Pattaya Reports

Bored working on my Thai. Thought I would post a couple of simple words for those interested. Have a previous post from last year if interested in a longer list. If you can not find send me a PM and will forward when I get a chance.
Picked out some of the simpler words to learn. By the way no trip is complete unless you visit Hell Club, Lolitta's, Angel Witch.
When you speak Thai if you're a man, you should end the sentence with the word khrab and kha for woman. You should say it after sawatdee (Greeting / Hello, Hi) and kharb koon (Thank you). Sometimes we use khrab and kha for "yes".
Thai people will also break the word up for example "smile". We will say it as "sa-mile", "sport" will become "sa-port", "summer" will become "sum-mer" and in this case Thai people will make the last part louder
"dai" for yes or "mai dai" for no.
Can you help me please? (chuay dai mai)
Can you speak English? (poot pa sa ang grit dai mai)
A little. (nit noi)
Do you understand? (khao jai mai)
I don't understand. (mai khao jai) If you understand just say "kao jai".
Say again please. (poot eek krang)
Hello/Goodbye (sawat-dee) Goodbye (la-gon)
See you again (lao jer gun) good luck (chok dee)
How are you? (sabai dee mai)
I am fine. (sabai dee)
What is your name? (khun chue arai)
Nice to know you too (chen gun)
"mai ben rai" means "it's ok". For example when someone tries to give you something but you don't want it or someone says thanks to you, you say mai ben rai.
"khor thot" means "sorry". You will say it when you want to interrupt someone, when you want to pass someone or when you do something wrong.
"sia jai" means "sorry" too. But in this case it means different thing. Like if someone died or got hurt, you say "phom/di-chan sia jai" which means "I am sorry".
I don't believe you (mai chue)
How much is this? (ra ka thao rai)
Can you help me? (chuay dai mai)
Ice. (nam-khang) Water. (nam-blao) Singha Beer. (beer sing)
I love you. (pom ruk koon)
I miss you. (pom kit teung koon)
I am single. (pom sot)
You are very beautiful. (koon suay mak)
Can I kiss you? (joop dai mai)
Have a nice dream. (fun dee na)
You are my girlfriend. (koon ben fan pom)

[QUOTE=Petemcc] Of the 3600, the girls get 1000 each. Now that's for 90 minutes of pure non-stop sex. [/QUOTE]

Sorry maybe you mentioned this in a previous post (if so, sorry I missed it), but how much is it PER GIRL at Hell Club? And for what duration are we talking -- is it 1-hr, or overnight or hr and a half, or what. You keep mentioning 3600 but I'm not clear on whether that is for a single girl or a twosome or threesome or what, or whether it's for on-the-premises or takeout including barfine, etc.

I agree that it's fine to pay more for something you think is better than what's on offer elsewhere. Some guys are content with what some of us are not content with, and so they think it's a waste of money to pay more. To each his own, I say. We all have our own distinct tastes.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Of course the Hell Club and Soapies are very overpriced, but in most of Pattaya 500 baht is the price for the entire short time. No need to tip, particularly in those overpriced joints - you're already paying way more than it is worth.[/QUOTE]

Looks matter a lot to some of us, and I would have to say I'm very skeptical I could manage to realistically find one that matches my standards for 500 baht. I could be wrong. But in any case, I challenge you to post a photo of what one of these 500 baht girls looks like, and we'll see. If the girl is cute enough, I'll stand corrected.

[QUOTE=Wendella]Sorry maybe you mentioned this in a previous post (if so, sorry I missed it), but how much is it PER GIRL at Hell Club? And for what duration are we talking -- is it 1-hr, or overnight or hr and a half, or what. You keep mentioning 3600 but I'm not clear on whether that is for a single girl or a twosome or threesome or what, or whether it's for on-the-premises or takeout including barfine, etc. [/QUOTE]


[url]http://www.thehellclub.com/index.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Petemcc]100% of Hell Club girls I have been with have gone far and beyond the call of duty.[/QUOTE]

I agree, in my limited experience at Hell Club. Quality performance. I had to ask them to stop having sex with me as I just couldn't do anymore (and I'm not THAT old yet)

[QUOTE=Run Mann][url]http://www.thehellclub.com/index.php[/url][/QUOTE]

OK so I'm looking at it, and it seems to say that you take TWO girls for that 3600, but no option to have only one girl for less? .... this from their site:

* Your choice of 2 or more beautiful hostesses.

* 90 minutes of pampering, and you're the director and the star of everything that happens.

* All enjoyed in our beautifully appointed surroundings.

* The fantasies of a lifetime fulfilled in an hour and a half.

* All this for an all inclusive price of a mere 3600 Thai Baht. (additional Angels are 1800 Thai Baht each)

Your enjoyment of our staff's ability to please is guaranteed.

hate to tell you this retired, but the tone makes a BIG difference in some of those expressions. For instance - "fun dee" if pronounced as it is written in pa-sa angrit (English) would be "good teeth". To make it "pleasant dreams" you would need to say "fun" with a rising tone. that's the problem with transliterations - they don't capture TONE

mai (rising tone) - "isn't that so?"
mai (high tone) - "wood"
mai (neutral tone) - "silk"
mai (falling tone) - "no"
mai (low tone) - "new"

(there are more meanings to some of the tones as well depending on context - just as with English "two, to, too" - all pronounced the same with nowhere the same meaning). Most of the time khon Thai will stop, think about what you said, chuckle and then answer the question.

Personal pronouns I, me and YOU are RARELY used (they are "understood in the conversation)

:)

[QUOTE=Var Blr]By the way, whats a starfish: is this term used to refer to a lady with too many birth marks? or some other unpleasant stuff down there?[/QUOTE]
Starfish refers to any lady who just lays there doing nothing while you do all the work. Like the starfish you find on the beaches...

[QUOTE=Petemcc]Have you ever been to the Hell Club Opebo? Probably not as they insist upon safe sex.[/QUOTE]

I haven't been, but I used to go to Eden back in the day (I often got bb, but they're strict nowadays). Actually I quite liked the place, but as I've been in country longer the girls seem less attractive than what I pick up out of the freelancer pool. Is the lineup better in Pattaya?

3,600 seemed high when I first started coming to Thailand a few years ago, and it is still just a bit expensive for Pattaya, but the same price in Bangkok has slowly but surely become a relative bargain.

[QUOTE=Wendella]Looks matter a lot to some of us, and I would have to say I'm very skeptical I could manage to realistically find one that matches my standards for 500 baht. I could be wrong. But in any case, I challenge you to post a photo of what one of these 500 baht girls looks like, and we'll see. If the girl is cute enough, I'll stand corrected.[/QUOTE]

Oh I never take photos. Seems a waste of time. But while your assumptions are generally true, the exception is the whole point of my love of freelancers - you never know what you can find.

[QUOTE=Opebo]


.......the exception is the whole point of my love of freelancers - you never know what you can find.[/QUOTE]

Couldn't agree more. There are some wonderful freelancers out there, not greedy and prepared to give you a most rewarding service for a reasonable price. Just look at my report of a couple of days ago -300bt a head - no bars, bosses and other overheads to pay for to pay for; the girls named their price and I can honestly say that both the anal girl and milky tit girl really enjoyed their time with me, and showed their appreciation with their warmth, cuddles and kisses.

[QUOTE=Wendella]Sorry maybe you mentioned this in a previous post (if so, sorry I missed it), but how much is it PER GIRL at Hell Club? And for what duration are we talking -- is it 1-hr, or overnight or hr and a half, or what. [/QUOTE]

There is no one-lady option for the inhouse sessions at the Hell Club. It is 3,600 baht for 90 minutes with two ladies, as many pops as you can manage. That's an all-in fee, nothing else is required, no lady drinks, rooms fees, etc., but many punters choose to tip the girls 200 baht each. That's entirely up to you.

You can take a single lady overnight (10 pm to 6 am at the earliest, most stay later that that) for an all-in fee of 3,000 baht. Again, no extra costs and she'll perform to the best of her ability. Guaranteed.

When the Hell Club opened at the beginning of 2007, the menu included a one-lady option, but it was removed after only a few weeks. The vast majority of customers were only interested in multiple-lady inhouse sessions. The multiple-lady sessions are the main attraction of the Hell Club. If you want short time with a single lady, there are dozens of options in Pattaya. But for a multiple-lady session of the quality you receive at Hell, it's unique.

Of course, of anyone would like to suggest an establishment which you feel is equal to the Hell Club in terms of multiple-lady sessions, I'm happy to do a point-by-point comparison.

There are many reports on the Hell Club, including pictures of the girls, on ISG. Just do a quick search for "Hell Club."

Evil

[QUOTE=Opebo]Oh I never take photos. Seems a waste of time. But while your assumptions are generally true, the exception is the whole point of my love of freelancers - you never know what you can find.[/QUOTE]

I can understand that -- and makes me think of one thing that I should have mentioned, that didn't occur to me before -- one other major qualification that I (and probably lots of others too) would have -- which is that I would only ever be visiting for a few days at a time. So for me, cutting to the chase on any given evening, knowing time is precious, is a top priority. I can't spend a likely fruitless 45 minutes or more wandering down a beach road or amongst the hundreds of beer bars when I know there's much less chance I'll find what I'm after there, and much more likely I'll spot it in one of the go-gos, discos, etc. If I lived there, or was there for weeks, then yeah ok, I would be checking out those FL scenes. The way it would play out is that after spending a good amount of money to finally get to Pattaya, then heading out for the evening, if I go to spots like those and hunt for awhile, not finding anything that seems special in all that time (which is probable), by then it's late in the evening and I know that the pickings out in the higher end spots are much thinner by now. Much higher chance of having a disappointing night out, and even heading home alone rather than 'settle' on something that doesn't match expectations. Maybe that's extreme, but it's the thought that's always there in the back of the head as one goes out on the prowl.

[quote=evil penivel]again, no extra costs and she'll perform to the best of her ability. guaranteed.
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hm. sounds ok. i wish their website gave us a peek at the selection of girls, the way most of the sites for gogos and massage places do.

[QUOTE=Evil Penivel].....You can take a single lady overnight (10 pm to 6 am at the earliest, most stay later that that) for an all-in fee of 3,000 baht. Again, no extra costs and she'll perform to the best of her ability. Guaranteed.....[/QUOTE]Is this possible in the eden club Bangkok?

Due to the higher prices of Bangkok p4p it would be a good bargain for guaranteed performance!

[quote=wendella]hm. sounds ok. i wish their website gave us a peek at the selection of girls, the way most of the sites for gogos and massage places do.[/quote]
trust me, when you get there it won't matter a flying fuck what pictures you ever saw posted, the sexual chemistry will lead you to the first girl, and the rest will follow, your choice or hers. you will not be disappointed. there's tall, small, soft, hard, so sexy you will blow in 10 seconds, and so sensual that you will try to last forever. of course it's about attraction, but seriously, trust me, when these girls start kissing you and working on you, your only thoughts on choice will be that you made the best one.
girls come and go. why get your hopes up to shag one girl? i can tell you that there is a girl there, miss m, does anal, maybe a 6/10 in looks, but she is so soft and sweet that she will make you think sex can get no better.
these girls are good, fucking good, so don't even try to pick them based upon pre-conceived notions.
basically, just go there and do it!