some even better) those at Artemis. See the Berlin thread here and the Angus Magee blog. They all have faces which is a good thing. Many are shown. Kamilla Dee, Royal, Mon Rouge, van Kampen, Prestige etc. Well worth a look.

[I]I've read practically everything I can come across about this heaven on earth place but it feels anyways a bit scary. Haha, but in a GOOD way. [/I]

Relax, take your time, don't rush into things, feel the vibe out, chat first. Best to arrive about 8pm, ideally Thurs-Sat as they are the best nights. At 8, all there, Arts not crowded, all fresh, all in a goodish mood.

[I]Well, wish me luck. I will post a report afterwards! [/I]. Ditto to both.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1240401]Hi Hif84. To your questions:.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the answers! Wow, are you really 92 and still going strong? Cool!

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1240398]There are men of all ages in the FKK.

Enjoy your time, don't be shy and report back.

BSK[/QUOTE]Thank you!

BTW, do the girls have dildos for an extra dimension of fun?

[QUOTE=Hif84;1240322]* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?[/QUOTE]Some girls told me they don't like to go with some young men because they tend to be arrogant / drunk and behave badly (especially in groups) so my advice is just to show respect and be curtious. You will be rewarded in bed! That's why several girls told me they prefer men in their 30-40ies. I don't know if they were truthful, but I guess there is something in it since I heard the same thing from multiple girls. I am 40 BTW.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1240536]Some girls told me they don't like to go with some young men because they tend to be arrogant / drunk and behave badly (especially in groups) so my advice is just to show respect and be curtious. You will be rewarded in bed! That's why several girls told me they prefer men in their 30-40ies. I don't know if they were truthful, but I guess there is something in it since I heard the same thing from multiple girls. I am 40 BTW.[/QUOTE]Girls in this business are pretty good at telling you what they think you want to hear. If you are 60 yo, they will tell you they prefer mature men over young guys. If you are 25 and fit, they will tell you they love 25 yo fit guys and hate the old fat guys. If you are hairy, they tell you they like that. If you are tourist, they will tell you that they dislike the Germans. If you are German, they will tell you they do not like the tourists. It is all part of the illusion.

Go to World at a Friday or Saturday night and you will indeed see that girls are not opposed to party with groups of young guys. These are young girls after all.

[QUOTE=Henio; 1240542]Girls in this business are pretty good at telling you what they think you want to hear. If you are 60 yo, they will tell you they prefer mature men over young guys. If you are 25 and fit, they will tell you they love 25 yo fit guys and hate the old fat guys. If you are hairy, they tell you they like that. If you are tourist, they will tell you that they dislike the Germans. If you are German, they will tell you they do not like the tourists. It is all part of the illusion.

Go to World at a Friday or Saturday night and you will indeed see that girls are not opposed to party with groups of young guys. These are young girls after all.[/QUOTE]I totally agree with you, but of course all girls are different and they have different opinions. They are free however to choose with whom to go to zimmer, and even though I would never be in their high-heeled shoes, I always find it strange that they don't prowl only the younger crowd than the older guys in the FKKs. Money talks I guess!

Hello!

I'm heading down to Artemis next month. I usually visit in the evening / night, but this time my flight arrives early so I'm thinking about going to Artemis earlier.

Any thoughts on that, are there any girls working during the day? Lets say from 2pm? Sometimes I've noticed that the really good looking girls come later in the evening, but maybe that's just an misperception. And what is good looking anyway. For me, I like Sienna and Coni for example.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Travelman10; 1240633]Hello!

I've noticed that the really good looking girls come later in the evening, but maybe that's just an misperception. And what is good looking anyway. For me, I like Sienna and Coni for example.

Thanks![/QUOTE]This is partly a taste thing. Don't think you can say "better looking girls" do the evening shift per se, as I have been pleasantly surprised at times. There are simply significantly more girls on at night. Like by a factor of 3-5 times more, depending on the night, week, Messes etc. Sunday-Tues days are very slow and I think the day shift the other days can be stronger. The quiet atmosphere has its charms to be sure-girls a lot friendlier, rooms easy to get, even the music is better (much better). But you cannot beat the night time for choices. You are aware that you can come and go during the day for no extra charge, so you could go early, see what's what, and if nothing gets your mojo working, leave and come back later. 8pm is about when the night shift is at full strength.

[QUOTE=Travelman10;1240633]Any thoughts on that, are there any girls working during the day? Lets say from 2pm?[/QUOTE]Of course. It depends on the day. You will have 20 or 30 girls early in the afternoon at least. But, you're right: you'll have the full range of beautiful girls evenings and during the night only.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1240754]Of course. It depends on the day. You will have 20 or 30 girls early in the afternoon at least. But, you're right: you'll have the full range of beautiful girls evenings and during the night only.[/QUOTE]Ok, great. I'm thinking of going Saturday February 11 BTW.

[QUOTE=Hif84; 1240516]Thank you for the answers! Wow, are you really 92 and still going strong? Cool!

BTW, do the girls have dildos for an extra dimension of fun?[/QUOTE]Yep. 92. Amazing what you can do to a woman if you have wrinkles in the right places, and some blue meds. I still work out alot, so I look and feel 89.

What you could do is post here when you actually plan to arrive in Berlin, maybe with 1-2 day's warning. It could be that some of the locals might be around that day to show you the ropes (so you don't hang yourself). We might at least suggest who is good and who might be worth passing on. I might even let you push my wheelchair around.

Some girls might indeed have dildos for extra fun. Some might even have penises. This is Berlin, baby.

[QUOTE=Travelman10;1240819]Ok, great. I'm thinking of going Saturday February 11 BTW.[/QUOTE]Maybe the girls are a little bit tired that day. Fruit Logistica will close Friday February 10. Three days of really heavvvvy business for them.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1241001]Maybe the girls are a little bit tired that day. Fruit Logistica will close Friday February 10. Three days of really heavy business for them.[/QUOTE]Damn. But what is a poor boy to do.

[QUOTE=Hif84; 1240322]Hi everyone!

I will begin to thank you all for a great thread with wonderful reports! My plan is to visit Artemis in a few weeks from now for the first time.

Never been to a FKK before, just strip clubs and "pure" brothels. So I have a few questions for you veterans out there.

* I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?

* Is cum on boobs an extra föare €50? Or where is it allowed to come without a extra fee? Anywhere else than on the pussy or the face?

* After I'm done and the time is up, will there be like 5 minutes to just relax on the room with the girl or will she run away when the time is up?

* Are cellphones allowed in the wardrobe, so you can text during the day?

* What's a reasonable price for the taxi ride from Tegel airport to Artemis? €20?

* If I got a hotel in like 1km from Artemis, will it be safe to walk there during the night or is it a rough part of Berlin?

Is there any site with girls, escorts or whatever, that looks like those on Artemis? I mean, the Artemis website just shows the faceless bodies of the girls but the face is a big selling point for me.

I've read practically everything I can come across about this heaven on earth place but it feels anyways a bit scary. Haha, but in a GOOD way.

Well, wish me luck. I will post a report afterwards![/QUOTE]Dude I think the guys here have done a great job of answering your questions. The only thing I can add is to get on over there. I am reasonably young myself and have only visited FKK Paradise in Stuttgart. It was one of the most amazing things I have ever done. I honestly thought I was in Paradise. Artemis seems to be a very similar place. I plan to go on to Artemis on the 10th-13th Feb if you are looking for a wingman give me a shout.

[QUOTE=CheekyDancer;1241337]Dude I think the guys here have done a great job of answering your questions. The only thing I can add is to get on over there. I am reasonably young myself and have only visited FKK Paradise in Stuttgart. It was one of the most amazing things I have ever done. I honestly thought I was in Paradise. Artemis seems to be a very similar place. I plan to go on to Artemis on the 10th-13th Feb if you are looking for a wingman give me a shout.[/QUOTE]Warning for young guy!

FKKs are very dangerous young guys below 35! It could be very addicted and ruin your life, so stay away and come back when you get older or retired. LOL

Just kidding have fun and report back.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1241537]Warning for young guy!

FKKs are very dangerous young guys below 35! It could be very addicted and ruin your life, so stay away and come back when you get older or retired. LOL

Just kidding have fun and report back.[/QUOTE]Wise words but my problem is I have become used to having smoking hot bombshells. Now I am just hitting 35 the bombshells seem to be drying up. Also after my last relationship I work it out that it is a lot cheaper to spend time in FKK's than have another gold digger strapped to my wrist as a trinket that weighs a fortune. LOL.

I will post about my adventures at Artemis. I didn't post about my trip to Paradise Stuttgart as I was unprepared when I went there and forgot all the girls names, heights, titty sizes, hair colours etc. I think this was due to me being overwhelmed by the shear genius of the place I was in. I reckon members here can forgive me for that being that it was my first time in an FKK.

Hi Guys,

AMAZING! I talked about her previously, but this time, she totally "blew" my mind. I am talking about Giulia (24-25 years, blond, tall, slim, a body to die for).

I visited the ARtemis again on Tuesday and it was just as I expected. A f*mazing! Giulia recognized me an chatted me up. We went upstairs and she did what she does best. Gave me a natural blow job of my lifetime. Afterwards when we were fucking she asked me to bang her harder and she really seemed to enjoy it. I seem to be realizing when a girl really likes sex and when she only fakes it. She told me I could do her analy too, since I am not too large and we got on well. Ok, I had to pay extra, but boy was it worth it. And to round ting off, I came in her mouth and thought I had touched paradise. What a girl!

On top of two extras I tipped her handsomely and don't regret a single cent, since this experience was simply amazing. I wish one of you could share my experience and let me know, if you had the same pleasure.

I had tried out a dark haired rumanien girl a few months ago, who was great too. Soft, sexy and charming, but nothing compared to this overwhelmingly.

Wonderful goddes.

I just wish I could "come" here more often. Well I think Giulia is a reason to do so.

Have fun guys and let me know, if I'm right, or if she is just as much in love with as I am.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1241537]Warning for young guy!

FKKs are very dangerous young guys below 35! It could be very addicted and ruin your life, so stay away and come back when you get older or retired. LOL

Just kidding have fun and report back.[/QUOTE]I totally agree with you. You said on lighter side. But it is true.

Hi Guys.

In a couple of weeks I am going to Artemis for the first time.

Thank you for all these information. Very good.

I am interested in anybody telling me how the crowd is at Artemis. Not the girls but the guys. What type of person will I meet / what kind of man is the usual customer?

The reason to why I am asking is because I am a bit nerveus about not fitting in. Even though I have lost weight I will still be on the big side. Beer belly and moobs. Not really attractive.

Are the girls used to fat and ugly guys. Maybe it's mostly those type of men that is customers?

Are the swimming / sauna being done in the nude, or does people bring bathing suits?

Sorry if I am offending anyone, that is not my purpose.

Sorry I forgot a question.

How many of the girls at Artemis speaks english? I wish to talk a bit with the girl beforehand and unfortunately my german is really bad.

Another thing, what it the best ways to decline an offer from a girl?"I'm tired, maybe later?" or is there something better to use? '

Thanks! Will report back after I've visited

[QUOTE=Granthree;1242631]How many of the girls at Artemis speaks english? I wish to talk a bit with the girl beforehand and unfortunately my german is really bad.[/QUOTE]Don't be afraid. Most of them speak english, not fluently, but at least some words. The girls from Romania are usually fluently in italian and / or spanish. Note, not every girls likes to chat a lot, especially when the place is busy.

[QUOTE=Granthree;1242631]Another thing, what it the best ways to decline an offer from a girl?"I'm tired, maybe later?" or is there something better to use?[/QUOTE]"Maybe later." or anything else, whatever you like. Some girls will return and try it again, if you decline their offer by "Maybe later.".

[QUOTE=Granthree;1242621]What type of person will I meet / what kind of man is the usual customer?[/QUOTE]Expect an average of male european population, usually from 25 to 70 yo, completed by some guys from Africa, India and Asia. Some guys with belly, some without, you'll find every kind of man there.

[QUOTE=Granthree;1242621]Are the girls used to fat and ugly guys. Maybe it's mostly those type of men that is customers?[/QUOTE]Don't be afraid, they are. Ok, most of them. But the usually customer is Mr. Average.

[QUOTE=Granthree;1242621]Are the swimming / sauna being done in the nude, or does people bring bathing suits?[/QUOTE]Dresscode is nude. If you like, you can bring your swimsuite, a few people do, but it's unusual. You can wear a towel in the sauna.

[QUOTE=Granthree;1242621]I am a bit nerveus about[/QUOTE]Relax. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Granthree; 1242621]Hi Guys.

The reason to why I am asking is because I am a bit nerveus about not fitting in. Even though I have lost weight I will still be on the big side. Beer belly and moobs. Not really attractive.[/QUOTE]Granthree,

Don't worry too much about it. In the FKK format, most of the time the guy sits on the sofa relaxing and it is the girl who initiates contact. So, she can't mind too much how you look if she is the one who initiates contact.

If you desire a particular girl you can ask to chat and then gauge her body language.

Just be polite always to the girls and things will work out.

Hi guys. Thanks.

Another question for you, are there any redheads (natural or fake) at Artemis? If not, do you know any places in Berlin with redhead (s)?

And if there are any redheads, can you recommend them? Nothing more un-sexy than a girl that seems like she is not into it.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Granthree;1243295]Another question for you, are there any redheads (natural or fake) at Artemis?[/QUOTE]I don't know any real redhead in Artemis but you'll find some fake redheads as well.

[b]Mio[/b], a tiny girl, not skinny, small tits, professional service. [b]Antonia[/b], Romania, recommended. [b]Alena[/b], tat below her left breast. Watch out for some lightened highheels. Can't recommend her, because I've never had sex with her.

But, don't forget: The hairs they are a-changing. (Bob Dylan)

Hi folks,

Does anyone know any other good FKK Clubs in Germany other than the Artemis in Berlin? I mean recommendable ones?

Thanks,

J

[QUOTE=Granthree; 1242631]Sorry I forgot a question.

How many of the girls at Artemis speaks english? I wish to talk a bit with the girl beforehand and unfortunately my german is really bad.

Another thing, what it the best ways to decline an offer from a girl?"I'm tired, maybe later?" or is there something better to use? '

Thanks! Will report back after I've visited[/QUOTE]Hi there. Most of the girls speak english. I however prefer girls, who not only speak english but are able to flirt and speak in a sophisticated sort of way. This I can say of Giulia (German blond, small tits, tall, immaculate body and of course. Fantastic in the sex department). She makes me laugh a lot. She is witty, smart (student) and highly entertaining. Her english is basic with a very strong but very sexy german accent. However, she knows how to put the words together in order to create a perfectly enjoyable conversation. And of course, what comes thereafter is-MINDBLOWING!

Hi, would appreciate if anyone can tell me if Kathleen still works at Artmemis. She is Blonde, German, middle 20s, very beautiful.

It was a rather quiet afternoon today. About 35 men and 35-40 women.

I had 4 sessions.

Virginia. Tall blonde tanned Hungarian girl, very attractive, porn star alike and quite friendly. The service was good.

Nikol. 19 years Czech blonde girl, nice body, overall attractive. Very good service and very good oral-cim.

Later I saw a busty brunette Hungarian again, Ruby, with big boobs and ass.

Her service was ok, but started saying "don't touch my face, don't touch my hair, don't do this" etc which made me finish the session very quickly as I was frustrated by her attitude. I would not say "avoid her" but I wouldn't see her again. For curvy lovers, she is fine.

Finally, I wanted to try a black girl, and I chose Asia from DR with the typical body of black women, curvy, firm ass etc.

Her service was very good and generally she was a very friendly girl.

I would like to try another Hungarian, blonde big boobs and big tattoos, with silicon breasts and silicon lips, but it didn't happen. Looked quite horny.

After that I was exhausted and left straight away.

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly; 1243550]Hi folks,

Does anyone know any other good FKK Clubs in Germany other than the Artemis in Berlin? I mean recommendable ones?

Thanks,

J[/QUOTE]In Frankfurt, FKK World, Oase, Mainhattan, and Palace are the 4 I would recommend.

I'm thinking of making my way up to Berlin to check out Artemis. How does it compare with the 4 FRA clubs above?

[QUOTE=Vostro000;1243642]Hi, would appreciate if anyone can tell me if Kathleen still works at Artmemis. She is Blonde, German, middle 20s, very beautiful.[/QUOTE]Yes, she still works at A.

Am I too old to start this hobby? I am 70 years old. Will the girls stay away from me because I am Asian?

After reading most of the reports, I sure am missing a lot. I hope it is not too late to start.

Thanks for your help.

[QUOTE=Banana Boi; 1243687]In Frankfurt, FKK World, Oase, Mainhattan, and Palace are the 4 I would recommend.

I'm thinking of making my way up to Berlin to check out Artemis. How does it compare with the 4 FRA clubs above?[/QUOTE]Well as I said, I don't have a lot of comparisons in Germany other than the Artemis. But that I find amazing, especially the girl called Giulia (German, blond, tall, slim, pretty). Check her out, she is amazing as I posted so often before. I think I could be declared a fan of hers. Hopefully not an addict.

Thanks for your reply. Must check out the other clubs.

Best,

J.

[QUOTE=Banana Boi; 1243687]In Frankfurt, FKK World, Oase, Mainhattan, and Palace are the 4 I would recommend.

I'm thinking of making my way up to Berlin to check out Artemis. How does it compare with the 4 FRA clubs above?[/QUOTE]I've only been to Artemis once, but It's definitely among the best, on par with Oase IMHO. I would however rank Oase higher due to lower entry and session cost. But Artemis is much bigger (indoor) and there's more variety of girls from other nationalities than at Oase (where most of them come from Romania / Bulgaria). Bottom end: Artemis is absolutely worth the visit!

[QUOTE=Dim Yann;1243672]II would like to try another Hungarian, blonde big boobs and big tattoos, with silicon breasts and silicon lips, but it didn't happen. Looked quite horny.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report.

The blonde Hungarian girl, could you describe her more in detail? Where did she have the tattoos? Did she wear any lingerie?

You didn, t got her name?

Norjan

Hi everybody, Alleng from Rome.

I'll be in Berlin on february10 to 19th and I'll surely post my experiences in Artemis, as usual.

Can someone tell me (Charlie 123 maybe) if Selma is still working there?

My best

I am curious if there will be some girls will to allow guys to do DATY.

I love doing that, wanted to know if there will be extra charge for the same?

Rimming the girls, besides the DATY, I also love rimming my girls, was curious, if girls allow to do that. Any extra costs involved in that too?

Getting rimmed, while not very much into it, I love getting it from some girls who are good at that. What will be the xtra costs involved for that?

[QUOTE=AssLover945; 1243952]I am curious if there will be some girls will to allow guys to do DATY.

I love doing that, wanted to know if there will be extra charge for the same?

Rimming the girls, besides the DATY, I also love rimming my girls, was curious, if girls allow to do that. Any extra costs involved in that too?

Getting rimmed, while not very much into it, I love getting it from some girls who are good at that. What will be the xtra costs involved for that?[/QUOTE]This is probably an area where YMMV. I can only speak of my own experience, but I did DATY / 69 all girls I went with at Artemis. One of the girls enjoyed it so much that she arched her back and told me in german that she loved to be licked in the ass, and I didn't disappoint her. All this without extra cost.

However if you ask a girl to rim you, my guess is that this is extra or she might do it if you are a regular customer.

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1243937]The blonde Hungarian girl, could you describe her more in detail? Where did she have the tattoos? Did she wear any lingerie?

You didn, t got her name?[/QUOTE]I think there's no need to get her name. It's Nicky, no doubt about it.

[QUOTE=AssLover945; 1243952]I am curious if there will be some girls will to allow guys to do DATY.

I love doing that, wanted to know if there will be extra charge for the same?

Rimming the girls, besides the DATY, I also love rimming my girls, was curious, if girls allow to do that. Any extra costs involved in that too?

Getting rimmed, while not very much into it, I love getting it from some girls who are good at that. What will be the xtra costs involved for that?[/QUOTE]Never pay extra to eat pussy or lick ass! Some girls will let you do it, and some won't. A good way to get tongue in cheeks is have her on top in 69, then just stick your tongue in her booty hole. Even fewer girls will lick a monger's ass. But when I have had it done, I have never paid extra. And nor should you. If it's something you just got to have in order to be happy with the session, then negotiate it in before you go to the room. Don't pay extra to lick a tute's butt man!

[QUOTE=The Cane;1244002]Never pay extra to eat pussy or lick ass! Some girls will let you do it, and some won't.[/QUOTE]I second this. This paying for every little extra is bad policy and only ends up encouraging the practice. I have never had a girl refuse DATY at Artemis. Once down there some will be more responsive and this determines what happens next and if I will give her cinnamon twirl a lick. The same applies to being rimmed. If she is actually enthusiastic with her BJ and licks your balls, make the butt hole accessible and see what happens. Few (very few) will take the invitation but every once in a while one will and this makes it all worth it.

AM

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1243937]Thanks for the report.

The blonde Hungarian girl, could you describe her more in detail? Where did she have the tattoos? Did she wear any lingerie?

You didn, t got her name?

Norjan[/QUOTE]She had a tatoo above her ass, a big one like eagle I think. Full silicone breasts and lips.

Wore a pink string yesterday.

Strange think that although she looked like a pron star, I never saw her in 2 days go up in a room.

Anyway, on my second day I saw a new girl, brown hair, curvy, sexy curvy ass, Romanian. Name Rianna, said her 4th day in Artemis.

Service was quite good, friendly girl.

And after I saw a Romanian with black hair all tied up all the time, slim, tall, with a small tatoo and a little harsh voice (like from cold!)

Service was very good. Name I forget now, but starts with "M" I think. Said she was 7-8 months there.

I have read a lot of bad things about Romanian girls, but all 5-6 I have seen in Artemis were very good

After 6 sessions in 2 days, I headed for my hotel exhausted. The place on Thursday was again quiet up to 11 that I left. A little busier from Wednesday.

Girl that I would like to meet but didn't happen were.

1. A busty black Brazilian, with big nipples. Very sexy.

2. The Hungarian mentioned above.

3. Another pornstar are alike blonde with very enhanced tits that stand out amazingly (!) , and all hair tied up back.

I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.

Thats all from me. I also went to Erlebniswohung, as I have read good reports, but I can say it was totally crap, both the place and the girls. Maybe I write a report later.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1244083]I second this. This paying for every little extra is bad policy and only ends up encouraging the practice.[/QUOTE]Agree. Must say I noticed this much much more in apartments than at Artemis. Adding this up with the fact that you pay in advance (in apartments) it can be a real pain in the ass. To the point where one might ask right away what's the "all inclusive" rate and go with that.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1244239]Agree. Must say I noticed this much much more in apartments than at Artemis. Adding this up with the fact that you pay in advance (in apartments) it can be a real pain in the ass. To the point where one might ask right away what's the "all inclusive" rate and go with that.

Kimino[/QUOTE]I think it is actually a different mentality in an apartment. There is less visible competition for customers between the girls and a sort of "menu" mentality in apartments. For me an FKK session is almost always better as there is less guaranteed. I mean, given the current rimming discusion, I know that there are probably places where one could go and pay a girl to lick my hairy butt. But to find a girl, as rare as she might be, who will volunteer for the task, is that much sweeter and therefore that much more precious to my psyche. It has happened once at Artemis (and no I will not mention who it was) and this session will remain in my memory as one of my all time best.

The reason I discourage such payment is I personally would not want Artemis to turn to this menu style any more than it has. Ideally in an FKK (for me) you chat with the girl, determine your attraction both physically and mentally, and then off to the room. What happens then is determined by providence and you reward her through longer sessions and/or repeat sessions. It requires that the girl take the long view and not try to nickel and dime her way to a bigger pay check.

And remember that ancient Chinese proverb:Man who wants his but licked, better be prepared at the very least to shave his balls....;)

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1244240]I mean, given the current rimming discusion, I know that there are probably places where one could go and pay a girl to lick my hairy butt. But to find a girl, as rare as she might be, who will volunteer for the task, is that much sweeter and therefore that much more precious to my psyche. It has happened once at Artemis (and no I will not mention who it was) and this session will remain in my memory as one of my all time best.[/QUOTE]Damn Angus, please tell us which girl it was, so I know which one not to DFK! xD

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1244240]Ideally in an FKK (for me) you chat with the girl, determine your attraction both physically and mentally, and then off to the room. What happens then is determined by providence and you reward her through longer sessions and / or repeat sessions. It requires that the girl take the long view and not try to nickel and dime her way to a bigger pay check.

AM[/QUOTE]Well said, mate! One of the best syopses of the fkk experience seen from a proper perspective (from the Man's viewpoint, at least).

Remind me to have this paragraph translated into Romanian and tatooed onto my left buttock cheek the next time I visit Oase or Palace!

By the way, about that Chinese Proverb: Look what happens to you when you keep smoking those damned fortune cookies, Angus!

O

[QUOTE=JohnnySmith2; 1243825]Am I too old to start this hobby? I am 70 years old. Will the girls stay away from me because I am Asian?

After reading most of the reports, I sure am missing a lot. I hope it is not too late to start.

Thanks for your help.[/QUOTE]You are only as old as the woman you feel. Get to Artemis and feel 21 again.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1243978]I think there's no need to get her name. It's Nicky, no doubt about it.[/QUOTE]Nicky, OK, thanks man.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Dim Yann; 1244177]She had a tatoo above her ass, a big one like eagle I think. Full silicone breasts and lips.

Wore a pink string yesterday.

Strange think that although she looked like a pron star, I never saw her in 2 days go up in a room.

Anyway, on my second day I saw a new girl, brown hair, curvy, sexy curvy ass, Romanian. Name Rianna, said her 4th day in Artemis.

Service was quite good, friendly girl.

And after I saw a Romanian with black hair all tied up all the time, slim, tall, with a small tatoo and a little harsh voice (like from cold!)

Service was very good. Name I forget now, but starts with "M" I think. Said she was 7-8 months there.

I have read a lot of bad things about Romanian girls, but all 5-6 I have seen in Artemis were very good

After 6 sessions in 2 days, I headed for my hotel exhausted. The place on Thursday was again quiet up to 11 that I left. A little busier from Wednesday.

Girl that I would like to meet but didn't happen were.

1. A busty black Brazilian, with big nipples. Very sexy.

2. The Hungarian mentioned above.

3. Another pornstar are alike blonde with very enhanced tits that stand out amazingly (!) , and all hair tied up back.

I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.

Thats all from me. I also went to Erlebniswohung, as I have read good reports, but I can say it was totally crap, both the place and the girls. Maybe I write a report later.[/QUOTE]Great man, thanks for posting.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Galazy; 1239950]Ciara / Kiara from Poland.

Wow, wow, wow.[/QUOTE]Many thanks to Galazy for the recommendation. I was at Artemis on Wednesday evening and spotted Ciarra on the back of his description. She wouldn't be my normal choice as I prefer the girl-next-door type, but after chatting to her for a while I was charmed and headed to the room. I can only repeat Galazy's report as this was an incredible experience. Ciarra is a star performer. PSE / GFE, she gives it all. I had an amazing session and finished with CIM. She's also intelligent and great company. A definite repeat next time I'm in Berlin.

[QUOTE=Hif84; 1240322]Hi everyone!

I * I'm just 25 years old, will that be any problem? Will people "look down" on me because of that you think? People tend to be older when they visiting FKKs, right?

*[/QUOTE]I dunno about these fkk but I noticed a few things from my trips to prague in regards to being young.

Many much older women don't seem care, I'd say they like young guys, they aint going to get young guys in real life and will enjoy you and prob try to tease you.

Young girls IMO some I guess enjoy to meet a young guy also so that is cool, maybe they think they relate to you better? However, some seem to be wary or cold and stand offish and I think for 1 of 2 reasons. 1) they are embarssed to be a prostitute and interacting with guy similar age in this way. 2) They are intimidated by you. I mean an older man may be a respectable guy and treat and talk to a women as a mature man / gentleman (not neccesrly at all but may look that way) whereas with young guys they think 'rude guy or guy who thinks with his dick, what he want to do to me'.

Well something like that? Just impression I got.

One night in Prague I was real drunk and went into a prague brothel with some nike tracksuit top on LOL. Well I look like a bit off a lad / bad boy I guess. They had a line up off 8 women and when I stood at bar they had to come 1 by 1 to introduce themselves to me and shake my hand. Wow, you could feel the 'bad / strange vibes'. Whereas sitting on seats were older business type men in 30-50s with nice suits on etc.

Whereas another brothel a Russian woman in her 50s? She thought I was only 18 (I was 21 or soemthing?) and she was offering to suck me off even for free haha. But I declined she was old and fat no offense to her.

I have been to artemis and oase and other clubs and have always seen old and young men alike always. Some girls actually like company nearer their own age and they will be evaluating the customers just as much as we evaluate them. The main underlying factor here is to be pleasant at all times to the girls and they will surely respond kindly to this whether you are 18 or 80 it makes little difference.

[QUOTE=Mohab;1244440]I have been to artemis and oase and other clubs and have always seen old and young men alike always. Some girls actually like company nearer their own age and they will be evaluating the customers just as much as we evaluate them. The main underlying factor here is to be pleasant at all times to the girls and they will surely respond kindly to this whether you are 18 or 80 it makes little difference.[/QUOTE]The girls are working for money, as long as you have money and is polite don't worry.

[QUOTE=Dim Yann;1244177]I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.[/QUOTE]You should give her a try. She can be both PSE and GFE, I find her very sexy and love the oil she puts on her body.

Ciao.

Kimino

I would appreciate the advice and input of the Berlin veterans on where is the best location in terms of the hottest looking lineup for punting on a Friday morning between the hours of 10:00 AM and 12noon in Berlin, and the logistics of doing it by public transportation from / to Tegel airport?

Logistics: My flight arrives into Tegel airport (TXL) AT 9:00 AM on Friday, February 17. I am currently scheduled to depart from Tegel airport the same day at 1:50 PM. I am assuming that I will be able to leave the airport by around 9:30am, having gone through customs and border controls, and that I will have to be back to the airport by about 12noon which is allowing just under 2 hours before my outgoing flight at 1:50pm. As far as I can tell from analyzing the travel options using the bahn. De website, I can see that it's about a 20 to 30 minute trip from the Tegel airport to a number of the highly recommended punting locations in Berlin. For example, I see that there are buses (the X9 and the 109 bus lines) which leave the Tegel airport station every 10 minutes or so and it's about a 7 minute ride to the S-Bahn station at Jungfernheide, from which one can get the S42 S-Bahn train which will take one to: (a) the S-Bahn Westkreuz station which is adjacent to Artemis, (be) the Heidelberger Platz station which is adjacent to bordello Van Kampen and also 1km (about 10-12 minute walk) from bordello Kamilla Dee, or (see) the Bundesplatz station adjacent to bordello Royal, all three bordellos of which have gotten good recommendations on this board. And the trip back to the Tegel airport at about 11:30am is just as easily made on the S-Bahn and Tegeler Weg bus to Tegel Airport in about the same amount of time as the outbound trip.

QUESTION 1: Have I overlooked anything, insofar as the underlying logistics of a short romp in Berlin on a Friday morning from Tegel airport, and getting back on time for my flight?

I assume most would agree that an hour session with a hottie in Berlin is worth going into town for, instead of simply killing 5 hours in the airport. I would try to sleep in the airport so I would have more energy for Friday night's activities, but I have never been successful at falling asleep on an airport floor, (although I was toying with the idea of taking along a sleeping bag roll and trying to do so this time.)

QUESTION 2: My question is where is the best place, accesible easily from Tegel airport, that I should go to, that has the best line up on Friday morning even at 10:00am or 10:30am?

Artemis first opens at 11:00 am, and it would be my assumption that at exactly 11:00am, their best line up is not yet present, and will filter in later as the day progresses. So the 200 Euro cost of an hour at Artemis at 11:00am did not seem worth it. I will visit there another time, I guess.

I looked at the websites for the Van Kampen, Kamilla Dee and Royal bordellos, and I simply cannot tell from the pictures posted if I am likely to find a 9 or a 10, or even an 8 level beautiful girl in those places, despite the recommendations that they sometimes have good girls that I have read on this thread. I am wondering whether these bordellos might also not have their best girls available so early at their 10:00am in the morning opening time either. But at least if I don't like what I see at one bordello, I can leave and go to the next place, time permitting. This is what I will probably do, unless someone here on this thread can guide me on a course which they know from experience will produce a better result.

Another consideration is the price at these bordellos of 150 Euros for 1 hour. Unless I can actually find a 9 at the bordellos, or maybe an 8, I feel it would not be worth it for me to do a session in Berlin. The reason is that later on the same day, Friday evening, (unless I change my flights because of weather related considerations and fly to Frankfurt instead) , I am planning to be in Rio strip club in Kiev where I will definitely be able to pull out a girl who is a 9 at the rate of $300/3hours which is $100 or [U]76 Euro per hour[/U]. [B]That's half the price of a girl in Berlin[/B]. So unless the girl in Berlin is really hot, I will try to control myself and choose to simply wait until the night time when I can play with Kiev's hotties. But on the other hand, if I can succeed in finding a very hot girl in Berlin at one of the bordellos, I am quite willing to pay double the cost of a Kiev hottie, because it is a worthwhile alternative entertainment to killing 5 hours in the Tegel airport torturing myself trying unseccessfully to sleep, while thinking about all the hot pussy in Berlin that I will not even taste. LOL.

So, what does the collective wisdom of the veteran's on this forum advise? Stay in the airport and get some possible sleep? Or do I have a good chance of finding a 9 level beauty at 10:00am in the morning at a Berlin bordello? And if so, which bordello is the best bet at which to do so?

Any good insights would be appreciated.

LJ

[QUOTE=Liljoey;1244806]Artemis first opens at 11:00 am, and it would be my assumption that at exactly 11:00am, their best line up is not yet present, and will filter in later as the day progresses. So the 200 Euro cost of an hour at Artemis at 11:00am did not seem worth it. I will visit there another time, I guess.[/QUOTE]Right decision. Artemis won't fit your special needs.

S-Bahn: Expect some delays and cancelled trains, especially at so-called Ringbahn (between Jungfernheide to Westkreuz and / or Heidelberger Platz) during winter. Prefer Subway: U7 between Jungfernheide and Fehrbelliner Platz, trains run every 5 mins workdays, change there for one stop U3 southbound to Heidelberger Platz or try a short 15 min walk.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1244240]. I know that there are probably places where one could go and pay a girl to lick my hairy butt. But to find a girl, as rare as she might be, who will volunteer for the task, is that much sweeter and therefore that much more precious to my psyche. It has happened once at Artemis (and no I will not mention who it was) and this session will remain in my memory as one of my all time best.

AM[/QUOTE]Gggg? . Girlfriend of Charlies.

For those of you intending to visit Love Bahnhoff Artemis this week. 8-10 Feb, Berlin hosts the poetically described "Fruit and Vegetable Logistics" convention, at the Messe, a stone`s throw away. While not as massive as the IFA Electronics gig in Sept, the Logistics annual bash has a reputation of being a bit rough and rowdy. If you canvass the girls, as your intrepid reporter has, they are of very mixed thoughts on it. The obvious tradeoff being, a chance to make good money at some physical cost. They tend to be wiped out from all the frenzy by early am, and the whole thing will surely build over 3 days. While it is likely that the Messe will stimulate the arrival of some new recruits, it can make things catty as more girls then have to compete. It is mildly interesting that different Messen have a different vibe, but they do. Some may find the buzz exciting, some may find it just oppressive. I am just giving a head's up here that during this period, it will most certainly not be business as usual. It also means that early next week, things will be much quieter than normal, as a lot of girls will take a few days (or a week) off to recover.

The usual rule applies even more so: wise mongers should show up earlier (7-8pm ish - and arguably this week- even earlier like 5ish) , survey the scene, make some decisions assuming by 10 pm, there may even be a line to get in, rooms will be quite full, and girls under a fair bit of stress. The final Friday night might be sufficiently unbearable to warrant a complete pass. YMMV of course.

[QUOTE=Dim Yann;1244177]I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.[/QUOTE]Hi there,

If you prefer someone, who is fairly new to the scene, but highly enjoyable, very special, loving and sexy, you must trie out Giulia. She is from Berlin, about 24-25 years old, blond, slim and mildly tatooed. She is wonderful and beautiful. She knows how to flirt and how to pleasure a man just the right way. Check her out. I would love to know, if you share my excitement about her.

She told me she is there Mo day, tue night and Fr. Day.

Best,

J

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly; 1245269]Hi there,

If you prefer someone, who is fairly new to the scene, but highly enjoyable, very special, loving and sexy, you must trie out Giulia. She is from Berlin, about 24-25 years old, blond, slim and mildly tatooed. She is wonderful and beautiful. She knows how to flirt and how to pleasure a man just the right way. Check her out. I would love to know, if you share my excitement about her.

She told me she is there Mo day, tue night and Fr. Day.

Best,

J[/QUOTE]Johnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler.

If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1245316]Johnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler. If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl. AM[/QUOTE]Most def. This strikes me as a bit odd as well. Maybe it is just a wee obsession, like what I once had with that sheep Daisy.

About the fruit messe:

Don't visit after 5 pm unless you like a riot of rednecks invading the club. Most of them go (run?) straight from the messe to the club and once in place the horde just can't behave, and I promise you, these guys are'nt bothered about the bed-bugs in downstairs area.

Expert tip: Go early, like 1 pm, and enjoy the line-up a couple of hours.

Then leave.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1245316]Johnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler.

If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl.

AM[/QUOTE]Sorry to bother you guys. It's just that I am a bit excited about her and haven't received any responses until now. Well, now I have, so for that thanks. But it's true, I think I'm little bit hooked on her. What to do? Maybe I'll stay away from her for some time and trie to get over my obsession. I mean, I have other girls now and then and, god knows, I had many others in the past, but this time it seems to be different. Oh god, how stupid I must sound, if I read my posts in a few years time. LOL.

So, don't take it at as insult, that I've been writing so much about her, I just didn't think you guys read my posts. Well now I know better.

Best.

J.

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly;1245364]So, don't take it at as insult, that I've been writing so much about her, I just didn't think you guys read my posts. Well now I know better.[/QUOTE]Well I am sure you would not be the first to fall for a girl. But how about some other reports (with names) to dispel what may or may not be a wrong impression.

AM

[QUOTE=Liljoey;1244806]I would appreciate the advice and input of the Berlin veterans on where is the best location in terms of the hottest looking lineup for punting on a Friday morning between the hours of 10:00 AM and 12noon in Berlin.[/QUOTE]IMHO.

Look the sites, Royal, Vk, Prestige and KD (if BBBJ is not a must for you) or any other place not too far. See if there are girls that you like, call the place and try to fix an appointment for 10:00 or 10:30.

If you don't want to call before, go straight to Royal. Forget about visiting different places if that's your schedule. Anyways, starting at Royal, Kd is at 5min walk, Vk is at 5 min walk from Kd. Approx.

Prestige is in another area but probably nearer to Tegel.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1245407]IMHO.

Look the sites, Royal, Vk, Prestige and KD (if BBBJ is not a must for you) or any other place not too far. See if there are girls that you like, call the place and try to fix an appointment for 10:00 or 10:30.

If you don't want to call before, go straight to Royal. Forget about visiting different places if that's your schedule. Anyways, starting at Royal, Kd is at 5min walk, Vk is at 5 min walk from Kd. Approx.

Prestige is in another area but probably nearer to Tegel.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Kimino[/QUOTE]Thanks, Kimino. But now please un-confuse me about the BBBJ issue.

Am I to understand from your comment that BBBJ is NOT available at all these Berlin brothels you mentioned (Royal, Van Kampen, Prestige and Kamilla Dee) , or were you only saying BBBJ isn't available at Kamilla Dee brothel?

My previous impression before reading your comment was that BBBJ was always available in Berlin brothels, at the very least as an "extra" for some more Euro. BBBJ is certainly included in standard service at FKK Artemis. How then do these brothels compete if they don't offer it? If I have misunderstood what you were saying, please clarify.

Also, Google Maps puts the distance between Royal and Kamilla Dee at approximately 1km. You say you walked it in 5 minutes? Either there's a shortcut when walking that Google doesn't know about, or you must have really, really wanted to get to KD that time.....LOL. Just Kidding. Anyway, I'm a slow walker, so it'll take me longer.

LJ

[QUOTE=Liljoey; 1245414]Anyway, I'm a slow walker, so it'll take me longer.

LJ[/QUOTE]I have moved this back over to the Berlin thread as it really isn't about Artemis.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1245465&viewfull=1#post1245465[/url]

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1245388]Well I am sure you would not be the first to fall for a girl. But how about some other reports (with names) to dispel what may or may not be a wrong impression.

AM[/QUOTE]Well it's been a while, since I've been urged to write about my adventures due to the quality of the service. So my effort to "dispel what may or not may be a wrong impression" is simply that. To dispel, but please don't mistake it for a fully loaded pleasure-report, which, as stated above it can't be.

In the Artemis I remember to have had the pleasure to be with a black haired girl (probably diyed) , whose name I don not recall. About 1, 65 tall, nice boobs, natural from Romania or Poland, please don't pin me down on that one. She gave me a nice BJ. She let herself be licked everywhere (that was particularly nice) and let me kiss her with the tongue (ok, that's the only part my favorite doesn't do). Ok no more about her here, I know.

Then she made me cum by jerking me of and smiled when it was over. All within half an hour and I thought that was good value for money. However, I prefer blond and tall. The reason why I went upstairs with her was because she too had a very beautiful smile.

For those of you who know the Golden Time in Vienna (by the way not quite the standard of the Artemis, but worth checking out non the less.) I had an adventure with a girl called Jeanna or Gina, I don'T know how to spell that. She too was from Eastern Europe with an immaculate body and tits, that had a job done to them. Allthough I prefer natural I fell for her, as I had a long day behind me, my balls were about to explode, she looked great and was the first to tickle my fancy. She made cum nicely too, but her BJ was funny, maybe doe to the condom, which wouldn't be her fault. I guess that's another thing I prefer in Germany. She had to laugh when the condom came off and put on another before she sat on me. That again was quite enjoyable. Hm, for now I think this is all I want to tell you, as I would like to think of this forum as one where quality reports are to be shared and not to report a simple visit.

Let me know if I can help you with any other dispellings, or if I am free to dream about what I consider to be best for me.

Best.

J.

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly;1245596]Let me know if I can help you with any other dispellings, or if I am free to dream about what I consider to be best for me.[/QUOTE]Thanks Johnny. Names would be nice but you are trying and that is what counts.

My own experience with falling for an FKK girl is that it can be a wonderfully giddy feeling but that it is important not to lose perspective. This is best accomplished by going to the room with other girls at least as often as you take your intended upstairs, remembering the names and reporting back to us undesirables.

;)

AM

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly;1245596]To dispel, but please don't mistake it for a fully loaded pleasure-report, which, as stated above it can't be.J.[/QUOTE]This all reminds me of the good old "Letters to Penthouse" days. Sorry. Something off here.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1245649]This all reminds me of the good old "Letters to Penthouse" days. Sorry. Something off here.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, these must have been before my time. Although I had the pleasure of holding one or the other copy of a vintage magazine in my hands. What exactly was the nature of those letters? Admittedly I had to smile, when reading your comment.

Regards,

J.

I'll be at Artemis tomorrow, Saturday, if anyone from the forum want to say Hi. You might find me downstairs reading a book. I also have a text tattoo on my left forearm. Come and say Hi!

I visited Artemis for 3 days last week

Day 1:

Nina Czech R. GFE with a lot of kissing.

Carla Romania GFE and now the top of my list. In my last visit I went with her three times in the room in one day. Can't get enough of her.

Adelina Romania Very pretty face and has lost some weight since last time I saw her (beginning of dec 11). She seems as optifick, but had a very good time with her.

Day 2:

Carla Romania Just can't get enough.

Amelie Germany blond hair, had braces before, but it is "almost" removed now. Also GFE with kisses.

Fatima Slovakia long black hair, slim body, a-cup breasts. I had been with her before and it was not bad, but neither special. Although she is very nice, but I didn't click with her.

Ria Mix Holland / Brazil? 1. 95? Tall, dark skin, short hair. I had a very good time with her in my last visit, specially her BBBJ was very good, but this time there was no kissing (also no body kissing) , cold and mechanical. Maybe she had a bad day. I will not repeat.

Day 3:

Martina bulgarian Petit, brown hair. GFE. She speaks very little english.

Sheenya moldavian good BBBJ, good english, GFE.

Tamara Romanian Long black curly hair, beautiful smile. GFE.

Carla & Lorenitza Romania Actually wanted to try Lorenitza, she is pretty (looks sexy with the glasses) , but she seems very cold. She is best friend of Carla. Asked Carla if she is good and she said "Yes, she is very good". Didn't believed her, and asked for a threesom. I thought that if Lorenitza is bad I could spend time with Carla then. Was not a good idea. As soon we got in the room they demonstrated a very good lesbian kiss and asked me if I want to pay extra to see more of lesbian action. I denied. The rest was very mechanical and I was also very tired. Even Carla (my dream girl) couldn't save me.

Chris Romania Long black hair, tall, average face, young, see-cup breast. Was too tired to do anything else, so I asked for only BBBJ and CIM finish. Nothing special, but got the job done.

Just a quick question: when arriving you take a shower?

Do you bring your own parfume / antiperspirant / deodorant (or what it's called) and skin care, tooth brush, hair wax etc etc?

[QUOTE=Granthree; 1246783]Just a quick question: when arriving you take a shower?

Do you bring your own parfume / antiperspirant / deodorant (or what it's called) and skin care, tooth brush, hair wax etc etc?[/QUOTE]Well nobody makes you take a shower but it is recommended. Supplied are liquid soap in the shower and towels. Anything else you would have to bring your own.

AM

[QUOTE=Shah Khan; 1246725]Adelina Romania Very pretty face and has lost some weight since last time I saw her (beginning of dec 11). She seems as optifick, but had a very good time with her.

Sheenya moldavian good BBBJ, good english, GFE.

Tamara Romanian Long black curly hair, beautiful smile. GFE.[/QUOTE]I can also recommend these three myself from personal experience.

[QUOTE=Granthree;1246783]Just a quick question: when arriving you take a shower?[/QUOTE]I always take a shower when I first arrive (or wait for after the sauna if that's my first destination.) It's nice to feel fresh before going out to hunting. It also gives me a chance to assess which girls are available that day while drying myself by the main door. (As a side effect, it might also be showing to the girls that I take care of my hygiene.)

I also take a shower after each session.

[QUOTE]Do you bring your own parfume / antiperspirant / deodorant (or what it's called) and skin care, tooth brush, hair wax etc etc?[/QUOTE]I always bring my perfume, deodorant, hair wax and comb these days. And, I can say that it has a positive effect during my adventures.

Please do not bring / wear perfume. No one wants to feel the scent of mens perfume at the club. Just use ordinary anti perspirant / deodorant, preferably fragrance free.

Thinking that using perfume will have a positive effect at the girls and will bring you advanatges is just ridicilous, saying that it will just shows have some are easily fooled.

Norjan

[quote=rocketboy0;1245172]for those of you intending to visit love bahnhoff artemis this week. 8-10 feb, berlin hosts the poetically described "fruit and vegetable logistics" convention, at the messe, a stone`s throw away. i am just giving a head's up here that during this period, it will most certainly not be business as usual.[/quote]thanks, rb, for your shared words of wisdom! i missed this convention, but during ifa last september i experienced how the place changes during a big messe. i actually kind of enjoyed the mid-day and early afternoons when lots of new faces were present but the crowd had not yet arrived.

late nights were also quirky: place so full that public sex shows were happening here and there, if you just dared to be rude and watch. with rooms full i had a heated session with bulgarian rosalie on one of the curtained couches on the main bar / lounge area. so many people were around us that i actually bumped into a person through the curtain while changing positions. not my usual cup of tea, but something to remember when the nursing home staff come to change my [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] (in hopefully distant future).

I am planning on going to Artemis either Wednesday 2/15 or Thursday 2/16 around 6 or 7pm. I was wondering if anyone would be interested in meeting up and serve as wingman. I always feel that I do better and have more fun with a wingman. You can either PM or post here.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1247179]Please do not bring / wear perfume. No one wants to feel the scent of mens perfume at the club. Just use ordinary anti perspirant / deodorant, preferably fragrance free.

Thinking that using perfume will have a positive effect at the girls and will bring you advanatges is just ridicilous, saying that it will just shows have some are easily fooled.

Norjan[/QUOTE]I am allergic to 90% of all parfume, just did not know if deodorant/"anti perspirant" was an english word.

I hate all those smelly "please notice me" parfumes that fill up a room and give me head aches.

[QUOTE=Kurre;1247291]With rooms full I had a heated session with Bulgarian Rosalie on one of the curtained couches on the main bar / lounge area.[/QUOTE]Rosalie: Black hair, prominent nose? She told ya she's from Bulgaria, not from Greece?

Artemis visitors please note:

Berlin transport workers will be on strike for 14 hours on Saturday. There will be no busses, trams or subways (yellow trains) between 5 am and 7 pm. S-Bahn (red trains) and regional trains will work regularly.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1248545]Artemis visitors please note:

Berlin transport workers will be on strike for 14 hours on Saturday. There will be no busses, trams or subways (yellow trains) between 5 am and 7 pm. S-Bahn (red trains) and regional trains will work regularly.[/QUOTE]Hi Pharisäer,

Thans for the information. Sat. At last I will be back at Artemis and looking sooo much foreword to it. I will have to take a Taxi. But that's not expensive in Berlin anyway. I avoided last weeks fruit fair, as I read all your posts and decided to postpone my Berlin visit to this week. Hope that it was a good decision. Any girls to recommend to get my mind of my favorite girl?

I want to trie some others too. Best would be one with natural boobs. Any recommendations anybody?

Best,

J.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1248545]S-Bahn (red trains) and regional trains will work regularly.[/QUOTE]S-Bahn trains work regularly? That would be a switch as they always seem to be late and breaking down.

Still thanks for the heads up.

AM

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly; 1248554]I will have to take a Taxi. I want to trie some others too. Best would be one with natural boobs. Any recommendations anybody? [/QUOTE]

The strike is scheduled to be over by 7pm. This being Germany, it will be. It probably takes a while to get all systems cranked up so by 8pm things should be sort of back to normal. Remember also that the strike affects "only" buses and U-Bahn, not the S-Bahns as Pharisaer says. So actually, while they might be a little more crowded than usual, it actually might not mean a thing as the Westkreuz stop is on 2 main S-Bahn lines. You can factor that into your schedule, and if you start/finish near the S-Bahn, it might mean no problems at all. There is I believe a football match on at the Olympic Stadium, which will make especially the east-west S-Bahn lines crowded at times. But as has been pointed out earlier on the Forum, if you wear a lot of men`s cologne, you can create some personal space as the masses recoil.

On the boobs front, difficult to predict who will be there in advance, but out of the perhaps 50 girls in attendance, you should have at least 30ish (60 boobs in all) that are natural, of various shapes, sizes, colors, and flavors to keep you busy.

Any news on the current line up will be@A next week Wednesday-Thursday? I haven't been there for a year and there always alot off change in the line up.

Thanks

[QUOTE=WreckDiver; 1248708]Any news on the current line up will [email]be@A[/email] Next week Wednesday-Thursday? I haven't been there for a year and there always alot off change in the line up.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I've heard that it will be a terrible line-up on both days.

C

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1248937]I've heard that it will be a terrible line-up on both days.

C[/QUOTE]As there are holidays next week, it's presume it would be a good girl to guy ratio, as a lot of married men will not be in Berlin. Having said that, I won't be able to be around either, as I have booked for this weekend. But I'm sure this will be fun too.

J.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1248937]I've heard that it will be a terrible line-up on both days.C[/QUOTE]I heard exactly the same thing, no doubt, for the same reason :rolleyes: RB

For first time in many weeks, I returned to the Love Bahnhoff. Some welcome changes. First, all showers up and down now have normal faucets. The timers which often were on 5 seconds have all been replaced. Norjan, this means everyone will be a LOT cleaner, though the water bill will probably skyrocket. But more important, for whatever the reason, the overall male population was down by about 50% compared to a normal Fri night. There was still a nice buzz but all systems were a lot less stressed, rooms readily available, and everyone on the staff side was busy but noticeably more relaxed and friendly vs dealing with the weekend frenzy. Even the masseurs were able to offer their usual insane stories of goings on, while not being super busy. (and a very useful tip on how Viagra can combat high altitude sickness). Now of course what really matters: many members maybe 20-30% of the normal girl team were absent (I guess in recovery mode from the Fruit and Vegs Messe) , and maybe 10 or so new recruits. I was very happy with the curvy Holly, a dark haired German, and especially so with my current fav, the seriously curvy Brigitta, a blond tatooed Hungarian. Both have very irregular hours & days (Holly 1-2X per week and sort of earlier, Brigitta 10 days on, 10 off also starts early afternoon) so it was just great that they were both on the same night. Any way, all very unusually pleasant, much more chilled and better IMHO than normal, and I guess it will be the same tonight. (Until everyone reads this report, and the place gets jammed).

Hi Charlie 123.

I take it that the holidays you are refering to is Ash Wednesday? But that is on a julian (protestant calender) while Ash Wednesday on the gregorian (orthodox) calendar is a week from next Wednesday. Taking into account that most service providers are on Gregorian calendar, when it comes to holiday celebrations, most of them should be there or is my logic unsound?

I'm most curious on the exhaustion after 'fruit messe' are the girls back in strength yet, is what I'm most concern about. I was there last year at the same time and had several delightful GFE's with what seem to be non regulars and part timers maybe it could happen this year as well.

I will study this forum closely before my trip. Anyway I hope to live to report about for everybody's enjoyment and information. I have a plan this time around hehe.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1249246]Some welcome changes. First, all showers up and down now have normal faucets. The timers which often were on 5 seconds have all been replaced. Norjan, this means everyone will be a LOT cleaner, though the water bill will probably skyrocket.[/QUOTE]Very good news, thanks rocket, and thanks for the report.

Norjan

Hi all,

I will be at the Artemis in late March and was wondering if anyone could tell me if Siana and Coni are still working there as I would like to meet up with them.

Thanks for any info!

BB

Cony: YES.

Siana: I think NO, I saw her long time ago.

[QUOTE=WreckDiver;1249371]I will study this forum closely before my trip. Anyway I hope to live to report about for everybody's enjoyment and information. I have a plan this time around hehe.[/QUOTE]I think that you are being trolled here by Charlie & RB. Next week should be a normal week with the line up as it always is. Ash Wednesday will not cause all the girls to go running to church I can assure you.

[QUOTE=BigBad;1249485]I will be at the Artemis in late March and was wondering if anyone could tell me if Siana and Coni are still working there as I would like to meet up with them.[/QUOTE]I can not say about Siana but Cony (Bul.) is pretty much a mainstay at Artemis. Unless she retires or happens to be on vacation I am sure she would be there. I liked her but for me her boob job really did nothing for her.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1249572]I think that you are being trolled here by Charlie & RB. AM[/QUOTE]My esteamed (sic) Mr Magee, I can assure you that I was not trolling. I was reporting what I heard, from our highly experienced and knowledgeable colleague who keeps his ears, nose, and genitalia close to the ground to keep up on such matters. Sir, we do not troll, and apologies are offered should anyone think that was the intent.

A word on this subject. According to the Dictionary of Urban Slang,

Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some people, so it does have some social / entertainment value.

I can only speak for myself that I never intend or intended to get such a rise out of the question poser, and I would venture to say, C123 had a similar lack of motivation. It was more a deceptively complex response to a difficult question, a question that has irked philosophers and stimulated meditation since time immemorial, a question of almost zen-like koan-esqueness and mantra-osity.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What will the Artemis line-up be like in a week or a month?

[quote=rocketboy0;1249691]what is the sound of one hand clapping? what will the artemis line-up be like in a week or a month?[/quote]lolol. great! i nearly peed myself, when i read that quote. i should think, that with in germany being the after karneval, it might be quiet. but then again, who knows?

best.

j.

Hi, can anyone confirm that A is open at this day as it is a holiday. Was thinking of going for the weekend from Saturday 26.-29th of May to Berlin.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1250801]Hi, can anyone confirm that A is open at this day as it is a holiday. Was thinking of going for the weekend from Saturday 26.-29th of May to Berlin.[/QUOTE]Artemis is open on that day.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1250801]Hi, can anyone confirm that A is open at this day as it is a holiday. Was thinking of going for the weekend from Saturday 26.-29th of May to Berlin.[/QUOTE]From their website:

"We are open 361 days a year, even on most holidays! Closed December 24th and 25th and December 31st and January 1st!"

Thanks for the replies! I am sorry, I should have consulted the website, but was so concerned about Red Stripe that went on Rosenmontag to a closed Bernds! So even if I should know better, this being Berlin, capital and all, I just wanted to make sure prior to booking any tickets!

Hello!

Today I watched a video from a croatian tv statiton about Artemis. You can watch it on the link.

[url]http://dnevnik.hr/showbizz/red-carpet/zavirite-u-bordel-u-kojem-se-radi-u-smjenama-i-na-popust.html[/url]

But the entrance lady doesn't know "proper english" so the entry price was translated to 18€ and half hour with the girl 16€. I wish that was true then I would have enough money to go to Germany and enjoy your favorite pass time.

[QUOTE=Vodenjak1978; 1252241]Hello!

Today I watched a video from a croatian tv statiton about Artemis. You can watch it on the link.

[url]http://dnevnik.hr/showbizz/red-carpet/zavirite-u-bordel-u-kojem-se-radi-u-smjenama-i-na-popust.html[/url]

But the entrance lady doesn't know "proper english" so the entry price was translated to 18€ and half hour with the girl 16€. I wish that was true then I would have enough money to go to Germany and enjoy your favorite pass time.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1252322]Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?[/QUOTE]Well Vanessa (the manager) clearly said 18€ entrance fee and 16€ füare ½ Stunden. Maybe it's special promotion for TV reporters.

The girls have to pay for a STD test, that is crazy, it's should be free of charge!

The blond girl in the interview said: The men are having far more fun than the girls and she stated is a job for her and it's impossible for her to fall in love with a client unlike Julia Robers in Pretty women.

Well all the times I've imagine that the girls were honey and enjoyed my dick and fell a bit in love with me, that was all an illusion. Cry, cry. I shouldn't watch that video. Cry, cry, cry. No more P4P for me. LOL

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1252335]Well Vanessa (the manager) clearly said 18€ entrance fee and 16€ füare ½ Stunden. Maybe it's special promotion for TV reporters.

The girls have to pay for a STD test, that is crazy, it's should be free of charge!

The blond girl in the interview said: The men are having far more fun than the girls and she stated is a job for her and it's impossible for her to fall in love with a client unlike Julia Robers in Pretty women.

Well all the times I've imagine that the girls were honey and enjoyed my dick and fell a bit in love with me, that was all an illusion. Cry, cry. I shouldn't watch that video. Cry, cry, cry. No more P4P for me. LOL[/QUOTE]Sorry that the video clip destroyed your illusion of real "amour" in Artemis Nille! I do agree with you about the price of the STD tests, it should be free, but then again these girls are all freelancers, and I remember my very first FKK "amour" that happened to be in Artemis: Shiva from Czech Republic. She told me about the STD tests they had to take, and as they were not employed by the club they had to pay for themselves as well as the entrance she had to pay, as a self-employed SP. Well it is not Scandinavia Nille (thank God for that) , but here in my country I actually benefit from free STD-tests, which is without a doubt a good thing. Have an appointment for one tomorrow BTW - cross your fingers!

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1252322]Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?[/QUOTE]You have to think about the posibility that she does not speak english as a first language.

I only understand German as a 4. Language and I mess up with the numbers all the time. It's embarrassing to say siebzehn (17) euro when I really want to say siebzig (70) euro.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1252387]I do agree with you about the price of the STD tests, it should be free, but then again these girls are all freelancers, and I remember my very first FKK "amour" that happened to be in Artemis: Shiva from Czech Republic. She told me about the STD tests they had to take, and as they were not employed by the club they had to pay for themselves as well as the entrance she had to pay, as a self-employed SP. Well it is not Scandinavia Nille (thank God for that) , but here in my country I actually benefit from free STD-tests, which is without a doubt a good thing.[/QUOTE]Sure, they're not employees of Artemis. Sure, they have to pay entrance fee and so on. Unsure, they're all freelancers. Sorry for destroying that illusion.

STD-test is for free in Germany as well. But you have to know where to get it for free and you have to leave Artemis to get it for free. Sorry, but not every woman there is free to leave Artemis in order to get a STD test for free. Sorry for destroying that illusion again.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1252397]Sure, they're not employees of Artemis. Sure, they have to pay entrance fee and so on. Unsure, they're all freelancers. Sorry for destroying that illusion.

STD-test is for free in Germany as well. But you have to know where to get it for free and you have to leave Artemis to get it for free. Sorry, but not every woman there is free to leave Artemis in order to get a STD test for free. Sorry for destroying that illusion again.[/QUOTE]Probably you need to be a German with health insurance to get free STD test.

What are you saying Pharisaer, the girls can "check-in to Artemis but never leave".

Ok. So, writing a quick review because of all the help I read on the forums and I thought I'd contribute back.

Went to Artemis for the 1st time, lucky I found it, I put westkreuz station in the navigation and just saw the big 'artemis' sign while driving. (note to self: write the damn address!)

I wasn't sure if I was going to 'take the plunge' as I went to 'Palace' before and had an ok time. But not fantastic.

Quick palace review (as I know it's an artemis thread). Was my 1st fkk EVER. Was a bit overwhelmed, tired (2hrs sleep) and I was cold / hungry / raining. Not an ideal state for shaggin. I went prime time, Friday night, around 9pm. 1pm.

Anyhow, I spend 50 euros on 1st girl. Blond, big boobs, she was nice enough, polite, german, forget the name. I was too tired, and no blood flowed.

2nd girl. Tall, hot, fake boobs, very hot. Pornstar quality. My experience 8/10. I paid for cim.

Wasn't really what I expected, well didn't know what to expect!

Back to Artemis.

Last minute decision to give it a go. Got in at 1pm. And I felt more comfortable (having been to palace) and it was daylight. Things seemed more clear and normal.

The guy before me paid his 80 euro and seemed like it was his 1st time there.

Headed upstairs, valuable in the locker, showered, got changed etc.

I was a bit cold so I put a towel round my waist as well as the robe. Made me feel a lot more comfortable! Nothing worse than feeling exposed with the breeze up my arse.

Got a coke, sat down on the nexxt available sofa and waited for the girls to pass by and check them out. There were 30 girls (I asked the receptionist) she said about 60 girls at 5pm and 90 girls at 9pm. It's a daypass, so you can go in and out of artemis as you please. Which I thought was quite cool. Imagine, shag for lunch, back to work, then shag for dinner. Not bad. Cheaper than a gf.

Was approached by a couple girls, I think I made the mistake of my 1st visit (to palace) to find 'my fantasy girl'. Which was basically a big boobed blonde pornstar type. Which now, isn't my fantasy girl.

Instead, I wanted to find a girl that I got along with, 'chemistry' as other posts mentioned, and had some fun.

This time round, I went along with the approach of 'let's have a laugh'.

And, to my pleasure, the girls really liked it (as did the receptionist and the crazy barmaid). It's something about understanding that they are there for work, and their work is fun.

Anyway. 1st girl. Tatiana, Romanian, brunette, shortish, medium / large ass. Cute and round girl. Exp: 6-7/10. Normal BJ, normal sex.

I went along with her because I had about 1. 5 hours before my flight. Why not I said, she was funny, cool, up for a laugh a bit of jokes.

Really 'honest', maybe at times too honest, and just joking about rather than actually trying to give me an erection. I came. I was hard, so I was pleased. (better than palace. ). (I found palace that the girls were really in / out. Sex sex, come, then pay me. Literally. Sharks I think people call it.) palace has a really nice decor, modern etc. But the girls at artemis seem more 'established' and part of something bigger. Rather than a fancy establishment with hot girls. Maybe my 1st fkk exp. Was a bad experience.

2nd girl. Artemis. After about 15 mins of recover, bit of food. Chatted to a turkish / german girl (looked indian) called shianti. Didn't fk her, just spoke to her during food, and she said she loved her work. The girls here are fun and crazy and the money is good. Though she doesn't do it all for the money, it's just fun for her, and she loves the work place. Being part of all the girls. Interesting, enlightening.

3rd girl. I did fk. She looked like a model / gymnast that I know, but much shorter, heather her name, Romanian (Again) lots of bright red lipstick, medium blond hair, straight, and thick black eyelashes, pure white skin. Like a doll. Spoke to her a little, she was kind, gentle, and proceeded upstairs as I was 30 mins till I had to get in the car and go to the airport.

Wow. This girl was awesome. 9/10. Sloppy BJ (like people mentioned). As deep as she could go (she was small) and kind, sexy, and did things with her tongue that I could not imagine. Licking the side of my cock then stuffing her throat with it. Ooooo, this, my friends, was fkk. That was for a good 10 mins, of pure sucking, a bit of banter here and there, but beautiful skills. I was happy then.

Then, condom on (she used red flavoured condoms) and put the condom on with her mouth. Rolled it down with her hand. Oh my goodness, never happened to me before, (newb?) but boy, I wanted to ask her to do it again. I asked if she could suck me a little with the condom on (I never exp. This) she did. Willingly. Extreme professional. Good feelings all around. I was very hard considering I exploded 15 mins ago.

I said sex, she said 'should I come first or should she'. I said she. (I love a girl that comes)

She got on top, rode me, squatted me, all sorts, a very tight girl, small pussy, good feelings all around.

She commented I had a big cock for an asian, but she had a small pussy for a white girl.

Man, was I glad she came and spoke to me.

Doggie. I went a bit limp here, she realised, turned around (from doggie pos.) stroked me and kissed me on my chest. Hard again.

Doggie. Good times.

To missionary. Good times.

To cummage. Good times. Good cum.

She was fun, expert, sexy, professional. I later realised she had a mini orgasm while riding me, this girl seemed like she worked here because she really liked sex.

She didn't use any lube, just licked her fingers etc.

Good times.

A good 20 min shag, finished at 30 mins? (may have even gone over?)

Just because of her, I would go back to artemis. 10/10 girl. Not much more I could ask of her.

I felt a bit bad giving her 60 euro, I didn't have any more, but she smiled and went her way. (gave me a smile when I was leaving too, a true GFE).

Artemis vs palace.

I went at diff. Times, so hard to compare. I REALLY liked the day time sex. The girls seemed MUCH more relaxed, in the day, but not sure if it was the venue or the time? I liked also the natural daylight as opposed to nightclub feel.

Artemis, the smoking lounge. 30 girls were seated. A few got up and talked to the guys, a lot of them just sat there talking amongst their friends.

I quite liked the food in artemis, like a cheap lunch buffet. Palace was a bit crappy. Salty lasagne, dry salads. Small uncomfortable seating.

I think I'm giving palace a bad review, but maybe I was too tired. Artemis seemed bigger too. Maybe I should go back to palace in the day. I also saw a tall hazzel girl that worked at palace before in artemis. She was the first to approach me and offer me a 3some in palace. I turned her down then. V. Hot girl. Possible shark?

Artemis WAS a bit oldish, you only realise in the bedrooms where there are cracks in the leather beds. Oldish design, but I quite like it. Gives it an established feel, a bit of history, where working girls once started.

Thoroughly enjoyed artemis, thanks to all the previous posts that got me there!

Also: one of the girls said they work 2 week shifts. 12 hours a day, then 1 week off. Not sure if this is true or I mis-heard.

It was pretty quiet when I was there. Maybe 10-15 guys. 30 girls.

I do like the quiet times, the girls seemed to have more time for you.

Hi Guys, I will be on a business trip and I can pick either Frankfurt, Berlin, Prague or Zurich as my stopover. Being a Palace addict I already planned to stop in Frankfurt. To not be suspicious with my layover (already stop at FRA 4 times) I'm thinking about taking Berlin as my other stopover on my flight back home. How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.

[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1252479]How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.[/QUOTE]You have to realize that ultimately a lot of this is a taste thing. So YMMV. Don't know Prague. Zurich: The Globe & some other clubs have really (REALLY) stunning women but it is expensive (funny how that works). I too am a fan of the Palace and agree with you on the scene.

Artemis is a little more reserved or chilled, Northern German culture vs Hessen. If you read the website prices, it is slightly more expensive though only 1/2 of Zurich. But I would think you' ll have a fine time over several days. Depends a bit on when. The day shifts have maybe 10-20 on, by 8pm it will be at full strength. Sun-Tues slower and sparcer. Thurs thru Sat best. Wed in a pinch though it is underwear / dessous night which some like but not me, as I can get my aunt to prance around like that for nothing. Not sure about your timing. There is a big travel convention Messe 7-11 March which will mean slightly more crowds but more new girls as well.

Comparing lineups almost impossible. Each place at full strength could have 75+ girls. In very broad, hopelessly overgeneralized terms, Artemis has a slight tilt toward young, E European, thin things, but there are plenty of ages, shapes, sizes and colors. Artemis girls seem to do less up-selling, though obviously good mongering rules (ask before you head off) apply.

What would tip it for me is Berlin. Very affordable city, lots of culture, music of all stripes, easy to scoot around on good public transit, language not an issue. And, if you read the Berlin forum, maybe 7 really good private bordellos within 10-30 min from Artemis, well worth checking out, that could be sampled as Plan B. Many options on all fronts and as you can come and go from Artemis as you please, well worth a few days.

[QUOTE=TheChinaPole;1252475]Ok. So, writing a quick review because of all the help I read on the forums and I thought I'd contribute back.[/QUOTE]Great report. Glad you had a good time. To be fair to both clubs, you might try the early evening shifts say between 6-9pm when the clubs are fully staffed but still not crowded. Girls fresher, not over stressed, etc.

More choices. But as you said, it just takes one really good one to make your day.

[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1252479]Hi Guys, I will be on a business trip and I can pick either Frankfurt, Berlin, Prague or Zurich as my stopover. Being a Palace addict I already planned to stop in Frankfurt. To not be suspicious with my layover (already stop at FRA 4 times) I'm thinking about taking Berlin as my other stopover on my flight back home. How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.[/QUOTE]I love the girls at Palace, many great looking girls, but most of them are too business like.

At Artemis you will find more variety of girls in terms of looks and nationality and the service is better than Palace.

I'm sure you'll enjoy Artemis, last time I was at Artemis 2 days in a row Sat. And Sunday and I wasn't bored.

Just bring enough money.

Here I am, after my recent visit to Berlin and to Artemis. I was there from February 8th, but I decided to avoid the three days of Messe and went there on Monday 13th. Very calm day, and good proportions between girls and customers.

My first aim was to find Nina: I met her last year but I was leaving from Artemis and I didn't have time to spend with her. I have been very lucky, this time, 'cause one of the first girls I met during my going up and down from the bar to the swimming pool was her. She was surprised that I recognized her after one year, and she was, of course, very glad to go straight to the room, and the dance began! I can't say different things about her, I liked her very much: very good BBBJ, nice attitude (even if a little bit professional, but I can understand, it was the first time with me.) , good deep kisses, good fucking and finishing with a pornostyle cim, with her tongue out of her mouth to keep all my juice. Wow!

Some time to recover myself, but not too much (and this was a bad choice) then I was taken by a little thai girl I had read something about, in this thread, Leika. She was very funny and very seductive, she offered a massage and sex and I accepted. In the room she was too much talkative, we spent the first half of the time talking and talking (she, I was only listening) and that was bad. I didn't have time to excite myself and despite of the fact that we fucked and she sucked me, and I licked her very well (I don't believe to the fairytales, but she liked it, I know.) I couldn't come.

It doesn't matter, I had some dinner and spent some time in the swimming pool. Then I decided to have the last chance: I went to the kino downstairs, I sat there waiting for my right choice, and after a pair of refusals I choose Kris (o Chris) , rumenian, very nice girl, brown long hair and very nice body. We went to a very close room and we spent a good half hour: she was very GFE, we kissed and licked with passion and we fucked. I came in her mouth.

So, thank you for all your precious support. In the Berlin thread I'm going to post some experiences in thai massage parlours. Bye.

Alleng

[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1252479]Hi Guys, I will be on a business trip and I can pick either Frankfurt, Berlin, Prague or Zurich as my stopover. Being a Palace addict I already planned to stop in Frankfurt. To not be suspicious with my layover (already stop at FRA 4 times) I'm thinking about taking Berlin as my other stopover on my flight back home. How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.[/QUOTE]I think that Rocketboy gave some good advice already. I have been to all these cities, except the Globe in Zürich (I just heard it was expensive). Prague is a city I know best of all and it's still on my toplist, but you should have more time than one night to stay in Prague. If you have a limited timeframe, I can recommend K5 Relax in Korunni 5 (hence their name) , which is one of the best brothels, if not the best in CR. But I must admit that even Prague can't beat the best FKK clubs in Germany, and you won't find any better candidate than Oase in Frankfurt and Artemis in Berlin IMHO. Berlin is a great city to visit and you won't get bored with only Artemis, there are plenty of quality brothels, just have a look at Mr. Magees great blog and guide to mongering:

[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]

So to sum it up, Berlin would be my first choice if I had some extra days to kill, followed by Frankfurt and Prague. Frankfurt is also a good choice because you have a much larger selection of FKK-clubs in the Hessen area. But then again Frankfurt is not an exciting city as Berlin and Prague if you want to do some sightseeing as well.

Rocketboy0, Nille Copenhagen, and Sucker17 thank you so much for the inputs. I plan to do sightseeing during the day and go to Artemis from dinner onward. I don't like the club to be too busy so I will go during non-messe time in early April. I plan to go to Berlin for a week and have a side trip to Prague for 2-3 days as I recover from Artemis. I have never heard about K5 in Prague but I was planning to go to Showpark as I don't want to deal with all the privats booking. Thanks again guys and I will definitely be writing up reports.

[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1252793]Rocketboy0, Nille Copenhagen, and Sucker17 thank you so much for the inputs. I plan to do sightseeing during the day and go to Artemis from dinner onward. I don't like the club to be too busy so I will go during non-messe time in early April. I plan to go to Berlin for a week and have a side trip to Prague for 2-3 days as I recover from Artemis. I have never heard about K5 in Prague but I was planning to go to Showpark as I don't want to deal with all the privats booking. Thanks again guys and I will definitely be writing up reports.[/QUOTE]I was at Showpark a few years I ago, there a few hot chicks there, I find the service less good (maybe things has changed now?).

K5relax is more expensive than Showpark. Service is better with many hot girls, you can select the girls from a photo catalog.

The club have nice theme rooms. Actually Prague has a FKK club in the center (Ve Sme&269; kách) , but don't go there it's a tourist-trap.

Artemis is for sure better than the clubs in Prague!

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252405]Probably you need to be a German with health insurance to get free STD test.[/QUOTE]You don't need to have an insurance card to get free STD test. They do ELISA or Determine test, usually you get the result in 15 mins or so. Maybe you need an IDCard if you like to get an attendance report.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252405]What are you saying Pharisaer, the girls can "check-in to Artemis but never leave".[/QUOTE]As I told: some girls only are freelancers, some of them are under control by their pimps. They are not free to do what they want, even inside Artemis. Sufficient explanation?

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1252974]As I told: some girls only are freelancers, some of them are under control by their pimps. They are not free to do what they want, even inside Artemis. Sufficient explanation?[/QUOTE]I knew it! There is something fishy going on at Artemis even everything seems to be well run, pimping is illegal, too bad it happens anyway.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252924]I was at Showpark a few years I ago, there a few hot chicks there, I find the service less good (maybe things has changed now?)[/QUOTE]No, it hasn't changed I'm afraid. Many of the girls are very hot, but the problem is that I've only had "mechanical" sex-experiences there. However a Czech local guy told me that he (as a regular visitor to Showpark) manages to get excellent service from the girls. But I guess most of them just see us foreigners as "one-time" visitors and won't bother giving good service!

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252924]K5relax is more expensive than Showpark. Service is better with many hot girls, you can select the girls from a photo catalog.[/QUOTE]Yes BadinSweet, I failed to mention that the prices here are more equivalent to Berlin high-end bordellos. 30 min=90 euros and 1 hour=150 euros. You choose the girls from touchscreens at each table. It's a very honest management. Celebrities like Sting, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Bay (director of Transformers etc) and Seann W. Scott (Stifler from American Pie!) have all been guests at K5. If you are looking for something cheaper, but with great service, I can recommend AAA Club.

[url]www.aaa-club.net.[/url]

I won't get into details as this is not the correct thread. Send me a PM if you have specific questions!

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1252924]The club have nice theme rooms. Actually Prague has a FKK club in the center (Ve Sme&269; kách) , but don't go there it's a tourist-trap.

Artemis is for sure better than the clubs in Prague![/QUOTE]Yes, the theme rooms in K5 are really a great experience, I particularly love the "space room". And I can confirm that the FKK club in Ve Smeckach street is a trap. Not at all comparable to even the medium FKKs in Germany. And yes Artemis beats them' all LOL, or as a friend of mine said at his first visit to Artemis: "I am so sad!". Me: "What are you saying, why would you be sad?". - "Yes I am truly sad, because I've been to so many clubs in my life, and after this, all future visits to these or other clubs are gonna be a great disappointment!".

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1253004]pimping is illegal, too bad it happens anyway.[/QUOTE]Agree. Thats it!

Hi Guys,

I need some advice from you experienced Artemis visitors.

You see I am planning to visit Artemis at the 10:th of March.

However I now noticed that this trade show will be at this weekend,

[url]http://www.itb-berlin.de/en/[/url]

What do you think, will it be very crowded at Artemis that evening?

Maybe it is better to go very early.

This is my first post so be nice to me.

[QUOTE=Homer96; 1253979]You see I am planning to visit Artemis at the 10:th of March. ITB trade show will be on at this weekend,

What do you think, will it be very crowded at Artemis that evening? Maybe it is better to go very early.

This is my first post so be nice to me.[/QUOTE]Homer, the subject of Messe muschi mongering management has been covered a lot on the Forum. People really need to just read through it. I am being nice here. :rolleyes:

ITB ends on the 11th, most of the action will be during the week, when the travel agents, destination reps, and journalists are there. I imagine Thurs-Fri will be quite busy.

On Sat, it is more just a local Berlin tourist thing. Arts will be full but not super full. Just go around 5pm, see what's up with the day shift, make some choices about candidates by maybe 8 when night shift at full strength, and if the spirit moves you, get one good session in then. If it is to get really crowded, it will start doing so 930-10pm after people have had dinner. You will see rooms getting more full, waiting times longer. But I don't think it will be unbearable like the IFA in Sept. If you are there a little early, all will be fine, and the place might actually be full with a fair number of new, willing, fresh virgins.

Folks,

Just wondering on a typical Thursday / Friday and Saturday how many girls are in this club and many of this are in the 9 and 10 range.

Happy Fun Times

[QUOTE=IrishLad81; 1254142]Folks,

Just wondering on a typical Thursday / Friday and Saturday how many girls are in this club and many of this are in the 9 and 10 range.

Happy Fun Times[/QUOTE]60-80 girls.

If you are lucky: 23 %

[QUOTE=IrishLad81;1254142]Folks, Just wondering on a typical Thursday / Friday and Saturday how many girls are in this club and many of this are in the 9 and 10 range.[/QUOTE]I called the office, and here is the count. First number average number of girls, then 2nd 9s or 10s

THURS: 68:1.

FRI: 73:2.

SAT: 87:1 (one of the hot ones has to go to hospital, from previous Fri night).

So you don't have to worry about quantity. And the rating bit, obviously a hugely subjective matter of taste. Your 9s and 10s might be my 6s (highly likely).

And then there is the looks vs performance issue, optifick vs GFE, so what you even mean by it is a matter of taste.

I really wouldn't worry about all this. It won't be Dublin, but you will manage fine.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1254309]I called the office, and here is the count. First number average number of girls, then 2nd 9s or 10s

THURS: 68:1.

FRI: 73:2.

SAT: 87:1 (one of the hot ones has to go to hospital, from previous Fri night).

So you don't have to worry about quantity. And the rating bit, obviously a hugely subjective matter of taste. Your 9s and 10s might be my 6s (highly likely).

And then there is the looks vs performance issue, optifick vs GFE, so what you even mean by it is a matter of taste.

I really wouldn't worry about all this. It won't be Dublin, but you will manage fine.[/QUOTE]Lmao. I've been a lurker at this forum, but I just have to post a reply here. This is one of the funniest thread I've read.

Also, on a more serious note, does the girls charge extra if you come on their breasts or their belly? I know that at artemis, cim is 50 euro and cum on the face is also 50 euro, but what about come on their breasts?

[QUOTE=NewPlayer;1254355]Also, on a more serious note, does the girls charge extra if you come on their breasts or their belly? I know that at artemis, cim is 50 euro and cum on the face is also 50 euro, but what about come on their breasts?[/QUOTE]Some girls try to charge, some girls don't. IMHO you should not pay for cumming on her breasts. Ask before entering the stairway to heaven with her.

Same flight, same hotel (10 minutes walk to Artemis) , same time, same girl!

You may be bored reading my reviews, but whatever that's my experience and I like to share with you.

So I arrived as usual around 17h (you met more girls at this time of the day: the day girls who are finishing their day, and the night one that beginning their). Mine is a night one.

I didn't have to wait to long to meet her, in the lobby she was preparing herself for her day (night I would say). Curvy air with some red color (but not that much). I used to see her with black or brown hair (and never see her blond, her natural color has she told me, I'm doubting now.). Pinky and sexy belt, orange shoes (very nice!). And everything else, look the same. That's my girl : Sheenya.

She is from Moldavia (but can pretend to come from Romania). Around 25 years old, at Artemis for 2/3 years, a regular girl (pictures in the website are genuine, but she was blond!).

She is my type : the perfect girl next door you would fuck every night and have a cup of tea I between. That's her. Perfect English and some knowledge of French ('Mon amour, voulez-vous coucher avec moi! '). And she so great at sex: blowjob skills are excellent, kisses 'à volonté' with tongue, every position accepted but you have to start slowly as her pussy is tiny. But then what a girl!

I just met her 4 time in two days! So you must feel how it feels with her. 100% pleasure, smile and happy faces.

NB: she has just given me a nickname 'Terminator' because I fuck like a sex machine.

LOL7

[QUOTE=Lookoflove7;1254835]NB: she has just given me a nickname 'Terminator' because I fuck like a sex machine.LOL7[/QUOTE]Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1255070]Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?[/QUOTE]Normally, I'm not associating "Terminator" with sex, but with kills and death. Hasta la vista, baby.

[b]Friday 2nd March[/b]

I arrived at the club around 15. 30. There was a good crowd and lots of beautiful women working the floor. I had a drink and looked for my first girl. I normally go for curvy blondes but when I was standing at the top of the stairs I spotted a stunning girl coming from the ladies changing room. I followed her into the bar and we had a nice chat before heading upstairs.

[B] Mariana from Romania [/B]

About 5 foot tall, quite thin, long brown hair and small natural boobs. We had a great time together – she gave an amazing blow job; lots of eye contact and drool. After several positions I unloaded in dogdy position and then collapsed, panting onto the bed. A great start to the day and 60 euro well spent. Probable repeat.

I took a break before going for session 2. I was downstairs near the pool when I met my second girl:

[B]Sarah from Spain [/B]

Sarah was more my usual type; big tits, loads of blonde hair and that real porn-star look. After a chat we headed into the downstairs kino to get things started. We did some nice kissing before she opened my robe and started on my cock. She sucked my like a champ and we soon headed into one of the curtained areas. A few more positions and I came for the second time while she grinded away on top of me. The sight of her glorious tits pushed me over the edge.

She is a beautiful girl (her picture is on the Artemis website) but for some reason this session was nothing special. A little bit mechanical and slightly rushed. I probably wouldn't go again.

After food and sleep it was time for round 3.

I was walking up the stairs towards the bar area when I saw a vision walking towards me. Tall and slender with dark skin and slightly red hair – I made eye-contact and was totally hooked. I said 'Hello, ' she said 'do you want to fuck? ' I said 'yes' and we went upstairs.

[B]Adrianna (not 100% on the name) from Hungry [/B]

Another great session that started with a killer blow job. Every minute or so she'the take her mouth off my cock, spit onto it then get straight back to work. This turned me on in a major way. Condom went and we fucked like tigers until I came for the 3rd time that day. Great fun with a great girl. Tipped her 40 on top of 60 and she was worth every penny.

I had a rest and did a few circuits of the club looking for a spark to inspire me for session 4 but it didn't happen. So I decided to save my cash for my visit the next day.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1255070]Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?[/QUOTE]Hey man,

I can't answer for her, just ask her on your next visit tio Artemis. I hope she wouldn't say that this is a bad thing.

LOL7

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1255110]Normally, I'm not associating "Terminator" with sex, but with kills and death. Hasta la vista, baby.[/QUOTE]I have never and would never harm any women in my life for sure! Just ask her please.

Hi,

Just wanted to say thanks for the reports! I'm going in a couple of weeks and I like the reports, they give me hope that I will also enjoy my self

Hi.

Hated the line-up. Lots of guys there in advance of the Messe but a shortage of women. I had another fabulous session with the lovely Mary from Hungary (see previous reports) , but the purpose of writing today was to report a pisspoor session I had with one of the new girls.

She is black, from Nigeria, mid 20's, medium build, calls herself 'Angel'. I had been on a fabulous run recently. At least 20 winning sessions in a row. Angel broke my lucky streak. She is utterly useless. Weak and clinical blowjob, disinterested and uninspiring fuck. Been 4 days at Artemis. This one won't last long. Just make sure you don't waste 60 Euros of your money on her in the meantime.

Avoid.

Best.

C

[b]Saturday 3rd March[/b]

I hit the Artemis for the 2nd day last week. I went late and I was pretty tired so this wasn't going to be a big shag-fest for me. The club was quite busy when I arrived and after a few circuits I went for my first girl.

[B]? From Spain[/B]

5 foot five, thin, blonde hair, massive fake tits and lots of tattoos but I can't remember her name! After a little chat we went upstairs. We had a good time and fucked in a few positions. I took the condom off kneeled on the bed and had her jerk me off with her expert hands. Good session but I was a little tired and I didn't really give my best. €60 – no problems.

I had food and sleep and went looking for my all time favourite Artemis girl Ciarra from Poland. Short blonde hair, great tits and big angel wings tattoo'the on her back. After a little while I spotted her sitting on one of the circular, curtained couches in the main bar. I walked over and said Hello, she smiled but said she the area was occupied. I asked her if she was available later and she said she didn't know. She was soon joined by a guy carrying a bottle of champagne and 2 glasses. They spent a few hours together. I was pretty disappointed but there's plenty more (naked) fish in the sea.

I took a stroll though the downstairs Kino where there was a pretty big crowd (10 girls. 10 or more guys) watching an energetic threesome happening in the back row. 2 really hot girls were really working on one lucky guy and there was a great atmosphere in the cinema. I was really turned on so I headed back to the main bar looking for girl 2. And that's were I met.

[B]Bella from Cuba[/B]

I sat down next to this curvy, cutie in the bar and started up a conversation. She spoke very little English but we were able to understand each other. After a drink and a chat we went upstairs. There was about a 5 miute wait for a room but we had a nice time on the couch, kissing and stroking her face.

Once we hit the room we had a great session. She's about 5 foot tall, big fake tits and a few tattoos (most prominent is a Playboy bunny just about one of her tits).

She covered us both in oil and we had a wonderful time slipping all over each others body. After a while I had a great orgasm, paid her and tipped her. Great stuff.

That was it for me. I was wiped out and decided to go back to my hotel. My only regreat was not sessioning with Ciarra. Maybe next time.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1254309]one of the hot ones has to go to hospital, from previous Fri night[/QUOTE]So it was the food wasn't it. Or someone fucked her nearly to death?

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1254309]So you don't have to worry about quantity. And the rating bit, obviously a hugely subjective matter of taste. Your 9s and 10s might be my 6s (highly likely).[/QUOTE]I agree with you, but given that your taste is eclectic to say the least, you'd have to admit the score might be roughly the same but the selected 9+s different.

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1256027]So it was the food wasn't it. Or someone fucked her nearly to death?

I agree with you, but given that your taste is eclectic to say the least, you'd have to admit the score might be roughly the same but the selected 9+s different.[/QUOTE]B-now our poon Meister Angus would say these kind of remarks are trolling. But I know they are not, they are the legitimate concerns of a respected cuntaseur, and so I will treat them accordingly.

On the first, from what I heard, it was a combination, something about a cucumber.

On the second, while there is some truthiness to the observation that on extremely rare occasion I have been known to stray, it has been somewhat like when Gandhi slept with his various nieces. It has served only to reinforce my strong preference for slightly older, more than slightly curvy, modellesque facey women-folk. Above all else, she must have all her teeth, and the body must still be warm, no exceptions made.

But you sir, well, we know you follow the strong evolutionary tug to spread the seed far and wide.

Which reminds me (the thought, not you) of a House MD episode, in which the hero is asked by a recovering patient, when could she resume having sex?
Dr. House replied "well from an evolutionary standpoint, never." :rolleyes:

On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).

Also, I don't see schedules or specialities girls offer at Artemis on the website. Is this available?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Lucknow;1257872]On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).Also, I don't see schedules or specialities girls offer at Artemis on the website. Is this available? Thanks[/QUOTE]L-Arts does not post any of this. You can call ahead to see who is on, or scheduled. How to manage timing has been discussed at book length on this forum. It is why the Forum exists. Scroll through it or do a search by terms.

[QUOTE=Lucknow;1257872]On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).[/QUOTE]I presume you will find 15-20 girls. My experience with the dayshift is very good. The girls are fresh, clean and honest. Breakfast is nice too. Egg, bacon, orange juice and naked girls. It's one of the best places on Earth.

[QUOTE=Lookoflove7; 1254835]Same flight, same hotel (10 minutes walk to Artemis) , same time, same girl!

You may be bored reading my reviews, but whatever that's my experience and I like to share with you.

So I arrived as usual around 17h (you met more girls at this time of the day: the day girls who are finishing their day, and the night one that beginning their). Mine is a night one.

I didn't have to wait to long to meet her, in the lobby she was preparing herself for her day (night I would say). Curvy air with some red color (but not that much). I used to see her with black or brown hair (and never see her blond, her natural color has she told me, I'm doubting now.). Pinky and sexy belt, orange shoes (very nice!). And everything else, look the same. That's my girl : Sheenya.

She is from Moldavia (but can pretend to come from Romania). Around 25 years old, at Artemis for 2/3 years, a regular girl (pictures in the website are genuine, but she was blond!).

She is my type : the perfect girl next door you would fuck every night and have a cup of tea I between. That's her. Perfect English and some knowledge of French ('Mon amour, voulez-vous coucher avec moi! '). And she so great at sex: blowjob skills are excellent, kisses 'à volonté' with tongue, every position accepted but you have to start slowly as her pussy is tiny. But then what a girl!

I just met her 4 time in two days! So you must feel how it feels with her. 100% pleasure, smile and happy faces.

NB: she has just given me a nickname 'Terminator' because I fuck like a sex machine.

LOL7[/QUOTE]Can you tell me which hotel you stay at? Thank-you!

Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.

[QUOTE=Dkman; 1258311]Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.[/QUOTE]Cellphones are a big no-no in Artemis, at least in the lounges / bars and rooms. Keep it in the locker and check it there from time to time instead.

I am not sure how strict the no-phone policy is enforced by management, but in respect of other guests', and the girls', privacy you should not try to bring the phone into the club.

[QUOTE=Dkman; 1258311]Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.[/QUOTE]Cellphones are forbidden in Artemis. Store it in your locker. Don't store your cellphone in your bathrobe. But: you can check messages in mens changing room and entrance lobby. You'll find some black leather couches there, don't forget a towel to sit on it.

Prepping for first time at Artemis coming up in a few weeks. So thanks for the advice in advance.

Are there any girls who offer CIM with swallow. I assume with CIM they usually spit.

I guess this would be extra over $50 if offered. If someone has experience, appreciate a clarification.

Also, looking to fulfill Natursekt fantasy (giving to her). Is this offered at Artemis. Looking at room pics, I don't see a setup that would allow it. Any experiences.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Dkman; 1258311]Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.[/QUOTE]During my last visit few days ago, I was coming with ipad2 wifi+3G and I have had a bad surprise : No wifi available inside artemis; ipad and cell phone must stay in box also. That is a bad point for this club! It is not acceptable to spend 80 euros for the entrance and to stay without internet inside!

All the major clubs I go usualy in nrw (entrance 50 euros or less) have free wifi inside and it is possible to use ipad and cell phone inside.

[QUOTE=Gustoomas; 1258783]During my last visit few days ago, I was coming with ipad2 wifi+3G and I have had a bad surprise : No wifi available inside artemis; ipad and cell phone must stay in box also. That is a bad point for this club! It is not acceptable to spend 80 euros for the entrance and to stay without internet inside!

All the major clubs I go usualy in nrw (entrance 50 euros or less) have free wifi inside and it is possible to use ipad and cell phone inside.[/QUOTE]Are you serious? I thought ALL major clubs explicitly forbad guests to bring cell phones to the club as pretty much all modern phones nowadays have a camera installed. Artemis should be commended for their effort in trying to safeguard the privacy and anonymity of its guests, just so their faces don't end up on unwanted websites or blogs.

By the way everybody, what's the line-up like nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in a long time but the last time I was there I found the mix of girls pleasantly diverse, both ethnically and in terms of age, height and so on. Some of the clubs in other parts of Germany are IMO staffed with too many Romanians and Bulgarians, but Artemis - as I remember it - had more blondes and girls from the northern and northeastern parts of Europe. Is this still the case at Artemis?

[QUOTE=Kvaser; 1258906]Are you serious? I thought ALL major clubs explicitly forbad guests to bring cell phones to the club as pretty much all modern phones nowadays have a camera installed. Artemis should be commended for their effort in trying to safeguard the privacy and anonymity of its guests, just so their faces don't end up on unwanted websites or blogs.

By the way everybody, what's the line-up like nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in a long time but the last time I was there I found the mix of girls pleasantly diverse, both ethnically and in terms of age, height and so on. Some of the clubs in other parts of Germany are IMO staffed with too many Romanians and Bulgarians, but Artemis. As I remember it. Had more blondes and girls from the northern and northeastern parts of Europe. Is this still the case at Artemis?[/QUOTE]On the Tech front, things are a little more flexible than reported. You can text sitting on the sofas right by the entrance, or by the small up the entrance stairs money / cell phone lockers as needed. It is also done (though technically not permitted) inside the men's changing room and since these are under video surveillance, obviously tolerated to a point. So as long as you don't make a big deal of it, as the privacy concerns are very real and have been a problem at many clubs, this is not a big deal. It does cost for out of D roaming. Artemis did have WiFi but some idiot used it to load a virus allegedly and it got on their network so it was shut down. There are plans to consider it in the new business center to be constructed at the side of the parking lot, sometime before 2050 A. D.

On the Ass front (ha ha) , there is a reasonably diverse selection always in a large club. Why people keep asking this is sort of understandable but a bit pointless. While things do vary by week, Messe schedules, holidays, alien abductions etc, on any evening Wed-Sat there are between 70-100 girls on of varied shapes and sizes. Surely most can find at least 1-5 to ring their bell. It is also possible, and Angus will back me on this (as we have both been through it), that once in a blue moon, there is a tiny chance that cupid may simply not strike. You have to then decide to either lower your standards, possibly risking a lousy session for both sides. Or you bravely bite the bullet, don't throw out more good money after bad, and just take that lonely walk out, un-gepopped. The chances of this happening are still quite small, but they are slightly greater on slower days/nights Sun-Tues. End of story.

Obviously all clubs have a vague geographic cluster bias, as who likes to travel long distances? And yes, poorer EU countries have perhaps higher representation in rich countries. Nevertheless, the line-up changes all the time; girl's hair colors change all the time; nationalities real, claimed and imagined change all the time. When some line is crossed that there are "too many" of one type, is very much a matter of taste. For me, looks, age, personality, behavior, and that olde mysterious chemistry trump nationality anytime. Again and hopefully for the final time, there are so many choices on the busier nights that it is simply not an issue worth worrying over.

Oase: Cell phones allowed in garden, not allowed inside.

Palace, Paradise, World, Sharks: Cell phones not allowed anywhere.

Acapulco: Cell phones allowed everywhere.

GT, LR, VV: Cell phones allowed in the garden.

At all clubs you can find a place (usually close to the reception) where you can use a phone. At all clubs you can use your phone in the room, if you have signal.

HB

[QUOTE=Hong Kong Boy;1258223]Can you tell me which hotel you stay at? Thank-you![/QUOTE]Hi HK boy,

Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.

Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.

LOL7

[QUOTE=Lookoflove7; 1259149]Hi HK boy,

Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.

Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.

LOL7[/QUOTE]Thank-you! Yes I'm from HK. Paris club the one in Kowloon side, yes I been there. If you go back to HK give me a PM.

[QUOTE=Lookoflove7; 1259149]Hi HK boy,

Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.

Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.

LOL7[/QUOTE]I find it hard to believe that a hotel doesn't want people to stay in it!

To save others some searching time, these hotels seem to be:

1) Kronprinz.

2) Hotel Ku'Damm 101 Berlin.

3) Aspria Hotel.

Both the Ku'Damm 101 and the Aspria look like comfortable places, but the Kronprinz isn't as highly rated as the other two are on Tripadvisor.

first of all, thanks for all the replies and help. it is nice of you to help me out.

i could not make an appointment to the tantra places, because i got up to late on sunday, feeling like shit after having been at salon pankow saturday night and then partying afterward. i only had that one day (sunday) left and had hang overs.

the friday had been fun. went out to eat with a friend. found a cool place called pane e vino, frederichstrasse 134 (vinera-berlin. de). ordered a main dish and a large bier, ate and drank, then ordered another main dish and large bier. surprised the waiter a bit! . best staff we ever met, the guy that served us was gay and had his doubt about us being a couple. funny guy, for a split second i thought that my mom, and many other people, might be right in thinking that i am gay. dropped that thought and we went out and partied instead, found some cool underground places and got really drunk on all those magnificent (and incredible cheap!) german biers. prost!

on saturday my friend left for home, and i had two days left alone. lazy day, i think i was up and out of the hotel at 3 or 4 in the afternoon. not used to a week of drinking.

something had to happen. thought about going to artemis to try it, but i was to tired.

somehow i ended up at salon pankow again. i had seen the girl called sera open the door a couple of days before and she had a porn look i couldn't forget.

when i arrived, she was not working. and eveline black was not either. she was a cute girl, and looked a lot better irl than on her pictures.

there were some super hot tall, slim brunette girl, and then a smaller girl called bianca. i went with bianca because she was cute and we had chemistry.

had a lot of fun with her, her body was damn fine! her face was fucking hot, she had perfected the squinty-eyes-porn-look. she kissed and bit my neck, and talked dirty. and we laughed a lot. have to get a girl like that as a girlfriend. perfect body and good humor.

well that was a sidestep. what i really wanted to tell you guys about is my trip to fkk-artemis. i am posting this in both berlin and fkk-artemis forums, because it contains a bit of both. i hope it is ok.

when i woke up sunday "morning" (as in 1 in the afternoon) i was feeling really old and tired. after salon pankow on saturday night, i had went out and got quite drunk. found out the same day that my brother had gotten married and they just sent me a text message (sms) to tell me. i felt left out and alone. getting drunk was my logical solution in this situation. i feel that is why alcohol was invented in the first place.

a week of drinking almost every night can be a bit hard, and added the sex i had and the mental barriers i had to get past, takes a heavy mark. i am also not 18 any more.

but anyway, i went to artemis in the evening around 8 or 9. was just to tired to go before that.

that place is crazy! i felt weird when i entered.

was handed an ugly bathrobe, almost the same color as the german taxis. wtf that it just really not sexy at all. why not white? some guy was sporting a green bathrobe? mega über pimp or how does he get that? i know it was just st. patrick's day, but whatever.

showered and felt really weird about having to put the bathrobe on one side of the wall and then walk naked to the shower, passing some of the people going to the wc and also people at the entrance and cleaning ladies. showered and took it slow, finding the rhythm of the place. i am always a bit scarred about new places, not wanting to do something wrong. so i just tried my best to fit in. after showering and applying personal hygiene products (some men was smelling like sweat, one particular guy could be smelled 3 meters away, heavy garlic smell. wtf guys take a shower and use a deodorant. its not so hard) i went out the the stairs to look around. a cute girl approached me in 10 seconds, asking if it was my first time. easy prey to spot! thought i had met what you call a shark, but she was just really friendly and informed me of the prices, and how everything worked. pointed me in the right directions and told me we could talk later. i never met up with her, but she had an honest and cute face.

went downstairs and worked out a bit, just to get the blood flow going, and went to the bar to get something to drink. a girl just swooped in under my radar, did not notice her coming from behind. it is weird, because i usually have that kind of personal radar out, like a protection. thought it maybe was a friend i did not know was there, because no girl has ever come and swung her arm around me, caressing me without me knowing it.

elsa, else or something in that way, from romania:

after reading a lot of the forum, i feel the romanian girls have a bad reputation and wondered if i should just keep away. but i was feeling a vibe from her, something genuine, if you can say that for a place like artemis.

when i asked her what her name was, and where she was from, she promptly told me her name and i could see her wait to think a bit, maybe about lying about being from spain or telling the truth about being from romania. i do not think there's anything wrong with being from a certain country. can you guys help me out why someone dislikes romanians?

she told me the truth, and made kind of a quirky smile. maybe because she never tells the truth and for once accidentally told the truth, like she almost surprised herself with the honesty. thinking back, it was probably because of that small thing, that i went with her to a room.

she could read me like an open book and asked if i was shy or very shy. .

i received a wonderful massage for about 30 minutes, on my back, arms and hands, she was good at it. talked about work, family etc. pillow talk is the best, and it is also an indication to me, that i need a girlfriend, or a therapist more, than i need a hooker. we talked about my brother getting married and me not being invited and feeling left out. it was nice sharing with someone, and made me feel better. it is easier being 100% honest with someone you know won't see again. that, and the massage, left me completely relaxed. long time since i had that feeling.

had sex for about 30 minutes after that. was so relaxed that i doubted i could get an erection but she just told me to lie on my back and relax, then she would do all the work.

her body was, as 80% of all girls at artemis, nice! 10% are not so nice, but not directly bad, and 10% are killer bodies, dream bodies or what you can call them.

she had natural breasts, just as i like them, and she was just a nice person.

tried the sauna afterward. only the 60 degrees and only for 5-10 minutes, with my eyes closed as i was afraid of drying out my contact lenses. quick shower, hygiene products used and down to the sofas underneath the stairs. two guys were there and i asked if it was ok to lay in the middle, with about 2 meters to each of the others. talked for what seems like hours with a german guy, but in english. he was giggling like a little school girl some times. i found it so fun, so i just asked him 'having fun? ' and when he answered, i felt like an asshole because it sounded like he could not speak english and now i had forced him to try, destroying his fun. and then i felt weird about asking, not sure if i had broken the etiquette. but he was really good at english, and we had an interesting mix of topics we discussed, from photography to being able to view directly up the vagina's of girls up on the stairs. only interrupted by girls trying to pick us up. it was weird having to say no thanks to beautiful women. i have never tried that before hehe. played the 'oh i just came, i have to wait a bit'. you guys would know that a sentence like that from me is a lie.

it was nice having someone to translate a bit for me. we were approached by women many times, and found it fun that some of the girls would just go up and try to go to a room immediately. was really cool talking to that guy, it made me relax more, and it was nice being underneath the stairs, as you could see a lot of things going on, and view how the girls tried picking up guys etc.

at one time, this blonde girl came up and offered us a threesome or foursome, however we wanted it. she had a sister at the club and they were willing to do a lesbian show and touch each other etc. sounds pretty kinky, but i would have my doubt that they're real sisters? anyway it sparked a lot of interest, just for the. science in it. but as i do not get turned on by watching more than 2 people have sex on film, i declined. she was damn pretty, but i was not turned on, was maybe to tired.

then i went to the bar because i had seen a couple of black girls earlier and i wanted to check them out. i love their skin color, it is so pretty. i am sorry but i can not remember her name, and there is no pictures of her on the website, but i found a really nice black girl. she was wearing a small white leather corset and had piercings in the naval and pussy, and a look-a-like piecing in the left nipple. as soon as i saw her, i knew i wanted her. asked her to go to a room within a minute of meeting her. her skin was so beautiful. i have never been with a black girl before and something about it just turned me on. she was from kenya and had a killer body. i was sporting a half mast when we walked up the stairs. she noticed it and we laughed a bit about it. it's difficult to hide a hard cock in those thin bathrobes. in the room she looked through her bag and at the bottom found a special condom, and she sat there weighing my dick in her hands and tried slapping her self with it, saying it was rare seeing a white guy with a dick as big as a banana! always fun to discus penis size with a girl, as long as she compares you with a black guy or saying its bigger than a banana, telling you it needs special condoms for big boys etc. her fingers / hand could not fit all the way around the shaft and she sat there playing with it for a bit. was pretty fun, and also nice.

could almost not enter her, as she is very tight. and what an incredible body, and the skin color and texture was so damn fine. not sure if the breasts is real or not, did not care as they felt nice.

tipped her €10 and she was very happy. after we both freshened up, i met her in the bar later when she came around, to give me a short back massage and we joked a little bit, and told me she was going with a friend to the downstairs kino and that i maybe should try to check out.

even though i did not come, nobody can take away that visual image i have imprinted in my mind. my white and her black body was just such a nice visual.

by the way, it is an insane amount of towels that get used at artemis. and also the water usage must be going through the roof. four times i came into an area with a shower just going on, full power, with nobody around. fucking idiots, people that just let it run. i really have no respect for that.

i needed a break and also just thought that i was done for the day, so i went and bought a €10 chip in the entrance. why it is so expensive, i do not understand. €10 is crazy, and even €5 seems expensive compared to other places in berlin. restaurant prices are usually below €4.

but it felt me more relaxed, and self confident, just that single one beer. went to the sauna again and took a quick shower, just waiting for the time to be 04:00 so i could catch a train back home. another girl came swooping in, took my feet away from under me. or just made me fucking horny. she knew what bottons to push!

her hairstyle also helped, looked like something victoria beckham (google posh haircut) and was pretty damn hot. always liked that hairstyle. can't even remember her name. hungarian. 30 year old. not supermodel pretty in the face, like some of the other girls, but she seemed genuine and was a champion at holding eye contact and making me feel important.

i said that i was very tired and doubted i could even get it up, and her response was to tell me that we should go to the kino and watch a movie for 15-20 minutes while kissing and her giving me a slow blow job, and see if it worked out. the way she said if, and held eye contact with me, was über hot. took me in the hand and led me down into the kino. i think there is 4 rows of sofas, the 2 last ones were filled with guys+girls, so we took the one next closest to the screen. i could hear the guys behind me getting some sloppy head, slurping sounds all over. and in a room down there, someone was having sex. i did not give a fuck, and just focused on the girl. she was nice, we sat there, her with a leg crossing over one of my legs, kissing me, looking into each others eyes and her giving me a 'slow blowjob', which she was very good at. i became hard as a rock in a short time, and she kept blowing me. i did not even give a fuck about the guys behind me getting a show. we went to the room just next to the screen, and i could see that she was in doubt what to do with my cock. her earlier talk about anal sex being amazing, and offering it to me, was not being offered any more (it was also too expensive at €100, can not understand why anal sex is so expensive at artemis, at salon pankow it was €40 as far as i remember, even though none of the ones i met at s. p. wanted to do the deed, which i am ok with). we laid down and she kept on giving me a combined hj / bj which felt great, and we kept on kissing. long story short, i came in her mouth.

felt fucking good.

not only because of cumming, but because i finally could!

thanks heineken, and thanks rocketboy for giving the advice about trying alcohol to loose up.

thanks to the banks in my home country doing an update from 04:00 to 05:00 i could not get more money from the ec atm so i had to stop there. maybe for the best, like stopping while having 'success' instead of having a 'bad' experience again. not that i regret anything i have done at all, or not being able to finnish. i've had a great time and i have spent more money on my motorcycle getting a lot less than i had gotten here.

there were a turkish girl, really petite and small, wearing some red things, not a bra, but above the breasts. and also a blonde girl with s small frame and a really hot face, almost a little provocative, as i left, i figured out i really wanted to fuck them. well that is how it goes. .

almost missed my plane today. i came back to my hotel monday morning at around 5:45 in the morning, had to be at the airport at around 11 hah. and had to pack also. .

haha oh and thanks, if you actually read all my text. don't know if it is interesting or not. heh comment.

I will be hitting artemis again soon after being there once before in 2008. Excited? Of course! Would like some info on a couple of things; 1) will I find a significant number of babes in the 18-22 age range as in oase for eg or does artemis enforce an age cap like palace of 21 and over only? 2) have read the lineup is more varied at artemis than at say oase which is mainly Romanian. Will I find a larger number of blonde blue eyed baltic types at artemis than in a typical hessen club like oase partly due to geographic location?

Many thanks

[QUOTE=Mohab;1259583]I will be hitting artemis again soon after being there once before in 2008. Excited? Of course! Would like some info on a couple of things; 1) will I find a significant number of babes in the 18-22 age range as in oase for eg or does artemis enforce an age cap like palace of 21 and over only? 2) have read the lineup is more varied at artemis than at say oase which is mainly Romanian. Will I find a larger number of blonde blue eyed baltic types at artemis than in a typical hessen club like oase partly due to geographic location?Many thanks[/QUOTE]Significant number- well how many do you need? Statisically, on average there are 4.67 per night in your desired age co(ho)rt. Blondes and blue eyes; more than enough and probably more than in Hessen. Aryan Valhalla awaits.

[QUOTE=Granthree;1259564]First of all, thanks for all the replies and help. .Not only because of cumming, but because I finally could![/QUOTE]Quite the project you had. Glad it somehow worked out. When I see the bender you were on all week, not really a wonder you were in such a state. But in the end, Mission Accomplished.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1259708]Quite the project you had. Glad it somehow worked out. When I see the bender you were on all week, not really a wonder you were in such a state. But in the end, Mission Accomplished.[/QUOTE]It is only money. .

I have always been a shamed of my body, being overweight. Since I was 15, I have not been at the public swim, etc. I recently lost 20 kg and I am feeling slightly better about myself.

So I guess were I am going is, that my self esteem probably has been a factor in all this. So even though some people reading my posts may think that I did waste a lot of money on "nothing" because I did not cum, that is not how I see it. I have overcome a fear of being naked with other people and I had fun in the process. And the girls were really sweet, I actually don't have a bad experience with some of them being angry / bored / seeming like they did not like me.

Hi Artemis lovers,

I will be visiting for the first time this weekend, and wanted to ask a few questions before hand.

1. Are all the women actually in the nude walking around, or clothed?

2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?

3. Can you relax / take a nap by the pool areas etc with your kit on, or is it tackle out in these areas? Would not want to fall asleep in a 'public' place with a semi on!

4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,

Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.

5. Do most girls expect extra for anal? I would rather it just happen for free, but let's be realistic.

[QUOTE=Cackykekks; 1259965]Hi Artemis lovers,

I will be visiting for the first time this weekend, and wanted to ask a few questions before hand.

1. Are all the women actually in the nude walking around, or clothed?

2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?

3. Can you relax / take a nap by the pool areas etc with your kit on, or is it tackle out in these areas? Would not want to fall asleep in a 'public' place with a semi on!

4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,

Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.

5. Do most girls expect extra for anal? I would rather it just happen for free, but let's be realistic.[/QUOTE]1. Yes naked, except when they wear lingerie at "dessous tag". Wednesdays.

2. This was my question as well before my first visit at FKKs. You don't wear any underwear under your robe.

3. Yes, no problem to relax, but you could be hassled by certain girls from time to time.

4. Nope, but then again I am not very familiar with Artemis girls.

5. YEEEES. Nothing is for free, and definitely not Anal in any FKK. At Artemis it means that it would add 100 euros to your bill.

Just wondering do any of the girls have tongue piercings?

[QUOTE=Cackykekks;1259965]2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?[/QUOTE]You do NOT have to wear underwear under your robe in Rio's termas-I certainly never have-and you don't in FKKs.

[QUOTE=Cackykekks; 1259965]4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,

Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.[/QUOTE]Just hope the right receptionist is working when you go then. Ahaha.

Thumbs up for Conny, although her name is nowhere near the top of my list.

Have fun!

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino;1260062]JThumbs up for Conny, although her name is nowhere near the top of my list.[/QUOTE]Conny used to a excellent choice. My last contact with her though was rather curtailed as she refused to spend even 5 minutes talking before we were to go to the room. So I pulled the plug and bailed on the session.

What to say? I think she can perform rather well, great sloppy blow job and responsive, but she has been there a while and has hardened somewhat I feel. All I can say is try talking to her first and be prepared to bail if she gives you attitude. She is a pretty girl and before the boob job was exactly my type.

AM

[QUOTE=Cackykekks; 1259965]Hi Artemis lovers,

I will be visiting for the first time this weekend, and wanted to ask a few questions before hand.

1. Are all the women actually in the nude walking around, or clothed?

2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?

3. Can you relax / take a nap by the pool areas etc with your kit on, or is it tackle out in these areas? Would not want to fall asleep in a 'public' place with a semi on!

4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,

Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.

5. Do most girls expect extra for anal? I would rather it just happen for free, but let's be realistic.[/QUOTE]1: On weddensdays the girls wear sexy lingerie. Otherwise they are naked. Some wear corsets, small net things etc. But you can see their bodies without any problems.

2: I did not wear anything under the bathrobe. When I was laying on the downstairs sofa thing, some girls came up and talked to me and the guy I was talking to. Somehow it ended up with a girl checking out my dick because I told her I was tired and only could manage half an erection (was a lie, just did not want to go with her heh). Was quite fun and weird just having a girl check out your junk. Did only happen because I let it happen, no need to be afraid!

3: I relaxed quite a bit. Some girls walks by and teases you.

4: None of the three girls I spent time with is featured on the website. The two girls I wanted to try, but didn't come around too, is also not featured on any pics.

After a six month wait I finally had a chance to make a quick visit to Artemis. Only 5 hours spent, but managed three pops.

At 11 am the place was winding up: clients and girls arriving, food being put out. Made eyes with a foxy Dominican girls while eating but got some sharkish vibes later. I talked to Tracy from Germany. She was nice enough, but we just didn't click. Awkward silences and so forth, very unusual. Finally got talked over by Leslie, a German provider with pretty convincing BBBJ skills (BBBJ with CIM: 110 euros). Other than the BBBJ, quite lame: boobs were offered, pecks on the lips and that was it. Pushed hard for a CIM (which she got: "Come on, baby, it is only 50 euros, not 500!"). Over in 10 minutes.

I got squeezed in between Nikol (Czech R.) and Sharon (Hungary) in the bar. We all had a nice chat, I but ended up going to the room with Nikol, who is a tallish blond, curvy enough with beautiful small breasts. A true optifick if you need one. No true DFK but decent kissing (BBBJ. 69, doggie: 60 euros). Will repeat.

Straight after I got approached by Ella and I just couldn't go so soon after the last pop. About 30 mins later I went looking for her, but in vain. Instead, I ran into Pearl, originally from Ghana with whom I spent a long time at the bar just talking, sharing experiences of West Africa. In the room, probably the best GFE / PSE mix in my life: totally uninhibited exchange of fluids (excluding bareback intercourse) and lots of effort from her side. Spent 80 minutes with her (multiple positions 170 euros). If the money is not the issue, I highly recommend this intelligent girl. Will repeat for a longer session. I have a feeling that with a short session she might be potential upseller.

One dark EE girl, who had extraordinarily beautiful oval face caught my fancy. We kept circling each other the whole day, but when we finally talked she just said: "Lets go to room!". I asked for her name, but she said she would tell it in the room. End of deal. Shame, since I would have probably went for fourth session with her. Ended up leaving the place with a tad more spent than I had budgeted.

I left a small luggage at the reception to be held during my visit. Great service!

Next stop Oase.

One question for any regular of Artemis. If you session with 2 girls and you happen to be DFK with one and the other is performing a BJ and you CIM with her then what will the cost of a 30-minute session be? I know it would be 60 Euro for each girl for the 30 minutes and additional 60 Euro for the CIM. Do you pay both girls the additional 60 Euro or only the one you had CIM with? I'm wondering if the session would be 180 or 240 Euro. I want to make sure I know the proper etiquette before entering into such a session.

Thanks for any info!

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1260166]Conny used to a excellent choice. My last contact with her though was rather curtailed as she refused to spend even 5 minutes talking before we were to go to the room. So I pulled the plug and bailed on the session.

What to say? I think she can perform rather well, great sloppy blow job and responsive, but she has been there a while and has hardened somewhat I feel. All I can say is try talking to her first and be prepared to bail if she gives you attitude. She is a pretty girl and before the boob job was exactly my type.

AM[/QUOTE]Is there a Conny and also a Coni? I have last been to Artemis about 1 year ago and sessioned a couple of times with Coni (one in pics with Siana on the website) and had a fabulous time. I believe I also saw pics on the website with another named Conny so just want to see if there is a difference. I will be at Artemis next week (looking forward to it!) and was hoping to session with Coni again. However, if you are referring to the same I will be more cautious.

[QUOTE=BigBad; 1260217]One question for any regular of Artemis. If you session with 2 girls and you happen to be DFK with one and the other is performing a BJ and you CIM with her then what will the cost of a 30-minute session be? I know it would be 60 Euro for each girl for the 30 minutes and additional 60 Euro for the CIM. Do you pay both girls the additional 60 Euro or only the one you had CIM with? I'm wondering if the session would be 180 or 240 Euro. I want to make sure I know the proper etiquette before entering into such a session.

Thanks for any info![/QUOTE]CIM is 50 euro.

My guess is the price will be 2x €60 for 2x 30min, and €50 to the girl taking the load. But you might never know.

One good thing is, that you can talk with the girls! They are quite open about discussing such things before entering the room.

[QUOTE=BigBad;1260220]Is there a Conny and also a Coni? I have last been to Artemis about 1 year ago and sessioned a couple of times with Coni (one in pics with Siana on the website) and had a fabulous time. I believe I also saw pics on the website with another named Conny so just want to see if there is a difference. I will be at Artemis next week (looking forward to it!) and was hoping to session with Coni again. However, if you are referring to the same I will be more cautious.[/QUOTE]I am not 100% sure but I think that Conny and Conni are two different girls. In fact the one I refer to is Conni (not Conny as I wrote in my post) from Bulgaria. Please do not take my post as a condemnation of the girl. She may well be a great session for you. I would just advise a bit of caution as the past couple of time I spoke with her we really did not seem to hit it off. But my sessions with her, all 2-3 years back, were quite good.

[QUOTE=BigBad;1260217]One question for any regular of Artemis. If you session with 2 girls and you happen to be DFK with one and the other is performing a BJ and you CIM with her then what will the cost of a 30-minute session be? I know it would be 60 Euro for each girl for the 30 minutes and additional 60 Euro for the CIM. Do you pay both girls the additional 60 Euro or only the one you had CIM with? I'm wondering if the session would be 180 or 240 Euro. I want to make sure I know the proper etiquette before entering into such a session.

Thanks for any info![/QUOTE]

A 1/2 session with two girls, no "lesbi" show but cumming in one girl's mouth should cost 60 + 60 + 50(cim). Only if the girls share your prize should you be charged 50 per girl. That is, whoever gets your jamba juice in the mouth wins.



AM

[QUOTE=Kimino;1260062]Just hope the right receptionist is working when you go then. Ahaha.[/QUOTE]So funny! I guess I've seen everything, but to be a witness next in the queue.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1260290]I am not 100% sure but I think that Conny and Conni are two different girls. In fact the one I refer to is Conni (not Conny as I wrote in my post) from Bulgaria. Please do not take my post as a condemnation of the girl. She may well be a great session for you. I would just advise a bit of caution as the past couple of time I spoke with her we really did not seem to hit it off. But my sessions with her, all 2-3 years back, were quite good.

A 1/2 session with two girls, no "lesbi" show but cumming in one girl's mouth should cost 60 + 60 + 50 (cim). Only if the girls share your prize should you be charged 50 per girl. That is, whoever gets your jamba juice in the mouth wins.

AM[/QUOTE]Thanks Angus and Granthee on your replies. I figured that was the case on the price of the session but just wanted to be sure. Thanks also for the heads-up on Coni. I will be sure to talk to her before jumping into a session. I agree my sessions with her were very good but I suppose after doing this for a while attitudes can change.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1260290]I am not 100% sure but I think that Conny and Conni are two different girls. In fact the one I refer to is Conni (not Conny as I wrote in my post) from Bulgaria. Please do not take my post as a condemnation of the girl. She may well be a great session for you. I would just advise a bit of caution as the past couple of time I spoke with her we really did not seem to hit it off. But my sessions with her, all 2-3 years back, were quite good.

A 1/2 session with two girls, no "lesbi" show but cumming in one girl's mouth should cost 60 + 60 + 50 (cim). Only if the girls share your prize should you be charged 50 per girl. That is, whoever gets your jamba juice in the mouth wins.

AM[/QUOTE]Angus,

Do you have any other personal favorites you would recommend at Artemis?

Thanks!

Visited Art with Charlie123, great time.

First, Conni (the bulgarian) wasn't there, or didn't see her.

We arrived early, around 14:00, we were planning to have a couple of girls then go eat, visit Monrouge and then go back.

At 14:00 the place was full of girls, around 50 I was told by a girl. Very good lineup and quite strange for that time of the day. Very few men around.

Place always great, new water controllers in the shoewrs, at last.

Finally went with Jane, tall, very goodlooking blonde, always sitting at the bar. German from Hamburg. I always avoided her because I thought she was an ice queen but she isn't. We didn't actually click but she is a great girl, great performer and I recommend. Making ipothesis on girls attitude based on the look has proven once more to be complete bs. 1hr + cim.

Then I had great fun with Paulina. Very tall, black hair, bop haircut, very exciting lingerie, stockings. Polish. One of those technically plain vanilla. 60 euro sessions, where you really get the feeling it was for free. A super great session, good sex from start to end with a joyful and extremely good looking girl. I absolutely enjoyed that and recommend the girl.

Food at Hasir, called up Monrouge, found out that all the talents we were interested in were either in vacation or gone so back to Artemis around 21:00 I think.

More girls around and more men. Only stayed there until 1:30.

Don't remember the name but went with a good looking girl from Koln. Long black hair, quite robust, sweet. Very very good at BJ. I don't remember how we ended inthe room, still it was ok. Couldn't come in any way and stopped the session just before the hour ended. A bad headache spoiled the thing a bit.

Before leaving, a girl named Alyssa. Not an optiflick but was wearing a very sexy dress that convinced me to try her. Good 30min session, wouldn't kiss though because "that's a private thing I keep for my boy". Fuck, why don't you keep anal like some do. Ahahah.

Anyway a sweet girl.

Today I might drop in at Erlebniswohnung at the gang bang thing just to see how it is, and probably rush out in dusgust after 5 min. Some of the girls on the site look real hot. Not sure.

Later on I'll definitely go back to Art to spend the night.

Ciao.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino;1260494]Today I might drop in at Erlebniswohnung at the gang bang thing just to see how it is, and probably rush out in dusgust after 5 min. Some of the girls on the site look real hot.[/QUOTE]Before you run like hell; try the awesome marinated fried chicken breasts. Close your eyes and Mmmmmm, let the juicy little dismembered bird remind you of the good things in life. Enjoy! .

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1260566]Before you run like hell; try the awesome marinated fried chicken breasts. Close your eyes and Mmmmmm, let the juicy little dismembered bird remind you of the good things in life. Enjoy! .[/QUOTE]I dunno. Gang bangs are one thing, but sex with cooked food? Anyway, my money is on the Special Ops team actually chickening out.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1260494]Finally went with Jane, tall, very goodlooking blonde, always sitting at the bar. German from Hamburg. I always avoided her because I thought she was an ice queen but she isn't. We didn't actually click but she is a great girl, great performer and I recommend. Making ipothesis on girls attitude based on the look has proven once more to be complete bs. 1hr + cim.[/QUOTE]I never avoided her based on her looks or attitude, but because she didn't kiss. Does she do it now? I agree she's hot.

Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1260494]Don't remember the name but went with a good looking girl from Koln. Long black hair, quite robust, sweet. Very very good at BJ. I don't remember how we ended inthe room, still it was ok. Couldn't come in any way and stopped the session just before the hour ended. A bad headache spoiled the thing a bit.[/QUOTE]That would be Svenja (. De). She's a gem. Too bad about your experience.

[QUOTE=Toscana;1260670]I never avoided her based on her looks or attitude, but because she didn't kiss. Does she do it now? I agree she's hot.[/QUOTE]I can confirm that she still doesn't kiss, not even LFK. The great thing about Artemis though is that there is no shortage of drop-dead gorgeous blondes who do kiss.

[QUOTE=Mohab; 1259583]I will be hitting artemis again soon after being there once before in 2008. Excited? Of course! Would like some info on a couple of things; 1) will I find a significant number of babes in the 18-22 age range as in oase for eg or does artemis enforce an age cap like palace of 21 and over only? 2) have read the lineup is more varied at artemis than at say oase which is mainly Romanian. Will I find a larger number of blonde blue eyed baltic types at artemis than in a typical hessen club like oase partly due to geographic location?

Many thanks[/QUOTE]We have heard the same old song from you before. Who wants to answer this?

You will find a lot of young blond babes from Iceland, Norway, Denmark and Sweden, they are all waiting for you to fuck their brains out, LOL

It is highly unlikely that I will find a scandanavian contingent present at artemis. Which is a shame as I have a lapland girl fantasy that I still have never lived out. I mean it scandananvian girls are incredible and yes I have seen you on the denmark forum and read about the ridiculously high rates the pigerne charge. I am sure you will not be surprised to learn that I have also scoured the norway and swedish forums only to find out to my dismay there is no action there LOL. Maybe one day the angels above will bless us with a true scandanavian fkk full of true nordic nude babes! LOL until that day we will have to suffer at the likes of oase and artemis and similar. LOL.

Hehe Mohab, Nille was being sarcastic about the scandinavian girls. Guess that it may be a Danish thing, as I understood it instantly.

You won't find an FKK in Sweden as prostitution is illegal. And Norway, the prices would just be deathly! Norway is so expensive, it's not even fun. Tried to buy a 25ml juice brick on a gas-station. Price €3, 75.

Things are soo expensive in Norway. I would think a 30min session would cost €200-250, no bs, I think that would be a realistic the price.

And in Denmark, the FKK model is not legal. Prostitution is legal, but only under certain sircumstanses.

I would love to have a FKK here though. It was good fun, being at Artemis. .

[QUOTE=Mohab;1260772]It is highly unlikely that I will find a scandanavian contingent present at artemis. Which is a shame as I have a lapland girl fantasy that I still have never lived out. I mean it scandananvian girls are incredible and yes I have seen you on the denmark forum and read about the ridiculously high rates the pigerne charge. I am sure you will not be surprised to learn that I have also scoured the norway and swedish forums only to find out to my dismay there is no action there LOL. Maybe one day the angels above will bless us with a true scandanavian fkk full of true nordic nude babes! LOL until that day we will have to suffer at the likes of oase and artemis and similar. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toscana; 1260670]I never avoided her based on her looks or attitude, but because she didn't kiss. Does she do it now? I agree she's hot.

Thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]Hi Toscana!

No she doesn't, at least with me. And I agree this is a big turn off.

Ciao.

Kimino

After spending some time drinking coffee and chatting in a nice bar with Angus and Rocketboy, we (Charlie and I) decided to skip the gang bang thing for this round and went back at Artemis.

Again the lineup was great, many many girls, a lot of new faces, quite a few of the ones I know missing.

Nothing special to report. On this day I ended up going with girls that I aready knew.

Laura, from Hamburg. I skipped her the day before even though I remembered her being absolutely special.

Long black hair. Extremely hot, you can get a real GFE from her if you click.

Then Natalia, Polish. Also recommended.

Brigitta form Budapest. Such a nice girl.

Around 3 am, I decided to close the game with Clara, or Carla, I never remember. The super goodloking girl, black long hair, black eyes, could say milfy in the best of it's meaning. Usual great session.

But she told me she is leaving, actually quitting the job. At April. Wish her all the best!

So this was it for the tour. Thanks Charlie for the great time spent together, once more.

Ciao.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Mohab;1260772]I have a lapland girl fantasy that I still have never lived out. I mean it scandananvian girls are incredible.[/QUOTE]Sorry to destroy your fantasy, Mohab, but original Lapps are an Arctic indigenous people who are darkhaired and shorter than your average Scandinavians. I agree with you that an FKK full of Swedish Abba blondes (were talking about Agnetha here) would be a great thing but in order for that to happen we have to wait for the Swedish krona to crash. Meanwhile, the German blondes at Artemis have to suffice.

One way to go would be hire a blonde escort from Latvia or Estonia and fly to Kiruna, Rovaniemi or Narvik and by some Lapland props. Would that do the trick?

With all respect,

K

Went to the Love Bahnhoff for first time in many many weeks. Despite glowing field reports from Team KC & The Sunshine Band (aka Kimino and Charlie123) I have to confess being underwhelmed. A good number (maybe 10) of new youngish recruits but unfortunately not RBs type. It was actually a quiet night, and while a fair bit of the usuals were away, the atmosphere was one of a nice quiet buzz, rooms plentiful, all of which I thought boded well for things to cum. Went with tried and true Brigitta, the tatted, busty, young blond of Budapest, who for my tastes is probably the hottest woman in residence at the mo.

With refractory interval and dinner (not bad salmon and spinach, and I guess for visiting guests from Klingon, cheese glazed pineapple-covered turkey breasts) behind me, I then went with shapely, dark-haired Slovakian Erika, who proved the old saw that ignorance is bliss. In the room, with the clock ticking, I had the kinky, stupid idea to ask how things were going. Even while giving a massage, I then had to listen for a good 10 min about how exhausted she was from 23 non-stop days of work to pay for her insane combination of house-remodeling and cosmetic surgery. Notice the common theme there.

Now as every good courtesan knows, if there is one way to turn a man on, to build his desire to a fevered pitch, it is to describe in "exscrewshiating" detail both her reasoning and her choices of furniture and colours in kitchen-remodeling. I guess it could have been worse, perhaps shoe shopping stories. I think both techniques are used in detention cells in Guantanamo, now that water-boarding is so out of fashion.

So I got at no extra charge a brief look through one of the darker windows at Artemis, how some girls put themselves under huge financial pressure for more than dubious reasons. I felt like an ATM with a boner. I asked afterwards why would she do this to a sort of "buddy", and she replied helpfully, "well what you need to do is get me on my first couple of days here, before lots of customers, when I am still fresh". I guess sleeping is out until I find the Artemis 'Tute Arrival Alert App. We still managed to cram in some very perfunctory sex, but all in all, a lot of nothing, our undying love now over, and she is off the list.

I increasingly believe men and women inhabit distinct parallel universes, that are connected only via their genitals. It gives new meaning to the concept of wormholes.

But, the astounding news (which shows what a slow night it was for me) is that there were 2 parked serious earth movers which had clearly already moved serious amounts of earth out of the side area off the kitchen and parking lot. So the new wing & pool area is finally underway. I know who could be put in charge of the decorating.

The time out guillotine came down before I could end with this.

I do have a Forum question.

There is a strange Arts girl who I find, despite my best efforts not to, hot. She is very thin, tallish, massive tattoos on her back, very full, engineered but very well done naturally shaped breasts, kind of an upturned nose, hangs out all the time with a similarly engineered dark long- haired girl, often on the couches behind the parking lot side of the upstairs bar. The blond has alternated between long curled scarey red hair, then streaked long curled blond, last night straight blond. Not that I have spent a lot of time ah um looking...

She moves very nervously all the time, and actually I rarely see her heading off with men, just chatting endlessly with her friend. I have always been put off by the odd vibes but she said hi last night and I briefly wavered.

I think her name is C something like Charlotte or Carolina. Anyone know her, been with her, and lived to tell the tale?

[QUOTE=Granthree; 1260895]Hehe Mohab, Nille was being sarcastic about the scandinavian girls. Guess that it may be a Danish thing, as I understood it instantly.

You won't find an FKK in Sweden as prostitution is illegal. And Norway, the prices would just be deathly! Norway is so expensive, it's not even fun. Tried to buy a 25ml juice brick on a gas-station. Price €3, 75.

Things are soo expensive in Norway. I would think a 30min session would cost €200-250, no bs, I think that would be a realistic the price.

And in Denmark, the FKK model is not legal. Prostitution is legal, but only under certain sircumstanses.

I would love to have a FKK here though. It was good fun, being at Artemis. .[/QUOTE]Haha Granthree, only thing more expensive in Norway than juice or water at a gas-station would be the petrol / diesel itself. So "nice" to know that Norway's got the highest petrolprices in Europe (maybe even the world) and at the same time Norway is the second biggest oil-exporter in the world! How weird is it to see that 80% of the price is state taxes! Only possible in Norway! I am so happy that there is no FKK in Norway. First of all, it would not be possible because buying sex is illegal (prostitution is in fact legal, but who cares when no one can buy your services) , and secondly I would've changed my handle to "Always broke" as the prices would be exorbitant! A simple lapdance in one of the strip clubs in Oslo would cost you 130 euros, and you won't even get to touch the girl! I have never understood the guys that willingly pay thousands of norwegian kroner at clubs and never get anything more than a kiss on the cheek from the many Baltic girls that has invaded the strip clubs. Don't even expect to find blond Scandinavian girls if that's your thing! BTW - sorry for this comment which is not in its correct thread, just had to put it here.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1261266]Haha Granthree, only thing more expensive in Norway than juice or water at a gas-station would be the petrol / diesel itself. So "nice" to know that Norway's got the highest petrolprices in Europe (maybe even the world) and at the same time Norway is the second biggest oil-exporter in the world! How weird is it to see that 80% of the price is state taxes! Only possible in Norway! I am so happy that there is no FKK in Norway. First of all, it would not be possible because buying sex is illegal (prostitution is in fact legal, but who cares when no one can buy your services) , and secondly I would've changed my handle to "Always broke" as the prices would be exorbitant! A simple lapdance in one of the strip clubs in Oslo would cost you 130 euros, and you won't even get to touch the girl! I have never understood the guys that willingly pay thousands of norwegian kroner at clubs and never get anything more than a kiss on the cheek from the many Baltic girls that has invaded the strip clubs. Don't even expect to find blond Scandinavian girls if that's your thing! BTW - sorry for this comment which is not in its correct thread, just had to put it here.[/QUOTE]130€ for a lapdance that's crazy, how about drinks.

So you should spread the words about FKKs and maybe arrange weekly tours to let's say Artemis.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1261303]130€ for a lapdance that's crazy, how about drinks.

So you should spread the words about FKKs and maybe arrange weekly tours to let's say Artemis.[/QUOTE]Luckily I've only been in Oslo's stripclubs accompanied by business partner (that paid for everything) so I'm not so sure about the price of drinks. I recall however that 0, 4 l. Beer at one of the clubs was 10 euros, but that was 3 years ago.

You would be surprised, but even some of my mongerfriends have a hard time believing me. They still think that RLD in Amsterdam and nightclubs in Prague are the greatest of all things. Well, actually I'm just happy that not too many people know about the FKKs in Germany.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1261411]You would be surprised, but even some of my mongerfriends have a hard time believing me. Well, actually I'm just happy that not too many people know about the FKKs in Germany.[/QUOTE]Yes it's hard to believe that you are surrounded by beautiful naked women and they all want your dick.

I think every man deserve a FKK club visit before he dies, then he can leave the earth with a smile.

My experience with Artemis is very positive. Usually, it takes multiple visits to a club to become more relaxed with a club that I've never been to. That is not so with Artemis. The reason is because the girls at Artemis does not make you feel like you need to quickly choose and go to the room right away. They don't seem to give you the negative vibe if you talk to them, if you don't decide to go to the room with them. Unlike the Palace, the club area is very relaxing because of this vibe. I can sit around the club area, enjoy being around the beautiful girls without feeling like I'm forced to go to the room at all times. For some reason, no matter how many times I go to the Palace, I have never gotten to the point of being calm and relaxed at the club. I think it's because of the fear of girl's bad attitudes from many negative experiences I've had. At Artemis, I can take my time, and talk to each girl that I'm interested in, and know that they won't give you the nasty look or attitude if you do not choose to go to the room with them. From my experience, Artemis girls have a very smooth way of convincing you to go to the room with them, and I think they know how to do it to not instill fear on the men, but get them aroused in a very relaxing way. Which is how it should be done, unlike the Palace girls, who are too pushy and I believe many of the girls are arrogant too (the ones that I've been with). When I visited Artemis, the place reminded me of the Palace, and didn't quite feel so relaxed at first, but after meeting the many nice girls there, I became comfortable very quickly. Artemis is very comparable to Oase, which is my favorite club.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1261225]Went to the Love Bahnhoff [CUT]. I know who could be put in charge of the decorating.[/QUOTE]Hahah thanks man for making me laugh. You are a good writer, many fun things among your text.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1261430]Yes it's hard to believe that you are surrounded by beautiful naked women and they all want your dick.

I think every man deserve a FKK club visit before he dies, then he can leave the earth with a smile.[/QUOTE]True enough, I recall reading about an episode that happened in one of the FKKs, I believe it was in Frankfurt. It was a guy that was about 70 years old, and he got a heart attack and died at the club. Yes I know it's a tragic episode for those involved, but I can't think of a better way way to leave this world.

Finally, made it back to Artemis yesterday. It was my first visit in a year. I arrived about 8PM. It was a pretty slow night as maybe most Sundays are. It was good in a way because you could have your pick of girls. As someone mentioned in an earlier post the first girl didn't matter that much to me. I passed on a few girls just taking in things and eventually was approached by Fatima from Slovakia. I knew she had been mentioned many times before. I found her attractive so sessioned with her first. She was good. Did things nice and slow since it was the first session. Maybe in later sessions I would have passed.

I waited for some time and went with two sisters from Romania (at least they said so). Carla and Joanna I believe were their names. I spent 1 hour with them and they claimed two donations from me. Carla in particular gave an excellent blowjob. After waiting for some time and debating whether to call it a night I was approached by Hardesay (not sure on exact name but was similar). She lives in Hamburg but is of Turkish descent. I found her quite exotic. I agreed to a session with her but told her I wanted 2 girls. She told me to wait a moment and looked all around but had a hard time finding someone she liked. A few minutes later she returned with Carla whom I had already sessioned with before. I went with the two of them while thinking it might be difficult for another round. It was not much of a problem as each of them gave an incredible blowjob and good kissing. It was definitely the best session of the night.

I will return on Tuesday for 1 more visit and will report.

Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?

[QUOTE=BigBad;1262058]After waiting for some time and debating whether to call it a night I was approached by Hardesay (not sure on exact name but was similar). She lives in Hamburg but is of Turkish descent.[/QUOTE]IMHO correct spelling is "Hadice". Not sure.

Two events listed on the Artemis web site, April 4 and April 11. Both are dessous tag which I normally avoid. Any experience? Are these worth attending?

[QUOTE=Customx;1262265]Two events listed on the Artemis web site, April 4 and April 11. Both are dessous tag which I normally avoid. Any experience? Are these worth attending?[/QUOTE]As far as I can say these, at least the bunny party, will simply be themed "Dessous Tag" events where they may have a few games, maybe a bit of free booze if you are lucky. So it depends upon how you feel about Dessous Tag really. I do not think it will be that much different from any Wednesday save for the bunny ears and tails which will be in abundance.

The porno show is usually some sort of stripper dance with simulated lesbian action and maybe a few whips and dildos floating about. Let's just say that I myself would not go out of my way to be there but neither would I avoid it.

The only party I have been to at Artemis that was really fun as a result of the party theme was the Foam Party last August. There the girls (and customers) were given free cocktails on the roof patio and some degree of drunken hilarity was the result.

AM

[QUOTE=BigBad;1262198]Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?[/QUOTE]It is allowed, if not terribly popular with the other customers. At least in the main bar.

AM

[QUOTE=BigBad;1262198]Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?[/QUOTE]Some dude came up to me in the bar, took a seat next to me and pulled out one of the small cigars, not sure what they're called, but it's smaller in diameter than a cigar. And he asked to bartenders and got an OK. And then I left to get into a sofa. Man, cigerette smoke is one thing, cigarsmoke makes me puke.

[QUOTE=BigBad;1262198]Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?[/QUOTE]Other guests including myself would not like it. IMO it's bad that the non-smoking policy doesn't applied in most clubs.

FKK Palace is one of the clubs that has taken the non-smoking policy seriously by having smoking room for smokers (I appreciate that).

In my daily life I breath fresh clean air, but if I visit to the clubs I'm forced to passively smoke, that's not fair!

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1262207]IMHO correct spelling is "Hadice". Not sure.[/QUOTE]The correct spelling is Hadise. Actually, I think she used to go by another 'name' (which I forgot) and changed it a few weeks ago.

She's a little delirious and may not be really fit for GFE, but I can recommend her as a good lay overall. (Definitely in my repeat list)

I know I am late to post this but better late than never.

Sunday was the day when I directed myself to the Artemis way. Angus, thanks for posting the video. It helped to get into Artemis with an ease at Westkreuz station. BTW, they have remove the information board from the place you mentioned. It took 5-6 min walking. I reached there around 1 PM so as to cover my lunch and dinner in the 80 euro bill. The receptionist asked whether it was the first and explained quickly about the stuff around there. Was given a bathrobe with locker key (as usual). I deposited, got a shower and got ready to walk inside. I planned to stay there till 10PM as I had some meeting day after. This visit was actually to understand and get acquainted with the Artemis environment.

I went for a short trip first in ground and first floor to look around. It was pretty much quiet with guys (oldies mostly) relaxing in the wellness area and few sitting in the bar at first floor. When I entered into the first floor, all eyes were around me (felt embarrassed slightly) & I just walked straight forward to the restaurant. Took some food there, chatted with a german guy. After satisfying my stomach, I sat on the sofa at the first floor just to get adjusted to the environment. One, two girls approached but whom I said no.

Had my first session with a girl after some time. Girl's name was Anika, mid twenties, German. She is cute, speaks good english and likes to blow you asap. I had a half an hour session with her. An OK session but would not repeat.

Showered and then spent some time wellness area taking the quick rest and naps. During these stages of naps and waking up, saw girls usually come to the gate of wellness area like they want to monitor that how many possible customers they can get. Enjoyed their eagerness. After an hour or two of rest, I went to downstairs kino. Stayed there for a while.

Mika, german, late twenties. I got her in the kino and we went for the room. Again half hour session with her. Nothing special about the session.

I wanted to see the evening so I passed the time in sauna's, wellness area and bar. BTW, during the sauna, there was one girl was interested to talk to me. She was coming into the sauna but some other guy called from behind and off she went with him. I have seen that girl time to time in the wellness area with that guy. Was the guy any ISG'ian? I have kept her in my todo list for next time.

Around evening 6, I went to upstair bar to do some birdwatching and looking for final companion of the day.

Demi (Artemis name) , early thirties (she said she was 26, but I doubt) , from Holland. I opted for a half an hour session which I extended to an hour because of good service provided by her. Nice slurpy BBBJ, fingering her pussy, sucking her C cups, lots of other actions.

Mission accomplised. I took the dinner and got back to my hotel satisfied. I will pay some more visits to Artemis in upcoming days to meet the stars.

BTW, question to you Angus, is your favorite girl Naomi has a missing right nipple and mark on right boob?

Hi Guys,

Anyone interested to hangout at Artemis / other places of depravation. ?

I will be in Berlin from Fri. Mon, so please PM me if you look for a mongering companion.

About me: 36 yo, educated, polite but not shy!

Ciao,

Reine

[QUOTE=Reine; 1262945]Hi Guys,

Anyone interested to hangout at Artemis / other places of depravation. ?

I will be in Berlin from Fri. Mon, so please PM me if you look for a mongering companion.

About me: 36 yo, educated, polite but not shy!

Ciao,

Reine[/QUOTE]Sure. Fri around 3 pm would be cool. Girls are just getting started and not a lot of men. Great line-up. Planing to go there.

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1260905]But she told me she is leaving, actually quitting the job. At April. Wish her all the best!

Kimino[/QUOTE]I told you!

She said the same thing to me a month ago. Pleased to see that she's going ahead with it.

Shame I forgot to have a goodbye session with her. Fabulous girl.

C

[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1261520]Artemis is very comparable to Oase, which is my favorite club.[/QUOTE]We have made very similar observations and have the same tastes. I rate Artemis extremely high, second only to Oase. I have Palace near the bottom just above that other place whose name I shall not mention. There are so, so many clubs whose delights I have yet to sample. But Artemis is certainly a formidable player if you will when it comes to what it has to offer in terms of the strength of its line-up of girls. I also like the food there more often than not, especially breakfast, and the facilities are OK I guess. I wish Artemis and Oase were located in the same general vicinity. I also wish both clubs offered some comfortable places to take a nap LOL! Somebody once suggested sneaking into a vacant room and napping, but I'v yet to have the gumption to do that. Wonder what would happen if a monger was caught taking a nap in a vacant room?

[QUOTE=The Cane; 1263881]Wonder what would happen if a monger was caught taking a nap in a vacant room?

I have Palace near the bottom.[/QUOTE]You'll be kicked out or ask to pay for the time you slept in the room. At Artemis it's a bit difficult as you can only go

Upstairs with a girl.

Are you saying Palace is discriminating too, I had a good time at Palace.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1263924]You'll be kicked out or ask to pay for the time you slept in the room. At Artemis it's a bit difficult as you can only go

Upstairs with a girl.

Are you saying Palace is discriminating too, I had a good time at Palace.[/QUOTE]Why would you ask that question? I have never even suggested that. No, I have never had any problems at Palace whatsoever. It's just that I find that the girls there don't "put out" like the girls do at some of the other clubs that I like much better. I also would note that a lot of guys do complain about the "shark-like" behavior at Palace, but I've never felt that way at Palace. In fact, I would say that there are more sharks at my favorite place (Oase) than there are at Palace! But that kind of behavior doesn't annoy me too much because I easily detect it and deflect those types away from me. My current ranking of the clubs I have been to is as follows, and it's based primarily on the strength of the line-ups I have seen at each club according to my tastes (but other things come into play too like quality of the overall facility, the food, the locker rooms & showers, etc.) :

1. Oase.

2. Artemis.

3. Mainhattan.

4. World.

5. Palace.

6. Golden Time.

Of course, if I gave the tastiness of the meals all of the weight, Oase would come in dead last! LOL! It's the strength of the line-up that carries the most weight on my scale. With regard to World, I really like a lot about it, but my issue is that, at least when I have gone, there simply just was not enough variety. There were a LOT of girls, but it was heavily balanced towards Romanians. Please don't get me wrong. I have absolutely nothing against the Romanian girls, and I've had some of my best experiences ever with them. But I want some more variety too. Czechs, Poles, Germans, Russians, Slovaks. Some girls from Latin America. You get the idea. Oase has all of that and then some, and I've found that the girls of Oase are just plain nastier overall hahaha! I need to experience some other clubs. Broaden my horizons.

[QUOTE=The Cane;1264179]There were a LOT of girls, but it was heavily balanced towards Romanians.[/QUOTE]Cane, are YOU a racist? Don't like Romanian hotties LOL? I know what you mean about variety. Artemis should definitely be your no. 1 then, because there's a big majority of Romanian girls at Oase as well. Personally I love the Romanian girls, and have nothing against them at all. I just had the feeling at World that I was in Romania and not in Germany. A bit ironic as the decoration at the World makes it look like a mix of different parts of the World with Egyptian corner, Hollywood seats etc, but all you get are Romanian girls! I would however rank World as no. 3 and not Mainhattan. I should probably give Mainhattan a second chance, but was not impressed when I was there. Given your feelings about GT, I can understand your ranking, but I have a feeling I'll have a completely different opinion when I go to GT. Hopefully before summer!

Taking a time out on all these "he said, he said" FKK comparatives, which has actually been dealt with by Charlie123's award winning contest of last year, and really not much more can (or need) be added...

Went last night to the local poon palace, and I have to say, poor offerings. It is spring holidays and many of the Arts A-Team were on theirs. Tourists from the Antarctic might find the choices satisfying, but yours truly, as much as he hates to admit it, returned home un-gepopped. A number of us had debated last week at a cafe how things might play out over the holidays, the argument being with lots of tourists, there might be some new rotations rotating through. There were a few but pretty underwhelming. So while there is a new foundation wall that has been laid out back as the new wing progresses onward (with a spiffy new architectural drawing to show how all will yet again look), I shall wait quite a while before returning. Back to the bordellos for RB where there seems to be some very good new and tried and trusty talents.

[QUOTE=The Cane; 1264179]1. Oase.

2. Artemis.

3. Mainhattan.

4. World.

5. Palace.

6. Golden Time.[/QUOTE]Oh no! Please no more ranking of clubs, this topic has been discussed a 1000 times in different FKK threads.

Cane: There 100+ clubs you have not visited, so this a small collection.

If we didn't have the workforce from the Romanian girls, then we probably have less clubs and girls in the club and the price-level

Would totally different, so Hip hip hooray for the Romanian girls.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1264218]but yours truly, as much as he hates to admit it, returned home un-gepopped.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that. 80€ wasted. So there were not a single female soul that could tempt your ding dong.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1264210]Cane, are YOU a racist? Don't like Romanian hotties LOL? I know what you mean about variety. Artemis should definitely be your no. 1 then, because there's a big majority of Romanian girls at Oase as well. Personally I love the Romanian girls, and have nothing against them at all. I just had the feeling at World that I was in Romania and not in Germany. A bit ironic as the decoration at the World makes it look like a mix of different parts of the World with Egyptian corner, Hollywood seats etc, but all you get are Romanian girls! I would however rank World as no. 3 and not Mainhattan. I should probably give Mainhattan a second chance, but was not impressed when I was there. Given your feelings about GT, I can understand your ranking, but I have a feeling I'll have a completely different opinion when I go to GT. Hopefully before summer![/QUOTE]I love the Romanian girls too! Yes, Oase does have a lot of them. One of my favorites of all time at any club on any continent is the Romanian "Patrizia" at Oase who likes to tell people she is Italian. Apparently she does have some legit ties to Italy, but is actually Romanian. As she said of my first session with her, we made a porno movie together LOL! She then introduced this "bad man" to other tutes in the club. That is what they are isn't it? Prostitutes? I just don't feel like writing it out all the time. And since other slang words I like are prohibited on this board voila! I came up with "tutes"! Haha!

I absolutely enjoy the Romanian girls and appreciate their presence in clubs all over Europe. I have a saying. The Romanians are to Europe what the Colombians are to Latin America. TUTES! Hahaha! Seriously though, I like the Romanian girls. It's just that I like to have a dip into something different every now and then as well. The reason why I have Artemis ranked second is because the girls of Oase just seem to be a little hornier and dirtier, and I like that. And, I have found that a larger percentage of the girls at Oase are into anal sex and kissing (no extra contribution required for kissing). I'm often taken aback at just how aggressive the blue-eyed blonde beauty from Russia Steffi is with me with her kissing. She's damn good all the way around, including her deep pink anal cavity.

As I've said in earlier posts, when I first started going to FKKs, I was nervous at first and on guard with the Romanians and the Bulgarians because of the many bad reports I had read here about them being scam artists. Well, from the time that I started having my own experiences at the clubs, I simply have not had problems with Romanian girls in general as a group. As I have said, some of them have been outstanding. I think the issue is that there are just so many of them, and when you dominate the scene like they do, well then there are bound to be some bad apples in the bunch. The other group of girls with the bad rep is the Bulgarians. I have very little experience with them. I've only met three (at least only three have told me they were Bulgarian). There was a redhead Bulgarian going by "Ellie" who I met at Mainhattan. She was new in the game, and we had an outstanding fuck. But then after she moved on to Oase, there were some negative reports left here about her regarding her performance.

The very first Bulgarian girl I ever met was also at Mainhattan. She tried to rip me off by telling me false prices for the services offered at the club and was clearly "overselling" her abilities and what she was going to do for me. Experienced mongers know bullshit when they smell it. Well, I'm not stupid and I knew the prices, but that wasn't exactly a good introduction to Bulgarian girls. Don't remember her name, and I have never seen her again at Mainhattan. Knew she wouldn't last long. And then I met Ellie, and we had a good time. If I had sworn off of all Bulgarians just because one tried to con me, well then that would have been pretty ignorant of me. At the end of the day, we're all individuals who deserve to be judged on our own merits. No, I love having sex with pretty Romanian girls. But just like when it comes to my dinner, I like to have a taste of different kinds of meat and veggies as the days and weeks unfold.

During my trip to Berlin I visited Artemis three times: on Wednesday, Monday, and Saturday. In that order.

[b]1st visit (Wednesday) [/b]

On my first visit it took me quite a while to settle in at the place. FKK can really be quite intimidating for a newbie, and on that night there were lots of girls and not so many men. Many of the girls I talked to were complaining about the lack of customers. I was approached a lot, and I didn't really know how to reject the offers gracefully. Later that night I received a bitchy lecture about how I'm now nice at all, and shouldn't always say "later, later, later". (I probably did say that the first time she approached me because she was kinda cute, but I sensed some hostile vibes already then and scratched her from my list. She was working also on my next two visits but never said a word to me after that rant.)

My first three sessions were quite forgettable, probably mostly due to my own nervousness. But the last session was very memorable. This girl caught my attention early in the night by her distinctive looks (Petite girl with very short reddish hair, distinctive tattoo on left arm, bit of a punk / alternative look. For me she was the hottest girl at Artemis, but her style can be of course quite divisive.). But it took me quite a while to gather my courage (and to get an opporturnity) to talk to her. When I finally talked to her, she greeted me with such a lovely devilish smile that I knew right away we were going to a room together. Her name is Ariel, and she said she is German / French.

Isn't it great when the hottest girl you've ever had also provides the best sex you've ever had? Ok, maybe I don't have that many experiences to compare this with, but the session with her really was great. It started with suprisingly gentle and affectionate kissing / hugging, and then moved through the normal procedure. She also offered anal, which I rejected partly due to the cost, but also because I felt too tired to fully enjoy it. Her ass really looked inviting, though, and I got to lick that asshole too. She offered very genuine-feeling GFE, but also very uninhibited dirty sex. I'm really happy that my last session was with her, because otherwise I might have concluded that FFKs are not for me.

[b]2nd visit (Monday) [/b]

Monday clearly was a more relaxed day at Artemis. Still I was very happy with the amount and quality of the girls available. I spotted Ariel pretty much immediately after entering the club. This time we had a drink together at the bar before entering a room. I had decided already before entering Artemis that if I meet Ariel again, I'm going to have a full hour with her, and also have anal sex with her (yeah, I guess I made the rookie mistake of falling for a FKK girl).

The session was just as good as the first time with her, although anal sex was a bit of a wasted investment. I guess my nerves got better of me, so I had difficult time maintaining an erection at that point. But she did bring me off using her mouth and hands. We hadn't discussed CIM at all, but when she saw me starting ejaculating she quickly took me to her mouth, which felt a bit shady. And when she charged me 100 euros for "CIM after anal" it felt even more shady. But then again, when she took me into her mouth I knew it would cost me, and yet I said nothing.

Afterwards we still had time for some pillow talk and kissing, and when we got to the bar we had coffee together and talked some more. I guess I also got over my infatuation with her. While before I saw her as an incarnation of all my dirty dreams, now I saw her just as a very young woman with whom I actually had pretty little in common. We quickly ran out of things to discuss and finished our coffees in an awkward silence.

Still, the sex with her was great, and I would have gladly had a third session with her on my final visit, if she had been working then.

After Ariel I had three more sessions, but couldn't finish any more. Martina from Bulgaria wasn't much of a conversationalist, but she really knew how to ride cock and look great doing it. I just had to lay back and enjoy the show. Her face somehow reminded me of Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko, which is largely the reason why I chose to have a session with her.

[b]3rd visit (Saturday) [/b]

Like RB says below, the selection was pretty poor on that day. I was wondering whether I had just gotten more picky during my three successive visits, but I'm glad a more experienced visitor confirms my observation. I also felt that the whole vibe at the club was quite different on a Saturday night, and I certainly didn't enjoy that night quite as much as my previous visit. I felt that there were less opporturnities to chat with the girls. Still, the place wasn't quite as busy as I had assumed.

I took me over two hours to select a girl for my first session, and that turned out to be my only genuinely bad session at Artemis. I went with Alisha, who really has a stunningly beautiful face. Too bad that I never saw a smile on that face. In the room she immediately tried to make me upgrade to anal, and seemed pretty pissed when I said it was too expensive for me. After that she seemed to just try to get me off as quickly as possible. Her blowjob was way too harsh, and after some fucking she started to give me a handjob that was just painful. She eased off a bit when I complained, but at this point I decided to save my energy for some other girl, so I interrupted the session after barely 15 minutes spent in the room.

Then I had a session with very petite girl who said she is German / Italian (but might as well be Romanian for all I know). She had a really beautiful face and a great smile, very long beautiful black hair, olive skin, and probably the smallest tits in Artemis that night. Can't remember the name, but it started with L and was vaguely Italian-sounding. No kissing and not even DATY (expect when it looked like she was going to miss her 50 EUR for CIM: "would it help if you licked my pussy?") , but she pretty much made up for that by being just an adorably sweet girl. Unfortunately I couldn't provide her the CIM she wanted.

At this point I was seriously contemplating returning to my hotel, but I'm glad I gave Artemis one final chance. My previous attempts with African girls hadn't been that great, but something about this one girl gave me an impression that she might be fun. She has very dark skin, so when she was chatting with her friends near the entrance of the upstairs bar, I could only see her metallic headband and her lovely smile.

In the room I said that I might take a full hour session, if I last that long. I guess she took things intentionally slow after that, but that suited me fine. She really has a prefect body and very beautiful skin. I think she said her name was Iman, and she comes from Ethiopia. I had a really nice time with her.

After the session she came to sit with me on a sofa at the upstairs bar. I really like it when the girls do that. After the session there is no more pressure about going to a room, so we can just talk normally. She even knew that I would not be a repeat customer because I was leaving Berlin the next morning. She really seemed even more of a cool girl in this relaxed environment. I was able to leave Artemis with a smile on my face.

Ariel and Iman were the highlights of my Artemis experience, and I would definitely like to spend more time with them, if only I didn't live so far away from Berlin. All in all I had 11 sessions with 10 girls over three visits.

Hello,

I have been a silent reader of the reports here and they have been very informative. Thanks to all the members for the valuable contribution. I am a complete newbee and obviously venturing into the mongering scene. I am travelling to berlin in the weekend of 19-22 April on business and mustering enough courage to visit this fabulous place as you guys described. Artemis. I am a rather shy person. So needed a few words of encouragement / tips to enjoy my time there. If not for this forum, I would not have been excited to visit the place at all. Just a few questions. And I would appreciate a response from you all.

1. I am an Indian guy. Because of my identity will I be be perceived differently?

2. When I change into the bathrobe. Can I have my underwear on? Not too comfortable with my nudity. Rather inexperienced on that front.

3. Can we carry a book to the place and chill out during the resting times?

Look forward to hearing from the gurus here.

[QUOTE=Neoman1; 1264488]1. I am an Indian guy. Because of my identity will I be be perceived differently?

2. When I change into the bathrobe. Can I have my underwear on? Not too comfortable with my nudity. Rather inexperienced on that front.

3. Can we carry a book to the place and chill out during the resting times?[/QUOTE]1. No, quite simply. All nations and creeds welcome here.

2. Yes you can, but it'd be sort of uncool. Most people are uncomfortable about nudity (both their own and that of others) to at least some degree. This is more likely to be true if you are new to a place like Artemis. Just try to follow what others are doing. I assure you that you will feel a whole less uncomfortable than you feared. I would advise against underwear at all actually. The girls will find it strange too if they see you in non-regulation attire and may label you as a 'mark'.

3. Sure. No cameras or phones though.

Enjoy. I'm sure you'll love it. Read through this forum thoroughly going back a year or more. There are many posts with valuable tips for newbies. Read Angus Magee's blog. Make a note of a few recommended girls and seek them out. That sort of precaution will serve as a much better defence against embarrassment than your undies will, that I can promise you.

Best.

C

Zero Gravity,

Cool to here about your first time, I would be interested on your opinion of how the girls were dressed on the different days

[QUOTE=Neoman1; 1264488]Hello,

I have been a silent reader of the reports here and they have been very informative. Thanks to all the members for the valuable contribution. I am a complete newbee and obviously venturing into the mongering scene. I am travelling to berlin in the weekend of 19-22 April on business and mustering enough courage to visit this fabulous place as you guys described. Artemis. I am a rather shy person. So needed a few words of encouragement / tips to enjoy my time there. If not for this forum, I would not have been excited to visit the place at all. Just a few questions. And I would appreciate a response from you all.

1. I am an Indian guy. Because of my identity will I be be perceived differently?

2. When I change into the bathrobe. Can I have my underwear on? Not too comfortable with my nudity. Rather inexperienced on that front.

3. Can we carry a book to the place and chill out during the resting times?

Look forward to hearing from the gurus here.[/QUOTE]Take this from a guy that have only been there once, and also have problems with being nude in front of others.

I visited about a month ago and I went alone. I found it weird to go to the shower, because you have to put your bathrobe in one room and walk 5-10 steps into the shower. And you can almost be seen from the lobby / locker area. The first 10-15 minutes was a bit weird, but then you realize that there are guys at the place, more ugly and fat than you. With smaller penises too! And they don't look like they give a fuck, so why should you?

I went on a Sunday and it was a quiet day. Did not see any indian guys, but I saw "normal white" (in a way that those types are 90% of the people you see on the street in Berlin) european men, some turkish guys (pretty funny actually, one of them told me he was a cab driver in Manhatten, Ny York, and made TONS of cash, and his friend and I just laughed at / with him.) and some japaneese guys.

I think you can wear underwear underneath your bathrobe, but you get a robe that is so big that you can close it and not having your skin showing. You have to be really well endosed and your penis has to be were your socks usually stop, for it to hang down below the bathrobe.

Well except for that well known website, berlindong.com, who hang out on the other side of the Autobahn with high powered infrared photography equipment trying to snap dong photos through the heavily smoked front door glass, nobody gives a rats ass about your equipment.

But if you are shy you can always take your shower downstairs or even wait and ask the girl to use the upstairs private shower before the session. I agree with Charlie though. Such machinations and / or wearing underpants will show you off as a mark and are likely to destroy whatever credibility a man has left after showing up at Berlin's premier who*ehouse.

Let's face it, if a bit of semi public nudity is really such an issue maybe FKK is not really for you? You could always visit a bordello instead. If I were you though I would simply treat it as a "growth" (no pun intended) experience and bare all for all to see.

AM

Neo-it is not common, but you can see a few men wearing their underwear around Artemis, on any given evening. I absolutely would not worry about it-if you feel more comfortable doing so, do it. Nobody cares. You might feel a little more obvious in the slow part of the day, but as things fill up, I assure you the girls have plenty of other things on their minds (eg cash-oh sorry, I meant romance). In any case, men sitting at the bar or walking around have their bathrobes closed so really, in all public areas apart from the showers and pool, your little linga isn't visible anyway. Either way, it is not an issue. Be yourself, and do what makes you comfortable.

As you get settled in, you might just get in the swing of things, as the men are there to look at the girls, not you. After a good session, putting on underwear will be the last thing on your endomorphine flushed mind, and you might just get in the swing of things. Hell, once on a warm summer eve, I left Artemis late and was so morphed I did not realise I was still naked until after the 2nd S-Bahn stop. Part of the fun of Artemis is just romping around fairly naked, and seeing all the naked girls will make it normal. Very German thing and you know, do as the locals do. You might learn to enjoy it. For me, it was the most fun part I had during last Sat night's low octane visit. Hopefully by the time you arrive, the line-up will be back to full strength. Just keep your monger wits about you and as Charlie123 said, read through the forum thoroughly about how to navigate. And just take it slow.

Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.

@Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.

@Rocketboy, @Charlie, @granthree. Cheers.

I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.

Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of or need to do for a better experience?

BTW : Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India :-D

Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.

@Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.

@Rocketboy, @Charlie, @granthree. Cheers.

I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.

Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of?

Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India.

Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.

Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.

Rocketboy, Charlie, granthree. Cheers.

I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.

Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of?

Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India :-D

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1264801]Well except for that well known website, berlindong. Com, who hang out on the other side of the Autobahn with high powered infrared photography equipment trying to snap dong photos through the heavily smoked front door glass, nobody gives a rats ass about your equipment.

AM[/QUOTE]LMAO. Oh boy, I nearly wetted myself when I read that post. Thanks for posting so wittily.

Every year, Artemis goes through two seasons of ebb and flow. [post=1137776]March[/post] And, from what I hear, August mean a relative staleness in the girl population. Some good girls disappear, and not many new faces arrive. Even the tried and true beauties start becoming less exciting when they're the only game in town. This is the season when the experienced monger may even return home ungepopped.

But every night has its dawn. Right after these dead months, new girls start coming out of the woodwork during the April-May and September-October periods. It is these two periods, when I've consistently met my favourites.

I haven't visited Artemis for the last three weeks, but I can certainly empathize with the experienced monger's despair during that time. However, if the last few years are any sign, a new wave of excitement is awaiting us in the following weeks.

[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1264952]Every year, Artemis goes through two seasons of ebb and flow. [post=1137776]March[/post] And, from what I hear, August mean a relative staleness in the girl population. Some good girls disappear, and not many new faces arrive. Even the tried and true beauties start becoming less exciting when they're the only game in town. This is the season when the experienced monger may even return home ungepopped.

But every night has its dawn. Right after these dead months, new girls start coming out of the woodwork during the April-May and September-October periods. It is these two periods, when I've consistently met my favourites.

I haven't visited Artemis for the last three weeks, but I can certainly empathize with the experienced monger's despair during that time. However, if the last few years are any sign, a new wave of excitement is awaiting us in the following weeks.[/QUOTE]Very nice to read, although I had a great time on my last visit.

If we manage to drive up there (and it only depends on the weather and the balls we will have) I'll be spending a couple of days at Art at the end of April.

If we are "unlucky" we will stop in the Stuttgart / Frankfurt area.

Let you know through pm / mail etc.

Ciaoooo!

Kimino

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1264844]And just take it slow.[/QUOTE]Haha RB, that's easier said than done. Neoman's questions just reminded me about my very first visit to Artemis last November. Funny that I had those same questions about underwear, but see it as a cultural education. I just felt so good without any underwear and it makes it so more easy for the girls to feel you up as well, if you don't mind that. I certainly don't!

My guess is that Neoman is going to get sharked within the first 5 minutes of entering Artemis, just as I was! Luckily I was "sharked" by the Czech goddess Shiva, and it turned out to be one of the most memorable sessions at Artemis!

Can't wait to be back in Berlin, but I still have to wait the end of May! Good luck Neoman, you'll need it, and BTW you only need to thank us once!

[QUOTE=Granthree;1264670]You have to be really well endosed and your penis has to be were your socks usually stop, for it to hang down below the bathrobe.[/QUOTE]Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.

[QUOTE=Toscana;1265064]Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.[/QUOTE]Why don't you do like me? I just wrapped it around my waist. That way I had some time to rest!

[QUOTE=Toscana;1265064]Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.[/QUOTE]T-numerous studies have shown that most men think they are more well-endosed, than they actually are. It could even mean being over-dosed.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1265071]T-numerous studies have shown that most men think they are more well-endowed, than they actually are. It could even mean being over-dosed.[/QUOTE]Well every time I go to Artemis, I have my dick check out the lineup. When it's good, I follow and pay the entrance fee then. The girls love it. The only downside is, being so far behind my best friend, I can't actually see, who's stroking him.

Neoman1:

Do not wear underwear under your bathrobe unless you bring several pairs and change after every session / shower.

Expert tip: Just wear a towel around your waist, under the bathrobe, then grab a new towel after every session / shower. Throw the used towels in the can where the cleaning ladies fetch them.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan; 1265686]Expert tip: Just wear a towel around your waist, under the bathrobe, then grab a new towel after every session / shower. Throw the used towels in the can where the cleaning ladies fetch them.

Norjan[/QUOTE]This will be particularly appreciated on the 25th of may!

[url]http://towelday.org/[/url]

This in Alexanderplatz [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AniDHcETB4[/url]

Ciao.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1265710]This in Alexanderplatz.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AniDHcETB4[/url]

Ciao.

Kimino[/QUOTE]Now that looks like a real nerd-fest. Many of those guys could really use a day at the Old Love Bahnhof I'd say. As long as he takes that Darth Vader helmet off I am sure any one of the Artemis lovelies woud be glad to de-virgin-ize him.

AM

Artemis has announced a porn show with 2 porn girls on Wednesday, just a pity that Wednesday is dessous day, so I'll come the day after.

Anyone expects to drop by?

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1265712]Now that looks like a real nerd-fest. Many of those guys could really use a day at the Old Love Bahnhof I'd say. As long as he takes that Darth Vader helmet off I am sure any one of the Artemis lovelies woud be glad to de-virgin-ize him. AM[/QUOTE]"Glad" is not exactly the word that leaps to mind, after watching this video. And Kimino, how on earth do you find these things?

Time to throw in the towel.

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1265911]Artemis has announced a porn show with 2 porn girls on Wednesday, just a pity that Wednesday is dessous day, so I'll come the day after.

Anyone expects to drop by?[/QUOTE]Maybe me. Thursday is may favorite day. I just have to find an excuse to come to Berlin again.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1265944]"Glad" is not exactly the word that leaps to mind, after watching this video. And Kimino, how on earth do you find these things?

Time to throw in the towel.[/QUOTE]I enjoyed quite a lot Douglas Adam's books. Towels are quite important in his trilogy of four books.

Say Hi to Brigitta aka Jennifer. :)

Ciao!

Kimino

Having slept for what must have been 20 hours at the Mercure in Frankfurt I found myself catching the 0913 ice train from Frankfurt to Berlin. During the journey attacking with my imagination from every angle trying to remember the inner workings of Artemis having only once visited this establishment back in August 2008 proved tricky. It was however this chance visit to Artemis back in 2008 which was my very first entrance into the FKK arenas that had triggered what now comes to 8 trips since then 7 to Germany and one to FKK Globe Zurich. I often think of the butterfly effect philosophy here; having asked the taxi driver to take me somewhere nice "for girls"back in 2008 which then resulted in the driver taking me to Artemis when my purpose was really just sightseeing back then always makes me "think". Arriving at around 120pm into berlin and then regretting not booking into the ibis messe as the sleep-cheap hostel in Spandaudamn although being in an ideal location was basic to say the least. Anyway fuck that I'm here for Artemis not to stare at lodgings I found myself at the entrance to Artemis at around 5pm. The adventures are about to resume I thought I can hear little devil stirring. My plan was simple for Artemis. Although I love the sparrows from the east due to Artemis and its location geographically speaking I knew I had a better chance of finding TRUE German blonde hair and blue eyed types and also Polish girls. Those two types are surely ranking near the top in my mind for pure overall ecstasy enveloping realities only otherwise found in the pages of playboy or on the cabin of lufthansa flights as those sweet stewardesses walk by. This was my chance I thought to get some PAYBACK. A good looking guy intelligent and caring on the back-ends of a doomed 10 year relationship through no fault of my own. Now was MY TIME hottie blonde German and polish here comes Mohab girls get ready! The first thing that struck me about Artemis was of course the facilities the place looked as if it had been revamped since I was there nearly four years ago. The different levels and the whirlpool etc etc were exceptional. On a higher level even than the globe Zurich and FKK world Artemis in my opinion easily has the best hardware of any club I have been in. Okay so now we know the drill food / saunas / whirlpool / red bulls and to the amusement of many tutes my Retardex fresh breath spray. Hey this guy is ready for anything I could see the girls thinking. As for the girls overall the first thing I thought this is a 50/50 mix of Oase service giving beauties and palace type sharks. I was in the capitol now surrounded by a lot of guys with a lot of money and the girls know this so I really had to up my ante if was to achieve the mission. That being 3 hours of pure vanilla sex GFE over the course of 12 hours which would average out to 1 hour in the room every 4 hours. 360 euros plus entrance was my limit for Friday / and again the same for Saturday. Any deviation on this would in return lead to sacrifices being made on room time and I would not even contemplate such detours from my given path. (needless to say things never go exactly to plan as you will see)

So again the process of elimination began looks / chemistry / willingness to chat / inklings of reverse chemistry / POLISH GERMAN / SIMILAR TO AIR STEWARDESSES FROM LUFTHANSA PLEASE CREATOR ABOVE. Again out of maybe 70 girls I only found 4-5 I REALLY WANTED. Like the other guy who posted some time back I am also a "face man" a little under or over weight is not an issue for me but a pretty face kills it every time for me the natural complexion and the eyes are so god damn irreplaceable and sexy for me.

Girl 1 HANNAH POLAND (yes Poland LOL) beautiful tanned natural bodied 20 something Polish honey businesss like but very sexy in every manner. In fact the only girl I made cum by my oral skills during the whole trip. Doggy finished as in this position most of the encounters were finished. Big yes guys for this girl.

Girl 2 Jordan German blue eyes blonde hair 23ish yes Lufthansa material there is a god at last! 1 hour and she offered to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on me without me trying this before I accepted and I enjoyed. I think that guys go for this fetish because it "feels" warm. I had asked her for a list of all extras and she casually mentioned this. Afterwards I felt as though I had committed a felony! LOL (100 extra)

Saturday; girl 1 BLAIR German blue eyed 26 beautiful face slightly just very slightly more womanly than the thinner young girls. One hour lovely joking interacting love making quite surprised she was by my tenderness towards her. Finished by pure vanilla missionary sex. Just what the doctor ordered.

Final Artemis girl now this proved to be the trickiest to pick. Initially I had felt drawn to another German girl eve I think but she asked me for a program of what to do in "the room" I suggested a natural progression unplanned was best as she was very cute but she wasn't having any of it and then said I talked too much did not listen and she could not hear me over the music? But I could hear her fine? I had been blown out! So the spirits had guided me away for my own good. Time was getting on and I had nothing on my shortlist I felt a little empty at this point. There was one Rumanian girl whom I had noticed earlier with a truly killer body one of the finest bodies in the club but because of this I had concluded she must be coldie in the roomie LOL. Anyway I decided to gamble. It was now gone 3am on Sunday morning so time was against me. I approached the Rumanian camp where she was intrenched and boldly asked her "bist du kalt oder warm?" to my surprise all the girls laughed and she replied "warm" good I thought then I asked her do you kiss in the room to the amusement of all the girls. She replied on the lips only I said good and what followed was one hour of lovely vanilla with Antoinella aged 23ish or also named Lionella. ARTEMIS WAS DONE AND DUSTED. I came quite literally and had conquered some of those demons from years gone by finally I had had the the time of my life with a little bit of devilish revenge thrown in!

If anyone is interested LOL!

[QUOTE=Kimino;1266118]Towels are quite important in his trilogy of four books. Kimino[/QUOTE]Well when next we meet, you must explain the extremely subtle concept of 4 books in a trilogy.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1266458]Well when next we meet, you must explain the extremely subtle concept of 4 books in a trilogy.[/QUOTE].

There are some differences between qualitative and quantitative mathematics. Usually 1+1=2. In qualitative the answer may turn out to be 3, 4, 5 or 6. Man meets woman, they feel love, they become parents, kids ++. The numbers are symbols that we translate / projections to real life. Maybe. : )



@(Handsome) Mohab: Thanks, you made me hungry. Polish girls (optificks) are amazing. There are 2 blond polish girls at Artemis called Maya. I do not have the english vocabulary to express the beauty of the sessions I have had with them. Reproductionorgans lovely as pakistani mango.Face and bodies that validates the existence of a greater power. My God. I miss Berlin.

[QUOTE=Mohab;1266167]Girl 1 HANNAH POLAND (yes Poland LOL) beautiful tanned natural bodied 20 something Polish honey businesss like but very sexy in every manner. In fact the only girl I made cum by my oral skills during the whole trip. Doggy finished as in this position most of the encounters were finished. Big yes guys for this girl.[/QUOTE]Good choice I had great time with her too, we spend a long time in the downstairs bar before heading to the 2nd floor, I didn't find her pushy or "business like" YMMV.

Good to see you doing well and can stand on your own feet. We are proud of you.

[QUOTE=Mohab;1266169]If anyone is interested LOL![/QUOTE]I would read them, thanks.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1266458]Well when next we meet, you must explain the extremely subtle concept of 4 books in a trilogy.[/QUOTE]I just learned that Douglas Adams' trilogy of four has grown to six. Anyway, book one is called: "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy", one of those books you can read in a couple of days, absolutely great. For the little I know you, I'm kind of sure you would enjoy it.

Ciaooo.

Kimino.

P. S. A friend told me it was kind of snowing yesterday in Berlin. Is that true?

[QUOTE=Kimino;1266763]P. S. A friend told me it was kind of snowing yesterday in Berlin. Is that true?[/QUOTE]Strictly speaking no. It was hailing and it lasted about 3 minutes. After the warmth of March thought it has been damn cold this weekend.

AM

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1266545]Good choice I had great time with her too, we spend a long time in the downstairs bar before heading to the 2nd floor, I didn't find her pushy or "business like" YMMV.

Good to see you doing well and can stand on your own feet. We are proud of you.[/QUOTE]First Mohab. Thanks for a nice set of reports from your FKK adventures!

Nille: Which girl in any FKK is NOT business like?

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1266804]Nille: Which girl in any FKK is NOT business like?[/QUOTE]The bar girls and the cleaning ladies.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1266763]I just learned that Douglas Adams' trilogy of four has grown to six. Anyway, book one is called: "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy", one of those books you can read in a couple of days, absolutely great. For the little I know you, I'm kind of sure you would enjoy it. Ciaooo. Kimino. P. S. A friend told me it was kind of snowing yesterday in Berlin. Is that true?[/QUOTE]Needless to say,"Don't panic". (I have read it). Now Angus lives in the posh part of Berlin. Here in the slums, it did indeed snow 3 times yesterday. But each time less than 15 minutes and nothing stuck around. And once was indeed mostly hail. Sort of an unsieggy hail. :eek:

[quote=mohab;1266167]girl 2 jordan german blue eyes blonde hair 23ish yes lufthansa material there is a god at last! 1 hour and she offered to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on me without me trying this before i accepted and i enjoyed. i think that guys go for this fetish because it "feels" warm. i had asked her for a list of all extras and she casually mentioned this. afterwards i felt as though i had committed a felony! lol (100 extra)[/quote]what rooms in the club do the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord101][CodeWord101][/url] happen? is it in the regular rooms or is there a special area?

thanks

personally i wonder who in their right mind would pay €100 to "allow" a girl to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] on them. not that i have anything against rep002s, even tried it myself once or twice. but €100? i mean cim is only €50 and surely that is slightly more distasteful than peeing on a guy.

this service can be had for €10-€15 at any bordello in the city. i guess if one is at artemis and it arrises in the heat of passion i can sort of understand. but really the girls must be chuckling to them selves being paid so much to release their, quite literally, golden nectar all over said punter.

and yeah, i'd also like to know the room number so that i can avoid it.

am

[quote=angus magee; 1267132]personally i wonder who in their right mind would pay €100 to "allow" a girl to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] on them. not that i have anything against rep002s, even tried it myself once or twice. but €100? i mean cim is only €50 and surely that is slightly more distasteful than peeing on a guy.

this service can be had for €10-€15 at any bordello in the city. i guess if one is at artemis and it arrises in the heat of passion i can sort of understand. but really the girls must be chuckling to them selves being paid so much to release their, quite literally, golden nectar all over said punter.

and yeah, i'd also like to know the room number so that i can avoid it.

am[/quote]as far as i know, you can "receive" it anywhere. there will be a towel put underneath. had one offered once (can't remember the room though) , but politely declined.

[quote=angus magee; 1267132]personally i wonder who in their right mind would pay €100 to "allow" a girl to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] on them. not that i have anything against rep002s, even tried it myself once or twice. but €100? i mean cim is only €50 and surely that is slightly more distasteful than peeing on a guy.

this service can be had for €10-€15 at any bordello in the city. i guess if one is at artemis and it arrises in the heat of passion i can sort of understand. but really the girls must be chuckling to them selves being paid so much to release their, quite literally, golden nectar all over said punter.

and yeah, i'd also like to know the room number so that i can avoid it.

am[/quote]maybe she must drink champagne before the rep002, how about shitting how much is that?

If you are trying to insinuate that I would lower myself to "that" standard nille it is truly revolting. On two occasions two different girls offered a fetish I had never tried before so I jumped at the chance for sheer novelty value. A girl drinking beer and then doing "it" is one harmless piece of fun anything else in my eyes is sickening. Their is a massive dividing line in my mind of what is doable and undoable.

i'm thinking if doing a no. 1 ([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url]) is 100e, a no. 2 (cleveland steamer or even boston pancake) would have to be 200e. don't quite know how to ask for these specialties in german though.

[QUOTE=Mohab;1266167]Girl 2 Jordan German blue eyes blonde hair 23ish yes Lufthansa material there is a god at last! 1 hour and she offered to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on me without me trying this before I accepted and I enjoyed. I think that guys go for this fetish because it "feels" warm. I had asked her for a list of all extras and she casually mentioned this. Afterwards I felt as though I had committed a felony! LOL (100 extra)[/QUOTE]Unbelievable. Or actually, NOT unbelievable.

Some guys here keep hacking on me for taking precautions and beeing a safe player. It's because of things like this (and a hundered others) I am.

Now what do I need to add to my security equipment? A fucking rain coat?

This was the last thing I needed to read. I'm suspicious enough as it is.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan;1267548]Now what do I need to add to my security equipment? A fucking rain coat?[/QUOTE]I think maybe an umbrella would suffice Norjan. Unless it is a Boston Steamer (that cracks me up) then maybe we need a diving suit.

By the way, in case any one wants to ask, the German terminology is Kaviar. But seriously I do not like your chances for ever finding a decent session in Artemis again if you were to wander around the bar asking for a girl who can serve you Kaviar. If you really must, go to a specialist. Leave Artemis for un Vanilla adventurers.

Please.

AM

I was there on Apr 6-7 and had a great time. Will write a full report when I get back from this traveling. I'm planning to be there again this weekend on Fri and Sat. Maybe I'll see you, Nile Copenhagen?

[quote=burma jones;1267526]i'm thinking if doing a no. 1 ([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url]) is 100e, a no. 2 (cleveland steamer or even boston pancake) would have to be 200e. don't quite know how to ask for these specialties in german though.[/quote]omg. this is so disgusting, i don't know where to start. but then again, everyone should do, what they feel necessary to do, as long as everything is consensual. however, these services should be asked for in a special environment. the artemis is the wrong place for that. i hope! i do not wish to receive my gfe in a room that has just been shat in with the odour still whiffing around.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1267562]. But seriously I do not like your chances for ever finding a decent session in Artemis again if you were to wander around the bar asking for a girl who can serve you Kaviar.

AM[/QUOTE]100 per cent.

These girls gossip all day to each other between sessions.

Was wondering if they setted up mega screens to follow the official team at the Luis Vuitton Cup in Naples!

Not very lucky today but it was a great race!

Please support the club's team.

:)

Ciaooo.

Kimino

Actually to see the Louis Vuitton today you would also need a time machine, but you know what I' talking about. Ahahah.

Kimino

[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1267824]I was there on Apr 6-7 and had a great time. Will write a full report when I get back from this traveling. I'm planning to be there again this weekend on Fri and Sat. Maybe I'll see you, Nile Copenhagen?[/QUOTE]I was planning to visit Artemis tomorrow, but I don't know if I have more power left after 2 days of GB in Berlin.

I made my first visit to Artemis on 3rd April. I had decided to make a cultural visit to Berlin and decided to include within this a visit to Artemis and one of Berlins famous brothels.

I arrived at about 15 minutes past noon having successfully negotiated the S-Bahn. The local staion and the route from there appeared to be familiar, thanks to the Walk with Angus video, and the walk took about 3 minutes at an easy stroll. Soon I stood before a heavily smoked door whichmade me think that it was closed.

Undaunted I pushed through and the receptionist cheerfully explained the services on offer and the prices.

I found my way to the changing area and worked out how the lockers worked.

The shower area was an open one and in view of the entrance area, no individual shower cubicles here, but I reasoned that no one would be concerned about nakedness here.

My plan was to relax for the first hour and absorb the atmosphere but first I had to scout out the layout.

[QUOTE=WarmStone25; 1269419]I made my first visit to Artemis on 3rd April. I had decided to make a cultural visit to Berlin and decided to include within this a visit to Artemis and one of Berlins famous brothels.

I arrived at about 15 minutes past noon having successfully negotiated the S-Bahn. The local staion and the route from there appeared to be familiar, thanks to the Walk with Angus video, and the walk took about 3 minutes at an easy stroll. Soon I stood before a heavily smoked door whichmade me think that it was closed.

Undaunted I pushed through and the receptionist cheerfully explained the services on offer and the prices.

I found my way to the changing area and worked out how the lockers worked.

The shower area was an open one and in view of the entrance area, no individual shower cubicles here, but I reasoned that no one would be concerned about nakedness here.

My plan was to relax for the first hour and absorb the atmosphere but first I had to scout out the layout.[/QUOTE]How am I supposed to sleep tonight? A real cliff-hanger.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1269569]How am I supposed to sleep tonight? A real cliff-hanger.[/QUOTE]
Yes, it reads a bit like a Kindle sampler, doesn't it?

Nah, come on, Rocketboy. It is just a gentle loosener to ease us into the fireworks later. You wait until he gets to the canteen layout and shape of the bar in Part 2. Or perhaps he was thrown out after the end of Part 1, and we'll be retracing our steps to Westkreuz soon.

Do not be put off, WarmStone25, by a bunch of cynics like us. We are looking forward to the rest of your debut report. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1269569]How am I supposed to sleep tonight? A real cliff-hanger.[/QUOTE]Did I ever tell you the one about a "friend" who became so emotional on his first trip to the Big "A" that he thought the gents` locker room was a maze and got lost for two hours until rescued by one of the Putzen Fraus? There was a further moment of angst when he first saw the all in white PF arive and thought that he had been transported back to the klinik, but that is another story.

No I didn`t think so.

Do carry on WarmStone25.

[QUOTE=Excess; 1269766]Did I ever tell you the one about a "friend" who became so emotional on his first trip to the Big "A" that he thought the gents` locker room was a maze and got lost for two hours until rescued by one of the Putzen Fraus? There was a further moment of angst when he first saw the all in white PF arive and thought that he had been transported back to the klinik, but that is another story.

No I didn`t think so. Do carry on WarmStone25.[/QUOTE]Xs- I did vaguely hear about this urban legend. With an emphasis on the vaguely.
And Toscana, you of all people, living on the border of several mighty and not so EU nations, know that there is a very thin line between debut and dubious.

But as you nurturing lads have said, we must offer the benefit of the doubt, and are thus eagerly, breathlessly, sleeplessly awaiting, parts 2-5 to see if the A-Train will in fact leave the station.

And yet, here we are almost 24 hours later, in a perpetual state of arousal, all dressed up and no where to go. Has the Stone gone cold? Has he lost the plot, a prisoner of his own logistical planning? Will we ever know? Is this the Jack Bauer of Westkreuz? Did it ever really happen? What about the Black Helicopters, the Titanic memorial cruise...? It´s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine, etc.

First visit, arrived around 1:30 PM and had a bit to eat, sparse offerings by then. Saw Irish, a short enhanced with large nipples Filipino via Germany, with tattoo on upper arm. 29 yrs. Had kissing, F w / condom, mission and then wilted and then FO and back to mission for finish.

Later approached Cindy from Poland, said had been there or Germany for 2 years. 21 years, petite, slender, nice small breast, and below shoulder straight blonde hair. Seemed to hang out at or near bar and I never saw her approach anyone. Nice session with tender caresses, kissing while standing. FO mission, wilted, more FO, then more time at mission but did not finish but okay. I thought her among the most attractive.

Final session with Fatima from Bratislava, Slovakia 27 yrs. Said 5 years in Germany and 2 years at Artemis. Another petite, slender girl with small tattoo on lower back and small dragon in stomach area. Longish black hair, I think. Soft caresses standing, kissing, KZ, then FO, and more kissing and breast sucking and finished mission. I was well satisfied.

Had dinner at 6 PM and stayed a bit longer watching the scenery. BTW the swimming pool was cool or cold and the "hot tubs" were even colder.

[QUOTE=Diet Coke;1270001]BTW the swimming pool was cool or cold and the "hot tubs" were even colder.[/QUOTE]LOL. Are you sure the "hot tubs" was not actually the cold plunge pools for cooling down after a sauna?

The plunge pools are those tubs in between the hamman and the sauna nearest the down stairs bar.

I visited Artemis on Apr 6-7 and 13-14 weekends. I had a great time so here are the girls that I have sessioned with:

Friday, April 6th, very first Artemis visit. Thank you Angus for the walk video and others for the info.

8:15p-8:45p, Suzy. 25, from Berlin, Germany, long hair blonde, fake C. Light kissing, BBBJ but it was teethy (is there such a word?) , MPOS. The session was OK, not bad.

10:15p-10:45p, Nichol. 20, from Prague, CZ, short blonde hair, very nice and perky B / C. 173 tall without heel. Her face was not as pretty (I would give it an 8) but she has a very nice body and butt. She gave great BBBJ and has a very tight pussy. MPOS, overall a very great session. Would recommend and will definitely repeat (I actually did).

1:40a-2:10a, Gianna. 23, from Berlin but actually lives in Dusseldorf, B, Blonde (but her true hair color is brunette) , tied her hair as pony tail with multiple rubber bands along the tail (she had this same hairdo all the four days when I was there) , red lipstick, have multiple tattoos, one on the lower back in 'Las Vegas sign, very white (pale). BBBJ, MPOS and a great kisser. During BJ I normally like to play with the girl breast and nipples. Funny story was that while lightly rubbing her nipples she kept grabbing my hand, pulled it over her breast and squeezed my hand very hard to grab her boobs. She kept repeating this for about 5-6 times before finally admitted to me that she have very sensitive nipples and doesn't like it to be lightly touch. Overall great session. Highly recommend and I actually repeat.

Saturday, April 7th.

14:15-14:45, Marketa, Czech, said 28 but probably older, long blonde, B, nice BBBJ, MPOS. After I finished she quickly comment, 'you REALLY like to kiss' in which I responded with 'of course, I like to kiss a pretty girl'. Good session overall but I think I like younger girls better.

16:45-17:15, Angela, from Turkey (but actually live, and born, in Germany) .20, medium length brunette, B and has a very nice body. She needs a nose job and she would look perfect. She has a pointy nose, like Sarah Bareilles, the singer, and looks somewhat like her. I thought she looked good so I approached and asked if she would kiss for a normal session. She responded with 'sorry, I don't kiss'. I decided to session with her anyways because of her nice body. BIG mistake! This was one of the worst, if not the worst, sex I have ever had. She gave BBBJ but only sucked on the head, MPOS but when in missionary she laid down like a robot. She won't even look into my eyes and kept her eyes down at my dick. I totally hated the session and didn't even remember her name. Don't let her look fools you. I chatted with this one guy from Sweden and he said the same thing about her. Avoid at all cost. I left Artemis after the session and came back later on.

23:10-23:40, Anca, she actually spelled it for me once in the room, Romania. 21, long hair, brunette, natural B / C, very tall. 178, have tattoos, tramp stamp, and scorpion on her lower right ab. I have been eyeing her when I got back to Artemis. She likes to smoke and chat with her friends. When she finally got up from the bar and walked by me I waived her over. She said she kiss for normal session so we went to the room. One word to sum it up, WOW. She gave a very good BBBJ and she did a deep throat. She is very naughty. We started out slow but she likes it hard and rough. MPOS, while doing her in doggy she caught me by surprise a few times by backing into me really hard. In missionary, she grabbed my butt a few times and pulled toward her hard. So I started to do her very rough and she enjoyed it. I finished within a few mins after this. When I finished she said 'I like and enjoy it hard and rough but I didn't know you were going to finish this soon. ' She wanted me to keep going. I think my dick would have fallen off if I kept going. She said she arrived late today at 9pm. I was her first session and she was looking forward to it.

We chatted for a bit and after I told her my real age. She kept jokingly called me 'old man'. We talked and laugh all the way even while walking down the stairs to the locker area. I guarantee that you won't be disappointed with her. Highly recommend and she is my favorite after this one session. After the session with Anca I didn't think I have enough energy left. So I sat all the way at the back sofa by the restaurant where you can see in kino. I saw this old man having a threesome with Nichol from Czech and this one other girl. Nichol was giving him a nice and long BBBJ and she rode him very hard. This turned me on so bad so after she was done with this old man I grabbed her.

1am-1:30am, Nichol. 20, CZ. The session was great, just like in the previous night. She is a nice girl. She said she was going back to Prague for Easter holiday. We had a great time together and I was actually in Prague when she's there. I'm pretty sure that if I asked to meet up and hang out in Prague she would have come and meet me. But I didn't bother and planned to session with her when I come back to Artemis the following weekend. But I didn't see her again. Also highly recommend.

I left Artemis and went on a sightseeing trip. Had 7 sessions with 6 different girls with all great service but one. Will write a part 2 for the Apr 13-14 tomorrow.

I went to Prague for some sightseeing. I previously thought that German girls were one of the prettiest until I was in Prague. Wow, a lot of stunners everywhere. It must be because of this or I must have been tired from Artemis that when I arrived on Friday April 13 I didn't find that many girls that I want to session with. The wow factor of Artemis has worn off on me. Don't get me wrong there were still good looking girls but I was missing Palace, my favorite club. I saw Anca from Romania but she was somewhat busy early on.

First session. 11:15p-11:45p, Nica, German. 21, brunette, nice B, slender, a lot of tattoos, specially on the arm. She does BBBJ but during the BJ, after a few stroke she would move her head aside and spit out a chunk of saliva. Very weird. There was a big puddle of her saliva on the towel and I had to move to different towel when we finally ready. MPOS, she only does light kissing and avoiding it a few times. The session was OK but I won't repeat with her. Funny story, the next night she was hunting with her friend for a threesome but she saw me and knew that I won't repeat with her anyways since I previously turned her down early in the night. So when they walked to me she went somewhere else. The other girl was trying to introduce herself, this is so and so and my friend Nica want to give you something special. When she turn around Nica was no where to be found. I just started to laugh.

After this, I kept on waiting for Anca from Romania to become available but she sat with some old, big, fat guy. Seems like this guy is related or know the owner or something. All the staff came to say hi to him and his friend. He looks kinda like the Middle East gangster. They had champagne and a bunch of snacks on the sofa right in front of the back dance pole. She was with him the rest of the night just drinking champagne. So I never get to session with her. I waited and waited and I didn't see any other one, that was available, that I would like to session with.

Actually I saw this one girl, kinda chubby, short hair style like a guy, brunette, nice B cup, with tattoo on her upper left chest above the breast. I thought she has a cute face but was just bigger than my type. I kept eyeing her but she never came over. Most guys won't pick her so she normally just approach customer and just sit on them and convince people to go with her. She seems pretty wild in bed when she chatted with customer. She talked to everyone around me but kept skipping me. Otherwise I would have sessioned with her. I saw her three of the four days I was there. If someone could help me I'd this girl.

It's almost 4am. Since Anca was not available and I didn't see anyone that I want to try or risk, I sessioned with Gianna from Germany again. 3:45a-4:15a. She remembered me and even asked 'didn't I session with you two weeks ago? ' It was great like the previous weekend. She's not too busy and likes to stand right by the door where you enter the lounge. Highly recommend.

Saturday April 14.

I have early Sunday morning flight from Berlin so I planned to be at Artemis until late then leave for the airport. I arrived around 8pm. It was not as busy today as on Friday night. There were still a lot of guys but seems to be fewer girls. Anca didn't show up today which I was disappointed. I would have thought that most girls will work on a busy night like Fri and Sat. A few other girls that I saw on Fri also didn't show up including that chubby girl that I want to try. Is this normal that a girl would work on Fri but not Sat? This happened to me at Palace too where my favorites were there on Fri but not Sat.

First session. 10:45p-11:15, Melodie. 22, from Cologne, brunette, nice fake perky B / C (I couldn't tell if it was fake until I touched it and I'm a breast man, it was nicely done) , slim body and a nice full butt, still in college, going to school in Cologne to become a teacher, wants to teach English she said. I saw her the previous night. She wore a big blue ribbon flower on her ear. She was pretty popular and I didn't get a chance to session with her. She likes to sit at the bar as you enter the lounge facing the entrance. She was sitting at the bar and couple guys were staring at her but didn't talk to her. As soon as they got up I went right in and sat next to her. I asked if she kiss for a normal session and she said no, she does not kiss. We chat and she asked if kissing is really important to me and I said yes, when I share my love making with someone I would like to make it special. She said she doesn't kiss but will do all other stuff to make up for it. In the end she politely said I understand, you don't have to go with me and I won't be mad or upset. After this we had an awkward pause. I told her she seems nice and I would love to go with her but she doesn't kiss. She replied with you also seem nice. After another pause I decided what the hell. She is very pretty and I just won't kiss her.

Once in the room, I used my charm and gave her a little massage to warm her up. She said she has been at the club since noon and was planning to leave around 2-3am. Such a hard working girl. My tricks worked. After about 10 mins she gave in and said OK, I will give you a little kiss and gave me a little peck on the lips. She gave a nice BBBJ. MPOS, she worked very hard in all positions. She moaned a lot. So when I ended with mish position I kept my face closed to hers and politely asked if I can kiss her and she yes and allowed me too. We clicked and she is such a nice and sweet girl. The session was excellent and I highly recommend her, if you can get pass her kissing.

As the night went on, I realized I probably have one or two session left before I had to leave for the airport. I didn't really see anyone I want to session other than Gianna and Melodie. So I decided to session with Melodie again since I have already sessioned with Gianna twice. Melodie was pretty busy throughout the night. I saw her went upstairs and finished but when she was done freshing up she didn't even have a chance to get to the bar. Some guy will grab her to the room before she can reach the bar or sofa where I sat. She's very popular and busy and I can see why. She is very pretty and has a super nice body.

So, my last session at Artemis. 2am-2:30am, was with Melodie. She just finished and was sitting at the bar. I asked her when she was going home and she said probably 3am. So I told her, OK let's do it again. She was surprised that I picked her again. Once in the room, I cuddled with her and didn't rush things. She seemed to enjoy the nice and relaxing session. She said she's glad it was me before she has to go home. I told her I can only do 30 mins session and she was contemplating if she should go back to work afterward and stay til 3am or just go home (upstairs) after we were done. The session was great, as I expected. During missionary position I was testing her if she would kiss me by putting my face close to her. This time, unlike our first session, she moved her head up from the pillow and gave me passionate kiss herself. She moaned very loud this time and was rubbing her clit which seems to me she was trying to come or something (or at least she was a very good actress). We finished a few mins before 2:30am and she was contemplating real hard of going back to work for another session or just go upstairs where she shared with 5 roommates to sleep. She was so tired, being at the club since noon but was so discipline and said she will go back to work since she promised herself to stay until 3am. I took my time cleaning up and didn't come out until 2:45am. I didn't leave Artemis until 3:15am but I never saw her again. I was going to say one last good bye.

So, within 9 days span, I visited Artemis four times. Off the girls I have sessioned with I would rank them, in order, as follow:

Best and my favorites: Anca from Romania, Melodie from Germany (we clicked but beware that she doesn't normally kiss)

Highly Recommend: Nichol from Czech, Gianna from Germany.

Good: Marketa from Czech.

OK: Suzy from Germany, Nica from Germany (I won't repeat with her)

Avoid like plague: Angela? From Turkey, brunette, very nice body and firm / perky B cup.

Also there is this one long hair blonde, big fake C, with tattoo down her spine with six letters. She was totally my type but she always walking around, in flip flop and doesn't wear heels, with this one very tall brunette, fake C, with also tattoo down her spine with letters, who have a thick collagen lips offering a threesome. I wanted to session with the blonde but she turned me down very rudely and said she will only go with her friend. 60E and 60E. She was very rude, at least to me. So I would avoid her too but the brunette seems pretty nice.

[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1270490]So, within 9 days span, I visited Artemis four times. Off the girls I have sessioned with I would rank them, in order, as follows.[/QUOTE]Fine reports, helpful indeed for the troops, and I would put in the ROD (no pun intended) but dass Dude beat me to it.

First ever visit to a FKK club! I'm not going to write a novel about it, but here are some random observations from the POV of a first time Artemis-goer:

First, the ladies with whom I sessioned:

Marinda, Thailand.

Very friendly. Pretty face, perfect body. Met her first downstairs, then in the upper bar. A fair bit of chit-chat. Told her I was a bit dehydrated after saunaing, but would love to take her for a ride after having something to drink. Marinda ordered "eine cola fur den Herrn", which I quickly drank and off we went to a room upstairs. In the room, she had me rinse my mouth with Listerine. So did she. Despite this only light kissing, but I didn't force the issue. All in all, I was very happy with my first ever FKK-session. Later in the evening I chanced upon Marinda in the restaurant, where she helped load my teller with pommes. =)

Luana, Italy.

Another chance meeting. She said something to me as I passed in the bar area, I sat down, and after talking at length about things like volcanoes and the metro of Rome, I somehow felt obliged to take her for a spin when she finally asked if I'd like to go swimming in a bed with her. A decision I didn't regret. Luana had a dry sense of humor, told me in the middle of the action, when I made some comment about me liking her wonderful, natural bosom, that she had silicon implants. Of course she hadn't! GFE-light with some kissing, but not very deep. I could feel she had a bit of a "program", but a very enjoyable program it was!

Unknown, Hungary.

Unattractive, overweight, with glasses and fake lips. She pestered me before and throughout our session about how spending one or two (!) hours with her would be so much better and how delightful anal sex with her would be. Why on earth did I go to a room with this parody of a woman? Probably because saying thanks, but no thanks, to so many pretty ones finally wore me down. Basically it was like trying to have a sexual relation with a school teacher from hell. She started the session by demanding that I give her a back massage. I complied, but made some comment about this not being part of the 30 minutes, right? Well, of course it was. Then we tried a 69 but my very limited facial hair made her too uncomfortable. Staring at her admittedly ample bosom and trying to ignore her constant chatter, I made myself hard enough for her to apply a rubbery contraceptive. Entered her in the missionary position, only to be bitterly disappointed by the lack of friction. Asked instead for a release by hand, but her manual technique left a lot to be desired. I had to do most of the work myself, but at least she applied the last three strokes. Basically 60 euro down the drain, but at least I now know what it feels like to kiss Daisy Duck, but this gal had unfortunately none of Daisys good looks and sweet manner. Thankfully I've already forgotten her name.

Rosalie, Greece.

After the disaster with the Hungarian, I was for a while thinking about calling it a day. But I wanted to go out on a high note, and have a normal session, with a normal girl. Doubted I'd be able to come a fourth time, though. Sat myself down at the back of the empty downstairs kino and waited. My idea was to take the first one who came by and was up for a bit of kissing and cuddling. The first one turned out to be Rosalie. Slim, dark haired beauty, who apparently didn't mind kissing at all. After some tentative fondling, we quickly withdrew to one of the downstairs room between the kino and the gym. Very deep kissing ensued! Rosalie actually seemed to love me with the gusto of a very happy puppy, even licking the inside of my ear! This really was paid sex at its finest. No problem for me to finish in the way God intended (I. E doggystyle, with a Greek hooker, in the basement of a megabrothel). A lot a pleasantries and compliments exchanged throughout. A lot of positive energy created! At the end Rosalie beamed at me and said "I really like you". I really liked her as well, and after a final trip to the sauna and an orangejuice for the road, I left Artemis a very happy man.

Things I enjoyed about my visit to Artemis:

* The ladies! In general not as plastic and stripperesque as I had feared, and much friendlier than I had thought.

* All the nice compliments I got. Foregoing the beige bathrobe and just wearing a towel round your waist is a swell idea. As long as you are reasonably fit.

* The gym! Just did some sets of chins, dumbbell bench presses and biceps curls, but it was a good, quiet place to get away from the action and refocus.

* The saunas and pool! Nice smells in the saunas, and bobbing about naked in a pool is always fun.

* The restaurant! The buffet was better than I had expected. Almost like being back in the school canteen, with the glaring exception that two pretty girls actually wanted to sit down at my table for a mealtime chat.

* The general cleanliness of the place. Everything (toilets, showers, the rooms etc) is really spik and span.

The only thing I didn't like:

* There was NOTHING to eat for three hours! After frolicking with Marinda and Luana, I felt a bit exhausted and hungry and had to leave the club at 16:30 just to go to my hotel for a banana and half a protein bar. I had thought there would at least be some fruit available in between the meals! Maybe every guest checking in at Artemis before 18 o'clock could be given a banana and Snickers bar to keep in their lockers, just in case hunger sets in before the warm buffet is ready?

Given that I really didn't have "a plan", I'm more then happy with my visit. Artemis really exceeded my high expectations. It makes my sad to think that in a few years, when Germany has gotten as far as my native country Sweden and outlawed the purchase of sexual services, clubs like Artemis will have to close down. The ladies seemed genuinely happy with plying their trade in a safe and clean environment. Well, we better enjoy it while we can and I'm for one are already planning my next trip to Germany!

[QUOTE=King Kong Five;1270589]It makes my sad to think that in a few years, when Germany has gotten as far as my native country Sweden and outlawed the purchase of sexual services, clubs like Artemis will have to close down. The ladies seemed genuinely happy with plying their trade in a safe and clean environment. Well, we better enjoy it while we can and I'm for one are already planning my next trip to Germany![/QUOTE]Thanks for this extensive review of your virgin visit to A! I had a similar experience as yourself last year at the very same premises. Let's just hope that Germany never goes in the wrong path as Norway and Sweden, when it comes to making this hobby illegal. But then again, the socialist politicians can still dream on, the sex business is not gone in these countries. It is just not as visible and have moved to other arenas.

I arrived around 2 and relaxed a bit. It turned out I had sessions again with Cindy of Poland with shouder length blonde hair and seems to hang out with another blonde with bigger breasts and longer blonde hair (when not seasoning) , still always hanging at back of bar area. Second session with Fatima of Slovakia. Both sessions were excellent. I prefer petite, slender girls. I never had a third session this time. I had dinner and watched the parade for another hour. Too much silicon for my taste. On odd encounter, a saw a girl sitting alone on a couch and a guy sat by her a long time, neither talked. He left and I went over and sat down and asked her name. Alexa. Where are you from? Turkey. End of conversation, no eye contact and effort to talk. Later I saw her at bar with legs up on stool so it would be hard for someone to sit there to talk. She did not seem to like the place. BTW as I was talking with Fatima she said the girls get wrist bands like the guys, different color, and pay 75 plus have to (supposed to) pay taxes. Also there were some giant giant fat guys and I asked how she handled their approaches. She said she turned them down. I much enjoyed much sessions.

[QUOTE=King Kong Five; 1270589]First ever visit to a FKK club! I'm not going to write a novel about it, but here are some random observations from the POV of a first time Artemis-goer:

* The gym! Just did some sets of chins, dumbbell bench presses and biceps curls, but it was a good, quiet place to get away from the action and refocus.

It makes my sad to think that in a few years, when Germany has gotten as far as my native country Sweden and outlawed the purchase of sexual services, clubs like Artemis will have to close down. The ladies seemed genuinely happy with plying their trade in a safe and clean environment. Well, we better enjoy it while we can and I'm for one are already planning my next trip to Germany![/QUOTE]Thanks for the ice report for you virgin FKK experience. I guess you are hooked now. There are 100+ club to explore.

So you like the gym, I'll like the Kino by the gym, wondering if you can get a BJ while pumping iron, LOL. I'll try next time.

Knowing that Germany is paradise for P4P.

I was in Stockholm recently, I didn't even think of trying to get P4P sex and risking a big fine and a bad record in the police archive.

Have been reading these recent reports and don't recognize these dames that are being described. Perhaps there has finally been a significant turn-over of talent. I reckon it's time for me to make a return visit to Deutschland and scope out the scene. I love Artemis but it got rather old seeing the same ladies all the time. Guess I'll get to make some new "connections".

- DSK

After more than a year I will be back to ARTEMIS this weekend I am looking forward to feel the fkk air again and hope to meet the german dolls and Romanian pearls.

[QUOTE=Devilspinkick; 1270749]Have been reading these recent reports and don't recognize these dames that are being described. Perhaps there has finally been a significant turn-over of talent. I reckon it's time for me to make a return visit to Deutschland and scope out the scene. I love Artemis but it got rather old seeing the same ladies all the time. Guess I'll get to make some new "connections".

- DSK[/QUOTE]DSK = Dominique Strauss-Kahn? What are you doing outside France? Leave those maids alone!

atKing Kong Five.

I think the Hungarian "girl" was Nicky.

She is a parody of a nice woman, you are right.

[quote=diet coke;1270717]on odd encounter, a saw a girl sitting alone on a couch and a guy sat by her a long time, neither talked. he left and i went over and sat down and asked her name. alexa. where are you from? turkey. end of conversation, no eye contact and effort to talk. later i saw her at bar with legs up on stool so it would be hard for someone to sit there to talk. she did not seem to like the place.[/quote]i think that is the same girl that i have sessioned with. i knew her name was starting with a something. don't worry, you dodged a big bullet. she was one of the worst session i have ever had. another bad story about her, when i finished my session with melodie there were three of us walking down the stair. we were in the middle and another couple behind us. this one girl behind us fell down a couple stairs and scraped her shin. anyhow, most of us stopped and asked if she was ok. alexa just kept on walking. and when we paid the girls at the locker area the girl that fell was still groaning about her pain. it must have hurt anyways. but alexa was walking by the girl and did the "rolling eyes" like whatever. so mean.

[QUOTE=King Kong Five;1270589]Unattractive, overweight, with glasses and fake lips. Why on earth did I go to a room with this parody of a woman? Probably because saying thanks, but no thanks, to so many pretty ones finally wore me down. At least I now know what it feels like to kiss Daisy Duck, but this gal had unfortunately none of Daisys good looks and sweet manner.[/QUOTE]
Hej King Kong 5: this little experience of yours might actually start an entire new category here: not reports, but rather,"behaviours of distinction".

Now as you have told us, you are an attractive guy and girls were complementing you all night, and then with scores of normal options, you then go off with Barbie Frankenstein? As all Vikings know, dragons are to be afraid of, which is why nature (or in this case laboratories) makes them look as they do. And the reason your natural, obvious fears and sensory observations were overridden: "saying no to so many pretty girls wore me down"? WTF? An impressive display of the monkey or the reptilian brain, hard at work.

I know your redeemed yourself afterwards, but still, this is a cautionary tale for all mongers: get and keep a grip.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1270941]Hej King Kong 5: this little experience of yours might actually start an entire new category here: not reports, but rather,"behaviours of distinction".

Now as you have told us, you are an attractive guy and girls were complementing you all night, and then with scores of normal options, you then go off with Barbie Frankenstein? As all Vikings know, dragons are to be afraid of, which is why nature (or in this case laboratories) makes them look as they do. And the reason your natural, obvious fears and sensory observations were overridden: "saying no to so many pretty girls wore me down"? WTF? An impressive display of the monkey or the reptilian brain, hard at work.

I know your redeemed yourself afterwards, but still, this is a cautionary tale for all mongers: get and keep a grip.[/QUOTE]Opposite attracts.

Hey give the man a break. He took a bullet and warned us about her that is brave enough, we all make mistakes and hopefully learn from it.

Even with a beautiful girl the session could be crap. This is part of the game.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1270762]DSK = Dominique Strauss-Kahn? What are you doing outside France? Leave those maids alone![/QUOTE]France! How lame! Those frogs don't know how to have fun. Indeed there is a reason why I've been to Germany more times than I can remember but have only been to France once. Besides, everyone knows that the real DSK is an American. Why do you think it's called the Great Satan? Yet for true carnal delights in Europe, Germany is near the top IMO. Plan to check out the scene in Brussels as well. Can't be any worse than Paris. No?

- DSK

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1270941]Hej King Kong 5: this little experience of yours might actually start an entire new category here: not reports, but rather,"behaviours of distinction".

I know your redeemed yourself afterwards, but still, this is a cautionary tale for all mongers: get and keep a grip.[/QUOTE]All very understandable. Yet another example of the effect when the blood supply leaves the brain in order to empower the nether regions.

Not to worry, King Kong, many mongers including this reporter have succumbed to the effects as you describe them. The trick is simply not to repeat it too often.

Has been written up in Medical Literature as "Mongers` Bends" as it often follows Deep Diving and coming up too soon.

Get back up on that pony and ride it for all it is worth.

Enjoy. E.