2003 Nuevo Laredo Reports

Hey Chango I think she said her name was Yvonne. Indeed looks very doable but has that Papagayos attitude. When asked how much she responded with 80, or at least 60 she said. That translates into I will fuck you good for 80 or I will lay there for 60. Every bar in BT the prices seem to be easing up a little except Papagayos where they are going the other direction. I don't like the place much anyway so that just gives me another reason to stay out of there.

I noticed that Perla told Mic Jagger 50. That means she either liked him an awful lot or is becoming more economical. Her little group has always asked for 60 and now the asking price is 50. Many places the asking price is leveling off around 40. If she says 40 counter with 30 and she will take it. Then if the service is good you can tip her the 10 bucks and you tipped her for the same price. This 80 and 90 dollar Bullshit in Papagayos is a joke. It is going to be even harder when I know there are full service girls down the road for 35 with room included and no time limit.

Hey Mic Jagger not only did it not slow him down after we left he went back and scored again rather than wait in the line like my dumb ass did. Never ever try to cross the border on the 1st Saturday night after New Years. I arrived at the bridge at 1:04 AM and did not get to the other side until 5:00 AM. Almost 4 fucking hours. Normally on Saturday night it take 10 minutes.

Hey guys I just wanted to let you know I have a name. Cobra was taken so, as you can see, it is DinDallas.

Beavis,
Just to let you know I tried Perla later that night. She was almost everything you said. I took her to the room for $500 plus $100 pesos for the house and she wanted a tip for the towel girl $10 pesos. Since it was about 1 a.m. and I hadn't slipped one in during the night she got the full and complete ride. Mic Jagger told me he got a nice massage and then toke her for a ride. I skipped the massage and went straight for the money! She started with a BJ that was impressive! After a couple of minutes I laid back and she climbed on for a ride. I don't know if it was because I am, how did she say it "el grande" or if it was because I was following MicJagger, but after about 20 minutes she cried "no mas". Hell I felt like I was in the room with Roberto Duran. She was a trouper and started another BJ. Only problem is I was wearing the condom and it wasn't getting me any where near. So I told her "piquito mas" and she shook her head "no mas". Finanlly she caved when I told her "slow piquito mas". Hit it for another few minutes when I got the dreaded knock. Finished it off, grabbed a shower and waited for her to get dressed. She asked for a tip, other than the tip that was attached and I gave her another $100 peso.

Hooked back up with the crew and walked the compound a few more times. Finally decided to catch a door girl. $20/20 minutes. Grat face and body but no bj. She finally looked at her watch and said dos minutes. Could finish and it was time to meet up with Mic for the ride back to the hotel. I stayed in some hotel close to BT with Hopper and Borderjumper. It was cheap, about 350 pesos with 24 hour porn. That is the double rate. The only problem was the walls were paper thin. Hit the sack about 4:15 and some asshole cranked up his car, with no muffler at 5 am. Then Hopper and Borderjumper came back with a chica. She looked nice but I was too tired to even ask to share. At about 5:30 I thought I was going to have to roam the neighborhood and kill the fing rooster that was crowing. Hell the sun was not even up. Zoning laws do have their advantages!

Woke up at 10:30 and called Mic for a ride back across the border. We took the bridge that has all the buses and thought it would take a while. Good thing is that once you cross tothe US side the three lanes on the bridge feed into about 12 check booths. I would recommend, what do you think Mic?

I left Hopper and BorderBanger to their own devices on Sunday. They headed out after about 3 hours sleep in search of civilians in the town square and a fresh supply of Vgra. I wonder if they ever made it home!

I enjoyed meeting up with all the guys, Mic, Hopper, Beavis, Kosher, Chango, BorderBanger. I am planning a trip to BT sometime in Feb. Mic and I talked about Costa Rica sometime later this year or maybe even Rio! It is definetly more fun to travel in a pack so maybe we could interest a few others to make the trip to "bunda" land.

Adios

DinDallas
(formerly Cobra)

DinDallas

Good report. Saturday night was good for sure. My only problem was I wanted something to compare with the night before and no luck. Still a lot of fun and I found some new area to add to the program. Good meeting all of you guys.

Chief called me this afternoon to say he made it. We have a soldier in place so we should be hearing from him soon if he can find an internet cafe.

Din Dallas, good to see you made it to the board. Nuevo Laredo is a nice place to visit but I can't help but start to day dream about the other places Costa Rica, Rio/Sao, Bangkok, The Philipines, Cuba, Domincan Republic, Buenos Aires......dammit I'm driving myself crazy here, so many places with good looking woman, so little time.....In the mean time I'll continue to practice my mongering skills in Nuevo Laredo.

Bridge #2 was fairly quick 35 to 40 minutes and it was jammed. Beavis sorry to hear you got stuck on the bridge for hours Saturday night, man its a good thing you didn;t have to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url].

Mic Jagger - Yea my dumb ass should have realized what was happening and turned around. Like I said remember to avoid the bridge the 1st Saturday after New Years. What do you think are you up again this weekend ? I will go Friday or Saturday depending on the schedule for the playoffs. Might need to find a hotel with cable in NL.

As for the other places I have been to Costa Rica 19 times and the DR twice. Both are great but you can't beat the Mexican border. No airplanes, no airport security, and a hell of a lot cheaper to get there. I want to do Rio but even still we have the playground from hell right here in our backyard.

There is always Tampico, Monterrey and Veracruz. Another point is all of the girls of the zonas in Mexico have health cards. None of the girls in the DR have them, trust me our's is better. You have the border mentality to deal with but it is getting the same in any town where gringos frequent.

You, Chango and I need to take a 2 week road trip through Mexico and Guatemala. Think of the reports we could have from that.

Mic Jagger,
I too love NL but also like to explore new places. May I suggest a place? Try the FKK Clubs in Germany. You won't believe the quality (and quantity) of women there. Especially try the ones in Frankfurt. I like the best of both worlds. Germany FKK clubs are classy (and relatively inexpensive, try $50 for a half hour with a gorgeous Eastern European, Germany, Thai, Venezuelian, or Colombian girl). This is just a suggestion.

Don't hesitate to ask questions if you have any.

JT

Thanks Beavis.......Ahhh the temptation of the garden of eden, have to resist, will be in a 2 day training seminar Fri, Sat. Do me a favor if you run into Cheif tell him I said Hello, I bet he's nervous as hell his first time back in over 20 years.

Damn JT, your not making this any easier on me, go ahead and add to the list of places I want to go see. I better start prioritizing.

MJ what you think about Cartagena this year ?

I can't wait to see Chief's report ,sounds like he really anticipated getting back.,He's probably scoring as I write this! ////////// Hey J.T., be patient , you will be down soon ..////////It was cool at pappag's talking to everyone ....in fact ,there was this chica sitting Kosher's lap. She took my picture more than once while I was seated at the table & not with a camera either ...eh,eeh,eeh, ............. Tear it up!! Chango

first off, borderbanger welcomes din dallas to the board. now for the report, hopper picked me up saturday morning, we hit i-35 south to bear creek exit where we met up with din dallas who then followed us to mx. we were planning on meeting kosher near austin so that we all could convoy down together but kosher was able to excuse himself from work early so he went on down. we arrived laredo and din dallas parked his truck on the us side, we piled into hoppers explorer, made the bridge and stopped at the pharmacia for vitamin-v's. kosher was waiting on us at the reforma, the 4 of us meet at the reforma for dinner at the reforma rest. reforma's so called version of beef fajita's did hit the spot. we then decided to part company till later, kosher went to his room in the reforma to get ready, the rest of us went to the hotel south of the entrance to bt, el monterey, if memory serves me, booked 2 double rooms, got ready, piled back into the explorer, arrived bt papa g's to meet fellow mongers, hehehe, the board meets. we are all here, its me, din, hopper, kosher, beavis, chango, mic and who knows who else that didnt speak up and join the party, hehe. borderbanger flirts with claudia while kosher has annabella in his lap. claudia tells banger 80 for an hour + room, banger declines, claudia drops to 65, banger still declines. now everybody kinda goes their own direction, kosher is off to a room with annabella, me and hopper venture to ta-bu, borderbanger wants to see his chica veronica, borderbanger stays at ta-bu most of the nite with veronica, borderbanger likes veronica!! from time to time fellow mongers would stop in to check on borderbanger and to report on the others sometimes staying for a drink, sometimes not. borderbanger had 2 session's that nite with veronica, borderbanger likes veronica!! sometime between the first, the second, and the beer, me and hopper went into tamykos and hopper spotted one from a previous excursion, negotiations we on for the all niter. beer's later borderbanger is back in ta-bu's with veronica, borderbanger likes veronica!! borderbanger is finishing up the 2nd session when his cell phone rings, its hopper with the chica from tamykos ready to go, they are sitting in front of ta-bu's waiting on me. borderbanger kiss's and hug's his chica veronica, tells her he looks forward to them spending time together outside la zona. veronica tells borderbanger to call her tomorrow. i go pour myself into the explorer with hopper and the chica, we are off to the hotel. in the room hopper and the chica jump into hoppers bed, borderbanger passes out in the other only to awake much later with this chica in my bed, so being the horny bastard i am, i hit it for a while. next morn we send the chica on her way, guess she grabbed a cab, not sure. we then watch some porn on the tube as we get ready for sunday's activities, we banged on din's door, he was in need of more rest, so we left him alone and headed to the reforma to check on kosher and eat breakfast, kosher was still in need of rest too, so after breakfast we walked around zona centrol checking out the civilian prospects. borderbanger feels like civilians can be had here too. there are a couple bars and hotels in zona centrol that we find out cater to our particular tastes, more on those later, still under investigation, hehehe. now its 3:00 in the afternoon, kosher, din and mic allready on us side heading home, borderbanger and hopper head back to bt to see if we could find anything to service, hopper hit a little young 19 yr old chica while borderbanger sat in the bar drinking beer, a little while later we decide to head back to dallas, borderbanger has tried several attempts on his cell phone to call his chica veronica, borderbanger cuss's his cell phone and its service provider, thinking he might leave his nokia in bt in pieces. on that note borderbanger can now call his chica in mx. hehe. anyway on with the story, we hit the bridge, (1 and 1/2 hr later) we are back in texas heading to dallas, at mile marker 60, hoppers explorer chunks the idler pulley and serpentine belt, shit, shit, shit, borderbanger thinks all bad things happen around mile marker 60, it was marker 63 where i got my speeding ticket new years day. trooper coleman with the dps stops to offer asssistance, he gives borderbanger and hopper a ride to cotulla where we catch a greyhound bus to san antonio for 15.00 each. after another 30.00 each and another 1 and 1/2 hour wait, we are headed to dallas, we arrive dallas and another 20.00 secures cab fare to borderbanger's residence. borderbanger and hopper jump in bangers dodge and go to hoppers to get the mercury marquis to return to my residence and wait for the parts house to open so we may return to marker 60 to repair the explorer. now it's monday afternoon, explorer is fixed, banger is following hopper back to town when kosher calls me on my cell for weekend report, we make plans to meet kosker at the kosher kasa in austin, kosher shows borderbanger and hopper the sites in austin, we have dinner at chuy's cantina and then its time for us to return dallas. hat's r off to kosher for his hospitality!! borderbanger and hopper arrive dallas midnite. borderbanger is home and asleep at 1:00 am. chango, i did see that one with the hooter in papa g's, she had em wrapped up in an american flag top, borderbanger liked em too. also the little chica in ta-bu's on hoppers lap that he threw back, her name is sarena, dont quote me, or saraiha or something like that, she is a friend of my chica veronica, borderbanger feels that he may need to hit his chica's friend, borderbanger wonders what veronica would think, would she be upset if i did?? borderbanger ponders if he would even care if it did upset her?? borderbanger and kosher are making the trip back this weekend, anyone game??

Kosher has just arisen from his sleep, and since it is his 3 rd day with no koffee, as he is kuiting kaffeine, Kosher now wakes up to WSG instead, and some fresh squeezed OJ as well to go along with his kannabis. Kosher is once again konsidering a trip to see his kourtesans this weekend, anyone else gonna be down there?? Kosher is hoping to read a glowing report of Annabella from Chief perhaps, if not I am sure after her visit to our table she will screw her way through the WSG Gang. She fancied some others in the group, like hookers care, hehe, and even showed her pussy wide open to everyone in hopes of getting fucked. Kosher explained to her that after he was done his friends would all fuck her and she was very :( that no one was there when we got done. She asked ' you friends no like sexo', Kosher responded that they do but some had to leave and others took off to see their regulars. Kosher kalls upon his fellow mongers to advise a way to get the pics I took of her in room online. They are reg photos, not from digital.. I do not have a skanner and would like to get them on disk so everyone kan see Annabellas pussy up front and center! Kosher just kalculated that at 70 a pop on average, times 8-10 a night since she is high volume, and at 3-5 nights a week working, Annabella makes more than me!!! LOL I figure 8-10 a night since some nights I have seen so slow its 1 or 2 hours between appoitnments, other nights are 1-2-3-4-5 and so on....Some of these girls in the clubs must make a shitload, esp the ones who get 70-90 a pop!! Chango/Beavis , when ya' all mentioned the tall huge titted girl at Papas, was she wearing an American Flag bikini?? If not, if any of you remember seeing the American Flagged bikini girl, what do u think? Kosher is thinking of a sample this weekend of her!! :)

KosherCowboy: Kalls opon any others in the kapital city of Austin to email him if interested in a once and a while mini convention here in town to talk about our favorite ladies. E-mail me if interested [email]SingleTexasGuy@aol.com[/email]

Hey Kosher if you will mail the photos to me I will scan them, send them to you in an e mail, and mail the originals back to you. Of course I might add copies to my collection. I will e mail you my address. I am going one day this weekend.

We are buliding a regular Boy's Town army. Before long we will take over.

Tampa plays San Francisco Sunday so it looks like Beavis will be in the playground Friday and Saturday night. Will leave late Saturday night so he can be home to see the 49ers tote an ass whipping Sunday.

After hanging out with borderbanger and kosher for awhile it is hard to change back to regular english when both of them talk in third person and use sentences from See Spot Run.

This past weekend went fairly well. 1st time to NL I just had one girl, 2nd time 2 girls, now the 3rd time I wanted more than 3 but guess what, 3 was the number this weekend.

Started out with a room girl. Overall was ok and did provide a very good entertainment value for $20.00. Met borderbanger at Ta-Bu and popped a Vitamin V, which didn't take affect till over 2 hours later when we got the chica from Tamykos, at which time I told borderbanger we have to hurry up and get her as I was in no shape to walk around BT in the Vitamin V state I was in.

I took my turn while borderbanger waited so long for us to finish that he fell asleep so when I got finished and couldn't wake borderbanger I just picked her up and put her on his bed. For some reason borderbanger awoke.

Next morning was spent touring NL, spotting a few chicas, taking a few pics, and finding some local bars in NL where chicas can be found, but not at 10am. So we head back to BT and I find this cute little chica, Erica, no kidding she was about 4'10" and maybe 100lb and such a nice ass that Hopper liked. (ooops, sorry, switched to third person again). As borderbanger waited by drinking beers and I guess having to wait so long as to take a walk as when I finally left the room he made a friend with one of the pony's the pull those carriages. I will say that I have a thing for very petite hispanic women, not the anarexic type but the type like Erica which was about a size 2, if that.

I don't know when I'll have the time to head back to BT but when I do I'll be with Erica a few times!! Before we went to the room she would dance to the music and just shake that nice little ass of her and rub it against me. I bought her two drinks and that was only because I was enjoying this little show, but when she asked for the third I decided enough of spending money and got the room. Didn't realize just how thin those walls are, but then again maybe not. Maybe borderbanger can come up with a reason.

Hope all other mongers have a great year as mine has started off the best of any other year, except for the Explorer throwing the pulley, but overall this should be one excellent year for the Hopper.

Hey guys since we are developing our own Boys Town army it looks as if we are going to have to develop our own website and soon. I guess we can start with a yahoo group.

O.K. I started it lets get it going

[url]http://*************************NuevoLaredoBoysTownArmy/[/url]

Kosher is bored at work, and wishing he were in a brothel instead. Koshers' mind is so one track he can not even eat a meal out in a Oriental of Mexican place without thinking ( or hoping) that there is a back room where you can be serviced for a few dollars. Anyway, Kosher was posed a kuestion this weekend and is wondering maybe someone out there has the answer, both Border and Hopper presented it to Kosher. What is the history behind the BT komplex?? The huge walls that surround it, the guardstand up front, and the great view of the valley from it leads KosherCowboy to think that at one time it may have served as a fort or military post of some kind, with the alley girl rooms serving as barracks. Kosher is informed that not every Zona in MX is walled in like that, that some are more open. Perhaps someone out there knows when BT started in NL or perhaps where and the history of the location. Kurious minds want to know. There must be an old timer out there somewhere reading this who has knowledge.

KosherCowboy: Needs to klean the Kosher Kastle so that Kosher and his kompany this evening kan enjoy the kannabis and home kooking of Chef Kosher, on the menu tonight: Spaghetti and meat sauce, with garlic bread and Kool-Aid, since Kosher is not a konsumer of booze.