Melbourne Brothel Reports

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1756955]Can anyone give me some names of the most discreet brothels in Melbourne?

One of the main reasons why I like to stick to the AMP's is because of the discretion factor. They're usually run out of either ordinary looking houses or apartments or shops that don't announce what they really offer inside.

If anyone has some suggestions for very discreet brothels, please let me know.[/QUOTE]You will definitely be seen entering and leaving at some of the South Melbourne brothels and of course at WSX and TMC which are on a busy road. Apart from those, most of the suburban brothels are in industrial areas (who cares if a panel beater sees you?) or are in houses with discrete rear parking and rear entrance. You can always wear sunnies and a cap to hide under! Pick any of the ones in Dandenong or Mitcham and you will be fine.

[QUOTE=SuperCroc;1763330]Hopefully it's only temporary and they're back in business soon.[/QUOTE]Don't worry. They have to get the brothel licence transferred over to the new 'owner' and they will be back in business. They might wish to renovate that place as it s a complete dump.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1763736]Don't worry. They have to get the brothel licence transferred over to the new 'owner' and they will be back in business. They might wish to renovate that place as it s a complete dump.[/QUOTE]The place is heritage listed. Its the birthplace of the guy that's on the $50 note.

Decided to go to TMC last night. A few girls on but I went early (8 pm), so there were a few girls still to arrive.

I decided to take Carmella as ID seen her before and seemed nice. Promised to lick and suck my balls. (Never happened).

Session was alright. Very GFE. She's chatty and I thought she wouldn't shut up as I was pretty horny. Still I got 2 shots off and was happy with the session.

Carmella is about 50, Brazilian, nice tits and loves to slowly ride a fat dick!

WIR. Yeah I would, but I have regulars I see during the day, but on this occasion, I just couldn't wait for the weekend.

On another note, WSX is back open

Hi all,

May is the pick of the night girls at T M C in my opinion.

Seen her several times and she very open minded and always happy to please.

Does anybody know of the mature Filipino lady who used to work there??

Matter of fact anybody know of any Filipinos working at brothels here in Melbourne who offer a great service.

Thanks always.

[QUOTE=DanTheMan;1758878]Just returned from a session with May at TMC. I haven't seen her for 6 months. She's OK, probably the best of the night time crew. I got introduced to 3, one was wearing a wig, other was fat and had massive tattooed tits and May.

Not a bad session. She does what I like so I left happy. Couldn't get the second shot off, but that's just me getting old I suppose!

For those who don't know, May is about mid 30's and Vietnamese. $220/ HR.

Onto some other news, I was going to go to WSX tonight, but as I parked out front, I noticed everything was dark. I thought the curtins were drawn, but on closer inspection, the front door was shut, and I've NEVER seen the front door shut on that place in about 20 years.

Anyway, apparently its closed as the mama has got cancer, and they don't know if its going to re-open!

For ll you Asian lovers out there, (such as myself), I think we may have to find another worthy Asian establishment![/QUOTE]

I haven't been to TMC on a Saturday night for many a year. Got to be at least 10 years since I have. Anyway after a trip tp the footy and a win at Crown, I decided to make the journey.

I went early, as I wanted to get home as it was freezing, and got introduced to about 7-8 woman, all average looking except for YAYA.

Let me start by saying this. YAYA is F**KING HOT! I haven't been this fired up by the sheer look of a WG for a long time, but I have to tell you, YAYA did it for me. YAYA is 33, Cambodian, possess a hot tight body and has a nice set of implants. She only works at TMC a couple of times a week, (Fri / Sat), but it depends on how she is feeling.

I rolled over to see her leaning over me wearing nothing but a black g-string and I could not take my hands off her! He skin is lovely and brown and that body. I can't emphasis it enough.

YAYA provided a nice service too. Lots of tease and very GFE. I asked her about 5 times to put it in her mouth and shed say soon, just rubbing it and gently kissing it. I must've said it for the 100th time and she said ok, but only with a condom and I said, yeah OK, (I just didn't care). CBJ was OK but she goes too fast on it. She needs to slow down a bit. I soon asked for 69 but then I just threw her off and went to town eating that great nice pussy. On went the condom and it was missionary, with her saying don't cum yet, I'm enjoying this. Being the gentleman I am, I got her to go on top and she's nice and tight too. Felt great and she looked great too, riding and guiding my hands to squeeze those lovely C cups! She also indulged in some gentle long kissing too, (no DFK).

Round one was over soon, and she's pretty chatty, telling me how she got into the sex industry! Apparently she used to do R&T in Adelaide, and then left to go to Melbourne. Her friend works at a brothel in Dandenong somewhere, but didn't tell me the name of it.

Round 2 was good with a mix of missionary and doggie. That thin waist and long hair looked great as I gave it to her from behind! I finished off just as the buzzer went off!

Did I mention how hot she is.

WIR. Yes, yes I would.

[QUOTE=LostWithinDays;1765975]Hi all,

Matter of fact anybody know of any Filipinos working at brothels here in Melbourne who offer a great service.
[/QUOTE]If they are in Australia, it usually means they already have a white sucker to pay all of their expenses, hence no economic necessity to work on their backs anymore.

G'Day mates. I RTFF's to prep for business this week in Melbourne, and followed the advice to start with TMC or SWX. Today at 4, the 4 available ladies at TMC (Carmella, Evelyn+2 others) were overweight by almost 100 kg combined, so I hopped next door to SWX. Even as I approached the front door, Jessica was right behind the mamasan, raring' and ready to go. Who could resist such a tight little package of toned, curvy delights, with a bouncy Barbie-do to top it off? I wanted to lick her bikini bottom as we climbed the ladder-staircase to the back room upstairs. She was chatty and wide-eyed until the services started, and then her determination took over. A fine, slow-suck CBJ quickly morphed into a CBJ / prostate massage combo. She worked hard to make me come but I was loving' this way too much to finish it off in a hurry. I was rubbing her pussy and ass all the while, then pulled her over for DATY. At last, she gave up her quest and listened to my tongue-talk. I rose up for another round of CBJ and fingered her as deep as I could while she moaned. Her bottom is so fine I moved her into DG for reverse DATY and licked every fold I could find back there. After some DG she asked what I wanted next. I laid down for CG, but she put another condom on her fingers and dove into a fierce HJ / prostate combo. Since my time was nearly up, I acquiesced to her scheme. No regrets there at all. She's pretty and talented but tricky too, because I had to work hard to counter her initial ASAP assault on my privates. On the way out, I saw five other girls, one of which was sexy but not as fine as Jessica. The others were average Asians for this price range.

[QUOTE=Canick1;1781047]GEven as I approached the front door, Jessica was right behind the mamasan, raring' and ready to go. Who could resist such a tight little package of toned, curvy delights, with a bouncy Barbie-do to top it off? I wanted to lick her bikini bottom as we climbed the ladder-staircase to the back room upstairs. [/QUOTE]Is this Jessica a brown skinned Thai girl, about 27 years old and commutes from Sydney? If so, I have to agree that she is fantastic. She doesn't kiss and I find I need to kiss to get in the mood nowadays, but Jessica is just magic.

I went to the Presidential Suite brothel on 45 Keppler Circuit, Seaford a few weeks ago. It's in an industrial estate off Eastlink. If you are looking for a brothel full of white caucasian women, then this is for you. Not really my cup of tea anymore, but worth a punt if you live on the Peninsula or are travelling through. I wouldn't drive out 50 km from Melbourne just to go to this place.

The place is neat, well maintained and complete with all the fake greek columns and kitsch decor you come to expect and love at these brothels. The car park was full (a few expensive cars there) on a week night, meaning plenty of girls and plenty of punters. Only two were girls were available in the line up when I went at about 8. 30 pm. They have separate viewing areas so you won't have to bump into your boss, son or dad there.

Cost is $115 for 30 minutes. I met two girls, Tahlia a mid-20's brunette with thunder thighs and Georgia, a MILF from NZ in her early 50's. Tahlia was pleasant enough, but wanted $30 for the business class package which included kissing. Georgia said I could get a free upgrade to business class and that included DFK and BBBJ. Georgia'a age is listed as mid-40's on the website. Don't believe this. She did however did look a little sexy in her librarian glasses.

We've all deliberately made bad choices. The key word being DELIBERATE. That is, we know the experience will be bad, but still go ahead with it. I'm sure there is a German word for it.

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On this occasion I chose Georgia. I knew I would have trouble getting excited as she ain't no looker, but was somehow motivated to go with her. The madness of self-defeating choices. She was pleasant, kind and accommodating. But with her fat gut, bad breathe and faintly smelly pussy, it was a no-go zone. So I told her to put her glasses back one, put on her bra and panties and I lived out my librarian fantasy in the remaining 15 minutes with a HJ.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1782813]Is this Jessica a brown skinned Thai girl, about 27 years old and commutes from Sydney? If so, I have to agree that she is fantastic. She doesn't kiss and I find I need to kiss to get in the mood nowadays, but Jessica is just magic.[/QUOTE]She said she was Thai, but I think she is probably a Thai / Caucasian mix from her facial features. I'm still dreaming about her banging' curves and effervescent personality.

[QUOTE=Canick1;1783544]but I think she is probably a Thai / Caucasian mix from her facial features. [/QUOTE]With her dark skin, she's an Isaan girl from the north-east provinces. You can guess the situation. Meets farang in a bar in Bangkok / Pattaya, then comes to Australia. Relationship sours (usually over how much money she can send home, farang checking on her every move, or she's been caught screwing someone else on the side.) With her PR status confirmed, she goes back to doing what an Isaan girl does best. Sells her pussy to send money home to parents so her dad doesn't have to tend to the water buffalo each day. If you've spent some time in LOS, you will know this is 99% correct.

[QUOTE=JustForFun21;1732785]Once inside, she did a quick dick test (possibly to check any infections on my johnny) and then she asked me to shower. [/QUOTE]This was my experience at Presidential Suite as well. There's nothing worse than dropping your pants and some woman rolls back your foreskin, inspects your dick and checks your balls. I find it humiliating and wonder why some places insist on it given there is no BBBJ. The inspection should be two-way. We should be able to check their pussies, do a smell test and be allowed to walk away if we're not satisfied. How many times have we paid the money only to find they are on their period (I've had a girl take out her tampon in the room), or that their pussies or butt holes stink?

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1785386]This was my experience at Presidential Suite as well. There's nothing worse than dropping your pants and some woman rolls back your foreskin, inspects your dick and checks your balls. I find it humiliating and wonder why some places insist on it given there is no BBBJ. The inspection should be two-way. We should be able to check their pussies, do a smell test and be allowed to walk away if we're not satisfied. How many times have we paid the money only to find they are on their period (I've had a girl take out her tampon in the room), or that their pussies or butt holes stink?[/QUOTE]Hahaha sorry couldn't help but laugh, that never ever happened to me so its very interesting.

I do get the "curious" naughty playful kind of inspection / exploration but never a dick test, I can see how that would turn off someone, I would be pissed and turned off too.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1782813]Is this Jessica a brown skinned Thai girl, about 27 years old and commutes from Sydney? If so, I have to agree that she is fantastic. She doesn't kiss and I find I need to kiss to get in the mood nowadays, but Jessica is just magic.[/QUOTE]I thought ill keep her to myself but looks like there are other fans of her in here, she is amazing isn't she? Had a great time with her, very friendly and warm too. Glad others had an equally good time.