Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

[B]King Kong[/B]: Soi 6, Gentlemans Club; no LD required. BBBJCIM: 800* (flat) behind the curtain on a shared couch. Up to three guys getting serviced at a time.

[B]Lips Lounge[/B]: A combined Gentleman's Club / Agogo. LD: 150 (gets your dick sucked briefly); BBBJCIM: 500 (room nor curtain needed); Room: 400.

[B]Club Fate[/B]: A well appointed Gentleman's Club; Has a "get naked" for me option with two shots of Tequila for the Ladies (395). LD: ?; BBBJCIM 1000; Behind the curtain (Optional): 300; Room: 400. You can also just get your dick sucked right there out in the open. For the individuals calling me cheap, I wish there were there to pick up my bar bill: [B]6700[/B].

*All prices in THB.

Thanks for this. I am always looking for good BJ places and the fact they are relatively cheap doesn't hurt either. Will definitely try at least one next trip. Keep them coming! No pun intended.

Dinner at Grillicious by Beirut. Extremely high quality meal. More food that could be eaten for 1400*.

[B]Bus Bar[/B]: This is a good reason why I do not like to refer to places by their real names. Writing bad things about businesses can get you in trouble here in Thailand. I prefer not to do that. Usually if I don't have something to say that is good about a place then I say nothing or something very generic.

The [B]Bus Bar[/B] staff pissed me off for the first time ever. Sat down and ordered a "a bucket" drink. If you have ever been there then you know this is a very large drink. I'm half way finished and the staff is rolling up on me asking me if I want another and I let them know I am still good. I had even invited friends to join me. We had all ordered a drink. [B]None of us were finished[/B]. This is what pissed me off. The staff spoke to my friend in Thai about something. She then told me she was ready to leave and head to our next spot. I never question her in these situations. I just paid the bill and followed her lead. We get to the next destination and she explains what the punk ass ***** mother fucker said to her:

[I]That we had been at the table for two hours (lie) that we had all ordered just one drink (true) and that they cannot make any money on those who drink slow (unknown).[/I]

Now I know why she didn't tell me anything about it. I would have gone off. And that would not have been a good for me. First the punk ass ***** mother fucker had the nerve to speak to my friend in Thai in front of me when I was going to pay the mother fucking bill. Then these mother fuckers who have never confronted me on my drink pace must be getting greedy heading into high season. The crowds are up and you cannot get a seat in the place by 2200. If they have some sort of drink minimum (1 an hour or some shit like that) then they need to state is clearly upfront. That is what I didn't like. That and the fact that staff did not speak directly to me. So, [B]I am done with the bus bar[/B]. There are too many locations to drink in Pattaya for me to put up with their male bovine excrement. [B]It was a good run[/B]!

[U]Vixen Club[/U]

This is a well appointed bar with rooms upstairs located on Soi Buakhao. Line up is 10 girls, three of which I found attractive.

My friend knows the mamason here. We have been here before. But my other friend who is visiting had never been here. I wanted to introduce him to the place. My friend and I head over to the bar directly and pick out our drinks. My other friend he sits down at a table across from the bar. Girl comes over to him he is interested and buys her a drink. Then he picks another girl and he is doing a talking threesome thing. NOTHING like I was doing in [B]Club Fate[/B] just a few nights ago. But who cares:

[B]his time; his money; his dick; his call[/B]

I've got my friend to entertain me. So, mamason invites me to play DJ. Oh hell yeah! I have a DJ background from when I was in University and it is still a hobby of mine. So, when I take over the keyboard, I have the girls grating and everyone loving my selections. I goto into cheat mode and start pulling up great sets from the Boiler room and start dancing with my friend.

My other friend and trying to get his pair to warm up. I am looking over at him a laughing at myself, thinking I need to take him to [B]Club Fate[/B]. My friend and I are questioning the mamason. Why is this place so expensive (180 Lady Drinks). She says she does not know. The owner sets the prices. What are the costs for the ladies? 2000 for the girl; 500 for the room upstairs; What is the cost to bar fine? 2500; WHAT THE FUCK? The owner does not want guys taking the girls out of the bar. Fuck here is the idea. 0000 BarFine drops to 1000; 0100 Bar Fine drops to 800; Bar closes at: 0200.

This is going to be my new spot just to drink and chill. [B]Fuck the Bus Bar[/B]. Not going to give my money to any mother fucker on this entire earth that disrespects me.

It's around 2300 and we are all hungry. Final stop is: LanZhou Noodles. It is open 24 hours a day and is my goto spot for soup. The three of all had our noodle soup for less than 500. [B]Everything Thai[/B] this is another thing that you can buy for 500. [B]ROTFLMAO[/B]! Yeah, I know. I can be a mother fucker at times. LOL!

If you had a spy cam in my room you might have gotten a glimpse of me going down like a SUB CAPTAIN the next morning on my young friend who accompanied me on my night out. Her pussy lips opened like a butterfly and the taste of her juices were exquisite. When she let out a low growl [I]fuck me now[/I] I knew it was time for my [B]Big Black Dick[/B] to put in some work! Don't ask for contact information gentlemen because she has taken herself off the market. No more public service and is in exclusively in private practice with me. You are not going to find her anywhere unless you have game and roll up on her in person when she is out and about doing her ADLs. Which I bet you would if you saw her cause she is so fucking sexy.

[I]All the pretty girls walk like this[/I] - Pretty Girl Walk, [B]Big Boss Vette[/B].

*All prices in THB.

[B]Heaven Above[/B] and [B]Club Exite[/B].

Two of my new favorites!

I went to 3 Ways and Maggie Mays last night.

3 Ways is still a bit sparse, but there were some spinners walking around. As usual, some of the hotter ladies are gone for the moment having been sent home by lonely guys who pay for them to go live in the village with their Thai boyfriend.

Maggie Mays on Soi Chaiyapoon always has lots of ladies and quite a few customers. The ladies are the usual assortment of paunchy MILFs, sexy MILFs and young ladies not wearing many clothes.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2959318][B]Heaven Above[/B] and [B]Club Exite[/B].

Two of my new favorites![/QUOTE]I had an excellent night at Club Fate and Heaven Above. Did the booth threesome thing in Heaven Above. And so did my boy. He took took girls upstairs. I just stayed with the two girls drinking in the booth. I see a threesome in my future.

[B]6000 THB for six hours up in there[/B] Holla!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961725][b]I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand[/b][/QUOTE]

[U]Heaven Above[/U]

2000* Short Time (in club /1 HR).

550 Short Time Room.

1600 Bar Fine.

3000 Short Time (4 HR).

5000 Long Time (up to 12 HR).

Lady Drink 165.

*All prices in THB.

Pattaya's nightlife offers something for everyone, and gentlemen's clubs are a significant part of its appeal. Unlike the lively go-go bars, these clubs provide a more intimate and relaxed setting. Spread across Central Pattaya, Jomtien, and Pratamnak, they cater primarily to local expatriates and regular customers rather than short-term tourists. Many tourists and short time expats are curious about the Gents clubs. They think of a gents club as an upscale expensive club just like in Bangkok and other cities around the world. However, that could not be further from the truth. Read on and you will see. Here's an overview of the locations, atmosphere, services, pricing, and what to expect at these establishments.

1. [B]Locations and Popular Clubs[/B].

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are often discreetly located, offering a cozy and private environment for their patrons. However, some are located right out in the open on a busy Soi.

Central Pattaya, especially Soi Bonchot, Soi Bukao, Soi Pothole, and Soi Boomarang are hotspots for gentlemen's clubs. These areas are packed with venues that cater to a steady flow of expats and repeat customers.

Popular Clubs:

Heaven Above: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Maggie Mays: Located on Soi Pothole.

Club Fate: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents club on Soi Bonchot.

Red Hot & Blue Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao.

Play Girlz Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao and Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents Club Soi Bonchot.

High Rollers Soi Pothole.

Jomtien has a quieter nightlife scene but still boasts quality gentlemen's clubs that appeal to those seeking a laid-back night out.

Popular Clubs:

Maggie Mays Jomtien: The Jomtien counterpart of the Central Pattaya venue, offering consistent service and a welcoming environment.

Kitkat.

Pussy Galore.

Pratumnak is home to a smaller but upscale selection of gentlemen's clubs, catering to those living in this quiet area of Pattaya, which caters to local expats wanting their home away from all the noise of central Pattaya, but still just being a stone throw away from central Pattaya if one wants to go.

Popular Clubs:

Kineree.

Cat Flaps.

Venom.

Cozy Beach.

2. [B]Quality of the Girls[/B].

The girls working in gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are diverse in both appearance and personality.

Diverse Appeal:

You'll encounter women ranging from "average" to stunningly gorgeous, with looks and personalities to suit every preference. Some are laid-back and conversational, while others are outgoing and flirtatious and downright just dirty in a good way. Their overall vibe ranges from fat and unattractive to slim sexy and beautiful. You will find A cups all the way to the cups.

Not Lady Drink-Focused:

Most girls aren't solely focused on selling getting lady drinks, unlike those in many go-go bars. They aim to establish a friendly, relaxed relationship with patrons, especially regulars.

Repeat Business Focus:

These clubs prioritize creating a loyal customer base rather than chasing after one-time "whale" tourists, offering a consistent and dependable experience for expats.

3. [B]Services Provided[/B].

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are more than just barsthey offer a full experience tailored to the patron's comfort and enjoyment, ranging from a hours out with the boys shooting the shit and playing pool to a place where you can go for naughty no holds bar action with the girls.

Companionship:

Patrons can enjoy the company of the girls for conversation, drinking, and playful interactions, such as playing drinking games and pool to downright dirty and sexy action short time in the club or long time at your condo or hotel.

Private Rooms and Curtained Areas:

Most clubs feature private rooms for intimate moments where you can take the girl for short time action for 1000-1500 baht plus the cost of the room, often equipped with comfortable beds and ambient lighting. You generally get an hour or so to fuck the girl. Some clubs also have curtained-off areas within the main bar for semi-private experiences, allowing for discreet fun, such as fucking or getting a blow job, without going to a private room. Normally costing around 300 baht. In some clubs, the girls are known for fucking and sucking or getting their pissing licked right out in the open for everyone to see, all customers and other girls and bar tenders and servers.

Entertainment:

Clubs often feature themed nights, special events, and sometimes spontaneous sexy performances right in the bar, adding an element of surprise and excitement. Most gents clubs will also have a pool table or private rooms with large TVs and sofas for groups. Some bar groups organize gents club bar crawls so mongers can tour all the gents clubs in the city. Generally they are run weekly with a different rotation of clubs sometimes.

Bar Fines:

If a customer wants to spend time with a hostess outside the club, a bar fine can be paid, with fees varying from 500-1000 baht plus the girls fee of 2000ST- 3000 baht ++ for Long time depending on the venue and time of day.

4. [B]Pricing Overview[/B].

Prices in gentlemen's clubs are reasonable and designed to attract a consistent clientele rather than high-spending tourists.

Drinks:

Beers: 100150 THB.

Cocktails: 200300 THB.

Lady Drinks: 150200 THB.

Bar Fines: Typically, between 500 and 1,000 THB, depending on the club.

Some bars have drink promotions for the customers such as beer cards where free beers are awarded after you fill a certain number of shots.

5. [B]Additional Services[/B].

Personal arrangements are negotiated directly with the hostess, often ranging from 1,000 to 2,000 THB for Short time on the premises plus the cost of the room 300-500 Baht and 1000-1500 Baht ST up to 3000 baht ++ for Long time at your hotel or condo.

Bar crawls for touring the different gents clubs.

Some offer free food on certain days for a minimum purchase.

6. [B]Experiences in Gentlemens Clubs[/B].

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya focus on creating a relaxed and enjoyable experience, particularly for their regular patrons.

Relaxed Atmosphere:

The ambiance is designed to put patrons at ease, with friendly staff and a slower pace compared to the city's busier nightlife spots.

Politeness and Easy-Going Vibe:

Patrons who are polite, patient, and relaxed often have the best experiences. The girls tend to take charge, ensuring guests enjoy their time without feeling rushed or pressured. In some cases, the girls may even engage in sexy, playful activities right in the bar, creating a fun, sexy, and exciting atmosphere.

Personalized Entertainment:

Whether engaging in conversation, sharing drinks, or enjoying private moments in curtained areas, the experience is tailored to each guest's preferences. That is what is great about these gents clubs. The girls often dance naked in the bar and while talking to you if you buy a few drinks. Some girls will give you a BJ right out in. The open for a few lady drinks. In some clubs buying a rack of tequila for a lady means an automatic naked lady sitting on your lap.

7. [B]Things to Keep in Mind[/B].

When visiting gentlemen's clubs, it's essential to approach the experience with the right mindset:

Be Polite: Treat the girls with respect and avoid being overly demanding. Relaxing and letting the girls take the lead often results in the most memorable experiences.

Budgeting: While prices are generally fair, costs can add up with drinks, bar fines, and additional services. Keep an eye on your bill once and while to make sure what you have ordered is accurate. If you get drunk, its often best to pay as you go to avoid disputes. When there are drunk people involved, misunderstandings can happen.

Discretion: These clubs value privacy and provide a comfortable environment where guests can enjoy themselves without worry.

8. [B]Descriptions of my favorites[/B].

Maggie Mays Soi Pothole- A long time gents club on Soi Pothole in central Pattaya. Renovated about 6 months ago adding a second floow of Kareoke rooms and a pool table. It is known as the friendly neighborhood bar where local expats go to fuck or just chill with the boys. They have beer card promotions and lady drink promotions when buying a 5 rack of tequila for your chosen lady gets her a 6th one for free and guarantees the lady will get completely naked for you while drinking right out in the open for all to see. You have three choices to get off in this club. The first one is where you buy lady drinks, and the girl will blow you right there out in the open. At least one rack of Tequila will get you started and with a few extra added on and the lady will finish you off right there in the open. Next is behind a curtain. This will cost you 300 baht and 500 Baht or so for a BJ and 1000 or so to get fucked. Next is ST upstairs. The room is about 400 baht or so and the girl will most likely want at least 1500 Baht. Finally, there is the bar fine of 500-1000 baht for ST or LT plus the girls fee to go out. This is not popular, so they price this accordingly to keep the girls inside the club. It opens at 1 PM guys and closes at midnight. Great spot to get an early start to a day of mongering.

Cat Flaps Patamnak- Opens at 1 Pm as well, but closes at 9 PM. Located between Soi 4 and Soi 5 in Pratamnak. It's a very large club with a huge round bar in the middle of the club for the guys to sit around and chill and drink. Around the outside are large booths where you can sit with the girls and drink and mess around. All the same naughty action happens here just like in Maggie Mays, as the place is owned by the same guy. Therefore, all the drink pricing, promotions and curtained areas and short time room and bar fine stuff is mostly the same. It can get really naughty at times in here as well. Girls naked and BJs right out in the open. They have free food here sometimes, such a lasagna and brisket. Beer cards can be used here as well as Maggie Mays.

Club Fate-Located on Soi Boomarang and owned by the same guy so everything is the same as Maggie Mays and cat flaps. It opens up at 6 PM and closes at 3 AM. Beer cards can also be used here. A few differences here though. The first difference is the ST rooms are huge and a lot nicer. Secondly, there are semi freelancers that come in at around 9 or 10 PM who are often the best looking. This seems to be a new development recently. Last but not least, if you thought the first two clubs were dirty, Fate is on a whole other level. I have witnessed what it seemed to be full on orgies right out in the open with 2 or 3 girls attacking one guy on a sofa. One sitting on the guy's face, while the other 2 gave a joint BJ licking cock. Once or twice even some fucking right out in the open. The line up can be inconsistent at times, but you will be assured of a downright dirty sexual encounter if that's your thing.

Kineree- As well in between Soi 4 and Soi 5 Pratamnak. It opens at 12 noon every day and closes at around 8 PM. However, most girls are gone by around 7 PM. I like this place just for the sheer variety of girls. Why? They are all freelancers. Lady drinks are 150 baht. Customers drinks are cheap, and they have ST rooms on site. 400 baht or so for the room and 1000-1500 baht for the girl. However, often the girls won't go out of the bar. It is widely known for girls to work there during the day and to go home to their unsuspecting husbands or boyfriends after. Great for an early start. They also have Saturday free food with a minimum purchase.

RTFF for more specifics.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2963124][b]Pattaya Gents Clubs[/b][/QUOTE]Great post, it should be pinned.

You don't say enough about Soi Bong koch 8, it is a street with a number of Gentlemen's clubs in a row, it's a growing area with a new club opened since my last trip. Each one is essentially a small bar much the same as Soi 6 used to be when I first visited. Their opening times vary between noon and 3 pm. The quantity and quality of the girls is not as good as Catflaps or Kinneree, they are more likely to be older and thicker which is why they have migrated there but they ready to perform. Still the whole street is worth a visit as if you don't see what you like in one club, you simply move to the next.

During my two nights in [B]Heaven Above[/B] the two ladies I were buying drinks for gave me an opportunity to taste their drinks. They were real. Now watered down and I have see proffered by other posters. One of my girls told me she was going to drink apple juice only. Because she cannot drink alcohol. She will get so drunk so fast she would not be able to dance and wind up passed out.

So personally I think much of what I read by other posters on this issue is inaccurate as I measure it across my experience after 16 months posted up [I]boots on the ground[/I] in Pattaya, Thailand.

[U]Bottle Service[/U]

Buying a bottle may seem expensive if you do not have the flow to stack. I prefer it in certain clubs that I plan to visit on a regular basis. Buying a bottle comes with a lot of benefits that are important to me. Measure it across the number drinks you get out of the bottle v the amount of drinks you would buy separately. Split it with your friends. Your drinks are mixed at the table how you like them. And most places will either store your bottle or let you take it with you.

[B]But it should be noted for those who do not have the stack from their flow, this does not get you out of buying [u]Lady Drinks[/u] for your girls[/B]

150 - 165 is 4.15 - 4.47 EUR for me. Everyone has their own value system. For me that is a very reasonable rate to have a girl in just a thong and stocking sit down with you and give you access to her body like we were are teenagers making out in the backseat.

[B]Your money; Your time; Your dick; Your call![/B]

[U]What The Cmdr Got[/U]

Two premium bottles. Set ups. Entire booth reserved for me and my friends. Buying Lady Drinks for up to three girls at a time that were sitting in just their thongs and stockings for me the entire night. No need to buy any special drinks, racks of Tequila or any of that shit. Shots being sent over complements of the General Manager. Buying a drink for the Mamason and having her share with with us at my table. Short Time room and Short Time with the girl of my choice.

Plus having a girl in various stages of undress up on my table dancing for 80% of the time. I was in the club from 1930 until it closed down at 0300. Even bought extra drinks one time for my girls so they did not have to dance.

The General Manager came over to add me to their exclusive VIP Line group. He also stored my bottles for the next time I visit. Which means in the long run it will be much cheaper as I am sure I'll get at least one or two more visits out of my bottles before I need to re-up.

[B]16395 THB[/B] cash not scan.

[B]My time; My money; My dick; My call![/B]

P.S. I just got my first set of pictures for the line up today at [U]Heaven Best[/U] in Line because of my VIP status.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;2963633]The other main option I wanted to check out after reading many reports and watching videos on YouTube was the gents club scene. I did check out some big names that were suggested including Maggie May's, Buzzing and Club Fate. At all of these gents clubs I pretty well walked in and right out again as I thought the women were similar to those at beer bars.[/QUOTE]Keep in mind that the line ups are different every night. I beg to differ with you about the girls in Maggie Mays on Soi Pothole. I've seen at least 3 quality offerings in there on the day I visited.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;2963633]The one exception was Heaven Above that had a nice mix of girls. Gents Clubs are suppose to be more laid back than Soi 6 bars but Heaven Above was not laid back. It is a hybrid gents club and go go bar playing music but not at high levels like Soi 6. Girls took turns dancing on tables so we could scope them out. This turned out well for me as I spotted a beautiful girl I liked and invited her for a drink. We did session upstairs not once but two different nights since I liked her [/QUOTE][B]Pro Tip[/B] I focus on the ones that dance in the naked show on the main stage. I have never gone wrong with them.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;2963633]as well as the rooms they had which were almost like hotel rooms and much less noisy.[/QUOTE]In complete agreement on the rooms. The are like suites. Very high quality. But Club Fate also has nice rooms. As do many other Gentleman's Clubs. Exception is Maggie Mays in Jomtien. Bad rooms and usually not impressed with the line up. But I need to check it out again.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;2963633]Only thing to warn about Heaven Above is that prices were slightly higher than average gents clubs. My juice and her lady drink came out to be about 300 while room rate was 550 be. She wanted 2500 but accepted 2000 be. This is a venue I would return to again.[/QUOTE]Standard Pricing: Lady drink is 165. Room 550. Girl 2000. There is also a speak easy upstairs. Did you check it out?

I never use short time rooms in GCs, I always take the ladies home with me.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2964750]I never use short time rooms in GCs, I always take the ladies home with me.[/QUOTE]I don't have time to drink in my room and to get the entire life story out of the prostitute I hire to provide me with social / sexual services by using [B]Jedi Mind Tricks[/B] or [B]Vulcan Mind Melds[/B]. That is why I always take the girls upstairs to the short time room in Gentleman's Clubs. That is how I prefer to do it. I have only bar fined one girl out of a Tree Town beer bar in the 16 months of [I]boots on the ground[/I] living here in Pattaya. The only reason I did that is because I wanted to try it. I don't really like the logistics of bar fining a prostitute. To each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

You are posting about Gentlemans Clubs in Pattaya from Dubai. Do you actually miss it that much? You have a Thai girl traveling with you that can sit on your face all you like.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2964861]I don't have time to drink in my room and to get the entire life story out of the prostitute I hire to provide me with social / sexual services by using [B]Jedi Mind Tricks[/B] or [B]Vulcan Mind Melds[/B]. That is why I always take the girls upstairs to the short time room in Gentleman's Clubs. That is how I prefer to do it. I have only bar fined one girl out of a Tree Town beer bar in the 16 months of [I]boots on the ground[/I] living here in Pattaya. The only reason I did that is because I wanted to try it. I don't really like the logistics of bar fining a prostitute. To each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

You are posting about Gentlemans Clubs in Pattaya from Dubai. Do you actually miss it that much? You have a Thai girl traveling with you that can sit on your face all you like.[/QUOTE]You don't have time to drink with ladies, but have time to post here all day.

Okay, up to you.