Lima

When I got back to Lima. West Fla had headed home. Finding another running mate was not hard. I hooked up with Vaughn and we headed to Trocadero. We took a 10 sole taxi which drove us right inside. The Troc is difficult to describe. One part Hostel, one part Dusk till Dawn, one part Midnight Express, and one part Escape from Alcatraz. The women range from old and downright hideous to pretty darn hot. I was a little hasty and chose a girl who was almost fully dressed. Despite her pretty eyes and nice face when disrobed her body was pretty chubby. Being a gentleman I took her anyway and had a relatively good time. Lesson learned the fewer clothes the better. Troc closes at ten pm and we got their about nine. About ten there was a mass exodus of girls leaving. I was amazed at how these girls in their street clothes looked like all the other girls in Lima. A running joke between Vaughn and I would be "Wasn't she in Troc last night" after seeing an attrative girl on the streets.

The next night Vaughn and I headed to Cucardas. It is in a pretty depressing neighborhood, but once you get inside it is nice and clean. We walked the two hallways stopping to practice our spanish and flirt with the girls. I took two girls one a goth chick with huge fake breasts and the other a light haired brunette that could have been the soccer mom next door. Sevice is relatively quick but the girls were sweet and treated me nice. The one thing that I did not like was the number of dudes. The line at some doors was 6 or 7 deep. Both Troc and Cucardas are cheap at 20 soles and 40 soles a pop respectively. But you get what you pay for and while I had a great time. I think I got more value at Tequilla and certainly at Relax. I dropped Vaughn off at 8pm and had the taxi dropped me off at the top of Parque Kennedy. As I strolled down two working girls caught my eye and begin to follow me. One approached and we talked and she was not to my liking. As I walked away the other came up and we began to chat. I told her I had only 50 soles and if she wanted to come to my apartment for that she could. She agread and followed me down the street. When we got inside she saw me lock my wallet in the safe. She asked for the money up front. Normally I would not have down it but I did pay her. I figured if she walks. What is $16 bucks. She did not walk and we had a nice hour together.

On my last afternoon I had Rosita call some girls I had found on the internet. This is a service that she offers if you stay in her apartment. When I walk down statirs to met her at the appointed time. Lima Busy and XXX Goat are across the street. They just wanted to see what she looked like. Unfortanely she was a no show. After waiting with me for a half hour and Lima Busy making several calls for me we walked up the street to have coffee. XXX Goat pulls out his black book and offers me some of his numbers. What a guy! The clock was ticking and I had to head to airport in a couple of hours so I declined. The girls of Relax having drained me earlier in the day.

The one other scene that I did not hit was the freebies. Given some time in this city in my opinion they would be plentifull. The number of glances, double takes, smiles, winks, and downright stares were too numerous to count. With the right amount of spanish and a little game it looks pretty easy. This was not what I was looking for but I did practice my spanish on a number of girls and found them more than reponsive. Including the census girl. But that is a story I will leave to West Fla.

In closing I found Lima to be a vibrant, cosmopolitan city with a rich and varied nightlife. With the help of the folks mentioned throughout this post I had a wonderfull time. I would recommend to anyone coming down to Lima to stay in the Miraflores Apartment. If you enjoy spending time with other mongers staying there helps plug you into the social pipeline.

The couple of things that I found to be negative were the traffic noise, smog, weather, and the long cab rides to some of the destinations.

I also surfed, paraglided, went horseback riding, mountain biking and climbed Wayna Pichu. If anyone has questions about these adventures do not hesitate to ask. Thanks again to Lima Busy, Rosita, West Fla, XXX Goat, and Vaughn they made me feel right at home.

Sincerely,

Captain 44

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I had a good time when Tung I hit 4 or 5 different strip clubs in Centro de Lima, but at the end of the night I mentioned that I have seen more nudity at Tequilas than we saw in all the strip clubs combined.

We did find one club that offered more, but for the most part the deal was to sit around and watch girls in lingerie and maybe buy some time in the semi-private booths in back where you can feel her up but no more.

Some of the girls are really sexy and got me worked up, but if you want satisfaction you need to go somewhere else.

I hsave a ticket to Lima in the spring. Several frends told me that the chicas are fabulous and the prices
are great and I have't lived until I check out Peru. So here I come.

I have RTFF for awhile now. I'm not only confused, but I am beginning to wonder if I made a mistake.

It seems like every PFP option gets trashed here by someone or other.

Tequila Rocks is an expensive ripoff for stupid gringos. The other strip clubs are a slightly less expensive,
but still a ripoff, and no one seems to know if there is even sex involved or not.

I take it that must mean "not."

There are MPs and brothels that get varying reviews, but nothing emerges as a favorite. As usual, no one
seems to be a fan of streetwalkers.

What is a poor boy to do?

Please allow me it describe what I am looking for and what I don't really like:

Empty sex with a hot girl is certainly okay every now and then, but I much prefer a "simulated relationship."

I want to spend some "quality" time (an hour or two) getting to know a chica to make sure that the
chemistry is right.

I like the illusion of reality.

Give me some romance. That thing called "GFE."

If that concept has been discussed in these threads, I've missed it.

I want a chica who pretends like she just won the lottery when she gets to spend the night with me.

I have never failed to find it in the other Latin American countries I have visited. Is it asking for too
much in Peru?

Obviously, I can't get to know a chica from a three second twirl in a lineup at an MP or from a photo on an
escort service web site. Thus, I hate to commit any of my mongering time or money to buying a pig in a poke.

I am not really patient enough to work the regular girls, again investing my time and money into someone
with no idea of whether she "will" or whether she "won't."

So where does one go in Lima to have a nice pleasant conversation with an attractive pro over drinks
or coffee, and maybe some dancing and romancing?

Then if everything is right, one can decide to take her back to ones room for a reasonable price. Or at least
get her phone number to arrange a rendezvous the next day.

Surely, such a place must exist somewhere in this city of 8 million people?

Thanks in advance for any and all advice.

DB

[QUOTE=Dodger Bulldog]........Empty sex with a hot girl is certainly okay every now and then, but I much prefer a "simulated relationship."......I want to spend some "quality" time (an hour or two) getting to know a chica to make sure that the chemistry is right. .......I like the illusion of reality......Give me some romance. That thing called "GFE."......If that concept has been discussed in these threads, I've missed it......I want a chica who pretends like she just won the lottery when she gets to spend the night with me................I have never failed to find it in the other Latin American countries I have visited. Is it asking for too much in Peru?..........So where does one go in Lima to have a nice pleasant conversation with an attractive pro over drinks or coffee, and maybe some dancing and romancing? ........DB[/QUOTE]Dodger:

Aren't you the man that went to La Linea in Guatemala City?? Holy shit. My juxtaposition sensor has just crashed due to overload!! :-)

Relax, you will have no problem. People here don't talk about GFE 'cos they're too jealous guarding it! I have a friend in Lima, three decades older than me, slight of build and he gets more GFE action than anyone I have ever seen. He is still trying to work out why he didn't come down to Lima when he was good looking!

From the Casino's, to the department stores, The Flying Dog Pub, The English Pub, Calle Pizza, Internet etc. etc. grooming you will have no problem and probably too much choice! And a lot of them are not pros - even better!

Suerte!

Polvo

[QUOTE=Captain44]The next day at lunch Lima Busy introduced me to several other mongers and expats living in Lima. I enjoyed the scene at Cafe Z. The coffe was good and the view of literally hundreds of beautifull women strolling by was inspiring. After lunch we rallied the troops and headed to Relax y Vida 1. I made three trips over my time in Lima to Relax and each time was just as awesome as the first. For roughly 130 soles you are treated like an Inca king for an hour and a half. There is no full service but the girls make love to you with every other part of their bodies. I will not go into details but suffice to say one of the tubs just barely holds 8 people. On my last day I took two girls and I could barely walk out of there when they were through. I took a side trip to Cusco and Machu Pichu for 4 days. I never checked the scene out in Cusco but did spend some quality time with a Canadian tourist. If you have some game the clubs are crawling with lonely backpacker chicks. Machu Pichu is killer and definately worth the journey.[/QUOTE]

Captain! Nice hearing from you. 3 trips to R &V? How was the linebacker from TR? hahaha




Yes, Cusco is crawling with Pussy but you have to get off your lazy ass to go round it up. Fortunately it is mostly for free. Did you go downhill bicycling?

[QUOTE=Dodger Bulldog]
I take it that must mean "not."

There are MPs and brothels that get varying reviews, but nothing emerges as a favorite. As usual, no one
seems to be a fan of streetwalkers.

What is a poor boy to do?



DB[/QUOTE]

Go to Lima and find your own way. What sucks to one guy is the promised land to another. Lima is a big city with opportunities of every sort for PFP, normal girls, Bricheras, dirty ho's in warehouse brothels, expensive strip clubs, lown down dirty strip clubs, or whatever floats your boat.

[QUOTE=WestFLA]Captain! Nice hearing from you. 3 trips to R &V? How was the linebacker from TR? hahaha

Yes, Cusco is crawling with Pussy but you have to get off your lazy ass to go round it up. Fortunately it is mostly for free. Did you go downhill bicycling?[/QUOTE]West Fla thanks again for taking me under your wing. It is warm under the wings of a dragon. And for anyone that does not know WestFLA he is a certified slayer of peruvian juice! TR was kind to me and the "linebacker" was my favorite of all! Don't forget I am an 6 foot 240lbs ex linebacker myself. It was difficult to top our first trip to Relax but the subsequent trips came very close.

I did do the mountain bike from Pisac down into Cusco. It was awesome except for my pounding altitude headache. The Canadian tourist is the same girl that was eyeing me in the Canada bar the night we saw MR. Peruvian Dance Fever. I ran into her and all her friends at Machu Pichu.

[QUOTE=Captain44]West Fla thanks again for taking me under your wing. It is warm under the wings of a dragon. And for anyone that does not know WestFLA he is a certified slayer of peruvian juice! TR was kind to me and the "linebacker" was my favorite of all! Don't forget I am an 6 foot 240lbs ex linebacker myself. It was difficult to top our first trip to Relax but the subsequent trips came very close.

I did do the mountain bike from Pisac down into Cusco. It was awesome except for my pounding altitude headache. The Canadian tourist is the same girl that was eyeing me in the Canada bar the night we saw MR. Peruvian Dance Fever. I ran into her and all her friends at Machu Pichu.[/QUOTE]


Oh get the hell out! That is the funniest thing I have heard today. Captain and I were in the canadian bar, and this group of canadian tourists were in there. A young drunk FUGLY peruvian guy was dancing Danny Terrio disco style trying to seduce the women, flipping them off when they wouldn't dance with him, shaking his ass while smiling at them and making the capt'n and I laugh our asses off right up until the moment security bounced him out. All the while one of them was making eyes at the Capt'n.

These girls showed up in Cusco? Great stuff! I did a different route on the bike, ending up in Ollyanta, biking thru a canyon and around a salt mine. Great trail and cheap..we then bussed back to Cusco. We chewed the leaf in order to mediate the headache and altitude tiredness.

About the Census girl. I went to Captain's apartment during census day and an 18 year old nervous census girl shows up. We invite her to sit down and she says she is nervous and starts to ask Captain questions, which I start interpreting for him/her and we all start laughing and making jokes. Census girl is feeling the gringo love big time but won't leave her phone number and leaves. Ten minutes later there is a slight knock at the door and she comes back in claiming she 'forgot to ask us something' and then takes out her pen and says "how long before you leave". We tell her and of course, since this question isn't really on the census form writes it down in the margin. Next thing you know, Her and I are making out on the couch and I am getting ready to lay her down. The phone rings and it is the other census guys in the lobby looking for their census girl saying she had to leave now and insisting on speaking to her. COCK BLOCKING Peruvians!

A word on the census. Traffic and business died, but people were outside and our census girl said very few people were answering the door and only 5 people in the entire hotel Las palmas were counted. So much for accurate statistics....

[QUOTE=Captain44] TR was kind to me and the "linebacker" was my favorite of all!

.[/QUOTE]

Was she still hating on me for negotiating her price down for you? hahaha I just love Peru.

[QUOTE=WestFLA]Was she still hating on me for negotiating her price down for you? hahaha I just love Peru.[/QUOTE]She was a little upset with you, but when I told her you had agreed to send her $100 a week for her mother's operation she got over it. HAHAHA

Dodger Bulldog.

I feel your pain. I also was uncertain about the mongering scene in Lima. If it had not been for a life long dream of seeing Machu Pichu I probably would not have come. There is a tremendous amount of negativity toward certain venues on this board. Like I said in my post I am not sure what all the fuss is about. I had great time all around, and I feel like I hit most of the major spots. I second WestFla. Lima is a cornucopia of oppurtunites. With a little guidance as I had. It was the trip of a lifetime. Please pm if you would like more details.

Sincerely Captain44

As a sidenote, I got my credit card statement today and someone in Peru charged two Lan plane tickets against my card along with Expedia fees and some other travel related charges. Of course I don't have to pay and have notified my cc company, and I only used my credit card maybe 5 times in Peru...mostly at the pharmacy and at the airport (Lan).

To answer a few of the questions put to me:

TGAM Noguera has photographic evidence, so I am forced to confess that I have frequented La Linea in Guatemala.

I am 50 but often mistaken for ten years younger. The typical age of the chicas I hook up with seems to be
about 22, but I have nothing against a good MILF.

I would consider myself of moderate means. On the rare occasion that a chica really captures my imagination,
I would not let money stand in the way. But I try to dollar-cost-average by mixing in several bargains, too.

My background is in psychology so I reall get off playing games with the mind of a chica.

I have pretty decent negotiation skills. I would never call my Spanish fluent, but I can still manage with friends
who speak no English whatsoever.

I haven't settled on a place to stay yet. I prefer apartments over hotels, for the extra space and privacy. I don't
need anything fancy, just somewhat clean, economical, and close to the chicas. From what I have read it
sounds like Miraflores is the place to be, verdad?

I will be there for nine days in March/April.

And I promise to love, honor, and cherish chicas for as long as I shall live.

DB

Hmm..interesting juxtaposition. No offense intended, Dodge, but how can you "love, honor and cherish chicas" and enjoy playing mind games with them at the same time? Just curious.

Also, as others have said, just go with the flow in Lima and whatever you want will come your way. At least that's my experience, and I'm of the same age and background as you.

I think you short-change yourself by wanting someone to pretend they really want to be with you. There are tons of women in Lima that you will easily find that really do want to be with you. You don't have to settle for less.

And RTFF.

[QUOTE=WestFLA]This, IMO, is where Lima shines. As a point and shoot monger destination it really isn't the best (or the worst), but Lima, Cusco and Iquitos are crawling with hot young women who are available with a little game. [/QUOTE]
Get in with the guys like Alabama, go to their parties and this is what you will find!

Hi,

I wanted to let you know about my trip to Lima.

I believe the place is buzzing and the economy is getting better and better everyday, therefore expect prices to rise with the economy.

First day I went to Las suite de barranco. This stablishment was famous for having the best looking girls in Latinamerica.

I got there around 12:30 am. There were around 12 girls and 5 clients.

Entry cost 50 soles, room 70 usd girl for st 120 usd.

Expensive and has lower in quality and number of girls.

Eclypse:

I went there Sunday night (the day of the senso) and there were plenty of girls and prices were cheaper though the quality of the girls was lower than la suite I found a gem that gave me a ride for my money. Friendly and went for everything.

Emmanuelle:

This one is the best one I have seen this trip in Lima.

Plenty of girls and eventhough prices are similar to la suite the quality of this place is better. I took a girl from there that rocked my world that night. Again expensive but well worth it.

[url]www.bellasvip.net[/url] I called and asked for a girl I liked and of course they sent a different girl so I told her to go back and tell them that bait and switch is not ok.

I will be back in 5 days. Any recommendations.

I understand these places are very expensive, but being a hipocondriac my analisis is the more expensive they are the less number of deeds the less probability to catch anything.

I got a couple of numbers one from one girl from la suite de barranco, stunning from tarapoto and another one from a girl from emmanuel that was non stop all night.